💬│palia-general

[hard olive]

Why are there pirate parents

[meager rain]

i almost, almost went for tamala for a reason-

[hard olive]

Pirate parent figures

[velvet leaf]

They have shore leave

[meager rain]

sure- parental figures.

[plain eagle]

She a 🐍 though, and that's insulting snakes

[velvet leaf]

There is always a quarterdaddy on a ship

[meager rain]

She’s FOIN though. And I love her house. But not her actual, non-flirty personality.

[covert kite]

GASP what if || it turns out the pirates are actually Reth and Tish's parents and they were alive this whole time ||

[quiet spade]

I'm at least waist deep. I think I have 170 or so soy sauce? I mean if i can buy it with a disposable currancy rather than gold, why wouldn't you stock up obscene amounts?

[hard olive]

[plain eagle]

Yeah but you know the sayin, kissin don't last, cooking do. And that's why I went with reth!

[hushed patrol]

Like Frozen

[hard olive]

I have never heard that saying before in my life

[hard olive]

What

[meager rain]

I went with Jel- and Tish. 😂

[quiet spade]

You should hear some australian slang. I can think of one right now I can't even repeat in this chatroom lmao

[hushed patrol]

It's like the disney theory or how some characters show up in diff Disney films

[plain eagle]

You get my point tho! Even is the lady is an easy 10 on the fine scale, doesn't mean she's who I'm slidin in the DMs with

[versed sorrel]

I'm going with Jel too

[velvet leaf]

Are they not ||ashura's kids||? If that was a thing in the story I just skipped through the text fast.

[hard olive]

I have some soy sauce but I know it’ll just sit there. Also I want a separate storage for food. Let my fridge be of good use plzzz

[versed sorrel]

Tho if Reth asks me for a heartdrop lily one more time I'll give one to him

Don't threaten me with a good time, lover boy

[hard olive]

He deff will

[hard olive]

[velvet leaf]

Yeah, it couldn't be that Baloo and Little John are the same model to cut corners.

[quiet spade]

After they re-worked some of the existing dishes to include soy sauce I decided to err on the side of caution and overstock lmao

[versed sorrel]

LOL you're speaking it into existence, watch the next time I talk to him be him asking me again

[hard olive]

Gonna google Australian slang later lol

[covert kite]

Nope, || their parents were carpenters like Tish. Around 5 years before the games events they had sailed out to deliver furniture and never returned ||

[hard olive]

[meager rain]

Well-

[quiet spade]

ah, ||Frozen origin indeed. But I suppose we are Tish's "fairy tale ending" so...||

[hard olive]

Wait I thought they ||died when Tish was young|| ???

[covert kite]

Yeah. There's a lot of continuity errors in their story.

[hard olive]

They need to get their lore straight

[quiet spade]

Canonically how old is Tish? Obviously at least 18 but

[meager rain]

Bro-

Can I not say downgrade??

[hard olive]

You’ve become a dragon but the riches you are hoarding - soy sauce

[meager rain]

I am a downgrade! That’s what I was trying to say- lol.

[covert kite]

Tish is confirmed younger than Reth, but other than that we have no clue

[meager rain]

Looks wise.

[versed sorrel]

Honestly might take your tactic and start stocking up on soy sauce instead of buying more furniture LOL

[unborn parcel]

They need to have croaked when reth had already picked his path, and the path picking is implied to be when youre of legal age because kenyatta reasons

[hard olive]

“Young adult” that’s all we got

[quiet spade]

Kikkoman real quiet since I started going to the Maji Market, all I'm saying.

[meager rain]

So, yes- I do know what you’re talking about @plain eagle

[covert kite]

Ooh, but najuma already declared

[versed sorrel]

You are Kikkoman now

[hard olive]

Palia get your lore figured out

[versed sorrel]

I think path delcaration age probably depends on the person

[meager rain]

Even though the chat did not want me self depreciating.

[versed sorrel]

Self deprecation is banned here

[velvet leaf]

Wow, I really must have skipped through that text fast

[versed sorrel]

The order will come get you

[plain eagle]

Bro, slow down. That's the point of the game

[covert kite]

The Palia lore timeline is just a big ol plate of spaghetti

[velvet leaf]

[hard olive]

Kachow

[velvet leaf]

kachow

[meager rain]

if subira wants to come and get me, i’m sat

come get me lady

[delicate granite]

I skip thru most of the text too 🤣

[unborn parcel]

Also has hassian picked his path yet i cant remember and i forgot which it was

[weak bison]

Im so glad there is a delay on the patch that was supposed to happen today MORE ENVELOPE FARM

[plain eagle]

Let me help and handcuff myself for her arrival, whoopsie dropped the key somewhere, oh no

[hard olive]

I zoom through the text but I read pretty fast lol

[crystal chasm]

Idk if this confirmed but I heard that they’re planning on selling soy sauce at Zeki’s store

[hard olive]

I only skip it if I’ve heard it plenty of times

[forest matrix]

[hard olive]

[meager rain]

whatever will i doooo, oh noooo -

[velvet leaf]

It drives me nuts how much time is supposed to have elapsed since the humans disappeared. Majiri must have evolved from nothing in like a thousand years.

[crystal chasm]

Workin on rizzing her up as I type this LMAO

[hard olive]

Hiiii Aurora

[meager rain]

she exists only in my dreams

[forest matrix]

Jel and Einar loves unite

[spark mortar]

The update notes initially said market and zeki's but people complained it wasn't at zeki's so they removed the mention. The assumption is that the zeki's part meant after the market was done.

[hard olive]

Jel is baby gurl

[meager rain]

Jel is so bby grl.

[velvet leaf]

It would be absolutely insane if soy sauce were just not available after the market ended. I have never had any doubt about that.

[hushed patrol]

Jel is gabagool.

[hard olive]

What outfit am I wearing today in game

[forest matrix]

Jel is bae

[covert kite]

I avoid talking to hassian so I don't really have his full story down but I assume he picked blacksmithing like his mom, since Sifuu mentions having him as an apprentice. But he calls himself a hunter? So idk?? The lore is all over the place

[plain eagle]

Can I say that I want to romance Sifuu

[hard olive]

I want to run some “errands” so I’m gonna wear my lil purse

[meager rain]

ABSOLUTELY

[hushed patrol]

twins

[hard olive]

Forever and always!

[unborn parcel]

Ok so im not the only one super confused lolol

[velvet leaf]

Did they intend on adding Hodari or was that addition just from player thirst?

[meager rain]

It’s like saying you want Urbosa. Who DOESN’T?

[rough condor]

long time no talk (for me)
looking forward to the patch!

[hard olive]

The power of thirst

[velvet leaf]

urbosa deez nuts

[meager rain]

i’m PARCHED

[viral cape]

I'm surely thirsty for hodaddy

[velvet leaf]

[covert kite]

The more you look into the lore, the more confusing it all gets

[viral cape]

and my man Robbie (Voice of Reth)

[hard olive]

[unborn parcel]

Unclear, i found dev logs ages ago where after designing hodari they went "yeah this is probably gonna be romanceable in the future", just didnt implement it right away

[meager rain]

ME

[hard olive]

We are going to summon the mods LOL

[covert kite]

[hushed patrol]

For being off topic (The topic is Hodari)

[meager rain]

everybody knows that i’m a good girl officer

[velvet leaf]

Maybe he'll just leave one day when he decides the mine isn't productive enough as he's mentioned.

[hard olive]

[velvet leaf]

but I want to complete the temple of gales

[meager rain]

I’m not hearing anyone out- Palia’s tiktok made a thirst trap of Hodaddy. They know.

[velvet leaf]

oh no

[viral cape]

That jawline chef's kiss

[rough condor]

Palia is on TikTok? 🏃‍♀️

[opal ibex]

got off the computer to play just dance 10/10 do recommend

[hard olive]

My lawyer is spraying me with a spray bottle like a cat

[hushed patrol]

Ke$ha is on Palia?

[opal ibex]

now back to hotpot hours

[round obsidian]

[unborn parcel]

I feel like mods have an emergency alarm button thry press when hodari is mentioned to closely monitor the chat

[velvet leaf]

Does Hodari ever hit the gritty on their tiktok?

[opal ibex]

how do i unsee a comment

[meager rain]

widderwy hitting da gwiddy wight now

[hard olive]

[covert kite]

Gonna have to start carrying around a spray bottle

[hard olive]

Time to close my brain

[round obsidian]

think after the update ima fish for unicorn \o/

[viral cape]

https://tenor.com/view/hodari-palia-hodari-palia-palia-hodari-hot-gif-6624172344388266016

[meager rain]

yup- that’s the video-

[velvet leaf]

My favorite thing about the unicorn fish is how S6 makes you just stare straight into the sun when you start at 3am.

[meager rain]

yummy yummy

[round obsidian]

lmaoo

[hard olive]

Brain shut off. Icecream machine broke. Out of order

[viral cape]

That's my handsome bashful man

[round obsidian]

are you a mcdonalds?

[meager rain]

I could say something really off the wall rn-

[hard olive]

No this is Patrick

[meager rain]

But I’m gonna refrain, LMAO

[hard olive]

[round obsidian]

[craggy aurora]

funny enough, i was just checking out his character design 🥹

[shell hemlock]

me opening palia everyday

[wild orchid]

I got 3 unicorn after each other after fishing for half a human day, no starred one though...

[hard olive]

Did people get summoned because of Hotdari

[round obsidian]

yes

[meager rain]

HODADDY

[sand ledge]

Who

[hushed patrol]

Hot dari. A dari clove when you heat it up.

[narrow vessel]

did I miss the Hodarlin talk 👀

[sand ledge]

You mean Tish

[hard olive]

Someone in my server is Experiment 626

[velvet leaf]

It is odd how they made a tunnel from your plot to the outskirts instead of a tunnel to Hodari's house.

[round obsidian]

smart

[meager rain]

i mean, i can keep going-

[craggy aurora]

how to summon the thirst 💖

[hard olive]

[meager rain]

i am thirst

thirst is me

i am thirst

[velvet leaf]

I'm still waiting on the kenli romance

[meager rain]

thirst is i

[hard olive]

THE WHAT

[narrow vessel]

I had to shower and water my brain properly, I feel better and can think about Hodarlin 🥰

[viral cape]

It's like beetlejuice. Say his name once though and the thirst flood begins

[hard olive]

Kenli x sandwich fanfiction

[shy ingot]

dont you just love walking into tamalas house and the game dies 😭

[hushed patrol]

When are we gonna see Kenli's sister

[craggy aurora]

you need a hothound for sure

[meager rain]

i need a lobotomy- but it’s all the same to me

[rough condor]

i thought Hassian was the most popular heartthrob in Palia but this conversation is challenging that

[velvet leaf]

Wouldn't know, don't play on Switch

[velvet leaf]

(but actually sorry about that)

[viral cape]

Just one hothound on my mind

[hard olive]

You ain’t nothin but a hothound

[maiden idol]

wrong, it’s Tau

[velvet leaf]

SMH another festival gone by and no Hodari kissing booth.

[shy ingot]

SO TRUE

[shell hemlock]

there are no stickers to accurately show my response to this message, but i approve

[icy quail]

Jel Enjoyers rise

[sand ledge]

Boof

[rough condor]

he's such a baby

[meager rain]

i’m too attracted to sifuu

[maiden idol]

he is THE baby

[hard olive]

I AM HERE

[velvet leaf]

I'm not even into characters, but I do think it's funny to tease you guys

[fossil olive]

What about our lovely Tish?

[meager rain]

well obviously i love tish

[shell hemlock]

ehhh, she's like lukewarm milk to me?

[hushed patrol]

ooh I got a new maekshift item the small planter

[velvet leaf]

Gotta love that vacant stare

[hard olive]

[sand ledge]

DROOLING AND SWEATING OVER TISH

[meager rain]

jel and tish are my babies-

[narrow vessel]

[meager rain]

Although-

[hard olive]

[narrow vessel]

Ace no

[meager rain]

Keep going Ace

[hard olive]

Ace yes

[sand ledge]

Ace yes

[delicate granite]

[errant kelp]

They should really fix the bug when your game freezes when you go into Tamala’s house.

[round obsidian]

my friend who brightens my day

[pale plinth]

me in furniture store window looking at.... furniture

[shell hemlock]

Ace gnawing at the iron bars of their enclosure

[rough condor]

Tish is my favorite. she's sweet and has a style similar to mine

[hard olive]

[icy quail]

Tish is cute but I've heard she's ||quite selfish??? when it comes to Reth??||

[hard olive]

Do not look at that emoji title

[round obsidian]

hopefully thats one of the fixes

[velvet leaf]

For an ace Ace sure has a lot of thirst for the characters

[rough condor]

oh?

[sand ledge]

I have looked

[meager rain]

i’m tame (literally feral and clawing at my enclosure)

[errant kelp]

Lol yeah.

[velvet leaf]

[meager rain]

no bonk

[hard olive]

[pale plinth]

Bro

[meager rain]

no hernee jail

[sand ledge]

Unbonk the Ace

[covert kite]

[hard olive]

Hello angel

[pale plinth]

HI

[hard olive]

I’m something of an angel myself

[meager rain]

👉👈

[pale plinth]

No

[sand ledge]

[craggy aurora]

DAMN

[hard olive]

Have I been kicked out of the angel club??

[dusty plank]

turns out (unsurprisingly) it's Reth https://www.reddit.com/r/Palia/comments/1b12bwu/palias_most_and_least_romanced_villagers/

[pale plinth]

I'm not but my parents cursed my birth certificate so.

[velvet leaf]

Hassian could be your angle or your demon

[opal ibex]

sos i how do i get better fish? currently using exquisite rod with glow worm and basic hook

[meager rain]

fully fallen

[pale plinth]

ANGLE.

[meager rain]

angle or your debil

[craggy aurora]

we're all fallen here

[glass crane]

Yum are we talking about romance?

[sand ledge]

Yes

[hard olive]

[velvet leaf]

what do you mean better? Are you looking for a specific fish?

[sand ledge]

Tish is my princess

[delicate granite]

Pray to rng gods

[heavy pond]

I live in Hazbin Hotel. 😛

[velvet leaf]

Hassians Hotel?

[opal ibex]

the rays are eluding me. didn't know if there was a trick to getting rare/epic fish

[shell hemlock]

its that je ne sais quoi about him, the ily but also pls dont put me in jail that people love

[velvet leaf]

Nah, just fish a lot.

[meager rain]

oh to date the cat man

[velvet leaf]

I assume you specifically mean the void ray?

[icy quail]

Yeah, I've heard from other people that ||Reth sort of works his butt off and spends so much time with her and does everything for her... because, spoiler alert, her illness she had/might still have, and the fact that, more spoiler alert, they might be trying to escape the cartel... seeing as Reth's tattoos are Cartel tracking runes 😭 Tish loves her brother, for sure, and does try to be a good sister I've seen, but she's somewhat seeming to not consider Reth when it really comes to it. Maybe I misunderstood it. But I was gonna go for jel and Tish at first But I can't stand selfish people lmao,|| so I'm sticking with Jel !!!

[hard olive]

I want to make a pillow joke but I will not

[velvet leaf]

"spoiler alert" inside of a spoiler

[glass crane]

Not a lot of tricks but eating those meals that give you a fishing boost can help (fish stew, fish brew etc.)

[unborn parcel]

The poll is a bit flawed. Reth is the most popular in case you could ONLY romance one character, but for more accurate results you'd have to include multiple character voting to know who is most included.

[icy quail]

BAHAHA IT WAS BC I CANT DOUBLE SPOILER !!

[covert kite]

Spoilerception

[craggy aurora]

where's kitara's hodari react pic lmao

[rough condor]

oh wow okay, fair

[pale plinth]

Lol I just started playing 😭😭

[sand ledge]

I am simply a pillow for her precious head

[pale plinth]

None of that made sense

[sand ledge]

Boof barkBARK

[shell hemlock]

here we go ^

[meager rain]

naughty naughty

[hard olive]

[icy quail]

@rough condor @pale plinth
Dont take my word entirely for it !! other people who actually played that storyline might know better

[shell hemlock]

need to petition S6 to let me marry Hodari so i dont have to travel to see him

[meager rain]

Does Hodari need a dog? I can bark-

[sand ledge]

foaming at the mouth

[covert kite]

Ace has me working overtime today

[viral cape]

Reth is voiced by Robbie Damon of critical role and spider man fame. He also does Zeki. Of course I was going to romance Reth right away.

[craggy aurora]

you have my respect

[hard olive]

As a demon I have a chaos quota I have to meat

[odd barn]

hi Palians!

[dusty plank]

Yes you're right, the poll itself only allowed for one character though it would make a lot more sense if they allowed multiple considering it's allowed in the game itself
i think this was more to see who most people would choose if they only had the one option

[hard olive]

TO MEET

[plain eagle]

[glass crane]

Oh god, it's like a zoo in here

[icy quail]

MEAT

[hard olive]

Your client is a demon sadly

[shell hemlock]

...like hotdari's?

[viral cape]

A zoo of Chapaaa!

[pure reef]

Worse, there's no zookeeper and the cage doors are all open

[meager rain]

OOh OOh OoH AH AH

[velvet leaf]

There are ways to buff hook timing, but otherwise it is just cast a lot. You can save on glowworms by not hooking fish if that's a bottleneck for you.

[hard olive]

[round obsidian]

hallo

[plain eagle]

Y'ALL NEED TO FIND THE DRAGON AND/OR PHOENIX, DANG

[spark mortar]

S6 not including goofy metrics in the dev update seems odd to me.

[velvet leaf]

See if you can wade through the thirst to talk about fishing.

[shell hemlock]

truth be told, we have been feral since the game came out, this is old news

[rough condor]

do we know how many people have wishlisted Palia on Steam?

[opal ibex]

im just trying to figure out why unripe grapes taste like apples

[indigo hemlock]

what did everyone spend their tickets on?

[viral cape]

all of the lanterns.

[velvet leaf]

Everything

[round obsidian]

frogbert needs a cowboy hat ingame ngl

[meager rain]

ready for my cleansing

[viral cape]

I have a lantern garden on my plot now.

[plain eagle]

I bought everything lol

[glass crane]

I just started a lot of those lantern poles

[spark mortar]

Only S6 and Steam knows.

[delicate granite]

Yes. Pls let us accessories our frogbert

[pure reef]

It is a discord, to be fair

[plain eagle]

GIANT FROGBERT HAT

[rich beacon]

Wow this poll is interesting, Nai'o is way higher than I thought

[sand ledge]

I never come out of my cage!!

[craggy aurora]

THERE WAS NO ORDER, JUST CHAOS AND RABID AFFECTION

[rough condor]

ah, so we'll only know once we see the size of Frogbert

[velvet leaf]

Sorry, I only hang out on good christian discords

[unborn parcel]

A more accurate poll imo would be two questions, one that lets you vote for all romances you like, and one that lets you vote for all non romanceable characters youd like to romance to see if theres an outlier hidden there (im looking at y'all sifuu stans)

[viral cape]

All hail the flipper king!

[hushed patrol]

I just found out why the patch was delayed it's because ||I haven't gotten a star quality emerald yet.||

[hard olive]

I have pickles

[meager rain]

rip

[hard olive]

Where are the mods 😭

[covert kite]

I ate them

[velvet leaf]

What does that have to do with the patch though?

[meager rain]

tryna get kicked out?? 💀

[hard olive]

[craggy aurora]

goose just woke up and chose violence on the mods today lmao

[plain eagle]

Okay, so I'm gonna say the lowest three romanced are because Jel gets way too creepy with his muse shtick, Jina is too self depreciating, and Tamala is TOO DANGED FAR, S6.

[dusty plank]

pfff I don't enjoy him as much but I think people tend to find him somewhat charming, i mainly just romance him for kenyatta and i to have a throuple but he does sort of grow on you after a while lmao

[glass crane]

Any ideas when the patch would come out?

[delicate granite]

They haven't said

[shy ingot]

nah jel is just plain weird ngl

[shell hemlock]

this sounds awfully like Tinder

[glass crane]

Every ones gonna be rushing the new years grounds now lol

[velvet leaf]

They're trying to keep us on our toes. Always guessing.

[meager rain]

Mods & Devs, I love you. Please keep me. I just really love your character designs. ❤️❤️

[dusty plank]

LMAO yeah the comments definitely mentioned Sifuu, aren't they adding her as the next romancable one?

[vital quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/random-get-away-leave-me-gif-23585639

[viral cape]

They keep pretty on top of the palia news thread. When they know we'll know.

[vital quiver]

@hushed patrol

[plain eagle]

Palia Tinder....Palr

[shell hemlock]

I hope they add a shirtless Hodari as a gift for the delay

[viral cape]

I want to be best friends with Sifuu. She's a riot!

[velvet leaf]

The best part about Sifuu would be watching Hassian squirm.

[delicate granite]

!byechat

[teal harness]

Salutations, fellow Palians <:ashurawaves:865630949235490836>

[covert kite]

My stomach had the rumblies that only mods could satisfy

[rich beacon]

oh i dont mean that as in I don't think nai'o is a good option! I really do like him, I just never ran into a nai'o fan in the wild LMAO

[dusty plank]

LOL

[meager rain]

ayo, you can’t say nothing to me now ya’ll-

[shell hemlock]

Sifuu the friend that says "hold my beer"

[craggy aurora]

speaking of Nai'o...his initial chara design had him in long hair 👀

[rich beacon]

Omg,, i love long hair

[dusty plank]

woah i wanna see

[hard olive]

SAME my husband has long curly hair agdhfhshs

[craggy aurora]

wait lemme look for it-

[vital quiver]

@hushed patrol bbbbboooyy bbbyyyee

[narrow vessel]

well spoiler ||Tish has no idea what Reth does for her and it isn't till level 4 friendship with Tish does she find out or you can tell her somewhere along the way on a quest. Tish just thinks Reth overworks|| but she's not selfish just a bit annoyingly chipper

[hushed patrol]

???

[unborn parcel]

If nai'o had longer hair he may have been more popular but idk

[quiet spade]

I did my part! Even though I will only ever play it on Switch (at least for the forseeable future), I do have it wishlisted on steam lmao

[narrow vessel]

Nai'o is fine as he is

[meager rain]

Nai’o was definitely one of my choices. I love a himbo.

[shell hemlock]

the Julio of Kilima Village

[craggy aurora]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GBkCYzQXEAAJSzw?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

[viral cape]

Out by the school yard

[plain eagle]

You see that bandy-legged walk he got? Boy sure is fine.

[rich beacon]

I like him esp near the end of his friendship arc|| cuz you find out how much he values others over himself|| but also I know the overall view of nai'o is "himbo"

[craggy aurora]

ayt go crazy guys

[dusty plank]

yeah I agree, she doesnt actually know what she's been doing and there's actually a lot of dialogue where she worries for him because he's not sleeping enough

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-wait-what-confused-gif-15074314

[shell hemlock]

HE LOOKS LIKE A PURPLE LINK

[hard olive]

Did I miss something lol

[rough condor]

i hope i'm not alone when i say that Jel sets off my gaydar

[hushed patrol]

I have no idea who they are but they mentioned me twice with nothing lol

[craggy aurora]

ngl, i dig the long hair 👀

[meager rain]

that’s why i want him for real

[quiet spade]

the himbo archetype tends to be treated more kindly than the bimbo version though

[unborn parcel]

Theres a theory he likes reth

[icy quail]

he's so gay it's insane, I love him 🫶

[hard olive]

[craggy aurora]

PURPLE LINK----

[viral cape]

They sure are at the tailors a lot together

[vital quiver]

Discrimination

[meager rain]

he mighty fine

[hushed patrol]

dude what is going on

[quiet spade]

They were roommates

[shell hemlock]

Link if Zelda was a cow tbh

[plain eagle]

That's uh, not a theory. He says it pretty much explicitly.

[hard olive]

Who?? What??

[dusty plank]

his longer hair (untied) reminds me more of Auni if he was older - probably bc of Auni's outfit, he would look great as an adult with longer hair lol

[velvet leaf]

Hodari is Auni's real dad confirmed

[knotty burrow]

Oh no I'm dating reth, I'm in danger

[narrow vessel]

eh to look like Link the hair would need to be longer, that's barely to the shoulders

[craggy aurora]

DAMN

[hard olive]

My boyfriends are boyfriends

[plain eagle]

[rich beacon]

you're right and that's unfortunate a lot of people who talk about nai'o are usually like "he's nice but he's very plain" and that's why I'm surprised he did better than I expected on the polls

[meager rain]

hey, leave my poly bi man alone-

[unborn parcel]

Where? I know he comments on reth's potential as a model but the most explicit one is tish commenting on it afaik

[quiet spade]

Link if Zelda was cow -

Hyah, ha! hiiiyahhh!

[rough condor]

i feel like it's a stereotype that male fashion designers are LGBTQ+ but i don't have a problem with him

[shell hemlock]

prepare for trouble, and make it double

[hard olive]

Me, into fashion 💀

[plain eagle]

No you're good, Jel only brings it up in passing as "if he hadn't found someone" meaning Reth, then Jel might have been open to affections between them.

[hushed patrol]

it is hotpot time

[hard olive]

I am prepared

[narrow vessel]

good thing I'm dating both Nai'o and Reth now they can date each other 🥰

[hard olive]

I actually haven’t heard this!

[quiet spade]

Howell in the middle of a himbo sandwich and loving it

[craggy aurora]

he def has a more mature vibe if he had long hair. def would wanna romance nai'o, imagine running your hands thru his hair

[plain eagle]

He mentions it after he sees you wearing Reth's pin, my partner and I both gasped.

[rich beacon]

Jel has good taste, i can relate

[hard olive]

6 layer sandwich

[shell hemlock]

"i wanna have two boyfrienddds, and I want my boyfriends to be boyfriendsss"

[narrow vessel]

Jel can also date Reth while dating me 🥰

[icy quail]

THEN WHY CANT I BE WITH BOTH RETH AND JEL AT THE SAME TIME [SHAKES HIM AGGRESSIVELY]
We could be a thruple its ok.
He does actually say, ||when youre dating Tish and is on the romance journey with jel, that he knows how to share||

[meager rain]

Me, Tish, and Jel attending group therapy. ❤️❤️

[hard olive]

HAVE YOU SEEN TOR’S VERSION OF THIS

[quiet spade]

Like a Big Mac of handsome, attentive men

[shell hemlock]

I NEED TO SEE IT NOW

[plain eagle]

BESIDES Jel also says that "he's a mature man and knows how to share". So....mmmhmmmm

[icy quail]

😳

[rich beacon]

interesting, I have reth's pin on and never saw it nor is it mentioned in the wiki

[dusty plank]

omgg maybe I would like him better that way lol
i just think he's kind of um

what's the nice way to say it

[shell hemlock]

I had it on and talked to Jel and he was DEVASTATED

[plain eagle]

Sadly I can't roll back time to show you :T But yes, he does say it

[velvet leaf]

time to use Tor to look up forbidden hodari stuff.

[rich beacon]

do you have a screenshot, I'm curious now

[narrow vessel]

I talk to my romances everyday and I haven't gotten those dialogs

[shell hemlock]

no screenshots unfortunately, I had it posted in our community discord but we disbanded it 😦

[hard olive]

I can’t find it in here fhshshdhd I will have to link the tumblr I am sorry @zenith aspen

[meager rain]

Crying- what if Tish and Jel’s relationship only started because he wanted to get closer to Reth,

[unborn parcel]

Jel when you date reth: aww too bad reth is taken, oh well
Jel when you date him and also reth: YOU DONT LOVE ME ANYMORE

Hes trying

[viral sequoia]

new headcannon

[shell hemlock]

but it was something like "I should have known that I couldn't be the only one to capture your heart"

[rich beacon]

that's a hassain line isnt it?

[hard olive]

https://www.tumblr.com/tortor-sauce/741713129935912960/i-want-two-boyfriends-and-i-want-the-boyfriends-to

[craggy aurora]

the goodest??

[shell hemlock]

hassian has one too!

[formal owl]

I hope they add a Tau = free companion for everyone

[plain eagle]

I think it was more mutual, as in he and Tish became friends at the same time that he opened up to Reth and maybe crushed on him a little. It happens when you have a close sibling pair, you just kind of merge with the pod

[knotty burrow]

Hassian says something like that too

[quiet spade]

That's incredibly cute

[shell hemlock]

This is too good

[rich beacon]

ooooh I thought this was the "Oh if Reth wasn't taken I would be interested" line, did hear about Jel being upset that he isnt your only one tho

[unborn parcel]

He is very sus during his romance quest, where he needs to ask a favor of reth but sends you instead because "reasons". Reth has no clue why he does this and the excuse he gives you is flimsy.

[rough condor]

i'd sob

[hard olive]

They also made this

https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1205511457840701470

[icy quail]

I'm only dating Jel and am interested in Reth because my boyfriend is just both of them in combination
I play Palia and then go to bed and just John Cena my boyfriend, who is both of them at once

[shell hemlock]

I got Hassian's too but can't remember how it went, should have had to save it

[meager rain]

You know Tish and Jel gossip like crazy.

[plain eagle]

Hey if Jel brings it up again I'll screenshot it, I had no idea no one else knew about it

[dense condor]

sits in my pinless corner its fine😭😭

[shell hemlock]

I could 100% see Auni do this too

[craggy aurora]

has everyone dated and broken up with any of the romance npcs after you guys get curious about their chara lore?

[unborn parcel]

I wonder if hes monogamous leaning? Wish

Wish for clarity*

[plain eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/milhouse-van-houten-the-simpsons-eyebrows-gif-4880957

[velvet leaf]

[nova solstice]

Still no update on patch??? 😭

[icy quail]

Height and bodytype is more Jel, but personality and facial-shape is more Reth.
Alex (bf) also has tattoos and piercings and ermm,, I headcanon Reth with more piercings so

[shell hemlock]

I wonder if their gossip falls into the men exchanging information area or girls meeting at brunch after a wild week area

[rich beacon]

think hassian and jel are monogamous because of their reactions to other pins, but that's my understanding

[rough condor]

i think it's interesting how Reth has explicitly told me he wants to date while i'm dating his sister

[meager rain]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-secrets-tell-each-other-gif-25339857

[shell hemlock]

ya know what they say, keep it in the family

[craggy aurora]

im curious cause i accidentally gave hotdari a heartdrop lily... 🥹

[nova solstice]

Oh it’s polypalia again

[velvet leaf]

Real sisterwives situation

[round obsidian]

||he does say though that if it gets more serious thered have to be a talk||

[lavish leaf]

I got that too. It was really weird. I started dating Tish and she said, get closer to Reth. And then Reth starts hitting on me.

[dusty plank]

s-sure

[meager rain]

Girls at brunch.

[velvet leaf]

When you guys start dating Sifuu that dynamic will sure be interesting.

[rich beacon]

I didnt get close to Tish at all and he said those lines, so its not actually related to Tish being dated just part of Reth's path

[lavish leaf]

But at that point I'm thinking, ||when is this threesome happening?||

[nova solstice]

Can someone tell me why I need heart drop Lillie’s and dari cloves? I’ve been saving them not knowing why

[velvet leaf]

[craggy aurora]

idk what else to define him honestly, he's literally the definition of a golden boy

[unborn parcel]

Let me enjoy the days before this happens

[rough condor]

he was hitting on me before i started dating her though, and he never commented on us dating

[round obsidian]

||its a bit weird so not for me thats for sure||

[velvet leaf]

Cloves are used for some recipes. The lily can be used for some pins and quests.

[lavish leaf]

Heartdrop lillies are used to romance NPCs. Dari Cloves are used in some recipeies.

[spark mortar]

You don't need them. They are just a rare cooking ingredient.

[dusty plank]

oh yeah ofc, i just think he's not the uh.. brightest
like he's awesome and all though

[nova solstice]

Ohhh ok

[lavish leaf]

I know it was a timing thing with how I advanced the friendship bars but it landed just so perfect/weird.

[shell hemlock]

love it when he asks me if i wanna watch him workout lmao

[craggy aurora]

the heartdrop is similar to chocolate, its an item to ask them out

[velvet leaf]

It's not hard to get way more lilies than you could ever use though

[opal ibex]

Einar: stop by my cave anytime. my pebbles like you
me: they do? 🥺 🥰

[lavish leaf]

RL I'm one partner at a time but this is a game.

[dusty plank]

LMAO reminds me of how Kanyatta keeps tricking him into taking his shirt off

[solid viper]

That said, ||if you're wearing Tish's pin and dating Reth, he will call you out on it, and vice-versa||

[nova solstice]

Alrighty I don’t even think I have any recipes for them yet but I’ll save them i spose

[shell hemlock]

love her for that, girl putting in god's work

[rich beacon]

which is fair, it is weird for him

[craggy aurora]

OOOOOHH i see wym

[shell hemlock]

wait if we can romance Sifuu and Hassian, wouldn't that be weirder than Tish/Reth?

[dense condor]

She should give Anui a gift for his stink bug prank

[lavish leaf]

Yes.

[rich beacon]

to me yes, but im not gonna yuck on other's yums LOL

[shell hemlock]

taking muscle mommy to the next level lmao

[craggy aurora]

definitely not crossing that

[opal ibex]

ive never heard this statement before but i am now intriqued

[plain eagle]

Uh I mean, so my partner's mom is poly and her wife is not, so she deals with it by having other gfs in other places? It could be like that, just kind of date out of sight of each other

[solid viper]

I've been sort of wondering if/when we get higher romances than 4, if breaking off certain romances might be required for some characters in order to progress

[rough condor]

the ur mom jokes would no longer be just jokes

[shell hemlock]

speaking of, it would be so fun it they added dates

[spark mortar]

Careful, your mom jokes are what got thiccvic.

[thorny roost]

That's Sundrop lilies 😀

[plain eagle]

Thiccvic?

[meager rain]

I could never do poly irl- I can’t even deal with myself.

[rich beacon]

its often said in my area, just means "don't be rude about other people's preferences" a good thing I keep in mind all the time

[plain eagle]

Ohio?

[rich beacon]

Toronto Canada!

[wheat panther]

i love the phrase sdo much but i do find myself often saying "i am absolutely yucking your yum"

[plain eagle]

Close enough!

[meager rain]

If you can handle poly irl- good for you. But I know I can’t- 💀

[rich beacon]

mental damage to a canadian

[craggy aurora]

ngl i kinda dig that

[shell hemlock]

id love to do poly but i barely tolerate one person irl

[dusty plank]

heartdrop lillies are equivalent to chocolate boxes except you cant buy them anywhere lol- i hoard mine too
you'll need them for pin quests (literally for romance routes where you have to make a pin for the other person) though if you pick foraging
so you can use them for that

[thorn raven]

Can I petition that they make the Hot Pot game into a physical game? I want to play it IRL xD LOL

[narrow vessel]

I'd need very specific circumstances and be close with those involved

[craggy aurora]

it can def test your patience.

[meager rain]

I would end up getting dumped, lmao

[plain eagle]

Already done, it's called majong

[viral cape]

poly takes a lot of communication and trust with your partners. I've found the more I date others the more I want to be with my prime partner LOL

[shell hemlock]

like the card game from the Witcher?

[plain eagle]

GWENT. I HATE GWENT SO MUCH.

[rough condor]

omg the cutscene at the end of ||The Acceptance Ceremony|| quest made me tear up

[viral cape]

The game in ESO is way better. Im a sucker for drafting games.

[shell hemlock]

oooh who did you choose as your Shepp?

[plain eagle]

Triple Triad was great but GWENT MAKES ME SEETHE...

[fossil olive]

The triple triad song

[meager rain]

I wish cosplay places were jumping on this game- I would love to cosplay some of the characters,,

[plain eagle]

It lives rent free in my head until I'm worm food, and then the worms will sing it

[hard olive]

I got 5 lucky coins. How many plushies am I getting you guys

[craggy aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-shia-la-beouf-flame-gif-4445204

[fossil olive]

2

[icy quail]

This kind of stuff is also not really... allowed in this server lmao, we have minors and the mods will have us perish if they spot this stuff

[plain eagle]

2!

[craggy aurora]

DO IT MOCHI. START THE HYPE AT CONVENTIONS

[hard olive]

[hushed patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-give-you-one-one-love-to-give-you-one-wassie-give-one-gif-12327122070966495777

[shell hemlock]

idk about plushies but i know you're getting arrows and seeds

[thorny roost]

Zero

[hard olive]

THIS IS TRUE

[finite reef]

Hey, random pop in but is the update not happening today bc of the delay? Still getting used to the discord channel 😅

[meager rain]

Last thing I cosplayed as was Dimitrescu- lmfao. Rolled the HECK outta my ankles.

[thorny roost]

^
Sadly, no

[hushed patrol]

Not today maybe not even tomorrow 😔

[shell hemlock]

they're waiting on us to stop thirsting over NPCs to start the update

[viral cape]

No news yet

[hard olive]

I am stress buying all the rugs right now. Just to feel something

[plain eagle]

Y'all gotta be careful of your cosplays :T

[viral cape]

I guess we get no update then

[icy quail]

sooo itll come... never

[shell hemlock]

me when paycheck hits

[finite reef]

We’re waiting forever then I guess 😔😔

[meager rain]

I was at a ren fest and had on huge demonia platforms and died

[hard olive]

Just stress bought this 12k jacuzzi at the underground

[spark mortar]

I guess we'll learn how long to expect Nintendo reviews to take.

[round obsidian]

[craggy aurora]

BIG OUCH, i felt that for some reason when you said it

[outer harbor]

Omg niiiice

[round obsidian]

oooh pool party

[hushed patrol]

stress buy the arcade machine

[shell hemlock]

aight thats way above my paygrade

[plain eagle]

Yeah, that's not smart my dude. Care for your own body first, that's rule one of cosplay!

[meager rain]

So many times. Just absolutely ATE IT.

[hard olive]

I WANT TO BUT I NEVER SEE IT

[thorny roost]

Imma stress buy a brownie

[meager rain]

the ladies loved me though. worth it.

[hard olive]

I have 155k left now

[hushed patrol]

I honestly don't even know where I'd put it if I bought it.

[outer harbor]

Guys I was in a server earlier where I called out pal a few times and the same person kept running over, smashing the whole lot and then running away?!?

[shell hemlock]

yall if anyone wants to cosplay Hodari im pitching in 5 buckaroos for the costume

[plain eagle]

....I'm going to buy six machines and make my own arcade, with h- ladies and bl- er, card games.

[shell hemlock]

just called me poor in so many languages

[hushed patrol]

That happens sometimes. At that point I would just stop calling it. Or maybe invite others to party.

[thorny roost]

Oooh the bonk has bonked

[rich beacon]

could you block them so they cant see your message? Is that how blocking works in palia

[meager rain]

Saw you trying to type- lol. Yes I did.

[outer harbor]

Possibly…does anyone know if this works?

[craggy aurora]

oh i bet the cosplay was worth iiiiiit

[viral cape]

If you could cast real life actors as the Maji who would you cast?

[lavish leaf]

Welcome to open beta. I found a flow tree, called it out, got a single "omw". Then a group of three ran up cut it down and ran over to another and cut it down before I could get there for a single hit (I only saw it when I watched them run off).

[hushed patrol]

Someone in a server said they blocked me and I could see what they were saying after so I don't think so.

I think it just blocks what they say.

[meager rain]

but the second a dude said something to me my fiance was like 👀👀👀👀

[shell hemlock]

Pedro Pascal as Hodari

[buoyant thistle]

I would love to have appropriate gear for various activities. I wouldn't mind paying $5-10 for fishing outfits and carpentry overalls for example. Wouldn't it be so cute to have a chef outfit when I'm doing cooking parties?
That's my wish list.

[outer harbor]

Brutalllll

[shell hemlock]

OOOR the VA for Arthur Morgan, Roger is also an actor

[hard olive]

The entire cast as Pedro Pascal

[surreal ermine]

[plain eagle]

slaps hands on the bar I want A WITCH OUTFIT and not a silly one!

[outer harbor]

I can ignore if it happens once but gutting when it’s multiple times

[viral cape]

I've got Henry Cavill as Hodari but Pedro is a good one. He'd make a good Ashura to me too

[hushed patrol]

I want a kitchen witch outfit.

[shell hemlock]

Danny Devito as Kenli

OR DANNY AS ZEKI OMG IM A GENIUS

[craggy aurora]

he wanna throw hands?

[hushed patrol]

Or a pirate witch outfit.

[dense condor]

Noooooooo

[hexed oxide]

isnt a certain space dady the inspiration for hodari? i thought i read sth like that somewhere

*daddy

[hard olive]

Both were said last time too lol

[plain eagle]

Oh no too much Palia has made me forget to finish off my quest for the love witch outfit in Wow, rip

[tall canopy]

Yes

[round obsidian]

or a insert any theme witch outfit

[shell hemlock]

all the daddies were the inspiration

[viral cape]

Bernadette Peters as Tamala

[meager rain]

My favorite cosplay I’ve done was probably Dimitrescu, or Melony from Pokémon Shield.

[surreal ermine]

why did this make me imagine zeki suddenly climbing out from a couch

[hexed oxide]

true lol

[hard olive]

[plain eagle]

Y'all aren't being galaxy brained enough, let's have us a STEAMPUNK WITCH OUTFIT

[shell hemlock]

we can have Robert Pattinson as Naio and Kirsten Stewart as Kenyatta lmao

[round obsidian]

yesss

[viral cape]

Perfection

[shell hemlock]

I audibly snorted

[hard olive]

Kristen Stewart as Tish

[viral cape]

Emma Stone as Tish

[shell hemlock]

nonono, Reese Witherspoon as Tish

[hard olive]

The energy. The passion

[viral cape]

Thats better

[surreal ermine]

[hard olive]

I was joking btw lol

[hushed patrol]

Elle Fanning as Tish

[placid crystal]

robbie margot as tish

[hard olive]

About Kristen Stewart as Tish

[viral cape]

We have a winner!

[plain eagle]

Hey did you see Reese whatshername stabbed a guy in a hotel?

[hard olive]

I said this last week

[meager rain]

I’ve also done Isabelle (NL) and Daisy Mae .

[viral cape]

Angela Bassett as Sifuu

[shell hemlock]

Adam Sandler as Badruu

[hard olive]

Whenever I say Kristen Stewart as Tish, some people think I’m being serious - no matter how many lol’s or laughing emojis I add

[surreal ermine]

no dont do badruu dirty like that

[bitter steeple]

I was wondering...Did anyone receive the login rewards?

[hushed patrol]

Anna Maria Horsford as Sifuu

[surreal ermine]

[placid crystal]

sorry

[meager rain]

steve carell

[hard olive]

@vapid zinc had a perfect casting last time

[shell hemlock]

this is so perfect omg

[dense condor]

The short horny vampire in what we do in the shadows, thats Zeki to me

[tall canopy]

Teyana Taylor as Sifuu

[placid crystal]

i have problems with understanding irony and so on

[hard olive]

Oh no it’s okay!

[hard olive]

ME TOO

[meager rain]

he is badruu coaded

[plain eagle]

No wait guys, let's NOT live cast these folks. I'd rather see them animated the way they are and VOICE cast them.

[shell hemlock]

as someone with Zeki as a Shepp, I approve

[placid crystal]

https://tenor.com/view/high-five-spongebob-patrick-jumping-high-five-gif-7888580

[hard olive]

Neurodivergent gang 🤝

[hushed patrol]

Mandy Moore as Tish

[dense condor]

Hes my shepp to X3

[shell hemlock]

AYYYYY ZEKI SHEPP GANG

[tall canopy]

Zeki can be a Shepp?

[plain eagle]

Rob Paulsen as Reth

[shell hemlock]

he can, to everyone's disapproval lmao

[hard olive]

For a price

[rugged bluff]

They should let me romance Zeki as a gift.

[hard olive]

You have to pspspspsps your shepp

[hushed patrol]

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria) as Kenyatta

[shell hemlock]

damn i wish, he's my shepp and never gave me a discount

[tall canopy]

Priincy, where’s kitty? 😭

[placid crystal]

Ozuna as Reth

[dense condor]

Holding on to my one box of chocolate and heart lily for this exact purpose

[hard olive]

Give him some cat nip

[rugged bluff]

We can only dream. 😔

[shell hemlock]

he's in the cartel, he should be giving the catnip to me

[plain eagle]

The sample is free, the next one tho...not so much.

[shell hemlock]

made me an offer i could not refuse

[viral cape]

Diego Luna would make a great Reth

Daniel Radcliff as Jel

[nova flare]

Has the game updated yet with the fixes?

[viral cape]

He's pale enough

[shell hemlock]

Bretman Rock as Jel honestly

[narrow vessel]

I just wanna hug/smooch the romances in game is that so much to ask for

[hard olive]

We need a cute k-pop idol as Jel

[latent scarab]

Now we're talking!

[plain eagle]

Dante Basco (Zuko) as Hassian

[hard olive]

I LOVE Bretman

[round obsidian]

need to find someone making little stuffies of the npcs <.<

[viral cape]

They seem like a grown up Auni to me.

[rugged bluff]

Chris Pratt should play everyone as god intended

[round obsidian]

nooo

[placid crystal]

does anyone here know how to complete the whale of a tale quest?

[plain eagle]

[shell hemlock]

you just wanna see the world burn do you?

[viral cape]

Keep fishing in Bahari bay until you find enough bones tfor Jina.

[dense condor]

Denied my mobwife dreams once again

[hard olive]

Jacob Romero Gibson as Hassian. He already has locs too

[placid crystal]

thnx

[viral cape]

He would make a good chapaa.

[vapid zinc]

Ok give me a sec and I'll recast

[round obsidian]

|| fish bone up no bait in bahari coast, bring to jina, repeat until its done, enjoy the walks||

[viral cape]

He would make a good chapaa

[oblique valley]

I wonder if anyone’s made amigurumi of the NPCs

[shell hemlock]

a good Tau maybe?

[rugged bluff]

Perhaps.

[hushed patrol]

Whaha yes

[viral cape]

Nah. You can't, and shouldn't, hunt Tau

[shell hemlock]

oh nonono

[rugged bluff]

If I heard Chris Pratt's voice come out a chappa I'm turning it into steak immediately.

[hard olive]

Ugh headache

[round obsidian]

plss

[zenith aspen]

giggles and twirls my hair

[dense condor]

Id not want to eat it. Worm food

[stark pebble]

Have little Ace Demon's running around your skull with hammers? :P

[shell hemlock]

Rainn Wilson as our local fisherman lmao

[oblique valley]

No, ALL the chappa’s are Chris Pratt

[tall canopy]

Yeah imma wait for my tunnel to Bahari Bay 😂

[meager rain]

Just Chris Pratt as Chris Pratt.

[hexed oxide]

while we're on the topic of actors, anyone else still waiting for a movie where elijah wood plays daniel radcliffe and daniel radcliffe plays elijah wood?

[hard olive]

Voiced by Chris Pratt

[rugged bluff]

Now that's how you get people to deal with the overpopulation.

[viral cape]

Okay but that's kind of perfect for my future Sheppbot

[umbral pulsar]

I only accept this if there is an entire movie where he plays every single character, including the women - in drag ofc, Ms Doubtfire style

[round obsidian]

[plain eagle]

I'd take Reed Shannon (Ekko) as Hassian too

[rugged bluff]

Obviously.

[meager rain]

Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson putting his whole body into voicing a heron.

[hard olive]

The best Jel artist on this planet fr

[oblique valley]

I’d watch it

[umbral pulsar]

His whole soul

[zenith aspen]

#🎭│palia-memes message

[rapid nacelle]

Anyone know when the dang update will be released

[dense condor]

Tomorrow

[thin yacht]

i wish

[zenith aspen]

oh my god how do i use discord

[visual frigate]

5 YEARS…..

[shell hemlock]

right after we finish our real action fan cast for Palia

[round obsidian]

i hope so

[rapid nacelle]

I know it got delayed .. I’m just the big excite

[thin yacht]

saaaaame

[visual frigate]

source ????? 👀

[viral cape]

OMG KeithDavid as Ashura! That voice!

[dense condor]

Just a feeling

[hard olive]

IT IMPORTED TO PROCREATE

[shell hemlock]

new idea, Owen Wilson as Naio

[upbeat delta]

Are we going to be able to migrate our accounts or have them connected to play through steam also?

[hard olive]

wow

[zenith aspen]

i think i fixed it 😭😭😭

[dense condor]

Thatll make him hotter and ill cry

[hard olive]

I HAVE IT NOW ON PROCREATE

it’s mine now Tor

[mystic berry]

You signed up for a palia account when you first started playing, it’s cross platform :)

[visual frigate]

hodari as the guy who plays rick in TWD

forgor his name

[hard olive]

My procreate app froze

[upbeat delta]

Fantastic! You guys are the best!

[plain eagle]

You know...they actually have voice actors for the npcs, let's just use them, but get the animation studio TheLine to do the animation

[shell hemlock]

Andrew Lincon I think? not suree

[rugged bluff]

Andrew Lincoln?

[mystic berry]

We love you too ❤️

[umbral pulsar]

This is the worst

[visual frigate]

yes that guy
hodari needs that southern accent

[half charm]

HE DOES

[frigid vapor]

Pedro Pascal would be better though in my opinion

[hard olive]

Played by a British man LOL

[viral cape]

We're just casting for fun. Robbie Daymond will always be my Reth and Zeki!

[visual frigate]

AND HE DOES IT SO WELL

[hard olive]

THIS IS TRUE

[shell hemlock]

Matthew McCoughnahey (misspelled that awfully)

[umbral pulsar]

Have you watched the 2nd kingsmen?

[stark pebble]

Nah. Hodari voiced by Joe Manganiello

[frigid vapor]

No I have not

[shell hemlock]

"i've got a six pack on ice and my roomie's out all night"

[round fiber]

https://www.instagram.com/cynlotuslol/ this dude needs to be hassian lol

[viral cape]

Poor Chayne needs more love!

[dense condor]

Hodari was puttin on feels at my acceptance ceremony when ive barely said hello to the man, what you mean you came for me, put those heart eyes away!?

[umbral pulsar]

Pedro Pascal plays a character with a southern accent in it, if you’ve seen the fancam videos of him with a whip it’s from that

[visual frigate]

OH NO HES HOTTTTTT

[hard olive]

Please don’t make me actually like Hassian

[shell hemlock]

Jason Statham as Chayne

[round obsidian]

id die

[frigid vapor]

I believe I’ve seen the fan cam. But this movie is going on my watchlist now.

[visual frigate]

LISTEN he becomes so cute as u romance him 🥺

[dense condor]

No

[umbral pulsar]

Highly recommend both kingsmen 1 and 2 if you’ve not seen either, amazing movies

[granite goblet]

the 1st one is sooo good lol

[round fiber]

LOL

[stark pebble]

That actually might work :P

[hard olive]

My daughter is home. It’s gremlin hours

[narrow vessel]

Hassian is so sweet and just need to break through his 15 layers of mistrust and stoicism

[visual frigate]

omg ace has a daughter

[round obsidian]

good luck

[viral cape]

I see Stanley Tucci as Chayne

[hard olive]

[hard olive]

Yes it’s part of my lore

[visual frigate]

and it’s worth it ☝️

[narrow vessel]

he's like "I'll. Miss. You." cause he isn't used to saying it

[hard olive]

Hassian looks like one of my cousins 💀

[narrow vessel]

"The stars are dimmer without you around."

[shell hemlock]

I feel like any bald man can work but we just gotta pick the funniest one

[dense condor]

Exactly why i cant

[stark pebble]

Nono, THE best line in Palia "Stick around, I'll make us breakfast"

[hard olive]

THANK YOU someone else who relates 😭 dude looks like he’s related to me

[viral cape]

I'm also seeing Octavia Spencer as an amazing Delaila

[dense condor]

Sifuu too! They both look like a couple of my folks!

[shell hemlock]

Meryl Streep as Eshe

[viral cape]

Meryl Streep as everyone!

[shell hemlock]

damn yall got any cousins that look like Hodari? not asking for a friend

[narrow vessel]

Reths, "Shucks you got me all flustered." is so 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

especially after flirting saying "You're cute." to him as a pick up line

I fixed it how dare

[stark pebble]

I have yet to romance Reth. Or Tish. She makes my teeth ache, so it'll be a while before I get around to her

[dense condor]

Not on my moms side

[frigid vapor]

But on your dad’s side? 👀🤔🫣

[heady arch]

I love Whiskey against my better judgement and wish to pry him out of that disaster of a movie XD

[shell hemlock]

^what they said 👀

[narrow vessel]

Hodarlin holding me in his arms when

[frigid condor]

~< ahh so exciting!! Hai!

[frigid vapor]

I would absolutely pass away in happiness if we got that option added.

[dense condor]

Dont know enough of them to say for an exact age copy. But one could be a baby hodari.

[shell hemlock]

what would be baby hodari? cuz im a spinster by my country's standards

[dense condor]

So again....i CANNOT

[heady arch]

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a proper smooch option one day.

[shell hemlock]

BG3 style? cuz yes please

[viral cape]

Dipping me like Scarlet Ohara

[dense condor]

23? I dont remeber his age.

[shell hemlock]

mehh, too young, double it and pass it to the next person

[frigid vapor]

Same.

[trim trellis]

they'd have to raise the age rating then

[shell hemlock]

I am A-OK with that honestly

[trim trellis]

ngl....me too

I've been swapping between playing Palia and BG3 for months now

[shell hemlock]

i like seeing younger kids play, but it kinda shows that most of them are not used to playing with other people/not competing for resources in a cozy game like Palia

[deep beacon]

Hate kids, ban ‘Em all 😛

[shell hemlock]

tho the same can be said for a lot of adults in the game

[trim trellis]

i usually dont mind, sometiems all it takes is a kind word to change how they act

adults tho? some just don't gives a single f*ck

[shell hemlock]

i mean its a double edged sword, you have good ones and bad ones in every demographic range

[faint temple]

how would one shoot fireworks

[umbral pulsar]

Wym disaster?!

[dense condor]

Bow

[surreal ermine]

Use with bow and arrow like you would for different arrows types

[shell hemlock]

equip it like arrows

[trim trellis]

absolutely, best thing is to just ignore it and move on with your day. its not worth the energy to get annoyed over it

[faint temple]

wow

okay cool ty

[viral cape]

Tis true. We just have to be the kindest and drown out the negatives. They'll get bored with the game and leave. It'll edit itself.

[spark mortar]

One of the current complaints about Helldivers 2, at the moment, is that players keep getting killed by randos for the loot, even though all loot is shared. Not a lot of young kids playing Helldivers 2.

[hard olive]

This headache has evolved to a migraine, like a Pokémon

[surreal ermine]

OHnoo

[shell hemlock]

does this happen once you reach the tax paying level? cuz same

[heady arch]

My list of grieveances with that movie is very very long XD

[hard olive]

who’s that pokemon

[surreal ermine]

Them kids gotta wait for that Roblox release

[umbral pulsar]

I wish you dark rooms and lots of water

[viral cape]

Get an everstone so it doesn't eveolve again

[hard olive]

My hyperactive daughter just got home

[umbral pulsar]

I’m curious but also know that I love the movie so we’ll probably disagree

[shell hemlock]

try eating dark chocolate if you have any on hand, thats what was recommended for me

[unborn parcel]

Question, is palia considered indie or corp game?

[umbral pulsar]

Indie

[unborn parcel]

K thnx

[hard olive]

First person shooter /jk

[viral cape]

It feels like and Indie game. It's too good to be corp

[frigid vapor]

Right. Like someone this morning got aggravated at someone double messaging. Like chill it’s not a big deal. The chat could have glitched and sent it twice. No need to start arguing with the person.

[shell hemlock]

i think indie is less than 50 employees?

[umbral pulsar]

There’s not really a set number of employees for indie

[spark mortar]

Just a game. S6 is far from what I would consider an indie studio.

[umbral pulsar]

It’s more about experience of the studio and where the funding is coming from

[heady arch]

Quite likely, and it's far too much to get into in here, lol. But I maintain Pedro was the highlight of the movie for me.

[unborn parcel]

Uuuh... I think they have more than that.

[round fiber]

linkedin says they have 51-200 employees

[viral cape]

What other games are they working on? I'd like to follow more of their work.

[shell hemlock]

there's like a non-official margin for stuff like that i remember reading a while ago, i could be off the mark on that tho

[surreal ermine]

that's a pretty wide range

[umbral pulsar]

For instance the studio behind Helldivers2 has something like 90~ I heard? And they are an indie studio

[unborn parcel]

This is why i wondered because they have people coming from AAA games

[granite goblet]

indie is more its relation to the other major studios not rly the # of employees

[spark mortar]

None that I know of.

[hard olive]

Couldn’t find any I did search tho

[unborn parcel]

So as I was typing I was puzzled because it seemed to be in the middle

[hard olive]

This is a hinge headache

HUNGER HEADACHE

[surreal ermine]

lol

[umbral pulsar]

It’s not uncommon for devs from AAA studios to end up joining or creating their own indie studios eventually. I forget the guy’s name but there’s a very experienced dev who recently opened a Kickstarter for a game he’s been developing by himself via his new indie studio, but the guy is immensely experienced

[hard olive]

My head. It hungers

Must feed it

[shell hemlock]

my sincerest condolences

[unborn parcel]

So palia is more indie, would that be correct?

[umbral pulsar]

Yes

[unborn parcel]

K thnx x2

[hard olive]

Wondering why I have a headache - it’s almost 4pm and I forgot to eat today

[surreal ermine]

ace

[shell hemlock]

oh yeah def

[hard olive]

It happens sometimes 😭

[shell hemlock]

drink yo water too

[delicate granite]

Feed Brian

[hard olive]

Oh crap I have to hydrate

[umbral pulsar]

Seems a Publisher is mostly what makes a game “indie” or not but that seems to also change depending on who you ask

[hard olive]

My husband is out hunting right now (he’s getting French fries)

[shell hemlock]

Google: "Indie games stand for “independent video games.” At the highest level, they are games created by individuals or small teams who operate independently from major studios, both financially and creatively."

[hard olive]

Make Brian big and stronk

[hearty kayak]

Still no update with the patch?🥲

[delicate granite]

Stonks

[hard olive]

[shell hemlock]

nah but feel free to enjoy our sponsor's gibberish talk while we all wait for the update info to drop

[hard olive]

Who’s today’s sponsor

Earlier it was Big Milk

[shell hemlock]

Zeki's Independant Trading

[hard olive]

ZIT?!

[shell hemlock]

the one and only!

[heady arch]

ZIT. It's poppin'.

[hard olive]

Can we have a different sponsor

[dense condor]

Funions

[hard olive]

I love those!

[shell hemlock]

as a non American i wanna eat that

[hard olive]

Palia funions update when

[pure reef]

https://tenor.com/view/osmosis-jones-jones-ozzy-smile-evil-gif-26792887

[hard olive]

The finest of American delicacies

[hard olive]

Cursed

[dense condor]

I havent had any in a awhile and i was just at the damn store. Upset

[hard olive]

What’s your fav Dorito flavour

[pure reef]

As an aside, why is discords built in gif system so awful- is it literally to push people to use/buy nitro because whyyyy don't they have a built in gif keyboard and display?! Urgh

[pure reef]

Spicy sweet chili 🥵

[shell hemlock]

nacho! (cuz its the only one i found at the store lmao)

[hard olive]

Some servers have gif privileges off, with or without nitro. They didn’t trust us to use gifs here

[delicate granite]

Rightfully

[shell hemlock]

tbf, we are quite feral

[pure reef]

FAIR

[pure reef]

CURSED ???

[dense condor]

Any spicy ones. I like the heat

[hard olive]

I like how everyone just agrees lol

[rugged bluff]

That is the best flavor

[delicate granite]

Ace no

[kind ember]

Das me.

[hard olive]

Do you know what I’m trying to do LOL

[shell hemlock]

yall brb gotta tuck in my dog

[delicate granite]

Instinctually yes.

[dense condor]

All this chip talk makes me crave snackies

[hard olive]

Puppy

All dogs are puppies

[dense condor]

Oh yeah. I forgot. I baked pie earlier. Thank you past me!

[hard olive]

I was trying to find some chaotic stickers but I was foiled yet again

[hard olive]

Ooh what pie?

Share with the class

[fossil olive]

Goodnight humaaaaans 💤

[shell hemlock]

not this one, he's a fat stinky boy

[delicate granite]

I keep going to use the chaotic sticker of fire at work because I just caused chaos and I forget we don't have that one there on teams lololol

[dense condor]

Sweet potato!

[shell hemlock]

nighty night, dont let the chaapas bite

[hard olive]

MY FAV

[hushed patrol]

I've never had it.

[hushed patrol]

I like sweet potato just never had it as pie.

[hard olive]

I eat it at least once a week LOL

[ocean dune]

The update isn't out yet is it?...I got a reddit message saying new update which scared me lol

[hard olive]

I get those mini pies

[dense condor]

I almost bake it once a week!

[ocean dune]

I think its still delayed right?..

[hard olive]

Let me know when I can move in cousin

[ocean dune]

No info in announcements..

[hard olive]

My bags are packed

[unborn parcel]

I saw for some people the game updated but apparently that didnt mran anything? Idk lol

[hard olive]

It’s just full of silverware

[ocean dune]

Hm ok ty they were saying the market will end when the update hits but maybe it glitched and they stopped it

[hard olive]

You love to bake, I love to eat. It’s a win-win

[ocean dune]

Market still going im guessing

[heady arch]

Whatever the chapaas chewed through was clearly a load-bearing parsnip

[hard olive]

I wonder if the update will come on Tuesday

[shell hemlock]

I would like to apply to move in as well

[unborn parcel]

Seems so

[hard olive]

Anyone else? We’re going on a pie field trip

[dense condor]

Whoot whoot! I HATE baking but i love sweet potatoe pie, so i had to learn. It was necessary

[heady arch]

it's always time for pie

[narrow vessel]

if it involves ice cream I'll grab my walker

[slate glacier]

Sighhh I just want this update come on devs

[ocean dune]

Ok ty that's a relief I guess reddit just recommended that to me cause it was popular lol

[hard olive]

I want to learn honestly! How long have you been baking?

[shell hemlock]

lemme grab my plate

[ocean dune]

I wouldn't mind a few more days ill admit I like the hotpot game