#💬│palia-general
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It's not funny but it's funny because why?
I got one from Auni
meanwhile, i'm over here tryna figure out whose the father of Hassain is because two ladies can't make a baby which means there has to be a dad, and I wanna marry him or Sifuu to piss off Hassain (but also curious about pops of cranky mcgee)
whose gonna tell Najuma she's getting like an unknown number of step-parents
We don’t know how they reproduce 
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So kind of like Jin Ling?
one of them could be trans/intersex
that's fair just assumed it's normal because of kenyattea and her parents
Then who father Hassian?
Chanye has 2 fathers
No one
Hassian has two moms
Kenyatta looks like her momma
One is 💀
That is what I meant. He has two moms
i don't speak to Chanye too much
What do you need the green pearl for?
Think so? She kind of looks like Kenli
I personally headcanon Taylin as a trans woman so 🤷🏻♀️
What if they use flow or something to have kids
Just the bundles and as back up gift for Jel
Green pearls are a good gift
That would make reproduction highly illegal wouldn't it?? 😭
I gave one to Tish earlier for Einars romance quest
i also just kinda thought ashura just you know - helped out in the process because he's the only other purple person there
Oooo, like a donor? That'd be interesting!
If you’re romancing Jel, you will need a green pearl for his level 3 romance quest
yeah like that
Jel ❤️
I assumed that they reproduced differently than we do
Are you jelin?
Thousands of years in the future
I thought they moved to kilima after Taylin passed? which means Hassian would've already been born before meeting Ashura
Purple skin
if jel is rarity does that make Nai'o applejack?
(Old commercial)
Guess it's a good mix
that's a good point
I just imagine they kiss and the baby serken (stork) delivers the child to their doorstep
taking that for my fic thank you (the animal word)
I assumed his moms were both his biological parents
there are cyborg space cats and two moons anything is possible
Will we ever see the city in Bahari?
A flow baby
Zeki is a cyborg?
He's a cat he's a kitty cat and he dance dance dance
Seeing as there is a path that leads to a barrier in the main town, I feel there will be map expansions in the future
I'm still standing firm with transfem taylin 🙏🏻🙏🏻
That’s a good theory too
great now that's gonna be stuck in my head.
we should be able to offer Zeki cat nip for some goods
the eyepatch looks cyborg like
I’m a transmasc dad
Catnip in exchange for his plushies 
There's catnip in the plushies
That's so real ‼️
I've made Trish my bestie Kenyetta my enemy
That one vine that goes "Daddy? DO I LOOK LIKE"
He does! I love all the headcanons I've seen for him and his family. Mine is that his fathers found him as an abandoned baby at a Dragon shrine and just. Scoopt him up and took him in as their own. Just two gentle dudes traveling Palia, struggling to figure out how to raise a wild kid and teach him to be a sage. 💙
Can anyone else not log in on Switch right now?
Kenyatta is not the vibe when it comes to dating she's so hellbent on upsetting Eshe
It’s real I tell ya!
yeah, but Trish looks like she'd handle business with you encase of 'accidents' she kinda give off fanfic pinky pie vibes
Aww that’s a good theory!
Tish is a cinnamon roll who would kill for you.
my little pony
Tish is Hufflepuff
Tish would help you hide a body with glee
Stay outta her shed. 
And to follow in Reth's footsteps time for some soup

This just made me think he leaves a trail of soup lol
I may have had spaghetti but I'd never say no to soup (unless it's chicken noodles bleh)
Before I left the HP fandom due to.. reasons, I was Ravenclaw
same lol
i'm in way too many fandoms to count
Chicken noodle soup or noodles made out of chicken?
I got put in Syltherin but then I went with Gryffindor lol
Did you also leave for 💙🩷🤍 reasons?
How come?
chicken noodle soup, autocorrect added the s
Same 
It just felt like a better fit for me even though I am ambitious which is probably why I got slytherin
yup
I didn't really consider myself in the fandom but I also decided to not support for the same reason
Hassain gives snitch vibes
but seriously the next update hopefully really does fix some of the bugs cause being in a beta kinda sucks even tho I'm also having fun not gonna lie
Hassian is the quiet kid who brings a bow and arrows to school
lol
What I'm hoping for from the next patch: fixes for the most troublesome glitches like cooking, some more fencing, some new recipes, increase in max gold and a bigger storage chest
All ye bully rucks~
That would be why I can't stand either character 😂
I don’t like Hassian, but I also don’t dislike him
Like he’s a lil annoying but we’re cool
He kinda grew up without his mom. So he's a bit bitter
I would not be friends with him irl. I would not be friends with half of the people in game, but cooking recipes
If I saw him irl I'd walk in the opposite direction
Yeah 
Well people being the NPCs
Tish- pinkie pie Jel- rarity jina- twilight Nai'o- applejack kenyatta- rainbowdash najuma- fluttershy
I see any purple people I am walking the opposite direction
I don't like him, but after doing level 4 on both and learning everything, and then sifuu... I get it.
But it still doesn't excuse him from being so rude
He's a boy who still needs to grow up
i have a tolerate dislike relationship with him
Some people are like I can fix him
I dunno. If I saw Jel wandering confusedly around the real world, I might get him a Starbucks or something.
Devs be like:
but you must ask yourself, is he worth fixing?
New to the discord, anyone know what’s happening with the “talk to Zeki on the main island bug” x
No thanks. I don't need the negativity
I used to be people ||it's the trauma||
Jel walking around at night only 
We're expecting a fix with the upcoming patch
Brill, thanks
I am staying in my pixel house because I don’t want to interact with anyone in game lol
But also need to get iron and talk to my pixel boyfriends
That being said, I wish Sifuu was a romancing option 
I'd let her throw me over her shoulder any day
My husband 🩷💛💙 also wants to romance Sifuu
I knew immediately that he was going for the buff lady
This right here she'd be an amazing romance option
I can’t say anything bc everyone I want to romance is romanceable, except for Ashura. I kind of want to romance him sometimes
He’d be really sweet
Bashful, shy romantic type.
I chose Ashura as my shepp
He would too
He's more of a father figure to me
Wait I thought if you chose someone as ur shepp that was romancing? Now I’m just lost
I also know he’d be like Hodari and randomly say ||my wife is dead btw|| after flirting
No it's basically asking them to be your mentor
HODARI DOES THAT? That’s like an arrow through my heart
Almost like a sponsor when you become a citizen of Kilima
Well this makes more sense😭
If you choose to talk to him regularly and not flirt, he might randomly mention it
I loved the shepp ceremony
Najuuma also will mention it
As a Shepp, I was about to be like 'woah, I'm in 300,000 relationships? I need to buy a date book.'
That makes me so saddddd
I couldn't eat as much at the ceremony though
Honestly I'm having a hard time liking him, too. Like when I give him stuff he's like 'oh look more junk' followed immediately by 'did I say that out loud?'
Like, sir. I'm right here
Wait you are a sHepP?
I hate when he does that LOL
I hate hate HATE when he does that
After I flirted with Hodari, he ||reminded me of the exact location that his wife died||
Who are all these 299k people Simmeh! Hm! HM!

Haha, yes! It's a Discord role here in the server. In the game, a Shepp is an NPC who mentors the player and vouches for them in the community. Here on Discord, a Shepp is just a friendly player who tries to make people feel welcome and appreciated or who is just generally kind to others. No special powers, just a caught being good symbol next to our name.
Socially awkward single dad and widower, I guess?
You just want me to laugh at the tragedy. I can't help it in this case!!! 🤣
EXCUSE ME?😭😭😭😭😭 might need to switch back to Reth, but he gives me big player vibes
I had no clue that's what that means, that's bloody awesome!
Aw I had no idea, that’s super nice.
Then to make it worse, Najuuma said ||the last pin he ever gave was to her mom, and the pin was just laying on the floor next to her body|| 
Oh dang that's sad 
Sigh. Guess I’ll have find someone else to give my “junk” to 😭
I want one of these pins irl
I haven't experienced romance with Hodari so all I can do is picture his face after he says it. Feel like he's trying to repel you guys.

Wait how did she-

She told me the graphic story 
Not the graphic one😭
One of the saddest lores
Did he murderer her? Dude.
mad world playing softly in the back of the chat
I think it was an accident
That's what I'm saying 
Like an experiment gone wrong
LOL no no she died ||saving her daughters life||
Gosh I already forgot.
Ohh ok this makes sense
Why do some gifs pop up and others don't Ugh.
You gotta pay like ten bucks a month to have it show your gifs lol
I'll have to wait and see. I haven't gotten to najuma's 4 and I haven't even tried to romance hodari yet
It's a per-channel thing. General can't .gif because of .gif crimes.
Oh someone said it was a nitro thing
I was going to romance Hodari and now I don’t know, I’ll cry everytime I look at him that is not good for a marriage
You can always break up with him 
Level 4 with her is when you learn more lore

THATS EVEN MORE SAD😭 first, he’s ||got a dead wife that he is continuously mourning and then after I learn about it I BREAK UP WITH HIM? ||
Oh noooo
I may be mean sometimes, but not THAT mean. That is EVIL😭

No breaky uppy
I’m sorry if I spoiled stuff for you guys! I blocked out the spoilers lol
I hope they fix it. Among other things. ||Like Nai'o not getting rid of Kenyatta's photo in his room. Several NPCs returning to their dismissive hello/goodbye voicelines instead of the romantic ones. Depressing mentions of previous partners. Accidentally noticing the pin of another villager (that you don't even have!) And other such oopsies that ruin the immersion.||
I didn’t want to spoil lore for anyone that didn’t know
Y’all liars. All the wikis are liars. I’m never catching that stupid fish. I have used over 100 glow worms today I’m so tired of these other too 😭😭😭
The fish is a myth
I FORKIN new it
A cryptid
I almost caught it today but i forgot my boosters
I don’t mind. I click on them for a reason, silly!(: I love to learn lore.
Chaotic I love it 
I f i n a l l y finished the stupid fire temple bundles today 😭
Well. I just don’t want ||them to mention other partners? I haven’t gotten any pins or romanced anyone yet and don’t get me wrong I love learning lore and why NPCs are the way that they are, but don’t make that everything about them yk? Idk ||
No clue what that is yet. But sounds like a pain in the rear.
There’s no other way to be🫡
Have you done the water temple quest yet?
Nope Just finished the one with Sifuu and Hassian.
I have not finished any bundles lmao
You have to finish the BuNDLES
To be fair have not started them
oh brother this guy STINKS
LOL
The fire temple bundle is worth it
This made me laugh so much
That’s the fire temple one! After finishing it you have the opportunity to donate rare items to bundles, each will give you a reward, and flame temple gives you a little fox friend that lives at your house 🙂
Okay I’ll start with that one then!
Trust me, I was laughing typing it and even more so after I sent it. I was hoping someone would understand and am really glad you did
But are they good or caca rewards?
Oh she was dead serious about this I’ll have to get on it ASAP
…. maybe ?
In my personal opinion, all the individual bundle rewards are meh except the bug one which has good stuff but the final is really good
there's one that's bugged for alot of people, tho.
I thought just the temple of gales was bugged rn
It was. But I got through it. Not a bundle though
Do bundles come after I complete them all?
Nah I was referring to people not receiving the birb at the end
Bundles should be in a little temple thing near Heklas tent on the cliff
If you complete the water temple if should show you where to go
It depends on your gaming style and what you like. I LOVE the reward for the fire bundles, but the one for the water still has me a little perplexed
it's the Vault of the Gale bundle. that full bundle reward is not given to alot of peeps
Ok. I'll check out her tent now.
Similar to the fox for fire, gale temple bundles give a birb (or are supposed to…)
Biiiiig birb
It’s not right at the tent I think it’s north (?) of it, idk just head along the cliff until you find an opening with a door in the cliff
Got it. Thanks!!
Okay mb it’s south of the mirror pond ruins (aka hekla tent area)
It's called the night sky temple
LOL
Ah so I was in the right plaec
I’m so bad at in game directions (and also probably irl directions)
Huh
I have a horrible sense of direction
I guess this is a common thing amongst us palia players
Oddly! I’m good with memorizing a map
Interestinggg
But not good with navigating it
I'm also good at memorizing naps💤
Oooooo. I click on the glowing circle. I get it. I could have been working on this already. LOL
lol 😂
W is for wumbo
Weast is the new official word for in the middle of the two directions and I think ill use it every day
needs moar nai'o! 😄
Me wumbo? You wumbo
When players say left or right instead of east or west 😭
“Head weast” “what” “west east” “they’re opposites” “I know it means stay where you are”
Or when players say something is between one area and another and that still lives a giant circle of where the thing could be
I always giggle when someone says it's "up from" anywhere
Can anyone help me out with the Fishing for answers quest pls? I’ve fished, everywhere for the letters and still nothing!
The study of wumbology
The flare arrows are a life saver
My brain is about to explode looking at the bundles.
If you fish ||at the dock behind the lighthouse it should give you letters||
i havent played palia in like... 4 or 5 months.. did I miss anything?
I have 4 or 5 hours before I can give Hodari chocolates 😮💨
And then you have to go in your inventory and read the letters
Thank you but I’ve been fishing there for what feels like forever and still no letters just fish lol
A little
Are you using worms?
No just the fishing hook setting
That's weird they should be coming easily
You sure you didn't already catch any of them?
I don’t think so lol, I should probably go home and check in my inventory but it still says catch and read on task bar
Make sure to read them too 🙂
I would check just in case and be sure to read them from your inventory when you get them
ok ive got a question. what is the point of a windmill.. i dont just mean mechanically but also in lore.. its not linked to anything and it seems to be an engine..
The windmills we have are just for decor
One time I was listening to a song while I was visiting someone and I managed to get up on top of the windmills. Then suddenly the song started going "windmill windmill" 😭
art!
I just wanna know when I can fix the one in kilima
That kind of thing happens to me a lot
Hmmm. Sometimes when I load into my convos with Tish her face stays dark and all I can see are dark holes for her eyes and no lips. It's creepy and mainly happens with her.
I feel like that would be another project assigned by Eshe lol
Oh I've had that with Badruu lol
ive seen that a few times now in this discord and i wonder what kind of curse tish is under
I made it to 4 with her and still no. Kenli too
you have unlocked the forbidden lore
the accursed tish lore haha
Yes!!!!
I hope we can eventually go past 4... maybe to 8?
From 8 to ∞
the way a lot of the friendship dialogue and quests are written, i imagine there will be more because there are a lot of gaps in the way people talk. like i just hit level 3 romance with jina and it feels like the relationship still has a lot of room to grow
to reach a whole new level of friendship/romance sounds amazing
more dates! more dates! more dates!
also hugging! hugging animation!
I want my pixel boyfriends to visit my plot more often, and write me more letters just because
I want them to be my pixel husbands!
im here wondering why nobody is interested in a large ft and large pal outside hassians house and its because im the only one on this server turns out
wouw
Yessss agahfhgjdjajs
Oh no are you on NA server? I can help out if so
how did u manage to be the only person on the whole server? thats wild
single person servers aren't common but it happens
I'm NA if you need help chopping.
im shook. ive never been that alone in game
first time ive ever seen smth like this, im like 'large ft and large pal' and just NOBODY
im on NA you can add me ingame bashe andagus if you want this
🫣
Adding now
there are 4 ppl on the server now but still nobody interested..lol
I added you! You can add me to your party if you want and then I’ll help
Me too
accepted
if your pfp was red it'd be a chapaa
running over to bahari
Yeah I see you too
o ok
former capital of the dutch east indies, modern day jakarta
also many cities in the U.S. are named that too
...that's weird
Awesome!
Yay we done did it
Today I learned
would be nice to have a npc that walks around singing or whistling
Nai’o should do it
Hodari could do it too. I see him totally whistling
i could see jina walking around thinking out loud
Like the Snow White dwarves when they’re mining lol
So, where is Jair?
does hodari ever go into the mines? i've seen him sorta walking near them
he doesn't mine at all he's a faker! i've found dozens of large pals right behind his house!
it would be cool if they gave ahim a mining animation and you could hear his echoes throughout the mine
Who?
What?
when?
Meanwhile I haven’t seen Reth near a stove lol
they're all fakes. they probably secretly use magic
🫴🏽 Why?
except for einar
- So far Subira is the non-faker, pretty straight forward, stays at the INN and tells you to do all the work.
3 hours 🙃 Hodari wait for me
Einar best boi
When Subira in the room waiting.
https://media.giphy.com/media/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI/giphy.gif
Counting down the hours
🏳️🌈
I was on my way to romance Hodari but the grove popped up lol
Reth gives you soup
im probably legally obligated to romance him because we're binded by soup
he is a fun character
He’s sweet!
also flustering him after he puts up such a front is very good as well 🥰
y'all love flustering these poor townspeople kjndfgkjgnkdfg
ABSOLUTELY
LOL
Highlight of my Palian day is flustering my pixel boyfriends
if u don't have a roster of pixel boyfriends what are u even doing with ur life
Jel being bashful is a highlight as well. telling him his smile is what belongs on display just 😤😖
then Nai'o when you end a convo when romanced he'll be like "shucks you've got me all flustered." like yes! that's my goal!
i see his charm but his big thumbs up smile also haunts my dreams
He gives me pie
My screen lags when I pick Sweet Leaf. Very annoying!
MINE TOO
i just want a hoard of leaf mantises and the game said no
Go pick briar daisies on switch. You get a 3 second lag
i pick briar daises on switch all the time and no lag 
I will no longer be making grilled fish for my glow work farm after I accidentally grilled the fish someone gave to me that I was planning to give to Delaila 
I guess briar daisies hate me
The briar daisies sound so menacing
Brb on my way to romance Nai’o 🏃🏽
They do. I don’t like the sound they make
Move them together in your inventory or they stack on their own unless you mean placing them on your plot some can't be stacked but otherwise move them on top of each other
Lots of people make stairs with the chests
I put some on shelves
thank you
I've stacked them in combos in the first tent as storage
Since anything we harvest in this game is basically the enemy.. everything should let off epic boss music when you get close enough
I used butterflies as stairs once
I still want to try making some kind of structure with butterflies.
Like a greenhouse.
i wish we had a fighting system and a cute boy/girl to teach us how to use swords
Oh! and Hassians little shoulder lift tucking his chin to hide his smile when you compliment him when romancing!
telling him the stars shine when he's around!
Awww
🤢
and his "they're dimmer when you're not there" snakxhsvakdbw
Just finished giving gifts to everyone. Came back to my plot to receive four or five quests.
I just caught astarred fairy mantis. i collecte dit, opened my bags, which i have a whole row of space empty and available, and ope NO starred farry mantis. grrr
Chaotic lol
I broke through his trust issues and wow the hunting babe
Aww those are some good likes. Especially knowing about his past
imagine the devs added a swimming system but you get taught by a mermaid or sea like creature
Collecting pixel boyfriends like pokemon
Trading the pixel bfs
i was about to suplex Hassian during the 2nd friendship quest but we're cool now lol
I'll do it
I relent to the underwater babe
I want to join a cooking party from lfg parties but it's ready only so I can't get it. What do I do
yes mermaid babes
mermaid romancacle pls s6
If I romance Hassain then it'll be only for the gamer itch to complete everything
there are cyborg alien cats mermaids should be there!
fr fr
Merman pixel boyfriend
It's so worth it
Hes so sweet
MERMAN PIXEL BOYFRIEND 
omg face pamls. i ran out od sticky bombs, and whew it took the place of it and i didn't notice..wheww
make sure you have the Looking for group role in id:customize
you hyping a lot and idk
You gotta add the host to visit their plot

Ohh you mean the channels
merbabe! merbabe! merbabe!
Hes very poetic and also very bad about talking about his feelings
I tried making a Hassain bot on character ai it's a bit wonky still tweaking it
@hushed patrol yes I mean the channel. I can't even try to reply to sign up since the channel won't let me
Tish is the best girl
Usually they have links to sign up for though so you may not need to type
When will the update come so the eye of the storm quest will be fixed
Some of them did, but I missed those. The ones I wanted to do now require comments to sign up
Before mid feb
You could try https://paliaparty.app/
You know I can't stand when I get a waterlogged chest on a glow worm hook. Why? Because it's always makeshift stuff!!!
I like my chef boy and stylist boy
Right? And where are the muujin meatballs? Not enough muujin recipes. I have like 99+ mumu meat
But I love the makeshift series!
@charred jasper yeah I have them all
I hope so also their a temple with a green leaf when can i unlock that temple
I don't 😭
hopefully during one of the near future patches
@hushed patrol omg thank you!!!
But some of the items are actually so nice to decorate with But I feel you on the loss of worms
It’s my favorite. No wonder they made it hardest to get
I hope so it looks cool
I guess I have to put them all out and look at them closely
@tardy nest check game chat
I need to check the list for what I'm missing
Hellooo!
I can't wait for February that my birthday month
evil chapaa! 😱
Someone gave me a peach cake!!
Chappaa are adorable when can we keep one as a pet
Hello ~
But you'd be keeping it in captivity preventing it from breeding
Hassian would take raw meat trust me
I read that as rat meat lol
Giggling
So many makeshift items I'm missing
pretty sure one of his weekly wants was meat
apparently I can't use the word hate in game chat
Has anyone got erilso cave quest
The puppy gave me a mussel and when I opened it there was a green pearl, what a good boy 👏
dang
You can't say stfu in game chat either lol
Tau is the best boy
Or fishing spot

Tau adorable i played peeakboo with him
FOr real?
last one he gave me had a regular pearl, he's such a good boy 
and i'm pupknapping him from Hassin
Yea lol I'll just say pond etc or fishing hole
Oh wow. I had no clue
Hehe pupknap
I also like the items i can get from him also we find out it's the mayor fault because of the chappaas
Yeah but at least we can hunt them for their fur and meat
And occasionally tail
Tau is so cute~ and precious and I like how he messes with the mayor
He gave me a green pearl once! Was so surprised
It only the mayor wife i don't blame him because hassian warn him
Tau doing it because hassian warned him about the chaappaas
I'd like to see Tau doing more dog things
wait till you find out what happened between feral chapaas and Tau in the past
Man there are all types of holes I didn't know I could go through in the game.
Wait do you get to know more when you reach level 4 with tau
something's going on between Jel Reth and Tish cause they stay sneaking about or talking in Jel's shop
This game Doesn't need a xbox or PlayStation release
I seen how ddv runs on xbox and PlayStation and it's bad
think Jel and Tish are just best friends, opposite aesthetics and all that
Yeah i think so too
sounds reasonable.....or they the gossip group and Jel has all the tea
I think jel is a character that is like gust in my time at portia
never played
i want a good star dew valley clone - where i can farm cave dive and get married and have cute lil babies so far...nothing..holding out hope for Palia
I think we will get that soon
all for that minus the babies
I like babies
babies are cute
Yessss
babies are not cute on average
i hope eventually there's more things for the npcs to do
the average cat is much cuter
I hope let's your partner move in with you
did you try the games that SDV was based on?
as of now, the npcs just kinda stand around
I’m sorry what
what's that?
Bro were you even a baby
I already have rooms ready for most of my babes. minus Reth he has a whole kitchen tho lol
I think Reth would be a good dad, and Jel....Hassain is a big ol no and Nai'o is...well he's kinda dumb
He is a farm son Plus he dating the mayor daughter
I’m sure Nai’o helped take care of his brother when he was younger
he'd be like Kyros from one piece
Idc much about the baby aspect but if I don't get to marry Reth eventually I'm rioting 
I rather trust the horrdie the hassian but the baby gets a pet
he's the type to actually sit on the baby when you ask Nai'o to baby sit
SDV was heavily inspired by the Story of Season (previously called Harvest Moon in English) series. the name change thing happened in like... 2013/2014? so if it's older than that they're called Harvest Moon and later than that it's Story of Seasons. the newer Harvest Moon games are a different company
i always thought sdv was the original and harvest moon was the rip off
no... waaaay off.
Thinking about reading it
I hate like, every time I talk to people about those games, having to give the whole explanation LOL like not cause it's their fault but man it's so confusing
That pfp 👀
Story of Seasons games have been around since 1996 (but called Harvest Moon until the 2013/2014 ones... ugh)
❤️ 💙
I trust Tau more with a baby than Hassain
I hate the comparison to animal crossing players i get sick of it when sims came before animal crossing
seriously, typing that without putting an OVERLOAD of info but trying to clarify they're not the same thing now was hard lol
It gets annoying
I need mod powers so I can cheat nitro too
how old is tau
||for legal reasons this is a joke||
is it tho
Who knows in dogs years still a puppy
is he puppy? 😮
yes, I don't want to mod this server 👀 maybe a small one lol
Tau is forever
Yes he acts like it
All dogs are puppies
Taus been with Hassian since he was a kid so maybe 10? but he is baby forever
chappa are so cute
you make a very true point!
i wouldn't be surprised if dogs in palia live longer than dogs in real life
my dog has grey on his snout but he's baby
especially when he wants to lay on top of me in the recliner right on my lap. all 80 something pounds of him
i would love to see a pic of tau cuddling hassian like that 😄
I love it when ginormous dogs are like "no, I am 5 pounds and a lap dog"
Tau is a dog i trust
I used to have Mastiffs, one got up to 150 pounds and yeah he wanted to be a lap dog
tau is the type to hold a chapaa gently in his mouth out of fear of hurting it until kenli gets to it
Just like pinky in my time at portia
that reminds me I still need to adopt the dog in sandrock
and the meerkat. and the multiple cats. and I forget what else.
NO spoilers for sandrock i haven't brought the game yet
I think Tau should just randomly pop up at our plot more often
oh im sorry!!
i was jump scared by tau being at my plot the other day and it felt like the "'hello there" scene from star wars
It's ok I'm buying the game for my birthday
happy early birthday!
lol when I saw him at my plot I squealed and wouldn't stop to talk to him because I wanted him to stay. (but i did it later that night)
have tons of fun with sandrock!! I have like 150+ hours in it and I'm still not done with the story
nice! happy bday if dont see you :D
I've been trying to find out what this one notification has beem for like forty minutes turns out it was a friendship request
the deleted tweet from Palia's account is from today? I only saw the first words in notifications. What did it say?

there was a deleted tweet?
when are they gonna fix the batch item making 😭
i want to make a room dedicated to each boyfriend option
yes
i be sitting here for hours making arrows
that''s a cute idea!
stg i should be fixing my irl ones instead of the palia ones 💀
make them feel cozy (even Hassain.....eventually)
2 hours then Hodari!
also same but 50k gold is a lot T-T
true
||it might have been the date of the maji market, prob was let posted early by mistake||
tick tock!
my old save file got corrupted so i'm hesitating to start a new one because I remember all the work
instead of just doing stuff this time around I want to have a strategy
The only thing I remember is that it said something about an event/celebration, something like that.
check the spoiler tagged comment above 😄
||:)||
i'm going to start by upgrading all my stuff (cooking, foraging, etc) to three and then focus on the plot
If I changed my Jel pfp, would people even recognize me anymore 
keep using that help emote xD it'll help ppl remember
i mean i changed my pfp twice alrdy
who are u, where is jel, scream!
Best post that should be the header of the Palia Twitter.
https://x.com/playPalia/status/1636397400490221570?s=20
NO
I would at least
I recognize people by their names not their pfp. if you change your name though... I'll be lost
i dont see people's pfps at all, so i only have names to go by
TRUE also TAU!!
Also should I still be gifting villagers that already reached level 4 friendship? Bc I don’t wanna be wasting resources if it doesn’t do anything
My name is Ace Demon because that’s my name in game, so that won’t change
I always look at pfp first and name second lol idk why
you don't have to really
it doesnt show at all on my screen so i literally cant see it without clicking on your account lol
NOPE
must be fun during holidays xD
Ah I had no idea
you were just the demon to me lol
Ok good bc I realized that kinda late lol I’m just gonna get everyone to 4 and hoard after that
I did remove the 🌈 from my name because of.. some people
im sorry 😦
But I love rainbows 🌈 always have 🌟💫✨⭐️
Yeah some peoples acting weird about me being trans
That’s their problem
So I just removed the 🌈
ModMail? 👀
yeah, if someone is harassing you here for your sexuality or gender identity, please consider using the modmail. this is supposed to be a riendly place
Anyone else have connection issues with the game today??
nevermind, i cant even spell, dont mind me
I did earlier, every time I traveled to or from my house I'd get booted out of the game
Everyday my game freezes and I have to relog
Also tell me and I'll kick their ash
apparently tamala's house is also a bugged place of doom
we avoid Tamalas house
Thank you I will keep that in mind 
I'll kick their ash because they'll already be dust
YES IT IS. 80% of the time I freeze even at the doorstep
Another one bites the dust 
And I’m on switch
its so funny to me like... why her house specifically and why is it so common
I got froze in the town square/circle
Alright. Maybe that's an indication of the update? Me and few of my friends were having issues earlier too
I bought some house upgrades and theres this small..hallway wth is the use for???
Was explaining some they/them stuff earlier, and got “well I identify as” joke
Sometimes you need to extend out so you can add rooms in certain configs.
Ugh thats like the lowest effort
Wait are we birth year twins
ITS HEXED
can the male run animation be a little less fruity im tired of overcompensating by always having my bow out
You can use it for lots of things like a closet, entrance, alcove
1992?
Honestly it probably is lol
Yeah!
They have some bugs to work out. I can't finish a quest because I opened a flow gate before finishing a certain quest and now I'm stuck.
(Not me sinking into my seat, tucking away my gray strands)
Fortunately that one will be fixed quite soon
Pls 😭 I gained so many grey hairs suddenly in the last couple years
Ugh I know. Such lazy “jokes” lol at one point someone was like “okay we get it” when I was trying to explain myself so I just left
I haven’t gotten any yet! I want some lol
Aww I'm sorry that happened you're always welcome here!! You belong and deserve to be here just as much as any of us (as long as we're not jerks)
what did you just say
Got my first one while 22 and preg
LOL

Maybe walking is more manly lol /j
got the arch and everything
I always had two since I was a teen now it's gotten worse
My lil character has a lil crop top on and everything 
why am i unable to send messages in the lfg-parties
helpp
the devs gave our charas a butt. first thing I noticed with my fruity run
Fortunately my hair is so thick I could just pull em out and you'd never know the difference
i want more baggy clothes tbh
I was also pregnant at 22 lol
See if you can get the role for it in the channels and roles
Sorry idk how to link to the channels & roles section
I know what you are
Running with the axe in hand is very manly (and unsafe)
I have smol shirt big pants
My dad said he saw a grey strand in my hair. I just turned 30 back in September!!!
i got it figured out tysm for ur help kind soul
I’m 31 and don’t have any
I plan on dying my hair like my pfp so grey/white don't scare me 😤
So you are def a vampire, I see
I want white hair too dhfjdjskx
LOL
I'm glad the game let's us have colored hair so I can live my white/green hair dreams
Honestly I think sitting in the sun has turned my hair grey
What is ur secret
For the longest time irl I had my natural dark hair with a bright red streak or two
Staying in the sun turns my hair reddish copper
Sometimes I get hairs that are just turning silver from the end of the strand
Go through some traumatic experiences, that would do the trick
Me in therapy for PTSD 
Get the sh*t scared out of you. You'll get white hair then
I kept forgetting I'm 31 which is probably partly because I spent my last birthday without electricity.
Btw I had white hair as a kid
Last two birthdays were without electricity
The two different birthday cakes made up for it
So legally you are only 28
You carry traumas from your pass life
No, just joking
Then my next life is screwed 
let's be careful a moderator did tell us to keep the chat on palia only
XD I'll take it! I don't want to get older
I've yet to see a mod do any modding at all here that's not an insult I just have never seen them take action at least to my knowledge
Ok. So, My house keeps lagging
You’re challenging them to a duel
Do they actually whatchu the convos on here?
I'll take lag over the game completely freezing me out
🤺
I'm so angry I'm using a buzzy jar and someone keeps taking my bugs. But it's fine I guess. Back to playing
I love fencing
You could invite them to a party if you find their name lol
Omg… they can catch these hands
yeah they're pretty active at watching them
I have two I haven’t used yet lol
Does anyone else ever help another player but then get too shy to say anything afterwards and just run away? 
Are the mods in the room with us?
At least a couple times I've had the game go completely dark on me when exiting from menus
Mods give us a sign that you’re here 
they're lurking or asleep, I know I should be lol
If anything I prefer being quiet lol especially on switch which takes so much time to type on
Somebody's watching you🎶🎶🎶🎶
Ok ok...back to palia...I want the update
Maybe we have to make a sacrifice
Ok I will give one palium bar
Yea I'm annoyed and threw smoke bombs at them. I'm trying to get the rainbow tipped butterfly and I bet they took it
I’ll sacrifice Tamala
BRUH
Those are pretty rare I completely walked past a rainbow tipped butterfly before I realized
That happened to me. I pressed to many buttons and just black screen. Right as I found a grove too. I lost the grove
We must play together soon I find like two a in game day if I bother to run over in the morning
Nooooo not my hot alchemist grandmother
I’m like the Steve Irwin of bugs
More like great great great great grandmother
I can help you find them LMAOOO
I've also gotten stuck in the shop menu for cosmetics. Went into it by accident and then the game wouldn't let me out😭
I ran into a rainbow tipped while at a grove....I ran out of bombs before I could catch it
What about the crabs droppinf silk, what about that?
That is so tragic
Lmao the snails drop silk too
I didn’t know I had smoke candles in my inventory and used them all, I was so confused why there was smoke around me
I have like 400 silk I finally started converting
Your pfp keeps making me think of Yuri Plisetsky
omg lucky!!!
Loooool
Who dat
I've never had any crabs drop silk 🤔
Vampire crabs!
the ones I've caught didn't drop any :((
They’re in the flooded fortress from 6pm - 3am
Right? I didn't even know how rare they were till after the fact
Do vampires get crabs? I'll see myself out 🚪🚶
I'm gonna go crab hunting soon to raise my bug catching. need to make money cause I have none 😑
I need to up my foraging and furniture making for those guild items
Sassy anime character from Yuri!!! on Ice
Ooh okay I thought of Yuri on Ice but I wasn't sure lol
I’ll ask Jel 
Google him and you’ll see what I mess lol
I SEARCHED THE WRONG THING
also giving Hodari chocolates
🚫 bug catching 🚫
Okay now I see phew
Oooh is it time?!
I made some extra buzzy jars so I could just shove the rest of my silk threads into the loom
..what did you search lol
soon. very soon.
Usually a single buzzy jar will get me 50 threads
Yuri... anime...
I should have put the on ice part 😭
That’s exactly what I did! I went to the flooded fortress at 6pm and got a bunch of vampire crabs
Oh no that is the OPPOSITE of that show
Last rainbow tipped butterfly I caught was right by Hassian's grove
Do you remember the time?
Wait isn’t that an MJ song
Anyone knows if cooking with someone else gives more exp?
I think before that it was in the pulsewater meadow
I don't think it necessarily gives more exp but it's a lot easier to make more dishes and faster to so you could easily level up quickly
Which is how I'm at level 95 cooking now
What? 95!!!
If you ever watch the gey ice skating anime let me know 
From parties right?
Yea
I want to join a party but I’m too nervous do I never will 
I do some cooking on my own as well but not as much
I've thought of hosting my own but I feel like I'd hate it lol

no 😠
I will ~ One of my best friends is a big fan of it
If you don't catch bugs the bugs catch you
What if I want them to 👀

Well then 👀
we're verring again
I mean it's bugs
I need a Palia Spider-Man update
Spiderman? Is this in ref to climbing? Because if so yes
So I can thwip around instead of climb
I played one of the Spiderman video games the swinging was fun
I would like to not have to jump onto cliffs just in order to climb
Let me teleport like the disco deer
Let me dash like the bluebristle muujin
If I consume their flesh, I should be able to teleport 
A hook for the bow, maybe
I'm impatient I'm beginning my bug catching early
Like grappling hook
The only thing I'll stop bug catching for when I'm using a buzzy jar is palium.
Yeah
harpoon!
Ooh this sounds like a good idea
That almost corrected to grandma hook
Tamala actually has a hook for a hand
Pirate alchemist
Pirates in Palia would be cool
I already be stealing booty and hoarding gold
Do we get boats too? If so then yesss
Aye aye!
Give me a boat house 
They'll respawn in the coast after sailing
I gotta run to Einar before I forget again
If they’re like some one piece characters, they can’t swim at all
Meanwhile I can’t swim and have no special powers 
Okay he got his pebble
I found out I couldn't swim when I ran into water and it faded to black 😂😂😂😂 Note to self: Don't be lazy run over the bridge.
I gotta stop leaving my house without arrows and smoke bombs
I didn’t read what server I was in for a sec when this message popped up HAHA
Lmaooo
Nice nitro 
Hi guys
Can you hack Palia and make it rain?
after this flow tree I'm going to Hodari!
Just got done setting up my base in palworld
Omg the item I just got from Jina disappeared??
yall im like 60 hrs into the game and i just realised you can use the stables with gold. i assumed they were something you had to unlock with some quest or something so ive just been running everywhere this whole time 😭🤦🏼♀️

It’s bugged, has been for ages, I lost mine months ago.
It’s almost time 
Dang good thing I took a screen recording. I'll put a ticket in.
That's so lame that it's been like that for months.
Such a small item too.
I’m supposed to start romancing Nai’o but I can’t play since I have a headache
I think basically since the beginning of live beta.
Hope you feel better soon
I was looking forward to placing it it looked nice.
Thank you friend!
I know. I took mine to my extra lot and placed on the ground. It was only supposed to be for a minute and poof!
Oh nooo
Hope you feel better too. As former migraine sufferer I know headaches are the worst.
Hiiii
It’s related to this ear infection that I have. I’m tearing this thing off istg
Are you getting treatment for the infection?
Does anyone know how big wide is the Emberborn Fence? Like something x something
✂️👂
No sadly. It’s slowly going away
You’re also wearing a Van Gogh t-shirt too, correct?
If you place it and it disappears (it does this with some other friendship items too) you can pick up the room it's in and store it, which removes all items in there and pops it back into your inventory. Tickets work too. You can pick up the table you placed it on and move it elsewhere if possible
Oh, well I sincerely hope you’re feeling much better soon.
I switched to another Van Gogh shirt lol
😂 I like your style.
I almost ended up with an ear infection recently too (managed to get it to start healing on the first day luckily)
hope it heals the rest of the way quickly
Thank you I appreciate your kindness 
Thank you 
Oh you’re welcome. I meant it.
Omd you are a genius I just moved the table into a hallway and picked it up and I got it back!
Out of ice cream, but have popsicles

Also hope this gets better for you. I used to get those a lot and I know how painful they can be.
Hehe I wanted a treat too so I made some frozen yogurt bark
It happened to me with something from Einar. I stalled for so long because I had other things on the table I didn't want to mess with, and the game went "Gah, whatever, just have it" and it randomly showed up clipped inside the other items one day
I got some mochi ice cream today.
You know when my son got those I would heat salt in a bowl in the microwave. Pour it into a clean cotton sock and have him lay on the side with the infected ear with the sock beneath his ear. It would help drain the ear, and relieve the pain. Just don’t heat the salt in the sock because the sock will melt, and if the sock is too hot put a towel between it and your ear.
Ohh I’ve never heard of that before!
Salt sock here I come 
"Put some maize on it"
It works like a flame cone, only without fire near your head. Heat the salt on 30 second increments. Salt gets hot fast.
Thankyou for sharing your wisdom
Replied to the wrong message but the right person lol
You are most welcome 🫶 I'm glad it helped
The flowers will have to stay in the lock box for now.
I also tried to place them immediately 
My brain must be fried and I thought you said you are not welcome XD
I tried it yet again just in case. No luck.
😭
Idk why this cracked me up so much just now lol
Gives the same vibes as saying no when someone asks for something, while actively handing it to them
I swear I don't have dyslexia but my astigmatism must blurred it to look like not XD
I will help u but I'm not happy about it
I used to work at a supermarket and I'd always say "no problem" or "you're welcome". Of course one time I managed to say "your problem" 😭
no because one time several years ago I said "No good, all worries" and my friend hasnt forgotten
I get that fish are "epic" but at a certain point, it's no fun anymore. I'd rather have to catch multiples of something less rare than stand around trying to get one stupid fish. It's b.o.r.i.n.g. Makes me not want to play or come back on.
Or like on Drake and Josh "Have a nice day!" "Don't tell me what to do"
No no, it's "You're problem"
"You are problem"? 😭😭
How dare you say that about me
This is why I love this community because it makes me feel better when people relate to things
Seriously has me wiping tears from my eyes lmao
Well I can say that I made some happy to the point they laughed and had tears
I'm gonna alternate between palworld and palia every other day
Oh the last couple days I've had this place has made me feel so much better and just playing Palia in general
I want this on a shirt
I still say this 
Same!
Or on the back of some lil shorts
Omg that would make an amazing tee
“No good” on the left side of the shorts, and “all worries” on the right side 
What's your two favorite colours?
I'm gonna say that whenever someone asks how I am now
💛🩷
those are nice colors <3

I honestly love all pastel colors, but those are my fav!
Oddly I wear all black lol
I caught it half way through me saying it but I couldn't stop myself from saying the second half
It just came out and both my friend and the person I was talking to on the phone heard 
i love teal/pink/orange/yellow 
I sent you something.
Ah I hope it didn’t seem like I was making fun of you! I genuinely like the phrase
I’m gonna use a honey lure in bahari. Anyone wanna come hunt bugs with me.
The silence is deafening
Oooh Twitter/X post just popped up on my phone .. Maji Market arriving in 5 days

Sorry I was getting midnight cereal
WHAT
Lunar Festival - They told us it would arrive late Jan or Early Feb ..
Yeah I know but I didn’t think it was 5 days
👁️ 👄 👁️
Did you see it on Palia twitter or ign?
👁👄👁
Me right now since I have not experienced Maji Market
Same same
30th January - so 6 days technically - I've ticked over to the next day
Is that what the tweet said? I got the notif earlier but when I clicked it it wasn't there
Did they officially say it was in 5 days?
there was a tweet but i think it was done early by mistake

Yeah, I can't access it to link it - password retrieval runs out of time 
but quote I can see on the notification on my phone was ..
Get ready to celebrate the Luna New Year festival as the Maji Market returns to Palia on January 30th!
Don't worry, I didn't 🫶

Iirc they said nearing the end of this month, so I guess within those days
Okay thank gods I was worried this entire time that I hurt your feelings 😭
Anyone wanna go pal and ft hunting w me?
Ah, thanks! I was beginning to wonder if I was just seeing things 
Want a laugh?



