#envy's dual tribe runs!
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what mana is spongebob
And then she's not red as a person.
meanwhile when they put colors on universes beyond cards my tumblr dash gets posts about how they did a misogynistic character assassination
THAT POST ABT KATARA IS SO TRUE THEY DID HER SO DIRTY
Spongebob's carefree nature suggests green, and his penchant for antics red.
What happened with katara???
She better be red.
actually he contains multitudes it seems
she's fucking bant mothbomb
WHAT???
bant ??
why
they made katara bant. fucking bant.
this is why i'm talking about a tumblr post about a misogynistic character assassination
No that's so fucking shit.
because they made her bant
Katara is the most impulsive person in the show. Edit this is wrong I exaggerated.
She gets mad.
And it's fucking great.
its fucking great!!!!
if they need color coding so much just do red katara with a picture of her blood bending or something .....
She does not give a shit about trees.
Universes beyond flavor text always feels weak honestly.
they posted this when they advertised it
???????????/
she would not fucking say that,
Bant...
she did not fucking say that. even.
Anyway dia context, bant is such a stereotypical good guy set of colors, it's like the most conflict averse one missing both red and black.
omg ...
They're portraying katara as a kind healer who always helps and not as the very angry person she is.
bant is specifically. the inuniverse bant faction is a fucking order of knights with angels on top
And both sides are there, but come on where is the red?
theyre washing our goat ..
and mangled her fucking death threat quote for this
See this is the issue with universes beyond. It breaks the color pie every time.
Because avatar has its own color pie.
And it doesn't match up.
But people will get confused if firebender not red I guess.
Is azula red?
She shouldn't be imo.
Dimir, blue/black for dia.
she's uh. grixis
Okay I'll take it.
to their credit they did do black + blue/black azula for the first two books
and then grixis for the last, which is where she gets the red folded in
yeah its really peak
For the record all of these wacky names for colour combos come from like. Notable factions that stick to that colour combo
The red isn't in her cost, it's in her abilities, that's very well done.
universe beyond sets r infuriating bc theyll do some things so well and then other things. katara bant.
Kinda bant out of shape about this one.
I was about to try and explain every one but that's so much.
That's so so much.
that would be quite a few ..
Where's that one tumblr post about ravnica guild's and how they'd offer gender affirming care. That post has great analysis of the guilds.
how do you even memorize so many lskdhgj
[assigning tectonic characters color combos for funsies]
candy: i mean. red mana. i think i could see candy as red/white, if you dont just want monored - shes very justice-motivated, which is nominally red/white, but i think its up to individual interpretation the extent to which she actually chases justice as like, moral philosophy, or shes in it first and foremost bc the Emotions. personally im leaning towards monored
tamarind: classic blue/black. a nice rich vintage. tamarind loves knowledge and insight and she loves getting what she wants
mavis: monoblack all the way babeyyyyy. my children, fight each other to prove yourselves to me. to become my favorite piece of property
yezera is really hard bc i think her colors have drifted a Lot. tbh opening the floor up on this one because i do think she drifts closer to monoblack as the story progresses, and theres a pretty big internal conflict between her nominally green goal ("a world where pokemon rule, and are free") and her black motivation ("i want to make a world where i can be happy.")
(The ravnica guilds are a set of 10 guilds, each a 2 color combo.)
this is not what you mean but i found it trying to see if i could find it (i have never seen the post you refer to)
Yes this is all spot on.
It's only like. 20 really. 10 2c and 10 3c. Compared to memorising Pokemon type matchups. It's like. Just comes with practice
:3 :3 :3
"how the guilds would react to a member being trans"
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Gun to my head I could not name all the nephilim color combos.
what is alessa.... what color is it when youre purely motivated by being ride or die for the gal whos ending the world ...
They should give me some claws
Uhhh. Witch maw??? Ink brood?
I just say like greenless
what about 4 color combos ...
That's the nephilim ones with weird names.
ohhh
Named after cards no one gave a shit about.
They're pretty uncommon
I love how black is usually very assured and confident, and yezera is not but still fits the color so well.
Also I love when color identity changes to show how a character changes.
alessa is... i want to say, red/black almost? she has her feelings, and she has the things she personally cares about (notably yezera), and shes notably Not invested in green+white's whole greater vision stuff nor in blue's logically-deduced world framework stuff
Nahiri going from mono white, selflessly giving her entire life and her home to protect the multiverse, to boros (white/red) after Sorin betrayed her to show the sheer fucking rage inside her now... Peak.
Sorry I like nahiri lmao.
omg i love it
yeah i could see alessa pure red or pure black too but... alessa is Not any of the other colors
yeahyeah 
We need purple this isn't enough colors.
Anti bant. Banti
is skyler red/green
tbh thats kind of perfect also with alessa's chasm grunt backstory. she goes from [some red/black combo, villainous connotations] to [some red/black combo, chill connotations]
I feel like Skyler might have some white? With his like reverence for power, avatars and yezera
oooh i can super see that yeah. and skyler's, like, Religiousness abt it in particular
Yeah skyler feels almost religious in his reverence of things. Put him in white.
I'm too slow...
this makes sense...
One brain cell
Ninjask'd.
omg... dwdw we're just both cooking with max gas
unlike skyler
my val is black/white ... shes cutthroat, but has mommy issues,
sorry i said "is" skyler
i meant "was" skyler these colors before getting savagely mauled by nidorino
as is canon
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The only gas Skyler is cooking with is the poison gas from Nidorino
see ive got this
keoni is easy mono blue
the need for approval from an unapproachable authority figure who lends structure to your life
The longest thread in the history of the forums, closed after 40000 posts of heated debate
god yeah absolutely
imogene is... probably blue/green?
black and red don't really seem to make any sense
white is still wrong
but both blue and green feel like pretty important parts of her questline
If I had mtg colors I'd be uhhh red blue but that implies I'm doing so much more than I am.
im les confident in the blue
what would a quest for identity fall under ..
Imogene quest ||I feel like BG also fits Mew on a mechanical level so that fits||
Er, UG
Fuckin
yeah imogene blue/green fits i think. she's blue in that she analyzes - she's green in that she believes in a greater world order unshackled from civilization, in signs and symbols with spiritual significance
(blue is abbreviated U to avoid conflict with black)
Btw dia blue is shortened to U.
i swear i remember seeing personality tests for mtg colors as a kid
people would have them like in their forum signatures
then there's uh. eifion
thank you my friends you have educated me ..
"eifion is white" <- sentence i had to restrain myself from sending unmodified
It's true...
i think i could see eifion as black/white - hes very concerned with redemption and with being a cough cough capital letters Good Person, but in a very self-focused way where hes concerned with specifically his own moral standing on the scales
Eifion is monowhite, you can tell this because he's lame and I don't like him.
what is a rakdos ..
like he believes in morality but specifically he cares about it because hes realized that hes a shitlord, and that he was a shitlord to his pokemon. and his quest is to not be that, and its not to like. change other people or to change the world, its just to patch up his own boat
red black
omg ... me fr ...
though the rakdos guild specifically is a cult known for violent revelry
hell he can literally be a masked villain bc he decides that destroying the entire world is how hes gonna earn his personal moral absolution
i haven't talked to masked villain eifion i. does he really say that wow
ok i took a two minute quiz is this my whole personality what do you think ...
Rakdos is also canonically where all the maids and other cleaning staff and stuff are in ravnica.
Tamarind... Blue White Black?
Like professor = blue is kinda surface level but
White for Chasm's authority (taken any political science classes lately?)
Black for Chasm's tyranny
its along the lines of "i want to atone for what ive done wrong to pokemon [and this is how i do it]"
you ..
BANT.
omg im just like katara
SCREAMS.
i kinda. see it but i struggle to ascribe a motivation that's explicitly like
serving an ideal as black
even if the serving of the ideal is clearly self-serving subconsciously
all the questions about black were literally just "do you do bad things"
Yes.
Black gets a bad rap a lot of the time. Even Magic's own designers forget frustratingly often that it's not black==evil
yeah i could definitely see tamarind blue/white/black. especially present tamarind where like, she Is demonstrably on-board with the whole "keeping things in order is important" deal in a way thats more than lip service
this is extremely fair also 
tbh yeah i wouldnt trust mtg color personality quiz for this reason... ppl dont understand color philosophy <- biased speaker
white (mommy issues), red (annoyed by kid sibling)
actually turning from white to black as he starts pursuing his wants instead of being mavis's puppet
Why is everything so low???
maybe just white and black from the start idk, or white black -> black red
Y'all I think I might be colorless.
moth youre color anemic ??
I'm emrakulpilled.
I subscribe to this just because I like the idea of going from white to black as a positive character development
yeah hard agree with this analysis tbh. esp bc like, zain Is extremely consistently emotionally-motivated throughout the story, in a way that shifts from "fuck my holier-than-thou kid sibling" to "youre alright actually, fuck mavis for putting us in this situation"
just an emrakul looking for your nahiri ...
Also link quiz if we're all gonna do it
Oh of course it's idrlabs lol
I just clicked a link...
does this quiz while chanting in my mind "i dont believe in the authors of this quiz and i dont trust its results"
thats the same one i did ..
bant ..
NO
bant scary.. bant scary....
the worst part is when u can tell that the quiz author thinks bant is the moral color trio
val is bant because theyre the protagonist 😌
i don't trust the results of a quiz where every answer i know what color it leads to
yeah a;lskdhg;lskdhg
abstaining from the quiz on moral grounds.... ....
its literally just "are you logical?" "do you like nature?" "are you a bad person?"
i'm still going to do it
but the results have no validity
This is of course biased because I already know what I consider myself and it's obvious what the questions correspond to so
okay i know i was just ragging on this quiz but. this question is kind of hitting me where it hurts given tonight's context
How are y'all getting numbers above 50!
you have to like strongly agree or disagree sometimes !!
Answer the question...
fine.
No nuance, max agree or disagree.

Nuance isn't even real.
girl you cant let ppl bully you into changing your answer !!
I believe that one day, this shall be green...
I mean if you think about it, letting someone bully you to put it lower proves it should be lower.
im being bullied into answering honestly dw........
if it asks if metagross is the best pokemon ever you better put max agree ...
What fucking color would that be.
blue because you care about the truth
im gonna commit perennial payload normal gem explosion
well metagross is a timmy pokemon so probably green
or a spike pokemon....
but i don't think that's relevant in this case...
see you in 6 turns ..
Oh god now we have to explain psychographics too 
wtf are psychographics
mtg has three Player Profiles
We haven't even explained what simic is this can wait.
God there's so much mtg in mtg.
ah yes simic ... the language of the sims ..
timmy/tammy likes spells and stuff to be Big
they want to make Big Flashy Plays with giant dinos and spells that cost a lot of mana and stuff
The card does kinda have nb swag tbh
(they originally had just the first listed names but because male-defaulting is bad at some point they made a Good Decision to add the feminine names as alternative, except to spike owing to the androgyny)
johnny/jenny likes decks that are complex and have lots of parts. like complicated combos even when the deck could be made Better if you made the combo simpler
they want to make their Bit tbh
You're so right?
spike absolutely has nb swag
omg ..
me fr ...
This is maybe one of the funniest abilities of all time.
lmao my jeskai ass
thats fair actually i can live with this. thats pretty accurate
color quiz: redeemed
2/3rds bant.
😭
moth arent you 2/3 bant ...
Wow, red white and blue, so you uncritically support america? Kinda problematic.
😭 😭
I had like nothing.
I wasn't even izzet and those were my two highest.
Nothing above 50%
Jeskai is a good colour combo. Izzet+ gang
having nothing is bant if you think about it, because bant is onto nothing,
two of your highest numbers are blue and white .......
wait if you have to be above 50% im not bant ... im just blue white ..
Yeah and if your pancake batter has more eggs than anything else it doesn't mean you're making an omelette.
i know How i got 57% green but it's Strange
You're the police state colors now.
well
wtf ..
Sorry!
so you hate waffles
Yeah for sure yeah.
i got 57% green because i answered all of the "you believe the world is interlocking parts" questions with high scores
but i mean that in like
the most blue way possible
retaking the quiz and answering all the personal ambition questions more ambitionly so i can be cool blue black instead
tbh my least defensible mtg opinion is that i dont like bant but i do like azorius. this is like half bc my first starter deck was rtr azorius, but i do like the color combo and think its not restricted to being cops forever even if wotc really desperately wants it to be
or white black like val ..
N voice: I must discover the formula underlying everything
okay, well, yes,
If there's no red its a bad color combo.
wow so you hate emrakul
tbh my color self-identification is like
I'm sorry women.
primary blue
not white
any of the other colors inclusion or exclusion is not too important
as a jeskai girlie i agree with this on principle (having internally-inconsistent opinions is red, so this is Good and Correct of me)
REAL!
i have moral ocd so i have to have white probably
No, moral ocd is red.
-2 special attack...
omg ...
-2 special attack... (fascinate is spread effect, it hits me too)
We're teammates...
thats why the enterprise always survived their wacky hijinks .. whenever spock said fascinating the enemy lost special attack ..
0 special attack (on the same side of the field as dia..)
omg thank you ai ...
Anyway dia as someone who doesn't play mtg, thoughts on this card?
deck based entirely on keeping platinum angel out with no win condition
Me when I was 10.
yeah that checks out
oh circling allll the way back around to player psychographics theres also vorthos and mel
vorthos is here for the cards' flavor - the universe, the characters, the worldbuilding. (incidentally vorthoses are generally speaking the least happy about universes beyond)
mel is here for the... im not sure i have the best explanation for this one. the "beauty of mechanics" is i think a decent way to put it? when cards have mechanics that intersect in pleasing ways, and when individual cards have very nice and good designs
(and ofc all these psychographics can overlap, and are functionally speaking moreso just different ways of enjoying the game)
Actually my wincon was phage the untouchable.
what does "you cant lose the game" mean ... like can your hp not drop below 1 ..
your hp can drop below 1 but you don't lose
It means you can't lose the game.
i want to go melmode ..
melmode is so fun so cool... holdon i have a rlly good mel card to show u
Okay dia what about this card.
Mel is so real.
omg... is this card bad ...?
I loooove when a card tells a story.
waiting politely for dia to give her thoughts on abyssal persecutor (also a very mel card imo, incidentally) before poasting my cool mel card show&tell
i actually can see this being better than platinum angel right ..? because its cheaper and has higher stats and flying and trample. i forget what trample is but i know flyings good
Ding ding ding yes Dia smart.
you are wiseful and have good judgement. abyssal persecutor the bestie
are you able to like intentionally choose to delete a card when youre ready
Well black loves shoving its own creatures in the grinder.
notably, its also way way harder to keep your opponent from killing one of your things than it is for. your opponent to stop you from killing one of your own things
trample lets you hit the enemy even when they block your creatures
omg...
overkill hits the enemy player basically
right that sounds really good
yeah its busted on a big thing like abyssal persecutor, especially with flying
i dont remember enough to know if 4 mana is like actually cheap or mid price or what but its definitely better than 7
4 is less than 7 this is true.
its pretty cheap. like middle-of-the-range (which equates to cheap in formats like commander where games go long)
This is why you're blue.
thank you im a math genius ...
for 7 mana platinum angel really needs to just say you win the game
it shouldn't say that and its good that it doesn't
taking my turn on show and tell... this one doesnt fit with the theme of the last two but it Is topically similar to both in different ways
wurmcoil engine :] the friend
its like winning except for the part with
is lifelink the one that heals you for the damage it does
yeahyeah
i dont know deathtouch
Inside of you are two wurms.
it kills anything it does damage to
Deathtouch means you death when touch.
my friend who used the vampire deck used a lot of lifelink so she had like 140 hp at one point
what keywords do your personal worms have mothbomg
mothcoil engine sounds rlly fun&cool tbh
does that include like a player ...
oh just creatures yeah (there have been some very fun instances of "player-deathtouch" though :3)
Cumulative upkeep and echo.
also i think this was the commander i used my first game i found her
oooooo omgomg
yeah thats a classic monowhite commander (makes a lot of things, gets big if you have a lot of things)
(is implicitly a religious crusader who crusades against everyone in sight indiscriminately. so like, a normal crusader)
i see.. when you perish you will spawn an endlessly replenishing army of creatures who manifest their own scarcity by their very nature...
mothcore ...
Is that not the goal of life?
Anyway envy do you have more show and tell cards?
if u have one u can go... i just had wurmcoil engine bc like. i like it. its a big wurm that splits into two smaller wurms
oh! i can find some then yeah
yeah show us the mel cards ...
oh ive got a good mel one, one sec need to find it
you actually have to ... we're tyrannically trapping you in the mel mines like we're abyssal persecutors ..
this is a bit word salad actually so im not sure if it reads well, but. figure of destiny was pretty notable when it was printed
really really cool card. captures the flavor of this random level 1 kithkin going on a big quest and ascending into level 8 kithkin spirit warrior avatar
omg ... does it like level up as you spend mana on it ?
yeah!!
Yeah! This even spawned a mechanic literally called level up.
tries to level your figure of destiny up to level 4 while it's level 1
spends five mana accomplishes nothing
sorry i mean six
</3 went on the quest too soon..... wasnt prepared for it
are there like other cards that add "warrior" or "spirit" descriptors to things you have, that you could use to skip levels ...
:3 youve just figured out smth very very fun about this card, yeah
you can skip steps if youre clever
omg ...
yeah ig if you add the warrior tag you can skip to the end ..
is 1 + 6 mana for an 8/8 flying first strike creature good
Dia you're a natural at figuring bullshit out.
omg thank you i do my best ...
That's why you're blue...
omg exactly .... 
Anyway cool card.
it's like... only marginally gamebreaking? slightly above rate for the cost. the real draw here is that figure of destiny can be multiple cards depending on what stage of the game you're in - a small body on the field when you need one, a 4/4 when you need decent board presence, and then an 8/8 when you want to close out games
I gotta sleep now it's almost 4:30.
oh shit same
good night
unfortunately poor decisions mean i shall continue awake
this was super fun!! gnnnnnn
despite it also being 4:30 here
Twas lovely!!!!
good night all...
Fare thee well.
is it 4:30 for all of us..... 4:30 dimension
i hope you can rest well when you get a chance ai!!
it was 8pm for me in the 4:30 dimension but i was asleep for a nap lmao
i read some of this conversation and failed to follow it but then i saw vriska and uh
i am told i am a vriska
<- girl whos intentionally taking a break from tectonic (from being active in here by extension) as she sorts though irl stuff of various varieties, but. ouh i rlly wanna play tectonic…
irl stuff suuuuuucks
i got the hard interpersonal conversation i needed to get done last night, now i just need to. force myself to get back on top of my uni assignments
(also i. hm. screams. some guy hit me in the legs with a trash bag on the way to class this morning and i think it was an accident but i didnt put up any resistance or reaction or anything to it anyways out of fear of conflict/retaliation so. aouhgh. “at least” the bag didnt burst open so i didnt, like, get covered in trash)
I had to watch a guy badly do a thing I am very good at last night. Exhausting
My plan for having more energy for stuff is to eat better and exercise more and get lots of vitamin C and D
ahhh thats a good plan…. ive just gotta like, lock myself back in emotionally, i think
IM FREE
no more assignments this week.... i got the last stuff done today
i. i Am running on three (3) hours of sleep. but like
i wanna see my team i miss them. its tectonic time
WOOO

okay okay makes a little mission objectives list in here. since i do Not have the brain function rn to keep track of it all in my head
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final funny leaf stone gauntlet trainer (lvl 35)
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two trainers in nebula ruins (lvl 35)
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keldeo avatar (lvl 30, two dynamite sticks to unlock but i probably do want to unlock)
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helena underleveled
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rafael underleveled (requires doing the velenz digit slip fights first)
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eko ig but like. lets be real here about what is likely to happen
[then like… theres also the other stone gauntlets and dog avatars ofc. id need to double back and figure out how much value/use i get out of each stone pair though]
[plus im already deep in the kilna gauntlet so. first things first]
waiting for my puter to update… at some point i need to do final fantasy naming convention dualtribe
(admittedly i think my naming conventions are going to like, steadily decrease in Adherence to the Bit as time goes on. so its more like “at some point im gonna do a dualtribe with a lot of final fantasy character names”)
burglar keith... #myenemy
starts setting down thoughts in no particular order. like entry hazards
- sandslash probably(?) loses to rocky helmet turtonator. actually turtonator is a rlly solid mon here, his only answer is golem
- its like. fine if i dont perfect this fight. im here for the Stones. more than avoiding golem clicking galvanize selfdestruct, im worried about making sure that it doesnt click selfdestruct on anything too important
- snom into exeggutor seems rlly solid at first glance? hypereffective infestation cant be Bad
- i might need to find a dedicated answer to primeape. that moveset is scary and if it gets momentum going, dominating (buffs atk/def on scoring kills) means it might just sweep my whole team
what does a primeape answer look like... smth that can burn it, maybe? turtonator should be able to live a neutral brick break or two, im moreso worried about using turtonator up on anything that isnt sandslash though
puzzle room bronzor swaps its base 95 atk with its base 50 spa... thats basically cutting its atk in half, but. tbh it's still level 35, and it has coverage against bronzor so itd basically just be in to set the room
laying out my counters,
sandslash <- turtonator (rocky helmet, def style)
exeggutor <- snom
a. golem <- [something... ground type, presumably?? or just find a way to bait it into exploding, im not picky]
mandibuzz <- probopass and stonjourner. hopefully
primeape <- jesus christ what do i do against this evil fucking ape
debating if theres a timeline where i just. crystal veil probopass into something that gets hit by primeape for neutral non-stab. and then lead with m vullaby with a ghost-resist berry for first turn burn inflict and hope for the best
oh my god binah solos primeape
like. full stop
this is literally so winnable
binah sweep!!
okay new plan
- binah solos primeape
- keith goes into exeggutor
- if i go into snom here he just switches into golem. i think i want to try CV dark probopass here? extremely specially tanky, nulls a psychic on the switch-in, sets rocks
i think i need rocks here specifically bc so much of my strategy revolves around specific mon counters, and if he switches around too much he just nulls that plan
. FUCK i cant give turtonator the rocky helmet bc. wild card. ofc 
wah i've been there
okay ig i just. try and scare sandslash away with turtonator for the time being. and see what happens
ferroseed is animated, right? Wondering if you can bait sandslash into a multihit and iron barbs rocky helmet it to death
wait omg true
I have exactly one gameplan versus skill link but that's because it almost always works
note that a physically tanky ground-type should solo a. golem too; galvanize means that self-destruct is electric
nodsnodsnods <- has graveler in her team for this purpose. actually holdon i should post a snapshot at this point
probably move the wildcard to graveler, swap in rocky helmet ferroseed
okay I see yes
oh my god the alolan sandslash clicked icicle spear into ferroseed of its own volition. after having seen rocky helmet + iron barbs. entirely unforced error, burglar keith is Not making it to the tournament
Yeah I don't think the AI understands the consequences of rocky helmet lol
Not even a bit
running calcs on the side and this team should 100% have this
biggest problem is plant doubt tbh, but you can probably work around that
i think the AI understands rocky helmet at least with single hits ... i remember during samorn her reavor understood not to attack my rocky helmet maractus while at super low health, even though it had a good attack
yeah hes down to just mandibuzz, unfortunately he got stonjourner with plant doubt at a weird time so im not sure if this attempt is the one
thought
itemful snom switches easily into plant doubt or cull, and that gives you a turn to chill while it probably goes for knock over drill peck?
or that could happen lol
yeah berserk is like that lol
keith..... ive surpassed you. your stones are Mine
i didnt even have to resort to chemical warfare about it
the burglar. has been Burgled
🍔
the burgerler. has been Burgerled
and now... i claim the powers of exeggutor and [probably mismagius? maybe g. darmanitan or m. polteageist?] for myself...


burglar Keith is not making it to the tournament
Maximilian Pegasus when he disqualifies Bandit Keith from Duelist Kingdom. Can't even be bothered to remember his title smh
sjoidfjLSFJLKDSJKL HELPPPPP
its kind of fun how like
that fight was way less strenuous than the previous 5-mon lvl35 trainer. but it might also just be bc i learned things from that fight...
. tbh with my current dualtribes combo i might as well be collecting the millennium items
animated mystic...
oh god the ice stone is actually rlly hard to decide
g. darmanitan, mismagius, and m. sinistea each have one of my two tribes, so theyre the obvious picks for team usage. of them, g. darmanitan is probably best against rafael just going by type matchups (then again, g. darmanitan doesn't go up well against dhelmise or alolan marowak) - i Do also have access to choice scarf, which like. probably(?) makes g. darmanitan very very scary
on the other hand you have alolan ninetales which unlocks. ice beam. on evolve. which is genuinely insane mentor value for like, a nonzero amount of my mons, and alolan ninetales itself is a solid candidate for the wild card
tbf the optimal solution here is to simply not use any stones until forced lol
oh true 
especially with the amount of hot girl shit you're planning, best not to use the resources before absolutely necessary lol
HELPPP okay... yeah... thats true...
this is where the damage calculator becomes your best friend lol
somehow this challenge run has turned into me getting mentored in the ways of hot girl shit. this is unambiguously a positive i think
very true lol
hmmmm okay. reposts the checklist so i can look at it (and cross off my achievement)
final funny leaf stone gauntlet trainer (lvl 35)
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other funny evo item gauntlets (lvl 35)
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two trainers in nebula ruins (lvl 35)
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keldeo avatar (lvl 30, two dynamite sticks to unlock but i probably do want to unlock)
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helena underleveled
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rafael underleveled (requires doing the velenz digit slip fights first)
-
eko ig but like. lets be real here about what is likely to happen
oh the formatting does weird things when u bullet point and strike through smth at once
AH before i forget
victory screenshot, more for posterity than anything (nearly identical to the one above save for ferroseed being here)
okay. i think of the things i have listed, keldeo is like. the most achievable? like, in the sense that i just bring back my eclipse makyan munna sweeper setup and probably win at some point. im testing the waters in nebula ruins first though bc like, if i cant get the other sigil half at lvl 20 then theres not Really a point in prioritizing keldeo right now
yeah, keldeo should be fairly simple
it's easier than the legendary dogs and also five levels lower (these things are only semi-related I think)
nodsnodsnods
okay ive discovered that binah can theoretically solo the first nebula trainer's gogoat. the problem being that this thing has a metric ton of hp And leftovers And milk drink so for once im gonna have to spec binah marginally more towards damage instead of just wearing the enemy down through attrition (id still win eventually, but like, it takes wayyyy too long)
peck acquired. back i go
. actually. makes the wise&informed decision of checking if i can get a flying move stronger than peck, first. peck is kinda not all that
nor is it a bag of chips
when i sent this message i was admittedly not expecting the answer to be "peck is, in fact, the only flying-type coverage m vullaby gets". so it goes, i suppose
yeah i checked masterdex and its the only flying-type move for both m vullaby and m mandibuzz
holy shit
tbf that does make sense
it's the kind of thing we'd typically clear to differentiate between regionals etc
but uh, mistakes are made
The nefarious stall snom...
the devious stall snom...! (tysm again for your snomful recommendation, ardor has been a vital member of the team)
wait actually. omg. i should show u ardor's namesake
Ooh! Yes I'm interested.
its also moth...!
Whoa!!!!
theres one other cool image for this moth, btw
omg spooky ...
(long story short) in lobotomy corporation, abnos like ardor blossom moth can have EGO - coolswag fantasy equipment - extracted from them
which gives us. ardor blossom star EGO
i thought it was a lil whimsical to name an ice moth after a fire moth. that and
the lobcorp naming scheme is more restrictive than id anticipated. im kinda low on names for ice types
omg ...
This boldly asks, what if a moth was a woman, a question with a beautiful answer each time.
I've got no good recommendations, I named my Frosmoth something edgy like Last Dance.
Very good dialogue.
omg last dance... kinda really good <- unbiased fan of edgy names
YEAH im like
(abbreviating my thoughts so as to not infodump abt unrelated franchise for 1000years) i have Mixed Feelings about limbus being a live service gacha, but the writing still goes hard
woah i dont know if we can go that far ....
I still need to formally apologize for my Milotic, Drown Envy...
blrblblblblbblbl 😭
also i love edgy names too 😔 🙏
Getting attached to a gacha story is a fate worse than death, I'm so sorry.
this is how i felt about arknights for a while ...
the worst part is that its. the latest game in a series. and the only game in the series thats gacha
That's so cruel oh my god.
theres two whole entire real&good games stapled to this awful gachaslop
*mostly awful gachaslop. youll be pleased to know that girl who is a moth is also (in my unbiased, objective opinion) the best character in the game, and has an excellent self-contained story arc
i still am proud of my team from pokemon emerald seaglass ..
Stopppp I'm gonna wanna play gacha.
TURBO SINNER
some of my other good names there were Killblaster the sentret, Organ Failer the spearow, Burier Reef the corsola, and Screamfarmer the dustox
moth im so sorry she has a canonical doomed yuri love interest. shes girl ishmael (like, from moby dick) and she was in yuri with girl queequeg (also from moby dick)
i remember seeing tweets and art about these two 😭
ENVY STOP PLEASE MY STRENGTH WANES.
and (stray bullet arcs across the room and hits dia) she also has an awful evil toxic yuri thing going on with girl captain ahab (also from moby dick)
omg ....
I do love evil toxic yuri...
Loooove it when two characters are like a moth and a flame.
Oh geez now 3 friends of mine play Limbus XD
i cant believe ive been typecast as toxic yuri fan ...
Doomed Yuri good 
say that again ...?
pictured: old woman whos been living inside the belly of an awful horrid whale for like. years and years on end. and is still gaslight gatekeep girlbossing her way through life despite it all. within .3 seconds of meeting ishmael again she manages to get her thorns into her like they were never even apart
i remember seeing ishamel art with huhuhhh. faust ?
Whoa and she's sick as fuck.
my favorite tectonic character
i love when evil women can instantly get their thorns back into each other even after so long apart ...
omg... probably like. 2.5 tbh, im not actively playing but i Did play enough that i cant fully say i dont count (and like. i am recounting bits of the plot rn off rip, which has to count for something)
dwdw it was specifically bc its toxic yuri thats also very val mavis esque
. wait oh my god ORGAN FAILER??
holdon holdon reversing the conversation back to dia's edgy names i. oh my god. really really good????
I failed my organs, I let them down...
me every day of my life tbh
i will never hit the edgy name peaks like i did in emerald seaglass for some reason
I can't believe pokemon fans don't exercise.
Organ failer gang
I wish this game had longer nicknames so organ failer could return.
i named my totodile Totaldieall ...
There's a mod for that
Oh fun.
dia your brain is so fucking huge what the hell. what the hell
I've been too scared to try modding because what if I bungle it.
its like you have four brains. and theyre like... supercomputer mega brains of some sort. like 
omg youre so right .... 
Like I do want infinite exp candy for my nuzlocke but what if I somehow click the "delete save file and explode your computer" button.
im sorry i invaded your channel to recount my edgy name glory days
literally ...
isnt this just a feature on dev
never apologize for anything you and your edgy name glory days are always welcome in my channel. especially nostrildamus. especially nostrildamus
thank you ..... nostrildamus thanks you as well ...
shes perfect. her name is so beautiful. looking upon your works and despairing /pos rn
Maybe?? I know Riptide's mod like. Expands it to a ridiculous degree that's too janky to support
kind of shit sang is on
forgive me lkshdgjcsg
I'm a fan
im so sorry pokemon tectonic, my favorite pokemon game is quickly becoming looking at dias emerald seaglass nicknames
this one was cooking lskjdgh sorry i always crack myself up
Perldition goes crazy.
really. really really good
sitting here staring at her sprite imagining im an enemy trainer and i see this thing pop out of a pokeball and tell me to "WEEP IN HELL". i think id be setting my xp candies on the ground and running
Even probopass?
probopass is steel type be nice to her ........
🥺 what do u have against probopass... my animated/mystic bestie probopass.....
ugly people have human rights !!! 💯
Your self love is inspiring <3
forgive me i was mean to probopass 😭
ASCDKLHASDG HELP
this is why youre my foe .. 😔
OH MY GOD..... chat if a murder takes place in my playthrough thread can i be held legally responsible /silly
Imagine someone insults you and someone else steps up to defend you, and they say "ugly people have human rights!!!"
youve stunlocked me with this hypothetical i just keep imagining it and going 
His pronouns are they them
nonbinary probopass...
if probopass would just lose the mustache they would be perfectly respectable 😔
i have come around on the mustache
The stach is the entire point! Have you never played with iron filings in a science class
my confession at this point is that i do think probopass is cutestyle. admittedly. like the funny historically-accurate hat, and the big aaa nose. and yeah the iron filings stache
I dislike the triangle guy.
Triangles menacingly at you
https://youtu.be/qIZL5qeEKj0
Math tutorials are the best anime. Re:Zero and Attack on Titan is nothing compared to this.
filler vid
An Evangelion Opening Parody
BGM: A Cruel Angel's Thesis (Neon Genesis Evangelion OP)
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_oZ9Pe0yRg and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiEvlwfxgAo
the classics...
I will cry.
Cryangle
omg ...
after a few more fruitless first nebula trainer attempts, ive gone off to roam around a bit and. god its kind of insane how relatively doable everything is in comparison to the lvl 35s
oh shell bell shields down minior is Really fun
especially with mystic active. click calm mind (and a rock polish if necessary) while above half health, click attacks when you fall below half health, get a bunch of 25% mystic boosts, sweep
okay i think it’s time to start planning gyms
[come to think of it i don’t actually know if it’s possible to skip gyms. but] i want to do helena at 20, i think
thankfully i have a really strong reason to not do rafael at 20 (i want to use porygon-z) so i dont feel compelled to do hot girl shit there. and i have good options against helena
i used maractus against her last time, and even if maractus is rlly Good against her itd be a bit boring to repeat strategies, so. i might abandon resource conservation and get exeggutor. i rlly rlly want to try out radiate exeggutor at lvl20, ive gotta see how much damage it does
i might check frostflow farms mons and see if theres like… smth really compelling? if there is its entirely possible that i detour to stink bombs for sigil + sequencebreak at level 20
you can do gyms in whatever order within the stages of the game (so 1; 2-3-4; 5-6; 7-8)
oooo hellyeah
…admittedly the weird thing abt planning for gyms now is that. the kilna turf trainers kinda scratched my itch for hard fights already
like im not feeling Super motivated to maximize the level of rafael difficulty im gonna suffer through. burglar keith and his crew were basically a cursed gym fight in and of themselves
um uh
there are no mystic/animated mons in frostflow????? huh
omg fr??
yeah I just looked through the list
huh
we don't pay that much attention to tribes with this sort of thing, I think, so it's not that surprising
but I just assumed that there would be one or two at least
yeah nodsnods. frostflow also just vibewise doesnt match up Super well with mystic/animated, so this makes sense
I just assumed that like oranguru or girafarig or castform or something would be one oof them lol
but no
only one is flabebe in carnation tower and you can already catch that
nodsnods
in that case ig my path is even clearer
- figure out if theres any more super useful and/or super fun stone evos i want to grab pre-helena. if so, bust out anti-avatar eclipse strats and/or stink bombs to grab them
- gyms… at long last…
(ill probably still do the sequence break at some point pre-yez 3 for the novelty value / bc i want the achievement, but like. since theres nothing in frostflow for this run it can wait)
yeah it makes sense to do so at the 25 or 30 cap I think
especially since the frostflow hot girl shit trainers are at the 40 cap

That's typically when I do the optional stuff; 20 is real hot girl shit
IMO the "correct" timing is 25 for the avatars and 30 for the stones
25 is nice because like. Eko is right there. It's free battle report. But it makes doing anything at 20 all the more powerful
i think whats made doing things at 20 feel really satisfying to me is like. the amount of really useful evos that are gated behind the 25 cap in particular. like, theres only a few things that are intended to evolve at 20 - it makes getting single-stages and stone evos feel really, like, “i am Not supposed to have this rn”
Yeagh!
25 is quite the breakpoint. For example it lets zubat evolve into golbat so a team of 6 can suck Suicune to death fjajfjsj
A strat I've done multiple times because 6 of a good matchup and 3 tribes is easier than cooking a real line
a strat that we're killing on dev I think
we also just made some changes to make Suicune less of a pushover rn lol
(right now on live you can basically stop it with a bunch of special defenders because its movespread is all special and not great into resistances)

a plan is taking shape for rafael <- girl whos realized that. with its signature, porygon-z can freely stack -spa debuff on itself without consequence. and then... topsy-turvy can be available for mentoring via malamar water stone... and ive got access to stuff that can learn it (notably probopass, also turtonator + some other animated mons)
okay so i think the dream is now. level 25 rafael with porygon-z eventually getting topsy-turvied up to +8/+12 spa and critical error'ing all over his team
honestly probably this means that the eventual team comp is just. lead porygon-z and [smth that either clicks follow me or clicks protect while baiting both enemies into attacking a type weakness]. and then find a line that gets porygon-z at -12 spa and smth with topsy-turvy on the field
(tangentially related to the suicune conversation bc i Did go hmm lets start by checking the water stone evos bc of it)
.
. hm bellossom is actually a rlly notable mystic pick from sun stone. choreography bellossom with smolder rave from evo seems like a really, really good way to sweep
dawn stone is probably more interesting lol
water stone does have malamar for topsy turvy but unfortunately water mons are not amazing into Raf lol
Shouldn't be that bad though given he's secretly fire type
dawn stone... gigachu is. rlly funny, for one. and also gargantuan + ghost immunity probably has usage in rafael as a bulky support
froslass is the only thing in my tribes but froslass is awesome (if not particularly well-suited against either helena or rafael. or eko tbh. unless im missing smth which is entirely possible)

musharna
sugar ball on evo, which is presumably quite strong when clicked by musharna
solid tank stats plus dreamy haze... and calm mind...
(and like, mystic, so doesnt need wild card)
wait lmao and if i go exeggutor then it has. sugar ball / psychic stabs setup
at level 20
theoretically its competing against above it all delcatty for stone utility, which from what ive heard abt delcatty is a losing battle, but
its a mystic/animated run so like. musharna gets points for thematic cohesion
i love delcatty but finding something cool to do that isn't falling back on Above It All is real gamer shit
shiny stone is pretty solid too, nothing i can use immediately but (in terms of on-tribe mons) florges at 25 and aegislash if i wait until 30
time to velenz gauntlet it up. this time im just aiming for beating the first trainer, ill test the waters with the second but im fine with just stink bombing this one
You can't skip gyms, but you can do them in the order of 1-4-3-2-6-5-8-7 if you want.
Mayhaps I should have scrolled a single message down.
gigachu is really good into raf, can confirm
follow me is actually much more important than gargantuan believe it or not
follow me + wish to restore HP
oooooo nodsnodsnods
gigachu follow me/wish/volt switch to pivot into a topsy-turvy user when porygon-z needs the boost... it Does have to be holding wild card, so no item slot, but it has moveslot healing so thats not too much of an issue
it doesn't actually get volt switch lol
probably doesn't need it though tbh; you get a lot of mileage out of a bulky support in doubles I've found
this is my most recent raf, for reference to what it does
(dev but there's nothing special here)
weirdly enough, follow me + gargantuan to protect a partner entirely doesn't come up nearly as much as you'd think. I did an entire run where I leaned hard on gigachu for basically every doubles fight and I think it came up like three times, max?
(this is for envy's reference; jess has heard this several times by now lol)
oooo nodsnods
qa testing be like
hmm..... sitting here staring at probopass going. what to do with you
Donation box <3
so true
it wishes it was m jellicent so bad
donation box for inferior attacking stat trappers
u cant kick me when im down like this......
i thought it was gonna be way better than it has been tbh. i didnt inspect its movepool closely enough
rock/steel type having an ability that wants to be defensive...
not getting recovery....
what does this thing even do when it traps things
They die from how ugly it is...
sorry she'll never be her ...

i love her... dia u know i love her... but surely probopass can be a little usable too... she deserves to be a little usable too...
maybe .... maybe ..
Envy if you find a way to use probopass please tell me I'm desperate.
(Stuck with one in my nuzlocke)
moth im actively typing up a post in #🗣-player-feedback rn bc this is the first mon where ive actively gone "i think this movepool needs Something desperately"
theyre killing passive trapping soon right ... probopass rebalance is on its way ..
Oh I've got that feeling with Makyan Mantine, I should make a callout post for it too.

all these callout posts ... the left is tearing itself apart ...
Steel type
Defensive
Ability focused on weather
Doesn't get take shelter
purity testing smh ...
If you complete a bounty you get to make one request for the game. Gonna claim one and request probopass remain unviable.

redoing this run and recording all my clears so i can race u to the finish line and request that [remembers my existing allegiances] steel types become immune to ground moves,
You dare side with Dia instead of I...
This shan't be forgotten.
Dia, my age old enemy.
im just never wrong im afraid ... especially about the glory of steel ...
i'll take up my blade in service of a just cause... for the honor of steel types...!
Then die surrounded by molten slag and the failures of the future.
sorry the request has to be within reason
the only valid requests in this vein would be making steel type worse

To argue against the doomed future of steel, you point to a pokemon of the past? How shortsighted...
like you could wish for psychic to resist steel or something
what if ... i wish for psychic to resist ground and fire .... 
sorry that doesn't make steel type worse
😱
exactlyyyy
the logic checks out...
Wait I don't wanna side with you two fools. Nvm ignore that.
Oh yeah my ally!
moth , my enemy ..
For sure!

Oh :(
okay returns from the realm of player-feedback. to once more ponder what the hell im gonna do with this probopass
Pat it on the heads
TRUE
use him as a doubles trapper for someone else to leverage
ALSO TRUE
Also. Ion storm
also ||[REDACTED]||
yeah im thinking abt it and. iron storm is probably my best bet at the moment. click sandstorm, click some combo of protect + embrittle, have leftovers for an amount of recovery
okay yeah iron storm feels significantly better immediately. doesnt work on mons with recovery (the lvl 35 ampharos i tested it on), and it could still rlly use a good healing option, but the passive damage is there
yeah okay i think this marks the end of my eschewing level-cap increases. im so, so very excited to devour a battle report and watch the gap between my mons' damage and survivability and every single enemy's damage and survivability finally start to decrease
helena's days are numbered. i Am detouring to pick up a third stink bomb for the velenz gauntlet first though, i want that musharna
turning my back on the dual blessing/curse of unlimited hot girl shit... its time for. chemical warfare
me and the bestie :]
💀 sleep talk hit rest two times in a row. okay sleepyhead we're switching you to a different set
discoveries:
- sugar ball's base power is highly variable
- it kinda doesnt matter because musharna hits like an absolute truck after a few calm minds, and dreamy haze is rlly rlly good
- okay yeah iron storm probopass is the way to go. i dont think i was like, off the mark with my disappointment (not having a recovery move on this thing is sad), but iron storm + active trapping move feels so much better than whatever i was doing before
like even without a dedicated sand team clicking sandstorm is basically just amnesia + passive damage. and from there, passive trapping moves is good, protect with leftovers and passive damage is good
okay. the biggest threat on helena's team is kingler, because kingler has u-turn and both of the things i want to be making use of in this fight are critically weak to bug
corollary: i just need to find a route through this fight that kills the shit out of kingler the instant it hits the field. and thankfully its wearing (i think?) the vest that buffs def, aka the vest that doesnt help stop it from getting killed the instant it hits the field
DONE
finally... ive earned it... my second battle report
as a bonus, as per the rules im still loosely following this means my run is now ✨ officially locked in ✨ as animated/mystic dualtribe
making good progress in the field of maximizing helena humiliation also. considering i beat her at a five-level disadvantage And with a team full of illicitly acquired stone evos
finally... porygon-z
fucked up in the club on Dubious Disc i mean on Dusk Stone
oh my god she does. so much damage now. holy shit
like i mean... a large part of this is that ive been fighting lvl 35 trainers for so long that it feels ridiculous to see normal damage numbers
but also. 113 damage critical error on random neutral-resist wild pokemon feels good as hell
the new walking-around team... finally taking advantage of animated life orb synergies now that it isnt entirely unreasonable to run things that are fast and do damage
next door suitemate's nightly phonecall with his long distance girlfriend is fueling my existing sleeping difficulties tonight and keeping me awake. instead of. expressing this anger. i am going to play tectonic, and take solace in the knowledge that i have finally ordered earplugs and they will arrive monday
hell yeah
surely clicking critical error on some hapless enemy pokemon will soothe my inflamed-by-sensory-issues soul
just listen to some loud beep boop music
thankfully tectonic contains both engaging/distracting gameplay and pleasant beep boop music
</3 avatar of suicune did not fare. exceptionally well. against sleepyhead and tough
(and special guest star CV psychic chesed the baltoy, here to click eclipse and light screen every so often)
beautiful creature...... welcome to the team slothtiger
(a solid handful of the lobcorp employee names are backer-submitted. theres some good ones in there)
(im not sure if ill be adhering to the lobcorp naming scheme for the Entire run but like. when im in the mood for it ill take a glance through the various name lists available to me)
okay entei was way more touch-and-go but we got there in the end. much thanks to slothtiger
its time to weigh options
water stone
on-tribe: politoed and slowking. neither are... super attractive against rafael, at first glance? realist slowking is a nice spdef tank at least, and selective memory is a funny move
mentoring: malamar gives topsy-turvy which has obvious option value vs rafael. on the other hand, unclear whether malamar will see literally any use beyond that
others: vaporeon, floatzel, mantine. technician floatzel hits hard, matches up horribly into rafael; mantine is a speed buffer in doubles and a spdef tank, which does sound useful. vaporeon... ehhhhh. not against rafael and im not sure if it sees use against anything else, even
Noise is so evil. The world should be silent.
FR..... pleasepleaseplease silent world forever&ever. too many noises. its bad design
Supervillain origin story where people are just too fucking loud (chewing near me).
Mantine seems super nice for raf. It can hit grass, and it resists the many fire moves. Also raf tends towards special attacks so mantine tanks even more.
Not weak to anything except whichever mon has adapress.
ooooo nodsnodsnods... noted noted. tbh i Do like the idea of being able to buff porygon-z's speed without spending a moveslot on agility, also
admittedly i. kind of do also like the idea of topsy-turvying porygon-z up to +12 spa, though. the dream calls to me. ill see what im feeling come rafael though
I think that sounds evil and devious.
And also super fun.
But my rec is still mantine because it does so well for raf imo.
Gets grey mist too I think?
But you seem set on a funkier way to deal with the curse.
- oh shit grey mist... thats kinda huge yeah. tbh its entirely possible that when im actually testing against rafael, i go "okay porygon-z doesnt need any spa buffs, its mantine time"
like critical error with lorb and adaptive boosts is. a lot, even at a five-level disadvantage. fitting a way to go past +0 in my line might not even be necessary
fire stone
on-tribe: ninetales, drifblim, chandelure. ninetales is what my eye's immediately drawn to, it's a rlly solid spdef tank and also like. feedback + hi-vis is a classic. but on the other hand chandelure is literally chandelure so. it might have to be chandelure time once again. drifblim also looks cool, it gets grey mist setting for funky strats or unburden for hyperspeed, but like. idk ninetales and chandelure are really strong competition to be up against
im not really feeling arcanine, magmortar, or flareon rn tbh. like the on-tribe options for this stone are just So Good
sun stone
on-tribe: its bellossom gaming time!! 50 bp fire special attack thats also lightning dance...... we are so fucking back
uhhh theres also whimsicott. if i really want cotton decoy strats. but like... bellossom gaming time...
like im not even expecting to run bellossom into rafael necessarily, i just want bellossom gaming. i want it
Bell is so cool.
Whimsi is my baby but bell does so much work it seems nuts.
I vote chandelure for the ninetales vs chandy fire stone, but they're both so cool...
yeah i think im also voting chandelure just bc. i mean. royal majesty and bonkers spa. (also you Have won me over on mantine, on the basis of "the more i think abt it the more i want to actually be using my stone evos in the team"
which means i have a spdef tank already in the pipeline)
shiny stone is weird bc like
superseding basically all else, theres the bit where. i have the possibility to run ampharos-with-held item if i [4x mystic/animated dualtribe mons] [1x wildcard mon] [ampharos]. which seems incredibly valuable moreso than with like, any other mon, just bc. it's ampharos. it even benefits meaningfully from mystic being active
...that said, florges is a really really good on-tribe spdef tank, even if its also yet another 4x bug weakness. and if i save the shiny stone until 30 cap (which is looking likely), i get to mess around with aegislash. who benefits Immensely from mystic being active, id assume, just bc of how aegislash works
ill probably save until 30 and then aegislash bc like. ive already made this call once with musharna vs delcatty - all else aside, this is a funny theme challenge run, i should be using funny themed mons
but im leaving florges on the table in case i decide that i really want another spdef tank with florges's specific stuff for whatever reason
Yeah! I say give aegi a whirl, such a uniquely mystic benefitting mon.
Florges has so many weaknesses, not sure it'll do much for you in raf.
Like look at every mon, who does it actually wall? Whimsi? Is that it?
holy shit youre right this is so. funny
Bell is a fire type, ori has flying moves, dhel is steel, alolawak fire, minetales steel.
She cannot do shit.
if it helps im moreso considering it for like, after-raf use (but like. by that point im well on the way to having unlimited stones anyways)
Yeah, these should primarily be considered for raf imo.
pre-raf stones are for raf, yez 3 i guess, and pubstomping
Even without infinite stones surf gives you another of each.
the surf-ful stones...
yeah in terms of raf usage alone. titanix togekiss ampharos rubarior. and functionally theyre competing with mantine for a wild card slot
. OH WAIT LMAO i forgot
gigachu wild card already
yeah sorry mantine </3 i nearly forgot abt the hyperspecific run condition im under
Maybe next run 😔
okay so the team rn is
porygon-z critical error sweeper
gigachu wildcard bulky support, follow me + wish + some other shit (protect and nuzzle rn)
probopass (presumably, since its a premium animated/mystic mon. probably CVed to an appropriate defensive typing. CV flying probopass back-to-back victories letsgooooooo-)
stonjourner (presumably, since its a premium animated/mystic mon. probably swap it to a power spot set for this)
chandelure aux sweeper, animated slot
[mystic mon?]
You should slot grey mist in somewhere because pory cannot do all the work.
balancing it yourself by not beating eko
ah shit right the curse is still a thing. ive been thinking abt porygon-z so much i nearly forgot
tbf if im not mantine-ing it up i can absolutely slot topsy-turvy in on probopass for some hyperboost action
which probably also helps like. things that arent porygon-z, divinely blessed with autocrit,
Look what you've done...
ahoisfjOSJFKLSJFKLSDJKLFD
this is karmic justice for ur probopass slander earlier. mantine's water stone is being used to make probopass stronger + more valuable
Mantine should be used to make probopass feel bad and worthless.
Probopass should see a being of such immense joy and go :(
idk moth i really dont think mantyke's statline is gonna cut it against raf... 365 bst is pretty low for this stage of the game...
if only there was a way to evolve mantyke somehow. sadly whenever i tab over to that bit of the masterdex it redirects me to malamar's moveset
you can evolve mantyke with the water stones that are only accessible post-surf
I have a massive soft spot for running mantyke when you really shouldn't (I tried it in ou when I was like 12) so I support this.
secret mechanic says you can't use the pre-surf one
ohhh ic ic
thanks ai! i guess i have no choice then. no mantine against raf... what a shame...
Envy what if... hear me out... you used mantine?
Pros:
- Cute
- Friendly
- Huggable
- Will cry otherwise
Cons:
- None
.
. wait is mantyke even accessible pre-surf
<- girl who forgets what the ??? location is
oh my god.
Just use mantyke cmon.
ahsoifjLSDKJFLKDFLDJK
i think
this is
the funniest shit
that has happened in recent memory
Just use mantyke??? It's really good for this gym. Idk why no one else has tried it.
I am so smart.
WAIT AI WAS RIGHT
OH MY GOD
SECRET MECHANIC....
WHOA....
the secret mechanic that prevents u from using ur pre-surf water stone on mantyke.... it was real all along........
oh right mantyke isn't accessible pre-surf i forgot
i have reason to know this....
< girl who stared at list of mons not accessible pre-surf recently
god im like. a little sad now. the mantine strat was so real in my mind by that point in the conversation
[wistfully staring out the nearest window] we could have had it all, you and i... imaginary mantine... i could have given u the wild card. u could have buffed porygon-z's speed
post-surf mantyke: i would have loved to fight rafael with you
Mantyke you never gave the water stone: I would have given all your pokemon speed boosts...
nonzero chance that i run a wild card mantine at some point entirely bc of this conversation. like how can i not by this point
that or i name a mantyke WaterStone and leave her in the box forever. it could go either way really
That would be MEAN.
it would be evil of me... i dont think ill actually do it. but i Do think she might wind up being named WaterStone
I WAS LYING 😭 I SAID IT AS AN EVIL JOKE... A VILE&VICIOUS JEST...
It can't be undone.
wild card mantine: i would have stayed a mantyke and roamed around your pokestate...
Okay to clarify we're both riffing on the aborted baby meme right?
yeahyeah
im glad u got the riff i was worried it wouldnt come across bc of missing the main identifying factor
You aborted your mantyke... you really are a feminist.
HELP
JELP
HLEP
HELP
#FEMINISM
aborted mantyke: i would have been catchable pre-surf...
#FEMINISM
#feminism has always been one of my favorite stupid things to tack onto a sentence.
It's so good.
its so good. its everything to me
Wow, that's everything to you?
Personally to me my everything is women but y'know. You do you.
#feminism
i would never call women "my" everything... women are independent and free #feminism
i'm also sorry women.
Anyway this convo distracted me from my nuzlocke where I was gonna try to fight a level 48 team at level 40, and now it has been long enough that I realize that is a terrible terrible idea even with my perfect counter team.
Thank you for saving me. #feminism
youre welcome... i would do anything for women #feminism
also i think the mantine's name has to be #feminism now. its essential. holdon im gonna test if u can put # in a name
I think ya can.
yeah the dream is alive
the temptation to do hot girl shit is so real...
this conversation is so enlightening i love feminism #feminism
This hot girl shit has hot girl consequences.
i dont think girls should ever face consequences. regardless of how hot they are #feminism
tbh beyond the usual reasons ive never finished a nuzlocke (i play messy, + permaconsequences makes me anxious and play worse) tectonic nuzlocke would probably go especially disastrously for me bc. especially after the shit ive done this run, the hot girl shit is just too tempting
I thought I remembered a good joke with #feminism in another server and realised that due to discord's... "generous" search it was including "feminize" lmao
omg
Feminize is feminism.
Tectonic is pretty easy early game, I think it's a nice one to get into even if you don't nuzlocke.
Gives you time to get attached to your pokemon and build up a stockpile.
Before the reckoning (lategame difficulty spike).
nodsnodsnods... ill take this into consideration <- girl who trusts your opinions on things
tentatively adding nuzlocke to the pile of "runs that might be fun as breaks from dualtribes"
discord fuzzy matching......
It's such a pain
LISTEN WE ARE WORKING ON IT
do you have any idea how many godforsaken saltwater creatures there are in pokemon
Too many XD
and makya is not an island in the pacific like japan is so it is hard to find room for all of them
so we got Archie on the dev team and he told us we just need to sink Velenz all the way into the ocean
I support this
okay yeah porygon-z is. oh my god. the amount of sauce on this thing
I love malware duck.
its so swagful... porygon-z instantly carrying my team to the point where im like, okay, i was correct to structure like 75% of my rafael plan around it. and shes literally cute too
omg... id love to see silly movesets
my favourite is probably
adapted
held item exhaust herb
- hyper beam
- last resort
- no 3rd or 4th move
nuclear bomb
phantom gate + critical error is also a good combo, as the always-crit of error bypasses the spatk down
baha blas
ooooo nodsnodsnods
<- girl whos planning on making good use of critical error's spa-debuff bypass against raf
alright, path to raf cleared. now to assemble the team
The Raf Path?
the Raf Path 

okay slowking is. not a terrible option, actually, as i think about it
realist slowking is a spdef tank with two weaknesses that gets psyche switch to pivot, follow me bc. its follow me, slack off for healing, and. a fourth move of some kind
so im basically weighing slowking against topsy-turvy. the main issue i see is that i have two sweepers (chandelure and porygon-z) and a whole bunch of support mons. porygon-z doesnt rlly Need topsy-turvy but chandelure would really like it
on the other hand, probopass is the only thing that learns follow me in the mystic tribe (aside from post-surf spinda), so its one move on one mon, and thatd necessitate me getting probopass on the field when it doesnt rlly have other utility than topsy-turvy and. helping hand? baiting ground-type attacks into protect?
my concern is that if i commit to slowking and then realize midway through that the gameplan isnt coming together with just two sweepers, i cant go back and get follow me
with this in mind, i think im gonna enter the testing phase now, and just. see how this setup feels so far. how much mileage i can get
Make a separate save before using the stones?
OH true...
My genius is unparalleled and unperpendiculared.
Lots of ghosts can iirc.
nodsnodsnods
wait omg true... i was gonna click white flame but. burning jealousy 
i might stick with white flame to start though just bc. raf's fire types dont get burned, and the rest dont have much burn value unless i use light trick (and... royal majesty...)
Burning jealousy is a spread move too I believe ..
oh yeah ik, im. how do i put this. im taking the spread move damage penalty into account when thinking abt it
like, that burning jealousy is functionally 52.5bp (if ive done my math right) against any individual target vs white flame's 90 bp (and then plus stab for both, etc etc)
That's true that's true.
And actually BJ only burns ninetales and oricorio.
Hm that is perhaps not a great abbreviation.
omg
rafael's secret fire typing
okay so. current gameplan: lead with chandelure and gigachu, bc porygon-z is a really really solid switch-in for chandelure - ideally i switch porygon-z in and it nulls a ghost-type attack or two
fire gem-boosted white flame only barely fails to OHKO bellossom. this is where the 5-level disadvantage really starts to make itself known, i think
Just crit?
oh true