Shivposts - A thread for joke requests and horrible feature ideas

[urban sundial]

Make all the buttons in the menu like the dvd logo bouncing between corners, any button that hits a corner is pressed

https://tenor.com/view/dvd-old-funny-cool-colors-gif-19220202

[glad ingot]

wwthis is the 5000th

i deleted my messages to make it the 5000th

[icy dew]

I didn't got an idea and wanted to get this plantinum throphy don't blame on me

[open mulch]

Well now THIS is the 5000th: Remove whoever makes the 5001st Shivpost.

[untold pier]

[rustic moon]

Time to tactically delete one of my messages so I can get the 5000th Shivpost
-# jk

[untold pier]

wait

it still says 5000

[drowsy furnace]

my first ever shivpost:
Add lava flippers. They allow you to swim and dive in lava. They don't function in water, and diving makes the player sprite completely invisible.

[glad ingot]

me! me!

[open mulch]

How many 5000ths shivposts are we going to get?

[untold pier]

oh, discord was having API issues. looks like it's 5006 5007 now

[untold pier]

this one is actually the 5000th I think

[tacit temple]

Nah I think it's just the time travelers messing with the thread

[quiet heron]

Add non-arabic numbers for the numbers signpost.

[untold pier]

unironically

I would take Japanese number signs

[untold pier]

time to confuse everyone
||it's 10, 4, 5. 十四五. though I messed up 四's orientation from memory||

[pale jungle]

pin shiv posts since confirmed lsit isnt pinned at the moment

[subtle zodiac]

Force Julian to make a tier list of every shivpost

[wicked oar]

Meth projectile HAS to be S++ tier

[rustic moon]

YES

Every time Julian responds to something with “not a fan,” remove a random fan from a random Dungeon

[tacit temple]

Add the Anti-Featured badge, given by Julian to dungeons he absolutely hated
Players with this badge can no longer upload dungeons

[icy dew]

Rename #🤖│mod-chat to #general-chat-2

[obsidian pewter]

ban all people that commented in this shivpost

[glad ingot]

good thing i have not commented!

[vague dew]

Make Julian say yea instead of nah

[icy dew]

Rename #🐸│memes to #yuri

[hoary maple]

we hit 5000 shivposts im so proud

heres to 10k

[subtle zodiac]

QM for nokia phones when?

[flint fulcrum]

PLEASE!

[icy dew]

Lmfao my shivpost was literally a joke about what was happening in the #🐸│memes and now it's a literal fire

[untold pier]

nah

the flames of passion have died down

[pale jungle]

Good no one can express love now 😈

[shrewd crystal]

Multiple game styles like Mario maker

[quiet heron]

Halt all development to focus on what the world really wants: Quest Shivivors.

[drowsy furnace]

?

[shrewd crystal]

Like Mario One Style, Mario World Style, etc

[drowsy furnace]

oh

[icy dew]

Reversed darkness: Lights up the area on his size and shows darkness to the whole screen outside of his area. The darkness outside is infinite, and only a single of them in a single room is enough to cover the whole dungeon in darkness.

Also, no light can light up the darkness, it will be permamently dark.

[wide prawn]

Add flashbangs

[wicked oar]

Make it so that if you stay in darkness for too long, you get killed like in don't starve

[rustic moon]

Dw Thomas I already talked to Julian about the capabilities of bomb modding and he confirmed that fully functional flashbangs will be possible lmao

Anyway, replace Castle Town with Nuke Town

[untold pier]

pls no

[open mulch]

Make sure to make flash bangs a projectile so I can hook them up to a turbo turbine.

[ocean talon]

Add the Chicken Jockey to the game. Every time it attacks, it yells "Chicken Jockey!" at the player.

[vague dew]

Replace lava with burn pits. Being in the same room gives you cancer

[icy dew]

Remove Quest Master on Steam and move it to itch.io
The game now requires to be patched onto TLOZ Minish Cap with Delta Patcher, and the game don't come with the install instructions, so you gonna need to find it by yourself on how to patch the game onto MC.

[static flare]

Jumping off a cliff breaks your ankle

[stray bridge]

irl

[shrewd crystal]

Put Julian in charge of art and Thomas in charge of Programming

[glad ingot]

the game would turn out like me

[open mulch]

Reduce your speed when carrying objects even further.

[icy dew]

Add an alien enemy which abducts the character you are using, deleting the character permanently from your save file. This enemy will appear in every room with a random chance if he has not been placed.

[tacit temple]

Increase QA salary by 30%

[wicked oar]

30% of 0 = 0 💀

[glad ingot]

you mean 0.3

they should be losing money not gaining it

[untold pier]

I thought of this when we were talking about raises before

[drowsy furnace]

ykw 2025 has been a hard year

we need to give the qas a ∞% raise (they are payed one dollar per year now)

[untold pier]

finally

sustainable income

[subtle zodiac]

Remove money

[icy dew]

Make sword coins the main money currency for rl. Now people need to play QM and get sword coins to be paid.

[subtle zodiac]

Make Lunarc slower, he's too fast

[thorn heath]

give us a ring that gives us oracle game i-frames

[wicked oar]

Quadruple every enemy and boss HP including all their variants

Clearly this will make every enemy harder to deal with in a good way right,??????

[quiet heron]

Add a grue to the game.

[subtle zodiac]

Make it so if you take too long to beat a dungeon, lunarc appears and chases you through each room

[icy dew]

Replace Lunarc with Pizzaface

If you enter a room with him, a message written "SHOWTIME" will appear

And if you get caught by him, you get kicked out of the dungeon

[stray bridge]

forever

[glad ingot]

make te player touch grass

[winged terrace]

Connect every dungeon together through a convoluted expansive map. The oldest dungeons are close to the middle and the further out you go the more recent they get

[untold pier]

Quest Master Universe 💀

[shrewd crystal]

Implement Pluey

[icy dew]

Delay today's upcoming update

[pale jungle]

Update tomorrow

[glad ingot]

update mrdemon

[amber jungle]

Make a spindash item from sanic

[untold pier]

I legit have wanted this for a while

Hermes Boots variant: Spikadillo Spurs

[wide prawn]

Oh we forgor to add the hermes boots where you hold the sword in front of you or shield

Oof

[untold pier]

oh yeah you did

[icy dew]

Add an object which does exactly what's on the image

[stray bridge]

thats good tho

glicth effects

[icy dew]

Oh shit

Now I'm forced to post this as a real request

[untold pier]

mod it in

[icy dew]

Wait a sec

Glitches are more like to be used as a decoration in sci-fi games

So my shivpost still lives 😎

[drowsy furnace]

lenna's inception

perfect example of a zeldalike that uses glitches

[coral vale]

Redprints. Copyrighted configurations of item/flooring/decoration placement you you upload like blueprints, that other players need to use. need permission to use. If the player doesn't get permission, the level can't be saved. This happens automatically whenever the game detects a figuration that matches the redprint.

[vague dew]

Add a square hole. Everything, not just pegs, fits in it, regardless of shape or size.

[bronze snow]

Implement #1361883608880517306 message and give them chess moves, including Golpawns turning into Golqueens if they reach the edge of a room

[stray bridge]

still, coustom themes that are too come, theres bound to be a sifi theme made

[winged terrace]

Yo how long has Shivposts had the rejected tag?

[drowsy furnace]

ever since thomas confirmed it for april fools i believe

and julian rejected it the next day

[subtle zodiac]

I didn't realize that was for april fools

Literally thought Julian was gona add something from this tread or something

[wicked oar]

Lock every single castle town minigame and builder mode behind beating the game's story mode before adding story mode

[hoary maple]

make shiv talk like the easter bunny currently does

[icy dew]

Transform everyone into bunnies

This also counts for Flopsy since he's wearing a bunny costume

[hoary maple]

plot twist

theyre a bunny in a bunny costume

[subtle zodiac]

Make tornadoes actual tornadoes

[urban sundial]

add dark souls stamina, except you'll need to upgrade the stamina so it doesn't run out after one swing (the upgrades never get added to the game)

[stray bridge]

make each pixel in the game take 10 seconds to load, so you have to wait 100000 years till all pixels load and you get to do smth, then do it again and so on

(the pixels colour incressece by 1 every second till its right)

[icy dew]

Every time you die, make a message appear written "That hurts". The enemies who killed you will also make fun of your death by them

[rustic moon]

Add the Ice Trap Chests from OoT to Lucky’s Locks

[icy dew]

Add special effects for each theme:

• Emberstone Quarry: Forces you to always run
• Dewdrop Roots: When you spawn, a wave of bees appears. They're like Lunarc but removes a heart from you.
• Sandswept Ruins: You cannot use your sword anymore
• Gustwind Palace: When falling into a bottomless pit, you fall straight to Castle Town, causing a crater in the process.
• Coldfang Grotto: This place is extremely and overwhelmingly cold that you're permamently frozen. The inputs to the menu arr also frozen as well (you cannot pause)
• Moonlight Brambles: Spawns a Golden Jack the Reaper which moves twice as fast, instantly swings with no break, and duplicates every time you go to a room
• Thundervolt Bastion: For every step you get shocked. Getting shocked while taking a step will instantly kill you. Same effect for Gustwind Palace applies as well, but you will appear in the Evil Castle Town, where all of the NPCs goes after you (and the others 2 unselected characters appears against you as well)

[drowsy furnace]

why sandswept though

like the others are somewhat funny but it just doesnt make sense

shivposts aren't really what they used to be

they're just "add this thing from other game, how funny" or "do this stupid thing" and they aren't actually funny

[icy dew]

This thread is in the #1120385375551115374 ye know. Of course all of the posts are all about "do this request" or "add this one from the other game".

If S.I.L make this thread in the #💬│general-chat then we will do jokes which are not related to "add this stupid thing" or "do like the other game does" in there (in fact, #🐸│memes is already for that).

[rustic moon]

Humor is a thing of personal preference

[untold pier]

humor is still subject to criticism like everything else though

or rather, comedy is

I'm not saying I agree or disagree with Cat, but I think that all the personal preference argument does is try to dodge criticism

[drowsy furnace]

yes but the "do this request" things are supposed to be funny and not just. dumb.

[icy dew]

Yeah so I think I got old enough to lose my humor

[open mulch]

Ah hell nah not shivpost reviews

[winged terrace]

I found the post funny. At least a bit

Also we need to follow the trend of the new mariokart and have every enemy be playable

Gotta be a freezeslide main

[amber jungle]

Make Freezelide playable

[stray bridge]

[untold pier]

I would love playable spikadillo

let's get some goron races in here

[drowsy furnace]

i agree for that one but the previous ones were just,,, eh,,,

(evil castle town admittedly did crack me up a bit)

so that one's out of

[winged terrace]

I went into castle town.
Suddenly, it was an evil castle town.

[amber jungle]

When I think of playable enemies my mind goes straight to squeak squad for some reason

[stray bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mad-mad200-mario-mad200-mario-smg4-gif-26171451

nr

just needed a excuse to use this gif lol

[wicked oar]

Repost every single Shivpost in all channels

[pale jungle]

the shiving

[stray bridge]

shiv post

shiv post

shiv post

shiv post

shiv post

shiv post

theres a couple more

[winged terrace]

back to the top everyone

we should actually compile these into a list without any discussion

like the confirmed features list does

@untold pier do you mind if I copy the format you used for the confirmed features list to do this?

[pale jungle]

theres over 5000 suggestions there isnt a discord message large enough for it

[untold pier]

lmao

[winged terrace]

We can try

[pale jungle]

why

[untold pier]

go for it

I can only keep up the confirmed list because I have nitro lol

[pale jungle]

know what im going to go listen to my john wick music videos

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[winged terrace]

This is a list of features we have posted in shivposts without all the discussion in between

If you find any errors with this list, please comment down below with a link to the relevant message

Thanks to Danielle for making the initial formatting

Features

☐ A tag that, when applied, rolls a 1/100 chance every 10 seconds. If one is rolled, the player will go into cardiac arrest @rustic moon
☐ Annoying overexplaining helper character @keen anchor
☐ Visual novel mode @hoary maple
☐ Necrodancer mode for every theme @tardy slate
☐

Themes

☑

Blocks

☐

Enemies/Creatures

☐ Shrek doing the thug shaker boss @pale jungle
☐ Ganondorf @amber ledge
☑ Dark/Gold Lanze, Jav, Shiv @unborn sigil
☐ Pink Gold Jav @hoary maple

Traps

☐

Items

☐ Glock Weapon @willow matrix

Overworld

☐

Castle Town

☐ You can throw the little girl to the lake, but then the mother runs towards you REALLY fast like Earl from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs and kills you. @abstract rock

Tweaks

☐ Make the GUI invisible @sharp umbra
☐ Give every character different run speeds and jump heights. @unborn sigil
☐ Characters attack with the weapons they are named after @tacit temple
☐ Turn based combat @willow matrix
☐ Profanity toggle @rustic moon

Meta

☑ Remove e from shiveposts @hoary maple

[pale jungle]

add john wick

[winged terrace]

I hit enter too early

[pale jungle]

you get 4000 characters with nitro

we got over 5000 shiv posts

you dont have enough space

[winged terrace]

yo can we get a pin on this bad boy?

[pale jungle]

as i said

[winged terrace]

I'm well aware

[pale jungle]

your not going to be able to add them all even with nitro

[winged terrace]

I'm seeing how far we can go

[pale jungle]

then why attempt it

[winged terrace]

To see how far we can go

[wicked oar]

Quest master is too violent, replace the sword with a balloon sword, replace bombs with alarm clocks and replace other things with something more kid-friendly

(this will make everything also harmless)

[untold pier]

I can't pin unfortunately

[winged terrace]

dang

[untold pier]

crazy that the current pin was actually accepted

we all said "2500th shivpost has to get added to the game" and it did

[winged terrace]

K that's enough for now

I may continue to add to this later

[stray bridge]

#1280611745861472266 message its done

[winged terrace]

good catch

[stray bridge]

thx!

[vague dew]

Make bushes pushable

[errant field]

Face of the true villain

Lucky is clearly running an illegal lottery, and everyone in Castle Town is in debt because of him

[icy dew]

Replace Lucky with the Dealer from Buckshot Roulette

[bronze snow]

Make pushes bushable

[errant field]

Have Lucky cut off both of Shiv's feet and make them the next prize for his illegal lottery.

[stray bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-1000-live-rounds-dealer-gif-18062339232919454967

add a 87% chance when you enter "luckys buckshots" to just be shot instantly

and make the game nuzlock

and also now you live in luckys buckshots so whenever you try to leave you have to play

andddddd

this is the other thing that might happen apart from getting insta shot

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-1000-live-rounds-dealer-gif-18062339232919454967

1000 live. 0.3 blanks

(dealer has 100 saws)

https://tenor.com/view/buckshot-roulette-stupid-дебил-идиот-выстрел-в-себя-gif-2529002464373842515

[subtle zodiac]

All paid players become demo players

All demo players become paid players

[errant field]

Force the Waffle to transition into French Toast for even suggesting that as a joke.

[subtle zodiac]

Fine

I couldn't find the image I used for my picture so I still look like a waffle

[ocean talon]

Oh yeah, someone said this so I'll put it here: Dark Matter (Instakill lava)

[quiet heron]

Rename the game to Quest Mistress during March 8th

[errant field]

Hey now, that's uncalled for.

That wasn't a joke request.

[ocean talon]

To be fair, "Dark Matter" or "Anti-matter" is a very contradictive existence when there is real Matter nearby.

I recommend a name change for some other lore related reason as to why we need a 1 hit kill terrain

[errant field]

Maybe say that instead of just calling my idea a joke. I use the name that made sense to me in terms of explaining what it is. You really are a toxic person, you know that?

[wicked oar]

Evil tattle totems: they look exactly like normal tattle totems, but if you're standing right in front of their line of sight, they will shoot hitscan death lasers at you.

[flint fulcrum]

^

[pale jungle]

God damn beamos

[urban sundial]

A wanted level like gta, this would also add the police and helicopters, the more enemies you kill or puzzles you solve the higher the wanted level

[subtle zodiac]

Make everyone speak in brail

Only blind people can read now

[static flare]

Add a block that can be pushed upright and hole that it can only go in while vertical.

Real ones know

[stray bridge]

yeaaaaaaaaaa

ik

[ocean talon]

Regirock moment

[urban sundial]

MY CHILDHOOD 😭

[quiet heron]

Aspiring makers are presented with too many options at the beginning which can feel overwhelming.
To give them a first taste of dungeon making while providing an incentive to create dungeons, for every hour spent in Maker mode, you get a ticket for Lucky' distant golden-shades-wearing cousin, Looty. When you turn in a ticket, he pulls out a chest to open which contains a random dungeon part.

To give further incentive, the first drop is guaranteed to be Legendary.

What follows is a list of suggestions for what counts as a Legendary Dungeon part:

• Lunarc

[wicked oar]

Color switches

(Since all good dungeons in the game use this, it should be legendary)

[hoary maple]

make playing dungeons a gacha system. if you get a 1-3* pull, it's some little Timmy bullshit level. 4* and 5* are the actual playable and good dungeons

[tacit temple]

Remove from the maker all parts that have already been used in uploaded dungeons so people are forced to be original

And add a new set of completely different parts every Friday

[open mulch]

It’s going to get really tough when floor tiles are gone.

[quiet heron]

Floor tiles are for the weak. Tornado Rod and Glider everywhere!

[untold pier]

instead of removing the parts completely, make it a standard rotation like bad card games

[quiet heron]

... That's actually a brilliant idea for a weekly seeded challenge.

[wicked oar]

Make Lucky's lock minigame actually rigged. Now you'll always get the actual reward in the very last chest you open every single time and none of the chests contains a key.

[hoary maple]

make the final prize a key

[icy dew]

Remove all of the Lucky's Locks prizes. When you open the final chest, Lucky will say:

Oh no! I forgot to put in the prize! Oops!
Come back later and will promisse I will give you a prize!
And he will never add in a real prize.

[halcyon birch]

only being able to equip three rings at a time is blatantly unrealistic! we have TEN fingers! 🙄

[untold pier]

we do, but have you seen those characters in game? no visible fingers there

and the cover art is confirmed non-canon

[icy dew]

Remove the rings from the game

Since all of the characters don't have any fingers

[untold pier]

wait

maybe this is canon >

three fingers

[icy dew]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-gif-3233152859388093790

[halcyon birch]

but three fingers means one hand has more fingers than the other

or the rings only work on your left hand because of some arcane rule or something

[untold pier]

well

there is a 4 slot ring box

so nothing makes sense anymore

[open mulch]

Nose ring

Or hands for feet.

[amber jungle]

Strecth the ring out enough to fit the thumb

[tacit temple]

maybe we aren't actually wearing them and they only take effect when inside a very specific box

[wicked oar]

I guess this means bows will not be added to the game

[tacit temple]

which brings a new question, are the rings huge or the boxes tiny as hell that they can only fit four at max

[wicked oar]

The rings are secretly armbands

[tacit temple]

I'll take this as canon until proven otherwise

[icy dew]

Add 1000000000000000 Carryable tags to all of the Carryable objects, and when the player selects one, the game will ask to them if they're carryable or not.

Based on this
https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1365083660037914645

[stray bridge]

*Four

[untold pier]

I'm not counting the thumb in that bc it's too big for a ring

[stray bridge]

[stray bridge]

wdym

they are the same size

[untold pier]

ring sizing is incredibly precise irl

you can't just put a ring made for another finger onto a thumb

technically each finger has to be sized differently but the thumb is the most different from the rest

and people just don't wear rings on their thumbs

[open mulch]

If I had magical rings of power, I wouldn’t give a crap if it’s weird to have rings on my thumb. I’d be cramming as many rings onto all my fingers including my thumbs as well as my toes.

[pale jungle]

ima be looking like a forturne teller with all my rings

[open mulch]

If I ever pass a metal detector again I failed.

[untold pier]

gets Hero Ring stuck on thumb, can't remove it

gets Fool's Ring stuck on big toe

[subtle zodiac]

Add bows, the accessory for your hair

[quiet heron]

looks at me wearing the Luck Ring and still have the first four chests be empty
What do you mean it's not rigged?

[quiet heron]

Counter: I'm not seeing any shading signifying the existence of fingerjoints on this emote.

Quest Master characters therefore have four thumbs and no fingers, they should be able to equip four rings on one hand.

[stray bridge]

or just hold rings lol

in your plam\

es

[subtle zodiac]

No shivposts today so far, chat must be dead or something

Has anyone seen a coffin?

Need to revive chat

[winged terrace]

No… sorry

[wicked oar]

Coffin is no longer in the game because nobody uses them

[winged terrace]

Wait really?

[untold pier]

no

that was the Unreal Di'Orbis speaking

also coffins are great

[wicked oar]

I am real, wtf are you yapping about

[untold pier]

(I meant that you were joking about coffins not being in the game)

[wicked oar]

a

[amber jungle]

People aren't using coffins, cause nobodys making multiplayer dungeons

[open mulch]

But people ARE making instant death teleports with them.

[hoary maple]

hopefully 1.0 becomes big enough to merit getting some actual onliner multiplayer; i do feel theres a lot of potential for some great multiplayer dungeons

[amber jungle]

Online multiplayer is planned, but I think it's Post 1.0

[quiet heron]

Now there's a contest idea...

[hoary maple]

its not so much "planned" as "hopeful"

dev wants it, but its not really feasible unless 1.0 is a big success

[quiet heron]

To be fair, online multiplayer in a mod-heavy environment must be hell to verify for P2P connections.

Oh, right, Shivposting.

Asynchronous online multiplayer. Each player can make up to 5 seconds of actions, then it's the next player's turn.

[hoary maple]

qwop-like multiplayer where four players control one limb each

[quiet heron]

Quest Monster mode. One player is the hero, all other players control up to one monster at once in each room. This can include bosses and Lunarc.

[hoary maple]

tbh playable monster could be funny

[quiet heron]

Also Twitch integration.

Audience can spawn hearts (and cake) and monsters, remotely activate the color switch, trigger the effect of the Room Reset button, make bombs rain and make a special version of Lunarc appear, named Twitcharc, for a minute. It chases between rooms.

[hoary maple]

unironically, twitch crowd control would be a fun addition

[quiet heron]

Call that "Quest Apprentice".

[amber jungle]

This isn't a Shivpost it actually sounds fun

Kinda reminds me of that one multiplaye mode in the DS zelda games where somebody controls the phantoms

[hoary maple]

phantasy star has a mode where you could play as the first boss of the game, and the other 3 players could fight you

[quiet heron]

This implied Shivposts are about unfun suggestions and I will dispel that assumption by suggesting the Titan Gloves which allow its wearer to grab enemies and bosses, throw them and suplex them like they're a vehicle to transport passengers of the ethereal kind.

[icy dew]

Allow us to peek in what dungeon someone is making, and upload them without their permission

Not even getting the gem is required for the clear check

[untold pier]

ngl I still want to be able to throw Golmec around with the Gold Gauntlets. you can pick up and throw a broken Golmec so why not let me pull a King Bob-omb on the living one???

[quiet heron]

"So long, Gay Mec!"

Implement a button in Maker mode that generates a random room. The content machine must produce for players.

[icy dew]

When you start to play/make a dungeon, have a random chance to your character break the fourth wall and talk a fun fact with you which takes 2 hours to end the dialogue.

[winged terrace]

Plagiarism speedrun

[winged terrace]

Honestly, a boss you have to throw like King Bob-omb would be cool

And it throws you as well ig

[subtle zodiac]

King Gol-omb

[winged terrace]

Eeerugh

[wicked oar]

Idk if this should be a real suggestion or not but um...

PROJECTILE ROD

What if instead of only having a fire rod or spectral rod as an item that can shoot projectiles, it can shoot ANY projectile that the creator wants. It can shoot energy orbs, shock balls, bombs or other projectiles in a straight line!

And thus, the need of having a bow item is gone when you can have an item that can shoot any projectile

[stray bridge]

it should

[quiet heron]

Glock Rod

[stray bridge]

not

its a good suggestion

lol

but what ever

shivers do shiv stuff

[quiet heron]

Shiv holds the Glock Rod sideways.

[stray bridge]

lol

[icy dew]

Add the Sewers theme to the game. Lanze will finally do the plumber job.

[quiet heron]

Drop an update saying "someone in Castle Town is now on HRT" and never elaborate.

[urban sundial]

A "random" button in the maker mode the generates a random room, random size, random tiles, random enemies

[wicked oar]

Replace every player who has featured badge in the game with an AI dungeon maker

[wicked oar]

Quest Master 2

Now every single dungeon part has the number 2 printed on it or looks like the number 2. All castle town minigames reward the player with the number 2, The cup minigame have 2 cups normally and :22: cups during Halloween and Lucky gives you 2 keys instead of 1 per attempt. 2 dungeons gets into the daily board every 2 days. Players can only buy the game during February 22nd. 2222222222222222222222222222

[winged terrace]

Wait do you mean Horse Race Test?

[quiet heron]

Hormone Replacement Therapy

[winged terrace]

Ah

I thought you were talking about Horse race test

[quiet heron]

Add Jovial Merryment as a playable character.

[shrewd crystal]

Implement slowdown timers to maker and player chat

Put a 6 hour limit on posting art

an a 1 hour limit on memes

Remove the ability to add files to #1120107351089881238

[errant field]

Hermes boots now explode when running into walls. This kills you instantly no matter what.

[hoary maple]

hermes boots lv 2; when you hit a wall you just crash straight through and enter the void

[open mulch]

Hermes boots lv 3: your legs immediately break due to the high speed so you just fall over where you started.

[winged terrace]

You could probably replicate HRT using freezeslides

[quiet heron]

Hermes Boots lv 4: Lunarc will be the least of your worries after dashing into the Backrooms.

[errant field]

Looks like I started something lol

[wicked oar]

Hermes boots ♾️: Your character run so fucking fast that they end up getting warped into real life and destroy everything in their path IRL.

[winged terrace]

Hermes boots 2♾️: Your character goes into real life then faster than the speed of light causing general relativity to go out of wack sending your player back to the beginning of time.

[hoary maple]

figured youd run so fast you wake up in quest master 2

[icy dew]

Hermes Boots level S♾️: Warps ypur character to real life and instantly laps the whole earth at your direction in under 0.000000001 zeptoseconds. Not even Sonic can beat your character.

[quiet heron]

Hermes Boots ♾️♾️: Your quest to master (heh) speed has gotten so much out of hand that time itself collapses around you. You are in infinite agony as you run as fast as Hermes Boots Lv 1.

[hoary maple]

Hermes boots Lv -1. you move at a speed of 1 pixel per second

[amber jungle]

Make Gemini a dungeon part, if you don't have the friendship ring equipped, he chases and Insta-kills the player

[icy dew]

Finally a use for the Symbol Ring

[errant field]

Have the game start with the trial of Lanze for the murder of Javelynn, prosecuted by Shiv, judged by Lucky. Lucky is actually the guilty one.

[amber jungle]

Ace attorney case?

[errant field]

What else would it be? That's my favorite game franchise lol

-# Maybe play it a little too much, lol

[glad ingot]

whoi is the attorney

[icy dew]

Mutation potion: 50% of chance to either transform you into a random character or completely fail and turn your character into the most ugliest ways possible (for Shiv they will be bald).

[glad ingot]

if you die you die in real life

[icy dew]

Add Lanze**.exe** to the game

[errant field]

Ok, now I have to mod this in, lol.

[wicked oar]

Add Javelynn.PNG

[hoary maple]

remove Lanze.exe from the game

[glad ingot]

Add lanze.MIDI

[amber jungle]

Add Lucky.JPEG

[quiet heron]

Add shiv.obj

[amber jungle]

Gemini.vrm

[open mulch]

Add a feature that makes you forget that Lanze’s hair used to be purple.

[untold pier]

it used to be purple?

[glad ingot]

Seems sluggys feature got added

Cuz Danielle forgot

[untold pier]

[pale jungle]

Make lanze buff and name him lonze

[wicked oar]

Make Lanze long and name him Longze

[icy dew]

Make Lanze a lance and name him Lance

[amber jungle]

Add the majoras mask moon as something that can be activated with a condition.

It's intended to be that you can put a timer in the dungeon that activates it

but every maker just instakills you with it

[subtle zodiac]

Make Lanze skinny and name him Lans

[glad ingot]

Make lanze girl and name her lanse

[wicked oar]

Turn Javelynn into a fist and name jer "Jabelynn"

[glad ingot]

Make jav a girl and name her javelyn̈nn̈n̈nnnn

[hoary maple]

make Shiv a shiv and start shivving

[winged terrace]

Mmm rotisserie chicken mmm

[ocean talon]

make jav a jab and start jabbin

[icy dew]

Change the way on how you lose your lives to how Sonic takes damage.

When you take a damage, you lose all of your hearts and only have a one piece of a heart, the rest you dropped it off. Collect all of them quick before they disappear or they fall on the liquids or on a pit.

[green marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/terminal-montage-terminal-montage-mario-mario-super-mario3-gif-21399051

[quiet heron]

Add a frog switch and frog blocks.

[subtle zodiac]

Yard sales

Idk what that would be like, but it'd be cool

[icy dew]

Yard sales: Allows you to sell your characters and your Dungeon Parts in the maker mode to others.

Required to talk with Boo and with Lucky

[subtle zodiac]

Each copy of QM is personalized

[icy dew]

Bring the Save Annihilation update to the game, where everybody who played the update will get their save data deleted.

[hoary maple]

it just breaks the save system entirely, so it never saves again. every run is a speedrun

[stray bridge]

we already have it

[stray bridge]

⚰️ come in

[shrewd crystal]

Make Lanze a Copyright infringement and name him Link

[icy dew]

Make Javelynn also a Copyright infrigement and name her Zelda

[amber jungle]

Make Shiv a copyright infringement and name him Ravio

[winged terrace]

Make goozling a copyright infringement and name it zol

[errant field]

Make Julian a copyright infringement and name him Phoenix Wright

😉

[hoary maple]

Name it Legend of Zelda maker, then sue nintendo for copyright infringement

[glad ingot]

not a him

make Thomas a copyright infringement and name him lonk

[pale jungle]

Know what delete the game

No more quest master

In fact

Delete frog man too

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[glad ingot]

meanie

[tacit temple]

allow us to quickly change between single and multiplayer by copying/deleting the character like any other part

[errant field]

Add the BFG9000 to the game and have it only be used to obliterate Lucky

[untold pier]

ok but why is this a shivpost

I want that

[tacit temple]

because it sounds painful to implement at best and very bug prone at worst

[pale jungle]

BFG DIVISION begins to play

Damnit

It wasn't replied

[pale jungle]

BFG DIVISION begins to play

There we go

[icy dew]

Reject the multiplayer request

We'll always have songleplayer

[pale jungle]

Remove multiplayer

[icy dew]

No more multiplayer

[untold pier]

remove singleplayer

90% of dungeons now unplayable

[pale jungle]

Remove Julian from the dev team

[tacit temple]

remove both, make the entire game about castle town minigames and trying to win rings you can't use

[icy dew]

Make the game unplayable

You can't do anything which actually controls the player

[untold pier]

too far

[errant field]

Make the Attack Button locked behind a mini game. And make it impossible.

[untold pier]

we gotta dial it back lol

[tacit temple]

make the player AI controlled, you can only watch and hope for the best

[untold pier]

make puppets AI controlled. no more painful swapping and managing multiple characters as one player in multiplayer dungeons

they use clone AI

[icy dew]

I actually shivposted that before

[tacit temple]

give each character their own personality
Lanze follows you constantly
Jav does her own thing separately
Shiv actively trolls you

[untold pier]

nah Lanze would be the one off on his own aggroing bats over lava and falling into it repeatedly

Jav focuses the closest chest or item pedestal in the room that she hasn't grabbed yet, and if there are none she idles until the party enters a new room

Shiv I agree with

Shiv pushes you into traps and hazards, bombs you, smacks Freezlides into you and reflects projectiles at you, and steals all your healing items

oh right you can pick up other players and throw them. Shiv does that too

[icy dew]

Make Shiv a NPC. They will now have a chance to appear in a room and completely ruins your gameplay with either flooding the whole room with lava, adding a lot of golden enemies, or even go rush towards you while being invicible

[ocean talon]

Make Shiv a shiv and make him a copyright infringement.

[stray bridge]

make it the dogo

[hoary maple]

add wavedashing

[icy dew]

Replace all the Vanilla and Modded pets with Null

[icy dew]

https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1369775001774850078 Tag this as accepted

[halcyon birch]

triple the speed of Donut's walk animation and play the squidward walking sound effect every time they hit the ground

[stray bridge]

add dounu from slay the spire, whenever you eqiup the dount you go into a boss battle with dounu and deca with the starter deck

https://tenor.com/view/donu-slay-the-spire-gif-27118660

[quiet heron]

It's not Zelda-inspired if you don't implement costumes from Tri Force Heroes.

Do it, cowards. Give us drag Lanze, tomboy Jav and suave Shiv.

[wicked oar]

You can no longer play Quest Master between Monday to Friday

[icy dew]

You can't also play Quest Master on Saturday and on Sunday

[slow beacon]

Add a random chance of Lunarc spawning in the castle town within 30 tiles of you when you exit a building. It will then follow you around, even into buildings and the only way to get rid of it is to either load into a dungeon and successfully complete it, or die to it. Dying to the castle town Lunarc would reset your save file. Wouldn't remove any of your dungeons, but any rings/pets you've unlocked, your sword, would be lost (as if you've started the game from scratch.

[hoary maple]

make quest master 2 but it's 4D

[errant field]

Add in the Dance of Deduction, but have it be used against you.

[quiet heron]

Make Lunarc accompany Lanze to his soccer game, cheering him on and telling various parents "that's my haunting victim."

And after every game, he drives Lanze to his favourite pizza joint, buy a pizza for him and talk to him about his week and if he has any worries he wants to talk about.

Then, after dropping him back home in Castle Town, he takes a deep breath after the door is closed, looks at a locket with a picture of Lanze and sentimentally whispers "until next time, champ. I always got your back" before teleporting away.

[untold pier]

is Lunarc a soccer mom in this fanfic or a one-sided lover

[pale jungle]

What did I just read 💀

[quiet heron]

Lunarc is the father figure Lanze needs.

[untold pier]

hmm

the one he needs? idk about that

but he certainly resembles a lot of fathers in his style of parenting

[open mulch]

Can confirm: my father attempts to cut me in half with a cartoonishly large scythe regularly.

[open mulch]

Make the loading bar an extremely detailed 3D model of a grappleshot rope with so many polygons is lags the game and makes every level take way longer to load.

[errant field]

Add in a ring that does nothing but invert the sprite of the player, so they are upside down the whole time.

[stray bridge]

that isiont how inverting works but i see what your going for

[icy dew]

Reoder the sprite sheets for everything backwards

So we can see Lanze moonwalking

[spiral loom]

Map the hermes boots and the feather to the same key and require the player pause to switch between them in the inventory

[icy dew]

Make Passive Items the same way as the Tools

[spiral loom]

Sword now works on dog in castle town

Dating minigame: only works on the eye statues

[subtle zodiac]

Add the bow and arrow but it's only used in a mini game for castle town and isn't used in dungeons

[wicked oar]

Remove the roll function from the game, they make people move too fast

[hoary maple]

add super roll: you charge it up then release to roll at super fast speeds. could call it spin dash or something

[flint fulcrum]

Add an equivalent of the Pegasus Boots to the game.

[amber jungle]

Give all the players wings and let them fly over all hazards

[flint fulcrum]

*Forcefully

You cannot unequip them.

[amber jungle]

You cant even stop flying

therefore you can't pick up any end gems that are on the floor

[untold pier]

you now have to get the Anti-feather to stop

[wicked oar]

You also can't pick up anything on the ground including the goal gen :XD:

We don't have enough Javelynn players in the game.

So we should make it so that Lanze and Shiv are unlockable characters that can only be unlocked after completing the story mode with 100% completion to unlock and hold the 100% completion world record of the game to unlock

[amber jungle]

As a Jav this is fine

[untold pier]

[hoary maple]

add rolling spike tarps

[wicked oar]

Tarps 🔥

[flint fulcrum]

And tarpdoors.

And arrow tarp.

And blade tarps.

[wicked oar]

Add Carps

[rustic moon]

Add proximity chat

[wicked oar]

Make it so that when a player dies, their corpse stays in the dungeon forever for other players to see (including the dead player themselves)

[icy dew]

Rename the Traps section to Tarps, and also have a chance for them to be renamed to Taps

[wicked oar]

Chane 🔥

[subtle zodiac]

Shuffle around the file names of every sprite and watch chaos unfold

[glad ingot]

add QM2 but make it a copyright infringement and name it LoZ2

[wicked oar]

LoZ2: The Adventure of Javelynn

[hoary maple]

release QM2, then sue it for infringing on QM1

[tacit temple]

Rename QM to "The maker of Zelda: Three swords"

[icy dew]

Make the entire community have a knowledge that they have played the game for the first time

[wicked oar]

Wait guys what does the linked switch do?

[icy dew]

Help guys Golmec is too hard 😭😭

[wicked oar]

How do I kill Lunarc?

[icy dew]

I don't know how to use theses Fragments thing

[pale jungle]

guys what is flopsy and why are they in my house

[wicked oar]

What does the shapes do?? Why aren't pots dropping hearts when I break them even though I gave them the heart shape???

[untold pier]

how come I can't hit bottom left 😢

[wicked oar]

So true

[icy dew]

Guys I have found a bug
Metal Bars can make me phase through walls

[wicked oar]

Just played a level called Frozen Mounterranian Castle, why are the shadow lanzee in this specific level taking 8 hits to kill instead of 4????

And why are they using hammers instead of swords???

[untold pier]

why is Lance the default player

does this game have a bow?

[pale jungle]

What gender is shiv?

[icy dew]

Guys how do I mod the game

[untold pier]

how do I unlock more parts

[pale jungle]

How do I switch themes or is it random

[untold pier]

how do I kill Lucky

[icy dew]

What does Non-Linear tag means?

[pale jungle]

What does lucky do and why is he breaking it down

[icy dew]

I have waited until tomorrow after doing Lucky's Locks and I still can't do it

[untold pier]

what does the music tag do? my dungeon already has music?

[icy dew]

Guys what is this square thing with chess-like black and white skin that I have noticed in a dungeon from somebody?

||For people who didn't understood the joke||

[wicked oar]

How do I add something into the game in the next update?

[icy dew]

Single-player campaign and Online co-op when?

[untold pier]

how do I play story mode

is Lucky playable

[wicked oar]

How do I add a side scroller section in my dungeons?

[untold pier]

how do I make switches do anything

[icy dew]

What are theses badges like the Christmas and Halloween ones people got

[wicked oar]

Can you even jump farther than 3 tiles?

How do I get the featured badge?

[icy dew]

The tips told me that I can play Combat Music with All Enemies condition, but even doing that the music don't play

What am I doing wrong?

[untold pier]

is it not removed yet

[icy dew]

I have loaded a lot of times and this tip didn't appeared

I think I didn't paid attention and it was indeed removed

[green marsh]

what does you mean by removed?

[icy dew]

There is a tip in the old days where it says that you can start the Combat music with "When all enemies are dead..." condition

This tip existed even after the Phonograph's existence, until now Julian removed it (deleted it)

Now to start combat music you need to use Phonograph

And set "When all enemies are dead..." condition

To it

Here what it looks like now when you wanna add a Combat Music to your room

[green marsh]

i also wondered about that at first

then i found the phonograph

and just used that

[errant field]

Make Danielle a boss, who just bonks you for being a dunce every time you take a step

[untold pier]

if that's the kind of boss I'll be, I'd rather be assigned a rule for when the bonk happens. and it's up to the player to figure out what the rule is

i.e. every time you swing your sword without hitting an enemy, Bonk

[icy dew]

Replace the game's thumbnail and banner with this

[untold pier]

add the Club

its normal attack does 0 damage and stuns the target. the charge attack is like a smash Bros home run bat attack

(does massive damage & knockback after a long wind-up during which you can't move)

[green marsh]

@untold pier do you know how to get the spin ring?

because i've done the intermediate challenge

[untold pier]

oh yeah it's bugged right? can you submit a bug report for that?

[green marsh]

i think someone already has.

[untold pier]

oh I see. it was fixed already but not pushed

I guess you'll have to wait til the next update unfortunately

usually Julian doesn't take this long to push bugfixes

[green marsh]

ok

[errant field]

This would unironically be hilarious for troll levels though.

[glad ingot]

make Danielle a copyright infringement and name her Scarfy

[untold pier]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby_64-the-crystal-shards-scarfy-kirby-nekomata-okayu-gif-25816146

[open mulch]

Danielle is scary enough you don’t have to make her any scarier.

[untold pier]

ehhhh?

[glad ingot]

make me a copyright infringement and name me FlutterFrog

[open mulch]

Scarfys are terrifying. Four year old me changed the day I first saw them.

[untold pier]

nah wdym I'm scary enough

[open mulch]

Can’t answer that. I’m too scared.

[untold pier]

[glad ingot]

your scary because...

you eat my kind

i don't liek that.

[pale jungle]

So true

[pale jungle]

You once got me and indigem to go completely silent with a single word your pretty scary imo

[untold pier]

LOL

was it "y'all"

[pale jungle]

Yeah

Scary

[glad ingot]

the demon was out demoned

[wicked oar]

Y'ALL

[pale jungle]

Nah you ain't scary

[wicked oar]

You better be

[pale jungle]

Nah

[glad ingot]

how in the flys did that happen

[glad ingot]

make Danielle a banana

[untold pier]

I don't eat bananas, thanks

[glad ingot]

then you will be your greatest fear

[untold pier]

noooooooo

[glad ingot]

yesssss :>

abra cadbra biibity bobbity banana!

[quiet heron]

Add the anti-gem. It looks like the gem to end a dungeon, but instead of ending the dungeon, it replaces music for the rest of the dungeon with this:
https://youtu.be/TjI4n7qi2I4

[subtle zodiac]

Make jav in a wheelchair

No gameplay differences

[pale jungle]

No she just can't go up stairs

Or ladders

[subtle zodiac]

Flying chair

[wicked oar]

⛈️

[quiet heron]

Bold of you to assume those would stop Jav in a wheelchair.

[hoary maple]

https://youtu.be/J3thQUC_tLY?feature=shared

jav in wheelchair

[hoary maple]

Dull Sword;
it just tells you really boring jokes or facts you're not really interested in

[icy dew]

Null Sword:
Does null damage, null seconds for a spin attack, null speed to be swinged, and null everything else.

[pale jungle]

fish react the game

[pale jungle]

Lock the bosses behind the campaign you have to beat each boss to unlock them

Then make the game harder then any souls like game

[quiet heron]

Full Sword:
It gets a ride home by Lucky while it is bracing for a massive hangover the next morning. You are swordless now.

[quiet heron]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f9BWXCi3FCM

[wicked oar]

Make the game harder than Zelda 2

Or any NES game

[pale jungle]

nah

[wicked oar]

Or any Touhou game

[pale jungle]

impossible

[wicked oar]

On lunatic mode 1cc

[untold pier]

feel free to mock the shivposts too

they're just pre-rejected 😌

[hoary maple]

can you not mute indivudal threads? or do you like shivposts

[errant field]

I do like it, I was just making a meme.

[hoary maple]

k =p

[flint fulcrum]

Oh, that's just .

[icy dew]

Add a minigame which is fatal (in-game) if you lose. You have to guess a correct door/trapdoor to continue.

[ocean talon]

Running joke of troll levels, pick a path is lazy

[wicked oar]

Make sure that every single dungeon in story mode is kaizo difficulty

[subtle zodiac]

Overworld maker is just dungeon maker but you can add entrances to other dungeons

[wicked oar]

Rename pressure plates to pleasure plates and give them a face. They smile when stepped

[glad ingot]

Make earth into planet shiv

[untold pier]

nah what

[tacit temple]

replace skeletons with clowns, they make a clown horn sound every time they jump

[untold pier]

NAH

DON'T GIVE PEOPLE IDEAS, THOSE CAN BE MODDED

[wicked oar]

Make hitting Lyrm's head/Golmec's body also make the same noise

[untold pier]

put it on the Fool's Ring

oh no

I'm worried that's not gonna stay a shivpost

[hoary maple]

a "pico pico hammer" ring could be funny

[wicked oar]

MAKE EVERY SINGLE TEXT CAPITALIZED

[hoary maple]

when you hit an enemy with the fool's ring

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHo2mEg10zo

[icy dew]

Add the upcoming Cart Cannon from REPO to the game.

Can only be placed onto a minecart, if nothing is present inside the minecart, it will automaticly place a Shadow in it.

This cannon can shoot explosives which does massive damage and impact, capable of one-shotting a player.

[bronze snow]

Honestly that would be a great way to complete the punchline, rather than just "oh why am I not doing damage"

[subtle zodiac]

Add 🚡 sign please

[icy dew]

Make the game only be playable once. So after you play it, the next time you play it there will be no Play or Make button.

[wicked oar]

Make it so that everyone who plays the game shares the same save file

[subtle zodiac]

We need strolin stu

[hoary maple]

enable cross save for smart fridges

[subtle zodiac]

And smart toasters

[wicked oar]

Revert the game by 1 content update for every shivpost

[hoary maple]

do it retroactively so we're on version negative 5.0

[icy dew]

Make the game go all the way to 0.0 and continue backwards from there until we get to -1.0

[slow beacon]

Make the game have the same kind of quality Bethesda Softworks games enjoy.

[icy dew]

Delete Sword Coins but keep the Coin Pedestal. To purchase items from it you will need to pay for it with your own money

[stray bridge]

(real money)

[quiet heron]

Have Psyechie review QM so people think it's the next hot gacha game. Viral marketing through deception, just as Ea-Nasir intended.

[hoary maple]

just add gacha mechanics

[pale jungle]

Take down the rejected tag on shiv posts

[glad ingot]

ignore demon

[subtle zodiac]

ignore frog

[icy dew]

Ignore everyone else.

[stray bridge]

ignore ignores that ignore ppl

[open mulch]

Give us the ability to add 💀 and 🔥 emojis to dungeons.

[wicked oar]

Allow us to play custom sound effects anywhere in the dungeon

(This is totally not gonna be irritating)

[quiet heron]

Add a maker mode within maker mode so makers can make dungeons within released dungeons and other people can then make dungeons within dungeons made by players of the dungeon the original creator made.

[stray bridge]

without credit and now ppl make money from the dungens they make. however by makeing a dungen in a dungen you get the money the maker would get and the maker can no longer edit there dungen

also they now pay the ppl who made the dungen in there dungen

also direct all the devs pays 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% to me, 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% to the rest of the ppl excludeing devs

[wicked oar]

[stray bridge]

and incress the devs pays to 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999$ (spoiler: they don't get the pay, i do)

wait....

5705 MESSAGE

[hoary maple]

add WR time to dungeons, but for the longest time taken

[open mulch]

Imagine getting called out by the reverse WR

[wicked oar]

Turn into a punching bag

[untold pier]

whoa

that's kinda brutal

[pale jungle]

The shiving bag

[icy dew]

Add The Destroyer from Terraria to the game

Massive chaos inbound

[wicked oar]

Add skeletron prime from terraria along with his for the worthy seed changes

(He can destroy everything, including walls and floor tiles)

[icy dew]

Force all the bindings to be assigned to a single button for all the input types

[subtle zodiac]

Did you know? =

Cannon

[stray bridge]

i traped her tho...

[icy dew]

Add global hearts to the game. You start with 5 of them, and they get replenished for every day.

If you die, you lose one global heart. If you lose all of them, then your game will be locked and so you will need to wait until tomorrow to get your 5 hearts back.

Skill issued players plays less the game while pro players plays longer.

[wicked oar]

Allow players to damage and kill other players IRL, so they can stop that player from playing the game forever

Skill issued players never get to play the game again

[quiet heron]

Add Kirito.

[pale jungle]

Add The ability to give dungeons shader effects

(Like the walls and floor etc) and the ability to make them invisible

[errant field]

Make it so publishing a dungeon banishes you to the shadow realm for 48 hours.

[slow beacon]

Replace the map with an infinite white board and have players map out dungeons themselves by drawing.

[icy dew]

Add microtransactions to the game

Make them cost approximately $32 dollars each.

[subtle zodiac]

Remove lanzes bed and have him sleep on the floor instead

[hoary maple]

he sleeps in shivs bed now

[pale jungle]

where does shiv sleep?

[hoary maple]

in shivs bed 😉

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-spiderman-meme-miles-morales-gif-6254393350946967855

[icy dew]

Add chairs to the game

[flint fulcrum]

Add Chicken Jockey.

[drowsy furnace]

remove indigem

[flint fulcrum]

nOOOoO-

[pale jungle]

remove catbeangods parents from existence therefor making catbeangod disapear from existence

and bring back indigem

[flint fulcrum]

Damn.

[drowsy furnace]

what you bouta do when i already don't exist

i be sending these messages from the void rn

[pale jungle]

you know what is in the void tho right?

[flint fulcrum]

My boobs, sadly. 😞

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

nah crazy

[flint fulcrum]

Gaster?

[pale jungle]

nah

ME

and im going to eat catbeangod

[flint fulcrum]

Have you met my sanity there?

[pale jungle]

yeah it seems depressed

[flint fulcrum]

Yeah, I'm depressed because my sanity is in the void.

Must've felt good playing Silksong in the void.

[drowsy furnace]

get outta my house

[flint fulcrum]

*Our house.

[pale jungle]

our house

[drowsy furnace]

GET OUT!!!

[pale jungle]

our house

[pale jungle]

our house
our house
our house
our house
our house

[hoary maple]

delete the discord server, thus removing us all

[flint fulcrum]

We don't have a life outside of this server.

We die every time we're offline.

[pale jungle]

true

[flint fulcrum]

Add Tony Hawk to the game.

[hoary maple]

like the skater?

i wonder what hes up to now

[flint fulcrum]

Yes.

[flint fulcrum]

I know he made an ass movie.

[open mulch]

Why didn’t he make a regular movie? Is he stupid?

[flint fulcrum]

Is there a lore reason?

[hoary maple]

google tony hawk tweets; theres a running theme where people recognise the name, but not him

to his face

[open mulch]

Tbf if any guy walked up to me and said “I’m Tony Hawk.” I’d have no choice but to believe him.

[pale jungle]

I'm tony hawk

[wicked oar]

Add brainrot dungeon tag

[pale jungle]

That's just mapless

[untold pier]

I feel like brainrot is like, everyone's first troll dungeon

or just the online blueprints, sometimes

[open mulch]

All times*

[hoary maple]

i dont understand some blueprints like "5x5 room"

[open mulch]

You never know.

[pale jungle]

I actually used the no scroll room blueprint for making a Zelda one dungeon

[open mulch]

I have found that no scroll rooms change depending on screen size. PC players can see much further than SteamDeck Players.

[stray bridge]

well my profile pic is in a white void

...

me?

[pale jungle]

that actually makes sense ngl

[open mulch]

Yeah. Sucks to find out the hard way though when someone is streaming your troll dungeon and sees all the contraptions you thought were hidden. :(

[hoary maple]

can you just hide them with a giant shadow now though?

[open mulch]

Not back when this happened. Shadows are still semi recent.

But yeah darkness is really nice.

[icy dew]

Since we got the Advanced Challenge, add the Master Challenge where Lucky appears as a boss and so you need to kill him. The challenge don't give you a ring, but instead allows you to rob in Lucky's Locks and get all of the rewards from it for free.

[hoary maple]

add the current advanced mode and call it impossible mode

[subtle zodiac]

Make the mouse extremely small and sensitive so you can never tell where it is and it's very hard to control

[ocean talon]

Add a dinosaur to QM for Jurassic June.

[subtle zodiac]

What if there was a maze of invisible walls throughout castle town that randomly generated each time you opened the game

[untold pier]

I would hit make every time and never leave the maker house lol

except to play dungeons at the board

[hoary maple]

i already use make every time =p starting in the house is realy impractical

[icy dew]

Add Creepers and Skeletons and any other annoyance from Minecraft to the game

[wicked oar]

Revert all the changes that the players dislike, like ice enemies chilling out players that hits them with their sword, the recent change on the logs, and minigames timer being based on the system clock

[hoary maple]

to be fair on the ice one, enemies freezing you when you hit them with your sword didnt really make sense; the sword doesnt "conduct" ice

and its not a part of you

[tacit temple]

Make each individual part a workshop item you have to subscribe to, with the part book being empty by default

And new content going forward is published as mods

[hoary maple]

lock the parts book behind scoring 50 on the advanced log minigame

[wicked oar]

Make it so that Vu actively tries to kill you during the log minigames to make them actually challenging

[flint fulcrum]

You don't think Advanced is challenging?

[wicked oar]

Mah, advanced is challenging, mainly due to the logs that spawn really close to the lucky logs sometimes

[flint fulcrum]

It would be easy AF if it wasn't RNG.

[wicked oar]

Lock the sword and tree branch behind completing all of the woodcutting minigames

(you also gotta do the minigame without the sword)

[subtle zodiac]

Add the twig which breaks the moment you pick it up

[icy dew]

Delete the Entrance. Now the player will spawn in random rooms that the dungeon have.

[icy dew]

Add mod robbering to the game where we must rob a mod from someone first to make our own.

(Why do I feel like this thread just died)

[pale jungle]

"i find your lack of faith disturbing"

https://tenor.com/view/lackoffaith-disturbing-darthvader-starwars-gif-4883104

add the fortnite darth vader ai to the game

[wide prawn]

Pay Thomas double

[stray bridge]

where was that one that i made saying:

"direct all the devs payments 0.00000000000000000000001 to the players 99999999999.999999999999999999 to me, increase the devs pay to 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000$ (spoiler, it all goes to me)"

hmmmmm not so keen now

[stray bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-tom-holland-yoink-gif-11346283

[hoary maple]

give Thomas double workload

[crimson seal]

Add a Half-Ring Box. The box only has room for one half of a ring. You must cut one of your rings in half to put it in the box. This is permanent and renders the ring useless. But it will fit in the box.

[untold pier]

can't I just remove half of the ring's effect? 🥺

[crimson seal]

You ever try to wear half a ring? It just falls off your finger

[untold pier]

I'll put a glove over it

or put it between my fingers and tape em together

[stray bridge]

#1280611745861472266 message

WAIT

ohno

[ocean talon]

Add half rings, they work only half as effective.

[icy dew]

Allow shooting enemies to shoot everything in the Part Book and have a random chance for them to shoot a request for a part someone made in the Shivposts (example: Chairs, The Destroyer from Terraria, Null Swords, and every others parts that are not only was requested by me but also by others).

[amber jungle]

Release overworld maker, but instead of eing something players can walk around and explore it's just like Super worlds from mario maker 2, and it's just a way to connect a few dungeons.

[crystal mulch]

This wouldn’t even be terrible haha

[pale jungle]

Julian don't think about it

JULIAN DON'T DO IT

JULIAN NO-

https://tenor.com/view/explosion-mushroom-cloud-atomic-bomb-bomb-boom-gif-4464831

[amber jungle]

I mean, the ability to connect multiple dungeons together in order would be nice. but I'd rather be able to do so by making a full zelda game

[bronze snow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[amber jungle]

Add a crafting mechanic, because all games need an arbitrary crafting system.

[pale jungle]

Craft the kinstones moment

I guess this really was a Minecraft

[amber jungle]

Kinstones aren't really crafting

Maybe the player could spend forever gatheing ingredients for a healing item

[pale jungle]

You take two items and craft it into one

[hoary maple]

its the overworld from hyrule warriors

[subtle zodiac]

Add boats and remove water

[icy dew]

Add oil to the game

• If touched by a Fire Elemental or by any enemy with the fire property, it will get lit on fire and will burn anything that touches it but don't have resistance to fire. No way to unlit it after.
• If not lit or a fire enemy touches it lit, then it will act honey. When being unlit but something touches it without being fire, then they will get immensely slowed down. That includes you.
• The water elevation will instead be the oil elevation. Same as oil but it will burn the whole lower elevation when lit.
• Oil Barrel: If broke by explosion or get knocked out by rolling at it, it will splash oil around it (or in a straight line if being knocked). Can be burned to make oil inside it lit.

[subtle zodiac]

What

[hoary maple]

this is for bad suggestions

[icy dew]

Wait

Not bad

Time to post in the actual post

https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1382060487197589575 💀

Looks like I'm rather good at making good ideas than making jokes

[open mulch]

Bro cooked so much he cooked the shiv outta his post.

[grim sorrel]

Put some skill tree and sell like a fully customizable experience (please don't)

Add farm mechanics like stardew valley and another 100000000 indie games

(I am really tired of vampire survivors and farming sims 😅)

[subtle zodiac]

Add levels to the single player campaign that use parts that aren't available in maker mode

[wicked oar]

Make every single dungeon in story mode just a blatant 1:1 recreation of the dungeons from zelda 1

[hoary maple]

the story mode dungeons are just whatever the daily dungeons have been over the last week

[crystal mulch]

Yep

Zelda 2 style overworlds would still be cool

Maybe a choice

Lol

Nah

Not me adding two overworld makers

[wicked oar]

Zelda 2 overworld with the random encounters

[crystal mulch]

QM never getting finished

[amber jungle]

Isn't that the fate of all early access?

[crystal mulch]

We’ve met with a terrible fate haven’t we

[icy dew]

Remove the 1.0's existance

Quets Master will be in WIP forever

[crystal mulch]

Yess please

[amber jungle]

Randomly release 2.0, and then claim it had to many errors and revert to 0.876.2930

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/zelda-fate-mask-majora-gif-9229169

[hoary maple]

announce every update as 1.0, but had to be rolled back to [actual version number]

[pale jungle]

Better yet just release 1.0 but roll it back to the previous version before the update meaning after enough time we would be at -1.0

[pale jungle]

add beat master all it is. is a rythem game for quest master songs

[stray bridge]

make every dungen need your care or the game is deleted

if you fail

and also if you don't play it for 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds

[subtle zodiac]

Add double decker couch

[crimson seal]

Add a "Classic Speed" mode. This mode will make the game slow down in whole framerate increments (60 -> 30 -> 20 FPS) if the number of active objects would have made LttP on the SNES lag

[tacit temple]

Make theme availability change throughout the year such that you can not create or edit a dungeon with an out-of-season theme.
You get Dewdrop and Deepcoral in spring, Emberstone and Sandswept in summer, Moonlight and Thundervolt in autumn, and Coldfang plus Gustwind in winter

You can alternatively purchase a theme for $5 to unlock it permanently

[icy dew]

Rename #💬│news-discussion to #deltarune-brainrot

[hoary maple]

rename the server to deltarune brainrot

[icy dew]

And if so doing that replace the guard at the title screen with Lance from Deltarune

[stray bridge]

no do it with realsie

[pale jungle]

dude we need the fun gang skin mod now

three members three qm heros

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[amber jungle]

You could make it

[pale jungle]

my terrible pixel art is not getting us any good skins

[amber jungle]

I make skins in spite of bad pixel art

[pale jungle]

you see im a perfectionist when it comes to this stuff

i just dont have the skill to make perfect tho

[subtle zodiac]

Add French Fries and they're just Fry with a french flag

[hoary maple]

rename the kingdom Equestia and make everyone horses

[icy dew]

Make the game's current version as 1.0

[pale jungle]

Return to the first ever version of the game

[icy dew]

Back to the nostagia

[urban sundial]

Each quest master object/item is now an NFT (with only one copy)

[pale jungle]

turn the game into a fps shooter extraction game

[ocean talon]

Update the game

[quiet heron]

Add player ghosts from people who completed the dungeon.

They can be killed and they steal the end-of-dungeon stone if you're not faster than them.

[pale jungle]

Remove quest from quest master and replace it with a shiv to make shiv master

[icy dew]

Don't forget to replace the V from Shiv with T

[open mulch]

Add

[hoary maple]

reject "more updates" suggestion

[icy dew]

Technically implemented

[rustic moon]

Now this is a quality suggestion

Now, add 5 minutes of trailers for upcoming movies like used to be on DVDs that you have to sit through before you get to the title screen, at which point you have to prove you’re not a robot to proceed.

[amber jungle]

Coming soon to theaters

Add rollback netcode

[tacit temple]

Release the campaign one line of dialogue at a time

one room at a time for dungeons

[untold pier]

Update 0.99 Chats onto Early Access!

• added 3 lines of dialogue to Gemini
• Key Room #1 now available in Lucky's Lockland Cavern

See you next week, everyone!

[rustic moon]

Lucky’s what now

That thieving little-

[amber jungle]

Completely change the game into a dating sim, and you can only date Gaurd#2

[subtle zodiac]

This has been a rough week for Guard#1.

[grim sorrel]

The "play" and "make" button in tittle screen now only work if you obey the guard instructions and enter in discord channel

[subtle zodiac]

Lock each setting behind a 2$ paywall

[pale jungle]

And it's multiple one for each setting

In fact want to move the audio slider or anything slider? Two dollars per movement

[subtle zodiac]

Or $20 a month for unlimited access

[icy dew]

Add Battlepass to the game

Where you can unlock cosmetic and exclusive parts to the game

Immediate unlock of all of them will cost 18 dollars

[pale jungle]

Make it only last a week each

And super hard to level up

[wicked oar]

Make the game cost your life instead of money

[icy dew]

Make Julian hire EA to make the next update

[untold pier]

it already does 💀

everything you do costs life points

[icy dew]

After this discussion I just got an idea for a modpack

[wicked oar]

Can I have yours?

[subtle zodiac]

Make Lunarc's movements adapt to yours using AI

[rustic moon]

Place Lunarc in the title screen

[amber jungle]

And he slowly follows the players mouse, if he hits it the game crashes

[subtle zodiac]

Add Lunarc to real life if you give QM a negative review

[hoary maple]

but then how can it be changed to positibve if theyrwe dead

[subtle zodiac]

Lunarc will do it

[icy dew]

Make Lunarc be the final boss, and add buffs to him where he's faster than your roll attack and slashes you instantly while also being invincible in a short area.

[grim sorrel]

Lucky lore: he find some four leaf clover and decided make chest game called Lucky's Loot Boxes... now, after 1.1 update you can unlock overworld maker parts paying with real money

Sunnark, only killedm with darkness... he can heal enemies...

[open mulch]

Make all attack damage based off a D20.

[subtle zodiac]

Every single attack is met with a long animation followed by a 30 second dice rolling animation that secretly does nothing

[stray bridge]

NO WAY

[stray bridge]

regect kit

[hoary maple]

i already reject myself

[stray bridge]

remove kit from all sources of qm

[hoary maple]

remove people who cant spell sources correctly

[winged terrace]

Remove the u from Sources so as to remove Kit

Wait…

[ocean talon]

Nuke Size Explosion, let it damage the entire room.

[amber jungle]

Make it work like the Nuke in the last 2 Scribblenauts games, where it causes everything to flash white, but for some reason doesn't hurt anything

[subtle zodiac]

Add negative health from deltarune so if you take damage during your death animation you need multiple coffins to revive

[icy dew]

Remove Steam Workshop support and instead add a page on the Gamebanana for the game. Mods will now need Delta Patcher to be patched on data.win (and paste the files from the mod into the files aswell) to use. Only 1 mod at a time can be used.

(Actually idk if the game has data.win on their root in the first place. But if it doesn't, add data.win where the entire game is in then.)

[bronze snow]

Honestly, I can see making it work exactly like in Deltarune, if there were healing items you could use on each other. However, by itself, this is a quality shivpost.

[wicked oar]

Add durability to every single tool, item and weapon the player can use. So now the sword can break just as easily as the tree branch

Turn Quest Master's combat into a turn based combat like paper mario sticker stars

[wicked oar]

START A COUNTDOWN FOR QUEST MASTER VERSION 1.0 UPDATE

[flint fulcrum]

Add a pumpkin NPC to Castle Town. Every time an update gets delayed, the NPC says "YOUR TAKING TOO LONG", and starts to chase you until your game crashes. You will not be able to play until the update is released.

[tacit temple]

Moonlight brambles Lunarc, but just a floating head

[wicked oar]

New tag: Cadence mode.
Revamps the entire game to work exactly like Crypt of the NecroDancer Legend of Zelda Cadence of Hyrule

[icy dew]

Delete all of the features 1.0 will have and instead implement all of the shivposts for 1.0

[hoary maple]

release 1.1

[wicked oar]

Skip version 1.0, let's go straight to version 2.0

[pale jungle]

Skip version 2.0, let's go straight to version 3.0

[icy dew]

Skip version 3.0, let's go straight to version 4.0

[wicked oar]

Oh noooo...

[amber jungle]

skip 4.0 go straight to 6.66

[icy dew]

When you jump, have a chance where you get locked in the air and do what Tails is doing rn

[ocean talon]

Lets have 7 elevations per floor frfr

[icy dew]

Make the decorations go against you

All of them. Including the modded ones

[green marsh]

That would actually be a fun idea

[tacit temple]

bring back weekly updates but instead of adding new content the whole patch is just a random mechanic getting versioned during that week

and people can use #💬│news-discussion to discuss what the change is