Shivposts - A thread for joke requests and horrible feature ideas

[untold pier]

this is WORSE

[drowsy furnace]

good.

[rustic moon]

Oh god

[icy dew]

VIP ticket: Requires you to buy in the internet for 600 dollars. It's required to play the gane.

[untold pier]

roleswap the three heroes

[rustic moon]

Which one is the princess now?

[untold pier]

Javelynn is the apprentice quest master, Shiv is a princess, Lanze is a street urchin

I would love to have those as skins ngl

[icy dew]

Queen Shiv: The ruler of all Shivposts

[rustic moon]

That just seems like the community headcanon

lol

[untold pier]

LMAO

[rustic moon]

The shivposters already worship shiv

And for some reason Lanze seems to be considered trash by some lol

[untold pier]

mostly I'm salty that Lanze is the official main character

[untold pier]

he's not a bad character but he is the first one

[untold pier]

red dress version??

[tacit temple]

oh fair point

like this?

[untold pier]

yes

next put their bunny feet back in

[untold pier]

beautiful

that's true shivposting

[icy dew]

Instead of waiting 45 minutes for an event to happend (hatch the egg, Boo appear, etc), extend the timer to 45 years for something to happend.

Yes my shivposts are now extreme

[bronze snow]

Posting Shiv, yes.

[amber jungle]

Infinite variation of the big key that can be used endlessly and you can't put it down

[bronze snow]

Lanze struggling to put it down, just slamming it against the ground in front of him ineffectively

[winged terrace]

Shift the texture indexes over by 1 texture

Make the game look like this

[icy dew]

What am I looking at lmfao

[rustic moon]

Not the Link's Awakening DX Any% ...

[rustic moon]

You're looking at a world record speedrun tech lmao

[winged terrace]

It misreads the texture files and applies them to the wrong objects

[icy dew]

Replace the Maker mode controls with the whole Unity's UI stsyem

[rustic moon]

I can still tell which dungeon it is...

[winged terrace]

I think it’s bottle grotto

[rustic moon]

Indeed

The Color switch room with all the pots

[winged terrace]

Ye

But do this to quest master

[rustic moon]

Theme mod lol

[winged terrace]

Just go into the files and swap around the textures like crazy lol

[subtle zodiac]

I can't keep up with this tread anymore so make it so only one message can be sent here every day

[open mulch]

Add a shivpost thread to the game where everyone can submit one shivpost per year. After anonymous voting, the most liked gets added for April fools.

[glad ingot]

a minigame that allows us to custimize lucky's jump suit

[wicked oar]

Allow builder mode to edit castle town

[rustic moon]

Only allow maker mode in castle town

[drowsy furnace]

thats just overworlds lmao

[wicked oar]

When story mode is added, allow players to also edit them using maker mode to make story mode different for everyone

[drowsy furnace]

every copy of qm is personalized

[brazen ocean]

make the game have an undertale style combat every single time you fight an enemy except the enemy attacks are just miniature dungeons

[stray bridge]

this is good mate

[stray bridge]

good!

[wicked oar]

Make every single dungeon part have shiv on its sprite and name

[pale jungle]

turn julian into a fish

[rustic moon]

Replace all dungeon parts with Lunarc. And make sure not to version it.

[pale jungle]

nah replace the entare dungeon with one really big lyrm

[icy dew]

Remove every single object except for Ground, enemies, and the Goal Gem. Now to make an actual dungeon you will need to spam enemies. Little Timmies approved.

[pale jungle]

Oh god I forgot about those kinds of levels

[wicked oar]

Remove the goal gem and dungeon entrance. Now every single level is unbeatable

[open mulch]

Remove the grass from the Coldfang Caverns theme specifically without telling anyone and see how long it takes for people to notice.

[pale jungle]

i would notice becuase im using it alot rn

[open mulch]

Cap

[drowsy furnace]

remove reeds and see how long it takes for ppl to notice

[timber kernel]

I actually find reeds useful

[drowsy furnace]

they dont look good in mud

but they're alright otherwise

[timber kernel]

(This is true; I mean functionally)

[open mulch]

Isn’t putting them in the mud an oversight? I’m pretty sure that was done on accident.

[timber kernel]

It was but I think they should be kept; mud looks really bad in large blocks

[drowsy furnace]

what functionality do they have other than preventing freezing? or is that all

[timber kernel]

As far as I know that’s it, but I like that functionality

[drowsy furnace]

hm fair

[subtle zodiac]

Remove that functionality

[icy dew]

Remove the game on Steam Store Page and make it now only buyable in Atari

[rustic moon]

Add maker mode to the title screen

Y’know what, this again.

[icy dew]

Portal Rod: Allows you to shoot Portals on the wall which literally everything can psss through him to the other side. However, when using, the Aperture Science's scientists will break in the dungeon and starts to swarm you.

When dying by them you will return to the Aperture Science's Lab and must defeat GLaDOS to return to the dungeon

[timber kernel]

Honestly like the idea of a portal rod

[icy dew]

Yeah I think I should make a suggestion about that

I hope Valve don't worry about it

[pale jungle]

Add the chip from this scene of Spongebob

[timber kernel]

A retrostudios designer infamously tried to give Miyamoto (? I think; someone at Nintendo) a copy of portal to show them how cool the game was, but they unfortunately told the designer they could not take gifts. Wonder what timeline we’d be in if that had happened

[timber kernel]

Nevermind it was Kensuke Tanabe https://www.eurogamer.net/retro-studios-once-canned-a-portal-esque-game-because-nintendo-didnt-get-it

[icy dew]

https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1349536428975194133

[wicked oar]

Turn all decorations into enemies

[stray bridge]

lol

[vague dew]

All crabs have pillars on them that you cannot replace. This is not versioned.

[wicked oar]

All clutch claws have braziers on them that shoot spectral fireballs that you canmot replace.

[rustic moon]

All crabs are spectral fire bars

https://tenor.com/view/tkt-smart-gif-20642718

[devout agate]

Remove dungeons from the game to fix progression issues and be more welcoming to new players

[wicked oar]

Remove every single weapon. Now players can only deal damage by throwing stuff at them

The game is too easy

[icy dew]

Add the guard guy at the title screen as a HUD. He will tell to the player to enter the discord server just like he do in the title screen. He will still appear in the loading screen, in the maker mode, etc. And there's no way to get rid of him.

Join the Discord Server!

[drowsy furnace]

nah you gotta join the discord to get rid of him

[wicked oar]

Make it so that if you put a Lyrm in your level, it automatically creates a moldorm arena and you can't change anything about it

[amber jungle]

With the falling and having to climb back up included

[wicked oar]

So true

And make sure that the fight resets every single time you fall

[icy dew]

Add Quest Master 2 on the Steam Store Page. Make it 99 GB, and make the download take 100 years to finally be downloaded, but whwn you play it the game crashes on its own. The game will only stop crashing when the actual QM2 gets released.

[icy dew]

Also make QM2 cost 100 dollars as well. Why not?

[wicked oar]

9000€*

[icy dew]

So 16200 dollars?
Epic idea pal!

[bronze snow]

T-junction for the rails. No curve onto one direction or the other, it's just straight-up right angles.

[rustic moon]

Now, this is a proper shivpost

bravo

[bronze snow]

Thank you.

[stray bridge]

make every time you press any botton, even ones that do nothing, you have to break a keyborad

[tacit temple]

drop a patch that makes every date shown in game to be one day later and call it the "up date update"

[wicked oar]

Add a lot of bugs to the game

[latent ibex]

randomly pick 10 messages from this thread with an algorithm then fully develop them for april fools

[drowsy furnace]

that would be cool though

[icy dew]

Make the puppets be controlled by AIs which will beat the dungeon for you.

[icy dew]

You cannot play during that process. However, when the AIs get the goal gem, you need to pass the CAPTCHA exam which the AIs can't complete, but you're forced to do nothing.

[stray bridge]

lol

add 91984912821948 "are you a robot?" comfirmashins so you will have to, every time you open the game, select all the things 91984912821948 times

[subtle zodiac]

Add a jukebox decoration that does nothing

[wicked oar]

Change the noteblock sounds to minecraft noteblock sounds

[pale jungle]

add a blackhole to the game

it eats all the files

[amber jungle]

The black hole from links awakening, if it pulls in the player the character is gone forever, and you cant play as that character anymore

[icy dew]

Make Quest Master a 0D game

[icy dew]

Basically delete everything of the game and replace all of them with a mediocre dot.

[drowsy furnace]

elaborate

[icy dew]

Basically

Remove Lanze

Remove Jav

Remove Shiv

Remove Castle Ton

Remov the dungeons

Remove everything

And add a simple dot instead

[pale jungle]

remove bodbud from the game

[icy dew]

https://tenor.com/o2ko22hf9WK.gif

[pale jungle]

Delay the secret update again

[glad ingot]

Delay every update that we want the most.

[pale jungle]

No you know what

Delay frogmans birthday

[icy dew]

Add a demon from AntonBlast which is the main antagonist of it to the game as a boss.

Also make him the final boss as well

[glad ingot]

you can't delay a birthday

mine is in 2 secs

OMG

WHAT

I DON'T FEEL OLDER

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-shades-cool-smug-cool-shades-gif-18677159

[glad ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/uno-reverse-jo-jo-reverse-jo-jocraft-hp-jo-jocraft-roblox-reverse-gif-16161336

i win.

[pale jungle]

To late

Already had mine

Like two days ago

[glad ingot]

i delayed it to today

[icy dew]

Time to be evil >:)

Make mrDemon's birthday today and delay it

[glad ingot]

you should see people bring presents to you

[pale jungle]

Mods go back and time and prevent budbod from being born

[glad ingot]

also do demons even get borned

[pale jungle]

We just get popped into thin air

[glad ingot]

so does that count as a birthday

[pale jungle]

We were all made at the start of time

[glad ingot]

its a Popintothinairday for you

[stray bridge]

make every single npc in the game or dungen make a black hole apper irl

[wicked oar]

Reshuffle every single line of code in the game

[drowsy furnace]

doomed

[coral vale]

Poisoned food/hearts, that hurts you when you eat.

[drowsy furnace]

mid

[halcyon birch]

when a food item sits on the ground for too long, it goes bad and becomes poison food that hurts you when you eat it

(again)

[drowsy furnace]

ok you made it actually kinda funny

[halcyon birch]

success

[rustic moon]

(Repeating this cause I like it)
Add more number signs

[icy dew]

Make the number signs be infinite

It will not have a limit on the numbers

[rustic moon]

Yeye make ‘em like text signs but without a cap

[wicked oar]

Blind dungeon tag: every single room in the dungeon is pitch black dark and there is no spotlight near the player (lanterns, braziers, wall torches and everything else that usually emit light also don't emit light)

[pale jungle]

Adds new item called glasses that allows you to barely see

[icy dew]

Make the counter that counts how many times players has failed in a dungeon to only count how many times Twitch-Bones has died in there

[icy dew]

Make it also count how many times a Skull container has been destroyed as well and how many times people used the Skeleton Key

[pale jungle]

pin shiv posts

[rustic moon]

https://tenor.com/view/panda-oh-no-covering-face-lose-not-again-gif-10777907

[open mulch]

Add a pin to the game labeled shiv posts in the game’s files.

[rustic moon]

Add a building that only shiv can access that opens the Shivposts thread and doesn’t allow you to close it until you’ve reacted to every one of them

[icy dew]

So I went into a random room as Shiv and this screen appeared and it looks like I cab talk in here

And then I needed to waste my eternity reacting everyone with

[icy dew]

Add this back to the game and make it intended
https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1290785158164910193

[rustic moon]

Canon no less

[icy dew]

Ghostwings: Variant of Slumberwings that can pass through walls like the Bat enemies from the first The Legend of Zelda game

[open mulch]

Add an enemy that randomly teleports around and shoots projectiles too quickly to reflect back.

Oh wait…

[coral vale]

Oof, the zorb critique

Bomb hazards that beep like they're going to explode, but never do

[rustic moon]

Randomly play the low health sound regardless of your health

[coral vale]

Lmao

[wicked oar]

Increase lit bomb fuse sound volume by 10000000x

[static flare]

Have a chance for bombs to not blow up completely until the player gets close by to check on the fuse. Then it suddenly goes off.

[wicked oar]

(rip people who fight the final boss of Blazedrill mining facility)

[bronze snow]

You know, when I was in high school, I wanted to make a game which had jumpscares which were always accompanied by one particular distinctive scare chord (so that you'd know they were Official Jumpscares), and it was randomly selected which ones would actually go off in a given playthrough. And one of the jumpscares actually was going to be "nothing happens, it just plays the scare chord, so you spend the next fifteen seconds trying to figure out what the jumpscare was"

[drowsy furnace]

lmfao

[bronze snow]

The castle theme: Kingdom Valley

[halcyon birch]

the castle theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6e6kuIIuP0

[subtle zodiac]

McLucky's

[icy dew]

Add Lucky's rival called Unlucky.

[subtle zodiac]

Qm basketball spinoff

[bronze snow]

Walucky.

[pale jungle]

add a chicken enemy and when you hit it it keeps spawning chicken enemies that peck you to death

[open mulch]

Add the water blight from Pikmin 2.

[rustic moon]

Add flowerblight Ganon

[bronze snow]

Hang on, lemme look that up real quick

Okay, yeah, that's awesome

[flint fulcrum]

Every time an update has been delayed, Julian should link this video in the Steam post once the update releases; https://youtu.be/zHL9GP_B30E?si=I0sFsjvsMT-JXw1m

[wicked oar]

Make the game free

[coral vale]

While in a Dungeon, remove the option to exit dungeons and return to desktop because quitting is for nerds

[wicked oar]

You can still quit the game by breaking your computer

[coral vale]

I'm open to suggestion on how to fix that issue.

[drowsy furnace]

install the virus that makes your computer immortal

[icy dew]

Allow us to increase or decrease the ammount of bytes so we can make a mod with a single pet but it costs 700 TB of your computer.

[icy dew]

Mimic chest (I'm shivposting twice just to bump this because it needs to be known): Identical to small chests and has a variant to be identical to Big Chests. When opened, instead of giving you an item, he will directly eat you and you die in a single hit.

[icy dew]

Big Mimic Chests should erase the character you used, too (so if you play as Lanze and got eaten by the Big Mimic then you lost him forever)

[wicked oar]

Make players can no longer throw their own bombs when using the bomb/remote bomb item

[open mulch]

Make an enemy that sneaks up behind you silently and explodes. The explosion deletes tiles so you have to go back and fill the space back in.

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-cruise-shades-cool-smug-cool-shades-gif-18677159

[rustic moon]

Sounds… creepy…

[bronze snow]

Oh god, you've unlocked a childhood memory

[wicked oar]

Add... Whatever this is

[quiet heron]

Add a variation to enemies and bosses that, while active, forces themselves and the player/s to move and act on a grid, Crypt of the Necrodancer style.

A disco ball with Lucky dancing on it descends whenever grid mode is active.

Non-variant enemies and bosses behave as normal while grid mode is active. Hi Lunarc!

[untold pier]

funny enough, you can kind of do this with a modded ring that sets your walk speed to 0. the player can only move by rolling. roll speed can be adjusted too

[untold pier]

doesn't do it for the enemy ofc, though I wonder how shadows would handle it

[latent ibex]

by the time this thread finally dies, I wonder how many messages it will have

maybe the sun will explode before that happens

[rustic moon]

I’m moreso curious how damn unhinged the Shivposts are gonna be down the road

They got pretty outta hand rather quickly

[latent ibex]

maybe by the year 2100, all shivposts will be have been added to the game

[rustic moon]

Nah

lol

[latent ibex]

maybe by 3025, people will make a religion based on the ancient shivpost thread

[latent ibex]

historians will discuss if crabs were ever added

[rustic moon]

There will be conspiracy theories about what the secret to everybody really was

And whether Shivposts really ever was pinned

[latent ibex]

they'll get the initial letter of every shivpost and decrypt it into the secret to immortality

[rustic moon]

Now we’re talking

[wicked oar]

Shivpost lore

Make it canon

[untold pier]

how long till the great project of the shivpost compilation mod pack (full game overhaul) begins

[wicked oar]

When 1.0 is released, it will start

[pale jungle]

Do we shut down shiv posts after the 1.0 release 😨

[wicked oar]

No, we continue

Shivpost never ends

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/scheming-evil-plan-evil-patrick-star-gif-5437636

[icy dew]

Add a hunger bar to the game

It will decrease over time and increases a bit depending on the food you ate. Black Forest Cake replenishes it.

You instanly die if the Hunger Bar depletes.

[open mulch]

Add my cat named Barrel to the game.

[stray bridge]

add my cat called appolo who is also a cat god

not irl tho

[icy dew]

Make every luck based features (like gimmicks or the Critical Ring) in March 17th requires 0.1% to get good odds

[icy dew]

Basically make Lucky's Locks have 0.1% of chance to win, Boo & Moo have 0.1% of chance to be spawned, and 0.1% of Critical Ring to work and one-shot enemies, all in March 17th

Why not? It's late St. Patrick's day!

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-pusheen-cat-pusheens-best-friend-pusheen-stormy-pusheen-st-patricks-day-gif-1686450847006221013

[amber jungle]

is that not already the boo spawn rate?

[icy dew]

What's the spawn rate of Boo & Moo again?

[open mulch]

Gotta be at least 4

[icy dew]

Then make all of theses luck-based chances to 0.0001%?

If still then idk make theses odds to π% I guess

[quiet heron]

Assist Mode. After you die a few times in a dungeon, Lucky appears and offers to beat the dungeon for you.

After he beats it, he deletes the dungeon because no one can surpass Lucky.

[icy dew]

Add this scene every time players pass through an invisible door or finds secrets.

[shrewd crystal]

That's just playing with any amount of lag

Add a feature where if you don't enter an unpublished dungeon's maker mode for 2 weeks it deletes the whole thing

And then runs a force empty of the recycle bin

[flint fulcrum]

Delay the update again.

[wicked oar]

Keep the update secret (don't release it)

[rustic moon]

Add Jestro to the QA team but don’t give him access to any early content. He receives the updates the same time as non QA members and is expected to work twice as fast to assure quality

Better yet, do that for the whole QA team

[wicked oar]

Give everyone QA role

[amber jungle]

A Hyoi pear equiveletn that makes you start playing as a seagull that can't interact with anything, can't die, and you can't go back to your own body

[bronze snow]

Add MissingNo.

[icy dew]

Eagle tag: Makes the camera to zoom out to reveal the whole floor layout of the dungeon instead of aiming at the player.

[rustic moon]

Oh god

Add the Graceful Goron minigame to castle town, and lock Dungeon creation behind getting a perfect score (I despise the Graceful Goron. Absolutely hate everything about it.)

[icy dew]

Golden Lunarc: Directly follows you at a high speed, and instead of using his scythe, he will chase you with his bare hands, without a cooldown to slash towards you. When he's triggered, he will never be deactivated. He can't take damage with Mirrors when they get released.

[untold pier]

nah nah, make it stay on top of the player always, and the only way to dodge the scythe swing is by rolling at the perfect time

[drowsy furnace]

wait what scarf???????

[untold pier]

scythe

[drowsy furnace]

oh

[untold pier]

probably auto correct lol

[shrewd crystal]

Add Ralsei themed Lunarc (uses a scarf instead of a scythe)

[static flare]

Turn QM into a typing game. The player has to type the name of each part before they can place it.

[rustic moon]

They also have to type the exact grid coordinates of the tile they want it placed on

[untold pier]

get excited for April 1st y'all, the one day when all feature requests are shivposts

[vague dew]

Replace Gustwind with the Bronze Dungeon/Slider's Labyrinth from the Aether mod. Falling into the sky causes you to land in Castle Town instead of respawning on solid ground, much like how you can fall out of the Aether into the Overworld

(Despite this being a shivpost I think it would be actually be a fun idea for a reskin when custom themes are added)

[wicked oar]

Make the castle theme look exactly like A link between world's Hyrule Castle

[icy dew]

Make the game be realistic.

• Any fictional and surreal items and enemies will not exist anymore.
• It also includes rings and pets.
• Every dungeon will always have a One-hit, Permadeath, and Friendly Fire tag, so in a single hit you die, you can kill others, and you will permamently die if you die.
• Remove coffins, their behavior is fictional.
• If you die with a character then it will not exist anymore. For example if you die as Lanze then you cannot play woth Lanze anymore.
• Winged and Invisible property won't exist anymore. Any other surreal or fictional property won't also exist
• And more chages which makes sense irl

[wicked oar]

Me when every single enemy in every single level are just normal slumberwings and slinks

Also make it so that standing close to lava kills you because of the toxic fumes and heat it produce

[rustic moon]

Make Julian make the big reports and expect us to fix them

[open mulch]

Julian breaks a random line of code and if we fix it, we earn chairs.

[drowsy furnace]

PLEASE

-ahem.

[open mulch]

Add a bridge keeper on every bridge that asks you three questions which if you answer incorrectly you get cast to the lower floor below.

[icy dew]

Make this conversation #🗡│player-chat message turn into reality to the game

[drowsy furnace]

the questions are all "What number am i thinking of..?" which can be any number, integer or not, between 1 and 10

[open mulch]

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What… is the capital of Assyria?

[icy dew]

What is the exact value of 2^1/2?

[drowsy furnace]

yes

[icy dew]

Oh wait even better

What is the exact value of π?

[pale jungle]

What is Obama's last name

[drowsy furnace]

obama

[pale jungle]

Nah that's his first name

[amber jungle]

Generally requiring the player to enter something specific in a typing box is a Shiv post og it's own

[drowsy furnace]

incorrect

[pale jungle]

Nah it is

Someone clearly doesn't get the joke

[drowsy furnace]

i get it

not funny, just wrong

not in the mood

[pale jungle]

That's the thing it's not supposed to be right

It's a joke

And it is funny

[drowsy furnace]

"joke"="false statement with no punchline"

it has to be incorrect in a funny way, or just correct in a funny way

the "joke" here is just saying smth that's blatently wrong

[pale jungle]

Jokes are anything funny in this day and age

Your just upset your humor isn't broken like mine

For example a meme is a type of joke but sometimes they don't even have a punchline

Anyways add sans Undertale to the game

[drowsy furnace]

not upset

and there's a way to do a joke without a punchline. but it requires insanity/ridiculous things

ie

[pale jungle]

I'm already insane

[drowsy furnace]

for example

but the false statement on its own is not enough imo

[pale jungle]

The whole what is Obama's last name is a pretty long lasting meme

It's not new

[drowsy furnace]

im done with this convo tbh

bye

[wicked oar]

Make every single enemy apply all status effects (including shocked) at once towards the player

[robust drum]

Make it so that there is a small chance that rain will become hostile and attack the player

[icy dew]

When you get shocked, make it so you turn into a real knight, which makes you too heavy to jump and the damage is halfed.

[icy dew]

The only way to stop being a knight is to slide down a slope then hit on the wall. Things that QM don't have at the moment

[vague dew]

Or be blessed by a priest, which we also lack

[coral vale]

Don't add electricity based puzzles. We are in a medieval setting so it would be emersion breaking if we need to turn on a light bulb or something

[pale jungle]

We had a debate about immersion today too

[coral vale]

Where??

[untold pier]

lightbulbs are already in the game

maybe you didn't notice

[coral vale]

Remove lightbulbs

[untold pier]

lmfao

[rustic moon]

Remove light

This is Lunarcs game now

Better start running b*tches

[winged terrace]

Ok the “this is Lunarc’s game now” makes me wonder if we’ll get a final boss esque enemy. Like what will be the final boss of the campaign? Will it be Lunarc or someone else? Idk just some fun thoughts

Also add Brazil

[untold pier]

final boss is Big Clone

[winged terrace]

LLAANNZZEE

Actually that would just be wide Lanze

Wide Lanze, Jav, and Shiv should be added

[ocean talon]

Let crabs be invisible. Then we can put Invincible Invisible Crabs when we put an invisible torch above its head.

[shrewd crystal]

Add the ghetto as a zone

make an enemy that you can only kill by throwing into a wall like jalhalla

[shrewd crystal]

Toaster hazard: It drops from the ceiling and electrifies all water and shallow water connected to its tile

[icy dew]

Add a special gamemode where you must beat ALL of the dungeons in the board (and I mean ALL of them) while Lunarc is chasing you.

If you die in this gamemode then you must start all over again

[wicked oar]

Buff lunarc, he's too weak
Make him move at mach 11 speed, swings instantly, can teleport, deal contact damage, ignore Iframes, clone himself, and make all nearby enemies invincible

[ocean talon]

Too easy, make him crash your game when he just spawns.

[wicked oar]

Make him blow up the nearest nuclear reactor around you IRL as well

Make him also exist IRL and actually unkillable

[shrewd crystal]

Honorary Shiv-post

[icy dew]

Lamb Ring: For every step you get zapped, and getting hir by an eletric projectile or something with an eletric property will one-shot you.

[static flare]

Getting shocked in game should shock your PC too

[wicked oar]

Make all electrocution effects have chain lightning. The chain lightning hits not just everything near the electrocuted target, but also the player IRL

[bronze snow]

Now that we have Elementals, add Anti-Fairies. They turn Lanze and Javelyn into Shiv.

[subtle zodiac]

Shiv either isn't affected or becomes Lucky

[bronze snow]

I like the way you think!

[shrewd crystal]

Add the blue screen hazard: touching it blue screens your computer

Make heat damage overheat your pc

[amber jungle]

Genderbend Zorbius, don't even mention that you did. just wait to see how long until people notice

[wide prawn]

Fire me and finish the game only using AI

[wide prawn]

A new final boss

[untold pier]

what gender is Zorbius

[wicked oar]

Zorbius gender

[bronze snow]

Genderbent version: Brozius gender

[hoary maple]

genderbend Zorbius, but refuse to elaborate what gender they were before and after

just a patch note that says "swapped Zorbius' gender"

[bronze snow]

Perfect.

[wicked oar]

Masochist dungeon tag: players heal whenever they get hit

[tacit temple]

-# The real shivpost there is the existence of patch notes

[wicked oar]

Make the new theme have actual thunder that has the same sound frequency as real life thunder

[untold pier]

why not just say "make everyone deaf"

[wicked oar]

because that's a strong word, Mrs. Danielle

[untold pier]

oh I know :p

[shrewd crystal]

Add a permadeth status condition: if you have it when you die it kicks you out of the level and doesn't let you reenter it with that chatacter

[hoary maple]

dont let your memes be dreams

[untold pier]

hahaha

[shrewd crystal]

We have those

[untold pier]

I guess we can add global warming then

[shrewd crystal]

Add the light mechanics

Give everyone the experience of that one bad reviewer

[wicked oar]

When light mechanics are implemented, allow us to place an actual sun with the same light intensity as the sun IRL

[ocean talon]

let us place the angry sun from Mario.

[winged terrace]

what bad reviewer?

[bronze snow]

Inspired by https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1295574408361934848 - bigger Shield Coins, worth multiple.

[drowsy furnace]

#💬│news-discussion message

[wicked oar]

Make players move slower the more items they have (shields, sailcloth, feather, sword, branch, all tools, etc.)

[tacit temple]

Make every irl black forest cake purchase come with a code to redeem a full heal inside any dungeon

[winged terrace]

Black Forest cake amiibo that you tap for a full heal

[ocean talon]

We need a Black Cake mob enemy that throws cake at the player. This cake is a lie so it deals 10 hearts of damage instead of healing that much.

[ocean talon]

We should effects for enemies: add Javium (x0.5 stats), Shivium (x1.5 stats), and Lanzium (×2.5 stats) for the 3 characters. The higher the stats, the better the character.

Brozium (x20)

[drowsy furnace]

nahh wtf did jav do

[icy dew]

Swap Lanze's and Shiv's hand colors.

This is the reason

[subtle zodiac]

Add fake dungeons that kill the real life player upon trying to play them

[coral vale]

-Lunarc

[icy dew]

Anti-crime tag: Killing an enemy, opening a chest (robbery), using the curse emoticon in front of an enemy, and any others actions which technically breaks the laws will make the FBI smash a random door in the room you're on and swarms you to death.

[shrewd crystal]

Minority mode: the excact same thing but you don't have to do anything first it just happens randomly

[subtle zodiac]

#💬│news-discussion message Remove the community

[icy dew]

#🤖│mod-chat message
Replace Julian with ChatGPT and let it code the updates from now on.

[drowsy furnace]

that would be weird

julian's already a more advanced ai than chatgpt

[shrewd crystal]

GPT is all A, Julian is all I

[flint fulcrum]

Add this to Quest Master.

[errant field]

☠️

[wicked oar]

Randomize the name of all characters, pets, dungeon parts, etc. Every time you load the game (this includes the title screen).

[vague dew]

||FLEENTSTOHNS??? NOO...||

Make blade traps hitscan, similar to the Geometry Dash spider. Once you cross their LoS they instantly warp to the nearest wall and impact everything in their path

[untold pier]

this is kinda possible

since you can make blade traps into a tripwire, you can have it set off a series of mines across its whole path as soon as it activates

[vague dew]

Huh, neat

[subtle zodiac]

Add the heat visor from Metroid prime

[icy dew]

Make all the players don't have the RPG physics. Instead, they will have platform physics.

So they will always hug the bottom wall, their movement is with arrow keys, when pressing space or jump button then move up for some second then go back hugging, etc. The enemies and the others objects are not affected.

[vague dew]

GAMESTAR MECHANIC REFERENCED

[icy dew]

Wdym?

[vague dew]

It's this online game thing that's meant to teach game design principles to kids. During the main "campaign" it outright does this (and the reverse case, topdown player character in a level with a layout and enemies designed for a platformer) specifically to show the problems it would cause

[icy dew]

Oh

It was an accidental reference lol

[vague dew]

Said campaign is pretty goofy btw. At one point early on a guy puts on mega man's helmet (I do not remember the significance of this outside of being a reference) while putting himself and his student on a seesaw to very literally demonstrate the concept of balancing

[gleaming osprey]

Make the music volume scale with the quantity of jukeboxes in a room, with no upper limit

[subtle zodiac]

Each person who downloads the game has to wait the same amount of time for features to be added as the people who got it in early access

[rustic moon]

Dear God

[coral vale]

Golden Lunarc kills you and your fairy

[wicked oar]

Make phonograph play a random royalty free music instead of playing any song the creator wants to play

[quiet heron]

Zorbius' gender is Zorbius and the pronouns are tele/port

Also add goose honk to jukebox

Change the ingame title of each song to Darude Sandstorm.

[shrewd crystal]

Add Coconut cannon from PvZ2

[wicked oar]

Add Plant food from PvZ2

The player can't breathe IRL while submerged in water.

[subtle zodiac]

Player moves comically slow in the water

[wicked oar]

Make everyone have Thalassophobia, which makes them immediately jump back to land when swimming with flippers and make water instakill them

[shrewd crystal]

D&D barbarian mode, which prevents you from solving puzzles because “your character doesn’t have the intellect or wisdom to do that”

[winged terrace]

Grand dad. Fleentstones?

I hope someone here listens to siivagunner

I know it’s a vine sauce bit but still

Honestly we need to get some siivagunner rips for QM

[icy dew]

Add Tarrs from Slime Rancher
When a big slime jumps onto a slime with a different property/variant from him, they will merge together into a Tarr.

They will aggresively jump around, and if one hits a slime, this same slime will turn into Tarr too.

The only way to kill one is sending him into a pool of water, and that's the only way. Lava/poison/acid and others types of liquid hazards will just respawn him.

[icy dew]

They will also one-shot the player, too

[flint fulcrum]

I do! 🤚

[winged terrace]

Ayy another high quality rip enjoyer

[icy dew]

Replace the Mirror Shield with the Uno Reverse Card

And replace the normal shield with the Uno Block Card.

[subtle zodiac]

Replace the sword with the plus two card

And the stick with plus four

[wicked oar]

Make slumberwings never wake up

[shrewd crystal]

Replace @trail crow with alive

[obsidian pewter]

make lunearc waiting for you to kill you once you gonna enter in the castle town xP

[icy dew]

Add this to the game and make it default
#🤖│mod-chat message

[shrewd crystal]

Add in-dungeon monetisation, where the dungeon maker can link their PayPal and force players to shell out to buy items and door access

[stray bridge]

add D&D stats. you have to complete 91848127847287381273821787 dungens to get one skill point but you start as a absalute idoit who just moves randomley and can't even attack and the the goal need to be intaracked to win. therefore for the first year you play questmaster you have to wait for your idoit charecter to finish the dungen, but at the start you can't use the quest board cos your too dumb so you have to play the campain which is hard and half of the levels are impossable. and you can't make your own dungens unless your iq stat is at least 1000. this is shown nowhere in the game but you can press  (on the num pad 01679)

to disable this

cumaty shareing is disabled untill your iq is 184827364364276374623746235462735473625746325736452763452736456323547263546723546235426735427365426734527364523654263

and remove the discord untill all your stats are max (999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999)

oh no

[shrewd crystal]

Add a ranking system

Want to play good dungeons?

Womp womp make one first

[stray bridge]

thats good tho

[wicked oar]

Restrict new players from making dungeons out of things that were added after the demo until 3 of their dungeons gets into the daily board.

[stray bridge]

omg

[coral vale]

Pixelphobia setting were it smoothes out all of the pixels hard edges to smooth round corners instead.

[shrewd crystal]

I meant you have to make a good dungeon first

On quality with the dungeon you’re playing

[icy dew]

Add a DLC to the game and move the whole maker mode to it. The DLC costs 99 dollars.

[shrewd crystal]

Convince EA, Ubisoft, and Unity to sponsor this game

[errant field]

Make a sequel to Quest Master that's also a prequel to Quest Master and in no way canon to Quest Master. And hire Toby Fox for the music.

[icy dew]

Add the cylinder from Cuphead's tutorial to the game

He will only appear in the game's tutorial

Oh wait, even better

Make the Quest Master's tutorial the same way as Cuphead, and make players have a experience of that one reporter who played cuphead in the tutorial

[wicked oar]

Make this but remove the first block

[wicked oar]

When the full game is released, add the final boss in the tutorial

[glad ingot]

when full game is released add final boss in the steam store

(you have to fight it to get the game)

[pale jungle]

the 4500th message here

[wicked oar]

Getting close to 5000

[glad ingot]

that means it has to come true

[vague dew]

Double Shivposts and give it to the next person

[errant field]

Quest Master: The Movie!
Staring Danny Devito as Lanze
Music by Koji Kondo
Directed by Quinton Tarantino.

[pale jungle]

to celebrate we need to listen to this

https://youtu.be/R6yW3CL6-Xk?si=csN4qzDor5h4O2BL

[vague dew]

Add the thermal grenades from Cobalt. The colossal blast can travel through doorways, bounce behind cover, and deals enough damage to one-shot the player.

[timber kernel]

Cobalt mentioned?

[vague dew]

Cobalt indeed mentioned

[quiet heron]

Add Sword Coins to the town.

As a treat.

[wicked oar]

Make opening coffins kills the player who opens it instead of reviving a dead player

[untold pier]

so, add the explosive property to them 👀

[wicked oar]

Not instant kill

Make the coffin pulls the player inside them and trap them in there forever

[icy dew]

Make the coffins only remove the ghost transformation of the ghost players

Which we lack of this transformation at the moment

[untold pier]

... so an iron maiden? coffin mimic time

[shrewd crystal]

Replace the swords with gunchucks

[quiet heron]

Replace the gunchucks with swordchucks, yo

[icy dew]

Add Lanze-chan over Lanze. Why not?

[vague dew]

Add the bucket nunchaku from the Minecraft movie

[subtle zodiac]

Shiv

[bronze snow]

Post

[pale jungle]

Shivpost

[untold pier]

add buffs to the game

wait that's not a shivpost

[icy dew]

Make buffs be too exaggeratedly OP

Make the strength buff one shot enemies for example

[untold pier]

remove 1 pixel of distance from the sword's attack range each week and see how long it takes people to notice

[icy dew]

Remove bumpers and see how long it takes people to notice

[tacit temple]

Remove Lanze and see how long it takes people to notice

[untold pier]

Remove Shiv and.. oh people noticed immediately

[icy dew]

Remove Master Vu and see how long it takes people to notice

[untold pier]

Remove shivposts

[icy dew]

Remove Quest Master

[icy dew]

(This is all a joke)

[tacit temple]

Remove every npc except Ran, Boo and Lucky and see how long it takes people to notice

Actually, remove Boo from the game but keep the sign from when she's not in town

[untold pier]

noooooo

make Boo a playable character

WAIT. MAKE A BOO MERCHANT FOR DUNGEON SHOPS. WHAT ARE WE DOING

[glad ingot]

what are YOU doing

Moo is a better salesmen

[bronze snow]

I like the way you think, you're hired!

[glad ingot]

she was already hired

[bronze snow]

that's the joke

[untold pier]

does it count as being hired if I'm a volunteer

[glad ingot]

yes

[ocean talon]

Make Javelin, Javelynn, Java... girl canon.

[untold pier]

[halcyon birch]

make the guard on the title screen that says Join our Discord channel! into an in-game npc that does the exact same thing

[icy dew]

Add theses types of puzzles to the game
#💬│news-discussion message

Glitch everyone's head

[wicked oar]

Add a random chance of being struck by lightning and instantly die in Thundervolt Bastion

[ocean talon]

Add Fire/Electric/Gold layer to the entire dungeon.

[icy dew]

This again because why not

[winged terrace]

ok in all seriousness, we should have a vote or something to add a few of these in an april fools update

I mean it's coming soon

[ocean talon]

Only april fools update we need is making Jav canon to the plot

[wicked oar]

@untold pier what do you think about this? :XD:

[icy dew]

Add the Slime King boss from Terraria. While not avaliable in the editor, there's a random chance in any room in the dungeon where there will be a slime rain, spawning him.

In the slime rain a lot of slimes with any property and any variant (even with the legacy ones) will spawn in, too

[untold pier]

it's either funny that spiderman thinks Jav isn't plot-relevant, or sad that he keeps pretending 😔

[tacit temple]

Make all metal logs in the dojo challenge electrified

[wicked oar]

Advanced mode dojo

Expert mode dojo idea: Lunarc

[tardy slate]

honestly a new unfair dojo difficulty could legit be a good April fools joke

[icy dew]

Make the whole Quest Master a visual novel game

And make it also be purchased as a book

[quiet heron]

The world is not ready for dateable Lucky.

[icy dew]

Add a shotgun to the game. Picking it up will have a random chance for a terminal appear and start counting down. If it reaches to 0 then you must start all over again.

[vague dew]

The shotgun is randomly loaded with a selection of blanks and buckshot

[flint fulcrum]

TRUE!

[winged terrace]

Alright Julian. You got some reading to do

[wicked oar]

Quest Master ASMR when?

[wicked oar]

Add a pet named Javelynn

[amber jungle]

Would you Like if I updated my Lanze pet to include Jav and Shiv?

[wicked oar]

Yea sure

[glad ingot]

comfirmed

it is in the game files

[wicked oar]

Kill Lanze and Shiv, Lucky is now the main character

[wide prawn]

Delete Julian and make @tacit temple the new CEO

[tacit temple]

I shall add all the features I ever requested and then retire immediately after

[untold pier]

you didn't know? Asgrid's been the CEO the whole time, pulling the strings behind the scenes

[glad ingot]

ping him for teh fun of it

[rustic moon]

Why did the cat’s mouth close? This is disorienting lmao

[rustic moon]

For April fools, hit the Shivposts thread with the “Accepted” tag and never elaborate

[vague dew]

Nah. Implemented tag

[rustic moon]

Damn bro, why you gotta one up me like that lol

[untold pier]

it's so cute

[rustic moon]

It is tho

[untold pier]

so what does SHIV stand for?

[rustic moon]

Uuuuuhhhhh

Shiv
Has
Immeasurable
Value

[open mulch]

Checks out.

[rustic moon]

If I had server specific pfps I would definitely make mine Shiv here, but I want to spread this ridiculous picture of a husky

Hang on, lemme do something

[untold pier]

oh no

I'm suddenly very afraid

[rustic moon]

Naaaah I’m just asking the Shivposters a question

[untold pier]

thought you were gonna draw Shiv looking like that dog

[rustic moon]

I literally thought about doing that lmao

[untold pier]

honestly I'll say something that may be hard to hear

shivpost quality has declined

[rustic moon]

It has indeed

[untold pier]

I am often disappointed when I check this thread

[rustic moon]

There were some good ones early on

[untold pier]

and it's everyone's fault but mine. that or it's only my fault, I can't tell

[rustic moon]

I still think my “Add more number signs” holds up as one of the most pure Shivposts

[tacit temple]

Well hey there's only so much you can do after 4k messages

[rustic moon]

I mean, yeah

That’s kinda why I got less active in this thread

[tacit temple]

That was peak shivpost ngl

[untold pier]

actual comedy

we need to slowmode the thread so everyone can cook their shivposts more

[rustic moon]

To think this nonsense started because of Victoonix’s crab shtick

[icy dew]

Make the April Fools event permament

[rustic moon]

I miss this lol

Wait a damn minute

Did Shivposts have a birthday yet?

I lost track of time

[tacit temple]

In May probably?

[rustic moon]

9/3/2024

[tacit temple]

Soon™️

[icy dew]

This (in the image) but it's Mr. Krabs

[tacit temple]

Holy

[icy dew]

Basically add Mr. Krabs to the game. For every day he will appear and steals the pet you're using or a ring you're wearing and sells it for money

[rustic moon]

Istg your pfp looks like I have food and the cat wants a bite

Just like “can has?”

[tacit temple]

LMAO it does

[drowsy furnace]

i have notifs on for this entire server

[rustic moon]

That's crazy

[untold pier]

what counts at notifs

[drowsy furnace]

not muted, which i check rather commonly

i dont get pinged for every message 💀

[tacit temple]

Thank you for the clarification 💀

[untold pier]

oh I don't have the red dot on, but I do have the white dot for new messages in each channel. and I mute channels I don't care about on a case-by-case basis

for this server I have most of the off-topic channels muted, and the new-dungeons and new-users channels

and #🐸│memes

though I do check it once in a while and find some funny stuff

[drowsy furnace]

yeah i have everything but #🐶│pets and #🍕│food in off-topic muted

oh and the new-xxxx channels

but nothing else

[untold pier]

wow same mutes

[wide prawn]

I have everything muted. I don't need notifications, I just feel it

[stray bridge]

i did smth to my profile pic lol

april fools

anyway

[rustic moon]

YOU did something to YOUR pfp? Am dawg over here

[stray bridge]

whaaaaaaaaa

wdym

[rustic moon]

Am dawg

[stray bridge]

i mean

you are a dog

but why does that have anything to with mine? (of course, i dont mean in irl you are a dog)

[rustic moon]

It doesn’t. Just pointing out we both changed our pfps, and mine is particularly silly

[stray bridge]

okay

[rustic moon]

Holy jambalaya, it’s tomorrow now

[stray bridge]

fair enaghe

can't spell still lol

[rustic moon]

Been there

[stray bridge]

same

[untold pier]

you're still S.H.I.V.

[rustic moon]

Whoops

Much better

Well

Eventually

[wicked oar]

Add Shiv

[flint fulcrum]

Add Silksong to the game now that it's releasing this year.

[wicked oar]

Wdym, silksong is already released almost 3 years ago

[flint fulcrum]

True.

[rustic moon]

Give https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1297321003923279965 a “🚫 Rejected” tag

[icy dew]

Add a chance to a gigantic tornado appear and suck in you and launch you to very very far away

[icy dew]

The place you will go is just a flat place with nothing and you will stay in there for the rest of the game

It don't have a house to switch characters, a wardrobe, a maker mode, and not even a dungeon board

[tacit temple]

Add an extremely detailed house to castle town that serves no purpose at all.

When you interact with the door it says "There's nobody home, you should come back later".

[icy dew]

Remove the Player.log and Player-prev.log

Now poeple must need to find their issue on their mods on their own

[glad ingot]

bro copyed me

[rustic moon]

Actually I considered doing this far before you added Quality Frog to your name

Just never got around to it

[glad ingot]

lies

[pale jungle]

now ill copy you both

https://tenor.com/view/dog-smile-shyboos-smile-gif-24233810

[glad ingot]

ᵯṛᗫ𝖊ᵯθ𝝶 | ᗫ𝖊ᵯθ𝝶ᵯṛ

[pale jungle]

fuck its too long

[glad ingot]

imagine lolol

[pale jungle]

AHAHA

i did it

[glad ingot]

change that to dum bass

https://tenor.com/view/bass-gif-15932826574886938425

keep it clean

https://tenor.com/view/fish-head-cut-knife-gif-21320206

[wicked oar]

Add Evil Julian, he makes evil updates, which remove content instead of adding content and add bugs instead of fixing them.

[pale jungle]

thats just thomas we already have him

[icy dew]

Add Evil Thomas to the game. He will do the opposite of Thomas

[pale jungle]

thats just julian

[icy dew]

Lmfao was it just me or did Shivposts is now using the QOL tag?

[hoary maple]

no, but we're implemented

oh we do have qol too

[untold pier]

QoL? the OP isn't even pinned so mobile users can jump to it

how am I supposed to view the tags and reacts

[icy dew]

LMFAO

Today's the day

Because of that new rule: Keep counting even after an update. Ignore this rule after the month of April or Julian adds in one of the Shivposts to the game temporarily.
In my counting thread

I guess we can now just ignore the rule LMAO

[rustic moon]

no way

How could they?

[glad ingot]

by doing it

[pale jungle]

Nah we gotta protest

[glad ingot]

make the 5000th post make shivpost comfirmed

[icy dew]

Re-confirm Shivposts and actually implement some of the shivpists we have made.

[rustic moon]

Hang on I’m boutta big brain this

Don’t add mirrors in the next update

-# now since this is rejected they have no choice-

[glad ingot]

don't make QM these prices

and charge S.I.L. double

[untold pier]

lmao I love that this is rejected now. it always was, in spirit.

[flint fulcrum]

My god... 💀

[wicked oar]

Make update 1.0 come to reality

[glad ingot]

don't ignore @wicked oar

[wicked oar]

🕳️

[open mulch]

Make a deal with Julian. 1000+ positive reviews and he unrejects shiv posts.

[glad ingot]

ima make 10T

[untold pier]

lol the bar is just unrejection

not even acceptance

[open mulch]

Baby steps

[ocean talon]

Make a deal with Julian. 1000+ positive reviews and Jav becomes canon.

[icy dew]

Make a deal with Julian. 1000+ positive reviews and implement all of the shivposts in this thread to the game.

[rustic moon]

B R U H

lmao

[ocean talon]

I'm the only one who voted.

honestly, I didn't read the other 2. I just picked yes.

[wicked oar]

Don't remove maker mode, everyone loves it. We will be sadge if it gets removed

[icy dew]

Remove Maker Mode

[wide prawn]

Leave Maker Mode but you can't upload any dungeons

[pale jungle]

Mabel is that you?

[icy dew]

Make Jav only playable if you beat the campaign. Which we lack at the moment

[icy dew]

The final boss has kindnapped her

[stray bridge]

make every charecter locked behind the campain meanwhile you play as a ant that can only go into craked doors and gets smaked by the old man in the dungen maker house the ant cannot attack or get items or use chests or intaract with anything, so the campains impossable anyway

[subtle zodiac]

Wrong answer chumps

[untold pier]

get better at shivposting

not our job to get you to win us over 😤

[icy dew]

Add the King from Chess to the game

If he dies then you get checkmated and die. He moves randomly in 1 tile at any direction every second and the enemies treats him as a player.

[untold pier]

#1349932585077309532 reminds me of this

plus my training dummy suggestion

[subtle zodiac]

Each time you open the game you must sign into your QM account. Shiv requires a 5$ per month subscription service.

Shiv is the only benefit of the subscription

[halcyon birch]

worth it

[untold pier]

guess I'm done updating the game. I'll be on April Fool's mode forever

just gonna leave it open

[quiet heron]

Create Quest Master 2. It will feature a button to open ShivChat, a joystick mode to make levels oldschool style and you can buy physical Lucky rings to unlock them ingame.

[rustic moon]

Remove mouse and keyboard support

[open mulch]

Remove your mouse. Specifically yours.

[rustic moon]

Nah, not my epic gamer mouse

[wicked oar]

Make Quest master a console exclusive game in the virtual boy

[vague dew]

Add https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4 to all the loading screens

[glad ingot]

make S.I.L. be S.H.I.V. in this server

[icy dew]

Add the Waluigi Launcher as a projectile

[amber jungle]

If we can make custom textures for mod weapon projectiles I will make one

[quiet heron]

https://youtu.be/WLJKTzAY9Yw?t=8

Add this whenever you open a chest.

[wicked oar]

Make every day April Fools day

[pale jungle]

Make April smarts night

[untold pier]

oh shiv

I didn't plan for this

[vague dew]

Oh amer is dead dead

Bad for ica. Bad for ica

[untold pier]

omg

actually using a person's joke pronouns to refer to them. genius

[ocean talon]

😆

[icy dew]

Allow us to press C to taunt

Holding the taunt button will make us brakdance

[ocean talon]

[glad ingot]

real request

[icy dew]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-peppino-breakdance-pizza-tower-gif-27562340

Didn't know this was a real reques les gooo

[icy dew]

Lock all of the objects avaliable in the Demo in the demo version

Now demo players cannot make their own dungeons anymore

[wicked oar]

Make the frozen status effect only wear off if the target gets burned

[winged terrace]

No, make it so that any object available in the demo is only available in the demo. We can’t use the same elements. They have floor tiles but we have more themes

[rustic moon]

Make it so we have to unlock the other characters Smash bros style. Randomly after completing a Dungeon, you’ll have to fight one of them, and if you win, you’ll unlock them.

[icy dew]

I have a better idea for this

Also make every single object part require to be unlocked like in this way too

[winged terrace]

How are you gonna fight a floor tile

[rustic moon]

Goated response

[subtle zodiac]

Add flint and steel

[winged terrace]

Flint and steel! Flint and steel! Flint and steel! Flint and steel! Chicken Jockey! Chicken Jockey! Chicken Jockey! Chicken Jockey!

[subtle zodiac]

I... Am Shiv.

[wicked oar]

I... Am Shtiv

[stray bridge]

i... am dead (not @trail crow )

[vague dew]

Add General Chungus. When he appears on screen a dialogue box opens for him to say "I will unalive you, [steam username]."

[pale jungle]

I... Am steve

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-minecraft-a-minecraft-movie-jack-black-i-am-steve-gif-13691645871022200802

Add Jack Black Steve into the game

[icy dew]

Make the sun fall down in 1 hour to the castle town. If it do, then it will destroy the whole game forever. This timer is persistent and won't reset when loading a dungeon or anything else.

[errant field]

I am actually going to watch this today. I am too curious to wait for it to come out on streaming services.

[pale jungle]

im watching it this week

coming up

[subtle zodiac]

It's not as bad as the trailers

[errant field]

With movies like this, I never judge off of trailers or critic reviews. Heck, period with the reviews. I wait to form my own opinion.

[pale jungle]

I don't plan for it to be good I plan on it being funny lol

They clearly didn't take themselves seriously

It's not a serious movie

[errant field]

All the better. And probably why critics hate it. They tend to hate silly, not serious movies.

[icy dew]

Have a 50% of chance in the dark rooms where there will be a random monster from Repo to appear. The music will always be silent in those rooms, too.

[errant field]

Reject Julian and replace him with me.

[pale jungle]

Don't you mean fire?

[errant field]

Yes, but also no.

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-meme-wait-a-minute-gif-14484132

[stray bridge]

and have a player charecter from repo in those rooms that always dies in the funnyist ways

[subtle zodiac]

Every 30 minutes your player will bust into song, after 30 seconds of singing gameplay resumes as if nothing has happened.

[stray bridge]

and the singing will spawn a fully invis lenarac in all rooms

[drowsy furnace]

the singing locks you into a rhythm game

lunarc kills you if you mess up too many times

[pale jungle]

once again im asking for julian to unreject shiv posts

[bronze snow]

Add the ability to talk to whatever pet is following you! It can give context-sensitive hints and whatnot. You have to specify how it talks to you in the pet's YAML file.

[stray bridge]

it sometime swears

[bronze snow]

That's an implementation detail.

[stray bridge]

哈里发偶发他和timeitignorestheimplementation detail.

(half of the time it ignores the implementation so its a shiv post)

[icy dew]

Bring back the old title screen to the game

[stray bridge]

What did it look like?

[icy dew]

Looked like this

[errant field]

Make the Honda Odyssey from Deadpool and Wolverine a boss. It cannot be killed and will one shot you.

[stray bridge]

oh god

[open mulch]

Add a feature that removes my lower back pain.

[pale jungle]

add a feature that removes my suffering

[open mulch]

Those don’t even got the same letters in it 💀

[errant field]

Add the infinity gauntlet to the game, and allow me to dust Lucky and his smug ass.

[subtle zodiac]

Make Lucky the final boss

[errant field]

Have Lucky be murdered just before Version 1.0, and have Boo be responsible.

Add MoistCr1ticle as a boss. He simply calls you a goober and instakills.

Add in a game mode that removes all vowels from dialogue, and typing one sends the FBI, CIA and Secret Service to your house.

[rustic moon]

Add Nemesis from Resident Evil. He randomly breaks through any cracked walls in Dungeons and chases after you with a rocket launcher

[vague dew]

Note that this does not happen in Moonlight Brambles, because it's night time and he's too busy looking up at the S.T.A.R.S. to attack you

[rustic moon]

Bro is just completely checked out.

“StaAAaAaaAAaaAaAaAAaaARssSSs…”

[shrewd crystal]

Add Hill Zone from Sonic.Exe

[icy dew]

Move the 2 guards which is blocking the Castle Aetheria's entrance to the Dungeon board. You cannot play the dungeons from others unless the singleplayer campaign gets released.

[subtle zodiac]

Do the same for the discord button

[stray bridge]

oh no

[rustic moon]

I feel like the campaign is gonna need some spicing up.

Add a bunch of SAW Traps in random Dungeons throughout the campaign

[untold pier]

no nightmares for me please

[tacit temple]

Add a 1% chance for a potato wright pet to replace its intended dialogue with "Nah" each time you interact with it

[rustic moon]

Now we’re talking

[rustic moon]

Give us Undertale action options when encountering bosses

I wanna flirt with Zorbius

[halcyon birch]

give all npc's voice-acted dialogue, lucky will be voiced by markiplier

[rustic moon]

Gonna find a damn self defense wallet in one of the chests

[ocean talon]

we need to add "The Visitor" from Look Outside to QM.

[untold pier]

the what

[icy dew]

Add Mr. Hippo from Ultimate Custom Night to the game as an enemy. Dying by him will force you to read his very, very, very, VERY long dialogue just like his dialogues from UCN.

While he's talking, you can't open the menu at all. When quitting in another way like alt + F4 will make him continue his dialogue the next time you go back to the game.

[untold pier]

make Lucky's Locks lock you in until you unlock a locked box

[rustic moon]

The locked box is locked up in a temple underneath a lock of water

[icy dew]

Nah nah, make lucky lock you forever and he will only let you go if you got all of the items from him.

[untold pier]

nah

[open mulch]

This would actually be a good idea to stop people from wasting their key be leaving.

[untold pier]

ah shiv

I made a real request again

[ocean talon]

Add 3 "Mini Hero" pets that look like tiny versions of Lanze, Girl, and Shiv.

https://tenor.com/view/react-this-person-react-skull-skull-emoji-cool-skeleton-gif-12613708901805713425

[untold pier]

Lucky locks you in Lucky's Locks with a box of rocks while he talks shop and chops a lock of from your mop

[rustic moon]

That’s a lot of of talk that rhymes with lock

[untold pier]

chock it up to my motivational block

[amber jungle]

I made fullsize pets of them

[open mulch]

Honestly playersize pet versions of the characters would be so funny.

[amber jungle]

they exist on the workshop

[glad ingot]

no

no

no

no

no

[icy dew]

Make the character say no for every Curse emoticon you use

[glad ingot]

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

no

[wicked oar]

Remove the word "No" from the dictionary

[glad ingot]

nope

nope

nope

nope

nope

nope

nope

nope

nope

[pale jungle]

stop spamming

[subtle zodiac]

Nah

[glad ingot]

naw

naw

n a w

[stray bridge]

put a mask on frogmans keyboard so he can't type spam

[wicked oar]

Make frogs extinct

[ocean talon]

Make Jav not extinct

[wicked oar]

Jav players unite!

[amber jungle]

Fellow Javs I've found you

[pale jungle]

I will make jav players vanish like the wind

There is no such thing as jav in atheria

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-the-last-airbender-gif-5253984031697501451

[glad ingot]

S P A M

S

P

A

[pale jungle]

e

[glad ingot]

M

[pale jungle]

spaem

[glad ingot]

Spam 🙂

[pale jungle]

nah

spaem

[glad ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/spam-gif-10811817447080815426

^

^

[winged terrace]

Make the game less fun

[pale jungle]

thats called burnout

[winged terrace]

“Quest master isn’t fun anymore”

[open mulch]

Remove burnout

[winged terrace]

Btw that’s not my genuine opinion

[pale jungle]

minecraft ahh video title

[winged terrace]

Yeah lol

[tacit temple]

Make a clickbait YouTube video based on every negative review the game has gotten

[rustic moon]

“This LAZY Zelda Maker is STILL version 0.1!”

Imagine

[pale jungle]

Okay off to make this video

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-running-away-escape-nope-hell-no-gif-11230077378159241796

[rustic moon]

Nah

[glad ingot]

n

a

h

[untold pier]

"I CAN'T BELIEVE you can only have ONE TOOL in this game."
Julian: *adds item pouch next day*
"Oh. okay nevermi-"
(video ends)

[glad ingot]

nah

nah

nah

nah

nah

nah

nah

nah

N A H (40 more messages for 5k)

[untold pier]

the 5000th shivpost better be gold

[rustic moon]

-# requests golden water variant

[glad ingot]

make shivpost a golden trophy sticker

[icy dew]

Make Quest Master the same price as of Nintendo Switch 2

https://tenor.com/view/make-your-choice-jigsaw-saw5-make-a-decision-take-a-decision-gif-21903548

[glad ingot]

i would but QM QM is better than switch 2

[open mulch]

Oof. Low bar.

[drowsy furnace]

oh sluggy you're the green mage now

[open mulch]

Yeah I got bored of the other one. I’m glad at least someone else here knows who this is lol.

[glad ingot]

i

wish

for

fish

and

donuts

named

fishicus

donut

nononut

[pale jungle]

hamburger

[pale jungle]

make the 5000th comment litteraly just the word gold

[glad ingot]

not

i

want

a

Bur

Ger

cars are cars

mini vans are medium trucks

busses are big mini vans

now

will be:

[untold pier]

gold

[open mulch]

Oh good someone said something so we can talk in this channel again.

Anyways, give a week long ban to whoever makes the 10,000 shivpost. Get someone with mod power in on this.

[wicked oar]

I guess Gold is the 5000th Shivpost

[drowsy furnace]

silver

[icy dew]

5000th Shivpost

The Plantinum post

Add a pepper item which makes you barf fire forever and constantly. You're invulnerable against ice damage, but you can't get rid of it and it does very mediocre damage. You can't use your items neither your sword, too

[untold pier]

y'all out here making artificial 5000th shivposts smh

was gold not good enough

[open mulch]

No. It should have been Bismuth. That’s a far superior element.

[errant field]

Replace all Slime Enemies with a rock that does absolutely nothing so those cheap b#stards can be longer PISS ME THE F#CK OFF!!!

[errant field]

Not a shivpost, just a rant. Sorry.