Shivposts - A thread for joke requests and horrible feature ideas

[winged terrace]

we love the OBS loop

[drowsy furnace]

i dont care enough to edit these for one joke lmao
normally i'd cut that part out obv

[subtle zodiac]

Can we add shiv jr as a pet

[wicked oar]

Yes

[drowsy furnace]

3000th post:
Make quest master set in 2025!

[hoary maple]

next milestone is 5000, not 3000 sadly but geez this thread has had some adventures lmao

[rustic moon]

This thread is chaos personified

… also, I SWEAR I got a notif about Ezqweee saying something here; but I don’t see it. Guess I’m going insane?

[drowsy furnace]

shiv is chaos personified

[rustic moon]

Shiv is simply chaos

[wicked oar]

Contain Shiv in a jar

[drowsy furnace]

please add this

we are doomed otherwise

[open mulch]

Release Shiv from his jar.

[drowsy furnace]

noooooooooo

[bronze snow]

(while thinking about Elden Ring) A "maidenless" tag to go with "swordless" and "ringless"

[tawny patio]

Julian Jr. when

[rustic moon]

Julian Sr. Pet. An old Phoenix Wright in a wheelchair

He doesn’t need the wheelchair; but he likes running people over with it

[stray bridge]

make the limit be 1954915971597823478263587635646 which is impossable to see and crashs your computer

[flint fulcrum]

Kill everyone who leaves a negative review on the game. Then feed their bodies to Lucky.

Oh yeah, trap them in an infinite death loop.

[subtle zodiac]

Add fnaf jumpscares

[wicked oar]

Add fnf jumpscare

[subtle zodiac]

?

[hoary maple]

make Ran lanze's canonical sister

[open mulch]

You just want to make Lanze trap/drown/push into the void his own sister.

[coral vale]

New board next to the daily Dungeon Board, called the Thief Board. It features one dungeon a day. If someone gets a world record on the featured dungeon, it replaces the creators name with the world record holders, permanently.

[drowsy furnace]

this is bad ofc but unironically makes me think

would be really cool if there was a badge for having the record on a daily dungeon by the end of the day

[winged terrace]

Biggest ring box: can have all rings equipped

Wrong thread? lol

[wicked oar]

Make it let you to wear more than every single ring in the game

Totally didn't just accidentally sugged this inhttps://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1297321003923279965

[winged terrace]

You can wear the rings from QM, the oracle games, the one ring, any jewelry from Skyrim, and a wedding ring to marry any QM npc

[wicked oar]

And all rings from stardew valley too including another wedding ring

Which allows you to marry other players

[winged terrace]

Ah yes

[hoary maple]

i still want the fist ring from oracle lol

[subtle zodiac]

Marry lucky

[bronze snow]

"Football" and "Soccer Ball" as physics objects (they look identical but Soccer Ball's physics follow the American measuring system instead of metric)

[subtle zodiac]

Add the portal from radio

Wait

Add the radio from portal I mean

[wicked oar]

Add fishing to maker mode

[glad ingot]

Marrage ring! you get to pick 1 npc to marry!(or anything you can talk to...)

||Tattle Totem||

[bronze snow]

Pet Ring. lets you bring two pets.

[winged terrace]

Add Detroit as a new theme

[drowsy furnace]

this would be cool actually

[rustic moon]

put this in the game as an emote

[subtle zodiac]

Replace shiv with generic protagonist no.3

[glad ingot]

lucky

[hoary maple]

replace shiv with lanze, lanze with jav and jav with shiv

[rustic moon]

Replace Lanze with Julian, Shiv with Thomas, and Jav with Shiv. It seems redundant; but trust me

Shiv has a plan

[hoary maple]

replace literally every NPC with shiv

then replace shiv with lucky

[subtle zodiac]

Can we just call it shiv master

Also add depression but every time the player doesn't have it drop a refrigerator on their head

[rustic moon]

Replace the game with Shiv

You open the file; and it’s just a lil pixelated shiv that dances accordingly to the speed of your clicking

[subtle zodiac]

Shiv plush but when you buy one they ship a bomb to your house

[rustic moon]

Shiv is the bomb. Literally

“The shivving is free!”

“You mean shipping?”

“No.”

[subtle zodiac]

Shiv and Lucky either hate each other or are married

There's no in between

[flint fulcrum]

Add snails.

If you touch them, you turn into snails.

And if enemies touch you, they turn into snails.

Snail apocalypse.

Snailsnailsnailsnailsnailsnailsnail.

Snail.

[vague dew]

Add the snail. You know the one.

[hoary maple]

April fools update: shiv clicker

[wicked oar]

Add Shiv Army

[quiet heron]

We have chiptunes. We have orchestra. What is obviously missing? Indeed, we need the soundtrack in doom stoner metal too to complete the trifecta of standard video game songs.

[urban sundial]

I think we need gamer phonk in qm as well, here’s an example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBL5l8jX9-8

[vague dew]

Stoner ardjent sounds horrifying

[flint fulcrum]

Real.

[winged terrace]

Also acapella

[winged terrace]

Isn’t Lunarc just a beefier snail

Snail skin for Lunarc?

[flint fulcrum]

And Kazoo.

[subtle zodiac]

Doom running in quest master

Unlimited shapes

Build computer

[wicked oar]

Remove the eraser

And undo button

[glad ingot]

Make the move forward and options keybind alt F4

[quiet heron]

Black Forest Cake dungeon theme.

You know you want it, Julian.

[bronze snow]

Portal theme with portal gun item and GLaDOS boss.

[rustic moon]

Actually a quality Shivpost right here. Quality

Anyway, remove entrances and have us spawn in a random room every time

[glad ingot]

Remove the chair

Oh wait we never got it

[wicked oar]

Remove the table

Oh wait we never got it

[glad ingot]

Remove the bed

Oh wait we never got it

[winged terrace]

If julian allows custom themes then this can become a reality

[hoary maple]

candyland

[winged terrace]

this can also sort of be added now

[open mulch]

Remove Julian’s ability to remove things. No update mistakes from here on out.

[winged terrace]

Hold on now we need to go back through and see what we can implement now

[bronze snow]

Probably not the portal gun per se, but now I'm trying to decide which theme would be the funniest to mod for this purpose

[winged terrace]

This was added

[unborn sigil]

O-Oh

[winged terrace]

Is Julian just gonna go down the list 👀

What’s stopping me from screenshotting this thread and making it a pet

Shivposts following you around

[hoary maple]

in light of upcoming modding support, add nude mode so you can get ahead of the modders

[wicked oar]

Add shiv mode too

[shrewd crystal]

The entire soundtrack but it’s just one guy singing it acapella

[shrewd crystal]

No that's too high quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FCAHU93NAk

[bronze snow]

Add Jenny Everywhere.
-# The character of Jenny Everywhere is available for use by anyone, with only one condition: This paragraph must be included in any publication involving Jenny Everywhere, that others might use this property as they wish. All rights reversed.

[coral vale]

Cheat Code Ring: While wearing the ring, you can input cheat codes that can give you a variety of effects, like spawning in health, tools, enemies, among other things.

[drowsy furnace]

typing "EVO" on the keyboard makes all zorbs evolve into zorbiuses

[glad ingot]

Pokemon leaked the zorb pokemon

julian is secretly japanese

and he is above the CEO of pokemon

[wicked oar]

Leak everything about the game

[drowsy furnace]

already implemented

[subtle zodiac]

👍

[winged terrace]

Make all textures a low quality rat spinning GIF

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-rat-rat-spinning-8rats-gif-25816724

https://tenor.com/view/32rats-spinning-rats-rat-spin-gif-26307613

[bronze snow]

Hold on, I was reading a Tumblr post about Minecraft, and my brain immediately touched on the idea of modding every dungeon part into Minecraft

[glad ingot]

get scammed by some shady guy wanting something that you have for a shady reason that he says is too shady for you to know...

[subtle zodiac]

Add Oreos

[glad ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/wreck-it-ralph-oreo-wizard-of-oz-parody-cookie-gif-3551542

[ocean talon]

Modded pet

[subtle zodiac]

Make it so the redo button always works so it can build our dungeons for us

[wicked oar]

Watch the dungeon creates Rick Astley

[wicked oar]

Cheater ring: reveals the contents inside all of Lucky's chests and the cups in the cup minigame

[glad ingot]

grand prize for beating campain

[flint fulcrum]

Make the game illegal in Yugoslavia and Listenbourg.

[winged terrace]

what did they do?

[winged terrace]

welp...

[upper ibex]

Well, this comment wasn't meant to be literal.

FUCK!

SHIT, I lost the shivpost.

[subtle zodiac]

Add darknut enemy but it's just a black peanut

Ball and chain version is peanut butter

[wicked oar]

Add brightnuts if we're gonna have darknuts

[hoary maple]

brightnut is the natural enemy of lunarc

[coral vale]

If you take your pet on too many walks, it dies. If you don't take your pet on enough walks, it dies. If you don't take your pet to the water, to give it a drink, every two dungeons, it dies. If you don't log on to visit your pets enough, they die. Your pets can get hit in the dungeons now, they have four health and can die. If you don't notice the new overworld NPC Enemy, the "Pet Robber", approaching you, they will steal your pet.

[wicked oar]

I can't believe they would take away Bob from me ✊

[hoary maple]

add stamina

[wicked oar]

I just read stamina as saitama

[vague dew]

Add durability mechanics to every item

[winged terrace]

Even dungeon parts

Just mine through the walls

[open mulch]

Spelunky gameplay.

[wicked oar]

Make falling down any hole insta kills the player if it's bottomless

And if it's bottomed, they take damage and bleed

The higher the fall, the more damage they take and the more blood they bleed out

[untold pier]

this is a quality shivpost

[crystal mulch]

lmao

[rustic moon]

YEEEEEEEEES 🤣

[untold pier]

it would be cool to have player triggers though. like a player representation you can place in a room and it has its own triggers based on HP or "when attacks", etc.

[crystal mulch]

too weird with multiplayer + not diegetic imo

so QM engine when 👀

[untold pier]

so true

[ocean talon]

I kinda wish we had a "if player dies" or "if one player remains" conditions still

That way, my PvP arena can be complete.

[glad ingot]

That is not a shiv post

[wicked oar]

Allow the player to be erased, copied/pasted, and be put in a blueprint

[glad ingot]

Make sure that when you delete it we can't bring it back in any way

[wicked oar]

And the dungeon auto saves immediately afterwards

Even if you turn off autosave

[glad ingot]

And it will override your cloud save too

And backup data

[wicked oar]

True

[subtle zodiac]

Don't forget to delete any save file backups the player created

[glad ingot]

That's what I already said

[subtle zodiac]

Oh sorry

[glad ingot]

It's fine

[wicked oar]

Make sure that the player is also permanently gone in the overworld

[vague dew]

Oh great, doom voodoo puppets

[rustic moon]

Add Star Citizen’s crime stats system

[ocean talon]

Add the invisibility ring

Enemies still see you, you just can't see you.

[wicked oar]

Add blind ring
It makes every room always pitch black dark even if you have a lantern and all torches illuminate the room

[coral vale]

Remove all tools that aren't Rods, and just make variants of rods that do the same things that the removed tools did.

[wicked oar]

Bomb rod 💀

[untold pier]

Boomerang Rod

Grappleshot Rod???

[ocean talon]

Add the ability to have more than 1 entrance in a dungeon so we have a chance to appear somewhere else when we start the dungeon.

[flint fulcrum]

Add a torture machine for Lucky. It's his fault that the update never releases.

[flint fulcrum]

Add Silksong.

[wicked oar]

And let makers place them in maker mode too!

[flint fulcrum]

Skong.

[wicked oar]

Add Alabaster Dawn

[wicked oar]

We got silksong 2½ years ago

[flint fulcrum]

WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP

[pliant oxide]

add reverse gravity

[flint fulcrum]

JOJO REFERENCE!?!??!?!???!

[pliant oxide]

no lol

[drowsy furnace]

begone foul thing

[halcyon birch]

stick rod

[bronze snow]

Literally me, last night: So like, we've got chests and pedestals that only give one thing to one person, right? And, like ... now we also have chests that give things to everyone. But what if there was, like ... a chest that, y'know ... kept the item you had, so you could access it multiple times if you needed??
Spawners, giving me a funny look:

[wicked oar]

Can I eat that cake?

[ocean talon]

Just had a mental flashbang from what you just said.

[halcyon birch]

add a fourth playable character and make their bed slightly larger so it blocks the stairs

[subtle zodiac]

Player rod

Wait hold up

Imagine an item that teleports other players to you

[drowsy furnace]

wrong thread

thats a good idea lmao

[stray bridge]

good idea

[stray bridge]

bundle rod

[hoary maple]

rename everything to "cracked floor"

[glad ingot]

Shivpost rod: makes your foes turn to ash because every shivpost that exist flows into their brain...

[drowsy furnace]

add shiv pet

[wicked oar]

Add Shiv boss that is the actual Shiv

[hoary maple]

fart mod

[bronze snow]

Add shiv pet yourself, coward!

[drowsy furnace]

(i did)

((thats how i have it))

[bronze snow]

(oh okay)
((cool))

[wicked oar]

[subtle zodiac]

Add the ability to have less than 1 entrance so we don't appear at all

[pliant oxide]

amazing game just one suggestion plz add snake man needle man aqua man ( an actual mega man boss) air man cloud man dust man turbo man chill man dive man guts man solar man bright man sword man tomahawk man junk man blizzard man search man slash man yamoto man frost man tengu man astro man (from and bass) drill man flash manwave man blade man freeze man plug man hornet man gravity man clown man gyro man centaur man star man commando man magma man gemini man (as an actual boss!!!) shadow man heat man
electric man block man acid man tundra man torch man impact man dark man 1 dark man 2 duo green devil ground man magic man dynamo man king fake man vile sigma chill penguin storm eagle flame mammoth spark mandrill armoured armidillo launch octopus boomer kuwanger sting chemelion wheel gator bubble crab flame stag morph moth magma centipede overdrive ostrich wire sponge violen serges agile zero blizzard buffolo toxic seahorse tunnel rhino volt catfish crush crawfish neon tiger gravity beetle blast hornet godkarmachine o inary volt kuragile goliath dr doppler kaiser sigma bit byte web spider split mushroom cyber peacock storm owl magma dragoon frost walrus jet stingray slash beast egregion colonel double iris general thats it please add it as soon as you can if you want but i know i want it

[shrewd crystal]

Add a third D

[wicked oar]

Add Flame Hyenard and increase game sound by 900%

[urban sundial]

3D mode for all the people with 3D monitors out there

[subtle zodiac]

Add a 3 hour long tutorial

[drowsy furnace]

FOUR!!!

[wicked oar]

Make it unskippable too!

[subtle zodiac]

Every time you edit a dungeon it asks if you want to view it and you can't back out

[pliant oxide]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/97yiWwiiaGw?feature=share add mathematically accurate grappleshot

[glad ingot]

Real shivpost

[drowsy furnace]

Make barriers shatter the player like a pot when extending while the player is on top of them.

[brazen ocean]

i was gonna suggest somethign then i realized it's actually not even a bad idea hang on

[subtle zodiac]

Remove sword

[brazen ocean]

add freddy fazbear as a lunarc variant

[pliant oxide]

add paul

[drowsy furnace]

banned

[coral vale]

Remove the dungeon making aspect of the game and just have it all be about Lucky's Locks

[drowsy furnace]

more banned

[ocean talon]

Have the dungeon be lucky theme and make it so if you don't get the right chest, you explode and die instantly.

[shrewd crystal]

Add Flesh Panopticon

[drowsy furnace]

This prison... To hold... ME?

[flint fulcrum]

Add Elon Reeve Musk to the game.

[wicked oar]

Turn Shiv into a punching bag

[drowsy furnace]

already in the game

[subtle zodiac]

I desire the stardew valley slot machines

[open mulch]

Add Junimo Kart to the game.

[wicked oar]

We can make one ourselves (minus the slippery slopes)

(or the whale)

[subtle zodiac]

Oh yeah

[drowsy furnace]

we need jumping

[wicked oar]

Feather:

(yes having feather also allows you to manually jump on minecrafts)

[drowsy furnace]

cool i didnt know that

[bronze snow]

The Sonic Frontiers slot machines, surely.
After all, you get purple coins from those.

[wicked oar]

Make everything look like a perfect circle

[drowsy furnace]

Add a new part - The lucky chest. To open it, the player must leave the dungeon, go get a key from lucky, and then replay the dungeon until the point with the chest in order to open it.

[bronze snow]

Make it so that changing a character's skin also changes the corresponding Gold/Shadow doppelganger to match.

[untold pier]

lol

||that was almost a thing||

[subtle zodiac]

Remove the redo button

[drowsy furnace]

quality shivpost

[urban sundial]

NFT keys, dungeons can now implement NFT keys in order to unlock certain chests, in order to unlock these chests you must buy these NFT keys. This is a way to ensure a fun experience for all dungeon explorers and should allow for more creativity as well as the chance to profit from your hard work.

[pliant oxide]

add yuri

[drowsy furnace]

which one

[pliant oxide]

girls kissing

[drowsy furnace]

oh yeah

the project moon brainrot is crazy lmao

[untold pier]

girls kissing isn't a shivpost

how dare you

[pliant oxide]

you know what you're right they should just add that to the game

if we wanna talk shivposts

[urban sundial]

lmfao

[wicked oar]

Add the terra toilet from Terraria

[halcyon birch]

i was thinking about that whole "theme changes by floor" thing and wondered how it might be possible to have multiple themes in the same dungeon WITHOUT them taking up each other's vertical space or needing teleporters to travel between them

i asked myself, "how might two things be at the same elevation but on different floors?"

and this is the answer i came up with

[subtle zodiac]

Huh

[untold pier]

oh my god I love this

[untold pier]

why is that even in shivposts

[rustic moon]

Honestly good question

[halcyon birch]

because i have zero confidence in it lmao

[rustic moon]

Nah, it’s an interesting idea. I kinda dig it

[untold pier]

and yet you spent the time to make a mockup with custom art

I think you should submit it as a request just to respect your own labor

worst case it gets ignored

[rustic moon]

And if anyone dislikes it, we’ll just blame Thomas. That always works. Fr tho. It’s cool.

[halcyon birch]

i suppose i could give it a shot
it'll have to wait until tomorrow tho, my brain is too tired to properly articulate this fourth dimension stuff rn

[wicked oar]

Make it so that entering a door/portal has a chance of sending you back to the dungeon entrance

[untold pier]

you're exploring imaginary axes

[wicked oar]

Everybody loves randomness that could potentially break dungeons right?

[rustic moon]

I know I do .-.

Flashbacks to checkpoint reloading restarting the dungeon

[wicked oar]

Me giving up on that one zelda 1 full game dungeon:

[rustic moon]

Oh dear Hylia

[urban sundial]

Have a law requiring the banning of quest master in the US

[wicked oar]

Jokes on you, I'm from 🇮🇩

[glad ingot]

Phew thank goodness I'm from the USA 🇺🇸 instead

[urban sundial]

...yeah

[subtle zodiac]

Why does Lucky's sound like a restaurant chain

[pliant oxide]

five nights at lucky's

[wicked oar]

Add animatronics

[tacit temple]

Completely remove the shape trigger system and replace it with Terraria wiring

Actually no, mc redstone

[ocean talon]

Since I know how to do both, that'd be easy for me.

[glad ingot]

nah make everyone link them through unity

[wicked oar]

Skulk sensors would be neat ngl

and command blocks

[glad ingot]

/ delete QM.exe

[drowsy furnace]

minecraft redstone is mid asf is the issue

[drowsy furnace]

sdm moment

[halcyon birch]

heart fragment fragment (collect four of them to get a heart fragment)

[drowsy furnace]

they each heal one heart

[open mulch]

Heart fragment mimic. It’s completely identical to a normal one and collecting four permanently removes a heart.

[tacit temple]

Add a #shivposts channel to the server officially

[untold pier]

ngl I was scared for a sec. then I realized this is #1280611745861472266

[tacit temple]

Why would you be scared, this is a completely serious request

[untold pier]

👀 💦

[rustic moon]

Imagine

[untold pier]

we can't

we need to preserve the history

3320 messages and counting

[rustic moon]

We still don’t know if it was Thomas or Julian that kept pinning it, right? lol

[open mulch]

Just be sure to copy and paste the entire shivposts channel first, for context.

[halcyon birch]

take a VERY tall screenshot

[rustic moon]

The tallest screenshot in history

[untold pier]

I think it was Julian

Thomas was on my side

but I don't doubt for a second that Thomas would mess with me once or twice

[rustic moon]

Thing is, Thomas seems like he would pin it on Julian lol

But if Julian did it, that’s honestly way funnier

[open mulch]

I always thought it was Thomas and Julian would unpin it lol.

[untold pier]

the great pin war

[rustic moon]

I mean, one of them was pinning it lmao

The Pin War. One of the greatest moments in QM server history

[open mulch]

A lost piece of shivpost history.

[rustic moon]

Nah, we still have the ancient manuscripts

[pliant oxide]

add freak

[open mulch]

Why is that hand drawn actually kind of good though?

[rustic moon]

Wait, good point-

Wth

#1297321003923279965 message aaah yes

[hoary maple]

it was a third agent all along

make me server mod so i can pin shivposts. and literally nothing else.

[wicked oar]

Add an infinite amount of shapes and shape conditions

[drowsy furnace]

Allow stealing from lucky.

After doing so and re-entering lucky's locks, lucky will call you a thief, kill you, and change your mod.io username to "THIEF"

[wicked oar]

[bronze snow]

Add fighting game combos. And air combos/enemy juggling!

Quest Master May Cry

[untold pier]

midair hookshot sword swipe hermes boots divekick combos!!

crap I actually want a divekick now

[bronze snow]

You understand my vision

Replace the midboss music with "Subhuman", "Devil Trigger", or "Crimson Cloud" depending on whether you're playing as Lanze, Javelyn, or Shiv respectively

[wicked oar]

Remove both restart buttons and shortcuts to prevent players from accidentally restarting the level

[bronze snow]

Devil Trigger Ring. Doubles damage dealt, regenerates hearts, and removes knockback from getting hit

[untold pier]

honestly I'm here for OP rings

just condense all rings into one

[bronze snow]

Too bad you can't bring them into arbitrary dungeons

[untold pier]

hah. haha. hahahahahaha

AHAHAHA

we'll see

[wicked oar]

Safe + risk ring combo 🗣️

[untold pier]

just add red ring from oracle of season/ages

sword damage x2

[ocean talon]

Add Danielle to the game

[wicked oar]

Add elleinaD to the game

[glad ingot]

add sibro'iD laer ehT to the game

[drowsy furnace]

??

the real di'orbis???

[glad ingot]

add doGnaeBtaC into the game

[glad ingot]

Question: what is the point of this anymore

why don't we make our own stuff now

[rustic moon]

Well

The thread kinda got outta hand lol

It’s supposed to be for legitimately bad ideas

But we kinda just say random stuff now

[glad ingot]

add QM into QM

[open mulch]

I was about to post a shivpost but now I feel weird about it.

[rustic moon]

Nah, go ahead @open mulch

It’s nothing to feel weird about lol

[open mulch]

Man now I gotta re type.

[rustic moon]

https://tenor.com/view/blitzo-blitzø-apology-tour-apology-tour-blitzø-helluva-boss-blitzø-relatable-gif-16722041386268960633

[open mulch]

lol.

[glad ingot]

add a typing sim into QM

Add Bancho from dave the diver to sashimi a golmec

[open mulch]

Slightly reduce the walking speed as you play where you start at full speed and after about 10 hours in a single session you can hardly move anymore.

[glad ingot]

Oh no danielle please don't say it is coming

[untold pier]

soon

[glad ingot]

oh whew no trademark

[untold pier]

™️

[glad ingot]

faints

[wicked oar]

Allow players to consume their own pet

[ocean talon]

https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1331626589590519818

[wicked oar]

chomp

[pale jungle]

You me gas station

What are we getting for dinner? Shiv of course!

[open mulch]

Uh oh, someone put a Minic in my gas station shiv.

[pale jungle]

we black out and wake up in a dungeon

were surrounded by lunarcs

freaky lunarcs

you know what that means!

lunarc party

[open mulch]

The sound of the party brings in a shadow. What are we gunna do? Fight it of course. Shadow fight? Swordless? Ringless? Oh, Yes please!

[pale jungle]

we befriend the shadow after we beat it in brawl then we ride into a luckys locks

dance dance revolution

revolution? overthrow atheria castle? OH YES PLEASE

[open mulch]

Next thing you know I’m reincarnated as Ran, I turn into a whirlwind stacking machine, fly into the sun, and black out again.

[pale jungle]

wake up do a twitch bone then i white out which i didnt know you can do

[open mulch]

Then I switched to the water theme and GREENED out, then I turn into the sun.

[pale jungle]

UH OH LOOKS LIKE THE ZORB IS KICKING IN

[open mulch]

duzubuzupzudahaha AAAHH!! Time! You completed this level in 0:35:25! Not bad, not quite world record pace but still on track. Do you want to give this level a like?

[wicked oar]

Make every tile in the overworld have ice physics and remove the grip ring

[pale jungle]

Grippy sock ring?

[wicked oar]

The one that makes you immune to slippery surfaces

[bronze snow]

A fourth playable character named Speers

[wicked oar]

A fifth playable character named Bowser

wait

[ocean talon]

A sixth playable character named Rodney

[wicked oar]

Remove the first 3 characters in the game

[rustic moon]

Lock all playable characters besides Lanze behind a battle pass

[drowsy furnace]

we need a "quality shivpost" emoji

[rustic moon]

At some point I’m just gonna have my own group of unofficial emotes lol

[drowsy furnace]

the latter specifically would be nice

[bronze snow]

Surprised Pikashiv

[rustic moon]

Lock the dungeon creation behind the story mode, therefore meaning early access will just be castle town.

[wicked oar]

Lock castle town behind getting one of your dungeons to be featured

[subtle zodiac]

I find this especially shiv because you can't even do that anymore

[drowsy furnace]

nah

lock the game behind getting dailied

[wicked oar]

Make it so that you can only open the game if you have concord open as well

[drowsy furnace]

why concord

specifically

[wicked oar]

Because it doesn't even exist anymore

[drowsy furnace]

oh

[ocean talon]

Remove Shiv from the game (Shiv will now live on as a spirit in Shivpost for all eternity)

[hoary maple]

gaslight new players that shiv was never real

the real shivpost all along was shiv being real

[rustic moon]

A tier mindgames

Then as soon as they start believing it, intermittently add and remove Shiv from the game

[tacit temple]

Make Shiv an NPC that has an extremely low chance to replace Boo

If you lose the minigame they steal a ring from you

[rustic moon]

There are 60 cups

And you have to dodge them while they’re shuffled or you die and the game gets uninstalled and replaced with a file that’s just shiv dancing

[bronze snow]

Inspired by #1338037701680828426 message and Half-Life 1:
Bad Teleporter. You try to use it and it kills you

[obsidian pewter]

use teleporter that lead you to one way path, cant move cuz invisible blocks and put Lunarc in the room :p

[bronze snow]

Much less convoluted to send you to a different room where you land on a max-speed conveyor belt that deposits you in lava. Your starting point is unsafe = you were never on any safe spot in this room = falling into a pit results in boom, instant karma!

[coral vale]

Alternatively, lock story mode behind your dungeon being featured.

[quiet heron]

Add a Vierhander that requires two characters to wield it at once and a Sechshander requiring three characters.

Then make it possible for skellies to wield either weapon and they grow an additional pair of arms or two.

[flint fulcrum]

Day 1 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Every time your keyboard, Steamdeck, or controller is running low on battery, add a voice message from Lucky saying "Darling, the batteries in your device are almost depleted! How unlucky!"

[wicked oar]

Make said voiceline repeat itself for each battery drained

[flint fulcrum]

True.

[amber jungle]

A gun item, it's a gray recolor of the hookshot, but instead of shooting a rope, it instantly kills any enemy you shoot, removing any fun challenge of combat.

[drowsy furnace]

also makes an extremely loud gunshot sound

and covers the floor in blood

if you use it too many times the atherian guard tries to arrest you (just shoot them anyway)

[hoary maple]

confirmed stuff got unpinned again, time for shivposts to be pinned once more

[wicked oar]

Swap the names of shivposts and new confirmed stuff

[drowsy furnace]

lmfao

[wicked oar]

Scam cjoin pedestals: looks identical to the cjoin pedestal but spending sword cjoins will make the item disappear from the pedestal and not give the player anything.

[stray bridge]

add a 99.9999999 chance every second, that THE goal gem will just explode😈

[flint fulcrum]

Day 2 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Allow us to create mods that delete any NPCs, including the guards blocking Aetheria Castle.

[drowsy furnace]

2 days remain

we can win this

[stray bridge]

1

day

never mind

[wicked oar]

Delay mirrors until Hollow Knight Silksong is released to planet earth

And delay global conditions until Hytale is released

[subtle zodiac]

Delay the bow until Pikmin 5

[wicked oar]

Delay 1.0 until Wario Land 10 is released

[open mulch]

Delay the game until someone guesses my number.

[winged terrace]

Delay the game to 1986

Wait until we record the years as a new civilization from 0 then wait until 1986

[flint fulcrum]

Day 3 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Add candy theme.

[drowsy furnace]

one day left, if any anti-shivposters want to fight us, do it now

[rustic moon]

I’m a Shivposter; but the confirm list deserves to be pinned lmao

[pale jungle]

Christmas update two? ;-;

[flint fulcrum]

Electric Boogaloo?

[drowsy furnace]

also true

[open mulch]

Facts and logic? In MY Shivpost thread!? It’s more likely than you think.

[rustic moon]

YOUR Shivposts thread??? I MADE this thread! You merely adopted the Shivpost! I was born in it! Molded by it!

[amber jungle]

Delay any updates til elderscrolls 6 comes out

[untold pier]

moooooooolded by it

[pale jungle]

Father shiv what is your wisdom

[rustic moon]

My wisdom is one of these days Julian is going to look at this thread and wonder how he ever let this happen

[hoary maple]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-buscemi-gif-20922935

[ashen pecan]

Add a new part called the Boulder, we if you press a pressure plate, it will fall and you as the player will get smashed. Resulting in instant-tapping you as you blow up into pieces with 4- leaf clovers spilling out of you. (This is not a reference to any other game what so ever.)

[subtle zodiac]

Add projectiles that attack the mouse curser while making damage. Getting hit by one results in a random dungeon element being deleted.

[flint fulcrum]

Day 4 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Add a new item called the "Sacred Tongue". It allows you to passionately lick your enemies.

[ocean talon]

Make Javelynne relevant

[pale jungle]

Can I unread this message

[hoary maple]

remove jav and see how long it takes for people to notice

[drowsy furnace]

danielle would notice immediately
but otherwise no one would lmao (/j)

[drowsy furnace]

if the theme gets deleted then everything just becomes black

[wicked oar]

Hey, where did my character go?

[wicked oar]

What about me 😦

[wicked oar]

Cancel mirrors and global conditions

[bronze snow]

Your personal preferences and experiences are not universal. :)

[drowsy furnace]

jav isnt real

wake up

[rustic moon]

Ain’t no way this is the first notif I see when I wake up this morning

[drowsy furnace]

lmfao

[hoary maple]

wake up shivple

[untold pier]

I will not stand for this anti-princess sentiment

[wicked oar]

Replace all characters with Javelynn

[untold pier]

https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1335805081748115537

[wicked oar]

Now it's time to wait for every single tile and dungeon elements to be Jav

[untold pier]

....ok that's the shivpost

[tacit temple]

Add a DLC campaign exclusively for Jav

[untold pier]

I'm on board for this

shiv I'll make it myself 😤

[pale jungle]

dancing
walking

rearranging furniture

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-virtual-insanity-template-walking-dancing-rearranging-furnitures-gif-27710286

[untold pier]

https://tenor.com/view/peach-transformation-super-princess-peach-peach-solo-game-peach-dance-gif-4221072697291384345

it'll be like Princess Peach Showtime but better because Jav is strong even without a costume

[wicked oar]

Make the only thing you do in Jav campaign is stay in bed and sleep FOREVER

[untold pier]

too relatable

[untold pier]

why did I get a raised eyebrow for this

[rustic moon]

Add a chance for random aches and pains when the character gets out of bed.

I slept normal, I swear

[subtle zodiac]

Make it so if you don't play the game 5 hours a day you get fired and can't make dungeons anymore

[ocean talon]

Make Jav have a use

[untold pier]

boy I will mess you up

[drowsy furnace]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bronze snow]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[flint fulcrum]

Day 5 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Remove Jesus from the game. He's unimportant to the lore.

[flint fulcrum]

INFINITE SHIVPOSTS!!!!

[wicked oar]

🔥

[flint fulcrum]

Jav >> Lanze
CHANGE MY MIND.

[wicked oar]

So true

[drowsy furnace]

shiv >> all other characters

change my mind

[flint fulcrum]

Shiv is the GOAT tho.

Like, it's difficult comparing Shiv to the other two.

[drowsy furnace]

reall

i love shiv so much i got a second one

[rustic moon]

Shiv was so good they made a sequel

Add a live action mode where Julian plays everyone

[halcyon birch]

oh, you mean Zelda's Adventure?

[rustic moon]

What the HELL is that?

[halcyon birch]

you know about the zelda cd-i games, right?

[rustic moon]

Yeah?

[halcyon birch]

that was one of them

[rustic moon]

That’s crazy

[halcyon birch]

lmfao

[ocean talon]

Don't need to, I can't change the mind of those who don't think about the REAL protagonist.

[flint fulcrum]

Those who don't think?

Oh, that was a spelling mistake.

[rustic moon]

I saw you change that message my guy. Better watch yo mouth foo’ lmao

[ocean talon]

I accidentally pressed the return key on mobile

Mb

[rustic moon]

I’m the only one who doesn’t think around here, Mr.

[ocean talon]

Lanze is the Protagonist
Shiv is a God

Jav exists

[flint fulcrum]

Jav is kinda like Quest Master's Luigi. Aka the one everyone chooses over the main character if they get the chance.

So the Protagonist isn't always the best character.

[ocean talon]

Lies, Luigi actually does get picked over Mario

[flint fulcrum]

I just said that, haha.

[ocean talon]

Not Jav

[flint fulcrum]

Well, depends on who you ask.

You're, like, the only Lanze player I've seen who is actually passionate about the player character.

[rustic moon]

Y’know…. I could add something intelligent to this; but instead I’ll just say Shiv is obviously the MC. Lanze is just here

[flint fulcrum]

Yes.

[rustic moon]

(Also I’m a Lanze player lol)

[untold pier]

Javelynn is literally the Princess of Aetheria

Shiv is a bnuuy

which is impressive in its own right

Lanze is just there

[tacit temple]

I'm pretty sure Lanze is canonically Just Some Guy

[untold pier]

he is!!!

[flint fulcrum]

REAL-

[rustic moon]

Yes; but he has a cape

[flint fulcrum]

He's in the game for lore reasons, okay? Just like Jesus before I deleted him in my Shivpost.

[rustic moon]

I thought Shiv was the messiah

[flint fulcrum]

Shiv = Jesus.

Shivsus.

Shiv Sus.

[untold pier]

agreed

[open mulch]

Lanze isn’t just “some guy” he’s THE guy.

[vague dew]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-guy-the-guy-you-are-not-the-guy-gif-13833020

Me to Lanze

[drowsy furnace]

why is she banned from the castle then?

[ocean talon]

Jav is an imposter. She isn't a real princess.

[untold pier]

..... that's a good point

why is she banned

[open mulch]

Obviously because it’s much safer to stay with Lanze’s grandma. She’s not just any grandma, she’s THE grandma.

[ocean talon]

Shiv was just a normal dog before the skinwalker replaced him. Somehow, nobody questions it.

Let us change the texture of the floaty rings to be fins placed on the mob's head.

[drowsy furnace]

that isnt a shivpost

[wicked oar]

Make Shiv players have several overpowered perks that are exclusive to shiv and ONLY shiv

And make Lanze just straight up unusable

[drowsy furnace]

sword gets replaced with a lance for lanze

you throw it and then it breaks

and you have no sword

shiv on the other hand has a constant swarm of shivs that do damage equal to the sword's spin attack rotating around them

[wicked oar]

Add Javelynn

[pale jungle]

Who's that

:3

[untold pier]

this is targeted harassment

[wicked oar]

I don't exist because I'm a Javelynn user

[pale jungle]

a what user?

[wicked oar]

This thing

[pale jungle]

ah what a nice tool

[rustic moon]

Shivposts coming in clutch over here. My phone vibrated cause a message got sent here, which reminded me to put it on charge before I fell asleep

[pale jungle]

YOU SHOULD CHARGE YOUR PHONE NOW

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[wicked oar]

YOU SHOULD WAKE UP NOW

[vague dew]

Well yeah that's on you for throwing a lance

[quiet heron]

In honor of this message:

New theme variant for Water theme: Boogerman's Domain. Full of slime, snot and mold.

[flint fulcrum]

Day 6 of Shivposting until mirrors of global conditions release:
Add Jesus to the game. He's important to the lore.

[bronze snow]

Jedi Jesus.

[flint fulcrum]

Day 6.5 of Shivposting until mirrors of global conditions release:
Add Edwin to the game. He made the Mimic. Although it would be rather difficult to put the pieces together.

[pale jungle]

. 5?

[flint fulcrum]

I've already made a Shivpost today, but I wanted to make another one.

[pale jungle]

Ah

[amber jungle]

Replace Lanze with Luigi

[stray bridge]

NO, DO JAV

[bronze snow]

Replace Lanze with Luigi.

[stray bridge]

no\

do jav

[bronze snow]

Nah.

[halcyon birch]

replace Lucky with Luigi

[bronze snow]

Luckigi.

[stray bridge]

lukigi

[untold pier]

replace Lucky with Waluigi

[wicked oar]

Kill Waluigi

[halcyon birch]

walucky

wucky

[open mulch]

Add Lucky to smash

[wicked oar]

Allow everyone to feature their own dungeons on the daily board

[amber jungle]

Balloons on pets

[flint fulcrum]

Day 7 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Add Jeff Keighley to the game. He's important to the lore in love with Lucky.

[drowsy furnace]

mirrors of global conditions

[flint fulcrum]

F.

[stray bridge]

add a timer that has 10000 seconds and when it reachs zero your computer and every thing you own explodes, runs when the game is not active too

[bronze snow]

Add make-your-computer-and-everything-you-own-explode as a dungeon part.

[open mulch]

Replace all the loading screen tips with the following:
You are manually breathing
You are manually blinking
You can feel your clothes
Your jaw is heavy
Your tongue doesn’t sit right
You can feel your toes

[wicked oar]

Make a discord ping sound randomly plays every second if you have discord in your device.

[hoary maple]

nice

[subtle zodiac]

Die

[glad ingot]

Live

[icy dew]

Add a NPC which is a size of the whole Castle Town and appears everywhere even in the dungeons, and it's so big that you can't see yourself.

[flint fulcrum]

Day 8 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Add dementia.

[celest nebula]

Invisible warp tiles
warp tiles that warp you to an entirely random spot in the room
warp tiles that warp you to an entirely random spot in the dungeon
one way warp tiles (actual suggestion kind of)

[wicked oar]

Mark Quest master as a "AAAA" game

[bronze snow]

We already have one-way warp-tiles, just set one end to the "gray" color

[icy dew]

Make the Sword Coins the main currency to the game, and make everything in the game cost 20 Sword coins (the stuff in the Maker Mode will cost 60 instead). Also make playing the recent version cost 999 sword coins

[flint fulcrum]

Day 9 of Shivposting until mirrors or global conditions release:
Add dementia.

[vague dew]

https://tenor.com/view/everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-eateot-everywhere-at-the-end-of-time-stage6-gif-20867439

[drowsy furnace]

one way warp tiles exist

just make the destination gray

[icy dew]

Rename all the channels on the Quest Master discord server to Shivpost

[cosmic blaze]

A confusion status that doesn't affect game controls but inverts controls in the menus

[halcyon birch]

a confusion status that doesn't affect game controls but inverts control over your muscles in real life

[cosmic blaze]

Oh god I have become QWOP

[wicked oar]

Invisible time limit. If the time runs out, all player dies

[cosmic blaze]

An enemy that bans you from the Discord

[ocean talon]

An enemy that teleports the player to a random room in the dungeon if they get hit.

[wicked oar]

A status effect that repeatedly teleports the player to a random location (Unstable debuff from Terraria Fargo's souls mod)

Add every single playtester as a boss in the game

[untold pier]

can I be the legally distinct great fairy instead

[wicked oar]

maybe

[celest nebula]

All the necessary components to convert Thracia 776 24x into a QM dungeon

[celest nebula]

Enemies that can put you to sleep, make you go berserk, silence/curse you at infinite range with no method of dodging,
invisible warp tiles,
enemies that will teleport other enemies right next to you,
escape points (actual suggestion kind of)

Gun

[drowsy furnace]

escape points confirmed

(exit doors specifically)

[flint fulcrum]

Day 10 of Shivposting until global conditions release:
Remove the ESC button. YOU'LL BE STUCK PLAYING QUEST MASTER FOREVER... =)

[untold pier]

don't need ESC when I have alt and F4

😏

[flint fulcrum]

Non-canon.

Day 10.5 of Shivposting until global conditions release:
Make Lunarc kill the player (irl) if you use Alt+F4, or turn off the computer manually while the game is launched.

You can kill Lunarc with mirrors tho, so once they release, you'll be able to leave the game. This is Julian's marketing strategy.

[tacit temple]

Meanwhile the task manager

[flint fulcrum]

Okay, just block access to any other program while Quest Master is launched, including the desktop.

Put a paywall of one thousand sword coins to prevent access. THIS IS CAPITALISM!!!

[icy dew]

Allows players to break the mirrors when it gets released which would give players bad luck for 45 minutes. Not even Lucky Ring would negate it.

Bad luck effect: You can't win from Lucky's Locks, the fairies will stay away from you, and the Critical Ring barely works. Boo & Moo still appears, however.

[flint fulcrum]

Day 11 of Shivposting until global conditions release:
Add the Silksong release date to the game files.

[hoary maple]

add silksong

[amber jungle]

Punching glove: Goes in the sword slot and activated with the same button. The player punches enemies, doesn't do any damage just knockback.

If the player punches a box or a barrel, it breaks, but also hurts the player.

[wicked oar]

Add a new thread called #Refected features

[pale jungle]

?

[flint fulcrum]

Gives the player a splinter.

[pale jungle]

i loved it when shiv said its shiving time and shived everywhere

[bronze snow]

When you die, have it play the Touhou death SFX and hearts go flying away from you.

Wait, better idea! Have "power" items which gradually increase your shot type firing power, and those go flying when you die

[icy dew]

Force the game's window to be in Windowed mode and in the max resolution, and make the resolution decrease every time you take damage.

When it gets to the lowest resolution and you take damage, make it disappear but still make the game open

[flint fulcrum]

Day 12 of Shivposting until global conditions release:
Carpet.

[pale jungle]

https://youtu.be/QbvvHsn6sgQ?si=WNFTBoGlvHWZs-j-

[icy dew]

Remove the doors system and replace it with the Super Mario Maker 2 Warp Doors system, so we can only put 4 doors in the dungeon.

Also applies to the other doors in the game

Even stairwells

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/quest-master-questmaster-apogee-apogee-entertainment-zelda-gif-8901071687079616507

[flint fulcrum]

Nah, stairwells are pipes. Also, there are only two floors now.

...And shape conditions are now floor-based.

In fact, every single floor is just one room now.

[icy dew]

Replace the whole Quest Master to Super Mario Maker 2, and rename it to Super Quest Master Maker 2

[flint fulcrum]

True.

[wicked oar]

Make every single status ailment inflicted to the player permanent

(imagine getting hit by a spectral firebar)

[open mulch]

Shift the sprites for every dungeon part to the dungeon part on its left in the part book.

[subtle zodiac]

Lamp oil, rope, bombs?

[rustic moon]

Decrease the maximum character limit on text parts to 4

[open mulch]

How

coul

d yo

u?

[untold pier]

invalid bc of the space

[open mulch]

God damnit auto correct

I didn’t even notice

[bronze snow]

We've already got the bombs! New item: require a limited amount of oil in order to fuel the lamp! Also, include the Barnacle enemies from Half-Life.

[icy dew]

Remove https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1297321003923279965 and pin Shivpost as a replacement

[drowsy furnace]

not a shivpost

[untold pier]

pls stop joking about invalidating my work it kinda sucks

[icy dew]

I was just making a joke in a joke post so here is my another joke post then

Make Quest Master free. Make it a mobile game only. And every single time you make your dungeons and play dungeons from others, a ad will appear

[untold pier]

I think that one's been said before :p

[wicked oar]

Surrender the game to Bethesda

[drowsy furnace]

i meant specifically the pinning shivposts part, sorry

i genuinely think shivposts should be pinned alongside confirmed featured list

(which honestly isnt very new anymore)

[icy dew]

Replace every single dialogue in the game (including the signs, Tattle Totems, and Pet NPCs one with their custom message) to "Nah"

And also make their dialogues slow, and make a 5% of chance to get jumpscared

[untold pier]

oh yeah I should remove that part lol

[untold pier]

it would be funny. I wouldn't mind it, if forums could have more than one thread pinned at a time

but I figure shivposts gets bumped every day so it basically is pinned

[icy dew]

So we can only have one post pinned at a time?

[drowsy furnace]

they cant?????????

why???

that's dumb

[untold pier]

yeah discord is super dumb

idk why

[icy dew]

My next shivpost (not one but it's just a joke):

Move Shivposts to Steam Discussion

The Quest Master Steam Discussions one

[flint fulcrum]

Day 13 of Shivposting until global conditions release:
Do a Thanos and snap one half of every dungeon part out of existence.

[wicked oar]

Remove the feather. I'm tired of people cheesing my puzzles with this one stinky item

[drowsy furnace]

then just

dont give them the feather

[subtle zodiac]

Add the heavy feather

Every time the player is airborne, they instantly fall

[icy dew]

Trash file: Adds back the bug on the QA Build

[amber jungle]

A plane item the player can hop in that can fly around infinitely. it can go through doors too

[flint fulcrum]

(FINAL DAY)Day 14 of Shivposting until global conditions release:
Give players the ability to delete other people's dungeons.

It's no longer your dungeon, it's OUR dungeon.

[icy dew]

Bat item: Only Shiv can grab it. When it's in your hand, you can one shot your fellow players (even if there isn't the Friendly Fire tag) to be bonked and die

[subtle zodiac]

Invisible cracked floors

[bronze snow]

Invisible Full Moon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbYikXsMCH4

[wicked oar]

Add an option to make everything invisible including dungeon walls, entrance and gem

Then also include players, enemies, and even UI

[wicked oar]

Super honey: in addition to everything that regular honey does, anyone that steps on it can no longer move in any way

(I love softlocking players)

[flint fulcrum]

Ultra honey: Stops time for The entire World when you step on it.

[icy dew]

Every time you go to the Castle Town (getting out of your house or a building), a NPC will run towards you and you need to spent 8 hours talking with him to continue. If you Alt + F4 the game or get out of the game in other way than exitting to desktop (The NPC will prevent your pause button from working until you fonish his talk), then the next time you enter, the NPC will appear with you and you will now need to spend 24 hours talking to him. Get out 1 more time and the next time you enter the game the NPC will talk with you for every input you do, even in the editor.

[halcyon birch]

https://tenor.com/view/the-legend-of-zelda-ocarina-of-time-zelda-nintendo-owl-gif-19577264

[bronze snow]

Bring back parallax with a smaller version of the flow visible below, but instead of being centered on the camera, it's centered on the player. In multiplayer, it's centered on whoever was the last player to start moving, and jankily swings around as different players start and stop.

[quiet heron]

Add Cucui Zorbius

[buoyant radish]

Lucky Key Door: openable only by bringing a Lucky Key from castle town instead of using it to open a Lucky Chest

[icy dew]

Voice everyone with Julian's voice pitched for some NPCs

It also includes Tattle Totems, signs, and every pet in the game

[shrewd crystal]

Make chests moan when you open them

[wicked oar]

Replace everyone's head with Shiv's

[drowsy furnace]

i effectively suggested this before actually

[wicked oar]

Make the player nauseous and vomit whenever they touch a whirlwind or tornado because they spin too much

[flint fulcrum]

Every time you're inside a house or dungeon, there's a random chance of a Jehovah's Witness knocking on a door, forcing you into a very long cutscene where they talk about Jesus. After that, they will say "Do you want to hear what I said again?", with the first dialogue option being randomized between "Yes" or "No".

[amber jungle]

Add the chaos emeralds. When the player get's all 7 in a dungeon they become invincible and have a glow effect that is painful to look at. also thier health begins depletion and runs out in about 30 seconds

[icy dew]

Replace typing your level title with the way Levelhead uses to make you type in your title for your levels
So you must roll around the words to find one for your dungeon, requiring to spent 5 minutes making a title.

[untold pier]

....is that real?

[icy dew]

It is in Levelhead. If you buy the game and unlock the level editor of it you will understand

https://tenor.com/view/ferass18-gif-7869831930024597864

[untold pier]

....unlock?

nah

[stray bridge]

yeaaaaa

[drowsy furnace]

what even is levelhead

[icy dew]

Yeah it's just a random shivpost I made 😛
But basically there is Levelhead on steam, so you can search for it if you want. There is even one in Google Play, costing no dollar with Play Pass.

[rustic hare]

you have to do like four levels of the story, it's not that hard

[drowsy furnace]

that doesnt tell me anything

[icy dew]

1 sec then

[icy dew]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/792710/Levelhead_Platformer_Maker/

Steam

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[pale jungle]

delete the sever

[icy dew]

I know that this s Shivposts but man this one deserves the award to be the most shivpostest of all

[pale jungle]

delete this dudes life

delete the game

delete earth

delete all life everywhere

delelet reality

[rustic moon]

Delete the word delete

Muahhaha

[pale jungle]

mods crush this dudes ears

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-gif-24337002

[rustic moon]

NOT MY EARS

[pale jungle]

rabbit no hear

[rustic moon]

Wut

[pale jungle]

steal this and make it the castle boss theme
https://youtu.be/9g7pr-cFEyQ?si=A4HBximBUuu-dTkG

[pale jungle]

your pfp is a rabbit

[rustic moon]

. . .

No…

It isn’t

[pale jungle]

that thing isnt a rabbit?

i been lied to

[rustic moon]

It’s a fox bro

[pale jungle]

wait

i mistook the hair for the ears

im a dumbass

[rustic moon]

[pale jungle]

you know what

https://tenor.com/view/mods-cut-him-down-tear-him-apart-splay-the-gore-gif-16211356125689318290

https://youtu.be/smWhaV6BVgA?si=qZCY6ax4VXqwKRSd

https://tenor.com/view/pookie-gif-8646909744010298802

[rustic moon]

Once again, our entire dynamic

https://tenor.com/view/loz-eow-loz-deku-scrubs-deku-scrub-legend-of-zelda-legend-of-zelda-echoes-of-wisdom-gif-2447102049843051266

[pale jungle]

mods sentence this man to finish lockland cavern

https://tenor.com/view/death-stare-black-snake-moan-samuel-l-jackson-shocked-wide-eye-gif-7922961204564264622

[rustic moon]

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-star-wars-emperor-do-it-go-for-it-gif-17446081

[untold pier]

DO IT

👀

[icy dew]

It's starting a war here

Better get a popcorn just to watch it

🍿

[rustic moon]

I WILL EVENTUALLY

TRUST

LEMME COOK

It’s a slow cooker

[pale jungle]

ITS BEEN uhhh 4 TO 5 MONTHS DO IT

[rustic moon]

Dw

[pale jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-how-to-basic-beef-stew-beef-beef-stew-how-to-make-a-slow-cooked-beef-stew-gif-21319031

[rustic moon]

SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE

[pale jungle]

this you?

[untold pier]

SIL don't act like you even been playing QM

[rustic moon]

(‘•_•)

How has this happened to me

This is my thread.

How have the turns tabled so

HYPERFIXATIONS DO BE HYPERFIXATING

[pale jungle]

I am the god here

[rustic moon]

https://tenor.com/view/skeletor-running-away-escape-nope-hell-no-gif-11230077378159241796

[pale jungle]

MODS GIVE HIM THE AUTISM AND ADHD

Now you will truly suffer

[rustic moon]

I think I already have one of those

[pale jungle]

The two mental disabilities that counter each other

They clash and create chaos

[rustic moon]

Clash of Titans

[pale jungle]

Is it the rizzmtism or the ADHD

[rustic moon]

ADHD. I’ve heard people describe what it’s like having it and I just keep thinking “damn, this sounds a lot like me.”

[pale jungle]

Mods go get him tested

[untold pier]

I diagnose SIL with ADHD

[rustic moon]

._.

[untold pier]

as a professional ADHD haver

[rustic moon]

Got my PHD in ADHD

[untold pier]

lmao

[pale jungle]

As a professional autism ADHD schizophrenia PTSD processing delays reactive attachment disorder possible asthma depression haver I agree

I bet that's not all of my problems too

[rustic moon]

That’s quite the resumé

[pale jungle]

Gonna turn the corner and boom gonna devolp son new issue

[pale jungle]

What

Auto correct

Damnit

DUCK OFF AUTO CORRECT

[rustic moon]

We gonna talk about “devolp”

[pale jungle]

FUUUUCK

About to drop a distrack on auto correct

[rustic moon]

And then when you type the lyrics out autocorrect will get swift vengeance

[pale jungle]

Nah I'm writing them down mf

[rustic moon]

Write it in cursive. Not even AI can read it

Like, BAD cursive too

[untold pier]

I ain't got all of those but I feel u 🤝

[pale jungle]

My hand writing I cannot read even too

I have had a fucked up life

Mods Delete my existence from reality

[rustic moon]

I’d like to think my standard hand writing is pretty intelligible; but a lot of people can’t read cursive in the first place, soooooo that not as much I suppose

[icy dew]

Add the invisible propety to the player, and make it be turned on by default

So we can have dungeons where you can't see your player

[bronze snow]

Make Zorbius shoot in a bullet hell pattern after you get him to low health.

[pale jungle]

thats a fox

[icy dew]

Add a variant to Twitch-Bones which if you get close to him starts the Sans fight from undertale

[buoyant radish]

add the Frozen property to the downwards ladder which makes it so you have to be lined up perfectly with them to go down them

https://tenor.com/view/link-to-the-past-link-to-the-stairs-zelda-loz-ice-gif-21623797

[pale jungle]

Dojo theme when?

[glad ingot]

that is a real request

[wicked oar]

Breaking bad theme when?

[bronze snow]

Baking Bread theme

[wicked oar]

Now that we have global switches in the game, let's finally add global warming

[vague dew]

Add an achievement for bleeding out alone in the snow in Coldfang Grotto

[flint fulcrum]

Why did Julian call it "Bottomless Hole" if you can place floor underneath it to fall down onto? Is he silly?

[flint fulcrum]

Golden variant should spawn this guy.

[icy dew]

People who don't join the Discord server won't be able to make dungeons and play dungeons from others

And won't also be able to select a character

[subtle zodiac]

Each character is used as a different save file

[drowsy furnace]

quality shivpost

[icy dew]

Instead of 3 players controlling at once, they will permamently follow the P1 and each player must fight to take the lead

Basically Swap Mode from Pizza Tower for people who know about it

[drowsy furnace]

lmfao

quality shivpost

[glad ingot]

guys

only 90 more till 4k!

[drowsy furnace]

im bouta snipe it again :devious:

[amber jungle]

Pols voice equivelent, to kill it you have to activate your microphone and scream as loud as possible

the modern bomb weakness doesn't work

[icy dew]

Make both Shadows and Golden Clones be literally identical to a hero they're copying to (example: Shadow Lanze will exactly be Lanze without 1 pixel of difference)

So we can finally have 2 exact Lanzes to the game

[amber jungle]

You're giving me ideas for when enemy modding happens

[icy dew]

Add Peppino's Final Judgement system to every dungeon in the game.

The tower status depends on how many rooms you have explored. If you explore all the rooms, you get 101%.

If you get a percentage below 95%, then Peppino will dislike your judgement and you will fail the dungeon even completing it. If you get a tower status below 50%, then Peppino will delete your file.

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-tower-peppino-gif-27589888

[wicked oar]

Me when one of the room is completely inaccessible because it is made for the thumbnail:

[icy dew]

When online play gets released, make the game run on π FPS when playing online.

[bronze snow]

FπS ...

[halcyon birch]

make the player instantly die when they touch a spinning turbine or propeller

[stray bridge]

make save files have a 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999 persent every second to delate itself

make that 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

[wicked oar]

Add a 0% chance for the player to actually swing their weapon when they press the attack button

[stray bridge]

lol

[rustic moon]

Allow players to add their mods to the base game for everyone. What could go wrong?

[icy dew]

Sticky Bombs: Won't be affected by winds or pushing objects because it sticks to the ground... And, because it's sticky, when you use it, you can't drop or throw him

Wait

Even better

When you have Show Iten Dialogues on and get this bomb, you will be stuck with the message FOREVER

[flint fulcrum]

That would just be outright IRRATIONAL! ;)

[static flare]

Every time ice melts, it makes the floor slippery. Moving through a slippery floor will force make them slip (force them to keep rolling)

[subtle zodiac]

Make the tutorial force you to take a test on the mechanics of the game, some of the questions are tricks with no real answer and even attempting to answer them causes you to immediately fail

[subtle zodiac]

Make the qm board game

[pale jungle]

?

So?

Well actually wdym

I'm confused

[drowsy furnace]

we need qm board game

[open mulch]

You ever hear of dungeon lords?

That’s basically a QM board game, except you lose your dungeon you’ve been building the whole game to taxes because some stupid paladin decided to kill all your imps and steal your treasure.

[pale jungle]

Delete juilians memories

[bronze snow]

oh I already suggested Jenny Everywhere here

[icy dew]

Based on this #💬│general-chat message (Idk if it already got mentioned though.)

Add P2W mechanics to the game

You can only place 45 parts per day (you can spend 50 Sword Coins to replenish)

Each time you get out of Maker or dungeon board, an ad will appear

There's an in-game shop which costs real money

And in there there's remove ads button and premium mode which coest $40,45

[celest nebula]

Have the critical ring replace your sword with a frying pan (gameplay function of ring is unchanged)

[drowsy furnace]

lmfao

[icy dew]

Make the emoticons affect the gameplay

• Hearts heals you one full heart per use
• Horn (that one where you press 3 on your keyboard) makes all of the others players follow you in multiplayer and call attention to shadows
• Thumbs down makes you report the level you're in (even your own dungeons)
• Curse emoticon curses you forever

[rustic moon]

Wth, I need the emoji you reacted to that with lol

[amber jungle]

Moddable projectiles. Imagine, a Taco shooting Zorbius.

[wicked oar]

Make zorbs, zorbius and any future enemy that can teleport always telefrag the player even if they're standing inside a 1 tile wide corridor

[wicked oar]

Add gauntlets similar to geometri dash gauntlets

[rustic moon]

Buy Julian a pet monkey and let it code the next update

[icy dew]

Black Hole Door: Sucks literally every single part in the room onto it, even the Player itself and Lunarcs. When placed, they will also suck in every single UI in the editor and will already trigger its behavior even when in editor.

You can't also press the menu button because it already sucked it in 😛

[pale jungle]

Add sans

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-spin-rotate-rotating-twirl-gif-27369771

[brazen ocean]

add an enemy named "Avery" and its a regular guy who dies in one hit from the sword but his corpse just stays there

[bronze snow]

Always play the battle music whenever there's enemies in the room. (intentionally forgetting multiplayer) And give each player character a different battle music!

[icy dew]

Allow us to break windows with hammer

So we can escape the dungeobs from others

https://tenor.com/view/rems-glass-hammer-break-break-glass-gif-24096209

[rustic moon]

Have a random chance for Vu to hop down and beat the sh*t out of you

[wicked oar]

Remove lava/poison because it has the exact same function as water

[icy dew]

Add a random chance that when players pass through a door (any door, even Stairwells) they will go to the Backrooms

[gilded talon]

add mustard to christmas theme

[drowsy furnace]

thats just

a thing that would be weird

[pale jungle]

That's the thing shiv posts are weird

[drowsy furnace]

nah but the point is to be funny

[charred frost]

Make it so that everytime you place/remove or modify any tile in the Maker, there is a system popup asking you to confirm your choice.

[icy dew]

Every time 59 seconds passes in the editor, make it so there's a random chance for the game to completely freeze then blue screen your computer.

https://tenor.com/view/bsod-gif-26376970

Everyone loves getting a blue screen then start from scratch, don't they?

In addition to this, remove the Save button. Now you must use Autosave to save your dungeons

[wicked oar]

Make every door just randomly not work at all when placed

[icy dew]

Add a FNAF theme.

• All the enemies are animatronics
• If you die to one, they will jumpscare you just like in FNAF.
• Have a chance to a golden enemy appear in a room. If you stay with him for long enough, he will crash your game.
• make every single room in this theme dark even without a light source
• Also make that the light sources don't change the light of the room at all.

[drowsy furnace]

dont forget to make the enemy ai 2x harder for every 6 minutes spent in the dungeon

[wicked oar]

Make dungeon tags completely invisible

[icy dew]

Make the title appear then size at the player's face then go back in just like in Antonblast

[rustic moon]

Add Wallmasters to castle town

[open mulch]

Imagine trying to do Boo’s cup game only to get wisked back to Grandma’s house.

[drowsy furnace]

imagine trying to use the dungeon board 💀

[icy dew]

Make the game umplayable in the secret update and the only way to play the secret update is with Patreon

[drowsy furnace]

wallmaster flies around the dungeon board and tries to yoink your cursor back to grandma's house

you need to go back and get it yourself

[icy dew]

So like that it will be a secret to steam players and it will always be

[pale jungle]

i am

the one who

makes the

4000th shivpost

destroy the world

[untold pier]

why didn't you make a suggestion for the game

you soiled it

[pale jungle]

i did

the game destroys the world

it consumes all

[untold pier]

👎

don't want it

[pale jungle]

turn shiv lanze and jav into markeptble plushies

[drowsy furnace]

AHAHAHA! IVE TURNED BACK TIME! THE 4000TH SHIVPOST IS MINE:

Replace all pets with recolors of Lucky Jr.