Add farming into the game
#Shivposts - A thread for joke requests and horrible feature ideas
wicked oar
tacit plover
I agree... add that.
flint fulcrum
I agree... add that.
Computre users, smh.
wicked oar
Quest Master for mobile devices
tacit plover
Computre users, smh.
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Fixed it.
latent ibex
wide prawn
asd
pale jungle
wicked oar
Add dank memes that randomly jumpscare you
shrewd crystal
But only when it isn't halloween
hoary maple
Autism Spectrum Disorder?
*#Accepted #Implemented*
no, they added sadness for dyslexic people
ocean talon
Add CaseOh, a 100x100 size dungeon part. I know, still too small.
wicked oar
A 100x100 block that can't be interacted in anyway and blocks you.
hoary maple
so its just inactive golmec but bigger
pale jungle
A 100x100 block that can't be interacted in anyway and blocks you.
Man Caseoh catching strays now
lament isle
If you insult him you get banned from the game.
wicked oar
Fatman
rustic moon
Give Lunarc a gun
south heath
Give Shiv a gun
rustic moon
Give gun
robust drum
Add this
pale jungle
Add this
see this?
yeah this?
get it off this planet
out of the solar system
out of the galaxy
and out of reality
pale jungle
After seeing that… I’m ready
aint no way
you send that
and this is recomended to me
rustic moon
Add randomly spawning Deadhands
vague dew
Zorbius variant that bounces projectiles back for Dead Man's Volley
pale jungle
Zorbius variant that bounces projectiles back for Dead Man's Volley
Would only work with the energy projectile
Purple ball thing
And you would have to spin attack
rustic moon
Zorbius variant that blocks the player’s sword back
vague dew
That's why it's a shivpost
Good luck recharging your spin attack for the return volley (especially if you're playing with a keyboard which makes quickspins a lot more awkward)
pale jungle
That's why it's a shivpost
Good luck recharging your spin attack for the return ...
Unless we got a mirror shield varient of sword
pale jungle
That's why it's a shivpost
Good luck recharging your spin attack for the return ...
Also it's not that hard tbh (not quick spin)
Rather easy
To charge up a spin and reflect his projectiles
hoary maple
do people forget the stick exists
pale jungle
do people forget the stick exists
Well that's on the maker for doing that
hoary maple
dead man's volley zorbius could work with one of two fixes;
-projectiles that don't need spin
-stick
pale jungle
dead man's volley zorbius could work with one of two fixes;
-projectiles that do...
I feel like the Master Sword knock off for this game would knock it back on default
wicked oar
Replace all art with AI Art
tacit plover
Make the "Low Hearts" warning sound start at four hearts
wicked oar
Make the low hearts warning sound louder by 50 decibels, unmuteable, and play all the time.
hoary maple
replace the damage taken grunts with the vine boom sound effect
tacit plover
In that vein just add the "Bruh" sound when you fall into the water.
vague dew
Whenever you get a floor switch puzzle wrong it plays the [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
tacit plover
The fail track from The Price is Right with an accompanying sitcom laugh track
rustic moon
This is just the Mario Maker sound menu at this point
tacit plover
...add Mario Maker's sound effects as note blocks.
tacit plover
Gemini boss monster. He's powered up by all the rings you're NOT wearing.
hoary maple
can only be harmed if wearing the gemini ring
wicked oar
Vu boss: Attacks you by summoning logs. You must break every single log without letting a single one disappear without missing or else you will die
pale jungle
Boxing gloves shorter range less damage faster fire rate more knock back
wicked oar
Rework combat in the game, make it so that every single time you fight, it's a wrestling match
rustic moon
Not mah game 
pale jungle
Not mah game <:Oof:1247358002277908582>
(makes you sprite and animate wrestler keapora gaebora as a boss)
jk
subtle zodiac
Add another player that always hangs out with you and makes worse dungeons, then after a week of not playing you boot up the game and find out he now makes the best dungeons known to mankind so you're just stuck sitting there with you stupid dungeon you once thought was impressive, the worst part is you were just playing casually
Totally not based on any true events from other video games
open mulch
Add a therapist for Thewaffleking.
pale jungle
Totally not based on any true events from other video games
Let me solo her?
Elden Ring?
rustic moon
Add a therapist for all of us
pale jungle
Add window peaking
rustic moon
Add screen peaking
ocean talon
Add window peaking
genuinely doesn't sound like a bad suggestion tbh
wicked oar
Add doxxing
rustic moon
Add VR support. (This has probably already been shivposted lol)
The game is still 2D; but in VR. Don’t ask
ocean talon
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pale jungle
Aha! But I said support! Support without proper mode to make it function right!
We can already do that just replace fortnite in this clip with qm
subtle zodiac
Add fall guys
vague dew
Add fall, guys
They already did. It's called Moonlight Brambles /s
subtle zodiac
> Add fall, guys
They already did. It's called Moonlight Brambles /s
I don't get it
pale jungle
add nukes
pale jungle
That comma wasn’t an accident
what comma
vague dew
I don't get it
What you wrote could be interpreted as "add Fall Guys" or "add fall (the season), guys" if you want to be annoying, which they technically already did due to the halloween update. And I always want to be annoying
rustic moon
> Add fall, guys
They already did. It's called Moonlight Brambles /s
@pale jungle that one
subtle zodiac
Wow ok
wicked oar
Add winter guys
rustic moon
add guys
wicked oar
What about girls?
rustic moon
Good point
I have a solution
Make everyone Shiv
Including the bosses
Cloaked Shiv with a scythe 
pale jungle
Including the bosses
goth shiv?
wicked oar
Add back real life timer for all minigames
rustic moon
Add 30 more chests to Lucky’s Locks
wicked oar
And remove all the keys from his chestd
hoary maple
add ring fragments; you now need to win four times to assemble one ring
and they all have to be the four parts of the same ring
rustic moon
It’s like Kinstones but so much worse
wicked oar
Add piss
subtle zodiac
Lots of shivposts ask to add things, so to mix it up a bit, remove the undo button
open mulch
Give the undo button a buff. It undoes everything in the dungeon.
pale jungle
Only Javelynn players remain now
nah remove all the characters
subtle zodiac
Kill Javelynn
pale jungle
thanos snap the hell out of the game
wicked oar
Shadows are now playable characters
subtle zodiac
Add Link
wicked oar
Kill Zelda
wicked oar
Kill EVERYONE
pale jungle
and erase the idea of quest master from juilan before he ever starts working on it
subtle zodiac
Make him addicted to gambling
Sorry I think I got a little carried away there
Anyway, kill Julian
pale jungle
Sorry I think I got a little carried away there
nah make him addicted to every addiction
wicked oar
Send every single message here to #1297321003923279965
open mulch
Revive all characters. (including historical figures)
pale jungle
Revive all characters. (including historical figures)
wait a damn minute
wicked oar
Revive all characters. (including historical figures)
Yay!
subtle zodiac
That's a bad idea
pale jungle
WE ARE NOT DOING WW2 SQUARED
subtle zodiac
Give this man a prize
open mulch
Then gandalf the grey and gandalf the white.
And Mounty python's holygrail black knight
subtle zodiac
Make qm hyper realistic
wicked oar
Photorealistic trees
subtle zodiac
Replace all sprites with stock images
wicked oar
Stock image of Shiv
subtle zodiac
Stock image of Shiv
"Bunny with knife"
wicked oar
What if it's a swordless dungeon?
subtle zodiac
What if it's a swordless dungeon?
Idk
untold pier
add a property for chests that turns it into a jack-in-the-box that sucker punches the player, knocking them back 5 tiles
hoary maple
add a property for chests that turns it into a jack-in-the-box that sucker punch...
i would love if you could put bumpers inside chests and it did exactly this
untold pier
i would love if you could put bumpers inside chests and it did exactly this
honestly same, I was on the fence about making that a real suggestion 🤭
you know what, I'm doing it
rustic moon
What the actual SH— did I miss!?
flint fulcrum
Add Annoying Orange to the game.
wicked oar
Add blenders to the game
hoary maple
blend annoying orange in the game
wicked oar
Exactly what I thought
hoary maple
add a property for chests that turns it into a jack-in-the-box that sucker punch...
shivposts is leaking
#1303649993357398016 message
pale jungle
chat can we get a some sort of quest master art channel
(a channel for posting decortive rooms and just pretty rooms in general?)
shrewd crystal
Add a monochrome area where everything is monochrome including all the switch blocks
hoary maple
chat can we get a some sort of quest master art channel
(a channel for posting d...
sir, this is a shivposts thread
wicked oar
Remove pixels from the game
pale jungle
sir, this is a shivposts thread
ik
rustic moon
chat can we get a some sort of quest master art channel
(a channel for posting d...
I mean, maker chat is still a fully acceptable place to do so
pale jungle
I mean, maker chat is still a fully acceptable place to do so
why do you think its in here
rustic moon
Oh lol
untold pier
shivposts is breaking down
untold pier
lmao
rustic moon
Chaotic vibing has always been my alignment
untold pier
I love that we get it wrong sometimes though
like the spring-in-a-box turned out to not be a shivpost
rustic moon
Yeah lol
untold pier
and now it's a thing
rustic moon
Like we have an idea that’s literally just crazy enough to work
There’s a fine line between insanity and creativity
We simply walk it like a tightrope on a regular basis
hoary maple
get ready for meth projectiles soon
rustic moon
there is however a line
hoary maple
i still unironically think that the 1000th suggestion should actually be put in; just make it a ring and its fine
untold pier
is it pinned? I forgot what it was
rustic moon
The invisible player ring lol
untold pier
OH LOL
hoary maple
it would work as a ring IMO; its the players choice if they suffer =p
untold pier
honestly
rustic moon
No worse than hero ring-
hoary maple
invisible+hero ring ring =p
untold pier
wait, secret use for that: experiencing art dungeons without distraction
wait couldn't we have a lot of things to support non-traditional dungeon types, like art dungeons?
rustic moon
Not sure what you mean, tbh. Then again, it’s late; and my brain might still be a little fried from playing a weeping angel style section in a game
tacit plover
Add an Anti "Colorblind Mode" Mode
rustic moon
Wouldn’t that just be turning on colorblind mode while not being colorblind? Or am I stupid?
Then again
It is a shivpost
So why question it
tacit plover
I figure it would make reds and greens even closer in shade
pale jungle
I figure it would make reds and greens even closer in shade
Nah make it pitch black and gaslight them
wicked oar
Make the game unpausable
tacit plover
Make the game unpausable
but still open the menu in full screen?
wicked oar
Ye
tacit plover
Good.
wicked oar
Remove fullscreen and windowed mode
winged terrace
we going back in time for this one
Add the ability to go back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu
shrewd crystal
Replace every single asset with one recreated in a vector program
winged terrace
Make a Detroit theme
pale jungle
Make a Detroit theme
wicked oar
Make every single object that can be invisible become invisible when placed
And remove spectral stuff
rustic moon
Make invisible objects invisible in maker mode too
wicked oar
Tru
hoary maple
"wait, where's the cursor?"
invisible maker mode cursor
untold pier
retcon shivposts to be all written by the actual Shiv in-lore
rustic moon
Shivposts is canonically shivs diary of all the monstrous things they wanna make
pale jungle
Shivposts is canonically shivs diary of all the monstrous things they wanna make
New head canon shiv is a clinically insane war criminal
hoary maple
so far shiv canon is theyre an arsonist working at a fast food restaurant
open mulch
Shiv when they see a KFC deep fryer.
pale jungle
Shiv when they see a KFC deep fryer.
open mulch
Add a version of Lucky’s locks with a 1/100000 chance to win. If you win, you get to add one shiv post of your choice. If you lose, your PC deletes system 32.
rustic moon
Add more number signs
rustic moon
Add the one ring
pale jungle
TO RULE THEM ALL
rustic moon
lol
I feel like that one was more the kind of thing Shivposts was made for
Not something so unbelievably out there. Just a really really bad suggestion lol
rustic moon
A ring that allows you to roll midair
Wait
That actually sounds kinda badass
But it would break stuff, so it’s a valid shivpost
wicked oar
Break all old dungeons
untold pier
A ring that allows you to roll midair
it would be nice if the roll button did something in the air though 🤔
wicked oar
Air dash item
wicked oar
Remove rolling, sword spins and rolling slashes for the player from the game
shrewd crystal
Add powerwords from Skyrim
hoary maple
the placing of the starter house is inconvenient if you want to get to the play board.
move the house to the dojo, the signboard to the castle and the dojo to Gemini. Gemini is now the castle, locked behind the guards
rustic moon
Remove rolling, sword spins and rolling slashes for the player from the game
I like the implication that Shadow keeps them
rustic moon
Add more arrow signs
wicked oar
60 degree arrow signs
open mulch
Add 360 degree arrow signs. It just goes in a circle.
vague dew
When you go up to it you turn 360° and walk away
wicked oar
allow signs to walk
rustic moon
Make buttons raise when you step on them
wicked oar
Make buttons smile when you step on them
rustic moon
Nah, wtf
shrewd crystal
Add the jonkler
rustic moon
Allow enemies to be set as projectiles
pale jungle
Allow enemies to be set as projectiles
Zorbious that shoots zorbious
That also shoot zorbious that also shoot zorbious THAT ALSO-
hoary maple
-spawns a golmec.
....that spawns zorbius
wicked oar
Allow projectiles to be set as enemies
rustic moon
Being chased by a rock
hoary maple
Allow enemies to be set as projectiles
wicked oar
Zorbious that shoots zorbious
That also shoot zorbious that also shoot zorbious THAT ALSO-
rustic moon
Oh, God, what’s happening-
ocean talon
-shoot Golmec which spawn Zorbius that's shooting Zorbius THAT ALSO...
pale jungle
-shoot Golmec which spawn Zorbius that's shooting Zorbius THAT ALSO...
shoot a cluster bomb of 5 zorbs that fire a zorbious each THAT ALSO
subtle zodiac
Make it so you can put chests in chests
wicked oar
Add cooking minigame
shrewd crystal
Alright bullet round
Give Shiv a conscience that whenever they do something wrong like killing enemies, breaking stuff, or "stealing" items the game stops for a text box telling them what they just did was wrong
Add gohdan from windwaker
Replace all text sound effects with Julian personally reading the text bos (no AI)
Make it possible for Lanze specifically to kill town npcs
Remove third character
Make all dungeons retroactively minimum of two player
Add god the shopkeeper from Link's awakening
Make all the color based mechanics monochome
Make envelopes moan when you lick them
add envelopes
add the ability to lick envelopes
Make bombs require ammo (the actual ammo item to be added later)
Add negative coins that if you accidentally pick them up you're permanently locked out of the coin reward
Lock dungeon parts behind completing lucky's whole minigame
Add guns (they also need ammo)
shrewd crystal
Add the bow and arrow (You'll never believe it, but they also need ammo)
Add arrow to the knee guy as a really hard secret boss
rustic moon
Add duct tape so I can make Jestro stop lol
wicked oar
Add glue
vague dew
Add plastic glue
(It doesn't actually stick anything together as nothing in the game world is made of polystyrene for it to dissolve, but it does smell fun)
shrewd crystal
Add psychedelic mushrooms that make the screen swirl
subtle zodiac
Add
(it was at this moment that my brain stopped and wondered what I'm doing with my life)
shrewd crystal
Remove all variations of the sword
Replace lance with Niko from Oneshot
Fire rod can no longer light torches
Add a variation of bombs that explode the second you pull them out
Fake key item that breaks in the lock when you use it
Dungeon theme which makes everything pure black including the player and enemies
wicked oar
Remove save files
shrewd crystal
Remove the favourite feature
Add dungeon dislikes
Add a new tab dedicated to levels that I star
Add permanent enemy corpses
And blood when you hit enemies
Slap hand that deals no damage but knocks everything back a ton (including blocks)
Grappling hook that lets you swing from the ceiling
pale jungle
Were almost to 2500 messages
shrewd crystal
Credit everyone who requested a feature that made it into the full game regardless of if the actual creators already thought of it or if it was a duplicate
untold pier
Credit everyone who requested a feature that made it into the full game regardle...
... once for every feature they requested muahahahaaa
I think I got like 5 this recent update
shrewd crystal
Add the bugged ice theme as a real theme alongside the actual ice theme
Ice walls, lava floors, wind music, forest gem, spooky asset changes, water floor deco, desert wall deco
pale jungle
Add the bugged ice theme as a real theme alongside the actual ice theme
Wait can you see it?
pale jungle
I was there when it was written
Dm me the screen shot
Please with a stack of 10 grand in USA money on top
shrewd crystal
I respect the game devs’ right to keep their secrets until they are ready to be revealed
So I took none
shrewd crystal
A giant leviathian boss that comes with its own arena that is all water except for a bridge leading up to a platform where the majority of the fight takes place. You can edit the arena, but if it’s smaller than allowed or you replace the wrong tiles with water the boss gets deleted
You can only use it in deepcoral and if you change themes the boss is deleted anyway
wicked oar
Make the leviathan appear in the title screen staring at the player's screen if they make him disappear
shrewd crystal
wicked oar
Remove grass from everything
vague dew
Add the bugged ice theme as a real theme alongside the actual ice theme
The what
wicked oar
Give everyone a tail
shrewd crystal
And remove shiv's
wicked oar
Humanize Shiv
pale jungle
Humanize Shiv
What do you mean by humanize?
wicked oar
turn her into a human
wicked oar
unless maybe shiv is just a human cosplaying as a bnuuy
shrewd crystal
Add elemental damage to rings
Remove rolling
Lock every single pushable object to the tilegrid
hoary maple
lanze furry
shrewd crystal
Add the earthmover from ultrakill
pale jungle
Add the earthmover from ultrakill
shrewd crystal
You know what
Add every boss from ultrakill
Add The Corpse of King Minos
Add the Minotaur
Add Minos Prime
Add the Flesh Panopticon
open mulch
The ULTRAKILL fanbase has invaded shiv posts. We’re doomed.
wicked oar
Add cu-
wicked oar
I just want my favorite drink to be added to the game 😦
open mulch
Make it so every time you die in you have to do the trolly problem with QM NPCs.
shrewd crystal
100% Completion
open mulch
Update all the square tiles so they look more like a square.
pale jungle
Update all the square tiles so they look more like a square.
I only see two sides of equal. Length
wicked oar
Make every single sprite in the game blurry
shrewd crystal
Alter every color to be maximum saturation
🧎
hoary maple
shiv fangirl squad
rustic moon
Let us make Lunarc fully invisible
shrewd crystal
Not possible unfortunately
vague dew
It's not even SCP-3008, it's just a normal ikea
End of level gem is a meatball
shrewd crystal
The unique boss is mister meatball from runmo
wicked oar
Randomize every single room in the game
Me when I enter Lucky's house and end up inside the second floor of my home:
robust drum
If you stay in a dungeon too long, you become old, which makes you slower.
you also need the glasses item to see properly.
robust drum
subtle zodiac
Randomize every single room in the game
This includes dungeons, and it resets each update.
Watch everyone scramble to find which dungeon leads to the dungeon builder
wicked oar
Chaos
wicked oar
Add random filters everywhere
rustic moon
Make the game look like this lyric vid I’m making
pale jungle
make lanze into a girl and name them linze
open mulch
I accidentally clicked on that video while my Bluetooth speaker was connected bro. It was set to max volume.
pale jungle
I accidentally clicked on that video while my Bluetooth speaker was connected br...
your bluetooth device is connected successfully
rustic moon
I accidentally clicked on that video while my Bluetooth speaker was connected br...
Oh, dear God
Hope ya like jazz (‘•_•)
open mulch
My family did not like jazz.
rustic moon
subtle zodiac
Make your character fall asleep if you play past 10:00 pm
They don't wake up until 10:00 am
open mulch
12 hours of sleep?
rustic moon
Man, if only
open mulch
Clearly, Lanze isn't a very good student. Only the best students are able to run on half an hour of sleep and a partially eaten snickers.
wicked oar
Add daydreaming to the game
shrewd crystal
As an idle animation of you stand still for more than .2 seconds
And it takes an entire animation after you press an input for you to be able to control the player again
rustic moon
Give emotes animations that can’t be interrupted
wicked oar
Add more balls to the game later
wicked oar
Make everything random
hoary maple
add random balls
wicked oar
OH shit!
wicked oar
Add Shrek as a raid boss to the game
shrewd crystal
Donkey as the jukebox item
you put him in a room to change the music to another track, but song by Donkey
rustic moon
Let us remove the entrance for good.
Chooses a random door in the dungeon to spawn the player from
wicked oar
Make it so that entering a portal sometimes rickrolls the player
quiet heron
Suggestion: Escalator ramps. They function like regular ramps but in reverse, so you can only slide up on them and you need Boots to run downwards. Running downwards spawns mall cops on segways chasing after you.
quiet heron
Suggestion: Hyperfeather. Pressing the jump button makes the player jump straight up so high they end up on the floor above if there's a hole in the ceiling. And since you jump straight up, you fall straight down again 
Suggestion: Reverse-grip property for Fire Rod. Makes the Fire Rod shoot towards the player instead of away from them. Will always friendly fire.
hoary maple
Self Destruct Rod: Kills everything in the room. includes player.
wicked oar
New goozling variant: grey
This goozling will gradually spread across the entire level and destroy everything and everyone
And the best part is that it is completely unstoppable
amber ledge
There are worse apocalypses, to be sure
untold pier
add Kinstones to the game
hoary maple
ringstones* rings now require you to fuse the parts together
make rings once per dungeon consumables
theyre now donuts
wicked oar
Add your mom
hoary maple
my mom played quest master. she couldn't get the hang of roll jumping
narrow trout
wicked oar
Add furret
pale jungle
add the entire devil may cry franshise entire doom franshise and ultrakill into the game
wicked oar
Rename the troll tag to beginner friendly
Old levels with the troll tag will also have their troll tags renamed to beginner friendly
open mulch
Add friends so I’m not lonely. 😔
wicked oar
Rejected
open mulch
That’s ok. Not the first time I’ve been rejected trying to get friends.😢
wicked oar
And won't be the last
tacit plover
Add DVORAK and Stenography keyboard support
hoary maple
add a bar, and drunk status
vague dew
add a bar, and drunk status
Add Leaf Lover's Special
open mulch
Add the wheel of death from little big planet one.
hoary maple
add dating sim mechanics
pale jungle
add dating sim mechanics
untold pier
add dating sim mechanics
we'll need more girl characters in the game or I'm refunding
open mulch
Add jaslighting to the game.
hoary maple
its already in
wicked oar
Make the game inaccessible for humans
pale jungle
Add this as a boss
shrewd crystal
Jesus Prime???
vague dew
Make the game inaccessible for humans
smug therian noises
hoary maple
remove all languages, replace with a fictional indecipherable language
shrewd crystal
“The book was written in parkour”
subtle zodiac
Make the game inaccessible for humans
As a pile of garbage I don't see the problem with this suggestion
wicked oar
Add recycling minigame to the game
subtle zodiac
NO
hoary maple
clean up castle town by finding litter and fishing up cans
hoary maple
add romance
wicked oar
Add marriage
urban sundial
I feel like i could end this with sonething but i shouldnt
hoary maple
something something baby carriage
shrewd crystal
Change the three player characters to fit a family dynamic
rustic moon
You break it you bought it policy.
If you break the game, you have to pay for it again
wicked oar
Allow people to steal the game
hoary maple
deduct the price of stolen copies from Thomas' pay
wicked oar
Add global warming to the game
untold pier
Add global warming to the game
need global switches first for that to work 🤭
wicked oar
Heaters too
untold pier
Add the jukebox.
#2500thShivpost
rustic moon
Already!?
hoary maple
hey, jukebox is a legit suggestion not a shivpost =p
untold pier
hey, jukebox is a legit suggestion not a shivpost =p
yes but it was rejected so many times it's reasonable to think it won't ever be added lol
however, since the 2500th shivpost is guaranteed to be implemented, I used that to our advantage
hoary maple
still waiting on invisible player tag =p (though unironically, making it a ring would work)
subtle zodiac
Next update just slightly changes the color of the grass in castle town
wicked oar
Add phoenix wright to the game
rustic moon
Make every trigger activate square sockets.
Iykyk
hoary maple
next milestone; 5k
amber ledge
Add soup and other food items
flint fulcrum
Next update just slightly changes the color of the grass in castle town
Change the color to ultraviolet.
flint fulcrum
Make every trigger activate square sockets.
Iykyk
I don't get it...
rustic moon
I don't get it...
Never seen the video of the dude putting all the shapes from one of those shape blocks for toddlers into the square slot?
flint fulcrum
Never seen the video of the dude putting all the shapes from one of those shape ...
Nop.
wicked oar
Make shape conditions misleading
rustic moon
Make shape conditions misleading
Change the colors around and make the links dependent on color, not shape
open mulch
It goes in the square hole.
hoary maple
add minecraft update
wicked oar
Add actual torture
pliant oxide
add the magma beams from mega man 9 in all their instakill glory
rustic moon
add the magma beams from mega man 9 in all their instakill glory
No. . . Dear God no. . .
wicked oar
Add flash man to the game, so now there's a boss that can just stop time at random intervals off screen
open mulch
Remove the stool from the game. Too OP.
pale jungle
Remove the stool from the game. Too OP.
Remove yourself from the game too slow
open mulch
☹️
hoary maple
replace the antipiracy measure with "all npcs and enemies change to uninteractable lucky sprites"
tawny patio
Allow piracy, but only allow them to see the Troll levels
hoary maple
thats actually hilarious =p
"okay you can play, but only the shivpost and troll levels"
wicked oar
Add peanuts
wicked oar
Add Pokemon Legends Arceus to the game
wicked oar
Add a dislike button for user made dungeons
hoary maple
Report button now adds the dungeon to a "hall of shame" channel on the discord
shrewd crystal
If you pirate the game you're only allowed to play hall of shame levels
wicked oar
And the fps cap is always 16 or less
shrewd crystal
me playing some of y'all's dungeons be like
hoary maple
add "shivpost" tag
open mulch
Bad suggestions only
tawny patio
We have the One-Hit dungeon feature.
Now add the One-Shot feature, where if you die in the dungeon it deletes itself, including the verification run
wicked oar
Taking an idea from https://discord.com/channels/802965133998424064/1310807348486475796
Add a Hate button for user made dungeons
tacit temple
let us give rings to all enemies
tall perch
Actually
tacit temple
risky ring golden goozer when
tall perch
I'd say not so shivpost
But yeah there'll be more variants so we'll see
Attacking a golden goozer with defence ring wearing a defence ring too
... ugh
tacit temple
I'd say not so shivpost
ehh idk... it makes sense for shadows, not so much for the rest x)
tall perch
That's like 128 hits?
wicked oar
Allow enemies to equip every single ring at once rather than just 2
tacit temple
absolutely
hoary maple
once we get the 4 ring box, lucky+crit+safety+steady is the nightmare combo
ghost over lucky if you feel the base odds are enough
wicked oar
once we get the 4 ring box, lucky+crit+safety+steady is the nightmare combo
Replace safety with cursed
For some reason shadows with a cursed ring take 11 swings to kill and one with safety ring takes 8
hoary maple
is the sword doing 2 hearts of damage...?
were you wearing the risky ring when you tested that?
wicked oar
Last time I tested that I was using symbol abd lucky ring
flint fulcrum
Add metal pipes.
wicked oar
Replace the metal bar with a metal pipe
stray bridge
add a tag that makes the fbi come to your house when you add it
wide prawn
Add the jukebox.
#2500thShivpost
Add Quest Master inside Quest Master. So everytime you face an enemy another QM boots and you gotta complete a dungeon.
stray bridge
add quest master in QM in QM in QM in QM so when you exit quest master you go to steam in quest master and you have to play quest master and then exit and reopen quest master in steam in quest master and close quest master to exit quest master
untold pier
oh my god
hoary maple
put super dungeon maker in quest master in legend maker in dampes dungeon
rustic moon
Wth have you guys been doing over here-
flint fulcrum
Game is not German enough. Make the game more German, please.
Oh yeah, add the political compass to the game as well.
untold pier
considering the game is set in a kingdom, I think the politics would be limited to basically "Loyal or Dead"
flint fulcrum
considering the game is set in a kingdom, I think the politics would be limited ...
Nah, the game has a female playable character, meaning that the game is politicized DEI or whatever it's called. (Sarcasm)
Also, politics would get hundreds of people invested in the game, LMAO-
hoary maple
Nah, the game has a female playable character, meaning that the game is politici...
shiv has no canon gender. def woke.
flint fulcrum
shiv has no canon gender. def woke.
WOKE!! 😡😡🤬🤬
We should let Elon Musketeer buy the game, rename it X Master, and use his AI to create the game instead! 🤬
(/s)
crystal mulch
Also, politics would get hundreds of people invested in the game, LMAO-
Ayo new marketing strategy detected
flint fulcrum
Ayo new marketing strategy detected
REAL-
rustic moon
Nah that’s crazy XD
flint fulcrum
Ayo new marketing strategy detected
Anyways, can you delay the update by -24 hours?
Important for Shivposting.
Don't forget to add SuS to this new update!
tawny patio
Ayo new marketing strategy detected
This new update is weird, not sure if I like it
I am not a pixel artist, send help
subtle zodiac
Add ivernvrygsdnohhjkdaargjnoyhvdeehjbkoytjbcffgijhguhfeisjeocornicjsknrjcnrijfncindksjsjkenrifnckdneosnkehrbckcppwlmapmskenkcnndmxmkzmwppqoqpwepekpekqplqmsldmdnbbxnxnidnwkenrifnutnyifnfienkxnbdmncnxsnowomxnowkndownsiqppqmmsjdjrnjrirntjtjtkfkfkdkdksowowkkwneirndjdixjfjrjbgifycixoslemfnjxcnnnzbbzbajjakaaooadjuedkndjdosjrudosndhiendjdje.
Honestly I think it would be a great addition to the game.
wicked oar
Allow players to curse everyone by using the curse emote
flint fulcrum
Add ivernvrygsdnohhjkdaargjnoyhvdeehjbkoytjbcffgijhguhfeisjeocornicjsknrjcnrijfn...
That's such a good idea, tbh.
flint fulcrum
On the Good Friday update, give us the ability to kill Jesus.
tawny patio
Oh, hold on, I like this direction of thinking. When are we getting the Religion Update?
hoary maple
i think theres a goddess aetheria or something which the kingdom is named after
flint fulcrum
Oh, hold on, I like this direction of thinking. When are we getting the Religion...
April 1st 2025. Same day as Hollow Knight Silksong.
hoary maple
and more than just pals r-18 edition
tawny patio
April 1st 2025. Same day as Hollow Knight Silksong.
Silksong isn't real
open mulch
Same day as Hollow Knight Silksong? That’s not April 1st, it’s tomorrow.
flint fulcrum
Silksong isn't real
It's real for Shivposting.
wicked oar
Add the entirety of Elden ring to the game because I'm broke and I can't properly play 3d games
subtle zodiac
Add dolphin emulator
pale jungle
Add dolphin emulator
Nintendo hearing this be like
untold pier
Lucky plush
stray bridge
thats normal, not part of a shivpost, i think? idk
wicked oar
Lucky should give you an infinite use lockpick instead of a key
But the lockpick can only open locked doors in castle town
stray bridge
🤣
hoary maple
unlucky ring
never get boo or moo, always lose at lucky's even when theres only one chest
subtle zodiac
Next time you enter you have to bring your own chest
wicked oar
Chest container or chest body?
hoary maple
Chroma Key floor tiles
subtle zodiac
I've done it. I've scrolled all the way to the top of the tread, manually. I saw some truly horrifying things on the way there, but I've found a true piece of history.
The first shivpost.
Also I came up with a shivpost I don't think as ever been requested
Make the game free, but don't add ads or microtransactions, causing the devs to go bankrupt and delete the game
untold pier
I've done it. I've scrolled all the way to the top of the tread, manually. I saw...
THE DEDICATION
stray bridge
this is the real first one
flint fulcrum
Compensation Ring - Increases the length of your... sword...
(Lucky gives it to you after failing too many times.)
pale jungle
Make atheria canonically in Australia and flip the whole game upside down
rustic moon
Give swinging your sword insane recoil and slow your move speed temporarily. DbD style
hoary maple
pin shivposts
vague dew
Shiv pinposts
hoary maple
delete #1120385375551115374
pale jungle
Delete earth
open mulch
Don’t say that or Julian just might lol.
subtle zodiac
Delete bug reports
subtle zodiac
Add depression
wicked oar
Add man eating plant enemies to the game. They can insta kill all ♂️ characters
hoary maple
so lanze
wicked oar
rustic moon
Add the Backwards Long Jump
hoary maple
wearing the vampire ring now kills you in sunlight
drowsy furnace
make it so when raising the water level in the quarry theme, it raises the lava level instead
wicked oar
Make the player slowly die to overheating in the quarry theme
and the player slowly die to freezing in the ice theme
untold pier
make it so when raising the water level in the quarry theme, it raises the lava ...
lava levels were confirmed fyi 
drowsy furnace
add lava flippers that let you swim in lava then (they dont work in water)
untold pier
ehehe
grand linden
Add eye tracker compatibility. if you ever stop looking at the screen your save file gets deleted
stray bridge
OH GOD PLEASE NO
grand linden
oh you know what
we are getting super bombs but what about mini bombs?
and by that of course i mean
samus's bombs
you already do a curl piroette in the air what's stopping you from pooping a bouncy explosive?
subtle zodiac
do you mean metroid
flint fulcrum
Add a boss named after my deadname that I can kill.
grand linden
do you mean metroid
yeah the guy from the game
wicked oar
Adam Malkovich?
Make the story mode of Quest Master completely based in the story of Metroid Other M. I heard everyone loves the story part of Other M
grand linden
and make the intro of Quest Master exactly the same as skyrim
wicked oar
And make the ending of Quest master exactly the same as the ending of Hello Neighbor 1
grand linden
exactly. now this is good game design
subtle zodiac
yeah the guy from the game
(that was a joke)
grand linden
(i know mine too)
tawny patio
Now that we can pick Chiptune or Orchestral music, make it so we can pick Pixel or 3D graphics
hoary maple
"thomas art or julian art"
wicked oar
Allow us to pick between playing the game with our account or with other people's accounts around the world (no need to enter a password)
grand linden
why stop at that, add an AI that trains on human made dungeons and creates new ones
grand linden
very serious shivpost. hold a yearly or whateverly contest of dungeons, the winner gets to ask the devs directly for a small feature, like a new sign or an enemy or a skin etc
and really boost the exposure w streamers and whatnot
like, on a sidenote, i bet that people doing custom pokemon maps and stuff would have an incredible time here
go to Pointcrow or whomever is doing that these days and who knows
urban sundial
Add drinking alcohol, there’s a drunk effect that gets worse the more you drink, eventually the player character faints and the game crashes
wicked oar
Add more drugs to the game. This game lack fun substances
subtle zodiac
very serious shivpost. hold a yearly or whateverly contest of dungeons, the winn...
That's not a shivpost
flint fulcrum
Third music option; Kazoo.
tawny patio
Fourth music option; The Voices
hoary maple
Fifth music option; Julian performing the songs in acapella
open mulch
that should be sold as a supporter dlc lol. I'd buy it.
wicked oar
Sixth music option: silent (clearly different then just turning off the music)
vague dew
Make the sun leak
pale jungle
first person mode for 3d quest amster
grand linden
quest hamster is my favourite bootleg pikachu
pale jungle
we should ask juilian about this game hes playing i never heard of quest master
wicked oar
Add 🗿
tawny patio
I second this, add 🗿
winged terrace
Golemec variant
stray bridge
first person mode for 3d quest amster
whoah good idea
grand linden
oh you know what
we should get a nose shape for the golemec for every gem shape
in the back is fine too if the nose is not doable
like the nose is missing and you are giving it back
flint fulcrum
Add a new NPC in Castle Town who wants to create his very own board game. His main dialogue is basically him talking about how his fans always complain to him and are never satisfied with the progress of this new game.
subtle zodiac
Add a fourth playable character but they are only useable in the intro
wicked oar
Add an intro level in story mode where the player is given and spoiled with all the OP stuff, but then take everything away once the intro level is completed.
tacit temple
Add a fourth playable character but they are only useable in the intro
They have their own bed on the player's house but they just refuse to wake up so you can never play as them
stray bridge
make it so when you intaract with anything you have to read the whole bible
before doing it
grand linden
what
stray bridge
its a shivpost
grand linden
saintpilled holypost biblemaxxing
untold pier
nah we out here sinmaxxing
grand linden
be gay do crime
untold pier
you get it
wicked oar
make it so when you intaract with anything you have to read the whole bible
Not long enough, force the player to read the entire Owl House revamped fanfiction
grand linden
no this is all wrong
turn it into a drinking game
every time you get hit you drink a shot
every time you die, you shotgun a beer
every time you like a dungeon, you can ignore two shots
stray bridge
Not long enough, force the player to read the entire Owl House revamped fanficti...
idk what the "owl house" is but i'm asumeing its WAY TOO LONG
wicked oar
The single longest piece of literature to ever exist
pale jungle
idk what the "owl house" is but i'm asumeing its WAY TOO LONG
Watch the owl house
pale jungle
The single longest piece of literature to ever exist
There's a loud house fanfic that's longer then the fucking Bible
At least I am told
wicked oar
Ah right
pale jungle
Which I'm concern for the authors sanity
wicked oar
It's called loud house and not owl house
pale jungle
It's called loud house and not owl house
Owl house is still goated
hoary maple
oh was the subspace emissary fanfic beaten?
winged terrace
I suppose so
rustic moon
Let us give Lunarc items.
wicked oar
Delete every single user made dungeon that has less than 10 likes
hoary maple
then delete likes
tawny patio
Delete every single user
open mulch
Every week, Julian deletes the save file of a random person who has made a shivpost.
glad ingot
Every week, Julian deletes the save file of a random person who has made a shivp...
^that^
subtle zodiac
Maga Reset Button
Rests the game to it's beta version, before it was even playable
rustic moon
Add a button that blue screens Julian’s PC for no reason
wicked oar
Add a code editor before implementing modding.
flint fulcrum
Make Lucky a German self-insert of Julian with a bratwurst on his head. The theme that plays in his shop is replaced by a bass-boosted version of Schnappi Das Kleine Krokodil.
rustic moon
Allow Julian to blue screen any player’s PC
crystal mulch
Add a button that blue screens Julian’s PC for no reason
im glad im on mac then
crystal mulch
Let us give Lunarc items.
soon
untold pier
did not know Julian actually reads this stuff
crystal mulch
yea i read most
rustic moon
Yeah, I’ve seen him drop skull emojis before
untold pier
alright take this then: remove the size and dimension restrictions of all objects like rocks and pressure plates
INSTANT skull emoji lmfao
winged terrace
Me about to throw a rock the size of a large dungeon
Also how about a worst dungeon of the day feature
Just the daily dungeon but bad
untold pier
LOL
add a challenge board that only shows dungeons with a 0% clear rate
crap I actually like that idea
winged terrace
Dang... yeah
untold pier
I forget if there are any plans to expand search filtering, but that could be done. allow searching for dungeons based on clear rate
tacit temple
nightly dungeon board that shows a random 0% dungeon and gives the nightly badge to the first person that clears it
and you just have to pray it doesn't pick a Silenceint level
winged terrace
actually sounds like a good idea tho
rustic moon
Poor Julian watching the community crumble into madness
winged terrace
glad ingot
can we have a banana pet and if theres george and banana pet george will eat the banana pet...
Aka multiplayer pet interactions
flint fulcrum
Lucky is becoming less demure. Make Lucky gay again.
quiet heron
An alternative soundpack that is Julian imitating the in-game sounds with his voice.
quiet heron
Quest Master: The Tabletop RPG. Create a character! Customize your character with Rings! Explore dungeons crafted by the Quest Master! Then enter the next dungeon! Get lucky! Get Lucky
wicked oar
Get Yuckl
subtle zodiac
Add an NPC to castle town that you can't interact with and all their sprites are just stock images
pliant oxide
add mewthree
wicked oar
add doduno
rustic moon
Add a bombos medallion that, when used in the ice theme, melts it into the water theme
vague dew
Add the temperature shock mechanic from DRG. If you get burned when fully frozen, or fully frozen whilst on fire, you take a massive amount of bonus damage
pale jungle
Add a bombos medallion that, when used in the ice theme, melts it into the water...
Finally dark world transitions
open mulch
Make it so when gold slimes travel on snow it turns yellow.
pale jungle
If you get frozen and golmec lands on you you shatter into thousands of pieces and die instantly
glad ingot
If you get frozen and golmec lands on you you shatter into thousands of pieces a...
does he even have thousands of pixles?
pale jungle
does he even have thousands of pixles?
If you count each sprite as separate Thomas sad there was around 300 character sprites which would be 100 each
Now they all have more then one pixel
So yes they do
upper ibex
Lucky is becoming less demure. Make Lucky gay again.
We dont want Lucky to be zesty.😂
flint fulcrum
We dont want Lucky to be zesty.😂
He already is...
(The ice update made him zestier.)
hoary maple
quiet heron
Collab with Shadow Labyrinth to introduce a "Shadow Labyrinth Retro Throwback" Theme (it's all pellets and ghosts)
winged terrace
Add the ability to insert media directly into a dungeon
shrewd crystal
Make ice blocks freeze you if you push them because they’re cold
Make the only ways to not have this happen are wear a type of gauntlets or the ice ring
wicked oar
Make the player instantly and permanently freeze in Coldfang Grotto
shrewd crystal
Add the elemental and weather systems from botw (freeze to death in the ice dungeon, burn to death in the fire dungeon, if you go the wrong way in the forest dungeon you have to start over…)
open mulch
Only Javelyn is allowed in the sand dungeon.
hoary maple
add literally the last 10 minutes of maker chat
wicked oar
Make the length of Water dungeons automatically becomes longer than 5 hours
And the Wind dungeon makes the player suffocate to death due to the lack of oxygen because of being so high up
hoary maple
moonlight brambles can only be played on 31st October
rustic moon
Add omnidirectional stairwells
drowsy furnace
make it so shiv cant wear rings because they dont fit on their paws
also add lava flippers that let you swim (and dive, once lava levels are added) in lava
(they dont work in water and also you cant see the player whatsoever while under lava because it isnt seethrough)
tawny patio
Remove Shiv, killing Shivposts in the process
vague dew
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120107922865786970/1319481281708294205/2...
Snowflame be like
I know his thing is coke, not meth, but shhhhh
hoary maple
cocaine projectile?
wicked oar
AIDS Powerup: once you grab it, you become overpowered but every second you have a chance of instantly dying and fairies cannot revive you.
drowsy furnace
AIDS Powerup: once you grab it, you become overpowered but every second you have...
aids ring
rustic moon
Once again, Julian just reading this stuff like
wide prawn
Almost at 3k
wide prawn
AIDS Powerup: once you grab it, you become overpowered but every second you have...
And don't joke with something serious
hoary maple
shotgun
hoary maple
"off centre" update: makes it so you can place object thats are off centre by a pixel or two just to mess with peoples OCD
untold pier
"off centre" update: makes it so you can place object thats are off centre by a ...
pure evil
drowsy furnace
to add to that
make grass and stuff ALWAYS generate on the corners of pixels
so they ALWAYS clip into adjacent walls
(if possible)
quiet heron
Dimension doors that throw you into a random different dungeon upon entering.
You get a badge if you dimension-door back to the dungeon you started from.
winged terrace
With about 3300 dungeons currently out there, it wouldn’t be impossible.
I did the math earlier today
There’s not that much
We need to make more
quiet heron
With about 3300 dungeons currently out there, it wouldn’t be impossible.
It wouldn't be, but first you'd had to get into a different dungeon with a dimension door, and from there the dimension door would have to get you back into the dungeon you started from.
Any dungeon without a dimension door (of which there currently are 3300) would be a dead end :P
drowsy furnace
nah i'd say it only takes you to dungeons with a dimension door
so its like a treasure hunt within the dungeon
for the door
vague dew
Move to using pride versioning for updates
Wow that was the complete wrong link, sorry
drowsy furnace
we ball
drowsy furnace
Allow players to add the cup shuffling minigame in their dungeons
and adjustable speed!
(speed 5 is just faster than visible to the human eye)
wicked oar
and adjustable speed!
And also allow all the cups to move instead of just 2
drowsy furnace
And also allow all the cups to move instead of just 2
add limbo to quest master
open mulch
Add voice acting from Julian and Thomas. I want to hear their best Lucky impression.
winged terrace
Add Hank hill, Plankton, and Legolas as NPCs
Idk I just thought of 3 random characters
OOH NO
Add scripulous fingore
Or Kug
All while making the game dependent on coconut.png
And make people install cs source
wicked oar
Add shadow the hedgehog with a gun and motorcycle
ocean talon
^ Shadows with Fire Rod and Speed Boots.
vague dew
Every time you get Julian to say "nah" or react with a skull, you get a heart fragment that persists between dungeons. In other words: for every four "nah"s you get, you start every level with an extra heart
flint fulcrum
Every time you get Julian to say "nah" or react with a skull, you get a heart fr...
Nah 💀
winged terrace
Add the piklopedia for all the monsters. Lanze gives biological info, Javelyn gives tactical advice, and Shiv gives unhinged cooking recipes.
drowsy furnace
Add the piklopedia for all the monsters. Lanze gives biological info, Javelyn gi...
this will be even better once we get the lucky boss fight
pale jungle
Let Lanze go on a murderous rampage through castle town
Quest master genocide route confirmed?
💀
tawny patio
They aren't named after weapons for no reason
drowsy furnace
gun
rustic moon
Oh, you little sneak-
drowsy furnace
i still dont get it
untold pier
My background isn't the discord darkmode!
wait what. I have a colored background too and it showed up as transparent for me so the illusion worked
drowsy furnace
My background isn't the discord darkmode!
also it isnt this
when i open the image that part is seethrough
drowsy furnace
for me the corners are fine
untold pier
oh really? not rounded?
drowsy furnace
flint fulcrum
oh really? not rounded?
I think it depends on what device you're on.
drowsy furnace
yeah mobile rounds corners
pale jungle
That is right comrade
untold pier
🫡
vague dew
drowsy furnace
🫡
subtle zodiac
What in the world did I just walk in to
shrewd crystal
A metal pole
flint fulcrum
https://tenor.com/view/soviet-cat-sovicat-soviet-ussr-cat-gif-21826197
Playa USSR national anthem
open mulch
Everyone who has posted in shivposts is put on the naughty list. Papa claus gives them coal instead of items during the Christmas event.
wicked oar
Allow players to steal other players' christmas exclusive rewards
pale jungle
Allow players to steal other players' christmas exclusive rewards
allow me to steal the copyright of the game
i own it now
i turn it into a parody
shrewd crystal
Add the disco rave theme
All the enemies are replaced with disco junkies and hippies
wicked oar
Make the monkey pet throw bloon-popping darts at balloons around them
tawny patio
Steal the copyright, put it into the public domain, leave forever
There are certain series I wouldn't mind a hero of such caliber
subtle zodiac
Add frying pan weapon
wicked oar
Make it so that eating a cake kills you due to diabetes
subtle zodiac
Add McDonald's
wicked oar
GolmecDonalds
hoary maple
give Lanze lcatose intolerance so certain food items actually remove hearts
flint fulcrum
Add frying pan weapon
Undertale.
flint fulcrum
give Lanze lcatose intolerance so certain food items actually remove hearts
Nah, they don't remove hearts. They just spawn mud tiles underneath you whenever you use them.
drowsy furnace
make shiv instantly die if they eat the chocolate muffin or black forest cake because dogs cant eat chocolate
hoary maple
shiv is a bunny
subtle zodiac
make shiv a dog
tawny patio
Undertale.
Conker's Bad Fur Day.
shrewd crystal
When the 9th layer of hell freezes over
drowsy furnace
waggles finger argument invalidated
bronze snow
Sonic Frontiers-style "phase 2" versions of the boss music.
So break through it aaaall
rustic moon
AND DON’T LOOK DOWN
bronze snow
YOU WON'T [unintelligible] CUZ THE FIRE IN YOU NEVER DIES
rustic moon
🤣
vague dew
*YOU WON'T* [unintelligible] *CUZ THE FIRE IN YOU NEVER DIES*
It's "you won't fade out" 🤓
hoary maple
nah, my favorite sonic lyrics are [unintelligible]
tawny patio
I figured out how to make everyone happy: Kill Shiv, on the tombstone have it confirm Shiv is a bunny, then replace Shiv with a new Dog inspired character called Shank
hoary maple
kill shank, replace with bunny called Shink
drowsy furnace
I figured out how to make everyone happy: Kill Shiv, on the tombstone have it co...
this is unneccessary because shiv is a dog already
bronze snow
It's "you won't fade out" 🤓
I actually found an isolated-vocals version on Youtube, and it sounded a lot more like "you won't be there".
suggestion: Sega needs to release lyrics so we know what they're actually supposed to be
bronze snow
Here's the one I was referring to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg5Y128BuHg
(At around 2:05)
rustic moon
Nah
I hear fade out lol
It’s just that Kellen has a weird way of saying it
To be honest, it sounds more like “here” than “fade”
But I definitely hear “out”
bronze snow
Yeah, I've heard that even pre-Sonic Frontiers Kellen Quinn fans have been saying that his diction is Like That
rustic moon
It’s kinda like he says it more like “feed ay-ot” if that makes any sense
Like, there’s more of an “ay” sound going on in the word “out”
Kinda
It’s hard to describe
subtle zodiac
Quest Master Boom
rustic moon
If Mike Pollock isn’t in it, I ain’t buyin’
subtle zodiac
Add the bugs from stardew valley
open mulch
Add literal bugs that have rare a chance to appear so new players think they should take a screenshot and send it to bug reports.
winged terrace
Like Pokémon snap
Certain ones appear under certain conditions
And if you send some to bug reports Julian has to pay you 5 dollars if it hasn’t been encountered yet
tawny patio
Can we kill Shiv?
I don't mean can we add it as a feature, literally, is it possible?
tawny patio
Oh hell yeah