🫂｜beginner-chat

[dusky dove]

YES

[wide crow]

Please agree on this: EVERYONE has his/her OWN method to learn

[nocturne terrace]

im bored

[nocturne terrace]

k

[dusky dove]

Yes everyone has their own way to learn

https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZTh2ZnI4cjk0Y2NxYnM1MHhuNGVxcTdyYWcwdGF2eDM3d2xiZDNkcyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/nyvcVFtZFINa7DJwdZ/giphy.gif

[drowsy ether]

I've stopped learning

[opal hound]

What r u learning

[nocturne terrace]

language arts

[dusky dove]

Also Ross: because I’m a teacher

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1410784768836239399.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=cat_jump

[wide crow]

Does anyone like math or chess here???

[nocturne terrace]

where'd u get that :0

[dusky dove]

Me I love both

[neat lance]

the mod who was talking to me just now was a beginner

[opal hound]

Are you studying some language or learning it?

[dusky dove]

My @limpid grove

[neat lance]

and he didn't understand what i was trying to ask

[nocturne terrace]

i like science

[nocturne terrace]

learning

[wide crow]

Twins?

[opal hound]

Which mod?

[neat lance]

i feel stuck <///3

[potent gate]

what are u up to then?

[wide crow]

[dusky dove]

What twins? technically we are all related but look I got 200 elo in chess

What about you

[opal hound]

Don't leave me my friend

[nocturne terrace]

being bored

[wide crow]

Also 200

[nocturne terrace]

@potent gate

[neat lance]

uhhh @ deepshitkd

[dusky dove]

No I never leave you sweetheart

[potent gate]

yess??

[nocturne terrace]

being bored

[potent gate]

wow... nice

[nocturne terrace]

i forgot to rep TT

[nocturne terrace]

:))

[potent gate]

rep?

what is rep

[opal hound]

Oh Alright

[dusky dove]

why do i feel like that if we both put in lie detector together it’d get blasted with red

[potent gate]

do u have 2 jaws?

[neat lance]

I don't know how to explain to a beginner that he sounded extremely offended to me and it looked like he was arguing by saying "you ain't the only native here"

[nocturne terrace]

no

[nocturne terrace]

reply

[opal hound]

Which language is it

[nocturne terrace]

english ofc

[dusky dove]

Beside it.. may I also what your native language is

[potent gate]

lolll.. so... what do u do in ur pass time?

[opal hound]

For school?

[night salmon]

[dusky dove]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[nocturne terrace]

ye

[nocturne terrace]

vietnamese

[nocturne terrace]

being bored

[neat lance]

i seriously dont know how to explain to a beginner that there's a reason im a native and they're a beginner, it's the fact that in a native setting we have different ways of expressing english and it relies on tones too

natives have a different tone, beginners use a choppy tone when writing in english

[dusky dove]

Great

[drowsy ether]

You need a new hobby

[potent gate]

nahh... I am more of a physical person... I prefer outdoor sports

[opal hound]

Wheww

[nocturne terrace]

y

[wide crow]

I got kinda 200, opened a new account, my rating was 900 after 10 games, then it started to fall, but still it's 200 elo better than the first acc, now I am climbing up the rating

[potent gate]

wow.... what a distinguised interesting miona person

[drowsy ether]

Being bored all the time just sounds awful

[dusky dove]

Really that is great just like my sister what kind of sports do you like oh look I like outdoor sports too

Cricket

Badminton

Whatever it’s

[potent gate]

I love football 🤙

[night salmon]

i like running

[potent gate]

u jus forgot to mention the greatest sports there

[nocturne terrace]

im gud at that

[nocturne terrace]

bruh

[opal hound]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-borrow-gif-5425271752307681658

Like this?

[dusky dove]

There is no much different in low elo only thing I can give you is to learn more openings do some puzzles SPECIALLY JUST ANALYZE EACH GAME AFTER YOU FINISHEX IT

[dusky dove]

hmm?

Football

[neat lance]

i need to piss

[strange ruin]

Biubiubiu🔫

[dusky dove]

lol

[wide crow]

I AM DOING IT FROM THE START

[potent gate]

https://tenor.com/view/minion-lets-go-soccer-gif-1998084514936768644

[opal hound]

U always hold it in

[dusky dove]

AAAA

HOW MANY GAMES

[neat lance]

it's a BAD habit

[dusky dove]

DO YOU PLAY.A DAY

[neat lance]

it fucks up my bladder ughhh

[opal hound]

So when are you coming here?

[opal hound]

U shouldn't do that

mate

[dusky dove]

Yes actually i just came here after the study session nos going to touch some grass

Fr fr

[wide crow]

U mean, 1 or more game everyday, if that: YES

[opal hound]

Well what did u study

Today

[nocturne terrace]

im bored

[potent gate]

what do u do?

[opal hound]

Im also bored

Let's all get bored

together

[nocturne terrace]

learning

[nocturne terrace]

gud idea

[potent gate]

learning what in particular

[dusky dove]

If you play one or two games per day then remove the dream of rising your ELO. You should enjoy the game instead but if you are focused play more games Atleast ten or even 15 I KNOW many people say that is it so stressful BUT also that is the only way to rise the elo when you play meld games your memorization level gets higher and higher your brain focusd on the game and gives you more strategies to do

[dusky dove]

SCIENCE THAG IS IT THAG IS ALL I STUDY SCIENCE AND MSTH AND GET 99% everytime

And other subjects?

What about them NO

[potent gate]

where u from

[opal hound]

No?

[dusky dove]

just like 70%

Like that

That is why my mom still blamed me

[nocturne terrace]

it contains none of ur busisness

[dusky dove]

Blames

[dusky dove]

Your game

I mean hdatt

Heart

[wide crow]

I am ENJOYING IT

[opal hound]

That's rude

[dusky dove]

MISPELL

[potent gate]

cool cool

[opal hound]

Rude*

[drowsy ether]

Keep up the good work

[potent gate]

okeyy

[dusky dove]

GREAT that is enough suddenly the people who play chess gets higher

In daily

That is great

[wide crow]

@dusky dove currently now 7 win streak

[dusky dove]

I’m happy

[potent gate]

leave it man I am done with this server

[dusky dove]

I though chess would get died

In future

But it gets higher and higher

[opal hound]

Why man

[drowsy ether]

Chess only grows

[dusky dove]

70% of chess players are MALE

[opal hound]

Lol

[potent gate]

most of the people here are BS

[opal hound]

Does Oro not play chess?

[drowsy ether]

That number has been shrinking over time, I think

Used to be much higher

[dusky dove]

NOO man just don’t give up I met so many rude people we are with you

[opal hound]

Some new ones are

[potent gate]

u r with me for what?

[nocturne terrace]

so

[dusky dove]

She plays not much

[potent gate]

yaaa they are fake af

[nocturne terrace]

k

[opal hound]

Don't be rude for no reason

[dusky dove]

Yes one day it will become 50% but still they are dominating the chess world

[nocturne terrace]

yyyyy

[opal hound]

That's not good uk mio

[dusky dove]

for why not

[wide crow]

For example the Indian prodigy

[dusky dove]

NO ENOUGH I GO BYE

[potent gate]

don't beat around the bush

... just say directly I don't like people taking the convo to nowhere

[nocturne terrace]

yyyyyyyyy

[opal hound]

How would u react if someone was rude to you for no reason, even when u were talking to them politely

[nocturne terrace]

idk js leave them alone?

[drowsy ether]

I mean, there's an argument that men have some kind of genetic or developmental advantage in chess

[opal hound]

But you in ur case, you were bored

[wide crow]

Or just females are just not interested

[dusky dove]

It was just a joke though ok fine fair I just wanted to make you comfortable

[opal hound]

Aixiv be lurking

[nocturne terrace]

uhhhhhhhhhhh wht was i gonna say hmmmm

[dusky dove]

Yes I know it

[nocturne terrace]

@ember chasm sup ME

[opal hound]

Alright man

[potent gate]

awwww okay

[dusky dove]

BY THE WAY IS THAT YOU ON YOUR PFP

[ember chasm]

ola mE, how you been?

[opal hound]

What

[potent gate]

yes

[dusky dove]

[nocturne terrace]

gud wbu

[dusky dove]

[potent gate]

[ember chasm]

observing 🥀

[nocturne terrace]

uh ou ye i would go to sleep leaving them hangin there

[dusky dove]

Pop

[ember chasm]

gud as well, u still bored mE?

[opal hound]

Yea that's a better way to put it

[ember chasm]

corn?

[opal hound]

out

[nocturne terrace]

uh huh

[dusky dove]

Yeah

[carmine marsh]

Hi miona

[ember chasm]

try teacakes

[neat lance]

im gonna go change, i NEED image perms

[dusky dove]

lol

[neat lance]

this sucks butt

[drowsy ether]

Sure ofc. But I mean, people tend to be interested in pursuing activities that they are naturally good at. If there is a genetic factor in determining that you are good at chess, then it may possibly make sense that men are more likely to pursue it than women are due to this effect. It's a possible explanation, though I'm not certain it's the correct explanation. More research is probably needed.

[opal hound]

Are you gonna change into that dress you were talking about earlier

[neat lance]

the skirt? YUP

[wide crow]

Agree

[nocturne terrace]

rukaa

[opal hound]

Oh wheww

[carmine marsh]

Hi~

[opal hound]

[neat lance]

I should've gotten an XS.... this skirt is big even as an S

[carmine marsh]

@drowsy ether bro

[neat lance]

OH I HAVE IMAGE PERMS

THAT'S SO FUNNY

I WAS JUST NOW SAYING HOW I NEEDED THEM

[carmine marsh]

I hav to go teach a lil child

[nocturne terrace]

hru

[neat lance]

HELL YEAHH

[dusky dove]

[drowsy ether]

What's up? How did you feel about the VC?

[nocturne terrace]

u like seals?

[carmine marsh]

Im doing well!

[drowsy ether]

Good luck

[neat lance]

i love seals

[nocturne terrace]

gtk :3

[carmine marsh]

I think its good and..hard tho

[nocturne terrace]

ouuuu

[neat lance]

ANYWAYS, now i can show off my hair

[carmine marsh]

Wbu

[drowsy ether]

You can try again later. It usually gets easier each time

[nocturne terrace]

me 2

[carmine marsh]

Okay~ thx for be with me

[opal hound]

https://tenor.com/view/hugs-cartoon-cute-virtual-hug-love-gif-3519837

[neat lance]

MY HAIR REVEAL

muhahahaha I HAVE MEDIA PERMS NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[wide crow]

Thank god it wasn't a rickroll

[neat lance]

@dusky pulsar I HAVE MEDIA PERMSSS

[carmine marsh]

It was like......many pp in vc is UK pp USA pp or sumthing like that

[drowsy ether]

No problem. And I think you did well. No awkwardness at all.

[opal hound]

Lol

[nocturne terrace]

pretty

[opal hound]

[carmine marsh]

Nope i hav lol

[drowsy ether]

You could try a smaller vc next time if that makes you more comfortable

[neat lance]

THANK YOU

[ember chasm]

i thought you were a guy this whole time

[neat lance]

im a WOMAN

[carmine marsh]

Thx bro

[neat lance]

i keep saying IM A WOMAN

[wide crow]

Same

[nocturne terrace]

i thought abt that when i first met her b4 i clicked on the pfp

[neat lance]

do i sound like a man

[ember chasm]

my trust in this world has been lost

[neat lance]

help

HAHAHA

MUWHAHAHHAA

okay now i can go change brrrbbb

[carmine marsh]

U like a Demon king

[dusky dove]

Where is your friend

[ember chasm]

what friend?

[neat lance]

im a demon king yes

[drowsy ether]

Very nice hair btw

[wide crow]

But it's logical, the pfp is like anime, and girls like anime

[neat lance]

thanks man heh

[carmine marsh]

K then

[drowsy ether]

Your fault for making bad assumptions

[neat lance]

everyone is arihota

[dusky dove]

💀

[potent gate]

sup everyone 👹 looking for some talented individuals to join my... organization

[nocturne terrace]

wow

[drowsy ether]

Why are there so many?

[nocturne terrace]

._.

[ember chasm]

no, its not

[dusky dove]

I don’t know

[carmine marsh]

Sup

[potent gate]

well, we're in the business of... eternal punishment and suffering. competitive salary, great benefits

[nocturne terrace]

3 arihotas wht the-

[nocturne terrace]

ur satan ._.

[carmine marsh]

Many..

[drowsy ether]

Sounds sus

[potent gate]

Most mortals see business as a game, but you know it's war. Ever imagine winning all the battles?

[ember chasm]

hes prolly busy with his studies, he'll be on in couple hours

[potent gate]

ofc

[carmine marsh]

Nope

If u not a god

[potent gate]

more of an inverted triangle scheme if you think about it...

[ember chasm]

he hept getting banned💀

[nocturne terrace]

cool how's hell after being pushed down there by god

[carmine marsh]

Or DEV

[nocturne terrace]

._.

[dusky dove]

[potent gate]

I am the literal Prince of Darkness! I have references from Dante, Milton, countless heavy metal bands

[drowsy ether]

Ah, the good ole upside down pyramid scheme

[nocturne terrace]

im literally playing with my necklace rn ._.

[ember chasm]

he was here yesterday, but chat was ded

[dusky pulsar]

aCHEERS

[carmine marsh]

Its rainy ahhhhh

[potent gate]

fine, watch this tries to corrupt your soul

[drowsy ether]

Don't fall for it

[ember chasm]

collect some water

[drowsy ether]

Same here actually

[dusky dove]

SAME

it’s raining since morning

[carmine marsh]

To take a bath?

[potent gate]

look, the point is we're hiring. job requirements: basic evil tendencies, willingness to work nights, comfortable in hot and cold climates

[dusky dove]

Raining so heavily

[wide crow]

It's the opposite here

[dusky dove]

OK I SPOT THE IMPOSTER GUYS

[drowsy ether]

I'm jealous

[ember chasm]

no, to drink

[wide crow]

SUS

[carmine marsh]

U wanna sleep?

[dusky dove]

IMPOSTER

[drowsy ether]

It's morning

[drowsy ether]

I can't sleep yet

[potent gate]

I literally invented the first sin

[carmine marsh]

Ah..

[dusky dove]

Nah I’m out

[potent gate]

No....

[carmine marsh]

Me 3 pm.

[dusky dove]

https://tenor.com/view/my-brain-is-not-braining-my-brain-is-not-gif-1314984959790117612

[ember chasm]

and thats from where? your little fairy tale?

[carmine marsh]

Wats thats mean

[dusky dove]

Don’t know just

Just a thing

[potent gate]

hi

[dusky dove]

A thing that can’t be proven

[potent gate]

wsp

[carmine marsh]

K..

[potent gate]

I see your "faith in humanity" rant. Cute. Let me save you the suffering:

1. Governments lie
2. Love is a trap
3. Death ends everything

[dusky dove]

Or done by human being that may

Was

[carmine marsh]

Hi gem hru

[dusky dove]

Being survived in

Pluto

[wide crow]

WAIT, THIS IS ADVERTISING, SO WE CAN SAY HE/SHE IS BREAKING THE RULES

[dusky dove]

And take photograph

[blissful steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/hot-girls-love-ruka-ruka-babymonster-ate-pink-gif-16645589758618777149

[dusky dove]

And post on Facebook

For views

[potent gate]

fine wbu

[carmine marsh]

Hi lmao

[drowsy ether]

Hello

[night salmon]

yoo

[dusky dove]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepeexit-exit-pepe-exit-angry-gif-19807528

[potent gate]

hi wsp

[carmine marsh]

Me too glad to hear

[dusky dove]

ABC

[drowsy ether]

Just chilling

[potent gate]

stop fighting the inevitable. Join us. No more pretending to care. We celebrate the truth: nothing matters. At least enjoy the chaos.

[winter jolt]

Hello there

[potent gate]

thanks how your day goin?

[potent gate]

great 👍🏻

[carmine marsh]

Normally

[wide crow]

IT

[night salmon]

ABS

[wide crow]

IS

[carmine marsh]

But rn is rainy and i cant go to work..

[wide crow]

ADVERTISING

[dusky dove]

LOOKING

[potent gate]

https://tenor.com/view/junkrat-loading-waiting-existential-crisis-overwatch-gif-9033859

[potent gate]

you work?

means you r so young

[winter jolt]

How are you doing today?

[potent gate]

Your last 12 messages were about isolation. I hear you....

[potent gate]

fine whats about u

[ember chasm]

No shit, Sherlock. Water is wet, and politicians fib. That’s not cosmic truth, that’s Tuesday

[winter jolt]

I very well ,thanks.

[potent gate]

👍🏻

[dusky dove]

I fine

[carmine marsh]

Yup

[winter jolt]

I very well Thanks

[potent gate]

I’ll give you a throne in my court, eternal adoration, feasts, wars to distract you from the void. No more ghosting. Just real ghosts.

[potent gate]

gud atlest u r independent ☺️

[carmine marsh]

Nope im js a student and teacher

[dusky dove]

Same

[wide crow]

Isn't it can't 6, the advertising point

[potent gate]

both at same time

[carmine marsh]

But im a teacher when my hw is clear

[carmine marsh]

Yup

[carmine marsh]

Is that hard?

[potent gate]

nice

[night salmon]

[carmine marsh]

I cant control a lil child

[potent gate]

To all: My army needs fresh souls. Not for punishment - for evolution. You’ll:

• Outlive empires
• Control minds like puppets
• Feast on despair

[winter jolt]

@potent gate my name is Frédéric, nice to meet you

[carmine marsh]

Hi

[potent gate]

ahhh childs can’t be controlled 🤧

Now type "I SURRENDER" to me. Your first soul will be your own....

[dusky dove]

Just STOP FOCUSING ON OTHER FREAKING THINGS JUST FOCUS ON ME WHAT I SAY AND READY WHEN I ASK YOU FREAKING QUESTIONS OR YOU ARE OUT

Englush

[ember chasm]

Will there be dental? I grind my teeth during apocalypses, and also I’ll join if I get the corner office in the 9th Circle and a company camel

[dusky dove]

And math

[carmine marsh]

Bad boy

[potent gate]

nice name same to u🤗

[potent gate]

what happened

[carmine marsh]

Ur so.......scary teacher

[dusky dove]

no I’m so kind

[carmine marsh]

Nope i hav to teach them math or en

[potent gate]

we don't really do dental. more of a "eternal torment" situation

[carmine marsh]

But they js

[dusky dove]

BRO SAME

[carmine marsh]

Nope i wont

[dusky dove]

I TEACH ENGLISH

AND MATH

[austere charm]

I hate math

[carmine marsh]

Then they run away ;-;

[potent gate]

means whenever i help my lil brother in home work i just get exhausted

[carmine marsh]

I like it

[carmine marsh]

Fr

[austere charm]

I hate it

[potent gate]

good at maths??

[carmine marsh]

U liked?

[carmine marsh]

I think

But it till grad 9

Grade?

[wide crow]

I will quit for a bit

[potent gate]

lucky🤌🏻😭

[dusky dove]

ya i just wanted to teach maths and English

That is

It

[ember chasm]

No dental? Damn. Even Amazon gives you a toothbrush. What is this, a passion project?

[dusky dove]

@carmine marsh to how many students do you teach

[winter jolt]

Thanks, have a good one

[carmine marsh]

1 by 1

Or 1 by 9

[potent gate]

whr are u from

[dusky dove]

That is good

[austere charm]

Teach me math 😔

[carmine marsh]

But all of it ≈ 27

[ember chasm]

1=1=3. Done. You"re ready to graduate

[dusky dove]

[austere charm]

Okk

[austere charm]

U shut up

[ember chasm]

what did i do you?🥀

[austere charm]

Mocking me

[dusky dove]

NO DONT BELIEVE THAT IS WHAT I CALL FREEDOM MATH

[ember chasm]

when?

[potent gate]

i’m just don’t like doing maths

[austere charm]

What about
X+X=1

[potent gate]

2x

[austere charm]

Fuckn stupid subject

[potent gate]

😂

[potent gate]

Ah, mortal, your earthly gripes amuse me. No dental, you say? Pah! In my domain, we don't bother with such trifles. Teeth are optional down here, and regeneration is part of the welcome package. Amazon's toothbrushes? Child's play. Join me, and I'll outfit you with fangs that could gnaw through souls. Passion project? Hardly. This is eternal empire-building, with you as my next lieutenant. Sign on the dotted brimstone immortality's the ultimate perk. What say you?

[ember chasm]

thats a x=0.5 or 2x=1

[winter jolt]

I'M French and you?

[austere charm]

R u really good at math

[potent gate]

uae

[austere charm]

Bonjour

[carmine marsh]

Ya wbu

[ember chasm]

depends on what level. Elementary? I crush it

[carmine marsh]

Bonjour

[austere charm]

Master

[dusky dove]

Three or two at same time depends I do for really low price like for not as the main job samaja seewawak

[winter jolt]

Bonjour, Comment allez-vous?

[austere charm]

Arab?

[ember chasm]

Alright, counter-offer, I want a personal volcano, three singing frogs that harmonize in Latin, and a yearly sabbatical in limbo. Oh, and the camel stays

[winter jolt]

Bonjour

[dusky dove]

Bonjour

[wide crow]

Who can solve this? (I can) If 4x+2y=6, what is (16^x)×(4^y)

[austere charm]

I dunno what is this but I want it too

[austere charm]

Dammm

Divided on 2??

😭

[ember chasm]

its 64,>>>>> 16=2^4, 4=2^2

[dusky dove]

I WAS ACTUALLY TYPING THE WHOLE PROVEN METHOD TYEB I STOPPED BECAUSE 16^x 4^y = 64

[potent gate]

A personal volcano? Easily arranged. Nothing screams “power” like molten rock at your beck and call. Consider it your very own fiery lounge lava lighting included.
Three singing frogs harmonizing in Latin? Delightful choice, those amphibians do impeccable Gregorian chant. (Don’t ask how I trained them. Let’s just say… a few choirboys were less careful crossing rivers one night.)
As for a yearly sabbatical in limbo why not? A touch of timeless floating between realms builds character. You’ll return refreshed, slightly disoriented, and humming void-songs in 13/8 time. I’ll even throw in front-row seating to the eternal staring contest between silence and eternity.
And of course: the camel stays. Naturally. I’d never dream of separating you two there are bonds even Hell respects.
So, all I require in exchange is the usual signature in sanguine ink tiny clause about your eternal essence, nothing too intrusive. Shall we proceed to the dotted line?
😈🖋️??

[dusky dove]

Serious problem

[dusky dove]

Why do I feel like this isAI generated

[wide crow]

Solution.

(4^2)^x×4^y
4^2x×4^y
4^2x+y
4^(4x+2y)/2
4^(6/2)
4^3
64,
CORRECT

[dusky dove]

Yeah

[austere charm]

IMPRESSIVE

[ember chasm]

Can you notarize the contract in glitter glue? I only sign legally binding documents in ✨fabulous✨ ink, and also im sorry, my lawyer (a sentient loaf of sourdough) needs to review this he’s strict about brimstone clauses

[dusky dove]

The drawing in your pfp is by you?

[ember chasm]

you caught on

[ember chasm]

thx

[dusky dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1410784768836239399.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=cat_jump

Will I get gift

[potent gate]

👹 Ahhh… so the mortal suspects the machinery behind the mask.
Tell me, why does it matter whether the words are forged by silicon or sulfur? The tempter’s craft has always been in smoke and mirrors, whispers in the dark, truths dressed in trickery.
Perhaps you think, “This feels too smooth, too neatly wicked, too… AI.” But my dear soul, do you not realize? Hell has been automating temptation since before humans discovered fire. The whisper in the garden? The contracts etched in ash? All optimized systems long before you named it “artificial intelligence.”??

[austere charm]

I recreated it not from my imagination tho

[dusky dove]

Ohhh

Ok

[ember chasm]

nope, hell is too broke to do that, you see me negotiating a tooth brush over here😭

[potent gate]

Mwahaha, mortal!

[austere charm]

Help me with math and i give u money

[potent gate]

Ah, a connoisseur of ✨fabulous✨ ink! Of COURSE we can notarize in glitter glue preferably the kind that sparkles with the eternal fires of damnation. Standard Hell protocol.
As for your counsel, the Sourdough Esq., we fully respect crustaceous legal representation. Brimstone clauses are our specialty (see: Section 666.6.9, ‘Loaf-Based Attorneys & Sulfurous Fine Print’).
Send the contract via cursed parchment or haunted fax. My assistant (a very dramatic crow) will handle the rest.
🔥 Yours infernally,
~ Lucifer’s Glitter Notary Services, LLC 🔥"*
P.S. Complimentary hellfire pen included with signing. Terms apply. Void where virtue is prohibited.......

[wide crow]

I don't think that a human can write this fast, maybe it's ai

[dusky dove]

It’s definitely AI don’t reply em

[ember chasm]

Y’all out here automating damnation but couldn’t budget for a Sonicare?? Priorities in Hell are wild ngl

[dusky dove]

@ember chasm don’t reply them bro that is waste of time

[night salmon]

can't find a good vc

[ember chasm]

Automated eternal torment, singing frogs, personal volcanoe, but dental hygiene? Nah that’s where Hell draws the line apparently 😭

[ember chasm]

its fun tho

[wide crow]

Just he/she is breaking the rule of atvertizment

[potent gate]

Look, times are tough down here hell’s HVAC is literally just a bunch of microwaves running ‘hot pocket mode’ 24/7. BUT! I’ll cut you a deal:

• Sign in glitter glue ✨ (half-off damnation fees!)
• Your sourdough lawyer gets a free ‘Brimstone Rider’ addendum (we’ll throw in a complimentary jar of cursed artisanal starter)
• Toothbrush negotiable (…fine, take my last one. It’s bone-handled. Very goth.)

This is below Hell’s MSRP. Final offer or I’m sending a demonic repo crow for my stapler.
🔥 Desperately yours,
~ Satan’s Temp Agent #6,768 (unpaid intern)"*
P.P.S. If you refer a friend, I get 5 mins of AC. PLEASE. 😈

[night salmon]

bro u play chess

[wide crow]

Yeah, but not now, let's play a match later, ok?

[night salmon]

[night salmon]

alr8

[wide crow]

Because I have 2 hour lim on discord and it's running out

[ember chasm]

Make the parchment self-screaming at 3 AM so I know it’s authentic one

[potent gate]

Listen, we spent the whole infernal budget on 🔥 eternal flames 🔥 and dramatic cloak swirls. Toothbrushes? That’s a ‘you’ problem. But SIGN TODAY and I’ll toss in a cursed electric one just ignore the screams when you turn it on ok???
⚡ - Lucifer’s Bargain Bin Damnation"*

[potent gate]

Done. Guaranteed 3 AM existential wails. The contract will sound like a thousand lost souls trying to open a rusty jar. Sign now!!!

[ember chasm]

You’re telling me y’all have haunted fax machines, glitter notaries, and Latin-singing frogs, but you’re out here begging for a toothbrush and AC? Priorities, Lucifer. PRIORITIES

[dusky dove]

You are all in a dream

[night salmon]

ic

[quiet zenith]

https://lichess.org/W4RGRpsu

[dusky dove]

[dusky dove]

I will give hug whoever win this match

[potent gate]

no livin in uae from pak

[potent gate]

esthetics over infrastructure, darling. It’s Hell.
Now, about that contract......I'm waiving the 'self-screaming parchment' fee if you sign now. 📜😈

[dusky dove]

I have saved this one for you all

[potent gate]

https://tenor.com/view/constel-constel-chemistry-constel-chemistry-in-action-chemistry-in-action-chemistry-gif-13577963543431219488

So you in @ember chasm ?

[ember chasm]

I don’t sign without a starter pack tho, so I'm going to need 1 screaming parchment, 2 glitter pens, and a cursed Roomba that only cleans in pentagrams, deal?

[dusky dove]

Thai is where

I live

[ember chasm]

Is it me or does this map look like it's stretch vertically?

[potent gate]

DEAL.
Consider the Hell Starter Pack confirmed. The Roomba also exclusively plays Gregorian chants. Send coordinates.........................................

[dusky dove]

I will contact someone who sells obstacle Jk it’s jumbo map

[ember chasm]

Coordinates sent. Just ignore the screaming goats, they're union. Also have the Roomba delivered between 3:00–3:06 AM. That’s when the veil’s thin and I’m free from Zoom meetings and stuff

[potent gate]

u live jn greenland?

[ember chasm]

Me don't understand, satan must've taken my brain with him, when I signed the contract

[potent gate]

WELCOME HOME

[ember chasm]

HOME WITH NO TOOTHBRUSH??🥀

[potent gate]

FORGET ABOUT IT ALREADY, MORTAL

[quiet zenith]

gg

[potent gate]

wsp

[quiet zenith]

cordinated hug

[night salmon]

boring

[potent gate]

won’t u go to school

?

[ember chasm]

Ok, but I swear, if my toothpaste starts whispering Latin at 3 AM, I’m moving back to home

[quiet zenith]

gg to whoever played

[night salmon]

my school is off

[dusky pulsar]

https://tenor.com/view/malcolm-todd-mac-todd-kam-hewson-gif-1317521689542499682

[potent gate]

today?

[potent gate]

DW MORTAL

[mental wyvern]

[night salmon]

that's maybe me

[mental wyvern]

Anyone here?

[dusky dove]

I Didn’t play

[night salmon]

for a week

[ember chasm]

satan is

[mental wyvern]

[dusky pulsar]

no

[potent gate]

wow

[night salmon]

[night salmon]

wby

[dusky dove]

Did you win

[mental wyvern]

How do you know?

[quiet zenith]

yeah but he did allow me to get back a move

[dusky pulsar]

because im omniscient

[dusky dove]

oh ok I’m now curious who played with you in that chess match

[potent gate]

just get exhausted

so long day

[ember chasm]

Last time you said ‘DW,’ the Roomba tried to baptize my camel

[quiet zenith]

where's the hug

[ember chasm]

ask satan

[mental wyvern]

Coffee?

[potent gate]

Here! Thine doubts are but sparkles before my eternal flame

[mental wyvern]

[night salmon]

today is so freaking hot in my area

[dusky dove]

[potent gate]

same here

[dusky dove]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-gif-8127416880992033330

[potent gate]

by the way me any frnds just go to school for gossips

@ember chasm TELL ME MY LEVEL MORTAL

and nothin else

[ember chasm]

Thine flame better heat my coffee to exactly 66.6°C or I’m sending the Roomba back

[potent gate]

GOTCHA MORTAL WORSHIP ME NOW

[quiet zenith]

[dusky dove]

[ember chasm]

Your level is Toothbrushless Peasant Tier. No images for you until the Roomba approves

[languid prairie]

Which city?

[dusky dove]

Minecraft

[ember chasm]

Calm down, Starbucks Satan. You got the temp right, not invented fire

[potent gate]

OMW TO DELIVER ROOMBA MORTAL

[true grove]

Okay guys

I’m back

Bc I’m bored

[languid prairie]

What’s mean?

[true grove]

It’s game

[potent gate]

https://tenor.com/view/the-devil-gif-20640372

[languid prairie]

The game?

[dusky dove]

Nevermind

[true grove]

The

[dusky dove]

Yeah it’s a game

[languid prairie]

I think this your city weather

[ember chasm]

Hell doesn’t even have toothbrush distribution, and you expect me to believe in Roomba shipping??

[dusky dove]

Yeah it’s

[true grove]

In Germany?

[dusky dove]

No

[languid prairie]

You’re YouTuber?

[dusky dove]

No bro I’m not

Why did you ask

[ember chasm]

LMAOO Toothbrushless Peasant Tier confirmed, can’t even wield the sacred GIF privileges 😭

[dusky dove]

Do I look like a YouTube with two million subscribers

[languid prairie]

That’s so far

[dusky dove]

That is far from Minecraft

[topaz storm]

Yes

[true grove]

Whose from Asia

Btw

[topaz storm]

Me

[true grove]

Wow

U Asian

Damn

[dusky dove]

if my animation gets that much viewers I would be so happy

[languid prairie]

Where are you from

[true grove]

Do u speak Chinese

[topaz storm]

Fyi
I hate math but im asian

[dusky dove]

Mandarin

[topaz storm]

Nah

[languid prairie]

I can

[dusky dove]

innit a hard language

[potent gate]

Listen, listen I get the skepticism. Toothbrushes? Budget cuts. Roombas? Budget priorities. You think eternal torment manages itself? We got lava pits to vacuum, screams to echo, and brimstone to buff

[languid prairie]

I from Hong Kong

[dusky dove]

[topaz storm]

Well since im not Learn that one
It is Hard...

[dusky dove]

I mean well known as the most hardest language to learn

[languid prairie]

China mandarin

[topaz storm]

But i wanna Learn spanish and latin

[dusky dove]

[languid prairie]

You are winner

Hhh

[dusky dove]

What

How can I be a winner when I’m a loser

[fossil plaza]

Hi

[dusky dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1410784768836239399.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=cat_jump

Ok jk

[dusky dove]

OMG NATIVE SPEAKER

PLEASE DONT

[ember chasm]

[dusky dove]

[ember chasm]

[fossil plaza]

What

[languid prairie]

[dusky dove]

Let’s be natives ??

[languid prairie]

Why

[dusky dove]

Wanna be

[topaz storm]

You Have drawing skill.

[dusky dove]

Haven’t seen any native said WHAT without any long sentence

[topaz storm]

You must be goddamn animator

[dusky dove]

Though

[languid prairie]

I think you can succeed

[dusky dove]

I teach English now

[fossil plaza]

Ok

[languid prairie]

Teach me now!

[dusky dove]

@next anvil look I teach English now

[dusky dove]

In real life

[fossil plaza]

Oh

[dusky pulsar]

im beginner

[languid prairie]

Alright

[dusky dove]

I hope you will learn it by attending classes here look I’m a beginner too

Even I tho if I try

[dusky pulsar]

i am beginner english pls teach me

[ember chasm]

Can you teach me? I'm a beginner

[dusky dove]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepeexit-exit-pepe-exit-angry-gif-19807528

[topaz storm]

Kan

[dusky pulsar]

teach me

[dusky dove]

I Englush bad

So

[dusky pulsar]

Hi

[topaz storm]

Englush

[dusky pulsar]

Teach pls

[dusky dove]

how I teach u I Englush ok not

[fossil plaza]

English

[dusky dove]

I ENGLISH GOOD NOT

[ember chasm]

me no englush gud

[dusky pulsar]

Me english bad teach

[fossil plaza]

Where are you from

[dusky dove]

I Englush not really ok

[dusky pulsar]

@fossil plaza native?

[dusky dove]

I come Greenland

[dusky pulsar]

teach english?

[strange ruin]

My Chinese is good and I find a partner teach me English

[dusky dove]

Me englishes not englishing

[ember chasm]

me englush is worst, help I learn englush

[fossil plaza]

Can you speak English or Wana learn?

[topaz storm]

Mi lern lern

[dusky pulsar]

who is native

need help

[dusky dove]

I speak English like an elephant

[fossil plaza]

Hahaha 🤣

[dusky dove]

BY THE SAY HAVE YOU GUYS EVER SEEN AN ELEPHANT

????

[ember chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/elephant-dance-dancing-dance-moves-happy-dance-gif-17001435

[topaz storm]

No

[fossil plaza]

You can practice in some groups

[strange ruin]

I'm native but not English

[dusky pulsar]

🙁

SOMEONE TRACH ME ENGLISH PLS

[topaz storm]

Chinese?
Damn

[strange ruin]

Yea

[fossil plaza]

The best way to learn from youtube by youself

[dusky dove]

I got video of elephant but I accidentally deleted it when I was cleaning my gallery

[dusky pulsar]

What You tob

[fossil plaza]

Hahaha np 😜

[dusky pulsar]

Pls teach.

Tutor

[strange ruin]

Elephant???

[dusky dove]

In my opinion the best way to learn it from VC in this server

[dusky dove]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-opinion-opinion-gif-22134945

[fossil plaza]

Hey man 👋

[dusky pulsar]

pls teach me english

floccinaucinihilipilification

✌️

[strange ruin]

Hahaha

[fossil plaza]

Yeah

[dusky dove]

I roast myself

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1410784768836239399.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=cat_jump

[dusky pulsar]

real

[dusky dove]

Bye

[dusky pulsar]

https://i.ibb.co/XZnS2hbM/IMG-1350.gif

[strange ruin]

English is very difficult than mathematics for me

[potent gate]

no bro maths is diff eng can be learned but not maths

[strange ruin]

No I'm Chinese

[dusky dove]

Time to work

[strange ruin]

What meaning of ic???

[potent gate]

i seee

ig

[dusky dove]

I already started working now I will come later

[potent gate]

🤔

[strange ruin]

Okay ic

[potent gate]

from china

?

[dusky dove]

By the way how do you know that I do play chess

[obtuse stump]

Yoo

[strange ruin]

Maybe

[dusky dove]

I don’t remember

[potent gate]

why confused?

[dusky dove]

why do you keep deleting messages

[dusky dove]

My gem

[potent gate]

agh not yours

[strange ruin]

Cuz China is a country name and china means the other meaning

[dusky dove]

Yes I remember why did you. Change account

[potent gate]

which meaning?

[dusky dove]

I honestly thought that you were a girl

[strange ruin]

Idk how to say china means 瓷器

[dusky dove]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-fighting-kick-air-kick-gif-1724417705250829699

[potent gate]

ok alr

[dusky dove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1410784768836239399.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=cat_jump

[oblique wave]

Hello

[potent gate]

clay pots

[obtuse stump]

Nah i knew this mf intentions from very long

[potent gate]

hi wsp

[strange ruin]

yea like it

[potent gate]

gud your age

?

[strange ruin]

98y old

[keen dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1165848231809388564.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=Rider_Ghumka

[potent gate]

nice

[obtuse stump]

My type

[potent gate]

tooo young man

[oblique wave]

Good wbu

[potent gate]

how ?

[obtuse stump]

Ig

[strange ruin]

[potent gate]

fine

glad to hear

[oblique wave]

Thax my 🔑

[strange ruin]

I only say one English. Just "God bless u"

[dusky dove]

Same I steal gifs from @limpid grove

[potent gate]

?

[potent gate]

one eng or one sentence in eng?

[obtuse stump]

Improve your English.
Than I visit you in china

[topaz storm]

https://tenor.com/view/relatable-hood-irony-gif-13756733498746010969

[dusky dove]

No

She is my best friend

[oblique wave]

mikey

[obtuse stump]

You sleep in treadmill

[strange ruin]

One sentence

[potent gate]

where u from

[oblique wave]

Kurdistan

[strange ruin]

Idk how to improve it

[potent gate]

muslim?

[obtuse stump]

Guess I am not seeing you

Yes babe

[oblique wave]

Yep

[obtuse stump]

At 9 o clock

[strange ruin]

Yea

[potent gate]

same

[nocturne terrace]

3loo

[potent gate]

Assalam o alikum

[obtuse stump]

You celebrating

[nocturne terrace]

u guys r dating :0?

[potent gate]

hi wsp

[strange ruin]

So why r u don't eat pig??? I just don't know it

[nocturne terrace]

hru

[strange ruin]

Celebrate what???

[potent gate]

its haram brother

[strange ruin]

Wdym

[obtuse stump]

That I am not coming to see you

[potent gate]

fine wbu

[nocturne terrace]

wht happened zia :<

[oblique wave]

Good man

[obtuse stump]

What harem how ?

[nocturne terrace]

me 2 r u new?

[potent gate]

in our religion it’s forbidden

[potent gate]

no

[oblique wave]

Alaykum Asalam

[nocturne terrace]

ou ok

[strange ruin]

I think u can teach me English

[nocturne terrace]

bro speak that language some where else

[obtuse stump]

do you have cash honey

[strange ruin]

But Muslim in China eat pig

[potent gate]

its greeting man🙂

[obtuse stump]

😂

[nocturne terrace]

damn

[potent gate]

how u know?

[nocturne terrace]

y'd u call him "babe"?

[obtuse stump]

It was a joke . @nocturne terrace relax both of you

[strange ruin]

Cuz China have many Muslim

[topaz storm]

There's no way

[potent gate]

u go to each table and ask what u ordee

[obtuse stump]

I can call you babe aswell .

[potent gate]

then why are u saying why u don’t eat pigs

[nocturne terrace]

._. do u have nothign else to do than joking with those words?

[strange ruin]

I have a little cash

[nocturne terrace]

ye no thx

[obtuse stump]

Alright

[pulsar relic]

[nocturne terrace]

wht now TT

[strange ruin]

Nonono I not Muslim and I eat pig

[obtuse stump]

Ok .
I can teach you than

[nocturne terrace]

CAN U STOP SENDING VOICE MESSAGES UR VOICE IS VERY SMALL

[supple bison]

how pig taste?

[pulsar relic]

[obtuse stump]

Don't you have nothing to do.
Except interfering in others business

[pulsar relic]

How do I pronounce your name

[strange ruin]

Idk how to say but I think pig don't taste than fish

[nocturne terrace]

[potent gate]

im saying that u said that muslim in china eats pigs and before u was saying why u don’t eat pigs ? man idc who eat pigs or not but im not

[nocturne terrace]

bleh

[nocturne terrace]

bảo

[obtuse stump]

I guessed that

[nocturne terrace]

bruh

have a fav sticker it's this one :D

[pulsar relic]

I mean like it sounds like me o na or mi o na

[potent gate]

Anyone good in english

[nocturne terrace]

me o na

:)

hehe

[mental crown]

Meone bad in english

[nocturne terrace]

CAN U JS STOP THAT

[obtuse stump]

Speak louder bro .
My phone is shit

[nocturne terrace]

im gud at english :D

[potent gate]

Oh ok

[pulsar relic]

[potent gate]

Help me 😭

[keen dawn]

okay?!

[pulsar relic]

She's the worst in this room

[nocturne terrace]

bro when i put on my headphones I BARELY HEAR ANYTHING FROM HIM

[nocturne terrace]

says the beginner

[potent gate]

Really?

[potent gate]

Bro im so bad

[pulsar relic]

I'm better than you

[nocturne terrace]

nuh

uh

[nocturne terrace]

he's lying bud

[potent gate]

I see

[pulsar relic]

You copy my favourite word "barely "

[nocturne terrace]

didn't

[potent gate]

Ohh

Nth nvm

Wyd all

[mental crown]

Who's deleting those msgs

[potent gate]

Im new in dc

[mental crown]

What they scared of

[nocturne terrace]

ouuu

[nocturne terrace]

idk

[potent gate]

Scared of you

[nocturne terrace]

maybe the mods

maybe seju

:D

[mental crown]

Oh

It's xelozia

[mental crown]

I'm the holy cow

[obtuse stump]

I can sense you Vietnamese accent

[nocturne terrace]

how and how did u know that im vietnamese

[mental crown]

But u deleted in front of me

[mental crown]

Naomi hong

[nocturne terrace]

dang...

[obtuse stump]

I told you .
I can sense it

[nocturne terrace]

howwwwwww

[obtuse stump]

That's a secret.
See you tomorrow babe 🤝

[nocturne terrace]

i told u not to call me that

[mental crown]

Naomi hongi 16 yo girl lives in Vietnam 541 area room no. 24 school student

[obtuse stump]

Alright am sorry

[nocturne terrace]

false info

[mental crown]

[potent gate]

stalking someone

?

[mental crown]

Yep I'm a paparazzi

[nocturne terrace]

:) btw where ya going to if ur going somewhere

[mental crown]

[nocturne terrace]

no bro's js guessing my age home and school

[obtuse stump]

Football field wanna come 🫴

[mental crown]

Stop deleting

[potent gate]

😂

[nocturne terrace]

show me :D

and no

[nocturne terrace]

im only interested in badminton

[obtuse stump]

That's rude 😔
I am going

Cya

[nocturne terrace]

byeeee

[mental crown]

It's not funny xelozia

Ok whatever

Don't ping me

Stop doing that shh

[strange ruin]

I'm come back

[nocturne terrace]

is chat ded

[strange ruin]

Yea

[nocturne terrace]

[inner hill]

[nocturne terrace]

and who r u

[inner hill]

I am nothing

Just chilling

[vocal ivy]

I am something

[topaz storm]

Hi something

[nocturne terrace]

:))

[nocturne terrace]

sup something

[vocal ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/pauly0x-pond0x-pond-pndc-gif-4273914046224304853

[nocturne terrace]

elo nothing

[next anvil]

Didn't you use to teach IELTS already

[nocturne terrace]

eloooo

[next anvil]

Okay

[nocturne terrace]

._.

[foggy heron]

Hi guys

How are you?

[inner hill]

You re handsome

[topaz storm]

Not me
He is hannibal

[nocturne terrace]

im bored

[inner hill]

Oh okay

[inner hill]

You re minor

[nocturne terrace]

so?

[oblique wave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1213512999759781950/1370073179371995256/52671e84341b4c9dba4c5980f315b87c.gif

[pulsar relic]

You lowkey look like my friend from high school

[inner hill]

You re really boring person

[nocturne terrace]

k?

[nocturne terrace]

bruh

[nocturne terrace]

elo

[inner hill]

https://tenor.com/view/chilling-relaxing-chillin-chill-chill-out-gif-12396287237553383736

[topaz storm]

I can't hear you
My Phone was broken

[pulsar relic]

[pulsar relic]

We talkd yesterday

Do you remember me

[pulsar relic]

Where are you from

[inner hill]

I'd say US but Russia, wbu

[topaz storm]

https://tenor.com/view/penguins-of-madagascar-skipper-who-are-you-madagascar-gif-23546617

[safe sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/colts-indianapolis-colts-dashawn-dashawndontplay-comebackcolts-gif-3722088454661338814

Wth still don’t have starrole

[pulsar relic]

[inner hill]

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[safe sequoia]

Nvm 🤧

[inner hill]

that's good

[pulsar relic]

Oh you really looks like Russian
Are you mixed