🫂｜beginner-chat

[upbeat sun]

don't be bored

[nocturne terrace]

aight imma check the quest for some nitro

[upbeat sun]

Sowler likes it

[nocturne terrace]

aaaaaaand no luck

im boredddddddd

[hollow lance]

poor phone users

[hollow lance]

too bad u can't play

[nocturne terrace]

no im a mac user

[nocturne terrace]

[upbeat sun]

play games

[nocturne terrace]

u didn't read wht brahim said??

[sharp marsh]

hello

[upbeat sun]

no

[trim viper]

guys,give me some advice on how to learn English

[upbeat sun]

but just read it

unlucky

[hollow lance]

ew

[upbeat sun]

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-carbon-need-for-speed-need-for-speed-carbon-skill-issue-colin-gif-27607698

[upbeat sun]

sup

[potent gate]

Say hi for me

[upbeat sun]

mmmmmmm idk it just spawned in my head

[upbeat sun]

sup bro

hru

[nocturne terrace]

[potent gate]

Fine

Ty

[potent gate]

Mac

[trim viper]

how,must have some reason

[hollow lance]

hi abo how are u doing i hope u are fine i am now greeting u so u don't tell me that i don't greet people but actually i do so how is ur life how was ur day going or u just woke up ? damn alr hope ur day goes well what about what are u doing rn? nothing? damn that's boring ngl aight anyways gtk

[upbeat sun]

[hollow lance]

[upbeat sun]

idk fr

my pc is in english

[potent gate]

Good brahim

[upbeat sun]

all the games

and... i understand it all somehow

[trim viper]

for how long?

[upbeat sun]

since i was 12

or less

[potent gate]

How old are you now

[trim viper]

good job...

[upbeat sun]

18

[potent gate]

Wish you a long live and happy life, buddy

[hollow lance]

what a nice fbi agent

[upbeat sun]

thx bro

[potent gate]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-smile-raymond-reddington-james-spader-the-blacklist-smile-gif-16816971

[upbeat sun]

[mighty swan]

Did you just write a digital letter to him? ._.

[nocturne terrace]

gimme

all of them

[hollow lance]

he asked for it -.-

[nocturne terrace]

yyyyyyyyy

:(

gimme all

[potent gate]

pspspspspspsps

[nocturne terrace]

no gimme all

:(

[pulsar relic]

What animal is this
My chinese friend

[nocturne terrace]

the heck is that

[pulsar relic]

Can you guess it

[nocturne terrace]

i want all of it

[potent gate]

Actually you are the cat, and the pspsps for calling you

[nocturne terrace]

:(

k

[potent gate]

since you replied

[nocturne terrace]

gimme 3

[potent gate]

then my pspspspsps worked

[nocturne terrace]

2

[sharp marsh]

=))

[pulsar relic]

What's up

[potent gate]

Only i can do is say pspspspsps for the cats

[nocturne terrace]

YEYYYYYYYYYYY

kittyyyyy

[nocturne terrace]

elo bestiee

[potent gate]

pspspspspsps

[nocturne terrace]

don't u dare call her chinese

[sharp marsh]

hi

[trim viper]

my cat gave birth to 7 of them

[pulsar relic]

Don't tell me what to do

[nocturne terrace]

[sharp marsh]

=)))??

[nocturne terrace]

ko coá j

[pulsar relic]

https://tenor.com/view/tongue-dance-minions-cute-gif-16353718

[near marlin]

[nocturne terrace]

GRRRRRR

[pulsar relic]

Are you from Vietnam?

[sharp marsh]

vietnam

[nocturne terrace]

my uncle's cat gave birth to 6

:>

but my grandmother gave them away

:(

[pulsar relic]

I see nice to meet you

[sharp marsh]

nice to meet you to ^^

[nocturne terrace]

my grandma doesn't let me bring them home

:(

[hollow lance]

[nocturne terrace]

tried thousands of times

[near marlin]

[hollow lance]

[trim viper]

[pulsar relic]

Ok I have a question for you Jessica

[sharp marsh]

????

[pulsar relic]

Guess what animal this is

[sharp marsh]

crocodile

[hollow lance]

Comodo dragon

[potent gate]

I call him le chonk

[hollow lance]

[pulsar relic]

You're wrong

You all wrong

[hollow lance]

kinda sick

[sharp marsh]

=))???????

[potent gate]

Ikr?

[trim viper]

[sharp marsh]

=))/???????

[pulsar relic]

It's a cat

[sharp marsh]

[pulsar relic]

[hollow lance]

here comes LE CHONK getting aggressive with the deer

[potent gate]

Calvera be like:

[potent gate]

Dude Le Chonk is such a unit of a name

[hollow lance]

i approve fr

[potent gate]

pspspspsps

[trim viper]

what this mean?

[potent gate]

Cute
||pspspspspspsps||

[potent gate]

It means playstation playstation playstation

[trim viper]

oh,that's it,get it

hahaha

[hollow lance]

could be playstation portable

[potent gate]

Sony couldn't make a better portable handheld than the psp

[hollow lance]

no one could, screw steam deck and nintendo switch

[modest frost]

[hollow lance]

psp for ever

[hollow lance]

dang it u still alive

[potent gate]

As a nintendo fanboy, i doubt that

[modest frost]

I'm dead tho

two sleepless nights

[upbeat sun]

PC IS THE BEST

[hollow lance]

i though we were the same..guess not

[upbeat sun]

mic drop

[mighty swan]

Where's the "I love you" n everything.. where is "muah" in it

[hollow lance]

no one is doubting that

[potent gate]

[hollow lance]

ah hell nah

[hollow lance]

why

[potent gate]

Agree to disagree

[upbeat sun]

GET TRIGGERD

[upbeat sun]

Only noobs are

[potent gate]

Nah. I am pulling THE trigger

[hollow lance]

we had a good friendly ship

[upbeat sun]

YESSSSSS

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT

[hollow lance]

real

[potent gate]

[potent gate]

Dont worry, ill make it painless as much as possible

[upbeat sun]

LESSGOOOOOOO

[potent gate]

[hollow lance]

i thought u wanted pain

[upbeat sun]

I WANTED DEATH

IDC

[hollow lance]

fair enough

[upbeat sun]

IT'S WITH PAIN OR WITHOUT IT

[hollow lance]

got excited

[upbeat sun]

that's the result of letting your work until the client starts to ring your phone like you are his lost wife

[hollow lance]

bro still rings lmao?

[upbeat sun]

not alot

the client i am doing the video for rn is chill

[hollow lance]

good

[upbeat sun]

the other one rang for like 36 times

[hollow lance]

btw u are doing for youtube as well now?

[upbeat sun]

and i was sleeping with phone on don't distrub

[upbeat sun]

haven't done anything for myself for like 2 years

[hollow lance]

clients i mean, i thought u were only doing for tiktoks and reels

[upbeat sun]

and all of my content are in arabic with egyptian dialect

[upbeat sun]

mmmmm according to the client

rn i am doing a long yt video

[hollow lance]

i see

[upbeat sun]

the client is talking about his engagment.....

he has no content

[hollow lance]

not the jordan content damn

[upbeat sun]

he almost said his future wife address

[hollow lance]

sup maya

[upbeat sun]

i removed it from the video

[drowsy imp]

Hi

[hollow lance]

i would have put it in the corner with low visibility

[trim viper]

hi

[upbeat sun]

nah , we are the good people here

[hollow lance]

understandable

[drowsy imp]

hello. where are you from?

[trim viper]

china

[drowsy imp]

Sri Lanka

[upbeat sun]

keeping it for myself so i can show it to his wife parents so everything get messed up

[hollow lance]

that's even more evil damn

[upbeat sun]

i really thought of that ngl

he almost said what the deal they had about marrige

[trim viper]

👍

[upbeat sun]

the fck he did was random af

[hollow lance]

just say everything at this point

[modest frost]

idk either

[hollow lance]

u should sleep fr

[modest frost]

Still in the company so I can't

[upbeat sun]

fr

[hollow lance]

play sick

[trim viper]

fr = friend?

[hollow lance]

for real

[upbeat sun]

i am so bored that i tought about finding a gf

[trim viper]

[upbeat sun]

(trying to ruin my life more)

[hollow lance]

u are at a risk

that's the abyss of the mind

[upbeat sun]

and thought about smoking

[modest frost]

[upbeat sun]

but my poor wallet saved me

[hollow lance]

brother

[hollow lance]

[modest frost]

Smoke someone's ass? Cool

[trim viper]

agree

[modest frost]

[upbeat sun]

how is this gonna happen ? burn his ass and inhale the smoke out of it ?

[hollow lance]

ur life is worst than i thought

[modest frost]

[upbeat sun]

i am jk , i can buy it if i want

but ik it's bad

[modest frost]

Rich bish shattap

[upbeat sun]

smoking is bad as being dia's friend

[hollow lance]

now that. is true

[upbeat sun]

(thank god she doesn't consider me a friend)

[hollow lance]

she doesn't? u don't @modest frost? why considering me one then

[upbeat sun]

[hollow lance]

she ran away

[upbeat sun]

VICTORY

[hollow lance]

[sweet root]

no perms🥀

MORNING GUYS

[simple tusk]

Hi guys

Wassup

[sweet root]

good wbu

[simple tusk]

I'm good too

[simple tusk]

Good morning

[sweet root]

goodd

[simple tusk]

R u student?

[solid parrot]

Hi

[simple tusk]

Hi hru?

[solid parrot]

I am faring quite well in this violent world despite the lack of martial arts training.

[potent gate]

Yo locklee

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nose-fur-kawaii-sniff-canine-gif-20552016

[potent gate]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-lee-gaara-naruto-og-naruto-anime-fight-gif-25021014

[solid parrot]

The power of youth shall make us strong.

[hollow lance]

we got Guy in dc before gta 6

[solid parrot]

Duy*

Might Duy

[hollow lance]

tf

[potent gate]

I love naruto

good morning

[fringe saffron]

didnt know might guy's a vietnamese

[hollow lance]

morning

[fringe saffron]

morning

[magic arrow]

Naruto is minor right?

[hollow lance]

bro is married

[solid parrot]

Good marrow gentlemen!

[potent gate]

You are welcom

[magic arrow]

Sheesh

[potent gate]

how's you snorlax?

[hollow lance]

me is great, wbu

[solid parrot]

What level dost thy Snorlax posses my dear friend Brahim?

[hollow lance]

u won't believe the character's origins if u search it up lol

[solid parrot]

Do not look it up, watch the show.

[hollow lance]

0

[sweet root]

morningg

[hollow lance]

i haven't ate anything yet

[fringe saffron]

i know, but might duy's pronounced "Die"

[sacred sorrel]

Hi sup chat.

[hollow lance]

well that's something

[sweet root]

y

[solid parrot]

Verily

[fringe saffron]

ok...?

[solid parrot]

Suppa

[hollow lance]

fasting

[sacred sorrel]

How r u mate ?

[trim viper]

what time are you there

[magic arrow]

Bro fasting in literally one of the longest days

[fringe saffron]

but yeah, i watched the entirety of naruto (+shippuden) already

[solid parrot]

As well as the heavens will allow.

[hollow lance]

10 am

[sweet root]

fr

[sacred sorrel]

Aww gald to hear.

[hollow lance]

i kinda have to lol

[fringe saffron]

tbh, 80% of the episodes are just infodumping

[magic arrow]

How tho

[trim viper]

ok,i am 6pm

[sweet root]

wishin u luck 🙏🙏

[hollow lance]

the fillers are frustrating yea

[fringe saffron]

especially near the end, where they just want to really stretch it out

[sweet root]

its almost 1 pm here

[fringe saffron]

and the usual talk no jutsu

[hollow lance]

didn't fast some days in ramadan

[hollow lance]

ty

[magic arrow]

You could fast those days in winter too

[sweet root]

bro why didnt u wait for winter

[magic arrow]

Brain issue

[sweet root]

FR

[hollow lance]

real lol

[magic arrow]

🤝

[hollow lance]

why wait

[sweet root]

so u wont suffer in hot

[solid parrot]

Is thou engaging in the act of fasting for dietary purposes?

[finite spade]

there's anybody want to talk in server to escalate my speaking ?

[hollow lance]

i'm not suffering

[fringe saffron]

art thou

[sweet root]

cause its only 10 am yet

[hollow lance]

i already fasted yesterday

nothing hard

[solid parrot]

Thou art very astute.

[fringe saffron]

and i didnt know that we're back to using shakespearean english

[sweet root]

winter would be easier idk

[magic arrow]

6-8 hours of fasting

Dang

[hollow lance]

meh same thing for me

[magic arrow]

Bro chose hunger games

[sweet root]

okay whatever u say :3

[solid parrot]

What profit hath thy fasting brought thee?
I prithee speak as to thy thinkings.

[hollow lance]

brother i have no idea what are u saying

[errant prairie]

How are you guys?

[magic arrow]

I can't handle gibberish

[fringe saffron]

What's the benefit of fasting
Can you please tell me your opinion

[hollow lance]

thx teach

[fringe saffron]

it's middle english / shakespearean english, im familiar with this

[solid parrot]

Not Middle English

[magic arrow]

🤓☝️

[errant prairie]

Why do you know a dead language?

[fringe saffron]

takes one to know one

[errant prairie]

From 500 years ago

[fringe saffron]

english history class

[magic arrow]

Bogos binted

[fringe saffron]

paying attention helped

[hollow lance]

well health wise u can search that up i'm not that good at explaining

[errant prairie]

Ziggy zorp 👽 "photos printed"🧍‍♂️

[fringe saffron]

welp guess its brainrot hour again

gotta love internet culture

[errant prairie]

Me when they let me out of area 51

[magic arrow]

Lmao Psjnvkajcuakjdhshchs

[errant prairie]

They have me in a cell

[errant prairie]

🙏 devious plans in motion once im free

[tender axle]

[sweet root]

guys im goin now miss me so much

[hollow lance]

dtc

[magic arrow]

We won't 😔🙏🥀

[solid parrot]

Which age of English holdest thou most dear?

[fringe saffron]

@hollow lance starting to think that im getting too old for this shit

[errant prairie]

Man im a native and I dont even understand this

[magic arrow]

Spread thy legs 🙏🥀

[hollow lance]

i'm not the one to judge unfortunately lol

[sweet root]

idk what does it mean

[fringe saffron]

Which era of the english language is your favorite

[hollow lance]

don't take care

[errant prairie]

Personally

[sweet root]

mean

[errant prairie]

The modern era of English

[sweet root]

also while fasting too

[errant prairie]

Pre brainrot tho

[sweet root]

not cool bro

ANYWAYS BYE

AND BRAHIM MAY ALLAH ACCEPT YOUR FASTING

[fringe saffron]

i like the current era of english, beside the new slang and netizen lingo

[errant prairie]

Why dont i seem native?

[hollow lance]

amen

[magic arrow]

Where r u from brotha

[fringe saffron]

starting to regret returning here

[magic arrow]

Valentine? Saint Denis?

[errant prairie]

?

[hollow lance]

Algeria

[magic arrow]

Nahh dawg

[hollow lance]

oh,

[magic arrow]

Rhoades?

[hollow lance]

strawberry cowpoke

[magic arrow]

Black lung ahh

[hollow lance]

[magic arrow]

Idk I kinda like valentine

[errant prairie]

"Your a good man Arthur Morgan"

[hollow lance]

hear me out, blackwater

[magic arrow]

You sir, are a fish 😔🥀

[magic arrow]

Sheett

I died 9999 times trying to sneak in dawg 😔🙏🥀

[solid parrot]

What century or decade, would that be in thy personal thoughts?

[hollow lance]

i know same, but the rdr1 emotions are too hard to avoid

[errant prairie]

2003-2015

Era

[solid parrot]

Interesting.

[magic arrow]

I haven't played rdr1 😔

[fringe saffron]

average chronically online gamer personality chart

[hollow lance]

dawg u are missing out

[errant prairie]

Where's issac clarke

[magic arrow]

It's too fucking expensive

[errant prairie]

He's literally me

[magic arrow]

More expensive than rdr2 pmo

[fringe saffron]

dead, part of the moon

[fringe saffron]

just get a job

[magic arrow]

U mean j*b?

[solid parrot]

Personally, I am fond of the English employed in the King James Bible.

[errant prairie]

Still better than 95% of modern game characters

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-screaming-terror-terrified-horrified-gif-24374910

[hollow lance]

welp

[fringe saffron]

career, occupation

[fringe saffron]

yeah, because he's dead

[errant prairie]

Wait what do you mean he's dead?

He never died?

[fringe saffron]

canonically, he's basically dead

[magic arrow]

I don't wanna crack it cuz I think some viruses will fill my pcs crack 🥀

[fringe saffron]

Dead Space 3 final DLC

[errant prairie]

But he never died tho

They just arrived at earth

[fringe saffron]

he got yoinked by the moon at the very end

[errant prairie]

Then it cut to black

[hollow lance]

i did and nothing happened

[solid parrot]

Black

[fringe saffron]

and the entire franchise has been confirmed to be done

[errant prairie]

Then we got left on a fucking cliffhanger for 12 years

[magic arrow]

Idk I mighta try

[fringe saffron]

you can make your headcanon

[magic arrow]

@errant prairie is earth really flat?

[solid parrot]

It'a not done until the fat woman sings.

[hollow lance]

wish u luck fam

[errant prairie]

Since im an alien

I would know

[magic arrow]

Yup

[errant prairie]

And no it's not

[magic arrow]

Fuck no

[errant prairie]

Its actually a triangle

[fringe saffron]

it's a D20

[magic arrow]

Woa

[errant prairie]

Its a pyramid

[magic arrow]

Now it all makes sense

[errant prairie]

The Egyptians built it

Miss those guys

Helped them out a few times

[magic arrow]

How did they build pyramids

[sacred sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-egg-dance-dancing-eggura-guregg-gif-25104065

[magic arrow]

Ahhh

[errant prairie]

My help

Ofc ofc

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-notebook-gif-20708336

[fringe saffron]

alright, it's back to rot

i'll just come back when it's done

[errant prairie]

Can yall break me out of area 51

[trim viper]

make sence

[errant prairie]

I'll take you to Kepler 25b

My home planet

[magic arrow]

Nah I don't wanna get pegged 😭

[errant prairie]

Nah bro trust

💯

[magic arrow]

Well

[potent gate]

Hi

[magic arrow]

Idk

[solid parrot]

What book do ye hold most dear?

[errant prairie]

I like

Night by Elie wiesel

[magic arrow]

Mein Kamph

[errant prairie]

Okay buddy

[fringe saffron]

edgy

[errant prairie]

Anyone here like molchat doma?

[fringe saffron]

god, this is like 2010s edgy internet tryhards

[errant prairie]

Im just doing the alien bit cuz im bored ngl

[fringe saffron]

i mean the other kid

[errant prairie]

Oh

[fringe saffron]

he got muted last night

[errant prairie]

What did he do?

[magic arrow]

Damn

[fringe saffron]

spamming turkish in the english chat

and being a general nuisance

[magic arrow]

Because I said this word

[fringe saffron]

iirc, one or 2 more strikes and he's going to be banned

[magic arrow]

They muted me

Ngl

[errant prairie]

Area 51 alien doesn't approve

[fringe saffron]

i still got the ticket.

[errant prairie]

🚫

[fringe saffron]

and i said that word, it's not banned since it is a technical terminology relating to a topic

and it's not a taboo topic

[magic arrow]

Exactly

https://tenor.com/view/from-the-screen-to-the-ring-the-the-pen-to-the-king-ksi-gif-12257927774644906851

[fringe saffron]

god forbid you know more than just "skibidi" and "tiktok"

[errant prairie]

Is that fucking ksi😭

[fringe saffron]

it is

[magic arrow]

5ehead

[errant prairie]

Tf is that from

[fringe saffron]

it's his song

[magic arrow]

Don't yk his last song

[errant prairie]

No

He has a music career?

[fringe saffron]

scrimios seems to be a big fan

[magic arrow]

Don't ever try listening to it

[solid parrot]

Have ye beheld the interview with that reptilian woman?

[fringe saffron]

which one

[errant prairie]

The reptiles?

I know them very well

There locked in here with me

Day 1s fr

[dire crest]

Hey guys

[errant prairie]

Hello

[fringe saffron]

hello

[errant prairie]

How are you

[dire crest]

Hwru

[dire crest]

Gd nd u

[errant prairie]

Im alright

[trim viper]

hi

[errant prairie]

Just bored

Its early

[fringe saffron]

doing alright, beside currently reading up some new material and losing hope in some younger generations

[dire crest]

Gd

[fringe saffron]

despite still being in my 20s

[errant prairie]

Im scared to turn 20

My bones are already dust

[fringe saffron]

dont be

[errant prairie]

My back especially

[fringe saffron]

whatever you want it to be

because i dont teach math

[solid parrot]

https://youtu.be/rVTvS4lDGoU?si=1J_k5KG9tjsm0YTO

[fringe saffron]

and don't worry about turning 20, you won't see any difference till you hit 25

[errant prairie]

Fuck math lwk

[fringe saffron]

that's when you begin to slowly deteriorate, genetically

[errant prairie]

Hated that shit in hs

[fringe saffron]

i'm an english teacher

hence the sheer disappointment

Vietnam

[solid parrot]

Then why did you not capitalize the first word in that sentence?

[errant prairie]

How do they refer to the war with America there?

[fringe saffron]

because it's not needed in an extremely informal situation such as these

[errant prairie]

Since it's the Vietnam War here

[fringe saffron]

with a resounding "Meh"

good for you, you're not my students so i couldn't care less

[errant prairie]

English teachers are epic

[dire crest]

Yea why

[errant prairie]

Except the Karen ones

[fringe saffron]

good to know

[errant prairie]

Don't fall for him he's just rage baiting

He was doing it to me earlier

[fringe saffron]

tbh, being grinded down by crappy students will drive most people crazy

[fringe saffron]

yeah i know, that's why im just giving passive answers

i mean look, flirting, in a public chat.

quite deplorable

[errant prairie]

Diabolical work

[solid parrot]

Most English teachers I have met have a superiority complex, but it is an important subject nonetheless.

[errant prairie]

Bros trying to a discord gf

[fringe saffron]

but i cant judge much, since manners, respect, consent, and some additional teaching had already been drilled into my head

[fringe saffron]

same with any teachers tbh

again, after being hit by thousands of crappy students, you do begin to lose a lot of hope

[errant prairie]

I had so many English teachers in school flip out since American students act so crazy

[fringe saffron]

we usually have a weird mental wall that we hit after a few years

usually, 3-4 years within the occupation

plenty of folks would be losing their mind, or just losing hope

[solid parrot]

But this trait is much more pronounced in English teachers, specially when the student is not white.

[fringe saffron]

that would be native english teacher

i'm a vietnamese, teaching english, in vietnam, so i only care about whether or not my students actually study

if they don't, they can leave

[errant prairie]

Weirdly most us English teachers are women for some reason

[fringe saffron]

if they do, i'll help them to the end

[errant prairie]

I never had a male one

[fringe saffron]

eh dont need to, my points are usually proven really damn quick

all i know is that ignorance goes both ways

that said a lot about you than anything else

but i digress

[errant prairie]

Then why are you gaslighting?

[fringe saffron]

hence why im not even trying to push anything towards you

your opinion, your choice of words, your take, your consequences

[errant prairie]

You're contradicting yourself

[long trout]

:x: That word could not be found in the dictionary.

[fringe saffron]

i dont want to fight - said the aggressive one

i hate conflict - said the ones with fighting words

[solid parrot]

I had two male ones who belittle students with brown skin and one female one who married a Mexican and was weird as flamingos bathing with polar bears in Antartica.

[errant prairie]

Sun tzu be like

[fringe saffron]

pretty sure that's just them being racist

which i can never understand the point of being racist towards pretty much anyone

there's a thing called a teacher's creed

[errant prairie]

Teacher racism is a really big problem here in America

[fringe saffron]

kinda like an unspoken rule that most teachers know about and try to follow, and those who don't are usually condemned

[errant prairie]

Mainly towards African Americans

[fringe saffron]

that's really disappointing

over here we only care if you actually give a shit about the lecture

[solid parrot]

Call it the United States, don't feed their ego by referring to a single country by the name of an entire continent.

[errant prairie]

I just dont wanna type out the whole thing

[fringe saffron]

i mean, the fully legal name includes the entire continent

[errant prairie]

Im lazy

[fringe saffron]

The United States of America

[errant prairie]

I cant use us

[solid parrot]

Call it that

[errant prairie]

Might confuse someone

[solid parrot]

U.S.A. is fine.

[fringe saffron]

the funiest thing is America is colloquially known as the USA anyhow

but if you say The Americas, that's usually understood as the continent

that "The" is the important bit

[errant prairie]

Cheeseburger land according to Europe

[trim viper]

i have a question teacher，how long does it take to learn English to be communicate fluently?

[fringe saffron]

your pick

[errant prairie]

7-12 months for the avg person I'd guess

[fringe saffron]

what is "fluent" in your opinion?

[errant prairie]

Just depends on your definition

[fringe saffron]

is it having the ability to talk without hitches? is it having the ability to talk about anything? is it the ability to understand and expand upon most topics?

and how do you practice usually? daily? weekly? classes? exams and such?

[trim viper]

for work and live english country

[fringe saffron]

then you're technically good enough

if you want academic fluency, it will take a few years

[solid parrot]

I call people born in the U.S.A. U.S. born.

[fringe saffron]

if you want just enough to work and live? around a year of constant practice

if you want just barely enough to travel? 4-6 months

[errant prairie]

Codiac why do you still have the beginner role? Your an English teacher😂

[fringe saffron]

because it's funnier to see people look down upon those with that role

[errant prairie]

Ah

[fringe saffron]

people fucking hate seeing that role here, i found out

[errant prairie]

I was curious

Didn't know that

[fringe saffron]

that, and it's a creep magnet

a lot of people with plenty of hormones to spare, tend to see pink, and immediately went AWWOOGA

[errant prairie]

Oh??

That's actually wild

[fringe saffron]

i got around 30 DMs asking for pornographic material in around 4 months

[solid parrot]

Perhaps his goal is to become the next Shakespeare and is as a result a beginner relatively speaking.

[fringe saffron]

and around 10-20 scammers

i even have a bingo card for this server.

[errant prairie]

Ive had people add me constantly and a majority are scammers since im a native

Other than that it's people who dont stop pestering me

I dont mind helping but not 24/7

[fringe saffron]

same

[solid parrot]

Do female English teachers like men who speak Shakespearean English?

[fringe saffron]

i also hate it when people use the beginner chat as a cesspool, where anything goes

[trim viper]

i am leraning about 5 months,and I have trouble following your guys conversation

[fringe saffron]

in my experience? no.

it's seen as pretentious

[solid parrot]

Awww

nooo

[glad beacon]

Good morning

[errant prairie]

Hello

How are you

[solid parrot]

Good marrow

[fringe saffron]

Guten Morgen

absolutely spelled wrong there, but screw it

Gluten Morgan

[errant prairie]

Love german words and spelling

Like the krakenwagen

[fringe saffron]

ah yes, the wagen to carry those with bones that go kraken

[errant prairie]

Having to scream krakenwagen while dying

[solid parrot]

I see it as love for the language. The English lexicon is so large and yet we only use a small portion of it in our daily lives.

[errant prairie]

Because a majority of it is outdated

[fringe saffron]

it is pretentious when it's used outside of it's usual context with the purpose of rubbing one's ego

and when you use it in public unironically, that will be the understanding

going against social norms knowingly tend to do that

because technically, we human used to defecate on the ground, randomly

but do that now? you're going to jail

[errant prairie]

Some people still do

Which is sad

[fringe saffron]

unfortunately.

[errant prairie]

Especially if you dont have somewhere to go

To do it

[fringe saffron]

or the really old trait of some tribes

bonking a woman, dragging her back and make a new family forcefully

hey look, the guy who had no idea what the fuck "reading the room" is

[solid parrot]

I am working on perhaps using Shakespearean syntax without archaic words so that my sentences sound nicer while being understandable to most people.

[trim viper]

2 hours everyday，i have to work

[opaque rain]

Do you want to defecate on the ground right now?

[errant prairie]

No

[fringe saffron]

unfortunately, i'd recommend you using it when it's relating to an absolute context

[errant prairie]

That's just nasty

[fringe saffron]

i have a bathroom.

[errant prairie]

Humans are not wild animals

[solid parrot]

Some would make you question that.

[fringe saffron]

even wild animals know not to do that, since it's smell can attract hunters and predators

that's why some of them use it to either mark territories, or bury it

[errant prairie]

They also know not to deficate where they eat

[fringe saffron]

or drink

or open fields

[errant prairie]

Right

[fringe saffron]

or places with frequent travellers

and yes i know dogs tend to crap everywhere, but that's because they don't exactly have a main predator anymore

cats, however, still try to hide it

[errant prairie]

Dogs are essentially the princes of the animal kingdom

[solid parrot]

A neighbor use to pee on his pogs because he believed it increased his chances of winning when thrown against a wall.

[errant prairie]

While humans are the kings

[fringe saffron]

possible mental health issues

[solid parrot]

You know what I'm talking about?

[errant prairie]

I mean we essentially breed dogs to our perfect liking

[fringe saffron]

anyway, i think i should get a hair cut before my trip for an event

been putting it off for a month now for some reasons

[light matrix]

Gudu morning

[fringe saffron]

that's what you get for working the entire day most days

[solid parrot]

We made dogs in our image.

[opaque rain]

Why are the dogs the princes of animal kingdom?

[fringe saffron]

to our preference, not image

[solid parrot]

Sniff sniff

[errant prairie]

They basically have no predators anymore

And they live like we do

With humans

We feed them

We give them water

They basically live perfectly

[opaque rain]

And about the cats?

[solid parrot]

Domestic cats too.

[errant prairie]

Cats are more independent

[fringe saffron]

sometimes

when you raise a kitten from birth, they are very dependent

[errant prairie]

But yes them too

[solid parrot]

Cæts are like women, they go where the food (money) is.

[fringe saffron]

bruh

that's a take and a half

[errant prairie]

Not every woman is a gold digger

[solid parrot]

The ones who are already wealthy might not be.

[errant prairie]

Ive known poor girls who aren't after wealth or money

[fringe saffron]

this sounds like those instagram "alpha male" talk somehow

i hope this is not that common in the US

...is it?

[errant prairie]

He's been listening to too much Andrew tate😭

[opaque rain]

That makes sense

[fringe saffron]

i'll be honest, i saw them a lot on facebook and such too, it is very demoralizing, but then i realized, that's the US

[solid parrot]

I like to joke about stereotypes, I do not believe every woman is a gold digger.

[errant prairie]

Not really just edgy people do it

[fringe saffron]

that context is massively overdued

[trim viper]

I'm off work time to go home, see you tomorrow guys

[errant prairie]

Goodbye

[fringe saffron]

no one know about whether or not you like to joke about it

[modest pawn]

Boo

[fringe saffron]

and because we're typing and texting, the tone of your text won't convey that

[modest pawn]

Is beginner chat getting weird again?

[fringe saffron]

was

[solid parrot]

Ah, I called Spanish the taco language whilst being a Spanish speaker myself.

[modest pawn]

I missed the weird part 😭

[fringe saffron]

kids being edgy, the usual

[errant prairie]

Earlier I was a alien stuck in area 51

[potent gate]

Taco language

[modest pawn]

Kids?

[fringe saffron]

yep

[opaque rain]

Talk more about it

[modest pawn]

Who

[fringe saffron]

scriminos?

that one

[errant prairie]

Nah Im having a highly intelligent convo at the moment

[fringe saffron]

also there is something im genuinely confused and concerned about

[solid parrot]

With reptilians.

[modest pawn]

I don't find it weird

[potent gate]

?Def scrimios

[long trout]

:x: That word could not be found in the dictionary.

[fringe saffron]

why is it that when it comes to social problems, the US is usually the forefront

[errant prairie]

Social problems such as?

[fringe saffron]

especially racism, since ironically, it's supposed to be a "melting pot"

[solid parrot]

The U.S.A. is the most important country?

[potent gate]

Why did you change you pfp

[fringe saffron]

racism, classism, gold digging, disrespects, etc...

[errant prairie]

The racism part derives mainly from our history of slavery

We had it about 150 years

[potent gate]

For aliens i guess

[solid parrot]

That too.

[errant prairie]

And some of that racism has still lingered on today

[fringe saffron]

we had it for around a few hundreds to a thousand, with the serfs system

[potent gate]

?def lingered

[long trout]

:x: That word could not be found in the dictionary.

[fringe saffron]

but we're somehow completely fine, with around 53 different tribes of people

[errant prairie]

You gotta think we enslaved a entire different color of people

[potent gate]

man did you speak English

[fringe saffron]

try "Linger"

[errant prairie]

From a entire different continent

[modest pawn]

Lol

[solid parrot]

Linger means be slow to disappear or die.

[brazen comet]

Hey

[modest pawn]

Russians used to have other Russians as slaves

[fringe saffron]

so did the brits, and most asian country

[modest pawn]

And we're completely fine

[fringe saffron]

hence why im confused

[opaque rain]

Believe in me, USA is not the worst country in racism terms

[errant prairie]

The British people had no real war over it

That's another reason

[brazen comet]

Is this true?

[potent gate]

What is mean your name

[errant prairie]

Our country basically broke in half because of it

[fringe saffron]

it is

the slavs

iirc

[errant prairie]

And 750k people lost there lives

[vale grove]

Brazil is way worse

[errant prairie]

Over a messed up ideology

[solid parrot]

It is a password in the video game "Spider-Man 2".

[potent gate]

Lol

[solid parrot]

Treyarch backwards.

[fringe saffron]

idk, it's kinda hard to imagine, since my country was stuck in a serf system and was pretty much enslaved for roughly 1000 years, wars and conflicts included

[errant prairie]

You also gotta think of the melting pot thing

[fringe saffron]

most of our history book are basically war novels

[errant prairie]

Obviously people aren't gonna like people from places they don't like coming to where they live

[potent gate]

So you can not forget it

[solid parrot]

Humans are bad, purge the world of humans.

[modest pawn]

Yes, if you think serfdom is slavery

[opaque rain]

Probably

[potent gate]

hI

[fringe saffron]

starting to think that the US is a good place to visit, horrid place to stay

[modest pawn]

Purge China, India and Bangladesh

[fringe saffron]

well, more of having that idea reinforced

[errant prairie]

We have great tourism but it's really not worth living here especially if you already live in a democracy

[brazen comet]

True

[potent gate]

I think use is not good for living

[solid parrot]

It's fine as long as you can avoid getting kidnapped by ICE.

[modest pawn]

Nowhere is a good place to stay nowadays

[fringe saffron]

and being completely snow white

[solid parrot]

Yes.

[fringe saffron]

my country's pretty chill amidst all of the current event

[solid parrot]

White skin holds prestige here.

[potent gate]

They take only illegal immgrent

[modest pawn]

My country's government is killing the country

[fringe saffron]

literally the only change to the government so far, is just new tax form

[vale grove]

just 400 years of slavery

[solid parrot]

You also better not have a foreign accent when you speak English.

[vale grove]

and that continued even after it was "abolished"

[potent gate]

Is this happening in America

?

[opaque rain]

That is not too good to visit at the moment, I guess

[errant prairie]

Somewhat

But that's slowly getting better

Over time

[fringe saffron]

well.....

[potent gate]

What is it

[fringe saffron]

that's largely debatable i think

[solid parrot]

Yes, ICE is kidnapping everyone who has brown skin including Native Americans.

[potent gate]

Lol

[modest pawn]

My government thinks that turning off mobile data and adding the whitelist system is a good idea 😍

[potent gate]

Man this is ridiculous

[fringe saffron]

mine banned steam

....and then not

and then just steam community

[solid parrot]

https://youtu.be/8Gr6Tgy_KEQ?si=9BaVvk_ENabRXP08

[modest pawn]

Mine banned cloudflare and AWS last week

[fringe saffron]

1984 WHOOOO

[vale grove]

mine banned twitter

and then not

[fringe saffron]

that's a blessing tbh

[solid parrot]

Do not fret, Trump's ideal country will be realized when it is cleansed of all non whites.

[vale grove]

they'll probably ban discord too

[vale grove]

yeah ig

[opaque rain]

In all countries that continues after the abolish, in someway

[solid parrot]

He would deport African Americans to Africa if he could.

[noble glade]

hey

[opaque rain]

That's the American Spirit

[solid parrot]

What does it mean to be United Statian?

[modest pawn]

True btw. They're preparing to block Telegram and start their own messenger, in which all your data (passport, insurance, etc) will be needed to create an account, and will be collected. And all your texts will be checked

[modest pawn]

And you can't delete your acc

There's just no option to do it

[potent gate]

My government cureing us free also study free

[modest pawn]

Only you can do is contact support, but I don't think they would allow you to delete accout

[solid parrot]

The United States of America's war of Iran will ignite World War 3.
Where do you guys intend to hide?
I'm just curious I am definitely not a spy.

[opaque rain]

Believe in the current better way possible

[modest pawn]

New Zealand or somewher in Oceania

[solid parrot]

Complete Human extinction?

[potent gate]

Wow

[modest pawn]

Btw yesterday Trump declared ceasefire

[potent gate]

They want expanded again

[solid parrot]

For now.

[opaque rain]

The way that seems, they agree in it

[solid parrot]

What if soldiers from opposing countries start making out once the war begins, thus preventing a war from actually happening?

[potent gate]

Are you maxican

[solid parrot]

Must I be Mexican to be one of impure thoughts?

Anyway the answer is no, I am not Mexican or of Mexican descent.

[potent gate]

I don't understand but i am not have any problem with latin

And i am not white

[solid parrot]

Where are you from?

I am from the United States of America.

[potent gate]

I am not

[surreal scroll]

Good morning americans

[solid parrot]

Papi

[surreal scroll]

El chavo

[granite holly]

Yo chat

[surreal scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/chavo-rezo-asustado-el-chavo-del-ocho-chespirito-gif-17716704

[solid parrot]

Aveces no me lavo, hago maldades pero sin querer queriendo.

[solid parrot]

You hehe?

[surreal scroll]

i just got half of what you said

i dont speak spanish

[solid parrot]

What do you speak?

[sweet root]

wearing hats pmo sb

[solid parrot]

Ire macho

[sweet root]

hey weird talkin guy

[solid parrot]

Greetings

[magic arrow]

Lan

[sweet root]

[noble glade]

Hello everyone I'm from Sri Lanka I'm 18 years old I'm here to improve my English and my communication skills and i want to find some friends. guys this my second account iam already in this server. ( @crystal gale this is my first account it was "hacked" anyone's get a msg from this account its not me so please unfriend that account).

[solid parrot]

How do ye do on this sunny day?

[sweet root]

my brain is gonna melt

and ure not helping

[magic arrow]

Same shi

[solid parrot]

As long as your heart melts with it ❤️

[magic arrow]

Makes my head feel more uncomfortable

[sweet root]

Damnn

[sweet root]

FR

i hate summer

[solid parrot]

Frieza Revolution

[magic arrow]

😫

[sweet root]

i need a translator

[surreal scroll]

i speak portuguese

[magic arrow]

Winter is peak season

[surreal scroll]

i mean, its similar to spanish

[sweet root]

nah

spring

[surreal scroll]

thats why i can understand some sentences

[magic arrow]

Nah

[surreal scroll]

but not everthing

[magic arrow]

I was born in winter sybau

It's da best

[solid parrot]

During summer you can visit the lake to gaze upon women in bikini.

[sweet root]

and i was born in spring man

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-road-to-el-dorado-both-both-is-good-gif-8304204

[sweet root]

hell nah

i didnt expect that from weird talkin guy

[surreal scroll]

but mexico is the 4th country that i wanna to visit someday

[sweet root]

yea yea

[surreal scroll]

looks really cool

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/crypto-cartel-cartel-social-gif-23673934

[surreal scroll]

mainly at the day of the deads

i forgot how its called

[solid parrot]

Mexicans kidnap people in Mexico.

[sweet root]

okay guys bye again

[solid parrot]

Specially tourists.

[surreal scroll]

most of the gore videos that i saw was made in mexico 💀

[magic arrow]

Why wtf

[sweet root]

imma meet w my friend today :3

touching some grass

[magic arrow]

Why do you even see gore videos 😭

[magic arrow]

Damn

[sweet root]

[magic arrow]

Worth it

[old sigil]

Lucky grass

[magic arrow]

Sheesh

[solid parrot]

I want to be that grass.

[sweet root]

HI POPCORN

[surreal scroll]

i have some weird opinions about it

[old sigil]

Long time to see turgay

[magic arrow]

Yo I'm Turkish too

Bro

Slow down

[solid parrot]

Turkey consumer

[old sigil]

you're greek enough for me dw gng

[sweet root]

geez

[magic arrow]

Or I won't give you the french kisses

[magic arrow]

Sybau

[old sigil]

😭🙏🏼

how to say I'm drinking in Turkish

[solid parrot]

Is Gokesh a language?

[surreal scroll]

is a name

indian name

[magic arrow]

İçiyorum

[surreal scroll]

Gukesh actually

[sweet root]

iciyorum

[old sigil]

tmm

[cedar bramble]

Alooo

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/magnus-carlsen-magnus-slam-table-slam-angry-gif-16228483763522153196

[old sigil]

İçiyorum kahve abi

[sweet root]

anyways

Bye again

[magic arrow]

Afiyet olsun abi

[sweet root]

Afiyet olsun

[surreal scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/gukesh-magnus-carlsen-chess-shock-flabbergasted-gif-13995296948037343419

[old sigil]

☹️

[magic arrow]

Bye ablası

[sweet root]

😽💗

[old sigil]

Bye ablası

[cedar bramble]

That is my first pfp

[magic arrow]

😭

Mike

Tell her to stop

[old sigil]

[solid parrot]

Do Turkish people experience a taste of turkey in their mouthes when they speak?

[old sigil]

huzz be huzzing sometimes

[magic arrow]

Lmao aight

[old sigil]

Bro rdr2 is almost done

Dr m yesterday

From*

[magic arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ponke-ponkesol-sheesh-sheesh-meme-jeez-gif-18325954655599604717

Play it ni

[old sigil]

nice American joke , don't repeat it

[solid parrot]

Joga en el

[solid parrot]

Here is a different one.

[old sigil]

Good morning non Americans

[solid parrot]

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

[old sigil]

a book don't climb borders