#🫂|beginner-chat
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HE ACTUALLY SAID SMTH??
Hello any native speakers can i practice with?
Vc
Bro is doing "always typing on discord prank"
@golden glade
Hieee.
hello, humans. i'm roach
I saw a rainbow today
ohh, hello trixie, i saw you today in your bed
Oww eat that!
Dont fricking say that gosh
No i don't think so
His name is ali so he arab like me
Roaches are not in beds anyway
yes indeed, we are under it
Shut your trap
I wanna save this but it didn't appear in my studio
i've seen that in your house, there are lot.
Im the old man
hi
Die

Hola :)
guess wut :)
What were u typing bruh
I'm good as always
Wat?
im in top 10 :D
Ohh congratulations 🎉
hello, humans, i'm roach.
You again
yes, hello friend human
Hai cockroach.. I'm Xhelozia from Neverland
Oh I misspelled Ur name
hello, fellow human, i'm roach from the sewage.
hello , I'm sonic
What I can't say "sorry"
trào chú manhx/mạnh
Yup :)
Hello roach, good morning
last time i said "ừ ừ" i didn't allow me too
Yeah u got that right.. it's "Neverland "
good morning humans
darinaaaaaaaa! :)
night fellow human
ur gonna keep on repeating that?
I MMA report that to the mods
hruuu

yyy =<
Since when u are dead bruh
It's a pleasure to have a roach here, I always wanted to talk and interview one
Neverlanddddddddddd!
go ahead, ask me something, human.
I js met someone named cockroach!
Oh bruh is here
might be my friend!
So, I'm curious.
How is life in the sewage? Do you hate humans?
i think u and xhelozia is fit for together if u r younger than him :))
Wat was that and why did u remove the message
i do not hate you humans, and life in the sewage is so good.
=0 ur as old as my momma
May I call me Grandma!
Yk my grandma is also 40
Js old enough
I will graduate uni this year.. guess how old I'm
22
23
24
25
:)
and you human eric, how's life as a human?
Nahh it's Neverlandd double d at the end
Tell me how is going Ur day .. did u go to gym today
Wait u are Arab
I can smell Ur from Egypt
u 2 e never gonna stop r u
It was a saying..whenever I meet someone for the first time I ask them that
_ _
Well, that depends who you ask. My life,for example, is boring and monotonous. Gotta wake up early, study, work, pay the bills, etc.
I'd like to be a roach for one day to scape a little from this life, lol
Nahh I don't go to gym I workout at home
im bored
Listen to music..
wht i thought u said ur 40?
sure
Oh u didn't rate that song yet
ou ye
hmm, life as a human is hard, you humans always have partys, it seems like a dream for you humans. should i be glad to be a roach?.
can u bring me the song?
Should I send that again
Why do you choose to be bored .Talk to me lil bro .
im too lazy to scroll up :)
Yeah sure
my personality -_-
Here u go!
@near breach rate this song on the scale of 1/10
Sounds like Miona wrote this
@glossy pelican hi franz kafka vermin
Yoooo metamorphosis gang
ouuuu it's one of my fav songsssss but i didn't know it's name tho =<
can u gimme the name?
and it's a 10 btw
Idk .. I have played that song 49 times in a row and now it feels kinda boring if I ever listen that song
Sure with bronte
Lol, happens
who tf is miona :)?
You , (you have been ruining my jokes for the past two days)
cuz i almost don't have a sense of humor duhhh
Well, we are different species with different habilities. Humans can have parties, create a deep connection with each other, etc. In the other hand, roaches don't pay taxes and can survive extreme conditions.
So I guess you should be glad to be who you are, whether it's a roach, a horse, etc. Every life has its struggles. Maybe the trick is finding happiness, whether you’re human or a roach.
roaches are ugly ,so yeah
huh?
do u know that i killed ur tribe ruthlessly?
even the head is left alone
you're a wise human.

Thx
Well, I gotta go now, I'll try to not tread on a roach anymore, but I can't promise anything.
Good day Mr roach and be careful .
Let's goo. Beat them to a pulp(literally)
we can survive without heads for some time, cool right?
already did
you too, wise human

i wan do dis 2
😂😂😂😂
and i also killed ur body too
nice
ima a femeal roach, i'll have many babies.
oke
we're endless.
Pull their legs one by One using tweezers. Let them suffer and beg for death
The hell man
how did you get a footage of me
yer jus so famous
ouu i'll try that the next time i catch one
yes, we are
we who
VERY
us roaches
thres only 1 n das u
what?

Hopeless!
try 2 read
but u don't stand a chance against mosquitos
lemme guess by conner price
we are friends
did you know, milions of humans die bc of mosquitos?
bye
mhm
ik
and bye
Bye
bye, fellow human
wdym by fellow?
aren't u a roach?
Yup.. I found that in your Spotify playlist
yes. fellow human
i'm not in the...perhaps, i fly to you, but i'm in a dark place you can't kill me.
suppp, do u know any interesting online games (action, battle or sth) rcm for meeee...
hmmm, i didn't know humans also eat us, we eat you humans, but...in side you.. if you ifyk.
Have you ever met an asian
be carefull humans, you might eat one, alive while you sleep.
that's pretty fucked up
did you humans ever eat other humans?
I know of some humans who eat other humans
haven't been to the country but I know they exist and where to find them
yes, i watch you eat, every day.
do humans tastes like chickens?
idk, i never ate one
damn, sucks to be u
See you got no respect for us. After we kill one of you we respectfully vaccum it . We don't start eating the corpse
hello gays
yes we indeed.
Hi 🌈
hello abbey road man
if i meet uk someday, i must take a picture in this same road with my friends
in the same position
would be cool
Meh.. real!
I played that song 49 times in a row and now it feels so boring even hearing the name of it
Hola :)
Gokesh wanna play chess with me
im in the daily rn
Hii
Daily what u mean
Salaam alaikum bruh
Swallow your tears and do L
its a meeting that a developer have to do everyday
its called daily for some reason
instead of just meeting
we do it to follow the SCRUM method
no you dont 
but hello

helo peeps
I didn't expect that 
what
you r from mexico right?
the thing ur chimple friend send
JAJAJAJAHAJA
Cancún
mexico is the 2º place in my list to visit when i be rich
i want to be there in the day of the deads
whats your first choice?
my last costume in halloween was a mexican skull 
thailand
fuiste una calaverita
cuz its a cheap place and, for me, they have the most beautiful womans in the world
somehow i understood what you said without translate
im proud
of myself
really?? thats great
where are u from?
I didnt ask
brazil
bet
oohh there's a big change in the words?
not that much
você era uma pequena caveira
thats the reason tha made me understood the sentence i guess
enlighten me
yeye probably
hello humans. i'm roach.
I dont know why but caveira sound a way better than calavera tbh
😭 are we being plagued?
no.
Hello guys
i'm roach, just want to talk to humans
I will trust u
hey pal
but..i might be under your bed.
i dont even know how to translate it
how did u get the hability to talk
use AI
w r o n g

bc I dont have beds
oh
i'm an diffrent roach.
😭 and what means
||bored||
I believe so, u talk
you do this in "turn down for what" momments
be boredn't
AHHHHHHH
like the dab thing
🙅♂️ like this, with both of your hands or just one
this?
JAJAAJAJAJA
i see
I got it
yeah, but we do like in the sticker instead
motivate me to studyy
amazing
you guys do it too?
humans, why do you need to study?
study bc if u dont u will be nothing
its hard to concentrate
mmmh I dont think so, I havent seen anyone do it here
exactly, the same question that I've been wondering sinse elementales school
fr
to become different from animals
yep
have u been trying to apart your cellphone or the things may be distracting u?
lol today I learn a new thing
a human has been studying it's whole life, now they don't even have 30k.
vapo 🙅♂️
i tried but its feels like late 19 s
hi, human.
Hi, how are you?
Hi, wsp
sup, human, i'm roach.
Hi Roach, nice to meet you
Where are you from?
yes.
i'm from the sewage.
Where is this?
Hello m good and you ?
I'm funny, thanks
you see it everywhere, theres one behind you.
What are you busy with?
Wtf bro 😭
Hello
hello.
Hello
i'm roach.
Once I gave the roach bread and he ate it
I'm new in discord
He was cute
Me tooo
that's was my son.
welcome, human.
Really
Thanks
Then i killing him
kay, i'll make even more.
I am zote the hero
hello, human zoto the hero.
I don't a human
Why you put a "." in the end of the sentence
i'm a roach, that's why.
.....
i'm new to humans things
Then what u r
🥃
Im hungry
hangry*
Me too
hungry
hangry.
Where are u from?
Brazil
Egypt is nice
Holla
Yeah Brazil too
Hola where are u from

Vietnam 
Roach where are u from
sewage.
Is that your real name ?
Your coutry is intresing
Yeah
It means happy news
you was a happy news when you was born, good human.
🤪🤪🤪Yeah🤨😜
My coutry is so crazy
Your country won world cup 4 times
Ig
5 times
Oh nice to meet u
I wish a happy life for u
Hmm , i'm pleased to meet you
Ohhhh go go brazil
Me too
Bye,I will back later

rizz human.

Sup guys
🕺
Sup
Hlo
is anyone here ?
no
i am egyptian too
Hi
ni hao fr
Ni hao ,wazzup beijing
welcome Backinh
sad
Dead chat
@dry blade are you here?
Hi there
Ta7ya masr
still alaway dead chat

Meeh im better than her
Yeah
How are you?
i am checking smth

im pretty good and exhausted, wbu?

I'm pretty good I guess you need to rest 
sorry
hello, humans
hello
glad to hear you are good
and yeah, kinda
thank you 
i'm your local roach.
With big H
what were you checking?
there was a problem about sending this word but all good now
Were you working?
all right, lol
uni?
i live in the netherland
What?
yeah, cause you never even appear 
I am pretty good, and you?
wut
i was always here 
same also, thankies
lurker
as a ghost
good to hear that
what are you up to these days?
What did you study?
vampaiaaaa
im reading a book a lot these days. i should stop reading so much for some reason. what about you?
Anaho.....
how have u been 
lets say I study more about science, btw were you worker also?
what book r u reading? I am just at home these days
fine, how about you?
Nope I'm student as well 
fantasy and science-fiction. Have you finished the last book you told me abt?
@restive crest btw where were you these past months?
hello
thas great
me too im fine, taking breaks I shouldn't
Can someone recommend a book related to mystery based on real cases?
What's the title? Yeah, I finished reading that one long ago
lost in my mind 
these americans r crazy man
great to hear that. hope your studies are going well
the heroes of olympus - the last hero. are you reading any books nowadays?
Hello
Cool guys, I learn some worlds now watching the superman trailer, "Somehow" and a expression "eyes up here"
how are you?
Not bad, wbu?
yeah I'm just playing chess chilling
Bro, WTF YOU NAME LMAO
Nice
So you're Brazilian?
Yeah

It's my name
I'm talking with you
Lion hot,
Pretty name LOOOOOLLLLLL
Thanks bro

Do you want kiss me?

YOU ARE "SAFADO" EVEN LMAO
❤️
Welcome : )
Oh Thanks
Brazil
I'm from Brazil
Ohh nice, do you like lion?
yes, ofc
Ok
So you are in home, here has a lot of Pakistanis
What movies do you like?
And brazillians too
I don't watch movies tho but
I'd say Martian
or something

i don't remember the name exactly ig
Ok ok
Do you like movies?
Yes
Which one?
My favorite movies are "Inglorious Bastard" "Goodfellas" "Snowpiercer" "project X" "2001:A Space Odyssey "(my favorite)
god it took me more time to find begginer chat again
Inglorious it's perfect
where can i upload photos?
In the plus simbol
nah i don't have permission
Goodfellas is good? I don't watch
YEAH DUDE, THAT CINEMA SCENE IS SO FREAK AWESOME
Do you like Ryan gosling? Blade running and drive
Well I liked this movie, but if I were to recommend it to someone who has never watched it, I would send it to change it for the Irishman
MAN, MY FAVORITE ACTOR
any thing except old boy
hello, humans, i'm roach.
W'sup
LITERALLY ME
Yes bro
I drive is one of my favorite movies of his
👟👞
wtacha doin', humans.
My favorite movies is interstellar
Yes, this is me
Have you ever watched his "A Real Girl"? It's funny and even kind of sad
A movie that I particularly think is good, but I'm afraid to say that I thought it was good is "porcos e diamantes" I don't know what it's called in English
noo
No, I have to watch, the godfather 2 and 3
Idk this movie
Goodfather I still haven't watched it, it's there in my playlist to watch but I haven't even played it yet lol
My favourite movie is Squad Games also season 3 is coming at June month....
yes, how's life as fellow humans.?
The first is perfect broooooo


Minecraft
Oh, haven't heard of it. I am reading Vanity Fair
@opal hound Hello
Idk bro
hey
I think I watched until the season that jhon died, then I stopped watching out of anger
Not yet
heheehe 
A series that I want to watch is The office, from what I see on the internet it seems to be good for training English
I do watch peaky blinders
where are you from ROACH???
you seem...
i'm from sewage from brazil.
Im in 2 season
sewages from there.
It's perfect bro
what? 
Yup.. thanks:)
i'm a pretty roach, right?
?
Dude, there's a movie that I'm trying to remember here, it is very good, let me see if I find it here
hmmm idk
ask her


Ok bro
who? pen?
Dude, this movie is very good, but it's very sad kskksksks
do i know you
no, but i know you.
👀 god damn please don't surprise me like this
In Portuguese it's calling "as vantagens de ser invisível"
nothing yet are you popcorns friend if i may ask?
i'm might be under your bed.
No. I'm eating popcorn
I don't see this movies
be carefull when you sleep with your mouth open.
I need smt to posing you
oh my what are you doing there
c e safado man
have fun
Just step on him .
nah I'm good
lmao
you know...
Watch then Bullet Train, bro, very incredible

roaches can enter human bodys from a very strange way.
GET OUT
Same to you 
You 2

ooh noo
From Ryan Gosling I recommend Fall guy and The nice guys
bro's getting into a loop
Yeah
Abracadabra misillllaopiryetia paqeirhabananenqoaku

if you're a guy you're unlucky.
No freaky

a magic spell?
i no freaky
Yeah
Blue valentine ✨
Lying
am i cursed?
Is bad
DUDE THIS MOVIE LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
i'm an honest roach
i'll give him a call rq

MURMUR OF THE HEART LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
what spell have i fallen under?
It is much better to watch a clockwork orange
I haven't watched it . Saw slavok zizek recommend it
oh?
anyone have scraps for me?
gtk
No. Jail coming
irrevérsible(2002) 💀
Let me un spelled
i can escape, i'm an roach, i'm small.
Hmm
No
you can't escape the education system 
you're not even goona get me.
Lilyspqaalqowidhagaga phohomoqiaa miminioopaqmabra
Clockwork orange is soft compared servian movie...
spammer
Sorry but I'm removing the spell ☹️
I didn't watch this one, I looked for it but I didn't find it
Just done
sagheer, gimme food, you were chosen by the roaches gods.
Much appreciated
Yeah
Come here

i'm hangry

or you gonna be my food.
I am...
better watch out.
No
What's your favourite song btw?
say it, human.
I thought it's bratman
he's my wife.
No

yes.
Joker is his wife
no.
Yes
@glossy pelican Where are you? imma catch u

Can what
see

be carefull where you step.
yeah.
Bye
bye, human.
Why's the roach still here
Go do roach things
i did.
@barren elm hallo
Which is
@warm grove
i hope you're not like the others and are awake
❓
I'm pinging my friends 
Dang you kinda cute
just stay under the bed roach
hmm...
thank you human 
i might go to your face when you're asleep.
your nose is cozy.
kitchen is your basement
tonight's the night and the stuff of nightmares is about to come true

Na today's a random Thursday night

Gotta wait for like Friday
ah shit it's not a good news for those who are impatient lmao
friday i'm going to call my gang.
Just a day away
looking forward to seeing you and your gang just don't do something unholy
we will see
oh ooo
👍
i guess i will now have to buy a black hit
it will help me in case something happens yk what i mean
no need.
btw roach did you watch dexter original sin
i watched it and i wish they had james in it i miss dat guy
yes, i was watching with you.

why are you living with me in a basement
we had notepad now we have pen
what a usernames
hmmm, idk
i can smell a lot of sarcasm in your words
lmao
your house is cozy.
u smart bro
i am jealous of you now
dose are majestic names.
😔 not as much as you
obv
you humans have creaivity.
i can see.
yup
bro u real duck?
ducky
Quackkkk
damn
Quackkk quackkk
no, fake duck
thats a pleasure
sorry.
i don't like jon making the sound you just made
Quackkkkkkk (Ma homies asking if u wanna be his friend)
🤣
i have to know u better
tell us about urself
Quack ( ma bad)
lmfao,why not.
Well I'm coldddduckkk I m from duckland where all the brain rot is present event fanum tax is there and duke Dennis he also there
ducky friends? sound intresting.
im attracted
Quackkk
Quackkk( yayy)
a friend for dinner
sounds good to me
u a boy man?
I m a duckk
nice pronoun
duck friend, we don't eat them
i do
And my pronouns are quack/QUACK
quack

oh man

create another one
U don't know the lore gurl
she was trans
His mom's not with us she disappeared
think i know who ur talking bout
the humans ate it
Yeah these human 😩
vegans crying now
yup my bad
So u speak farsi?
it was good though
ya
🙏
u smart bro
?t
Do you like spicy food? Why or why not? What is the spiciest thing you have ever eaten?
So tell me u girl or boy
non ur bussiness
So I can talk like that way
what do u think man
?t
What’s your favorite season? Why?
non ur bussiness
summer
Don no 🙂↔️
U might be a boy but talking like a girl
oh u a duck i forgot
Why summer is Ur favourite season
da hell
Ah leave it have toa CT sometimes 😭
hi
it's hot
hey chinese
But way u speaking ts leads me to thinking u are a girl
CHÀO
I'm not chinese
dont think
american?
lemme guess: vietnam?
Ok 🫡
i've known that most humans like summer bc there ice crean
Slimer
and mango 
Ngl summer is also my favourite session
yas
👀 god damn it you are the first one who is old howdy
Hm nicee but nothing comes close to winterss
Winters are goateddd
why do you like winter?
ê chả nào cx bảo tui ng Tung Quổn, đhs
Omg ducky
Ayo 😭😭😭
no
Winter is my second favourite..
??sorry
Quackkkk
And summer is ma second
Quack
Quackkkk
exactly
I am doin good hbu
yes
How u got ts image Pinterest?
winter...i can go to peoples mouth, or ear. is warm
From you
Quackk?
i do good when i am not on dc now i read your username it's good to see ya again
Quack
I despise your pfp
Quack quackk quackkk
lmao
Yea pen 🥲
Who tf is he!?
Man I am tired of doing quackks let's be normal for a moment
penindaass
||kitna bejjati karegi mere nam ki||
H...
thanks, your pfp looks fucked up too
Aap India se ho
tree?
How much I can
You started it man
evet evet, ha.
Doesn't!
Ah okk
?t
What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
Turkish
that's not so good lol
i just know multiple languages lmao
then kindly elaborate why you despise my pfp
Ik who u are
Because
Tust du
😔 ik that you know who i am
AI
lmao
😔 they will ban us for not talking in english
Arda guler
I will surely
but we should stick to yappenese brothaa
Trixie, well that sounds like youre doing justice to your bio text. I admit its hard to disagree with that
y'all should
Hayir
Chat seems kinda boring.. anyone down to play chess
you humans are fun, but i gotta go now, see y'all under your beds.
mate whenever you start to speak in diff lingo you say: i love myself and in the lingo you're speaking it's kendimi seviyorum XD
come up roach
i am bored
lmao
i will.
oh yeah
see ya.
tc
!ban @fading iron
you're going to hell
more disgusting than mr roach
Sure see u there
me,pengy and 69 others
they don't put people like me in there
sup katie
wanna add your two cents to the convo XD
Shush
Maybe five
Do you ever forget to flush your toilet after use?
😔 tell me somethin interesting
No
lol
Anxiety keep on tryin me
i am here for essays