#💻|memes
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What?
Watermelon
hallo
‘Absolutely nobody: Her:’
Lol
hi
sup
Good, how are you
good 2
he was truly onto something there
BBB - big beautiful bazooka
philosophers will study your message history one day
@twilit sail can you please fix my username, why does it stay the same even after I change it😭
#🛂|report-help somebody from there will help you out
Bro's build different, reincarnated direct from giraffe species
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy.
She is smart
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thoughts and prayers to my American friends
come to Asia we have a lot of gas
for you to drink
this meme made me sad
same fr
Holy essay
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an allegory to the current situation
‘She must have thought it was another woman too.’ 💁♂️
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Grammatically accurate
Mine got cold waiting for her 😕
Which country is that so I never go there
Which country is that so I can go there
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. The poop accelerates. Forever.
😂
hey

Why only black guards 
this is a very very old and niche reference
Habbo Hotel 2006 raid internet event
I just read about it and it's kinda ok but not awesome. However I can tell you some other event which is way more awesome and happened in similar time. In 2003 some chinese people in northern china stumbled upon hidden leftovers of chemical weapons used by the japanese during World War II, and, they didn't realize what they just found, so one of them was k#lled on the spot and 40-50 other people injured. Afterwards chinese cities were filled with "NO JAPANESE IN THIS RESTAURANT!!!!" slogans
in 1997 these weapons were already suspected to be there, but nobody removed them
so then after 2003 incident and these outrages, the victims sued the japanese government for not removing the weapons, and lost, won nothing. they just got one friend killed and a lot of free injuries
If being gay is your power then what are you without it
the strait is closed, due to aids.
Think deep memes be like
,level
if power is ur power what r u without it?
If Socrates memes were ur power what r u without it?
.
🥹
W this meme
This guy looks familiar but I can’t place him !!
why?
Maybe saw him destroying Uranus?
Gay
slay😭

💔
Did you steal Kit Kat's truck?
‘Why would I need to steal my own property.’
Problem with most of the modern cars that they built around idea of being fragile, with hard reperiability and pricey maintenance. While old ones be like "Oil change every 50000 miles? Damn, you real spender"
i knew one person who would drive one which had extremely visible scratches all over it from almost all sides, all windows not sliding down anymore at all, horn not working either, and some insane unbelievable mileage
Cant send pics, but nobuddeh is stopping me from dad jokes
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Because all of the fans left!
Shiiii
hate when that happens
flat earthers in the server shaking and pissing their pants right now
Do you know what a psychological operation is? The flat earth society is a psychological operation. It's meant to discredit others. The slogan is deliberately stupid.
So the jokes do write themselves
who do you mean by "others"?
‘I think it’s just a meme.’
People that observe the earth as flat. Like myself take for instance.
A parody of Godzilla vs. Kong starring my cat OwlKitty. #OwlKitty #Godzilla #GodzillaVsKong
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LYRICS
[verse:]
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Wednesday: overfed and full
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Friday comes and I feel bad
Weekdays have been oh so sad
Monday's stream I start the show
There's one thing I gotta know!
[chorus:]
How was your weekend?
Tell me how did your week...
A little muscle?😭
girls on their way to call this "dad bod"
add tattoo's and a bandana and it'd be what women call "blue collar man"
not like 98% of blue collar men which are just normal freaking dudes that do non-office work 
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What
real
truth
LMAOOO the part
"hello, im edward"
"um, ok"
😭 😭
nice one
67
Parasite
Fun fact, Mephala is a spinner.
Fax
Will do anything for a giggle
I'm old
Is that a sim setup in ypur pfp or an actual car
An actual car steering
cheapest damn cars out there
cheap budget friendly?
Oreo is overhyped mehh
too little sugar ikr
That's level of roast is not well done, that's congratulations
Guys, I just realised that in Skyrim when you clear out the location, a special ringtone is played.
Let me guess, his name is Brandon, and her name is Katrine
I'm about left photo
Neither I'm
But it's funny that they look like exact names.
Especially Brandon
My guess would be garry and Emily
"should we call the police or something?"
"oh yeah, i called them"
"well, where are they?"
"they're in the hole"
Rare chatgpt W
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More like mayo or ketchup
‘The whole sandwich including the top slice of bread from my experiences.’
Kitkat
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‘Actually I can solve a cube in under a minute nowadays only because of this exact situation .’
That's cool sir,
I have an idea
If you are not good at maths then just do the same with a question
‘But then whenever there’s a girl it turns into a 16x16 puzzle.’
‘Only for those who know’ 👇
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When the Bundys go to London, they stop off at Speaker's Corner.
yes i now it is the place for speakers corner🤣
Zaym! I was concerned too about the disproportionate femur and torso
OMG! They look badass
‘Olympic sprinter.’
Why is this burger extra thicc
Gyarados was the biggest lie of my childhood
the biggest lie was white-washing propaganda. Oh wait. No no no. Not a lie. The only truth. Yes now makes sense
‘But Brock was squinty eyed.’
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Meanwhile kitkat in Russia:
It should be kitkutin
From the movie Hot Fuzz.
I do not own any of this content
Bring in orders
@covert snow
Everyone saw that
Lol, amount of location in Skyrim wae extremely overexaggerated
I ain't non veg eater btw the meme is just too funny to overlook 😂😂
hahaha
The sudden implosion has been described as "like toothpaste out of the tube"
I hope they were Logitech branded shoeboxes
They infamously used a logitech controller to control the sub
with 3d printed thumbstick extenders
Oh
reverse meat eating 😄
Cute
pss pss
✌️
“Look Melania, it’s the five star Dragonball. Most people would say the four star is better, but I’ve always preferred the five star"
That's not a meme, it just reflects the hypocrisy of today
watch your tongue kid
this is the continent with the highest life quality on earth, the most accessible healthcare, and the best work laws
maybe, but it lost most of its influence in the rest of the world and truly fell behind in competing with the USA and China
‘Definitely won’t be posting that in Feminism VC.’
☠️
‘Meh, Russians are prettier.’
Prison✖️
School✔
FACTSSSS
The angle of resolution is too small for you to see a fly 2 miles away. The angle of resolution is too small to see large buildings from several hundred miles away. If the angle of resolution is too small to resolve, then you cannot see the object in the distance.
Reminds me of when the doc was checking my gallbladder and telling me "here's one stone here and another one here" bish i don't see shii

‘When she starts comparing my brain scan to her gallbladder stones.’
there is this thing called gastroskopy and colonoscopy
and in one they shove a tube down your nose/throat
long one
while you feel it and see it and everything
and in the other they do the same but into your anus

That's a brain scan
? Damn
‘Lowkey sounds like you’re trying to explain yourself to somebody.’
I always feel like you're a robot. How did you pass the discord verification? 
‘My script is modelled after the neurological pathways of a mouse.’
🐁
‘Artificial Intelligence, Animal Intelligence.’
Then post better.
Send better.
@keen kite you can kindly ignore this chat completely if you didnt like memes
That's actually wholesome
‘This actually happened.’
you so cutie cat
if we're talking about the most bought chicken nuggets, they forgot breadcrumbs and vegetable oil
and all the other toxins they add
Agree,but still better than the vegan slop
yeah almost all 'vegan slop' has vegetable/seed oils
being in the ballpark of an optimal diet is pretty simple (but not easy, for most ppl at least)
eat a lot of animal products, high fat intake preferably
low carb
dont eat foods that might as well be poison, like leafy greens and seeds
spinach is the highest in something called 'oxalate', the 2 things about oxalates that ought to be known the most is that they 1. attack bones, 2. form stones
and when you stop eating them, your body 'oxalate dumps', which is a pretty uncomfortable process
‘Actually invent this ☝️ and you will be.’
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‘Lol hello.’
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‘I don’t think this is the dungeons & dragons server. try again over there.’
‘Bro is so young he missed the 69 & 420 era.’
ik what's 69 but not 420
Woahhh yesterday it was $4.5/gallon
"Draw me like one of your french cats"
deja vu
Hello guys
Hii guys
Hello
bro thinks he's tailor blender 💀 🥀
Hey
‘Reminds me of Johnny Bravo.’
he truly was the OG chad
It screams I got ya bro
Is there anyone who can help me in this channel
I'm looking for a US
United States what?
My guy feeling left out
‘Armoured Unicorn.’
Hi
A short list of Anglish religious vocabulary.
‘Camera on crack’
@next gale

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haha funny.

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Momma don't mess around 🩴
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XDDD NOOO
nah no weird dude
Boiii so funni reeeeee- this'll show em
"I eat" is the past in a perspective, so it can be "comi en el via que comi".
is sarcasm? cause i dont understand what do you mean
How my mom had thought what would happen if I ever drink a tablespoon sized energy drink:
‘Lowkey accurate’
I don't get it
Me niththa
And you said that I am the more unhinged one
Chigg
You're baaackk
Or Cheggen
The friend who doesn't drink alcohol but don't wanna miss a hang out sesh
Why are there 3 woman moment reacts here
Good one
Lol
‘You are nawt my bro.’
Not lol
What does it mean
@azure cliff
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can someone explain me this, I'm not live in syria
in syria they don't follow kardashians. they follow the jonas family
Saw that exact post on facebook
I don't create any,
Fun fact, memes are shared widly on every social media
bruh😂 this the most ridiculous meme I ever saw in my intire life w
I'm crying of laughing 😂 😂 
Do you know any situation you're going right now is temporary? If you believe comment true under this post
false
Huh?
That's what I was thinking
I think they mean "Do you know of any situation (that you're going through right now) which might be temporary, if that's the case, comment true under this post"
but that doesn't make sense either 😆
do you think this evolution is caused by the kids / parents?
what does this movement mean?
or how do you name it, at least
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What my dad will send me :
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Isn’t that just unemployed?

I blame the low information voters.
or it could be, Troundangle.
ny girl wanna play roblox or minecraft, dm me
Hi, I'm trying to learn English, could someone be my mentor?
women don't know how exciting life feels ☝🏻

And yeah, that was my face
lady two?
Last two. Mb
how are they not
What
Idk perhaps #🐶|animals more suitable?
ChatGPT please come up with a very smart and complicated answer for why these 2 images are memes so I can win this argument
oh sorry. Wrong chat
I'm a nurse
‘Don’t forget to close the close door.’
You can be my piece
Why I'm smwhat scared 
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I didnt even realise it was Friday.@lone osprey

It happens😂
And the saga begins...
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If that's what he wants, then that's what he gets.
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@ivory matrix watch this
Or you a gujju
Nvm
Bruh
Mood at nights 🍻🍻
I feel like these photos are more of #852790867243827229 than #💻|memes but ok
Oh thx i see
Wanna go there
I only saw a small portion of it but still can recommend!
Agreed
hahahah
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LOL
Variations on a theme.
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Rounded windows? It's like going back to year 2000. 😮
its cycle
i can see the 8gb ram required just to run this start menu
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I wonder why, I wonder how
Yesterday you told me about the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just an yellow lemon tree

What is this song ?



