#💻|memes
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Hi
Is there anyone?
💔 🥀
‘The coffee does this sometimes.’
Now u can make magic to see ur future like in harry potter
This has got to be funniest darkest meme of all time lol
That’s pure history

The girl he tells you not to worry about
🤫
Just like that boys…..Emma is gone….
now wtf is emma
sorry i have been living in my basement for a while, i am out of the loop can you englighten me?
Ah… Emma.
A name you do not simply ‘know’ you stumble upon it,
as one does a verse half remembered from a dream.
She is not a person easily explained, but a presence the sort that lingers in silence,
that turns ordinary moments into questions you never meant to ask.
If you’ve been living in the basement of the world,
then it makes sense you’ve missed her…
some things only appear to those foolish enough to look up.
memes ❌ heartbreaks ✅
Memes entertain.
Heartbreaks educate
wall of text, I ain't reading a lat.
Bruh I came for the memes all I found is emotional damage😭
Sad enough to make old man cry 😔
Bought a whole ass nitro credit to super react this thing 🔥
wait.....she's a real person? not an AI?
Me too
Welcome to the greatest meme chat that has ever existed.
so handsome a goode boy
you bigger
Beo 
lmfaoooooo
It's me, I am foolish man. 
I know from the moment you decided to marry me
It's past your bedtime, come on hop inside the sheets with me.
okay
its alr man
Wtf is happening here
if you're still anti abortion just take a look at these two cuties
😔 i am sleepy can someone refine the meme a little bit, it'll also help women in getting back abortion rights where they don't have em.
🤣
Top 3 funniest cs2 game moment of lich
Which part is the best for you
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then he proceeds to scream : EEEEEEEEEEEE
A rant about latter day (modern) things.
F#ckin shi' bro I swear it's reminding me of that one chinese fine shyt exchange student... @open geyser
devils
Man's first experience with a succubus
Man I swear they don't even use western social media in this god forsaken, censored country of china, and she recently posted a new photo on insta despite ghosting me again
they normally use wechat
a chinese china-only social media app
LMFAO i had forgotten about you and the chinese fyn shi
yeah insane shit
You gay MF
Holy yap 😭
I'm actually the scissors in the above meme
You're the rainbow i send to my gay friends
@hollow kite he seems like a very busy individual, I can't even travel without my wife looking after me and saving me from possible degenerate creeps.😔
Godam it
They won't vote for you black cat
That will change people's opinions about you. Will you have some songs that you will use in your campaigns?
Who's ur wife
That's how you prove that the race theory is indeed true.
No wonder you scared away that Chinese fine shawty
He's rubbing salt on his unhealed wounds.
They crazy all the time
what my dad would send me
9 11
It's you whom we can't see
Everything is good, we were just witnessing what getting rejected by a chinese girl can do to a white man.
who is that
You should consult black cat he's a real white man from Poland he'll tell you about it
who rejected him
"straaaight whhhite male the road looks tough a head, the women want rights, the blacks want not to be called the Blacks"
i swear if its my goddamn wife... that dumbass woman ffs
you're not getting China's citizenship
is it @open geyser
And I want rich good looking submissive husband's
i told her not to entertain other men but she never listens
Is it too much to ask for?
Holup shawty boy
Lmao
Aight I'll listen to some old men's rock
Legend's say that he's still traumatized after his astrologer told him that he will have to live in delhi for a decade or so.
Co*k
Trust me mine doesn't shoot blood
yo you indian? 💀
I'm also Indian wsg homie
Yes
myself Patna Bihar bro
I love your music
Bhojpuri song's are like my favourite
Nah I don't do that in this server. Husband. Stop worrying. Now.
the fuck you mean this server bichh
PG-13
My turkish friend came back from dey army now I'm waiting for him to come online.
are you sure he went to the army
Yes it was an unpaid internship but worse.
sorry husband. I can't read or write
Send me your meme
don't have a single one
Send em one by One
so basically exactly most of the entire population of vietnam before it got fancy european letters to use 😭
TF is this

Black cat is on something tonight, i just can't prove it.
They're holy balls
Yeah I'm white
You should've named yourself white british short head cat
Tf
What are mods doing instead of deleting that introduction
Sleeping probably
He is too direct. It actually works but you have to be discreet and slow
I think I should dm him
Like a slow guinea pig
Not like a fast fat capybara
You gotta pretend you're a guinea pig
Nah just checked
And she'll love it
Dumb-ass is 17
And then you reveal that you want to JDBWAKZ WIWJWBWLWMSUWQJNS her
Don't give em idea's
You also gotta dress up as a guinea pig, women are dumb they won't notice there's a 180cm guinea pig standing in front of her
Beo is probably taking notes, don't be like him guy's.
so funny right
Yeah, 😭 he's so mad
For the Brits
age is not important
I'm not sure bout what feminine qualities do i have that he thought that i am a girl.
its your pfp
it has happened to me as well
it's not the case with me, i had this guys pfp and they thought that i am a girl.
then, it might be because of the lack of pronouns then..
as if they bother to read the pronouns.
on a serious note when i get laid off, I'll consider it as a full time job and get nitro for free.
‘Even the car agrees. It’s getting cold.’
Profile picture
Lmfao
Trust me, they would.
I speak from experience.
he he (male) 😭
gotta add XY for medic majors
Hmm
i removed em recently in the past i had em.
I take pride in owning those pronouns
Lol
wait a min.....why tf are those words not blacklisted!?
mb i was rec. y'all a song : hooker with a penis - tool
he's traumatize by some girl let the guy live.
next time search something related to that instead of porn.
its was a random ss to prove that typing p word is allowed, and he was at the top
aight now i have made the channel worse than dog shit
gtg bye
@open geyser @tawny kraken 
#notakitkat
Who was the jobless individual who was so unemployed that he made a slur for both muslims and christians (or atleast that's what I assume it is)
The slurs are the result of hindus and muslims fighting with eachother on the internet.
Lindu is basically a slur for Hindus, chsulim is a slur for Muslims.
@austere mantle I take back all my words, this meme is genuine g#n#cide, more extremist than all my comments
He's going to hell for this and eradicating mosquitoes from his house.
Fucking auto correct he thinks so highly of me
‘The gas station I go to instead.’
🤷♂️💁♂️
‘She said “My love don’t cost a thing” so.’
Definitely not, it's clearly a family friendly sfw meme.
no meme today
It's too late for Spotify wrapped
I need meme pics without caption (hilarious reaction)
Banned thomasli921215
we should post what ever was drawn in Gartic phone with the caption
🤔
‘These colours look kinda familiar’
i was like what the hell we all know this
he ain't wrong
definitely thought you would say something about that meme
remember that asian girl in one local shop?
yeah
I wish
the meme applied
Don't touch yourself. Ask the staff for assistance
vro if you hit the hand it'll go through and hit him tf
‘Meh, at least I got her.’
Hakuna matata
‘Starting to think bro has an unhealthy thing for Asian girls.’
‘What a wonderful phrase.’
You don't even know the half of it
As if you were any different... 😭🙏
No idea what you talking about good sir
The demons
I prefer my chocolate white and my coffee milky 
Still mad about them
‘I think blondes are pretty.’
Yesterday I was playing Minecraft and I got burnt in lava with a fancy diamond pickaxe with fortune III. This was heart-breaking. So I proceeded to masturbate aggressively like a monkey to cheer myself up
😨
Damn
‘Self deprecation = self harm’
Even sexier
‘I get that a lot.’

2026:
are you a rn?
First two guys in the pic look exactly like Beavis and Butthead
real
I'm not talking about registered nurse btw
me too I was feeling very lonely and isolated thanks for showing up outta nowhere.
you're indeed a rn
that too in the big 2025, when you are supposed to have an AI girflriend, who tells you to do meth as a reward for not doing meth for 15 days.
Ai cant replicate ts
‘Ahw cute.’
wtf
‘I do this in chess and the same thing happens.’
@covert snow where my memes at?
‘I don’t have many today.’
Thanks gang
‘No nsfw content please. And just keep it reasonable, remember this is a family friendly server. If you follow those guidelines you should be okay.’
Idk if a manor see somth he will report u
👌
Dang
Okay
‘Mhm mhm, well to gauge the limits to what’s considered borderline appropriate you can always browse the previous memes.’
Okay kit kat
Depends, any exposed genitals or just innuendoes?
WHY TF IS THAT NOT BLACKLISTED!?
Probably not.
Delete
Phew
What was it
Though the necessary parts were covered, it was a naked man with a pirate hat
I don't think he's fixing the tires
‘He’s trying his best.’
She wanted it. She just were too shy
‘The thrill is in the chase.’
Yes
Free him.
The most "romantic" moment in cinema history! 😂 Not Another Teen Movie (2001) never fails to make me laugh.
Before he was Captain America, Chris Evans was out here giving the most hilariously awkward compliments. This parody of every teen drama ever is pure gold. If you know, you know! 🤣
Don't forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE for more nos...
I want diff variants of the above meme yk what i mean
@hollow kite
re visiting old memes is the best thing one can do imo.
I'm not rich, but i have a mirror .
is it to mark territory
exactly
‘But which c*** is he aiming at?’
The smaller one
yeah my catholicism teacher from my old primary school wouldn't necessarily like her
the kind of devil against which even holy water will not work

:x: That word could not be found in the dictionary.
‘Lol what do you mean?’
‘I use YouTube a lot.’
well well well
‘Some reason I am not surprised.’
Let's build this shi-
Beo 
İ love me mum not washing the dishes.
‘You liked it?’
@austere mantle
PLANE CRASHING! 6 Top AIs (ChatGPT, Grok, DeepSeek, Gemini, Meta AI, CLAUDE) have ONLY 5 PARACHUTES. They must VOTE who sacrifices.
#Ai #grok #chatgpt
Funny english words used.
I will improve english.
Nice experiment
‘Very clever.’
Id fall for it
Omniscient's reader view point?
Completed already
Exam?
liked what?
Why not dil dos?
‘Because it’s supposed to resemble reindeer’s antlers not a rhinoceros’s horns.’
epstein wrapped just dropped
Very good meme.
Inspirational right?
bro
what
Well, you'd be thinking you're talking to an ai but turns out it's just another Rahul from Fake Baba@austere mantle
I can imagine the kind of posts them people will make on linkedin.
Realest shit
I will go and live in a forest if this turned out to be true.
and to keep my sanity I won't verify it.
‘Hey ladies, beep boop beep beep boop skkkrt.’
I proved all the economists wrong, I am the best.
Those are the voices that he's hearing constantly.
Xidona Ljintrump
No man has ever done more things for china than trump
‘Translations sometimes.’
‘Merry Christmas from the gang.’
‘ifykyk’
‘2025 steeze’
‘me too bud, me too.’
-# ‘excuse my French’
‘Remember Christmas is for Jesus, not this guy.’
‘Pokémon meme.’
‘She be dramatic like that.’
‘Still not bad.’
Exquisite meme
Happy world conspiracy theorists when they finally internalize the inherent and omnipresent suffering nature of living
‘Could show you what it means if you like.’
‘Indeed.’
Naughty naughty. You're getting multiple lumps of coal this year
@open geyser there is this "starting new traditions". Start drinking even more
The glorious tradition of all men
So 0.5 tradition of a man?
prolly not 
But that moment was really worth it.
‘Right??’
Why not?
‘Bro even actually looked like a wild animal and comic accurate size.’
‘Did more in 10 seconds what most can’t in a whole feature length film.’
I glad that superheroic franchises didn't stopped making good stuff, although golden age already ended.
😭 what are those pfps in the first place
#asmongold #asmon #zackrawrr #asmongoldclips #asmongoldclip #twitch #livestream #fyp
20 testicles
‘130th reason’
‘160 pc chimken nugget.’
‘3600° noscope’
‘720 virg- nevermind about that one.’
‘990 bottles of beer on the wall.’
‘120 days of Christmas’
‘what about it?’
dope
‘Future of chinese warfare.’

@barren cave ☠️
Yeah? :p
‘Let out a sign if you need help.’
Do I get a KitKat out of it? : D
‘Lol yes of course.’
HELPPPPP!!!!!!! 😭
‘You’re gonna be okay, I gotchu.’
Thank you. Love you, stranger 🥺💅
‘I know’
😂
@lime tendon Is it 9.40 in there?
Lmfaoo, I have a friend who's from the uk. So i'm askin to see if i remember the time zone lol
hello
wdym
‘The Abraham Lincoln quote in your about me.’
‘Ahaha yeah it’s funny.’
‘He’s sharpening his mind instead.’
😼😹
24\7
my identity is that im black chinese
‘Oh! I never met that ethnicity mix before.’
jus kidding im pakistani
‘Actually I did know a girl who was American Japanese one time. She was full on blondie and blue eyes except she had only single eyelids like an Asian.’
ohhhh
nah im just a simple pakistani brown guy
so where you from
‘I’ve had some Pakistani friends. One of my best friends was a girly from Pakistan. We used to play Old School Runescape together. We were quest partners.’
that is really nice
i can be your friend from Pakistan
‘Yess!’
‘Yes I used to be in the Sci Tech VC many hours a day. I plan on getting back more active in there again.’
ohhhhh i do talk in vcs
disowned
‘could neverr’
Two steaks are enough to lure them. 
‘Oh yeah? Then I shall use just two melons to lure you back.’
yoo 
‘I think this is all wrong. The algorithm is stupid.’
I offer you this
‘Hehe it’s a pretty good one right.’
.
It is indeed!
you dont have the power
huh canta send a file? how ppl can send thos img
He is on holiday so I am using his account 
Hey
Is this peak?
Saint Nicholas (Sant NiClaus), gave money to poor girls to get married instead of becoming prostitutes, and He became a Catholic Church bishop.
‘There’s 24 hours in a day btw.’
‘So yeah that’s 0.004° per second. Nearly imperceptible. Like grass growing.’
they could have said (insert arbitrary number) of hours in a day then what? would you then say because there's "x"hours in a day that means "z" number of degrees?
it's fallacious
The earth is indeed flat
Jump
Download/Stream: https://tommyboyrecords.lnk.to/HouseOfPain
Tommy Boy Records is a legendary Hip Hop & Electronic record label founded in New York City in 1981. The label is credited with launching the careers of notable legends Queen Latifah, House of Pain, Coolio and Naughty By Nature.
*****************...
which one did it better?
2
Albus as in her son! not the old man!
||(Also, didn't he already die in the last book?)||
Welcome to the joke
Clunkers vs clunkers
You should check this out, the man wass schizophrenic BTW.
‘Would of made for a good story teller.’
"American psycho" who's paranoid living w gpt , aaa vibe
Burariish vibes
‘Someday soon won’t even be safe to video call either. they can use ai to pretend to be another girl.’
‘It’s a generational thing, 80% of you might not get it.’
Kitkat you are. So old. So so old.
😼😛
‘Lol maybe, but Kreme Cheese expires faster than a KitKat. I joke!’
ig then i am old too. 
Good old days. 
And Cop & Robbers.’

‘Do kids these days even know how to ride a bicycle or swim?’
they hve gotten soft. 
@austere mantle
Legends say that guy still want to get f'ed by modi
@hollow kite
Motto in life, have good education, become a reputed officer, contest an election. become a baba and Retire as chai wala. @austere mantle My new years resolution
I don't have any new years resolution, I will think about it tomorrow.
Enjoy this brilliant classic moment from Dick Emery, one of Britain’s most iconic comedy performers. His unforgettable characters, quick-fire gags and timeless slapstick made him a true national treasure.
If you love old-school British comedy from the golden era, make sure to like, comment and subscribe for more gems just like this!
#DickEme...
@rigid quarry
Ganja -> weed
Linux propaganda
"to understand recursion one must understand recursion"- stephen hawking, The island boys
bro faked a laugh for me ig
Ur smart
its me


Adorable 
I heard that joke in lucky tower. Game counted it as a mid joke.
it's a dad joke XD
huh
He chose the dark side...
Damn, I should remember one I made
Do you know why some beds are made to look like racing cars?
||To sleep fast- like, 7 hours just in 3 hours.||
Double & to the next person
Shh.. u pretend u didn't see anything
‘How any man should treat his wife fr.’ ☺️

😆
Like, everyone?
u brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
it has so many versions in so many languages
Yo
Epic fail.
Pink Power Ranger Hacker Legend
https://cybernews.com/security/investigator-exposes-white-supremacist-sites-users/
Made them fall in love with AI chatbots, published their racist ass data, dressed up as the pink ranger and live, on stage deleted the platform and all backups.
Legendary troll grand master.
Nobody:
My Chinese friend:
The article was so funny too 🤣 "Root claims that the platform’s gender ratio “makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia” – the site is overwhelmingly male."
What a goldmine
If only the site could load
and the fifa peace prize goes to
Making his own happiness
“What a disgrace it is for a man to grow old without ever seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” Socrates
“We are all going to make it brah." Zyzz
#zyzz #rejectweakness #rejectmodernity
Im eating them raw though
Is that bad?
whatever floats your goat
‘He’s obviously never been in a sauna.’
Ok now do it with “BlackPeopleMeet”
🙏
All 12 timezones of different countries at the same moment.
#timezone #documentary #strangerthings

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preparing myself for Monday
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