#💻|memes
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nfw, this meme
‘Did you mean not safe for work? I removed the meme just in case.’
Nah I meant no fucking way
fuck are you formatting ur text like that for
ts not tuff 😭 🙏
☠️
‘Even to cure cancer i don’t think so’
Me at work on a Monday
Rubbing the clit-key is crazy
Lol
Toi yeu am vat
Specifically bu liem am vat
Scaring the kids again
it's actually called a "nipple"
oh sick, that word isn't blacklisted
Ummmmm
The Lenovo nipple
Bingo.
So...the word nipple isn't blacklisted......
BUT I SAY F*NGERED ONE TIME!!
You've been taking your schitzo med lately?
I never had any. Unless you mean alcohol. Then yes, regularly
Drink more
I'm slowly being known as an alcoholic 😂 😂 😔 😂
Drink more!!!
Drink WHAT more
Hello beautiful

biden was providing more aid to Ukraine than trump anyway, way better... stupid americans chose the orange man
And he is getting owned on twitter for blowing bubba
Felt appropriate to post today since it's men's day https://youtube.com/shorts/ZRAerO3ozxA?si=X8VglTRTevtULU_l
Chat about what?
very soothing
When you mix one piece energy with AOT chaos
#onepiece #luff #strawhatluffy #aot #attackontitan
Hello beautiful
While I can't confirm, this does give AI vibes 🤖 but a funny video none the less 😂🐈🐕🐶
these bottom ones remind me of a few winter photos that I sent you before lol
what you doin at 3:22 AM
go sleep
Holy sh what if you're drinking vodka in the middle of the night tho...
sanamabitch always stalking my activities
lmfaoooo
yes I am a massive pain in the ass
nah I hate vodka. Or, I drank it incorrectly so I will never drink it again
my new sleep schedule, because of work
The proper way of drinking is like, one sip and one smash. And you're smashing your head against the wall. That's why smash
agreed
Aw hell nah they gotta pay you insane for this
Who the hell comes there to be taught English at 4 AM
These kids are insane
Asian kids are asianing too much
what no lol. I just stay up more because work takes up so much time for the rest of the day
yeah they kinda do now
Do you check their homeworks too
Lmfao
I have to 😔
"oh my gosh noooo that's another grammar mistake, your parents should have disowned you by now"
and it's exactly the thing that makes me stay up late
but most of the time I look at one sentence then watch youtube for 2 hours
then go to sleep
what do you watch specifically
Please don't tell me you're watching cocomelon
For 2 hours
#gamereview #retrogaming #horrorgaming
Following in the footsteps of their work on Twilight and Moonlight Syndrome, the team at Spike created Yuuyami Doori Tankentai in 1999 for PS1. While a spiritual successor to the Syndrome series, Yuuyami Doori is a much more nuanced and expansive game. Thus I've created this 4+ hour retrospective and analy...
wtf is that
Lmfao I will show you
sounds like a p0rnstar name
Mother duck is swimming with her 5 babies but one by one they all disappear!
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🎵 Lyrics 🎵
5 little ducks went swimming one day
Over the hill and far away
Mother duck said: QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!
But only 4 little ducks came back
4 little ducks went ...
COCOMELON
on sad days I just scroll through my youtube home page for hours with music playing in the background
maybe I am maximizing suffering
Watch cocomelon instead
disco party music
Ultramasculine gigachad channel
I have gained 3 kilograms of muscle watching it
I lost a few kg and it was my brain leaving my body
Maybe I'm f#cked up but when I play this video I somehow die from laughing lmfao
I don't know. These characters and all this looks so stupid
Come on you are meant to be the man. Wasted potential. You gotta be making kids. Many kids
You are fertile
And young
And you have this spirit in your balls
I do?
my friend had his (first?) kid today
truly insane life progression
My old classmate got married recently too lol
The countdown tick tocks, the timers count the time, the pendulums are swinging
Yes you do. I saw it. I saw it all baby
@open geyser but if you die then don't worry imma donate your body
Well after they tale the brain out what are the other parts going to be used for
But why even blowing her up lmao
Who knows, May be she was not a good mother after all?🙄
Damn where are the memes?
Explanation:
CHENGIZ KHAN
Im the meme
Ofcourse a clown
D: you hurt my meow meow
disappeared into thin air
Thanks savings us natural resources and oxygen for the rest of us
I thought you will say "stop poisoning the air"
😾
Polar butt
Lowkey resembles you
ASHUUUU
just sharing memes casually as I usually do
long time no see

Why ain't you active on chats?
yeah man. How are you doing
got semister exams and a bit busy
I'll be active afterwards
how u doing tho
Girlfriend when

Ah i see
Good luck for your upcoming exams pal
Good ig
Not in this life 🥀
Just catch a cold man
Nothing special
Take me!!!! Goo goo ga ga
🥺
black cat
Ghosted successfully
The newborn as I put the pizza to bed
In Taiwan, folks be like: ‘You can’t speak English? OMG how did you even grow up?
懶人包:昨天中午搭捷運被老人批鬥經痛的我坐博愛座
影片中紫衣女人一上車就對著我跟友人說
「年輕人不應該坐這個位子 讓給後面的阿公 你們也有阿公吧」
友就站起來 而我昨天是月經第二天 子宮跟腰都痠痛到不行
所以沒有也不想站起來 這是事情的開始
影...
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Why do people in Taiwan like to ask their own people whether they can speak English, and in such a condescending tone?😮
sounds a bit like racist
yOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO RAHHHHHHH
AMERICAN FREEDOM NOISES LETS GO RAAAAAAAH
we are attacking Vietnam together!!!
scoreboard! scoreboard!
I should do this sometime
"hello" aw hell nah I don't know if u gonna go turn into a demon afterwards
Does this hello come from some other demon universe, are these evil spirits trying to reach me
As a modern white european man (as the whole world has already discovered, this makes me very gay) I support all human and animal rights, including the right to eat me against my own will
._.
Subtle Foreshadowing?
I've accidentally developed alcoholism
I'm doing rehab now
Rehab meaning I think of it but try not to drink it
does it work?
for now, but I think of drinking all the time
I will help you. Drink more
sanamabitch
Let's go
I feel compelled to blame you and brush all responsibility off my back now
It is my fault I am a white devil
gweilo corrupts asian cutie [uncensored]
I've probably bookmarked like 20 videos titled this way
At least almost this way
the heck you mean uncensored!?
białe zło
📣📣📣
The late Aaron Russo—a former friend of Nick Rockefeller—recounts being told how women’s liberation was funded by the Rockefeller Foundation and why they funded it.
While trying to recruit Aaron Russo for the CFR (Council on Foreign Relations) Nicholas Rockefeller told him that his family’s foundation the “Rockefeller Fo...
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HOW is this REAL?! 🎵
Most people think music just affects mood... but what if it affects your biology?
In fact, your body is not just mechanical. It responds to rhythm, frequency, and energy.
Ancient cultures used sound for healing long before we had lab equipment. And maybe now… science is slowly catching up.
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Holy instagram reels, I'm listening to pneuma by tool and It's written that they're talking about music. I will have to pause my song to watch that reel I can't do that atm.
male manipulator typa music taste
That's so hot baby tell me more
You're making my tralalala go boom boom
And my boom boom tralalala
Aw yeah baby 🥵
Your messages just cured my insomnia. So I don't have to read them anymore
Yes
Dude at least do it in dms not in a public server
oj nie wiem nie wiem
ale poprawiłem żeby nie było
xD
dziękuję
no bo to trochę niekomfortowe tak ogółem xD
życzę udanego związku ale nie muszę mieć do niego wglądu xD
dzień jak co dzień w internecie
no na innych stronach typu tumblr to można sobie samemu blokować takie rzeczy
@minor birch
😭 omg lol
I can't even manipulate the shopkeeper to give me some discount on my clothes.
It's not the same without the frustrated scammer yelling, do not redeem.
I got you homie
HELL YEAH NOW THEY'LL DEFINITELY REDEEM
Reverse psychology was the friends we made along the way
@quick python @formal lark use #🔗|bot-commands to check your level
My Little Pony: Equestria girls?
Now that's a name I haven't heard in along time
Actual post on twitter btw. Schizophrenia is real
PETA didn't even cook the egg right smh
Question: do you love applejack or not?
Gauge your answer and choices or the consequences will be dire
How about no?
I do
But If I had a favourite, it would be rainbow dash
Always liked her as a kid
We are enemies
Only Twilight princess sparkles is the best choice
Shit...
Hmm..not bad


Awfully awesome* twilight sparkles the goat
Valid
The person who voiced twillight in mlp also voiced ravin in teen titans
No wonder they are amazing
It must be the voice
Probably...
Did you used to watch the Equestria girls movies as well?
Bro @tender nebula post memes here.
But this is dead 💔🥀
It won't be if you post stuff here.
No one comes here 😔
This guy sounds like what kit kat has become nowadays.
What happened to kit kat?
He used to post a fuck ton of memes in here.
Idk what happened to him but it seems like he decided to go back to his mom's basement.
He has become a millionaire unlike all of us losers
Now we need to form a circle and cope together by chanting "god forgive us our sins"
He will have to pay wealth tax now. By wealth tax I mean pay us a few thousand dollars so that we don't have to go and work in the call centres. They don't even tell the otp nowadays.
It's too late God won't forgive me for my sins.
You need to make 30 kids
And sacrifice some random lambs
If this doesn't help then we need to do something extreme
Like visit a muslim country and run around naked screaming I'm the messiah
I will have to find real WOMEN to do that. That's not going to happen, sacrificing a lamb will also cost money if it's a chicken I can do that. Option b is what we are left with.
Thankfully I'm white so maybe they're gonna confuse me with a ghost running around
And call the exorcists
I selled mai wife for internet connection
@tawny kraken I made this to confess my love to someone and my inability to fully express how I feel with words
They blocked me on all platforms the next day
This happened yesterday.
Time to drink
She thought "You have all the flowers in the world, and you've just decided to give me only a single one. You don't even love me"
"Woman like me deserves princess treatment and a man who loves deeply, with his entire wallet, not only his heart"
"Real love doesn't come from man's words or heart, real love is like fire, it burns through his entire soul and his entire wallet so that I clearly see he loves my humble self"
A long rant about words and plastic (shapeshit). Sorry for any audio popping, my mouth was too near to the mic for half the film.
I have something better
That's actually a good idea, unironically.
source : r/ufc
context: he in his 30s met a a teenager and fell in love with her. it was love at first sight.
hey, what's ur pfp character name or show name??
She's mandy from grim adventures of billy and mandy. I used to watch it when I was a kid.
holy incel
its just a cringe and stupid way to tell someone you love them
thanks bro, the skeleton (idk its name) was my fav character
His name is grim.
ahh i got it
if this doesn't get deleted, I'm spamming my suislide meme collection
Do it already the mods are sleeping
if I get muted it's your fault
They won't mute you, you can always bribe em if they do.
HAHAHAHAHAHA ♥️
why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
it was two tired
Long time no see
Instaa
Oh man...I missed a good one 
I have a few more to send ya later so no worries lol
bartosz user is polish cuz that's a polish name, and his sentence structure is polish
"no may like it" nie można lubić tego
meaning "no one can like it"
He's not mentally ill. He's just polish!
and also this "honestly" being placed at the end of the first part of the sentence, exactly like in polish, "this video is very stupid szczerze mówiąc"
Reality: "we have our own place but we want your place too"
Bruh
this is not what you do in the memes channel. and you couldn't even do that smh.
😔
🥻
We can leave it, but it's way easier and more feasible to stay here in bunkers.
when good memes
damn he sounds like me
Aweee it would be great to see cheese screaming
🥰
For 4 weeks straight ofc
...
|| kimcheese... more like, have a drink cheese||
is this meant to be threatening, funny, or sexual
Funny
🥰
I ain't Balck cat for it to be something else
don't remember me as an alcoholic 😔
You are my favourite alcoholic person, imma mention you to every alcoholic friend that I'll make in future

let's have 200 babies. I love asian girls like you and @open geyser
genghis khan ❎
Polish khan ✅
--We will end this conversation 2 times quicker if you stop repeating me.
© Dr. House
Ok but they empty
Just like my life
@jolly apex
Blud I'm telling you, Bulgarian account is on to somethin
They're wild
Yep?
Yes, when Russia stands at the door of Europe, the EU asks for military help from Turkey
Nobody wants join EU in turkiye btw. Europeans think we want it
😭😭😭😭
World War 3 reason, liking controversial instagram memes
Bulgaria is the goat
Caption - " he's gone, but his eye stay with me"
everything besides funny memes
i never even posted anything supposed to be funny here fuck u on about
if anyone wanna talk dm no arabs or indians
Where are you from
I said you, not your posts

Muhammad Abdul
Could be us @tender nebula
😭😭😭😭
Heyyyy
That's like 90% of the server already
Hello beautiful I'm from India
GET THIS MAN OUTTA MY SIGHTS THIS INSTANT!!
What was it
some scam links
Moddy doddy
doddy moddy I've been noughty
lemme be your hero
Ni9-
So real
A
You need a hero too?
DDD after NNN
-- hero
Hey @hollow kite , avoid posting memes that consist of inappropriate/censored words. This is a PG-13 space.
Boooooooooooooring
life
I dunno wtf that is
mfs becoming franz kafka after breaking up
I'm not usually a fan of movie remakes but they've done a fantastic job with the great escape.
Now only, you followed The Tao.
I bet he never thought about breaking back w triple backflip or more, you'd freak him out w ur thoughts
That's adorableee
Nah, "we're so" and "we're" must be reversed.
Sensitive content
Why did he do dat
Probably a dare
Lmao
@hollow cloak
A pack of cigs, a can of coke and a bottle of whisky?
Yes sir!
‘Not disappointing at all right.’
damn you started posting again.
The goat started to goat again
i am more happy bout the fact that he's not a millionare yet! I'd have died from jealousy.
Will let you know once I become a rich youtuber
Posting myself dancing naked in a snowy forest
when are you going to do that?
these are fancy things, I prefer becoming an astrologer it's much better. it's sort of like sticking to the basics.
As soon as possible. It's 10 PM so I'm gonna take a nice thick flashlight to make sure I'm visible
people might see you and think that you're a vampire
you're wasting coco powder, cocaine isn't cheap yk
Flowers
But that's fine
That's what they deserve
Really?
It's always been like that, we dancing flower dance in europe
And some other people dance with us
That's very nice
So kind of them
Let em dance a bit and then let's eat plants
😭 sounds good
i was trying to find the post of that guy on x, it seems like he deleted it. initially i thought he was joking but my goodness he wasn't lol
Yeah
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@barren cave
Huh?
English pun
oh the beautiful irony
the pun is that the doctor said you need to 'watch' your drinking, which means you have to use a watch while you're drinking to see how long/fast you are drinking. Which is why you can see him wearing a watch in the picture
trust me, I speak the good English
TENDERNISM
You are so smart. You must be a cute asian girl or something. They are the only smart beings on the planet
(contrary to your all experiences)
I see how you got ghosted
Aaaaa gooot it thanks
I dunno if I'm just weird but imagining myself striking my enemy while they aren't looking, really turns me on
I'm not talking about sex
ts such npc shit 😭 🙏
‘lol ironic’
my guy tryna be so edgy with that text format lmao
different*
I mean, I sure hope they do
good meme
Why i cant send photo
You need to level up
How to lvl up
By being lifeless and chatting in the server.
basically dont talk to people outside of discord, avoid women and just dont shower
thats about it
cringe ass
‘And you must be the popular guy huh. I’m so honoured.’
🫵👍
Bro comes rage baits people and disappears.
underrated, its not even a meme

Context please
"would you still love me if I was a worm" aaa shat question
@covert snow do your thing.
regex expressions
😍
@azure cliff
This is dumb as hell 😂 Pedokkkrats are fake israeli’s puppets & yawl are too dumb to realize it. CURE LIBERALISM
now i have the perms to send memes
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came too late, was it a funny meme?
No i was jealous of the person, they posted pictures of them becoming rich by using a shortcut. I couldn't sleep last night because of them making more money than me. thanks for taking those pictures down.
i mean its the truth. the memes suck ass
well if you have some good memes then post em.
i cant
and i dont save my memes
"i don't save MY memes" that's very interesting.
i bet your memes are hate based
definitely bro
yeah lets interpret shit into this
Hell yeah
‘ahem’
india
kenya
“I just took a shit on the carpet”
Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth
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@jovial cosmos
not a meme

I was with them as a deer btw but they couldn't catch me :
they left you alone cuz you were such a dear
indeed
But isn't the "yes" more harming than the no
‘I wouldn’t have thought so. It’s not as clear as it could be.’
‘<standing desk’
No meme today
👋
Cat of glory. 🙄
... This is literally selling a pie that was poisoned with deadly poison that kills you slowly, painfuly, and horrifically scary.
Bending your neck down is wrong posture
‘Then I believe you.’
But I don't
So philosophical
But true
We should never bend
Never give up!
Don't bend down when a guy asks you to!
‘Only when he tells you to.’
Well I'm a guy so...
So what
Girl 😭
🤣
I bend down only when a girl asks me to
K bend down
You're a big man. Not for you
HEYY WASSUP IM BEGINNER
Don't say that
Why? I am scared of big men like you
😐
is ts your level?
Don't traumatize him
Stairwell toilet is objectively the worst design humanly possible
There is no ventilation and you can't even stand straight up in it
Pooping feels like you're imprisoned in an oubliette
0/10, will never poop again
‘Agreed, the ceiling above the toilet is also too low.’
‘Tell me about it, I’ve built a few and damn near died many times using power tools.’
i know his kind
Plumbing is gonna be a big issue for that thing...
This is an actual, real schizophrenic meme lmfao. But literally schizophrenic
You call it schizophrenic, I call it unlocked chakra astral projection
Third eye opened, colorful aura
Third eye opened, brown aura splashing everywhere
how do you achieve such astral dreams
‘They forgot about snakes and ladders, monopoly and twister.’
Chess 2 is looking pretty good
the voice in the background keeps on saying something like "pojebana dama" in polish, but they say it in russian lol. Meaning like "a f#cked up lady"
No clue if it's actually lady, maybe russians have a different meaning. But pojebana is certainly the polish meaning, crazy/f#cked up
Ah yes. Dinosaurs for dinner. Boy got a big diet
nah thats somehow even more ass
This is almost about me
Haven't seen any wholesome memes in a while
I want one of those to use on drivers who won’t dip their headlights.
“Back in my day”
ARRRRR AR AR AR
lol
like "were where"
or "we were where we were"
mumbling language
looks more of an iron trapdoor
this means "a rice field" in japanese
田
He gangsta cuz he eats rice
Obviously
I'm starting to see a pattern to the memes this guy posts....
Here, just in time for the daily meme upload 
It's all I look forward to these days
‘Lol imagine looking forward.’
It's all I look down on these days
‘That’s my girl.’
Lies, you always look forward to me as well
You love white
Gang how to get this accent 😭🙏🏻

Chocolate fan account is crazy, mad respect bruh
‘I’ll Christmas it up a little bit tomorrow.’
Hi guys....
Nah Emma got him under a whole spell, no way he’s normal 😭
You could do that by giving us free chocolates
Even has special fonts, damn
How to get into your fanbase dude?😭
Frfr
how about this 🤔
She a witch. Call salem rn
sus

