#💻|memes
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I don't want to meet the grim reaper anytime soon.
‘Mhm only emo’s can relate so I understand.’
‘We say stuff like: “Maybe the only reason I choose to love you is so that nobody will have to miss me when I’m gone.”.’
my dogs are not letting me sleep. They've probably seen him he's coming to take me.
It would have been a good dialogue in the Chernobyl diaries movie.
He learnt SQL only to show me the middle finger
Fr like let me panic ik at the end of the day it's night. And every little thing is gonna be oil right.
😂
sad
true
@azure sentinel
LOVEBIRB!!!!!!!!
=))
😹
I didn't get it🙂
it's just a little banter for my filipino bros 🙂
Ok
anyone interest fwb with me
prefer for only girls
@open geyser he is interested
fwb means friends with benefits yes? My interests are pegging and cbt. I do the pegging and the cbt, of course
I benefit and you lose everything
Good deal
You're talking like a real woman
So proud of you
Okay, maybe a bit too honest
The proper phrasing is probably "You benefit and get ♥️me♥️, and I get everything you will ever have"
‘I love it’
Well...we did it guys.
He’s right
‘Lol what’s this gif?’
All roads lead to rome
‘Ohhhh’
Situationships typa shi
‘You’re either my soulmate or you mean nothing to me at all. I don’t take half measures.’
@open geyser "eyes, smile, personality, heart, attitude" all translate to "your cash"
‘Funny story, all my best are out of their own pockets for me.’
‘I’m just nice like that.’
And you would still have to lift and hold the bread for them to be able to eat
BS
people panick because there's someone who's willing to stand up to the rich
Crazy
I was bored so I draw miku (dont mind the reels I sent to my hg)
only Pakistani knows the meme
@hollow kite your memes are too dark for this server bro
Be mindful what you post here.
@hollow kite don't pay attention to what he says. I love your memes
Guess I'm too young
' ‘I can literally hear this image.’`
‘That’s an opinion btw, and you should’ve kept it to yourself.’
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En...
Meanie
Oh. Chipmunk music
‘hehe yeah, my niece shared it to me the first time.’
You're a meme
Ommggggg. What a cute gentleman
@hollow kite 
‘It’s so fire right!’
🥀🥀🥀🥀
Yesss
‘Hahahaha! I wonder if you know where it’s from.’
Is this against the rule?? Ima delete it if it does
‘I think it’s fine.’
Alright 
@tawny kraken would you drink it????
what the fuck bro
Of course. And you would too
Funny coffee @hollow kite you will love it
@jolly apex
Say get touched by wild baboons and move on
lmfao
I think I will copy what you've been doing
But instead of saying "I disagree" randomly in serious chat
I will say, "that is the stupidest thing I have ever read"
"I wish I had no eyes"
Livin the Dream
You should have become a mechanical engineer. You'd design machines that discriminate people based on their ethnicity
Awesome
Dang deleted
Oh my god you said. You said the. You said the the word. You the word said. Said it. My god said. You said. My god
You're drinking so much Kim. Very good. Drink more
i wish my friends would support me like you support cheese
But they always say " we don't have money anymore, swap gambling w our money"

‘You ought to show a smile one of these days, I’m sure it must be so sweet.’
‘Don’t forget about me.’

nepal>>>>>
I'd have picked north korea back in the days. now I will have to go with nepal.
why north korea?
I know the New Zealand parliament is a circus, but what's the difference with North Korea's, if there's no need for one anyway, since in the end whatever the obese dictator says will be done?
whatever he says is objectively right. you shouldn't question and doubt the supreme leader.
to answer your other question he doesn't want the people of north korea to feel like they're missing out on something. That's why.
ok
polish parliament also goes wild sometimes
it once had a guy who brought a fire extinguisher and started using it because he said he kills invisible jews
or a bunch of parliament members who started screaming TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
America. 9/11. Good times
polish at its finest
then there was also one member who left the parliament, headed to his backyard really quick, got naked in snow, and started recording himself pretending to be a walrus
#Korwin #Konfederacja #JKM #Polityka #morsowanie #morsuje
the recording is still available
this is nothing when you compare it to the pm of india
he gave an interview after his mums death and said, " back when my mum was alive i used to think that i was born biologically. but now i am sure that i am here because of some divine power". in other words he thinks that he's gods chosen son or something.
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this one is nice too
polish parliament member takes a Christmas tree and drags it out of the parliament
dropping decorations everywhere
he said it's because this Christmas tree attracts evil spirits and satan
that's crazy now santa won't bring any gifts.
Nah this one was austrian/german
I read it as "help workers practise demons"
Would almost buy
I want to practise a lot of demons
it will be fun to practice allot of demons in a dream.
Yeah hopefully these are like, cats
such unholy dreams. they'll sprinkle the polluted water of ganga on the person who has dreams like that.
it's worse than spending years in prison.
okay but if they're vietnamese like @open geyser then kinda hot ngl
Kimcheese is the best yes.
capitalism found a way to invade our dreams
cant wait for my boss to show up in my rem cycle asking for that report
would it be good
"fuh nah"
Don't worry the invisible hand will come and save you.
nah cuz i js got sexually harassed by the invisible hand
like your imaginary wife
the hand of the free market, we should make sure everything is left to the free market so we can buy everything
very smart
and eliminate taxes
You don't have to mention her everytime.
so that corporations don't have to pay anyone anything
Exactly this should be pinned and we need some adam smith glazers.
Bud is obsessed w that hand
yeah like if you are poor then come on work harder you can be a millionaire too
It happens they bring it up everytime.
They're just making excuses. There's no excuse for not working hard.
They do that when I change my name to a girls name. They say that I don't talk like a real girl.
I even sent bob and They instantly blocked me idk why.
you can feel the pain in his dih
real struggle
The picture looks like that because she used the old lumia phone. The moment she bought the new chinese phone look at the quality of the picture.
ughhh moral of the story:
never underestimate megapixels
You only speak faxx
She used fair and Lovely. Idk why you didn't mention that.
Thank you baby
Very good. Properly brainwashed asian
pls be careful with portals, guys.
@feral ridge edis111
@digital sluice Get this man outta ma sight!
Hello dear how are you doing today
Hello dear how are you doing today nice to meet you here send me a message here now
@open geyser lmfao look at this 😭
lmao
even my dream job
Have you ever heard of a comma

My major wasn't even English
Diabolical
What sick, twisted mind must one have to conjure up this string of words
‘Too relatable’
If it were then you wouldn't speak english
That's usually the case
Mine sooner too 
colonization at its peak
should be soviet 3rd mission
@hollow kite be advised this is a PG-13 space. Failure to comply will result in your access getting revoked from here.
@hollow kite
💀
‘The fact I post like 1000 memes a day and still never got a warning about being too edgy like you goes to show something about you.’
😹
‘The little meow at the end.’
That's the thing with you
The hub staff are too lazy to check through all of your memes, so you can just sneak in some hent*i and nobody would know for weeks probably.
i'll always be watching..
😭
‘For your own he***i collection?’
PG - 13, ig diy memes and diy gifs are perfectly fine here, such a great care 🥺
Diy = didddy
mb last one was too wild
‘I can only imagine.’
‘May I private message you?’
Sure
We would love you more.
We are the champions my frieeeend.
Do memes have to not be edgy
thanks zack you are the goat
dm it to me.
@eager vale you're BBA right
Yaas
🥀 don't have it anymore, lost forever
I'll send you if I find any good gems
Sunday things 😂
Thanks ♥️ , I don't need any of those PG-13 memes
Shunndori apa 😋
Wow
The spino downfall is crazy
💀
‘Even when testing customers the muscle memory is too strong.’
This very chart literally disproves that ...
@open geyser you are no longer accessible to post memes here.
A reminder for the rest of the memers, this space is under Discord Guidelines & Server Rules.
interested
No love for kimcheese 😔
Shit....
@open geyser What did you post?
i say trump building, you can guess the rest
plane?
ehh
so truee
Bruhh
Nothing
Just American architecture
Truly truly I have no idea why it was so controversial. Truly
‘Maybe someone had it out for you.’
That 'nothing' has something malicious to it..
I can feel it in my [REDACTED]
?ban @rocky cloud
Damn you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|| (Also, put a spoiler on it, I saw rick before the template and plus it'll be even funnier)||
yeah I think it's illegal to put such ads next to each other here in eu
@fiery iceYou can continue your wild psychoanalytical pursuits in the face of having no empirical evidence for your claims when you grow a pair and join the VC. Otherwise, nobody cares bro.
hahahahah
‘The death carps’
And there still will be a guy who goes up to her later and says "oh my god, you farted! Can I smell, beautiful?"
its like 🌟 SLAVERY 🌟
lemme guess
the 2028 summer Olympics is gonna happen in America or some other country with loose gun laws...
pretty much, LA XD
Ha
Ha
Ha
He
Hehe
Oh no someone is
Already posted
The meme
Oh
No
Ye
It will be
Count as
Spam?
Because
I feel
Like
It's illegal
To increase the
Rank
By posting
Same stuff
Again
And
Again
you don't need to suffer this way my dear user, you can as well leave this meaningless ranking game and seek a normal life in real life. cheers
‘why.’
Trueee
100%
I just wanted to be able to send stickers which is only possible when I reach at the level 10
You think you're sending stickers when inside these stickers there are hidden nuclear bombs and every single one is dancing naked dressed up as a furry fox
Instead of sending stickers let stickers send you
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Love your job, job love you 🤣🤣🤣
Ik this mene
instead of expecting your boss to pay you properly, pay him properly
‘It’s easy, just s*** post a load of memes you found yourself a few times a day like I do and you’ll get there.’
But i think it takes time
Which i don't
‘google exists, reddit exists.’
‘You’re not even posting rn.’
I think it applies more to kimcheese, beo and black cat than us.
‘100%’
‘Ankylosaurus was in my top 5 for sure.’
the ritual backfires and you wake up with no balls.
you wake up with no balls and you hear your neighbours happily chanting some songs while rythmically cutting... something
At first you chant with them
Then you realize
you guys have very interesting mindsets indeed
It was all a dream right?
Bro then you realize. And you keep it in your mind. Whenever you take a walk in a park, and you see squirrels running around with nuts, you're wondering where YOUR nuts are
at least beo will complete the no nut November challenge successfully. though his life will be full of challenges.
@hollow kite
You hear your grandparents telling you oh my gosh my grandson will be such a great man, he will have like 5 kids, imma have 5 grandchildren, and he is going to create such a big wide happy family, where everyone will respect each other and love each other, and he will be the man who sets an example for his kids. Then you recall damn I have no nuts
But there is a solution
Instead of making kids
Let kids make you
holy drugs, it looks like lyrics of a song.
Yes I know. I have always thought that with this perception of reality I should become some sort of a parasite. Like a youtuber
you as an influenza ( i mean influencer) doesn't sound good to me.
nah I qualify, I am schizo enough
I should be making like, country balls. And insult everyone. And everyone would watch this shit just because people are stupid cucks who love being cucked and humiliated
Meow
Meow
.
Mashallah
It's a good video I can send you the link
Yes we can watch it together under one blanket
or do we need separate blankets?
Bismillah it's halal
I don't know
i believe you.
So do i
lmao
This is educational stufff
Should be mandatory in schools
Black cat as the principal

i don't think i'd have skipped school then.
Decoren abrendegen
One can dream
‘Pixelmon on Minecraft kinda looks fun.’
Oh oh yes. I've had it saved for a long time but haven't played Minecraft in very long
‘If they refined it a bit better where you would get initiated into a battle for those encounters then maybe would be better.’
OU WAIT. You didn’t see that bro
Damn I forgot I put it in my favorite list
☠️
Nah nah, you don’t
‘Oof what happened.’
@covert linden blud got caught
sharing smthg sus from his music playlist

‘dangg’
fr
‘Oh he’s threatening self haram, it must have been really bad huh.’
right
Nah
Nigglydiggly
Are you a digglerniggler
No I'm just a digglergolder
Hmmm, it’s def the last one… idk
Oo I meant if there're bannwords here maybe this meme isn't allowed be here
‘Can’t satisfy anyone these days.’ *smh*
Chatgpt what's the name of my girlfriend
The Nostradamus of its age, Veggietales predicts shitpostgenerator 12 years ahead of its time.
My stop-motion short film about math: https://youtu.be/MGp77CmhhLw
I found the clip thanks to this tumblr post: https://beefbronson.tumblr.com/post/117652819984/so-i-see-some-people-talk-about-veggietales
The true answer to 2+2: https://youtu.be/0-pL...
so real
I want that thing
what music?
‘Your most recent track s note.’
oh nah, not yet. maybe I compose well but my playing skill is weak yet
‘Oh, It’s quite nice btw, and control is really good too.’
oooh thaank uuuu)
This is the worst imitation of a meme you have ever sent in this channel 💢
‘Which one? it won’t let me go to the replied comment for some reason.’
I wish this were a meme
13G
The one about two people confessing to each other
😭🥺
‘Why’s that so bad, it’s just a manifestation of my dreams.’
For me, a terrifying glimpse into a fictional future
‘Terrifying?’
Can someone truly want me without any ulterior motives 😔
Walking out in the 7-layer drip
‘Maybe you think too much, all I ever think about when I think about her is “is she happy?”.’
ofc
a little effort and desire
Just gonna take your word for it
fuck me even nowadays I have to burn wood in the furnace everyday
it's gonna be even worse once real winter comes
Clapping produces a great amount of heat w insulation you can live comfortably for a day by the heat generated from clapping

requires elite ball knowledge
‘Something’s wrong with this channel, I cant even check which comment was replied to. with other channels it’s no problem.’
Hmm...you tried restarting discord?
‘Yupp, I even updated.’
Have you tried to goon?
wow.....must be the universe trying to control you so that you don't cause a tear in the fabric of reality with your memes
Was that question directed to me or to him?
‘LOL what is there to goon over anyways.’
everything...
the endless possibilities
Anyways, got an exam on sunday, seeya
‘Good luck!!’
Thanks
Sometimes when I have a problem i just decide that I don't want to deal with it anyway, so I sit and goon and then I feel better so there's no problem anymore
And if I recall it then I just repeat and goon some more
No problem anymore again
This man has prospects
Thank you. I am trying my best. Everyday
Hhahaha
I need more pictures.
Sigma boy Got offended
@minor birch
Peak League of legends player ||(yes he is League Pro Player)||
@wet wharf
There’s no funny meme here
Lmao let's go to Italy 😭
LETS GOOO I need a rich italian man
So mafia
North italian?
Nope I ain’t Italian lol
That's not what I meant wth hahaha
Still mafia if he is rich in Italy lol
Italian rich people are usually corrupt
Let me dream
Then what if a get a royal?
Do they have royalty in Italy???
Isn’t it a democracy there
You never know
I might find my rich love here
Imagine being royalty and spending your time on discord
And then write it as a fanfic on watpad and get rich myself
Rich you can find lol
Yeah…….. gg
Doesn’t have to be a weirdo necessarily
But they defo on the spectrum
I need to go touch some grass
Yes do that. Good for your health
Internet is a weird place
I have noticed
It's my first time really participating on a discord community

HAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA Oh jeeezz
Must have been quite a ride
But I am learning fast
Some flowers for you
I'm rich. But why would I wanna date poor
love?
if rich man bad, why rich man so hot?
money makes u pretty
realest words I ever read
happened to me too. Had my biggest glow-up after my first real job
gonna take a very very generous person to love a poor person
I did not mean to send that but whatever
yah and it would take a really gentle rich not to make a lovely poor run away
thats why it only happens in books
still believing in love in 2025 is truly the worst fate anyone can suffer
omgs @crisp zenith found a friend for u
He's upon ya tho.
what does it mean to be upon someone
Rich isn’t bad
Paradox
Are gothic girls bad?
they look bad 😳
😳😳😳😳😳
poor man will never be dating a richer girl, but a richer man will very very easily be dating a poorer girl
it's a financial transaction exactly like buying anything else, a man and a woman are products
#derschuhdesmanitu #bully #komödie #comedy #Film #movie
THATS A TERRIBLE MEEME
AW
SO TRUEEEEEEE
🤷♂️
‘It takes sophistication to understand humour.’
‘You haven’t seen the deleted memes yet. amirite @_kimcheese_?’
@open geyser This is how you should treat them all the time
I am waiting till this dude's spine cracks into two halves, and the girl just laughs him off like "lmfao, not masculine enough!"
@open geyser
What does this even mean 💔
Wanna be there
this is the most incel shit ive ever heard
Let's have 399 small hamsters together!
And one rabbit
But hamsters first cuz they are more fun
I like it when they pretend they're human, they're very good at that. Like when they try to contemplate the meaning of life, but then rapidly defecate. Just like humans
@open geyser look, this guy believes in love LMFAO

I believe in hamsters only
like your life
@tawny kraken
😃
‘Bro does not make a good case for herself.’
Lmfao. No but come on, this is a good question, this is ultimately what these gender wars lead to
😭 ????????
wah do you understand the meme



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