#💻|memes
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ye ik 
Me when someone is crying, devastated, and the voice in my head says something funny
Scaring the kids again
I just read your mind
Every woman's secret dream

jochos aproved
I have exams to pass 🦅
Exams, reports, presentations, midterms, finals 
That's enough scrolling for me today
Honestly if I were an alien I'd come down to earth just to [checkDMtoFindOut]
she looks like a boy with long hair
And u look like a toy that needs someone to play with
she is not a small girl
Chill! They're called Asian women,
(for legal reasons, this is a joke)
Never said she is
What's the last flag
The term "methodology" is a compound of two Greek elements: methodos ("way, pursuit") and logia ("study, discourse"). Initially philosophical, it described not just any method but a carefully reasoned path toward truth. The formal English adoption of "methodology" happened around the early 17th century when systematization of scientific knowledge became essential.
Paraguay
Pig
insane roast
this needs to be scientifically studied. Needs to be printed, framed, and hung in the President's office
someone pls acknowledge my Joke
I'm Asian and I can confirm this is Asian women
Thank you 
Thank you very much
I get it,
have u any reaction memes?
can i get some?
🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺
please
and thank u from the mountain ||in advance||
my bestie😭
wot’s matter w/ it
I only use this one and it works for almost every situation
in my country we use all these 3 formats and people often literally ask "what the f did you mean this time"
Spoilers for The Last Of Us
||Why do many people think Joel's decision to save Ellie was right? He didn't only stop the cure from getting developed, but also killed people who were doing the right thing in the process.||
Because ||they tricked both Joel and Ellie into believing the procedure wouldn't kill her. And also he lost his daughter once before, and he's not gonna go through that again. Once you spend enough time seeing them together, I guess you can understand and sympathize with why he did it||
I played the game and I understand him but it doesn't change that ||what he did wasn't moral. I think the fireflies didn't trick them, afaik they didn't know about the cure being attached to Ellie's brain until they did their examinations. Yes they didn`t inform Ellie, but they informed Joel when they could've just lied about it or avoided telling him.||
Well it's the apocalypse and something something grey morals, family matters most, blah blah blah
Don't overthink it
I don't get it
||I actually saw a game theory on this, turns out through evidences found within the game suggest that due to the nature of the cordecyp fungus (mostly due to it being a fungus) it wouldn't have been possible for a cure to be made||
||It also said that Ellie wasn't technically immune, she just had a version of the fungus which sort of counteracts the fungus which turns you into a zombie||
Or something like that, Idk for sure
He drank the potion to bangarang the fire monster
And I guess he died
Oh wow 
Worth it.
btw what game is this?
I think it's the new Oblivion remake
The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remake/Remaster, I dunno
Beautiful. Where is this place?
It's a tree garden in srimangal, bangladesh
Em?
I see...
Goofy ass sword
Bros going into a gun fight with that
lil bro got drafted into isis while playing minecraft 😭
It's so true 👍
No
Ooooo~~
I can explain
will you promote him to prince consort?
I'd Princess consort
No country is able to stop the Indian Army ! they use modern tools like nuclear weapon with motocycle !! RIP USA !
I guess this was just after the first Indian moon landing (Chandriyaan)
must be some sort of parade, definately not the Indian army
Or it might be just satire, who knows
I was a child when these things happened.
So all Bollywood movies were real
in laotian: "the way to escape from wife”. ທາງ means way, ໜີ means escape, ເມຍ means wife
@open geyser Come baby you'll love it
I think that's a trap
S?u
U actually putted
Desire, depression, love, heartbreak all in one playlist named it** for her**
Am amazed 

our husband
No only me

I was willing to share but you got greedy 
HUH
What?
It's really painful...
IKR!
YA! IT SUCKS
Uhh...Women?
S?u
yay! I have a life
Steel bucket on top
It's not that painful tho
We're gonna win so much
S?u
it feels so, right. but then some may realize that if they believed in some sort of higher ideas (philosophy/religion), then it'd help them
1080? Outdated
grind em levels
Happened to me a few times
Are u blind aswell ?!?!?!??!?!
there is other stuff infront of the damn thing
it cost 1 dolar
My area needs a few more of these
Bruh
So it would be better if it was written 1,290 ???
i'm not talking about that
talking about the price of the cards
Why. Go and hug her. Tell her you love her
if I lived in the US I might consider buying it, but i find it "overpriced" in countries other than its production location( it was CA ig) Those who prefer it can still do so, however people want
🫠
keep telling yourself that . I am the best 
😯
Guess What? I don't watch them... I stalk you
SO TRUE 😭
we need hug, but we cant hug everybody
@open geyser
Tomorrow a new week comes again
So
A little bit of motivation for you. Try it. Sell many companies for millions of dollars. I believe in you
Very realistic & doable

Please also don't forget to wake up at 4 AM, take two cold showers, run 10 km, do meditation, and invest more into cryptocurrencies
Make all your ancestors very proud
Hh
Rem
Nah 😭
I don't understand. Can you demonstrate for me please
preferably without clothes
I couldn't possibly demonstrate it in the way you mentioned but I got an image which is SFW
I can make it NSFW in my mind
Wild imaginations hmm
He's so lazy for retiring at 28
I hate goth girls
Amazing take. I'm free Wednesday I'll cover your meal. 
monster suck tho
That cant be real 💀
Which color
Monster’s mango juice it tastes good
1+
-1
especially white
زندگی به سبک ترفندهای اینستاگرام👌🏼
اتوسرويس پدال🔧
سرويس تخصصي انواع خودرو هاي ايراني و خارجي
آدرس:بلوار قطب راوندي-٢٠٠متر بالاتر از چهارراه دومي به سمت راوند
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never trusts these vietnamese teachers
I paused the video at the right moment to get jumpscared but too early to get saved by the cute asian boy 
So I got a snake jumpscare out of that
It’s okay, I’ll scare u next time but he saves u or not, I’m not so sure
Would've been better if it were a cute Asian woman (or if I was bi but that's a problem you can't solve)
Our attraction transcends gender 
Maybe I can solve it for you 
In dad's balls*
fact
Pretty sure atleast one of them might have an STD
damn
Did you know?
•
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#catsofinstagram #explorepage #blep #catreels #reels #rigbycat #petlovers #sillycat
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I did rejected a girl once and now she is into modelling
Saw the headline 🥀 I knew what I had to do
if u think of it colored , it looks cool.
what's the name of the string instrument in the background?
the one that is added along with the drop at 4-5 secs in
'why the fuck doesn't he have a mask on??' - probably the guy next to him and looking at him
almost everyone is sitting properly then you have this 𝔠üηŧ
is this dude actually giving us the bird
Lmfao 😭 I love him
💀 💀
Sounds like something she would do actually.
Boys you know where to go
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/988853569203609660/1370049789785538730/marks.mp4?ex=681e15cc&is=681cc44c&hm=60405796a183c606f870ab666a2cde0c4064f3f62cc7413f6ea7cc5abff69877&
First edit to do in a challenge of making 30 edits in 30 days
Just a kid with money 
bruh
I'm, but why r u criticize mahh
A win-win situation...
Fr
And I can say nothing they'll blame me 💀💀
Does this mean potheads are always white and alcoholics are always asian
Wasted opportunity, I actually wanted to become an alcoholic
My chances are limited. I can only be a pothead
Liar
But yeah I am an Asian and I am considering becoming an alcoholic
First teach English for 8 hours, later drink alcohol for 8 hours
Later 8 hours of sleep
Rinse and repeat
Maybe I will do exactly that
Just accepted another class
I'm prolly gonna disappear from Discord for a while lol
My favourite vietnamese turned into a full-time alcoholic
She looks cute as hell
Read DM for more vodka
Henry Ford would be proud
Nice. I can't say mine here
DM it to me.
peak pfp
Rukia, second best girl in Bleach
who's first best girl!
Best taste
But,
ALL WOMEN ARE AWESOME IN BLEACH
TRUE!!!
Bruh there're mean cute girls lol
what
😩🐈⬛🖤🖤
Day 2 of making edits till I become pro !
The only problem is the edit quality but it was a quite fun process
This looks like an impressionist painting of a very angry toad
the word impressionist reminds me of my Polish teachers complaining how we all should know polish painters very well and be good little kids
and some essays on the impact of impressionism on our european culture and identity, b#llsh#t
i mean it's awesome but as a kid why would you be learning this
Doesn’t Jupiter have only one eye
No way he meant it
It's from ages man
Nah it is like that
It's called as the great red spot, it is visible from a far however when you are closer to it there are lots and lots of spirals
Like this
It's just clouds they make many patterned
Oh yeah that red spot is nothing but a storm in those clouds or gas
Got it 🤓
what is this😭
Don't get your finger sucked by the memory-sucking kitty
passive form is used in the japanese version, subject+に+(optionalobject)+られる/れる verb form
so it literally says "every time finger is sucked by cat"
at the end also potential form, omoidasu (to recall) -> omoidasenai (can not recall)
"can recall" would be omoidaseru
also another insight
Twitter is called tsuitaaa in jp
or "X" which is "ekusu"
Exceptional parents/family
Congrata
Hell yeah
that's pretty gay
He's not wrong though, that is pretty scary
my reaction is same as urs when i first saw it
So old
.
ong
.
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hmmm
watched it already
today morning
ate breakfast watching it
had a nice laugh, almost chocked to my death
lmao
Hmu for mouth-to-mouth next time
only for resuscitation purposes 👀
seriously though, good video :p
hopefully will show it to my kids. mixed kids, polish-vietnamese. In 10-20 years. I doubt I will. But maybe I will
same, I don't study vietnamese, asian linguistics stuff is beyond me
Gonna be shocked hard if I ever have kids
never have kids
by fathering them you only ensure they suffer 😔
Antinatalism 🗣️
am gonna just give a thumbs down cuz there are no words how much I disagree lol
But yeah. Kinda yes. Hard to imagine my own future, even harder to imagine a kid's future
lmao
I lowkey agree with them but I don't speak of it much
lol
Thas another good point :p
it's about economics. If I knew I could ensure my family's future, then I would like it. Perhaps
These times shits not certain
you prolly can't predict the vicissitudes of your fortune as a layman
Even if you're economically stable when you beget them
that may change on a dime
the only time I saw beget in my life was in Brave New World, a book from 20th century
the author was considered an unhinged maniac with weird words
Lmfaooo
😭
I just love words man
I might check that book out, I am a logophile afterall
Asian fever rn 
the quote went like "(an adjective) rams beget no lambs"
from that book
it was not unfertile
some kind of a rare word
Oooh
I saw it in a hymn
They referred to Jesus as the 'alone-begotten one'
that was my fifth book in English so I remembered the quote
Lmao I remember a lot of random quotes
I'm no English major dear
I'm a sad nerdy highschooler
Unacceptable, native speaker is considered as an English major
we're not natives

I'm not a native speaker either 
greater than you think
Also, I've met many native speakers at whose linguistic proclamations English majors would faint 
This statement of yours is an absurdity
natives know nothin
Ikr
I must be native


Did she marry him
Damn didn’t expect you to react lmfaooo
You little simp
You summoned me
HAHAHAHAHA
come on he did the right thing
I want to beat both of them with a hammer
Plot twist, she wanted the doggy to doggy her
The excitement comes from past experiences
LMAOOO
Ikr
every (hopefully not every) woman's deepest desires
very hopefully not every
https://t.me/quizeran1bot/quizeran1?startapp=39331452706094611
Please help me guys. Thank you, I just need 9 more...
Ew. Gtfoh
Fr
Lmao
hello, humans, i'm roach.
Nock nock roach get out of my kitchen or pay the kitchen rent
paying kitchen rents is your problem, not mine. and i can't pay it cuz i'm a roach.
yet you can talk and got the internet connection to tell me u can't pay bills? waht is this
bc i'm a diffrent roach, i hacked the human pc that i live with. but i can't pay your bills, sorry, not sorry. 🤷♀️
Dissect you off last year traumatized since then
what.
As you heard
i did not understand you, human.
I cut you off, duh
Nothing
be specific
Yk when researchers cut something off to study I did that for you
you study me?.
Yuk no
Or actually, unfortunately, I did
that's why my mom is missing then.. was it her?..
The bottom line stay away from me I'm slap dangerous for you 🫵 
no, don't
i don't think y'all are supposed to be talking here
is your name carlos by any chance ?
he's my cousin.
yes, i do
he is a legend
do humans like him?..
yes ofc
why can't humans like me too...
I need to kill u .. say goodvye world
you can't.
:countdown:
EZ
What
I didn't get any dms from you, anything wrong?
Okay cool, what did you want to say?
I'd really rather not, have a nice night/day though
hey uhh… just dropped a friend request,
nothing urgent just found something related to what we once talked about
but only if/when you're cool with it
no pressure at all
Nah it's really fine
Appreciated the conversation and all but nope, I'm cool
Hope u have a good day
no worries at all totally respect that
this the one i was talkin about btw
https://youtu.be/833pm2pOhgw?si=OlPp9dFgEJHV5EwT
watch whenever or not just wanted to share it once, that’s all
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Ughhh
Miku's Destruction
About time men realize their value and women put in some effort to get men 
Evill
Lmao
That's....Kinda sweet tbh, what a loving gf
I hope you will one day meet someone like that 
I hope you shall meet someone like that as well 
hello, humans. i'm roach.
Oh yeah...my roach buddy I'm sorry, I might've accidently dissected your cousin on thurday back in my classroom
I think his name was larry or something.
i saw it, he wasn't related to me. but, please, don't kill our kind again.
Hey! it wasn't me, it was one of my friends, that dude was huge and he got no-scoped by a pen pouch
okay, but tell him to be more carefull next time.
alright.
good.
Hi handsome
I'm scared. You 100% gonna use teeth
Why can I feel it?
I have them in my forest
beavers. we call them bobry
Unfortunately they don't suck d#xk
are you looking for a female or male human? human.
which human r u talking to rn?
there's 3 of us.
black cat.
One of my most favourite memes
I didn't laugh
My today's meme : ||my life||
We should get these guys to The English Hub as soon as possible gang

Only need 1 bullet to fix that
J*b
Scariest shit I ever seen
e*ployment!!
yo chat did sun tzu really say that 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
- sun tzu, the art of memes
The power of color.
drip 🔥
That's true dude . But I don't care if people knowledge if I watch porn or anything else.
I'm my historic browser don't have anything ilegal
So lol.
Do worry
Then they'll prolly say: look's like you're offline reconnect to send messages.
😔 just hoping she doesn't say JPEG
Wish this was true for getting laid off and exam's seems to me like they're in the 10%
I feel personally attacked
BUTTERDOG, THE DOG WITH THE BUTTER 🧈
Fr try it it seriously works ( healthy worry though)
Good luck pal

Trees : Wtf
🤣
Lmfao
"Humiliating" indeed! #Native Help!
Whose gender
Yours babe
My gender reveal will just be a 1080p crotch pic
This is very racist and transphobic because some men who identify as women also have pënises
The fact that I look like a man, sound like a man, have male genitals, and all this, doesn't mean that I identify as a male. My pronouns are f#ck/me/daddy. Am innovative cuz I use 3 pronouns instead of 2 like usual
today was a good day I was so distracted by it, thank god, thank you for reminding me
war very reliable
hits differently when the eastern neighbour is currently fighting fiercely
Oh fk sorry I interrupted your messages 😭
it's fine. If you do this then it's fine
If somebody else then it'd be absolutely disgusting
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Would you like to be brothers with me
🚽
We are brothers now
Va te faire visser l’entrefessier

it should stay between us
Final boss of rizzing
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bRomance at peak 
One time i saw a detailed drawing for feiren in the door
And bro it was so detailed like the actual animator drew it
I want to know how much time that guy spent setting in the toilet drawing that thing lol
Peak Comedy
Still more beautiful than half the women out there

The first dude might join the mgtow red pill bs but he'll never go his own way 
The 3.9 star rating is the cherry on top
Back in the day's whenever MFS would have had these weird ass thoughts they'd have not acted out on em and then they grew up but now they'd get these weird thoughts join a forum and then find people like themselves 
guys he has pants on dw
Internet connections us all
no memes today
lmfao you have such a me humour
How's the cat you told me about. The mother one
whooot lmao. I don't remember
what mother cat 😭
The stray one or something. The black one
Ohhhhhhh
she went to the neighbours today apparently
can't find her
she just goes to them and goes back to me
this is 200 IQ because she gets double food
Noooo you deleted the best joke
But it could've gotten me banned
Pls forward me the joke via DMs
Sounds like something that I would genuinely do.
I had a CD of that movie once (back when I used to own a DVD player)
Watched that movie a bunch of time
ohhh damn
I dont get it
I suppose that sharing a universe with MEN is also gae then
youre literally existing alongside them
ew thass gay
you know that if you exist in the same universe as women
then you stare at them sometimes
so you objectify them
Therefore the fact that you exist means you're sexist
dummy
Look's like we're having all the serious heart to heart conversations here
Oh is that how gays think?
😊
😞
plan's good but execution isn't upto the mark
I don't take drugs yk what they say don't consume what you sell
do you mind going through the pain of explaining the meme?
@tawny kraken

cool pronouns bro @tawny kraken
the teacher is asking for Elizabeth to stand up, so the Micheal kid sits still. Because he is not Elizabeth
is that all?
fuck me daddy?
not like you

ok I can
Watch it it's cool
Very gay
lol lmao
if HR was a male dominated field...
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''lol lmao''
I dont get this one too
can you explain it to me lovecrafts' cat
@tawny kraken
it's like
it's like if I had 100 million dollars right
yup
so then I'd buy a lot of gold, put it all into the toilet, sh#t all over it, and then I'd find a poor person and tell them "I got a lot of gold for you but you will need to do a lil bit of digging. Good luck bro"
yeah. I guess I could invite some friends to shit there too so that they can enjoy digging longer
but how does that relate to the original meme @tawny kraken
isnt the story about someone managing a ssmall team
Yeah basically it's like
I don't know I guess imma go shit
tf?
I went to shit
dog extermination?
is that your humor
No its my dad
if mrbeast wasn't family friendly...
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watch this one too
baby
you or me lol. am polish
good
exactly
good
but are you Chinese, did I guess lol
You got french in your description
then how can i be chinese if i have french in my description
you could be white-asian mixed person, there are many chinese in france
well all i can say is that i am not a creepy polish bitch
lmfao
would love to watch 100human vs 1 gorilla
It's harder than Latin names bruh wt is that
do you know what capybaras are?
Ya
I had an exam yesterday with Latin scientific names this word is slap same as one and I js saw it right after it
business opportunity
All the time
Nice
indeed
We need help 
Serious Zenitsu 
cooking fr

It's the right thing to do ethically, morally and I hope one day it's legal as well
He's going to grow up watching himself as a cartoon character lucky him
he is real!!!!!!
idk wtf am i sending him here
It’s for me. The karma is saying that I have too good genes.
We all hope dude
it's not a bug, ✨IT'S A FEATURE ✨
bruh.
We'll let ya cook
Stop spreading racism dude it's already in the highest lvl
Don't press yr luck
so unlucky
best kids movie ever
@long pollen mods won't ban you for posting racist memes today.
I've attached the source in case if you aren't aware
😂
It's not racism if it's true. There are a lot of Indian scammers
Bro he is pakistani so dw ..dgaf to him...
I don't need fucks anyway
I'm good thanks no fucks for me please
Fine...but don't waste them, give them to me instead.
@tawny kraken @open geyser do you guys want some fucks?
I have a bit of excess on me
...🌚
why are you pinging these two
neither is south asian
true
but they are my friends and because of that, I want to share the fucks you gave me with them 
Because my teachers alway taught me
Sharing is Caring 
but i never shared any fucks with you
ok, I took the fucks
because you didn't want any fucks
see, over here.
see, this is the farm where i grow my fucks
seems like my produce is low nowadays : (
well, you shouldn't have wasted the fucks if you didn't have much produce
no my produce has been worse this whole year
||(Can't believe I'm having a whole conversation on fucks)||
if you talk about weird stuff in euphemisms then it wont feel as weird
and I repeat
You shouldn't have wasted the fucks you spoiled brat!
you see this?
this was me last year
but i purchased a little tool for the farm
they call it maturity
the whole produce is fucked now because i overused that product on my crops
@loud drum reply to me else i will look weird all alone
Welp, there's nothing I can do about that
you're the fuck farmer right? Figure something out, I already took the fucks you wasted and I'm keeping them!
Final!
||I used a total of 10 fucks in the conversation (now 11)||
Guys please stop fucking sw**ring 😔
Are you picking up poop
glass head
Is it normal to identify a whole nation as scammers each and every country have
Wt ? Lol
bruhhhh
POV : The more you read, the worse it gets.
fr
11 years age gap 💀☝🏻
😔 he doesn't care about age for him age is just a number
POV : Anything after 12 is lunch
now u r catfishing
ahem interesting
nah they'd know who i am cause of my username i just want people to laugh at me
Fs
You are not in a voice channel
LMFAO
this brother's phone is filled w wild scriptures
Naww definitely not
looks like he spent all his money on the of model now he ain't got no money so he's venting in her inbox.
where "she" came from
@modest bough @acoustic crater
💀💀😭☝🏻
Send em the pic of Lana Rhoades
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same