💻｜memes

[wary dome]

shouldve expected it tbh

[rancid dust]

I was a kid tho

Idk how is my topic even related to Ramadan but nvm
Happy Eid guys

[wary dome]

bro one of my cousins drank detergent thinking it was coke 😭

urs is not that bad

[rancid dust]

Lmaooo

[wary dome]

bro got hospitalized

[wary dome]

happy eid

[loud drum]

And that's why all of my friends who are girls are atleast 10 years older than me

so no problem

also true.

probably muscle memory.

eid mubarak btw.

[naive jacinth]

Lmaao

[loud drum]

"Einstein senpai, I want you to look at this equation."

[rancid dust]

Bro aims at mommies💀 🙏

[loud drum]

oh wait no.....

WHAT HAVE I DONE!?

welp I can't take it back now....

I meant something else but nvm Ig.....

[rancid dust]

It's okay yk people have different preferences

[loud drum]

yeah yeah, Ik and I kind of understand why people aim at mommies Ig

[acoustic crater]

Mommy talk

[acoustic cave]

Casuse nobody ain't in our league

[wary horizon]

Nah they scared from being rejected 🦅 ✨

Nice

[loud drum]

WTF WAS THAT!?

THAT WAS SO GOOD!

[tardy lava]

THANK YOU, I DIDNT EVEN REALISE WHAT HAPPENED 😭😭🙏

[loud drum]

I don't care about the sign

But......

6.95 for a pack of cigerettes is criminal.

[open geyser]

Meme dump

[acoustic cave]

When is midnight and noon so

[open geyser]

What

[acoustic cave]

The meme

Duh

What time are noon and midnight if they aren't at 12 pm n am

[open geyser]

Didn't understand your question

[open geyser]

Noon is 12pm and midnight is 12am

The opposite of the meme

[raven island]

I'm cooking here

[open geyser]

Did you make this

Or did you buy/find this

[loud drum]

The Bastard from the North

[raven island]

I bought it. They have lotr version too

[tawny kraken]

Warsaw before the war used to look like this meme with "if 12 AM..."

[ornate rock]

it REALLY had to add a DEER

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802324594035916812/1352885016375463957/imposter.gif

[raven island]

Take this you freaking loser!

[barren cave]

@alpine trellis padh le gobar

[loud drum]

if you get a Gandalf card, send a pic here alright?

[barren cave]

||repost :/||

[muted viper]

exactly me

[open geyser]

What are these I don't know can you explain me

[tawny kraken]

It's brutal when I recall what this scheme initially portrayed lmfao

[tawny kraken]

You know what's funnier, they're gonna tell you this top guy is "ah he just mid" lmfao

Then you wonder if he's mid then who the f#ck I am, a hamster?

[open geyser]

They'll get a nice taste of reality if they follow this scheme lol

[tawny kraken]

It's always these top rich/top attractive ones who are breaking everyone's hearts and being promiscuous as f## lmao

[acoustic crater]

[wide sable]

oh no

[open geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-skull-emoji-sus-smile-gif-25113334

Snow White x-ray

[open geyser]

Art imitates life

[maiden vessel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkZuVHw8FXc

[wide sable]

"china" 🔥

[open geyser]

Very nice

Okay thanks but I have never seen you so I dunno how you always see me around on Discord freaky freaky

Thanks though

[cloud vigil]

May be it's stalking 😂 😂🤣

[green mango]

https://tenor.com/view/loud-music-speakers-explode-loud-rock-and-roll-gif-16482155

[tawny kraken]

You are so attractive lady

[wary horizon]

Use that

Can't stop studying now

[open geyser]

I love your humor 😔

[loud drum]

I wanna grow up and have nice neighbours like this guy over here

[wary horizon]

Do u need that kind of motivation aswell

[crimson niche]

love me

[loud drum]

Sadly I'm a man so that would be Gay, sorry.

[loud drum]

eh. It would nice tho...

[cloud vigil]

[open geyser]

Why this look 😔

[cloud vigil]

Stalking is not funny!!

[open geyser]

Speaking of

[topaz mango]

damn where you finding these. W monster art

hard to find

[open geyser]

you might hate me for this but I found it on F*cebook

[topaz mango]

that just shows need to increase my game in finding lost art I guess

[loud drum]

FUCKIN SCAMMER

GET LOST!

@digital sluice

delete pls

Thank you!

[raven island]

Lock in guys, we lost 3 months...

[unreal laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/mUl8LNBNa7I
Why is batman so rich thoo

[tawny kraken]

https://youtu.be/wq4k1V1K52g?si=QWIU7bq8XZk6bb4E

@open geyser mate we're makin food

Mr piggy does not want to cooperate

But that's fine

I don't mind a little bit of playful resistance

[tawny kraken]

https://youtu.be/A7waJga9Zdk?si=O4KnCrOTaSiO-Bjv

@open geyser morning routine influencers show you is all fake

This shit, yes, this, is THE REAL morning routine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AXFhTXSLjco

And this one is peak comedy

[loud drum]

Incredible!

[wary horizon]

Damn

[barren jolt]

[open geyser]

damn he sounds just like my favorite metal singer

[open geyser]

damn she left the dog 🥶

[acoustic cave]

HAHA

[empty pawn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/974544884440633378/1357341456108359832/IMG_4522.png?ex=67efda3d&is=67ee88bd&hm=e7dc02649d3a90553ca991ab8e81905e1ebb36306beb57028afc1b3712284d51&

[cloud vigil]

So true

[earnest tide]

Gets me everytime

[tawny kraken]

Give em a swift kick in their @$$ here and there

If they feelin naughty get a taser for em

Strike at times

[tawny kraken]

https://youtu.be/6zbsUtQL4nY?si=OIZkW0sg8Ai4XO3_

@open geyser baby wake up I got a cookie for u

I'll teach you that here in pl there is a word "świnko", this means "you piggy", but it's used by people in love lol

[open geyser]

Tak tak moja swinka

[tawny kraken]

You knew this?

[open geyser]

I just goog'd it

[tawny kraken]

ah

it should be tak tak moja świnko

not świnka

but fine

lmfao

[open geyser]

Damn. Google translate bastard

What's the difference

[tawny kraken]

grammar mistake

świnka is used when you just say "this is ..." and stuff, but świnko is conjugated to be used in contexts like "you..." (referring to others with a noun)

[open geyser]

Damn

[tawny kraken]

grammar cases make shit overcomplicated

[open geyser]

This is me just the other day but with a sandwich

[open geyser]

Gonna use this on some Polish swinkos

[tawny kraken]

świnki in this case, irregular plural form

lmfaoooo

am so glad I don't have to study my own language, I'd lose my mind

[tawny kraken]

if you're curious then all forms from "świnka" so "a piggy", that I can recall right now from my head, would be like świnka śwince świnką świnko świnki świnkami świnkom

every single one for a different context

• the phonetic difference between "świnką" (=with a piggy) and "świnkom" (=to piggies) is very slight, I think only natives would hear this

[open geyser]

I remember the ą sound sounds like oong in Vietnamese. Which is different from om

But who knows how natives actually pronounce ą lol

[tawny kraken]

Maybe that's random but I wanna boast about this. I bought 0,5kg of apples, should've payed like 6 PLN, but managed to pay only 2 PLN. You know, in shops we got self-checkout registers, and you choose which fruit you took without verification what, it verifies only the weight. So I chose ones that were on a discount, but took ones that were not

F#ck I love deceiving capitalism

So satisfying

[loud drum]

I know you can't see this message but isn't that just stealing?

Petition for @tawny kraken to Unblock me:

I apologise for all my crimes and I'll never do them again....

Also pretty please

[tawny kraken]

you were actually not blocked, a few days after I did it I unblocked you lmao

[loud drum]

Wat.

lies.

I couldn't react to any of your messages

[tawny kraken]

No. I paid for cheap despite taking not cheap. That's working against capitalism 🪓💣🔪🥰

[loud drum]

I see....

welp whatever you say

it was just a few apples.

[tawny kraken]

Yes. Small happiness and a giant fight against the system

[open geyser]

We love crimes

[tawny kraken]

First a few apples on a discount that I don't deserve. Later abolishing huge corporate culture and underpayment. And later overthrowing the white house in the US, the Kremlin in Russia, the Beijing palace in China

Then free, or very affordable, housing, for everyone

Stopping politics corruption and spending their accumulated wealth on public healthcare, for everyone

Make the world a happier place

Small actions mean a lot

[loud drum]

I think Discord was probably glitched and that unblock didn't register until you replied to me ._.

[loud drum]

That I can agree with

[loud drum]

A start for a new age of renaissance

[tawny kraken]

Yes

[hardy sparrow]

is that the vocative case?

[tawny kraken]

No idea, am a native. I don't know the names of the cases, I just feel them

[hardy sparrow]

i think it is, because there was the same thing before in russian language

the form of word usually ending to -o or -e used when addressing someone

[tawny kraken]

Russians are related to us, sometimes I can guess a lot of spoken Russian, but am oftentimes inaccurate (there are many words sounding the same but having totally different meanings). You must be right I guess

[hardy sparrow]

also for me with polish :)

[tawny kraken]

the funniest thing about the russian language is that it feels as if it was created to troll polish, and polish feels as if it was created to troll russian

[hardy sparrow]

:D

[acoustic cave]

What does it mean

[loud drum]

idk, I was wondering the same thing ._.

[loud drum]

Hate to be this kind of guy but....

it's You're Killing it

[cerulean plover]

W daily

[tawny kraken]

So much pleasure to be a doc

[wary horizon]

My cat needs that aswell

[wary horizon]

It's probably a message to the pharmacy

[earnest tide]

Probably

[wary horizon]

[earnest tide]

I'd be mad if they leave a dirty spot 😭😭

[wary horizon]

I think I got my priorities right

[woven merlin]

Pineapple Attack

https://youtu.be/EbetD2LMbeQ?si=1TI3nUYzsOfqJQ7_

[wary horizon]

I wonder what is it telling them

[modern escarp]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SmySZKkwQFc?si=XfgzPZMEu4BfSbJg

[earnest tide]

Is that ratatouille the chef or the dancing rat

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-dance-rat-dancing-dancing-rat-rat-meme-gif-3622264942702409636

[cloud vigil]

Gaslighting the cat no way

[wary horizon]

A random rat

[open geyser]

@tawny kraken

Can't believe I'm able to read metal band names now

[tawny kraken]

bruh am done with this life, just spent like two hours trying to explain how internet works to my father, ended up in an argument and being shouted at lmao. so f#ckin done with this old man

every weekend is a really difficult patience test

[tawny kraken]

metal screaming is reflecting my feelings for sure

[loud drum]

Infant annailator?

[tawny kraken]

infant atrocities

nah jk I got no clue

[open geyser]

Close. Infant Annihilator

[open geyser]

lmao what did you talk about Internet

[barren cave]

media

is fake

[tawny kraken]

He wanted to get some for himself. So he made me explain shit

So I did. He understood nothing and just got pissed off because he couldn't understand lmao

[loud drum]

@digital sluice gettem outta here!

[tawny kraken]

he's the typa guy who would randomly get pissed off and start screaming shut up am older you know nothing

Absolutely impossible to kind of, talk, to such a person

[cold sand]

Watch death parade sire...

[tawny kraken]

actually not fake

[distant maple]

We being hostage in the class with this one 🔥🔥
the post is from Reddit

[open geyser]

Maybe I will be anti-mommy goth gf next

[tawny kraken]

Ho Chi Minh staring deep into your soul

@open geyser read before they ban me

[distant maple]

Lord have mercy 😇

[open geyser]

Need someone to feel this way about me

[distant maple]

Bruh send in DM bro

[open geyser]

Or someone for me to feel this way about

[tawny kraken]

DMs are for geopolitical rants

[open geyser]

Calm. It's not even freaky

[tawny kraken]

lmfaooo

[distant maple]

._.

[tawny kraken]

Yes beautiful

But that's a great meme

I actually made it myself

That's why it's so great and schizo

[open geyser]

Damn you really have youtuber potential

[tawny kraken]

Yeah am properly f#### up

Best YouTuber ever

[open geyser]

This is going into my prized schizo meme gallery

[tawny kraken]

Amazing. I created it at 1 AM today

After reading my daily dose of north Korean news

Kim tested new guns yesterday. And his sister told the west to f#ck off. Nothing new

[tawny kraken]

This schizo face is actually a random person's drawing from reddit

Pencil drawing. For real. They wrote that they drew this while having a panic attack and being off meds

I took a screenshot and pasted it into a meme

And it fits just so well. It fits almost as good as rice and 12 year old girls together

[shell peak]

I share some French music here ^^ Telle me what do you like ^^

5 FR songs if u're sad ! (1st ever video editing)
https://youtu.be/pc9nAj-kHHg

[loud drum]

DAMN

[loud drum]

good thing I read it before it got deleted

[loud drum]

You did!?

This is the most.....Enthusiastic meme I've ever seen

actually ngl, it was very well written.

[tawny kraken]

Yeah I made it

In the middle of the night

While being slightly sleep-deprived

[acoustic cave]

I don't understand

[alpine trellis]

There is one funny advertisement in Indian television so you perhaps wouldn't understand.🥲

[tawny kraken]

@open geyser 🥵🥵

[loud drum]

Jumpscared me for a sec.

[wary arch]

damn 💀

[barren cave]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIGWphnJj-f/?igsh=MWZxNzZodGtibHgzNg==

[brisk cradle]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DH49wgUOyhy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

[cold sand]

[barren cave]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDrQUAOP47U/?igsh=MTFsZW02ZnN5NjV3ZA==

[knotty topaz]

i want 11sec of my life back

[turbid eagle]

💀

[open geyser]

He's been feeling this way since the day he was born

[open geyser]

Filling my wardrobe with funeral-core drip now

[open geyser]

True

[open geyser]

Bro has a type

[loud drum]

I mean.....same? Ig

[open geyser]

Which one are you

[cold sand]

INTP...Though It's basically like infp

[open geyser]

Fake INTP. I'm an INTP and I would never say that about myself. I'm INTP purist

[cold sand]

[cold sand]

That's Totally me!

[open geyser]

Just date a blind girl

Life is literally so easy

[cold sand]

Bruh! I got a better Idea...Look at this!

[open geyser]

I laughed so hard I forgot to swallow my saliva

@tawny kraken you should definitely watch the meme above

[cold sand]

I can try it on you!

[tawny kraken]

lmfaooo

[open geyser]

I'm dumb so I'll prolly say something like "send pics" or "hell yeah"

[cold sand]

Nuh! Why Would You wanna see me kiss myself!

[tawny kraken]

This true, this guy is unpredictable, he made me send 2 naked photos today

[cold sand]

Or love myself!

[cold sand]

💀

What?

[open geyser]

Shhhhhh

[tawny kraken]

And he can't even count

It's like mot hai ba bon nam, not like mot nam

Clearly not eligible for working for North Korean spies in Vietnam

[cold sand]

He?

[open geyser]

Man forgot his pills again. Ignore him

[tawny kraken]

I love you mommy

[open geyser]

Good boy

[open geyser]

What is this supposed to mean 💀

[tawny kraken]

Sēx

[tawny kraken]

I talked to Kinh Duong Vuong and he told me you have a nice d#ck

Inherited it from him directly

I demand proof

🥵

[open geyser]

This is the most random knowledge ever. I didn't even know he was a guy lmfao

[tawny kraken]

No i mean he was a guy cuz he had a kid with a goddess

[cold sand]

[tawny kraken]

There is like a

Temple

[cold sand]

You guys are freaky!

[tawny kraken]

To him

[cold sand]

More than me!

[tawny kraken]

In one of vietnamese provinces

Somewhere in central

vn

[tawny kraken]

I've got a even weirder one: when Poland was occupied by Soviet Union, Soviet Union almost forced Poland to send polish troops to help Ho Chi Minh fight americans

[open geyser]

You know more about my country's legends than me 😔

[tawny kraken]

and bro there were literal massacres conducted by south korean troops in vietnamese countryside

cuz they worked for americans

and started committing genocides against vietnam during the war, purged some vietnamese towns

And also

[tawny kraken]

During the french occupation

There were vietnamese oppositionists who decided to send vietnamese students to Japan

So that they

learn from Japan how to combat french

Japan didn't combat French, but they believed japanese will know more

[tawny kraken]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Đông_Du

literally japan-trained vietnamese assassins against the french

when they gathered these they probably told them "yo guys you wanna eat a lot of sushi for free and see real katanas? then we can ship your asses to Japan, will be cool, we promise"

and they also hid it from everyone

[open geyser]

This reminds me of "you is the because"

[tawny kraken]

that they send someone's ass all the fucking way to japan

[cold sand]

WHAT?

[tawny kraken]

Kim if I were you I'd regret that I wasn't alive at the time, I'd get free sushi and free assassin training. I would be like in all these cool games

And I'd know how to kick out these damn europeans

[acoustic crater]

😠

[cold sand]

Yes...You're..

[tawny kraken]

@open geyser average asian kid, you probably wore such shirts too, when you were his age. Asian culture

[open geyser]

relatable kid though

[tawny kraken]

lmfao

[tawny kraken]

The funniest shit is that I read japanese despite being white, so whenever I see Europeans wearing shirts with japanese, I laugh at them

Cuz it's often shit like

REFRIGERATOR

in big Chinese characters

This works but sometimes it doesn't, I don't know everything, after all. My powers are limited

[tawny kraken]

Love her ♥️🥵

[open geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE10t-dGhGQ

[tawny kraken]

Not funny, just spent half a minute on guessing meanings of characters disappearing in front of my eyes

Alright. Maybe I am the joke

This would be funny indeed

🥵

https://youtu.be/3xCvssRl2Cw?si=ZbeNdx5fwNezlGE_

@open geyser bro somebody put vietnamese music over this clip cuz they f#cked it up and thought it's chinese

Yeah, if I recognize it correctly, they put "See Tinh" there

from Hoang Thuy Linh

bruuuuuh what a disgrace, that's not chinese

the author of the clip is a disgrace

[open geyser]

I guess it's a popular song in both Vietnam and China so understandable lol

[open geyser]

I didn't know they still had the clip audios on and I thought I was schizo hearing voices besides the song wtf

government psyop

[tawny kraken]

It's a popular song in my head

[open geyser]

when she hits you with the uay uay uay uay

[tawny kraken]

It makes me imagine an alternative timeline when am asian and I complain about white tourists, eating a lot of seafood and tropical fruits

[open geyser]

is that what you think of Asian life lol

you eat more rice than any other food. I only eat seafood if I eat hotpot or go to the beach (never)

but but but

shrimp steamed in a coconut

this shit absolutely slaps

you eat it once you never gonna eat shrimp any other way again

[tawny kraken]

Lmfao not really. Am pretty sure you just eat rice all the time and that's the most important thing in being asian

[loud drum]

eh. ever tried sour mango and shrimp curry made in the south indian way?

[loud drum]

Amen to that.

[open geyser]

yeah. I went to a BBQ place the other day. Usually you only eat meat to get your money's worth, and never order rice because it makes you full (so you waste money). But not eating rice made me feel sick so I had to order some lmao

[open geyser]

I must eat this right now right now

haven't eaten Indian for a while. Maybe I will go see my fav Indian chef next time I go out to eat

to eat his food. Not him

of course

[loud drum]

Phew!

[tawny kraken]

Get his wife and eat her out

[loud drum]

was worried for a sec

[open geyser]

you scaring the normal people

[tawny kraken]

Not eating rice made you sick

[loud drum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgK-nT8beco

[tawny kraken]

It sounds like me buying a kilogram of apples and eating them as my only breakfast

[loud drum]

a tutorial (if you know how to cook)

[tawny kraken]

cuz polish apples are the best in the world and that's pure facts 🇵🇱🇵🇱🥵🥵

[tawny kraken]

And no, I think you also host org#es, regularly

Is this true?

And if it's not, would you be up for some?

[open geyser]

hmmmm ingredients look simple enough but I dunno if any kind of curry powder will do. I'll try making this when I have a day off

tutorial's simple enough so I think I'll be fine. But I'm 100% sure the taste won't be correct lol because I dunno how to add spices correctly

[open geyser]

bro made all the doctors in a 100km radius terrified of him

[open geyser]

only rich people do that. I'm rich too but not that rich. Maybe when I have 1 more digit in my bank account

[tawny kraken]

An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Me: whole fucking kilogram of apples at once every once in a while

[open geyser]

1 kilogram of apples completely vaporizes the doctor

[tawny kraken]

I can send you something that's gonna make you extremely angry

Like, in 5 seconds, you'd turn into a ferocious beast

And sh#t yourself

Done

[unreal laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/LWSkrYN1cH0
Anyone rooted for the poison apple

[sinful schooner]

I think i might need suggestion

[green mango]

@sinful schooner @sinful schooner

[sand hawk]

damm i was trying to scroll in the middle of the video 😭

[turbid eagle]

😭

Heres one more

[turbid eagle]

You'll regret the existence of your eyes

[open geyser]

Damn you weren't lying

Please delete this. I died from watching it

[barren cave]

Ayoo wtf 😭😭😭

[barren cave]

Please I have a family

[cold sand]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-aizen-sosuke-sousuke-aizen-kyokasuigetsu-yhwach-gif-27094007

[barren cave]

https://tenor.com/view/disgust-intensifies-rhaenyra-rhaenyra-targaryen-milly-alcock-intensify-gif-12316473180129059631

[cold sand]

https://tenor.com/view/laimu-vtuber-head-pat-limealicious-gif-26391468

[barren cave]

TOUCHED

[cold sand]

[barren cave]

I own the ribbon. You don’t have permission to use that on your pet

[cold sand]

🎀

Nope... it's mine now!

[barren cave]

no

[barren cave]

Mine

[cold sand]

[barren cave]

Apologize and I’ll let u use it

[barren cave]

[cold sand]

Nuh! I'm good...

[barren cave]

Okay do not touch

[cold sand]

🎀

[barren cave]

Thanks man

[cold sand]

🎀

[barren cave]

Touch grass instead

[cold sand]

Nope...

[barren cave]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[barren cave]

bad

[cold sand]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852805796789354496/1355477555968213012/legion_takeover.gif

[barren cave]

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-march-1979-soviet-union-ussr-russia-gif-2560059412887738121

I’m coming for u

[cold sand]

[barren cave]

Haha

@stable arch I feel weird here HELPP

[stable arch]

really babe

[barren cave]

Nah brother

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-i-will-kill-whisper-i-will-cut-you-gif-20241258

[stable arch]

yes sissy

[acoustic cave]

Howw

This kinda hurts as a man

Imagine sth coming out of ur nipples

[green mango]

Literally me

[open geyser]

Lmfao 7W8. I'm a 4w2 myself

INTP 4W2

[earnest tide]

Cutest creatures on this planet

[woven merlin]

[cold sand]

Cats are the best!

[acoustic cave]

Agreed

They r cute no matter what

[green mango]

Haha. I was typed an ENTJ though I'm not sure if I'm one

They said that 7w8 entj don't exist

[open geyser]

I looked up INTP 4W2 and all I saw was 5W6. These guys must be fake

[tawny kraken]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qoPrSFT4m0E?si=3CYY3-978KXHfDtP

[green mango]

Yeah, it's very subjective. Given that entp and entj have entirely different cognitive functions.

[loud drum]

Literally my reaction to it as well

[loud drum]

"Honda, Suzuki, Toyota"

Wow, pretty sure he passed some sort of vibe check or something with that one.

[cold sand]

A Pokemon...

[tawny kraken]

@open geyser baby it's about you

Perfect asian genes

[cold sand]

This is me fr!

[tawny kraken]

Exactly

I am but a tall, handsome, and very wealthy Slavic metal singer

I go "rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaawr!" on the stage and all 14 year old girls are wet as hell

[cold sand]

I'm too attractive...like I saw myself in the mirror and went that's it I'm perfect...

[tawny kraken]

You saw yourself in the mirror and you were such a perfect man that you got wet

[cold sand]

We're self glazing...

[tawny kraken]

Then you discovered that you were a woman all the time, and the man you saw in the mirror was your cousin

Just got wet in front of your cousin. Things about to get messy

[cold sand]

What is this storyline!

[tawny kraken]

🥵

Saw it all in your dreams babe

[cold sand]

[cold sand]

What? Why? How? Where?

[tawny kraken]

Read it in books

[tawny kraken]

Heard it in songs

Gossiped about it

Got a clue about it from the good old grapevine

[cold sand]

😭 👍🏻

[tawny kraken]

The whole town knows

The priest knows too

[cold sand]

I see!

[tawny kraken]

The little birdie told me too

Sang about it

I heard it. Knew it all along

[sinful schooner]

Yes

[barren cave]

EVERYONE VOTE FOR SCARY MOVIE 4 in #🎯｜polls

[vale void]

Hi dear,
I'm dying to be able to communicate and write freely in English.
That's because I'm aiming for a company bid as a developer.
I really hope you guys can help me.

[barren cave]

BLACK CAT I SAW THAT

You’re funny

Now do me a favour and Vote for scary movie 4 (2006) in #🎯｜polls

[tawny kraken]

I deleted that one cuz I didn't wanna be violent

[barren cave]

Lmao

[barren cave]

Vote for scary movie 4 (2006) in #🎯｜polls

[tawny kraken]

Maybe I will

Maybe I won't

[acoustic cave]

65000 followers in TikTok?

[turbid eagle]

Want more memes like that??

[turbid eagle]

I dont lie lol

Mewing Final Boss

Contact me for shitposting

[barren cave]

My reels tryna tell me something

[barren cave]

Hmm

[dusk prism]

Relatable 😂

[tawny kraken]

https://youtu.be/T4tQSkZ5u5s?si=g3fyKXA7mr8YWb-r

@open geyser gold

for god's sake that's exactly what people behave like on the internet

that's why I don't read too much shit anymore, and watch/read only what I want, not what algorithms or comments tell me

[tawny kraken]

I've grown picky, algorithms of YouTube and all these things are hopeless already, to avoid toxicity one literally needs to handpick

[rancid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/must-unsee-spongebob-washing-eyes-cant-look-gif-14237119

[barren cave]

yeah but not posting anymore

got lazy and deactivated my acc

[arctic ether]

sad

[tawny kraken]

@open geyser let's create a cult

We gonna have cool uniforms

That's the most crucial part

I'd like to imagine these guys just went like "alright bro u took the photo? send my ex, now guys let's take these rags off and go back to playing GTA"

[open geyser]

Lmfao why was the message deleted

[open geyser]

Lmfao this guy is great. The videos of him playing the people you meet in an office/job. Extremely accurate

[open geyser]

Reminds me of this scene lol (I know what was here before it was deleted)
https://youtu.be/iKQY_32T7AU?si=-CA_NXcs8NFTvjBJ

The uniform will be leather straps and nothing else

[tawny kraken]

there was a screenshot from one YouTube channel who made a vid about cults

and it portrayed a whole crowd of people dressed as ghosts

[open geyser]

Sad

Why they racist against ghosts and wizards

I wanna be a wizard

White wizard. As in white magic wizard

[open geyser]

I just realized I can never be a ghost like you 😔 you gweilo

[tawny kraken]

Lmfao

Am just a ghost you know. I didn't choose this fate

[tawny kraken]

You gotta get plastic surgeries and do heavy make up like these white girls who want to become asians

[tawny kraken]

@open geyser

[open geyser]

Lmfao just yesterday I saw a guy called a girl "bro" and she got so mad

Like damn man relax

[tawny kraken]

Hmm my intuition wants to call them this

But it feels kinda odd

So I just use you or their name

In polish using their name feels more natural than in english

[old dock]

Hi sexy always works

[hollow stirrup]

I'm okay to walk in the streets wearing the clothes on the left

[loud drum]

Plague doctors are pog.

can't believe they nerfed doctors.

[cloud vigil]

Where'd she go

[loud drum]

lol

[open geyser]

He became a dog

[finite rose]

Real

[finite rose]

saved

[open geyser]

Me when I see you

You make me ooga booga hmghhh,.,.

[finite rose]

Bro..... you had never seen me

[tawny kraken]

Am jealous

[open geyser]

I see you in my dreams.

[muted viper]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-gif-13669406505701813608

[tawny kraken]

Lovely

[loud drum]

WHY IS THERE SO MANY COKES!?

[tawny kraken]

They want you to be a very healthy human being

Therefore they give you so much coca cola

Don't worry I am sure you're gonna get a six pack just by drinking them all

Actually an eight-pack, since there are eight. So if you don't like being very muscular then drink only six for this usual casual sixpack

[loud drum]

Damn, Duly noted.

[tawny kraken]

I tried it before so that's how I know

I got diarrhea, it came with my new sixpack

But it was worth it. I shitted only like, half a kidney

[cloud vigil]

Hey that's racist

[acoustic cave]

Most normal American:

[open geyser]

my life flashing before my eyes, at the end of my life, before getting one last look at my dog

[rancid dust]

Lmao hahahaha

[tawny kraken]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qakFtlp2sEA?si=Qy-yinSeMpzpBJ3m

The title doesn't matter

The content does

Lmfao. This is gonna f#ck with your brain

[open geyser]

I know next to nothing about these two countries so maybe the joke didn't hit me, but it was still kinda funny lol

[tawny kraken]

https://youtube.com/shorts/g6ehy3Ldll4?si=zkvkKmRiHBVO8nZZ

[open geyser]

Lmfao

[wary horizon]

|| dad wasn't so happy about the news tho ||

[barren cave]

[naive jacinth]

Guess who ?

[civic swallow]

🙏😭

[delicate peak]

Manga

[open geyser]

I'm gonna get muted again

[civic swallow]

what the hell dude

[open geyser]

Yeah

[open geyser]

I'm French and I understood it perfectly

[latent frigate]

Mods ☝🏿 this one

[open geyser]

Shhhhh

[latent frigate]

Sssssssssssssshhhhhhh

[open geyser]

You shh. Shh

[latent frigate]

🤫

Sorry qt

[open geyser]

But it'd be pretty funny if I get muted

Mods come take a look at me

[latent frigate]

,naah for this s*** mute 🔕 damn

[delicate peak]

what does it say?

[latent frigate]

Can we say c word and n word ? Here

[open geyser]

If you're brave then yes

[open geyser]

Avoid pouring on crotch area

[acoustic cave]

Can you suggest some animes in this genre ?

[open geyser]

Bro...?

||Kiss x Sis||

[acoustic cave]

Thanks

[open geyser]

FBI hello

[tawny kraken]

Lmfao the irony

[tawny kraken]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3xUUMbympgo?si=tZMzvEN06tFpXvSm

[open geyser]

Me destroying all nature after realising the girl that i'm obsessed over doesn't want me

Related

[delicate peak]

You'll find another girl more quickly

[tawny kraken]

He's a multibillionaire

[open geyser]

Me destroying all girls after realising the girl that i'm obsessed over cannot physically exist

[tawny kraken]

I love his money so much

[open geyser]

[delicate peak]

Your majesty, are you talking about an anime wifu?

[open geyser]

One of them is an anime waifu

[tawny kraken]

Me destroying all girls after nature left me on seen

[delicate peak]

🙆🏻‍♂️

[delicate peak]

Sheesh! how many do you desire?

[open geyser]

20

Men, women, monsters, whatever

[tawny kraken]

this means south btw

the kanji he has

[delicate peak]

what's a kanji?

[tawny kraken]

Secret knowledge

Only for real nerds

[delicate peak]

namu ami da butsu 🙏🏻

[loud drum]

I mean....no?

[loud drum]

understood it perfectly.

and I speak neither languages

[tawny kraken]

If you are curious, then german there is not Hochdeutsch (the widest spoken German dialect)

German on the meme is some sort of a less spoken dialect

It makes me very uncomfortable with the way these words look like, standard german doesn't look exactly this way

especially "ze", my intuition tells me standard german would be "zu"

but no idea what dialect this is. Maybe swiss german. Maybe whatever else

Can't analyze the french there cuz I speak no french at all

I even thought that the German one could actually be Dutch, but it can not since it uses real German words like Haut (means skin)

[sudden aspen]

https://x.com/theanglishtimes/status/1911415300492239005

The Anglish Times (@theanglishtimes) on X

X · Apr 13, 2025, 1:44 PM

[fierce fox]

Litteraly me

[distant maple]

I'm E-mail:)

[wary horizon]

Fr 😭

Why tf is it ""www.lllyoutube.com"" ?¿¿??¿??

[glacial heart]

Dude (O_o)??

[open geyser]

Feeling kinda 1 or maybe 5

[tawny kraken]

Bro am a schizo, so "can control any toaster with your mind" means I can randomly make toaster noises in people's houses so that they freak out during the night

Imma wait for people and randomly make their toasters go PEEEEEP PEEEP the exact moment they walk around their house naked

during the night

[fierce fox]

MDERRRRRRR

[tawny kraken]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xLgjr-Rv-6A?si=NK1dEaZVngWEJN6M

[acoustic cave]

Why was bro so damn cute in 1969

[open geyser]

You have the wildest imagination. But so do I. Teleport up to 7 inches away

Now I can break into any house

[unreal laurel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/nltHmZzddrk
Wish me luck gaiss imma skip school tomorrow tooo AHAHA

[acoustic crater]

Wish you a very good luck to Get caught tomorrow buddy

[distant maple]

Call of lubing: infinite warfare XD

[hard cove]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-2723557039442379759

[fierce fox]

Real

[vapid swan]

hello every one am new in this server am study to pass my exam am here for friendship and business partnership Dm me for more thing we can be friend

[loud drum]

AMERICA!! 🗣️ 🗣️ 🦅 🇺🇸

[barren cave]

Oops

[feral eagle]

[naive jacinth]

Belongs to ancestors

[barren cave]

Super spamming agreement

[loud drum]

Ew.

[wide sable]

i wish i were a black

i want a role

[open geyser]

Business and finance majors, what are your thoughts

@tawny kraken

[tawny kraken]

gold/properties

properties are tricky cuz first somebody would have to have enough to actually buy this

and gold is never really growing rapidly, it's always a small growth. But it protects the money from inflation cuz gold keeps the value/raises it, while value of the money itself falls down

also depends on the country's policies cuz if you store a lot of physical gold, and then sell, expecting to receive a bank transfer to your account, then does the tax office detect it and then investigate you? lmao

I'd imagine they'd be very concerned if somebody suddenly got a $1mln transfer out of nowhere

[barren cave]

A very dark person

[naive jacinth]

My gf .... forever ❤️

[woven merlin]

Gft

[acoustic crater]

Bud I think you shouldn't be posting something like this here, isn't this a meme channel

[loud drum]

it's....ChatGPT

[acoustic crater]

So she's cheating on me

[loud drum]

Oh dam, didn't know you guys were dating....I'm sorry for you mate.

[loud drum]

The Fact That I could distinguish that the top one was Instagram and the bottom one was whatsapp seems incredible to me.

[wary horizon]

I kinda miss that kid ngl

[opaque basin]

what a bad meme

delete the account

[delicate peak]

what's bad here?

[delicate peak]

When you tryna sneeze but ya nose playing games

[viral current]

Mombino.

[barren cave]

https://tenor.com/view/money-make-it-rain-dinero-plata-penger-gif-6624694125570775112

[barren cave]

What is this

[cloud vigil]

Delete this

[woven merlin]

Why

[delicate peak]

@steep oxide is that you 😂

[sly igloo]

i'm think i going to play chess =))

[delicate peak]

Go on

[sly igloo]

not now , bro

🛌 it's time to sleep

[steep oxide]

Hell nooo 😭😭😭

[fossil imp]

no memes today :
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DF-w8nZviCN/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==

[acoustic cave]

Omg it's 3 faces

[sonic chasm]

can someon explain the ''ballerina capuccina'' meme to me pls

[long pollen]

owo level

[acoustic crater]

[barren cave]

Bro wth is this

[native olive]

meme brainrot , i think u know it🐧

[barren cave]

Yeah ik 😭

[native olive]

aushiet, u know too much

[delicate peak]

Therapist: "So the problem is that you fall in love easily"?
Me: " Yes my love"

[sly igloo]

Cry

[earnest tide]

me yesterday on Facebook if I didn't find it I wouldn't sleep

[sly igloo]

For money and my life

[delicate peak]

only for kebab

[barren cave]

I'm sorry

[rocky cloud]

He is impersonating me

[elfin sequoia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGc3zFOFI-s

[acoustic cave]

That's actually clever marketing technice

[open geyser]

It's so simple. Answer is D

[terse saffron]

A

[acoustic crater]

None of the above

[earnest tide]

I think it's B

[acoustic crater]

you are all talking about cup sizes, you crazy bastards

[loud drum]

I'm going with the Obvious answer, 21.

[loud drum]

Oh yeah...I need to buy some cups

will be back in a moment.

[barren cave]

Lol

[open geyser]

I love double Ds

[acoustic crater]

Alright I don't actually know how cup sizes work, i Wish to remain innocent, I assume that is the size you want the milk to be delivered in

Wait tf

Double Ds? There are single Ones too?

What the hell

[loud drum]

I'm too innocent for these jokes.

I don't get them at all...

[acoustic crater]

I ain't trusting that, this is coming from a guy who grinds anime

[loud drum]

I genuinely didn't know about cup sizes until like 2 years ago.

[acoustic crater]

i still don't know, btw how did you get to know, by anime or some dudes educating you seriously

[rocky cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/question-mark-question-soru-işareti-wtf-what-gif-20450377

[rocky cloud]

https://youtu.be/-BAZLSJ87Vo?si=Kay0DDOYQ_F0TLGF

I love this song

[placid finch]

[indigo sparrow]

https://youtu.be/lrTgc7ulDic?si=N4HA3jZplH7IjS6y

[earnest tide]

It's so Lovelyyyy

[naive jacinth]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIHMKrUtkbV/?igsh=MXQ1bGx2M2N3dW1maA==

_andrew_ciao

#fypシ゚ #instagram #viralreels @andr_ew1413 naah bro didn't understand

Likes

412329

Instagram

[barren cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852805796789354496/1364927793376530523/Engrish_hubbruh_bruh_bruh.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852805796789354496/1364928757185380384/Engrish_hubbruh_bruh_bruh_bruh.gif

[grizzled wadi]

https://www.instagram.com/agentofchaos01_/reel/C_svNfcutFI/

[tawny kraken]

泉 is the first one I see, 自 ("self") + 水 ("water")

"a fountain"

izumi

@open geyser do you see "QT" there? It's about you cutie

[open geyser]

Do you see "gay" at the bottom left?

[tawny kraken]

Yes but it's not about me

[open geyser]

Yeah. It's about me. For you

[tawny kraken]

Thank you so much

[loud drum]

I found like 5-6 Gays in there

and counting.

[amber turtle]

what's the song name 😮

[open geyser]

You know what that means

[delicate peak]

Sushi don't lie

[barren cave]

BAY HAI CHI BAI

[loud drum]

Uhh....Double it and give to the next person.

[lethal holly]

Hi everyone! I'm looking for an English-speaking partner to practice with. Would anyone be interested in practicing together?

[acoustic cave]

I don't get how this is funny

[delicate peak]

I guess it wasn't made for you

[acoustic crater]

[barren cave]

I AM STUDYING THE FUCK OUT AMERICAN HISTORY. MOSTLY ABOUT THE AMERICAN DREAM - I FUCKED WITH THE AMERICAN DREAM. The American Dream and I had the most fantastic sexual intercourse of generations - bending space and time - over coming the principles of physics. Now she is laying next to me - whispering about how the phrase Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness from the Declaration of Independence makes her hard and wet. - Quote of @barren cave from like 10 minutes ago. Please save my brain from rotten eggs.

[loud drum]

Genuinely...What in the actual fuck.

[wary horizon]

I sure Dream is proud of his kid** American **
And a fantastic bending of **Space **and Time
That would be a diff type of a scientific relationship
but who cares, **aslong yall happy together 🦅 🦅 🦅 🦅 **

[barren cave]

Ikr, I am concerned too 😭😭 ...

[barren cave]

Finally someone who matches my freak.

[wary horizon]

Na uh
Am just an average over thinker

[barren cave]

Still we in the same boat brother.

[wary horizon]

Not because we on the same boat so we are the same
Maybe I took the wrong boat to the wrong destination
Or maybe am the captain and you are a worker or a passenger

[barren cave]

Nu uhhhh.
I am the frikin boat.

[wary horizon]

Boats don't use discord

[barren cave]

Well this one does - so suck on your breakfast eggs.

[sudden aspen]

https://x.com/theanglishtimes/status/1915878265127907384

The Anglish Times (@theanglishtimes) on X

Everyone at the Tower of Babel thought one universal language was ugly, so they made up their own languages to be cool and exclusive.

X · Apr 25, 2025, 9:19 PM

[misty pewter]

What is she looking for
Organ donation?

[open geyser]

Yeah. "Donation"

[misty pewter]

[tawny kraken]

bruh somebody spelled London in Cyrillic

cursed af

Лондон

[open geyser]

@arctic ether you might enjoy this meme

[arctic ether]

Lmfao 😭

[arctic ether]

Check this one out. It's probably my fav

[open geyser]

I got it. After googling. Of course

[tawny kraken]

ein Stein, yeah

indefinite article in german

ein/eine/einem/einen/einer/eines

with der/die/das/dem/den/des as definite articles, but these just don't match the meme anyway

[arctic ether]

Isn't it amazing! One-stone one stone one stone 😭 😭

[tawny kraken]

it does not necessarily have to mean one stone

it can be understood as "a stone"

[loud drum]

sus

[finite crag]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tungtung-tungtungtung-sahur-tungtungtungsahur-tungtungsahur-gif-6699270143817937548