💻｜memes

[austere mantle]

joe and Tyson's voice

"unbelievably technically proficient in smashing people"

[covert linden]

https://tenor.com/view/5x-5x30-5-min-5x30-gas-mask-workout-phonk-gif-16978007402709317851

[austere mantle]

Oh god

Me vs brainrot

[covert linden]

[austere mantle]

[stone prairie]

I'm not here for many times, and you are still don't funy boys

[honest girder]

here didn't what you funy is

[stone prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/رونالدو-رونالدو-در-ایران-افسردگی-رونالدو-پرسپولیس-ronaldo-crying-gif-4095660290798859053

nothing...

[honest girder]

[austere mantle]

[stone prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-skull-gif-20895944

[undone yew]

Average Cat fight

[barren cave]

Lmao

[finite rose]

i got no valentine so yeah

[barren cave]

Only idiots celebrate valentine

[finite rose]

Agreed

[stone prairie]

not funny

[steep valve]

Never gets old

[rancid dust]

Fr fr

[rancid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-gif-26265998

[barren cave]

Lmao

[covert linden]

Naahhhh 900K is crazy

[austere mantle]

After all he's the mads mikkelsen

[stone prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-robert-pattinson-the-fortnite-sisters-gif-27601866

[magic umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhivb5i3aIo

[undone yew]

Lmao

[undone yew]

This is me

[wary horizon]

They are the best tho

[wary horizon]

Nah I didn't see that end coming 🤣

[stone prairie]

Still not funny.

[mellow kettle]

Hi guys

[undone yew]

Tail is a singer

[undone yew]

Oh ok

[stone prairie]

I'm sorry Baldwin.

[undone yew]

It's okay

[stone prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/sinan-engin-alyuvar-andonşe-gif-23945927

[acoustic cave]

Why the FUCK did Egypt turn into turkiye

[acoustic cave]

He sings good

[stone prairie]

They were a Ottoman mandate?

syria, and saudi arabia too

[rancid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/meh-idc-i-dont-care-whatever-duh-gif-17873786

[rancid dust]

I agree this time lol

[rancid dust]

Having a flag that look alike the current Turkish one doesn't mean they are

I don't really know but im sure it was way before the ottman empire

It's the oldest country after all

[rancid dust]

He ulted more than he shoot 💀

[loud drum]

Oh dam

new level of roast

[raven island]

We need more of these here

[rancid dust]

@untold pebble

[atomic osprey]

Does anyone here have more servers to practice English?

[covert linden]

💀

[strange fossil]

Rich in money poor in love

[random ravine]

It's Sigma boy 😎😎

[random ravine]

[steep valve]

Yin di zhel fits so perfect

[raven island]

What a chad

[covert linden]

[thorny cargo]

PJSK MENTIONED???🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[stone prairie]

Not funny

[rancid dust]

Solo leveling animators are cooking bro

The fights are crazy like it will probably surpass demon slayer animation

Even the game is so good

[random ravine]

U r gay 😂🤣

[covert linden]

[random ravine]

Plz forgive me 🙏😭
I never say that again 👽

[loud drum]

literally me fr

[acoustic cave]

Real

[random ravine]

What is it

[barren cave]

Hi my name is Cindy I am here to improve my English I want to speak fluent English and make new friends

[idle delta]

Finding the memes that can laughing so loud...please

[stone prairie]

Not funny.

[stone prairie]

Stop

[random ravine]

My screen time nowadays 😭

[zenith steeple]

Omg not just adhd, I have that too

Here comes the parentheses: (I actually don't have adhd, just some aspects that come with adhd as well)

[fierce fox]

Like + I approve + Real

[undone yew]

This is cringe asf

[steep valve]

He's a 🤡

[steep valve]

That's what an adhd would say

[steep valve]

🤜 🤛

[zenith steeple]

Yeah I have some aspects of it that come with my autism flavour, but not the full thing though

[steep valve]

Oh man! How's autism feel like?

[woven merlin]

Riyal?

[rancid dust]

Fr

One piece won't be good if it wasn't long lol

[woven merlin]

Hmm ..

[random ravine]

[covert linden]

Bro😭

[random ravine]

Yo 🤘

[rancid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-crank-dat-gif-19328104

[stone prairie]

Still not funny.

[undone yew]

Post some funny stuff

[stone prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/lewandowski-barcelona-gif-14029382045210818090

[undone yew]

What's the definition of funny

[undone yew]

Lmao

[stone prairie]

Something you can laugh for me

[stone prairie]

Look, like this

[undone yew]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-jinx-arcane-jinx-lol-arcane-arcane-lol-gif-11602994027164969099

[stone prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/ivan-and-nat-gif-27144007

[undone yew]

https://tenor.com/view/teemo-jhin-league-of-legend-모드로나티-티모-gif-18744466

[rocky cloud]

Real

[digital sluice]

?help

[somber lava]

Help

Fun

bonk, say, kiss, slap, kidnap, hug, topic, joinme

Dictionary

define

Utility

help, ping, moveall, viewvivektriggers, afk, setstatus, mv, sendvcselectembed, membercount, queue, removevivektrigger, avatar, viewservermessagetriggers, botinfo, removeservermessagetrigger, addvivektrigger, dm, viewvcbans, addservermessagetrigger

Shorts

veganunban, qunban, tunban, cunban, cban, prunban, prban, tban, qban, veganban

Moderation

warn, mute, vcban, ban, vcunban, modlogs, removepunishment, serverunmute, note

47 total commands. Use ?help [command] to get information on a specific command

[tight hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/zYuzXhvFaIc?feature=share

[weak snow]

That’s why I love the Indians

[zenith steeple]

Personal, I found neither funny

[covert linden]

Me fr

[steep valve]

The real crime incoming, fasten your seatbelt bro

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Ko0WJpebz8?si=1mD--61HcpNC-D04

[hasty pumice]

I understand 🗿

[weak snow]

Good

[rancid dust]

💀 💀 💀

[rancid dust]

I took time to realize lmao

[raven island]

https://tenor.com/view/vito-scaletta-absolute-cinema-this-is-cinema-mafia-2-gif-14781182317356154420

[acoustic light]

May be I can buy it for my colleagues

[random ravine]

Right choice

[rocky cloud]

Two types of men

[acoustic cave]

That's groos

Ew

Unfortunately there are more simps I can see by likes

But it's not that bad the competition is easier for real Men

[rocky cloud]

Many girls would like men like that

I'm seeing more and more girls into weirder shit recently 💀

Also, don't take it too seriously. Most people in the comments section are joking.

[acoustic cave]

Duh bitches

[rocky cloud]

Yo chill

Everyone has their prefrences y'know

[acoustic cave]

It's not healthy

[rocky cloud]

If everything is clean it can be. We normally do more than this with weirder spots in the body 💀

[acoustic cave]

Eh ur right

I forgot that

🙄

I doubt those parts r cleaner

[rocky cloud]

Shit is still weird tho

But I don't like judging people based on that

[white rampart]

@past gale

[unreal olive]

https://youtu.be/cJeSJX9Gj2c?si=erLfVg-5s_ZGq6nb

[loud drum]

even co-pilot couldn't answer this shit

[loud drum]

it just gave me the transcription to this and said,"you're on your own kid"

[covert linden]

Fr

[gray torrent]

he is from pakistan

[weak snow]

Swear that he is from there

[gray torrent]

caumpo kalap

[weak snow]

I don't understand

[gray torrent]

siao ke chaupa te kro

[weak snow]

Stupid I don't speak Hindi 😂

Speak English

[gray torrent]

😭

[rancid dust]

💯 💯

[stray holly]

🤣🤣🤣

[undone light]

$ma

[turbid night]

Basco ta Jolokia

Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger
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[acoustic cave]

Fall out vibes

[rancid dust]

The Japanese commercials again

[ionic venture]

:)

[stray holly]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMkc5QNAe/

[ornate rock]

PS5 update: now has the ability to create a 5 kilohertz sound that is able to make indecisive people decide immediately, and is also fitted with the ability to fast forward into the future

[alpine sun]

#1342563973672730737 message

[steel elk]

oh god

[wary horizon]

I still remember this days

[steep valve]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qdKwJLgibjI?si=s009gV7dTZAfZvwX

[wary horizon]

[barren cave]

@digital sluice

[stray holly]

Bruh 💀💀💀

[random ravine]

I killed those ||fucking|| mosquitos

[wary horizon]

They might hunt u in your sleep

[rancid dust]

Now WHY DOES THIS MOSQUITO HAVE A HUGE 🍆

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-meme-gif-5664530201646076433

[random ravine]

[rancid dust]

Lmao she took it personal

Okay ma'am let's see when it happens 😂

[wary horizon]

Well u still need food in war no ?

[wary horizon]

Didn't notice wtf

[rancid dust]

Im living alone anyway soooo i make food by myself
I don't need a female to make food

[rancid dust]

Literally my cooking is better than my sister's

[rancid dust]

Exactly

[stone prairie]

Still

Not funny

[wary horizon]

I was actually looking for a cat wtf 😭

[finite rose]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-no-one-cares-who-asked-who-asked-meme-gif-24508192

[proper trench]

https://youtu.be/eShU8npRrV4

[digital sluice]

wcash

[hollow sun]

| Vivek, you currently have 242,572 cowoncy!

[digital sluice]

Nice

wcf all

[hollow sun]

Vivek spent 242,572 and chose heads
The coin spins... and you won 485,144!!

[digital sluice]

@woven merlin noob

[woven merlin]

[digital sluice]

Me

[brisk egret]

Google is bad in math

[acoustic cave]

It's not a bad idea
How many cars can u fit in that garage

[wary horizon]

7

But that doesn't mean all of the space will be just for cars maybe can add a red ducati panigale v4 and another bike aswell hmmm

[wary horizon]

But still there might be some changes since I want an indoor gym

So either I'll take space from the garage for it or make the bedroom and great room same thing and put the gym in the place of the bedroom which if we had guests would be a problem 😅

Or solve that problem with a 2nd floor 🙄

But that would be late and probably only if planned for kids 🙄

Would any of this actually happen tho
I have Absolutely zero idea
since she might not even exist

[raven island]

wait, TRUEEEEE!!

[manic falcon]

hi

[solemn plover]

Do i win this

[hollow sun]

🎉 | Zelenski leveled up!
ℹ | Level up messages can be disabled for the guild with owo level disabletext

[steep valve]

Showed more interest in peter parker than MJ ever did

[wary horizon]

[rancid dust]

It makes you a vacuum cleaner cleaner

[hollow sun]

🎉 | Jousef leveled up!
| Extra rewards were added for missing levels

[wary horizon]

Nice bio

[muted tiger]

hi

[proper trench]

https://youtu.be/gG5cGDGw0DE?si=YNhmI7T7vTWB8wv2

[lone granite]

Someone: whats the conclusion Mr. Billy?

[acoustic cave]

It does

[wary horizon]

@rancid dust said it mean vacuum cleaner cleaner

[acoustic cave]

Welp that's its full name

No need to say the middle name

[wary horizon]

😂

[knotty eagle]

Hy

[steep valve]

https://youtu.be/lyuFLU2Zqz0?si=4ha91fIxAUIIotOw

Who else ?

[umbral reef]

greatest song

[steep valve]

Cultured !

[woven merlin]

[primal falcon]

When did duolingo got realistic 😭

[ornate rock]

we learn from mistakes anyway

[hollow sun]

🎉 | 𝐅𝐀𝐌•hello bro leveled up!
| Extra rewards were added for missing levels

[ornate rock]

FUCKING DIE!!

[woven merlin]

riyal .. and we try not to repeat that mistake again

[rancid dust]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dancing-pixel-gif-15771815

[woven merlin]

Kimbap x Sayur Asem (korean-indonesia style)

[loud drum]

Saw this when I was listening to the Pirates of the Caribbean theme

[merry ember]

yoww what the heck, my country food mix Kimbap

[jagged moss]

Dumb

[worldly radish]

[twilit sail]

So relatable

[steep valve]

Miniature sun created in France, 150 million degrees celcius, for 22 minutes

[acoustic cave]

Approved

[royal vault]

You are great 🌻😏

[acoustic cave]

Ik

[covert linden]

My school PC lol

[steep valve]

Eva and javier, one of the best comedy couples. The best perhaps

[thorny cargo]

Sorry for the Chinese translation

[austere mantle]

@digital sluice

[digital sluice]

@austere mantle ty

[hollow stirrup]

They're amazing!!

[barren cave]

what was it

[rocky cloud]

Alarm?

[steep valve]

Yes

[mild heath]

$ma

[turbid night]

Olivia vel Vine

Shijou Saikyou no Daimaou, Murabito
A ni Tensei suru
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[acoustic cave]

I love this accent

[barren cave]

i’ve got skoool

[rancid dust]

Nah it's not funneh ahv got skhoool

[loud drum]

good idea but I don't know any femboys as well

[willow urchin]

lol

[thorny cargo]

Same

Does anyone know what accent it is? I’m just curious haha

[barren cave]

manc

[thorny cargo]

Ooo thanks!

[granite timber]

$w

[turbid night]

Reis

Heart Gear
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Gun

Before Crisis: Final Fantasy VII
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[granite timber]

$top

[turbid night]

🏆 TOP 1000

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#1 - Zero Two 💞 - DARLING in the FRANXX
#2 - Rem 💞 - Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
#3 - Hatsune Miku 💞 - VOCALOID
#4 - Megumin - Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
#5 - Rias Gremory - High School DxD
#6 - Mai Sakurajima - Seishun Buta Yarou
#7 - Satoru Gojo 💞 - Jujutsu Kaisen
#8 - Power - Chainsaw Man
#9 - Saber 💞 - Fate/stay night
#10 - Nami 💞 - One Piece
#11 - Asuna - Sword Art Online
#12 - Mikasa Ackerman - Attack on Titan
#13 - Nezuko Kamado - Kimetsu no Yaiba
#14 - Albedo 💞 - Overlord
#15 - Makima 💞 - Chainsaw Man

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[granite timber]

$im zero two

[turbid night]

Zero Two

DARLING in the FRANXX
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Belongs to cookiesaddict. ~~ 42 / 48

[finite crag]

https://tenor.com/view/daddy-daddy-japanese-japanese-dance-tyranno-dance-japanese-guys-dancing-gif-3023694564804929606

Bro is locked in his dance quickly 😂

[acoustic cave]

$top

[turbid night]

🏆 TOP 1000

​
#1 - Zero Two 💞 - DARLING in the FRANXX
#2 - Rem 💞 - Re:Zero kara Hajimeru Isekai Seikatsu
#3 - Hatsune Miku 💞 - VOCALOID
#4 - Megumin - Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo!
#5 - Rias Gremory - High School DxD
#6 - Mai Sakurajima - Seishun Buta Yarou
#7 - Satoru Gojo 💞 - Jujutsu Kaisen
#8 - Power - Chainsaw Man
#9 - Saber 💞 - Fate/stay night
#10 - Nami 💞 - One Piece
#11 - Asuna - Sword Art Online
#12 - Mikasa Ackerman - Attack on Titan
#13 - Nezuko Kamado - Kimetsu no Yaiba
#14 - Albedo 💞 - Overlord
#15 - Makima 💞 - Chainsaw Man

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[rocky cloud]

Trump and his pet were embarrassing

[hollow sun]

🎉 | Charlin do Lixão leveled up!
| Extra rewards were added for missing levels
ℹ | Level up messages can be disabled for the guild with owo level disabletext

[trail bear]

https://clips.twitch.tv/InnocentAuspiciousPresidentMoreCowbell-d8z2oPysTSiNol4I

[wary horizon]

https://youtube.com/shorts/tlli6NhslMk?si=m6YwiYEuRcavdf79

[sinful seal]

https://x.com/goddeketal/status/1895867524635619469?s=46

Its carnaval 🇧🇷🇧🇷❤️❤️

[errant sail]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSMHY6rPM/

[visual surge]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1W_xkKrtmpom8pf66rHjNxNS7MoIHAyH46xd9oY-Rny8/edit?usp=sharing

Anyone play phantom forces can read this

Add comments so I can improve next time

[muted viper]

TOO ALL MY ROMANIAN BROTHERS OUT HERE 🔥 🔥 🔥

[ornate rock]

an angel on aluminium wings

[acoustic cave]

Andrew Tate also lives in Romania

[undone yew]

Fr

But he is muted

[steep valve]

Why you having such a Convo at first place

[wary horizon]

Extra overthinking + Extra scrolling

[barren cave]

What

[acoustic cave]

Ping him

[thorny cargo]

Bro I think I saw that comment too 😭

[brisk egret]

You r in a big trouble

[scarlet cedar]

HACKER, YOU SO NEWB YOU HAD TO HACK A SERVER INSTEAD OF YOUR UNIVERSITY SYSTEM

[clear storm]

i'm a mad scientist it's so cool

[agile harness]

@jolly apex u gonna stop with ur unvading nonsense or shall i just mute u

Ur making it fkn worse

[jolly apex]

[agile harness]

Go sleep

Now

[jaunty whale]

WITH ALL DISRESPECT FUCK YOU SPAMMER

[random ravine]

TIME SLOWMODE

[loud drum]

best meme ever, 10/10

[acoustic crater]

Hmm

[rancid dust]

This ain't memes channel anymore

[primal falcon]

Real

[acoustic cave]

What happened

Why did a lot of messages get deleted

[random ravine]

[terse patrol]

Women of this server, congratulations on 8th of March!

https://tenor.com/4psCrNHRvj.gif

[sinful seal]

Do you want to discover the best of brazilian funk now it’s getting popular?
Make sure to up your volume:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnsRGDC9Kmk

[loud drum]

My 6th sense is telling me that this is a scam

So no sir, I don't wanna open that link

[chilly sequoia]

Awwww

[thorny quarry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929900487195648001/1140748992280547450/SPOILER_facts.gif

[barren cave]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[acoustic cave]

I emptiness

[barren cave]

dude are you serious?

[acoustic cave]

Mhm

[barren cave]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-gif-25225903

it took 3 freaking seconds to piss me off 😡😡😡😡😡😡

[acoustic cave]

It's so ugly

[acoustic cave]

I m a p ness ?

[woven merlin]

aesthetic : /

[quartz sluice]

😂😂😂😂😂

Can I find a Muslim person other than me

[acoustic cave]

I like anime

[barren cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1168227362559754270.webp?size=48

[acoustic cave]

Agreed

[acoustic cave]

Minecraft

[acoustic cave]

I like ur pfp

[acoustic cave]

Holy shit

[weak kindle]

is that......
is that king von's evil cat?

[acoustic cave]

True

[barren cave]

Jajaja

[weak kindle]

10/10 ragebait.

[tawny kraken]

When you wake up and find your įnsĩdes all over the floor:
indifferent face, day as everyday

[open geyser]

Happened to me a few times. But by my insides I mean my

[tawny kraken]

Yes crazy wife happy life

Make sure your wîfe is as psychodelic as it is possible, she loves the most then

You wake up dressed in a yes homo shirt that your lovely wifey bought for you just to make sure other women avoid you

And with her beloved knife in your bedroom. She loves powerplay

[open geyser]

What the hell is this lmao. Comments are probably "blink twice if you're being held hostage"

[shy warren]

hi guys, i need a beatuiful girls

[open geyser]

Hello I am a beatuiful girls

[royal vault]

You can contact @digital sluice it’s the most beautiful girl in this server.

[acoustic crater]

We don't sell those here, sir
Out of stock

[tawny kraken]

This story itself is kind of a meme so am gonna write it here

there is like a special area with imported products in one supermarket I often go to

And they got stuff imported from VN too. One can of vietnam-produced juice is 5 PLN, that's 33k VND lmao

Usually I'd expect like half of this

But it's fun to look at these lol. I always wonder how much are the actual transport fees, and how much the producer actually adds on top of everything just because they can

or how much goes to choosing which products can be sold here, cuz everything sold in the EU has to abide by european guidelines for food

No way rich CEOs don't add large fees for them on top of all other fees that make up the price

Of course they do, gotta afford this third 120sqm apartment. Or another brand-new Mercedes lol

[open geyser]

Kinda a steal because it's the same price here in Vietnam. And Polish zl is worth more than VND

But who knows how much juice is actually in that juice

[cerulean plover]

Bro tf is going on

https://tenor.com/view/amazigh-gif-6170058

[tawny kraken]

You mean it's 5k VND there? or what lol. It can not be 5 VND because that's literally nothing

[open geyser]

No I mean it's 33k here lol

Around that. If cheaper then maybe only around 25-30k, but only if you buy from a street stand

[tawny kraken]

lmao overpriced, wouldn't pay more than 20k here, unless it's like a big can

Or unless somebody buys energy drinks, then these are always overpriced in every country

[open geyser]

Crazy. Maybe it some inflation shit or something I don't know

But I think I usually get 500ml for that price

[tawny kraken]

I stopped drinking these cuz it's just a bunch of sugar, don't wanna get my teeth destroyed. My dentist told me that even sparkling water is acidic and makes your teeth get destroyed quicker

at this point I drink only normal water

[tawny kraken]

Rich CEO be payin visits to these factories, and píssing into these cans himself

Sometimes only spitting into them but that's if he's feeling nice and his wife doesn't cheat on him with his lawyers

It's like "she cheated on me again dammit, bad today today", so he crawls into his porsche, drives to one of his factories, and pisses into 20 cans this day. Customers don't even notice, or maybe like it more

Or maybe like, he does 20 only on Wednesdays, but 60 on Fridays, so there is this customer who realized the Friday ones taste better sometimes, so he buys it only on Fridays for the additional taste

[acoustic crater]

Even my texts to my ex weren't this long

[open geyser]

Something else you have also isn't long. That's why it's your ex

Okay that was rude. Sorry. I'm a better person now

[acoustic crater]

Maybe it's too long that's why it's ex

[tawny kraken]

Lmao. Wanted a banana, got a lil rotten carrot

ungrown and unkempt

[tawny kraken]

Today I also saw a 9 PLN pack of ingredients and spices in powder packed as a instant pho. That's like 60k VND for a fake thingy that would be enough for like one bowl

Although this one would make some sense, cuz "real" thing they'd probably sell for like 4-5 times more in restaurants and shi

[open geyser]

Fake pricing. They prolly only need 1/3 the price to make a bowl

[tawny kraken]

I don't often eat out anyway so this one is fine I guess. But the prices of tropical fruits actually hurt, and their quality too

and extremely low availability

I will put up a giant glass tent-like structure, and pay ridiculous electricity bills just to grow mine in heat inside. And pay even more to water all this. Lmao, no way, but sounds cool

Gonna sell all these later on, without any transit fees, and name my company "Nguyen's fruits" even tho am not even a nguyen. Just for the memes

[hasty remnant]

That what the government wants you to believe

[fleet cobalt]

i did infact use it a week ago... woke up to the most blasphemous situation in my bed

@north sigil

lol

[north sigil]

Level 100 illusion

[fleet cobalt]

😭 pls I had to throw my bedsheets, clothes everything away..

@north sigil

[north sigil]

Abort mission, ABORT MISSION

[fleet cobalt]

TMI ig.. help

[north sigil]

💀

Nah nahh nahh 💀

[fleet cobalt]

necessary info to make friends lol

[north sigil]

WDYM NECESSARY 😭

[fleet cobalt]

😭 I don't knowww

[frigid pebble]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-catstare-cat-stare-sus-catglare-cat-glare-gif-14942558849944709546

[open geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[tawny kraken]

when they take all money

[tawny kraken]

Opened this up in public in a shopping mall

full screen max brightness

You'd think am ashamed. No

I think I should've printed it and come here to just stick it around the mall

Someone would buy

[open geyser]

Real

[barren cave]

Media memes could be better ngl

[tawny kraken]

We usually stop at yellow in Poland and Germany, and we already start waiting then. Sometimes even if there are no cars coming, and there are like idk 10 people waiting in front of the crossing, then all of us are waiting even tho the road is clear

and we could thereolitically cross safely already, but people don't, maybe one person at most. We just wait

at least that's what I observed in small/medium cities in pl and de, not sure what it looks like in Berlin

Berlin might be different cuz it's actually large and ethnically diverse, smaller cities are more solid and predictable

[marble wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-cat-kitty-gif-6540808372197226742

[open geyser]

What does this mean

[tawny kraken]

Read it as "mèn rãpe"

[open geyser]

Don't let them see Transylvania

[woven merlin]

Bruuhh

[frigid pebble]

Shimmy shimmy yeah shimmy I shimmy I drank swalalalalalala drank swalaala

[open geyser]

mfs in high school always doing this

one of the kids at my school had to go to the hospital because a pen got stuck in his you know

[acoustic crater]

I did that alot of times to my friends no one was hospitalized during those occations thankfully

[bleak dove]

[tawny kraken]

Welcome to Thailand

You can become trans yourself

Don't worry it doesn't hurt. Maybe we will have to cut you in pieces and stuff you with heavy drugs, but it doesn't hurt

I want to see the facial expressions of all these old americans who'd encourage you to be their sugar baby

and flew all over the planet just to hunt for ones like you. Then you reveal your real sex and they go Pikachu face

[crimson niche]

@barren cave delete kar yer pagala hai kyaa

[barren cave]

Ok

[crimson niche]

fast

[bleak dove]

I am not ADDICTED!!

[barren cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/901169652116357180/901170621499723846/image0-1.gif

[barren cave]

yo your phone bouta blow up

[acoustic cave]

It's actually good for a week

Only 4 hours every day?

[distant maple]

where am i suppose to live? at the pencil house?

[acoustic crater]

There ppl currently living with a pencil inside them rn as we speak, so the opposite is true too

We can if we want to

[distant maple]

how much do they sell those house, i wanna buy them XD

[acoustic crater]

It would cost you a tree size sharpner and a drunken carpenter

[distant maple]

DAYUM! XD

[barren cave]

[jolly loom]

Found it

[earnest tide]

Where

[loud drum]

Dude is living the Dream life

[loud drum]

Reminds me of that one scene in Squid Game season 1

[digital pumice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1327817085652308029/1349414253941100685/7l92m3.png?ex=67d454f5&is=67d30375&hm=942b2ff6ad596edaf7fcde4f08273482c4e3ee5a99e9bb1aa5249c22e9d15837&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[loud drum]

America baby

[tulip badger]

你好

[tawny kraken]

babe yes jdvãncy dãddy we love american olĩgarchy

feed us burgers and coca cola

send no military support nowhere cuz why defend one's own allies

and pls eat more u look skinny af, we'd love to have more of your lovely bõdy

never talk to people who got no suits they be sus

especially european leaders who got no suits these are really disrespectful how come one has no suit on dãmmit

u got no cawwds my mãn we ain't be talkin 😭😭😭

wearin a suit >>>>> actually caring about one's own country just like ãmerican leaders recently never do

võte trũmp over kåmåla he gonna fįx mŭrica

h#ckin amazing, some people do not deserve to breathe

[tawny kraken]

@open geyser babe a new dose of schizo memes has just dropped

don't miss it

[open geyser]

Wish I was there to see the hippo one

[tawny kraken]

I'd feel weird seeing a thai dude being eaten by a hippo

F#ck imagine that's my first time leaving Europe and the first thing I see is a thai dude being devoured by a fat hippo

I'd go like "oh shįt these asians really like it rough"

[loud drum]

where can I purchase this sign?

[open geyser]

Maybe you can print one yourself lol

[tawny kraken]

the last two characters in the mandarin version would make sense in japanese too, we could've done とても感謝しています (totemo kansha shiteimasu)

[loud drum]

He soon went to call the phenomenon "The Zestfraction of Light"

[loud drum]

Eh, I would rather steal one, printing costs Moneh

[tawny kraken]

wouldn't work, parents were too strict

[gray ginkgo]

anyone wanna duo studying on custom room?

[jolly loom]

"Fellas, is it gay to be religious? I mean you're literally getting on your knees for another man"

[loud drum]

eh, depends.

[loud drum]

of course, it's a 4chan post

[green mango]

A fellow entj, nice

[thorny cargo]

I can do that, and my friend is ENTJ as well lol

Shit didn’t know there was a limit

[loud drum]

I'm still blocked

https://tenor.com/view/магическая-битва-2-сезон-аниме-сатору-годжи-gif-13929908236042523982

[proper trench]

https://youtu.be/rY-cwrIfMgY

[rigid moat]

https://youtube.com/shorts/68YIv6nSc00?si=_dw6DdKhG2qeFQxt

[elfin sequoia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__k3Rl5vyDw

[open geyser]

I believe him

[tender hull]

https://tenor.com/view/aide-udri-skibi-dob-dob-yes-yes-gif-27471942

[loud drum]

well, good luck buddy

hope you get one soon.

[tawny kraken]

f#çk I wish this thing was only a meme but it's like reality-meme

[rancid dust]

Imagine celebrating the day which im a year closer to death

[wary horizon]

Were they forced to sell there properties?

[tawny kraken]

unlikely. am not from there so idk for sure

[acoustic cave]

That's why we celebrate it
To end this suffering soon

[rancid dust]

Life is beautiful bro

You just need to look on how beautiful it is

[woven merlin]

Quote

[elfin sequoia]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q--_-LCnrtE

[open geyser]

Hell yeah brother

[tawny kraken]

Not soon, I want to cõmmìt hugely horrifying åtrocītięs first

[tawny kraken]

the beginning is very dark but face turquoise drinking coffee makes it better

[open geyser]

This reminds me of another meme

[hybrid ore]

their talking about a thing discorders dont have

[distant maple]

someone get this man a milk whoever comment that:)

[tawny kraken]

you can just skip "a" / "an" in front of food related nouns

well not always

it's more nuanced in reality, you'd have to look this up cuz I don't remember how to explain this lmao

water and milk surely don't need these

[distant maple]

hmmmmmm

riiiight:)

[tawny kraken]

btw i just realized that out of the 3 people who viewed this meme above, am probably the only one who hasn't even had pho so like I just don't understand the meme, even though I posted it lmao

[distant maple]

PHƯỞ :))))

[earnest tide]

Kid knows better

[tawny kraken]

it's amazing how they were able to conclude that "I'm tired of not getting" is correct, but they couldn't predict that "I'm not used to not sleep" needs -ing

[earnest tide]

Same thing in look forward to it needs a gerund as well

But anyways I agree with this kid hahah

[tawny kraken]

I decided against waking up

wait what

how did they even make a decision during their sleep

like, how does one decide to not wake up

is this suïcidal

lmao. hidden meaning

[ornate rock]

pho is supposed to be mild in flavor
with a little of sour-and-spiciness from chili sauce
i can tell, im a Vietnamese i eat pho like every week

forgot the original recipe but it definitely doesnt taste like the Dead Sea is the broth itself

by the way, i love drawing parabolas

[rancid dust]

Cuz you can't count milk or water but instead you can use some

[acoustic crater]

Countable and uncountable nouns

[tawny kraken]

thank you brother

my respect, eat a lot of pho today

only phò wouldn't eat phổ

[tawny kraken]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ftlI0Rag8h4?si=beOJu-AF-1_-xTJE

[zenith bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777978814952636436/1350897627381895209/img_2_1742149411619.jpg?ex=67d868f4&is=67d71774&hm=b98d82cde418196be1e2a2bc264e40083a6d932d0b9fa039967ea8e34253a0b0&=&format=webp&width=946&height=844

[primal falcon]

Gay with more features

[twilit sail]

[twilit sail]

Looks like those buddha statues

[loud drum]

Does it come with Spotify Premium by any chance?

[earnest tide]

They're so creepy frr 😭

[tawny kraken]

Sigma female routine absolutely killed me

[open geyser]

I have one for sigma male but forgot where I put it lol

[tawny kraken]

am wondering how this woman ever lives with no fcking physical exercise at all

*even

[open geyser]

She only lives for one day so it's okay

[tawny kraken]

nooooo way, there are these Instagram models or TikTok stars who live this way

there is a good line in one polish rap song I used to listen to, like "jak chcesz być k#rwa gwiazdką, to się przejdź do planetarium" - "if you want to be a f#ckin star then take a walk to a planetarium"

sums these people up

very well

[tawny kraken]

I wanted to tell u a story yesterday evening but I forgot that I even wanted to so like, maybe today lmao

[open geyser]

Go DMs

[earnest tide]

Happening rn

[open geyser]

@tawny kraken is it really possible????

[ruby quest]

found this hilarious

[tawny kraken]

yes definitely my love

[open geyser]

Lmfao

It kinda rhymes. Especially to a non-native

Reminds me of this. Which is even more baffling

[tawny kraken]

oh my f#### god lmao

[naive latch]

To anyone who knows boxing, what's the best counter to this style? (The guy in the white short) He uses his side for protection, and throwing uppercuts, moving like a bulldozer lol

[acoustic crater]

[clever elm]

https://www.wordarena.online/ word bomb is available online now guys, go check !!!!

[pearl pewter]

?

[green mango]

It's an NSFW meme basically

[weak kindle]

i thought it was common sense?

[green mango]

Even alpha centauri?

[open geyser]

Best counter maybe uhhhhh maybe a glock

[open geyser]

Lmfao. Very good

[naive latch]

Lol true

[tawny kraken]

the whole vietnamese movie "Furie", summed up

basically

nah it was better than this. VN should make more of these and it would conquer the world like south korean movies

[green mango]

That chair looks suspiciously happy

[hasty remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/franck-ropers-ropers-balayette-violence-kick-gif-16934318

[acoustic cave]

🤣

This is one the funniest meme I ever seen

[loud drum]

Dam, That girl strong

[loud drum]

Beautiful, yet it was for the opps

RIP Clevy Jr.

[brave nest]

@tawny kraken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eRH3B7JatA&t=2s&ab_channel=Qxir

this the video for mr prawo jadzy

jazdy

[tawny kraken]

Mr prawo jazdy already sounds ridiculous lmfao

[brave nest]

i find the story below that one to be significantly funnier

[tawny kraken]

lmfao

[tawny kraken]

@open geyser

And this one too

Schizo memes

The best

[loud drum]

I mean......He's got a good argument tho.

[acoustic cave]

Why

[stable arch]

@quartz grove

[open geyser]

Lifehack

[open geyser]

I'm gonna send a nude right here right now @tawny kraken

[tawny kraken]

Omg so hot

My naughty boi

[loud drum]

no.fak you

Scammer ass

@digital sluice

[barren cave]

should be a donut

[acoustic cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047115243500875819/1353045357075890186/youtube-Q6k4yppuzQM.mp4?ex=67e0392f&is=67dee7af&hm=bb6071f98155828fff0c1d01a62c25c853b1e685678e21e66d16d92c17504d04&

[keen shale]

the me who actually live alone

[acoustic cave]

[brittle flare]

Why his friend?!

[acoustic cave]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1047115243500875819/1353326278387961997/youtube-IW97bw-pXAA.mp4?ex=67e13ed0&is=67dfed50&hm=5bc30ec7bf5a986a4d9e0c8250d6b843e07fb22592a122f7cab026fb41f2b89b&

[rancid dust]

Literally lmao

[sage pike]

Scary

[acoustic crater]

is that a meme

[sage pike]

Stay safe bro our prayers out for you

[open geyser]

This is why I take so long to reply. Gotta run a marathon on my keyboard

[acoustic cave]

I miss myself too

[solemn pecan]

Heyy

[loud drum]

Thor has joined the Game

[sage pike]

Boi you funny af

But too much may kill you

And your Bankai ain’t that good too

Aizen better haha

[loud drum]

https://tenor.com/view/tenyx-bleach-urahara-kisuke-urahara-duskweedle-gif-500355417415704886

[sage pike]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-kitten-annoyed-irritated-tantrum-gif-13045775

[drifting kiln]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxSbhVnwdFw

[open geyser]

Are you a hammer main?

[drifting kiln]

Yess

[open geyser]

Good hunting, from a lance main

Are you Wilds-ing

[drifting kiln]

Nah haven’t played wilds yet

Im waiting for everything to be released

[drifting kiln]

nice always have respect for the lance

[open geyser]

Same with me hehe. I'm Rise-ing now but World is still my fav

[drifting kiln]

oh rise is peak

Yeah worlds was nice

You finished risebreak?

[tawny kraken]

Crazy aśś slang

[acoustic cave]

I hope this shitty ai brainrot images never like a bigger trend

[drifting kiln]

I had a good 5min laugh and now its unfunny af

[tawny kraken]

I always knew you were gay. "lance main" probably means you are into lances

Big lances, white lances, black lances, short lances, many lances

There are never enough lances to satisfy you. You tried many lances at once, but it still didn't feel enough. Didn't "fill in the void"

Now you are just hunting for lances. And hammer-main means you like them the most when you are solidly hammered

[tawny kraken]

Southeast asian biking culture

[finite rose]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[open geyser]

I'm the white one

[acoustic cave]

Huh

[tawny kraken]

Am red cuz it's used for lucky money on Tet. Attracting fortune. Manifesting

[jolly loom]

literally though

[ornate rock]

the most attractive language is what?

[open geyser]

Not this

[loud drum]

I......don't understand.

[ornate rock]

you arent meant to actually

[ornate rock]

me at a random birthday party

[acoustic crater]

?

[dull spruce]

https://youtube.com/shorts/RHvmHmEgzdg?si=2qxTPNxoXuSd2OW3

[acoustic crater]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-gif-400062707846796155

[strange rover]

Now hes singing with angels

[open geyser]

Foul.

[open geyser]

Nice pics. It'd fit better in #📸｜photography

[autumn kite]

Thanks!

[novel ferry]

Wssup

[open geyser]

@compact tartan is this true

[compact tartan]

yup ii agree

or the "male alpha"

[open geyser]

My god

[compact tartan]

[open geyser]

Anyway, meme dump

[tawny kraken]

lmao

[tawny kraken]

Where is ice cream gym

Can I eat ice cream to get jacked?

Can I look like top athletes just by eating a lot of ice cream?

And if I can not then am sorry but that's your issue, I want to see your manager. Yes, my name is Karen, and yes, I come from America

What was this? No? Now, little dolphin, listen to me, my country's military is the strongest so if you don't want to get your @ss slapped by north korea then listen to me babe

Thank you sweetheart

[tawny kraken]

bruh no no, this one about viruses is gonna be like "babe I love you but my exes were so bad, you're fixing me" and then she cheats

and then you're like excuse me what the f

should've gotten a dog cuz these ones are so faithful they'd never cheat

[tawny kraken]

top left corner gurl kinda cute

[barren cave]

real :D

[tawdry rain]

https://tenor.com/view/thegoon-bigoldgoon-ted-lasso-pretty-good-that’s-pretty-good-gif-1660849329654344836

Wow that was pretty good

[long tusk]

It has happened 😂

[acoustic cave]

I don't get it

[quartz vine]

lamo

[muted viper]

my elder brother is one

fact check: true

[finite rose]

[sage pike]

Happy to help 💀

[thorny cargo]

take me through the night fall into the dark side 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[tawny kraken]

https://youtu.be/T_lh5fR4DMA?si=uGA4dm0fQpiaQLlu

@open geyser this got 16mln views, watch it baby. Until I get banned for sēxiśm

it's 3 minutes but the f### ending is absolutely gold

[open geyser]

Damn. Wisdom

[tardy lava]

What do yall think of this clip

[open geyser]

This is so sick that I didn't even call an ambulance, I called the funeral house

[tardy lava]

xd

[thorny cargo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cFhDUBrsT_8?si=S2UW0bSCE2cPDnjx

[river swallow]

[acoustic crater]

All I see is red flags

[distant maple]

If this too much, I'll delete it:)

[rancid dust]

Lmao

[tardy dawn]

I dont even play cs2 but this is damn good fr

[open geyser]

Disturbing.

[open geyser]

Kid is reliving his previous life

[tawny kraken]

if my Slavic instincts don't fail me, shit on the meme says "social media trend: whose face is funnier"

this is quite funny cuz they use the word "lico", just spelled in cyrillic, and this used to mean "face" in old polish but in modernity we use twarz while russians still stick with lico

[cloud vigil]

Thanks black4cat

[tawny kraken]

You're welcome Trixie. Am always here when nobody needs me

lmao

[cloud vigil]

Woa how did you type that so quick

[tawny kraken]

phone keyboard

[cloud vigil]

I know but

4 seconds

[open geyser]

Lick-o your lico

[cloud vigil]

Nno

[open geyser]

It's okay we're friends

Lico friends

[cloud vigil]

I don't think friends do that 😔

[tawny kraken]

kinda but c is pronounced like c in ceiling

[tawny kraken]

We are siblings

My own brother calls me only a friend

I used to commit tax frauds with you. And you don't remember

I mean, I know I hit you with a metal pipe, but come on it wasn't so bad

[crimson niche]

lol

[tardy lava]

Thenkk

[open geyser]

Thank you. I feel validated knowing someone has the same humor as me

[tawny kraken]

• sir we have a problem
• what's the problem
• our ship is sinkin
• i asked what the problem is
• our ship is sinkin
• goddamn finally

[muted viper]

HE IS TRAUMATIZED

[muted viper]

dude holy shit that FLICK

You are my idol in cs2 now

[tardy lava]

xdddd

[rancid dust]

I remember when i didn't finish a juice bottle and when i saw it a week later i finished it then got food poisoned