#💭|general
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Btw yall didnt hear my lame april fools jokes
Tyyy
where is yeur joke
mb
Why didn't u tell us before
They're in zero gravity
how would i 😔
Warning, its too lame, but here it goes:
Where is it? I've been waiting to hear it 😡
V for Vagina change ur name rn
Knock knock
alr
r u ok? like mentally??
Guys i hate hate hate hate eng hub, its members, its mods everything is eww
||april fools😭||
anyways helloo
It's doesn't hurt in 0 gravity?
Have yoi tried?
Wow it really was lame
Worse is that im laughing so hard
At my lame joke
Okay? My real name is Vijay
STAWP I ACTUALLY BURSTED OUT LAUHING AT THAY😭😭
im ngl im laughing too bc of how lame it is
Guys hear me out
You're aliens
||april fools😭||
Ik ik😭
It's 3 April
Yeah because your weight isn't pushing your hips down they're floating not experiencing any force
so uknow it's coeny and still decided to say it
YES SEE ITS TOO LAME THAT IT MAKES YOU LAUGH
When they come back to earth it hurts
SULTAN
😭😭

Ik ik😭
It was yesterday
Ok, but what about in the same body posture for 10 days?
Yes😭😭
DOLPHINA WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR
You get taller in space
Ig ill have to go too
aye wtf?
I need to sleep
Yeah that can obviously hurt
reported.
i like you please don't explode
I just got it💀💀
I wish I could just catnap cats like that
Ughh shut up i literally want to eat ur pfp from how pretty it is
Ty btw imma make sure not to explode
JOKES ASIDE, I NEED AN ORANGE CAT😭
You absolutely can!!?
Still most of the girls will remain short
No there's cat police
I can't the people in my room are allergic!!
Whats short for you?
Height is relative
Who likes me?
There are so many cats, adopt one
u know u're the first one who made a good comment about my pfp everyone else hates it
Hello
🤔
I cant
She was being sarcastic
Is your roommates friends or just stranger roommates
: (((
Awwh ngl ignore these people they're jsut haters
Cousin
Short is short dude
Wth no im actually serious
Below 1.65
No ur not
Even if its 3cm less
Any girl compared to a guy would be short
yeah idk I like it and that all what matters to me
Woohoo biology
For that, she needs to accept my fri request
Girl😭
Whats wrong with yoh leave that girl alone
Are u 162?
I like your pfp
Yessssss i like that confidenceee

ty
Yes
Well, say the cat takes the share in paying rent
No
At some point you stop asking why certain people left and start understanding that some presences in your life were never meant to stay — they were just meant to show you something about yourself that you weren't ready to see alone.
How tall are u
Cats are expensive😍
I can feel u
Very
This is very inspiring
Ill dream abt ur wise words
Hello guys
Where? I kidnap cats when I want to have them
He copy pasting chatgpt
whre re you from??
U mean 4 foot
Cats are expensive everywhere 😍
no
You can adapt
Not buying cats
i got 2 and they're not
How much is that?
155 right
@celest spire
Then I'll want to buy them cute toys
And outfits
so won't adopt cuz you don't have outfit money?
Sorry guys imma go hit the bed and cuddle with my blanket while having princess dreams
Gonna reply to yall tmrw if i remember
Did u read the previous text?
guys I forgot to say something for us
hi
i been recently having dreams about marrying a man
Im straight Im not gay I'll protect all girl
didn’t ask
Marry one
I’m a cat.
cut gon be insane
What does your dream look like
this is not a dream
Rainbow
i want to lowk
why this server have a lot of gay
Stawp being mean u meanie
Yea he go in the gym
You mean everyday?
Wth suvo😭😭
(Same dreams btw)
This is gayhub welcm
idk my an actor falling for me
Someone asked our president to say 67 and he said it
yes
Lol
Oh which actor?
I have been lifting weight for 3 years but I wasted my prime times
Oscar Morgan
him
wdym wasted
What do you mean with that
Hello guys
Ok valid
he played Valarr targaryen in AKOTSK
u think i could pull him🥀 💔
Jxjdjkds
Hell 625177
What
Wow my name is good
One word : Manifestation. U can absolutely manifest a specific person
I dont know , I have arrived my imagine body but I havent had a good relationship , friends , socialise .since I start the sport ,I didnt eat what I want
What does it mean tho
Hi 👋👋👋👋👋👋
if you want to achieve such physique so people can like you then you got it all wrong
Aww thank you twin
Who likes me as a friend?
Idk maybe its dangerous
How to pronounce your name
Hi
no isnt my purpose
How are you ❤️
I think that you can find good friends easily if you will try a bit
But good relationship it's difficult in the generation especially if you want an equal relationship and not to be a moving wallet and a one-sided effort
hailstorm lolll
Fine what about you
I'm fine 😊💯
Where are you from 🤔
Yeah you're right but I could do a lot of things instead to do sports 😢
Saudi Arabia what about you
Who's gonna rock you to the sleep in dark side of the morning
-# ethically threathened bro that i would touch him violently in my lucid dream for hours if he wont give me his biology notes, now im def getting 90+
Nice nice 🙂
Yeahhh
guess
Focus on yourself 🙏
Saudi Arabia?
No
Dont trust him, its bc my elo is -100
hi
Egypt?

hello
Hi bro
Is it yeah?
نعم
My elo is 400
anyone want to discuss a debatable topic?
man change ur pfp to smt good
like this
Same.
You should join serious chat community they love debate
Crime and punishment
Woow
Very good
they are not being serious anymore
Damn how old are you?
Its bc eng hub banned the serious chat supreme leader
I was waiting to ask you smth
@lilac beacon Love you, Man!
Also, what R yr interests?
eww
Meow.
The same 😳
damn

you're a girl right?
It's about existentialism srsly speaking
How dies whiskey taste like
Indeed.
The scans show it.
why don't u try and tell
Tastes amazing, im kinda addicted to wiskey's flavor since 15
It tastes nice
I have it once a month
Heyyy.
I like singing, acting, programming, designing literally anything, fashion, communication, English, gym, philosophy, taking pics/videos and editing. Also, I love gaming and TV.
Hbu?
Nah i dont want a damage organ
aha okay nice and how old are you
he's been drinking since 15
ohh I miss my younger days
same
You ain't a real man if you haven't tried alcohol before 18
Great does it taste sweet
Cool!
It will happen around 30s 40s if he said hes addicted
its not like im addicted, i have it whenver im havin hard time
@acoustic dew
Why how old are you?
idrc. drink whenever u want
nice to meet you
Like some fizzy apple juice + chocolate + burning sensation
something mixed
Does he plan to live up to that age ?
I do gym lady
aint makin GRWM videos in mall's washroom like uh guys
what's grwm
Yeah i can kinda taste it as u said now. Is it spicy
Getreadywithme
fuck that shit 💀
Im 5'11 105kg lean bulked
bro sushi actually so buns how do people like it
What?
Rice
Salmon
u sure u ain't fat
Im in lesbian defence system
Don't eat fish alot
Nice

Peace be upon everyone.
im 6'1 and 84 kg

Salmon is something else
Like?
I took 💉 to get bulked muscles,
Deadlift 250kg
bench 170kg
squats 500kg

Its like fish but sweet
Doesnt have that bad smell
Like the usual fish
you meant 500lbs
I see.
kgs
ain’t you know Ice Bear’s age?
Yeah someone on discord's gonna tell me that shit
🤣
world record about 500'ish whatcu on about
Swuar
Late night snack
sqhar
Ew
Egg rice?
Swuat
Ye
squats's record are 670kg
I dont do squat that much , just hip thrust
Its carbs and protein 😐
hip thrust pr?????
this isnt late night snack this is ur last meal 
XD sameee
still
500kg is no normal human, elite level
%000.5
if you really hit that lemme search you up
No
and you are 100kg'ish, sure
Cute
Can hip thrust your body weight skinny ahh
literally not skinny
I wish my gym had a hip thrust machine
everyone speaking enlgish smh
U gotta do it with smith machine
this is big joke guys
do you know why the English letters go "ABCDEFG"?
she thinks shes sara safari
I forget
even sara can't hipthrust,84
I tried 60 Kgs , overlod progressive can take me there
Who the fu is Sara safari
They dont even had a smith machine.
And they only have 1 bar 😐
gymfluencer
i can bench ur weight
Yesss
Gotta increase the weight :3
Its bc its free u cant complaint 
yes
Mine is subs so i expect more machine
Damn
I never went this far
What do I do now
84 Kgs soon :3
I have a gym at home
so i can roast ur flat ahh
Hell yeah
idc just g**n
Do you squat too? And do you do deadlifts?
Usa > iran
yeah it’s the only valid option
80 KG 160 cm
this guy actually just a larper
Looks like a white man made it
Season it Filip 😐
Deadlifts no cuz im not focusing arms

A girl asked a boy "Why are the English letters arranged like this: ABCDEFG?"
he replied "Because it stands for A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl"
the girl was so impressed that she decided she would only marry him until she realized the next letters HIJK mean He Is Just Kidding 
and why is the bullying?
This guy 🤣
Seasoning is for flavor:-| Idc about that 😐 xD but thx
Deadlifts arent for arms ))
:P

random pic from pinterest
@shy helm
Wish i could spit on you @deft hearth
Haha, I liked this joke.
but very sad cus you'll be swallowing
Isnt deadlifts is dangerous ?
@shy helm Am I good?
Wsg chess intermediate
If done incorrectly… but unless your form is really bad then you are okay
only baddie in this sv @livid dirge
Youre good 
GANG BMI OF 31.2💀 💀
Def right why would she not be
thats very obese
BROO 😭😭😭
excuse me???????
Been great 🥰 i just woke up lol
@shy helm
Squats
Romanian deadlift
Hip thrust
Leg press (you dont need this one but its a cool machine)
Best for legs.
sry gng. u too :3
its okay asian yk what they say
If she aint 80kg she aint a woman she a gust of wind

Will i lose my thighs fat if i lift the legs
im 56kg
Im scared getting muscular hamstring

You lose fat with diet
guy knows ball
imma add that squats and leg press hit the same muscle ✌🏻
Too much info
@dusk minnow where are you from?
why the hell would u want thighs fat ew
You get stronger and shape your muscles with training
imagine going around with fat thighs
Idk i think doesnt look without fat thighs
@sick trail dont slap me
Just pick one. No need to do both.
I could put u in
its ight
Youre geening to it
your pfp’s so bright, I like ittt
jokes on u im anti straight
sank yu
it actually meant to brighten your day
thats why its bright
Umm difficult question
heterophobic
Weights 3 times a week.
Cardio 2-3 times a week.
Fasting or eating less and healthy.
Diet focused on protein and little carbs.
why?
Now Kiss @deft hearth
mehh

Hlo
@shy helm you can do iiitttt
ts the real fat thigs
yo hey maddie welcome to server
cool pfp
I am working on my legs
ur 3rd leg?
I want to have a fat ass and legs 😡🥵👿😈😈
Thanks for the tips 🥰 but yeah i already knew the tips but im not gonna work on my legs
Thx
bro ion wanna hit legs omg 💔
Should I consider it flirting?
Because
Legs day important more to man cuz its has muscle on it make it looks bigger
only for you
if u get a pretty ass like ts i might reconsider
Nvm
But if a woman got a muscular legs it doesnt look as good as you think
Women prefer to exercise the lower half more than men do.
What does Trump mean by ‘stone age’?
3
4
1
To nuke Iran
stop bothering me fatty
I wish
you want one for yourself or..
Nw not even bothering 
have you felt frustrated?
One for my gf
bery guud
Say whatever you want
for himself
No. Why?
he is a bit gay
Bro wtf
Because
Its a nice ass
it's literally facts 💀😭. you're obese ma'am
Who wouldnt want it
What
thats gay ngl
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jk nvm
Bro is a dumbass shit
😏
Bro doesnt even know body can look different
OBESE FATTY OH MY GOD
@muted matrix I care about beauty much but I aint gay
how do u even walk
Okay
bro my pants doesnt fit bcs my waist is too thin and i got no 🍑 basically
I am something like
do u cause earthquake everywhere
U need some hip thrusts
its so hard finding a belt
Prince charming
no ass aint good
i'm doing calisthenics its hard to hit legs
but a phat ass as a man
Yeah then i let my ex do the earthquacke
Wait
R u a dude or a chick
i do pistle squat etc but they hit the quadriceps no ass
Hes a dude
If body blasted
fr
Ik
its very very unhealthy
so you call OUR PRECIOUS WOMEN CHICK???
HOW DARE YOU
what do you know?
not smth u should have to keep ur "fat thighs"
31.2 BMI is insanity
mine is like 18.4
thats why I switched from calisthenics park to a gym, you can do your pull ups, dips, push ups and everything while you can exercise your legs freely
You are bored 
Bro seff is a dumbass ive ever encounter on discord. Bro judges based on bmi but not fat content and muscle content
bro you like stick syfm focus on urself omg
🤣
Thank you
Broo you'r welcome
BMI is very very important for health issues btw
Thanks 😊
true but you need a good gym for that
bet you didnt see our local gym at 5pm
HAHSAHSDHAHAHAHAH
oh do you even do medical checkup monthly
ok I can relate that in Turkiye
I bet you dont
an avg gym in Bosnia has enough
sure ma'am whatever you say
Bye
omg bradar what is this
gay as hell
sorry for posting the same pic twice
bro bosnia beat italy
send dudes
When im about to lose ahh statement :
What?
ITS A MIRACLE
its alr
Nothing
It was a great match too
they say, Turkiye has bajraktar.
bosnia has bajraktarovic
yes my mum is a nurse my dad owns a pharmacy and my sister is a pharmacist and im the most health conscious teenager ull ever come around
you sounds like you got small dee issues @deft hearth
ahahahha
Or small balls issues
😂😂😂 and you gotta lose some weight
yea not funny bro
asian dont get baited omg
one flagell pls
Proof
bro wanted me to flash him
not urs baklava
?
what?
yours are so big
🤣
dms
what
🫦
they're flat
?
very flat
Enjoy while it last but seff seens fun 🤣
flatter than the highway
this chat is outrageous….
omg thats very stupid when someone is trying to be helpful
🤣🤣🤣🤣
oh fun police came everybody stop
mb tuff guy i'll stop joking around
this girl tried bullying me and when i showed that she's obese category ( GADDAM 80KGS IN 160 CM) she's acting all defensive now
u talked about his dibh dfirst lmfao
did u wany to see it?
80kg and 160cm is okay
energy
My ex roommate was that
🤣
filip, its NOT
And I still found her hot
lmfao this chat funny
she can't see it cus it won't fit on the screen 😂😭✌🏻
basically theyre tryna call her fat
so now she's mad
oh u should chill too now🥀 💔
which she is scientifically 😂😂
People are better chopped in halves gang what do you mean
she is fat. factually
You have a clown hair just die it red
fat isnt an insult when ur one

🤣
it is not even a question
When you ask someone What's up? and he says Nothing , do you kinda feel like he's scared of you? (of course I don’t mean that you’re scared of me)
i disagree
slime/fat
It is not even a question ☝🏻🤓
Wait what? 😆
filip I cant accept it with ur dude on ur pfp
lemme know when you change it
Leave it bro ☝🏻🤓
obesity btw
enjoy ur day ma'am
XD lol
?def obese
Definition (adjective): excessively fat
lemme know when you change it
EXCESSIVELY fat
EXCESSIVELY FAT 😭😭😭😭
Guys leave her alone
🤣
At least she goes to gym
so calling uy just fat ins an compliment and encouragement
No, everyone just says that they’re fine.
No no she can go on
u should be thankful
i didn’t mean it because of that lol
Ok
fat ahh
pointing out FACTS is a being a clown now?
u lost bro
I want to have boobs like Madeline
no homo btw
Why ok, and why are you talking like that?
is she actually 80kg 😃
Ego ???
ur good
🤣
It has nothing to do with who I am attracted to 🙏😭
Bro think hes the shit
you got rael humans here
talk to them 
🤣
wdym?
she said herself she is 80kg and has 160 cm height 😭😂✌🏻
are you trans
her entire argument is ad-hominems😭
@deft hearth youre no one bro
Nothing
So then ?????
Yeah. I am ftm
🤣
Oh my
No no ,explain to me
😭
u are
Can't a guy talk about good stuff
Let them be
cuz its discord
Who
no man is human
Nothing bro, you shouldn't worry about this.
Better now?
TF IS THIS
?def human
I should
Definition 1 (noun): any living or extinct member of the family Hominidae characterized by superior intelligence, articulate speech, and erect carriage
Definition 2 (adjective): having human form or attributes as opposed to those of animals or divine beings
Definition 3 (null): characteristic of humanity
Other definitions can be found here
Trust it
seff is making fun of shasha for being fat and she is falling for the ragebait, do something
Whats wrong with it? 😭
Bro it's curiosity
Diaz you already knew what i look like
Dude keep on changing to even better ones let the show begin
How would you know if another discorder is even fat or skinny
yeah you didnt look that fat in the banner ngl
Interesting what I walked into
they are approximating it using bmi
@river basin I can do something…
No problem
ik
You assume
I dont think they making fun of me but they are making fun of themselves
oh this was fun
do you need money to buy a shirt? by any chance
It will cause a total chaos here
Look at suvo
We ALL are buying this 💯 🗣️
What did you mean before?
Yes please
ignore
what about me 
Nop
Waddub
okay amiga sorry about that
ok send paypal
oh u mean create a shirtless ai image of me?dont even dare broski
Based on what though
CZ84 3030 0000 0017 7820 2193
I do please give
My iban
i forgive you, make sure not to do the same next time
Nothing, you didn't tell me that where are you from?
@lilac beacon Who is this woman, Friend?
Nooo something worse
Idk xD
we were actually talking about gym stuff but things got bit heated
dude just potentially doxed himself
That's just silly
she said shes 80kg and 160cm which is 31+ BMI so its very very fat
Its just an iban 😐
@river basin youre making fun of me ? While looking like this is funny bro 🤣
GIRL
Hehe
He is a mogger
lowk
You don't want to tell me what you mean because I didn't answer you, right?
both
y'all be fighting for anything atp
crazy
idk girl i just pointed out how shes FACTUALLY falls on obesity category and she is raging on me like i did a crime
That's just BMI though, it doesn't mean much on its own in my opinion. Either way it doesn't really matter 🤷🏽♀️
We are just having fun
It’s nothing, bro.
doctor came
Seefo
Keep making fun of me idc , go on.
show urself
i think she’s trolling she doesn’t look obese…
Still wondering what this server is about 😭
Is obese
True
Class 1 obese
@shy helm heloooooo
about spreading islam and jihad
all what i did was say that her BMI categorizes her as obese and slook at her making fun of my face, my existence and what not
i don’t want to estimate weight but she is probably 65kg-70kg max
Miaow!
you started first. and look how it's backlashed on u
Helloooo everyone
Alhamdulillah!
she said herself literally she is 80kg. you calling her a liar?
@lilac beacon u pfp. is annoying my eyes
I like it chubby, what’s your type guys ?
LIKE WHY WOULD U TELL PEOOPLE YOUR WEIGHT AND HEIGHT IF U DONT WANT TO RECEIVE COMMENTS
How tall is she
Why?
Started first ? You asked my BMI and i tell you honestly , and you making fun of me straight away
Asalaaaam alaykuuuum
I am a baddie.
But lol who cares youre just a piece of shit
I love attention
Bro just block them
because is so hot
Ok bro
what were u planning to do w me
Nah im not that butthurt 🤣
I mean I'm sure you can understand why someone would insult you after you randomly called them obese 😭
Damn
Hi amy 
you first said im skinny asf which is factually untrue
you should have thought about yourself being obese before you said that statement.
You are underaged bro :((
Wear some clothes women
So
Come on yall 😭
Nothing
how did u know they are humans 
Smbd was asking abt u
Skinny is offensive ?
😔
She is wearing a bikini
Didnt know that
Nissan back
fatty is offensive?
Heyyy micro siss
what was on ur mind spit it out
same here ✌🏻
If she aint 280..
she aint a lady
I didnt get offended btw
I wanted to grab a beer with you
Give me location
Seff
oh you did
🤣
you did get offended
280 lbs ?
Delete your fucking pfp its not the place for this shit
look at the ummah, all disunited 💔 😞
She needs to wear more:( it's cold
I just clicked on this to ask if anyone has played the Elden Ring dlc because what even is this
"it"?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
is there water on your scooter
I told you to keep going then
What happened
kgs abi 😻
Later.
what's popping here
cool DLC, final boss will make you ccry
Yuh 
oh makes sense...
You f*ck objects?
Disgusting
if you were not offended you wouldn't made that dirty joke u did but heh i let it slide..you just showed how you were brought up
nice pfp
Dont forgot
you see
Neeeemiiii

Hey sultan
What's up
ask khai
Yo nissin
----------- only nice messages after this line ----------------------
Well didnt know that offended you but if it did then im sorry. But yeah you can still go on with that fat jokes btw
khai wdym IT?
nice
I'm on my 16th attempt at the dancing lion one, I'm fighting both him and the camera 😭
Okay bluespectra
i love myself
a 15yo arab lesb btw
Gurt ashura lol, hru
man what are you doing alone in the gaming channel for like the half 3h 😭

She is my micro sis
I’m not a lesbo
i stated facts
Suvooooooo come on man
I'm okay, how are you nissin
whats that leaf on your profile 
🥀 💔 forgot its not legal there yet
You should be more respectful to others
@young bane
leaf, stick, omfg
I did not get a single adult women
dont call me a tree next
Hell yeahhhh
True that im taking the credibility to it
i don't wanna continue with calling you fatty. let's just de-escalate. and uh yeah I'm good from my side.
I got senko
Soin
suvo whats that weird thing on your profile @river basin
Try to act like me
No she means ur badge u dumbass
ohh
mine are biger
send geymers
ts one

@warm yarrow hello ,
Last meadow online thing
girl either way i wouldnt be its haram
but i forgot i was in vc still
Nah keep going . Ask @river basin to join you too
Hello
its a discord itegrated game
who has the coolest profile there tell me
spoiler alert it's me
sorry as much u want it. im not interested
Yeah
i was playing chess when you came
did you see that
It sucks
yeah i was like why isn't this guy in the chess VC
Yess,second person to write my name 
are you a masochist by chance
avatar @lilac beacon pls
Lmaoo
i missclicked and the guy there stopped playing his game and said lets play chess
suvo wyd man 😭
beobel sleeeeeeebbb
i heard something blast outside
@shy helm hi
filip stop playing w AI and me🥀 💔
no sleep asya we goin world cup
still excited
yo ,that's doxxing
using an edited version of his pfp, it's a serious thing, kindly change it
Do you worry about your neighbours getting shaken by your farts some days ?
Gtk
im aight tyfa
Why not ? Just keep going until you feel the grudge off your chest. Didnt you like it tho ?
Why is nobody talking about how seffo moggs everyone
wait me too, whens the next mactch
about 2 months
Its just for a while, we joke around with Suvo. Ill change it back.
?def mog
No definitions listed.
seffo?
?def mogger
who is the rival
:x: That word could not be found in the dictionary.