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I c
get the fuck away
@deft hearth u still didnt add me back 
fucking L

death bozo
where!
on dc

Oh wait lemme check
Someone to talk?
no
im going to burn this whole general
I will I will I will
I can but my voice
meows mrrr honk shmimimi zzz mimimi gnorp
I js woke up
Testosterone boost 💪🏿
Never mind im in room 2.11
don't do it ||without me||
Yeah cHill
Literally me
us
get those gasoline
How much do you bench
⛽

200g*
?t
How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people?
On a scale of 1-10, -1.
200 grams
😭 twin
200L
John 1:6
<6> There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
Average discordian 
Very
?t
What’s the worst thing you’ve eaten out of politeness?
No
@deft hearth is that true?
Start speaking infront of the mirror, you’ll get better 
<35> Jesus wept.
Wasn't him
D. Rockefeller
Yeah cuz of John?
@solar heart (FREE TOYOTA)
John 9:11
<11> He answered," The man called Jesus made clay and anointed my eyes and said to me,' Go to Silo'am and wash'; so I went and washed and received my sight."
my wife
Definition (noun): (Islam) the principal evil jinni in Islamic mythology
Jesus Christ
Who
toyota
Eblis
tonota
Hmm 🤔
wish i ss that
hmm
You wish bish
Wsg man
sudo pacman -S discord-app
y
i will get u next time
just keep in mind ||im always watching||
Lmao 🤣
iwctl
You wish
Yeah you are always watching for the polis
I'm not a user tho
Anyways
It's complicated
what do u use than
Android
/Sudo remove france

Or whatever
That's crazy man
we can call it a linux distro
ADB do u know what it stads for?
Android Debug Bridge
Lmao 🤣 yeah
Oh
arch for arm + with sound preinstalled

im starving
@deft hearth why’re you using oxymorons in your name
Sam damn
and im alredy starving
~sudo rm scar from face
sudo pacman -S nuclear-bomb
Nanoblade
i dont sleep
SLEEP IS FOR WEAK FOLKS
I see
hi 👋
command non found, did you mean "i wanna fuck a 35yo woman"?
HI WSSP
Hi
are you a girl
yea ofc uh..
thats wierd, id say, if i was a boy with no life who uses arch linux
~sudo replace 💩 to 🧠

ermmmm
At least in the Pacific ocean
Always waiting for someone previous like emethist underground

lets be friends
i never had to talk to girl not like me
But what I get is marbels
yea sure..ur a girl too?
thats unusuall isnt it?
erm wdym
to meet someone like me

just asking
no
im answering
Meet u later when I will be valued
im a girl
Who in here finished college already?
you have so many identities
Not me 😔
i identify as rtx 5090
powerfull, beatiful, wanted
alrrrrrrr..how old r u
Machinosexual
Damn
old discord reply?
Thank god I'm not a Middle child
😭
Haha
4.1231056256 × 4.1231056256
hey happy early independence day to Pakistan
um..my maths so bad
Tysm 👍🏿
just use calculator
OMG UR FROM PAKISTAN?
WAITT
LMAOO
I KNOW HER
Yus, I'm halalicious 
OHHHHHHHHH
haramlicious*


Lol yeah she went viral 🤣

Yussßs
"advanced girl is being racist"
What about intermediate girls😈
I don't have insta.
Well its good to be productive like that haha
Not me but this guy or girl is addicted
UR 17?
I'm sorry if I said something that bothers you.
How to spend your time during the day
thats absolutely right! congratulations! you nailed it! you get nothing tho
Why meh?
H-
haramilicious
gore
:((((((((((((((((( im 15 btw

I'm waiting for this one bruh
cool when i was 15.. danmn when i was ur age
13-15 were my prime days
Sybau
Add me back first
ahhhhh
guess whre i am from @glad quiver
No, its okay. During the week I go to gym in the afternoon, and I give law classes on weekends 🤷♀️
hm not sure....ermm...idkkk..
its a game
I can give you a clue
hooray
))))
i can give u hints
yea suree
i cant even connect
Ya Mamacita
linux issue
what exactly
its not an os its a kernel
so where r u from
u havta guess
Yh ik
ofc now you know
ermmm uh bangladesh idk
not asia
@glad quiver you a Baki right?
uh thennnnn idkkk
okieeee
is it like ur knowledge ends here?
yes idk just tell
russia
oh niceeeee...
why "..."
erm thats like idk a habit..i cant stop
bruh it looks like an emoj
..
...
.........
........
id say go fuck yourself but since im a polite person ill continue this dot noncence
........
thats mean :<<
......
...........
wahtever just know ur silly and cool
i seeee cool..
i could get some c++ shade there but inknew its off.. im not in javascript either
wbu ig
nothing much..js chillin
what aboiut breathing

unknown command "learn" did u mean "pretend to know something"?
yea im inhaling oxygen
thats not good. pure O will kill you

where are u from btw
no its pacman
but where are u from
.....pakistan
could be worse
hi
hi
Hello dudes
nah i think pakistan is the worst
Hii
What's going on
wssp
No it's not!
i dont have a penaut
Wdym bro?
alr
north koreans would love to argue if they could think
call me sis its more satisfying yk
Okay
ex enclaved by the british territories
i love the british empire so much
*in
hit the book than fuck
Your thoughts don't matter! You know nothing about Pakistan!
okay?...im from pakistan bro so like ik
cant see on my 1080p screen with 25% scale, is it a piece of shit, did u just poop?
No you're not - your smelly.as. you're from smelly endia
no?
im from pakistan
Of course I am from heaven "Pakistan"
shut up idiots its british raj
ur grammer is giving me a headache...idk what u meant to say but okay
Go eat your street food 🤣🤣🤣
what?
he said im a bloody dumbass
okay
I mean - You're smelly - You're from endia - you're a smelly 🪰🪰 ass
im from pakistan
Hello:D
im not even from india
she doesnt fly she is a ground animal
india lite
JAYDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
HOWW ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
dis bangladesh
@glad quiverjoking btw
im doing goooood:>>>>>
Yeah but flies sit on dirty people like em!
dis bangladesh
ngas im not from india do yall not understand
HELP CHILLLL
atlest they speak english
You're Ik
GOOD TO KNOW YAYA
Man you are a Muslim but you are behaving like this? 😂 Chillax dude, let's not throw some racial comments or mockery here.
JAYDEN

PLEASE FUCK URSELF
No N word.
Quit the kids play now.
alr sorry
his pfp is enough to block him
brotha agathin, my man :)
I don't argue with small minded people like em!
@deft hearth
then dont argue maybe?
Lal shabaz qalandar 
Pawein shia owe ya wahabbi
its not like you are a "bigger" minded one
Yup let's see if they repeat.
🗣️ 🗣️
O jaa gobar ka sevan kar 🤣🤣🤣
HI
J*B
abe ja nikal
Please censor it
lal shahbaz qalandar 🗣️🗣️🗣️
My bad hold on
||job||
Lal shabaz qalandar 🗣️🗣️
sencorship?
dudeee nooooooooooo :((
Censored censored dw
tysm
Ok no more jo*
Aww
Bible has it too
@dense jolt @full harness @glad quiver One more time, kindly don't fight or no insults towards each other. One is gone already, please be kind from now on.
Job 2:4
<4> Then Satan answered the Lord," Skin for skin! All that a man has he will give for his life.
u will be always a surface laptop foe mw
I ain't even fight

Use English 
well he started it alr..not my fault...he was being disrespectful
Alright, boss
:>>>>>>>
Elo chai 
?t
Does having a day off for a holiday increase or decrease productivity at work?
How dare you taint the name
Then report him or you will both get muted next time.
AH WOW...SAME
just ignored, we dont give a damn thinng 
alright
yea right
it depends
actually he was spreding missinfo, hate speech, racism, political shit, racial slur
yea exactly
nthg just warm up
gm twin
How're you scar?
How have ya been?
Dealt.
Studying mostly, it's all one can do nowadays. Been peaceful, hope you've been good too, long time no see
It's going good man, hbu?
Thanks broda and how's you ?
ive been study, edit the video and pratice my body into athletic 💪
Long time no see, I just came home from work due to some work at home 😂 I'll have to go back to the office now. Such a tragedy.
?t
What is the strangest app you have heard of or tried?
Good work home now.
Just working man, rest is good.
toto
drink juice right after brushing, much better
Good good.
:>>>
froggyyyyy 
18+ Games... Nah man I didn't get anything yet, I just want to play with you guys and at the same time be afraid of getting addicted and focusing less on my work due to this 😂. I'll have to rethink twice now.

How's you Saimon?
An angel has lost its wings (employment). It's all work now
god forbid a man wish for ✨ whimsy ✨
Nice brother, keep doing watchu doin
✨
jaydeen 
how's you
I'll go back to work. My mum needed me here so I had to get home 😂. At the same time there's work going on you know.
im doing gooood, jjst suffer the hot weather:>>>>
House Renovation.
Busy man you are
how to get lurker role?
Soon yeah.
get some story games 🫸
aren't we all, lovely august
😂 Give me your life as a story game for me, let me see what kind of trauma you went through and what kind of people you have faced throughout these years.
bruuh you're diabolical 
guys do i shitpost in #🧠|serious-chat 
I'll tell you guys when I get married and inform you guys about my kids as well 😂
I'll motivate all of you.
ewwwwwwwwww
ohh yesss cleaning diapers kind of motivation
so good
you should touch some grass
No no, JK. What do you recommend to play?
😔🙏
Invite me
NGL Saimon 
I already practiced everything.
20+ Cousins
9 Siblings.
😂
what
So it's very usual.
😭😭😭😭😭😭 9 SIBLINGS?
I wanna drink Dilmah tea at the actual plantation in Sri Lanka
Ogay
Yup.
VC anyone
O-gay
Shush
It's too nice and tasty.
Ikr, one of my fav ngl
don't drink that ||without me||
2 more and it would be a full football team 😭🙏
I bet u are milk-tea person
U cant drink tea without milk
My future plan
nope. I'm a any-tea person 🙂
i can even drink hot water without licker 🙂
assalamualaikum
classics like red dead 1/2, witcher 3...
but you can try other games like Dark souls 3, DOOM, Metal Gear Solid 5
Wa'alaikumussalam yaa ukhti
I need to get a bit more productive
Leave discord
sisteeeeeeeerrr :>>>>>
but hold up what's that gif 
Keep going..I'm being way more productive by doing the same
Come here for a bit just for trollin' ppl
Same
Lil brooo..temme whats new
why
Cute right lol
news?:>>>
i dont have one, still enjoying my life:>>
:)
You apparently joined DC in 2024
It's fun
On discord? Bruh
😂😂😂😂
having babies is fun 😂🙏
Rightt 
that's like a fever dream
"I like labour pain" ahh fantasies
lia
maaan, im glad im missing out 
Yes
One of my fav movie ngl
hes lowk so badass br 😭🖐🏻🙏
MINE TOO
Yayy
:>>>>>>>>
I LOVEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD(D)^1000000000 it
yea 😔
especially that quote at the end...
"say my name"
"Salahudin"
"you're goddamn right"
🙏 so peak
no
Naahh...U're too young to die here on discord. Touch some grass bro. Discord is full of shit trust me. Use ur video skills for something else
YOU KNOW WHAT WAS PEAK
yes
smacks
"I am jerusalem"
How was your experience with flat earth and Muslim vc yesterday?
Thattttt
i still touch grass, i go outside, i play sport, and im a good person:>>
Which sport?
i see you're playing the 2 truths 1 lie game 
badminton, soccer and volleyball:>
the muslim vc was more interesting than fe vc
everything is a truth:>>>>
@deft hearth new movie obsession
I know u're a good person. Just use ur skills to make something else..not for discord or server thingy..U prolly can make money from it
ikrrrr it totally happened
How so?
Volleyball is not a masculine sport.
i make money from
selling feet
wow
wow
WHAT
no ts a lie
Glad u didnt mention e-sport...
Which word can’t you understand?
NUH UH
volleyball is like peak masculinity
I'm pretty sure, not ur own feet
ye uhh
Name one male volleyball player in 10 seconds
Jayden
Yt would be much better than this

Jayden is not a man
i cant even name a female player
IS A NATURAL NAME FOR BOYS AND GIRLS BRUH

Are you a guy?
i play basketball does that make me a man
e sport? you mean video game sport?
Dont ask him to prove it..he is my brother
Mostly girls use this name
im a guy
and im a guy i can still use this
Sort of. Basketball is boring though.
Mine is also a gender neutral name
you play among us bitch
how tf is basketball boring
Yes ofcourse!
💔
Hello guys
Exactly, I'm a critic

?def jayden
Omg its @sand path
:x: That word could not be found in the dictionary.
Noob bot
Compared to soccer, basketball is relatively boring.
i dont even play those, i play mostly arcade game or puzzle game to relax my mind
Hello Cutie catto
Hey 

soccer is boring
cringe
i play soccer 
says 'among us 9'
Are you gay?
you like grown men touching balls with their feet 🖐🏻
so youre the k!nky gay
NOICE. Thanks for reecom
If you play basketball, you are basically among guys who fight to fondle a ball
football is also that but with feet
tell me what's worse
fiddling balls or fiddling balls WITH FEET!!
No shit Sherlock
Bruh, people play football with their hands mostly.
@analog smelt
@fleet gulch
soccer aint soccer no more, wth 😭
@crude hawk maybe you were your mom’s son before and now you are her daughter
Are u talking about that American eggball?
The name football is for some reason 🥀
Skip class 👌
bc fe earth is more like science this science that my small pea sized brain can’t understand it
while muslim vc has more questions relating social constructs
Flat earth people don't believe in science 
even tho you’re not supposed to question things bc allah said repeatedly asking too many questions means you are having doubts
They don't believe something call brain exist
I thought the whole point was asking more questions
no you don’t ask too many questions
I remember seeing that video when some flat earth guys visited Norway or something where u can see the sun all day long.
They were gobsmacked
Some later called it controlled CGI
That's why I never start a conversation with those people
Blind faith is dangerous
he basically meant that asking questions is ok but useless ones that instigate debates on whether or not it’s real means you have doubts about islam
like asking questions abt why did the quran write this or that
why women wear hijab why men can have 4 wives
Questioning things and searching for answers was supposed to make your faith stronger
From what i understand its more to male gaze and 4 wives is more to like population control
Cuz day by day there are more female than male
Male going extinct

If males are going extinct. Hopefully it begins with Discord mods
.
Check statistics
Folks!
Bro wth is taking you so long to write
Folks! We’ve got the best group here — absolutely incredible people. Everyone’s talking about it. We’re going to have an amazing conversation, maybe the greatest conversation ever in a group chat. Believe me.
It is not about that. I believe I understand what he meant. It's as if people had sex on a regular basis without any protection or abortion methods. Also, if people didn't kill girls after discovering they were girls during pregnancy or after birth. We're supposed to have more females than males. That's the belief in Islam, anyway.
Hmm
What did tota do?
Apparently racial slurs
We will definitely make Discord great again, and every mod will have better pay, not just 100%, not just 200%, but a thousand per cent.(By the way, I'm trying to mimic Donald Trump. It's not trying to get political, it's just satire, so please don't ban me, please.)
What's up with everyone getting personalized roles
@frank ibex bye bye greek Egyptian
What was it?

Folks, can anyone tell me how do I check what level I am on? Because I know I am on the top level because I'm the best and no one's better than me. Ha!
idk lol
She's not muted tho
she was
Idk
@frank ibex come here and say that slur again
hello hello hello whats going on here now then?
hello hello hello
Uh, do you guys think I should stop mimicking Donald Trump in case I get, like, in a serious trouble? Would I?
maybe 
Not really.
Today the same amount of boys is born, they just die earlier so to say.
Men died during wars as well (women too though but less).
It's not the reason (or not the main one) for polygamous marriages.
It's a deeper topic.
But I wasn't going to discuss it now, just decided to correct on the fact that the amount of men and women is the same nowadays (without counting slight difference).
i hope that lad gets over run
Who cares do what you want its discord there's no serious trouble
Sorry, sorry. Donald Trump is the best. Donald Trump is number one. I never meant to insult him. He is amazing. I respect him deeply.
he is not making America again again
but there is more women than men lol

i hope u get banned
hi sorry i didint see you
Broo. Do you not ever sleep?
thank you mr mridul
donald trump sucks he is not making america great again bruh😭
Fax
Thank you mr nissan

Having 4 wives sounds like a nightmare unless u don't live with any of em. They are just a thing for your pleasure and amusement.
Fr. Sleep is a conspiracy made by the government
Wink Wink

agreed
I hope you did understand that it was entirely satire and sarcasm.
It really is some kind of a nightmare hahaha
But I disagree on last one if we take religious reasons. But if take some men themselves then yes, you're right, it's not like all of them have good reasons marrying more women.
the moon was put there by the goverment
💯
doubt theres any good reason to marry 4 women
Fr.. it's just a light bulb
In todays society
kinda hard to tell sarcasm through text
I'm yet to meet one person who had multiple wives with good reasons.
How was he supposed to know
every time there no moon its cuz their switching the bulb
Tengen
I say instead of 4 wives. How about 2 husband and 2 wives. This way everyone can enjoy the polygamy
The government always has smth to hide..
😆
Or 3 wives and 1 more husband
People have different reasons so yeah
Yeah. They do it every 28-29 days
yeah but theyre not good reasons 🤍
blocked messages
Lmao
More like good intentions
Before it was about politics as well.
If anyone here had a beef with a scarface just send him this lmao 🤣
So when blocking meh
Would they really?!
By the way, there are polygamous people (I'm not talking about religion) who date monogamous people. And some are doing just fine. 🤔

Yeah, I'll marry one Muslim, one Buddhist, 1 Jewish, 1 Hindu to bring world peace
If u are monogamous and you're ok with your partner being polygamous. Are u really monogamous?
which app did you use to make this?
hi chat
hi 👋
hru
alhamdulillah fine
You're judging by your subjective views.
But anyway, if they're fine with it then we don't have to feel bad for them. It's not like someone is forcing us to do the same.
wbu
what would u think about it lol
no 🙂↔️
Dobroye utro nissan
oh
We almost have the same name
Inshot usually
thx for the info
maybe, cause the display name is my real name and im vietnamese soo yeah
Yw bruh
So ur real name is khanh?
yes

Better ask polygamous people.
But it kinda makes sense. They're dating one person, just not owning them or not being jealous. 🤔
I remember someone writing that they know who their partner is having relationships with so they don't mind and it's better than cheating behind one's back.
Ello rakia
from?
vietnam

You're a peacemaker, I see
what's the meaning of your name?
I've said that multiple times 
They hate me 
Nice. What does it mean tho?
Maybe I'll explain next time haha
my name doesnt have meanings, some people in vietnam has meanings in their names.
I forgot the meaning
Pookie

I see
TONOTAAAA
YAYYY
she is freeeee
My loveeeeeeeeee

Yeee I was sleeping 
Again, if u are gonna accept your partner sleeping with someone else. You're not monogamous, it doesn't matter even if u say you're one.


Welcome to the club


I'm the good angel unlike u. Azriel (angel of death)
But monogamy isn't about it, no?!
I understand what you mean but I disagree.
by the way, i just googled up what does my name mean
What is monogamy about then?
Astagfirullah
I took the different name from angel's so no, I'm not Azrail. 
Hi
Nah, too late. You're Azriel
Mridul means soft as far as I know. And khan is surname
hi 👋
Take @molten relic first @abstract wind
hmmm?
thats nice
@stark lion @worn ridge @sudden geode @torpid berry poooookieeees 
So many green roles today
Eww polygamy
I created a cult just for a 3h mute 
Just having/loving one partner at a time
So, as long as they themselves don't date others they're monogamous 🤔

bro
what
Okay, you got me.
h
i
So if you're OK with your partner seeing others. Are u one?
hi Tonto 
l
I'll touch u inappropriately 
J
M
I believe, it's the matter of jealousy. And many other reasons. Having more space for yourself, for example.
If we take me myself then no, I wouldn't be able to be a part of polygamous relationship.
Chika 
I'll go for now, people.
Thank you, everyone.
Enjoy your time! 🌷
(Daylight come and we want go home)
Ban @timber ocean
Cuz I said to an indian that he is an indian 
I'm coming for you
Be gentle it's my first time
they can try
Work all night and I drink a rum.

I'm sure there are some arguments for polygamy but it's not something I agree with.
Dw I'll go nice and slow. You won't feel a thing
Nessah lurking 
hello everyone, how is it going?
I would love some rum rn
Meow that's fine
We stack banana til the morning come

Get ready to be touched
you should have given me those 100€ and I would have given the role to you
Are u listening to music?
Harry Belafonte is talented
Yuh
həə, hardan bildin?
Time to get butt naked and take a shower

aaa okey XD
credits to gaylicious
Adios fr
say you r gay 🤳
Yes aaah I'm so excited and scared at the same time
Don't drop the soap. Take care
sweet sixteen
its so nice
I'm gay

But your honour, the line implies I'm not
❤️
🗣️🗣️🗣️
John 11:35
<35> Jesus wept.
Gay=Gai(Old French)=Joy
?def wept
No definitions listed.
Linguistics ❤️
Sto using that word for homosexual
😥
Hhe
yay our tota is back! 
Lemme in again
Bedrin
LEMME IN
Guys I heard Nissan she's a man 😭
1 Corinthians 6:19-20
<19> Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit within you, which you have from God? You are not your own; <20> you were bought with a price. So glorify God in your body.
Nah I confirmed she is she
Lebron ahh defense
In what? heaven?

Only jesus can do that
❤️
I was sleeping 


Bro this idiot weren’t u muted
Not anymore tonto 
I do the same u did and I get executed at the instant
yoo toyotaa
No, you didn't do the same 
Ducklinggggg



