Deutsch

[rotund peak]

the server needs to hear you making turkey noises

[wicked radish]

gugelugu

[rotund peak]

you must share this with everyone else

[rotund peak]

ok sing it rn

[worldly dagger]

d oit

[oblique path]

yes

[worldly dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/der-moment-wenn-m-an-bielefeld-gefunden-hat-gif-18407289

[wicked radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmi0XqTlEY8

SO LEUDE

DEUTCHE KULTUR MAX

[worldly dagger]

https://youtu.be/ODkERmUh0hQ?si=iMUP-roQ_xnV3UGC

Eine japanische Freundin hat mir das geschickt und gefragt was der Song so aussagt weil sie den feiert💀

[wicked radish]

that first 10s

koennte schlimmer sein

[worldly dagger]

Bro nah mein Mathe prof gibt uns einfach Hausaufgaben über Weihnachten BODENLOS

Erste Aufgabe schon bodenlos

[wicked radish]

L

der issen arsch

[worldly dagger]

Dr fauck more like dr fuck you

[wicked radish]

fauck you

[worldly dagger]

[wicked radish]

samuel

[worldly dagger]

😭

Das von einer Freundin

Hat sie für 100€ verkauft auf dc

💀💀💀

[wicked radish]

???

[worldly dagger]

Leute auf dc manchmal zu down bad ig

[wicked radish]

immer

[worldly dagger]

@thick viper NEUER DEUTSCHER LEUTE

[wicked radish]

Kannst du auch deutsch überhaupt Junge lol

[thick viper]

Ne

[wicked radish]

Nice

Kann niemand

[worldly dagger]

Kannst du japanisch

[thick viper]

いいえ

[wicked radish]

Perfekt

[wicked radish]

[thick viper]

Baka

[worldly dagger]

UwU onii chan kannst du mir japanisch beibringen

/kms

[wicked radish]

Auf 4k ertappt

[thick viper]

Ich kann dir ... beibringen

[wicked radish]

Der junge ist halb flüssig

Was ein Sack

[thick viper]

Ja

[worldly dagger]

Was ...

[thick viper]

Ich lerne Deutsch seit 2 Jahren erst

Hab N1 letztens geschrieben

[wicked radish]

Hurra

[thick viper]

Ja krass oder

Ich lerne immer mit vns deutsch

[wicked radish]

Un fucking fassbar mein Herr

[thick viper]

Ja

[worldly dagger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHrdhMZEr9c

[idle garnet]

@wicked radishthis is how your language is

[wicked radish]

yeah thats why we never qwrite it like that

anything after 10 is written as numbers only

[idle garnet]

omg lux
what's 555 in Belgiumese

[late stone]

"five-hundred fifty five" it's not much better in english

[idle garnet]

пятьсот пятьдесят пять

five hundreds five tens five

[late stone]

german is an official language in belgium

so that would be a valid answer

[idle garnet]

so you don't know belgiumese

jk haha

[late stone]

it's actually 555 in belgiumese

[worldly dagger]

JUNGE WAS IST MATHE ALKTER AAA

habe für den scheiß locker ne stunde gebraucht weil ich mihc 10 mal verrechnet habe

[wicked radish]

maul halten was machst du da

thats ist scheusslich

[worldly dagger]

auf gott

was erwartet unser prof von uns

er denkt wir sind taschenrechnert

[wicked radish]

sach, du bist 13 oder 14.

oder ist das keine klasse mehr

[worldly dagger]

Uni XD

luftfahrttechnik

[wicked radish]

warum suchst du dir ein fach mti MATHE aus

dummer trottel

deshalb geh ich in IT

[worldly dagger]

ja flugzeuge go BRR

[wicked radish]

do ist weniegr mathe

[worldly dagger]

IT hat auch mathe

LOL

boolesche algebra

ihh

hab auch informatik als ein modul leider

[wicked radish]

weniger als LUFTFFAHRT

[worldly dagger]

ja ok mind haben wir nicht so komische Beweise wie die Mathe Studenten

das ist nochma next lvl

cancer

und flugzeuge go brrr da lohnt sich das auch

https://tenor.com/view/god-flyteam-parabens-aniversario-a350-gif-22845348

[wicked radish]

wtf

lmao

[wicked radish]

du bist nicht fly

lass es

das wird bei dir nicht landen

[worldly dagger]

dooooch

ich bin auf wolke 7

XD

[wicked radish]

du hast einen tifen fall vor dir

[worldly dagger]

ja deswegen falschirm dabei

für alle fälle n h

[wicked radish]

toete dich selbst

[worldly dagger]

junge junge

manche russen sind krank

mir wurde grad erklärt dass die USA schuld am ukraine krieg ist und alle ukrainer nazis sind ah yes

[wicked radish]

Huh

Lmao

[worldly dagger]

solche leute fast so schlimm wie GDL

[wicked radish]

Du bist eigentlich Nazi, du weißt es aber noch nicht

Sorry das ich dirs sagen musste

Ich habe natürlich recht

[worldly dagger]

🤣

[worldly dagger]

ja und source: trust me bro

🤣

wir haben jz einfach Freistellung für klausur wegen strei

k

GG

[wicked radish]

Lmao

[idle garnet]

https://youtu.be/gMQstep1tgs?si=gZ7eJ2G-nZ9nEgLc

[idle garnet]

https://vxtwitter.com/BocchiTShitpost/status/1746532174340215128

[shy drift]

@idle garnet, you've reached level 80! ☄️

[idle garnet]

Probot agrees

[wicked radish]

The voice is nope

[wicked radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-125FHN-9MQ

@worldly dagger

L;ASJDHFJLWSDFHSDFJ

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[worldly dagger]

💀

[late stone]

https://youtu.be/Lz1qJnwfF04

@wicked radish

[wicked radish]

I got this sent to me like half a year ago lmao

She's good

[late stone]

video is 4 months ago but fair enough

[wicked radish]

I got it before 2024 though

[late stone]

i figured you'd already seen it

[wicked radish]

I also once got it on my recommendations

[late stone]

first time i've ever gotten her in my feed

german vtuber it seems

[wicked radish]

She is

[worldly dagger]

actually good wow

[worldly dagger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsRaY6pia7E youtube recommending me some german bangers now lmao

11 years ago wowies

[worldly dagger]

DB SMART MOMENT

inen technisches Problem weswegen Fahrt nicht weiter gehen kann und sie haben direkt ersatzzug am nächsten Bahnhof

😳😳😳

[wicked radish]

@worldly dagger @oblique path
https://youtu.be/guZkC9Bd8FI?si=pdHD-ZaIkdOwjO18

YTP is a gift from god

[worldly dagger]

Ach du kacke bibi ist ja fast og mittlerweile

Tanzverbot auch so ein G

Kindheitserinnerungen

[wicked radish]

was

ne ne ne ne

noeh

[worldly dagger]

doch doch

XD

[oblique path]

send this to me 2 years later so i can actually understand

[wicked radish]

German Peak Humor

[oblique path]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2ciUycIdad/?igsh=NTYwNXRwODZxOG9o

Never knew this song was German wow

jasonsmostdope

I never realised this song was German 😂 Follow for daily content ❤️🤝
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[wicked radish]

MOSKAU!

[wicked radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V98S34uopRc

@oblique path ay junge

songs

klassiker

[oblique path]

danke

[oblique path]

you sing this

[wicked radish]

maybe

this songs not bad or embarassing

[oblique path]

yeah its good

hi zumi

[wicked radish]

@worldly dagger @reef flame not afraid

[oblique path]

you already did it wow

[wicked radish]

the song is not as embrassing

[oblique path]

saving this as my phone ringtone

[wicked radish]

bet

[oblique path]

beautiful

[obsidian abyss]

omg @wicked radish pls sing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T2sjD4bJU8&pp=ygUOa3ViZWx3YWdlbiBndGk%3D

[wicked radish]

god dammit

[wicked radish]

find a song without R5ON11C's voice

[obsidian abyss]

why

[wicked radish]

i only sing when there is a version with only the music

[obsidian abyss]

oh

my bad

[wicked radish]

you dont me to sing the song because of their voice,m but because of my voice right

[obsidian abyss]

i hadnt thought about it

my brain was just "ofc i will only hear his voice"

[wicked radish]

normally i look for that myself, but i cant find a clean version

[obsidian abyss]

i didnt find one for kubelwagen, but there's another one of these hardbass songs that had an instrumental https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUvBv7W6sCU

[worldly dagger]

😭😭😭😭

[wicked radish]

@oblique path @worldly dagger @reef flame

[worldly dagger]

banger

[obsidian abyss]

banger

[wicked radish]

watch the end

last 45s

thats the important bit

[obsidian abyss]

yep checking it out

[obsidian abyss]

masterpiece

[wicked radish]

even did the fast shit

you're welcome

i dotn do stuff half half

[obsidian abyss]

thx bro

[obsidian abyss]

[oblique path]

amazing

[worldly dagger]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCWCo4S1-to

what a banger

[rotund peak]

oh em gee

[wicked radish]

Nett hier, aber waren sie schonmal in baden?

[worldly dagger]

Ja

[wicked radish]

ELEKTRONENSTRAHLABLENKRÖHRE

@worldly dagger abahahahaha
BAHAHAHAA

FLUORESZENZSCHIRM

SZENZS

[late stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_XPXXpgCPnY

[rotund peak]

uyen my beloved

southeast asian experiencing germany on behalf of other southeast asians

[worldly dagger]

Its sad that i know what this is

Physik LK Moment

[wicked radish]

Nice

[wicked radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GLYfqFF2JM

@worldly dagger

@obsidian abyss

ITS BEEN 1 MINUITE

IM DYING

[reef flame]

vietnamese girl moment

ok slow internet is a complain tho? like how slow can german internet be to be slower than vietnamese's

[worldly dagger]

german internet is horrible

😭

[oblique path]

Nice

[worldly dagger]

one day we will have fibre instead of copper cable I pray

honestly i shouldnt complain

https://youtu.be/ieCXWyijiqc?si=58IK0Y8PVZEG3vDQ&t=196

some ppl still have no / barely any internet in germany after all

[reef flame]

it sounds bad but cannot be random-country-in-southeast-asia bad

[worldly dagger]

well idk how its availability wise but speed wise vietnam is ahead

[reef flame]

wiki says as of 2021 coverage is 71% and is mobile network based

i guess we win at broadband speed not at mobile network speed tho

[worldly dagger]

tf

i wouldve guessed mobile is ahead by a lot

well I guess now that we got 5G thats a huge upgrade in Germany

[reef flame]

Germany is ahead in both according to wikipedia tho https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sovereign_states_by_Internet_connection_speeds

[worldly dagger]

but imma be honest the 5G coverage is a joke, honestly the whole mobile coverage is pretty bad

[reef flame]

5g coverage :c

<telephone company> says i live under 5g coverage, yet my phone has never caught it

[worldly dagger]

hmm interesting, a lot of websites seem to say different things then

I looked at statista for my numbers

[reef flame]

yeah, i mean internet speed is probably measured by sites like speedtest.net logging down test requests
who does that in vietnam besides nerds living in places with the best connections in the city

i dont think small villagers do speedtest.net in both vn and de

[worldly dagger]

was the case for me for like 2 years too but now vodafone has finally fixed their sht god bless

[worldly dagger]

yea

well I always do speedtests when my internet is shit tbh 💀

[reef flame]

https://www.verbformen.com/conjugation/?w=duzen

impressive verb

[worldly dagger]

these examples are pretty skull tho

Wen duzt du? = Who do you talk to ah yes

💀

[worldly dagger]

ive never seen duzen or siezen used in written language i think wow

[reef flame]

Ahh yes thou shall be you

[worldly dagger]

i mean at least its technically correct

or used to be correct a few thousand years ago

[late stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QzeZYy0dzzE

never thought about how windows open differently in different parts of the world lmao, i thought everyone knew about this

[wicked radish]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdywClTVfj0&list=RDOdywClTVfj0

culture

lmfao

[rotund peak]

oh no

[worldly dagger]

WAS IST DIGITALISIERUNG RAR

[obsidian abyss]

im struggling to send money to deutschland

[reef flame]

What should i do for a weekend in berlin

[obsidian abyss]

get pretzels from every place that sells them and rank them all

[reef flame]

@.@

[worldly dagger]

Go check out mitte

[reef flame]

Mitte?

[worldly dagger]

Its the central district of Berlin where all the cool stuff is

Like Hauptbahnhof etc

[reef flame]

Oo

[worldly dagger]

Museumsinsel

[reef flame]

Okk

[worldly dagger]

And DHL apparently

[worldly dagger]

Huh how is that possible

Any bank Transfer should be just fine , if not paypal is also an option

[obsidian abyss]

my bank doesnt want me to add a foreign benefactor myself.
paypal is the benefactor btw lmao

[worldly dagger]

If you like historic stuff maybe Altstadt Köpenick or Altstadt Spandau is also W

[worldly dagger]

Damn what kinda L bank is that

😭

[obsidian abyss]

one of the most used banks in france

[shy drift]

@obsidian abyss, you've reached level 49! ☄️

[worldly dagger]

Oh no french banks

[reef flame]

I love old architecture

[worldly dagger]

My dad told me french finance system is L for foreigners as well

He has to pay property taxes but cant apparently

[obsidian abyss]

this

[worldly dagger]

Cuz the system only works with domestic banks

[obsidian abyss]

he is right

[worldly dagger]

Yoo im BNP

Lmao

[obsidian abyss]

wait are you based in france??

[worldly dagger]

No

They also operate in Germany

[obsidian abyss]

oh

[reef flame]

Not relatable 😔

[obsidian abyss]

i didnt know since the name is french

banque nationale populaire

the name litterally says national

[worldly dagger]

💀💀

Gg

I never knew what it stood for

[worldly dagger]

Gedächtniskirche at Kudam (Kurfürstendamm) also good

Its a relic of WW2 basically

Lots of history stuff to do in Berlin

[obsidian abyss]

basically means national people's bank

[worldly dagger]

Yea I figured🤣

My french classes paid off

[obsidian abyss]

now that i think about it i got a big relic of ww2 near me

[worldly dagger]

Same lmai

[obsidian abyss]

oradour-sur-glane

[worldly dagger]

Im living next to a former KZ

[worldly dagger]

Whats that

[reef flame]

I love places being bombed

[worldly dagger]

Looks asthetic now at least

💀

[obsidian abyss]

one of the places that had the most crual actions of misconduct from the nazis in france in ww2

to the point that the nazi condemned it

[worldly dagger]

Damn

Never heard about it

[obsidian abyss]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oradour-sur-Glane_massacre

[worldly dagger]

Wait actually maybe I heard about it now that I read this

Did mark felton make a vid about this

[obsidian abyss]

"shot in the legs and doused with gasoline before the barns were set on fire. "

[worldly dagger]

Also holy shit there is a woman next to me crying since 15 min at the bus stop for 0 reason

[obsidian abyss]

"Women and children were herded into a church that was set on fire"

[worldly dagger]

Berlin is crazy

[reef flame]

Me knowing nothing about europe during ww2:

[worldly dagger]

Ah yea I know it then

[obsidian abyss]

well i live in the large city a few kilometers away from that place

i used to go to a gym that is technically in that town

[worldly dagger]

Where in france is it?

[obsidian abyss]

imagine france as a body, it's where you'd place the belly button

[worldly dagger]

Oo

French guy in the bus just went biensur x1000

[obsidian abyss]

lmfao

https://tenor.com/HVQ0.gif

[worldly dagger]

Its further than I thought lol

[obsidian abyss]

marsseile ew

[worldly dagger]

Id love to check it out eventually tho

[reef flame]

Quick walk

[worldly dagger]

Lmao fr

My family got a home in bormes not marseille luckily

[obsidian abyss]

hmu when you want i know the bus system

[worldly dagger]

Oh well marseille wouldnt be too bad either honestly💀

[obsidian abyss]

the issue with marseille is the people imo

[worldly dagger]

The driving is also nuts

[obsidian abyss]

call me racist but the times i went i did not have a fun time

[worldly dagger]

I tried driving there one time and I was never the same human againa

Its 10 times more rough than Berlin

💀

[obsidian abyss]

at least you havent tried the paris peripheral or the star roundabout

@reef flame i will die on that hill most of the marseillais are dicks

[worldly dagger]

Yee i was too young to drive when i visited 😭

[obsidian abyss]

you dodged a bullet

[worldly dagger]

I also technically illegaly drove the last time

[obsidian abyss]

https://tenor.com/ZuNV.gif

hell ⏫

[worldly dagger]

I was 17 with a type of drivers license that isnt recognized in france but my dad said fuck it , god bless nothing happened 💀

[worldly dagger]

Oh i remember

Isnt that champs smth

[reef flame]

not gonna drive in berlin

will i die

[obsidian abyss]

yes

[worldly dagger]

Champs elysee i forgor the name bruh😭

[reef flame]

champs elysee?

[worldly dagger]

Yes

[worldly dagger]

In central berlin its stupid anyways

Youre way faster by train

[reef flame]

oh good

i love trains

choochoo

[worldly dagger]

My mom even sold her Car after moving to Berlin

U rlly dont need it

[obsidian abyss]

the paris periph is the most lawless land. the most effective way to kys is going there with a 2 wheeler

[worldly dagger]

Bundestaaag

[worldly dagger]

💀💀

[obsidian abyss]

big rod

[worldly dagger]

Yea french roundabout are a no for me

We had one in aix en Provence that had TWO DIRECTIONS

Like wtf

[obsidian abyss]

oh i lived close to that shit

[worldly dagger]

💀💀

That fucked even my dad up with like 40+ years driving experience around the world

[obsidian abyss]

that fucked my old roommate's dad which litterally has a license for every type of land vehicle except motorized wheelchairs

what we call a "black permit" because every check on your license is blacked out

[wicked radish]

Komm her zu mir

Berlin Scheisse

Ok but flx lives close you can meet him perhaps

[reef flame]

wo lebst du

[worldly dagger]

Gigachad

Beautiful region tho

[worldly dagger]

Er lebt am Arsch der Welt wie man so schön sagt

[reef flame]

o.o

[obsidian abyss]

also has a license for ultra light motorized aircraft

[worldly dagger]

Oh like gliders?

Wait

Im stupid

Motorized

@reef flame when you going to Berlin??

[reef flame]

im thinking of coming at the end of feb

for a weekend

[worldly dagger]

Good idea

Should be decent temp at that time and good chance for no bad weather

[reef flame]

mm mm

[worldly dagger]

If you come and wanna do a meet up maybe also with @thick viper we could arrange something i bet

[reef flame]

[worldly dagger]

Max and me both on vorlesungsfreie Zeit at that time

[reef flame]

unlikely as i will go with my irl friends i think

[wicked radish]

Norddeutschland

SH

Around 500km away from Berlin

[worldly dagger]

Ahh ok enjoy then, if you need any tips you can always ask here

[worldly dagger]

SHHHH

[reef flame]

so far

[worldly dagger]

Scheiß Holstein?

[reef flame]

thx thx

[worldly dagger]

[wicked radish]

Hals Maul ich habe frische Luft

Du bekommst nur AFD Luft ab

[worldly dagger]

Cap

[wicked radish]

Du redest viel KAPPE gerade

[worldly dagger]

Ich wohne in 3 Stunden in Wildau

Da ist beste luft

Ist auch aufm Land

[wicked radish]

Ich bin auch aufm Land

[worldly dagger]

Fahre jetzt schon seit 10 durch Berlin um Papierkram zu unterschreiben kms

[wicked radish]

Würde mir ja stinken wenn ich du wäre

Ich müsste 11-13km fahren

[worldly dagger]

Ja ich sollte nach Estland auswandern

[reef flame]

whats AFD

[wicked radish]

Mmmmhhh

[reef flame]

[wicked radish]

Scharf

[wicked radish]

Rechts politisch

[worldly dagger]

Ja ich musste einmal von Spandau nach Hauptbahnhof und dann jetzt von Hauptbahnhof nach Wildau, aber ich bin ein kek und hab natürlich meine Meldebescheinigung vergessen und muss deswegen erstmal noch zum Wohnheim und wieder zurück

[reef flame]

xd

[worldly dagger]

GGGG

[wicked radish]

Kommt gerade sehr nah an NSDAP an

[worldly dagger]

genug rant

[wicked radish]

Also hier ist es ziemlich super gerade

[reef flame]

i cant imagine writing words so long in a chat

german is hard

x_x

[worldly dagger]

AfD guys did a meeting in a hotel where they discussed what should happen with non germans once they get to power recently

[wicked radish]

BOMBEMPRANK!

[worldly dagger]

They scary but ppl finally protesting its good

[wicked radish]

And let's not go further than that thanks

[worldly dagger]

Meldebescheinigung is just german bureaucracy dw

You will never have to worry about that except if you move to Germany

[wicked radish]

Die deutschen haben eine Orgasmus wenn sie hören dass ihr Grundstückssteuersatz verringert wird

[wicked radish]

Staatsbürgerschaft being a long word doesn't help huh? Lmfao

[reef flame]

me when the longest space-less word in vietnamese is 7 chars long

[wicked radish]

Lächerlich

(10 chars)

[worldly dagger]

As a German i love long words imma be reql

They look funny

[idle garnet]

What's a BH

[wicked radish]

bra

in german its Brueste halter

chest holder

[idle garnet]

Same as russian then
We call it a bust galter

Except бюст usually means a sculpture that contains the head and the upper body

[worldly dagger]

I didnt know it stands for that💀

Wow

[thick viper]

basic knowledge 💀

but isnt it busenhalter?

we are all dumb

its büsenhalter actually

[idle garnet]

bussy hunter

[worldly dagger]

Wow

I feel enlightened

But wtf is büsen

[thick viper]

Idk

[idle garnet]

ROY

ROYYYY

[thick viper]

Was geht meine lieben Deutschlerner und deutschsprechenden Kollegen, es ist hier spät geworden hm

[late stone]

https://tenor.com/view/ryo-yamada-bocchi-the-rock-shocked-surprised-gif-8679791242391913174

[thick viper]

Oh nein

Ein japanisches Buch scary

Kashi notes 🤔

[late stone]

i can understand most of what you're saying, if that's even proper german cuz i'd have no clue

[worldly dagger]

wo

osu

[thick viper]

Nein ich spreche nur Assi deutsch fr

[worldly dagger]

digga jz mal mashallah real talk sprich deutsch du hurensohn

[thick viper]

😭

Was macht ihr so

[worldly dagger]

285 bpm ist perfekt

[thick viper]

Ne

[worldly dagger]

ich koche miso suppe und du

[thick viper]

Ka ich zock morgen vn und Code weiter

[worldly dagger]

wie heißt noch mal diese eine jump map

die so dum dum dum geht

[thick viper]

?

ai yori mo konichiwassup

Die meinst du glaub ich oder

[worldly dagger]

nee

die so 2 min jump only hat

[thick viper]

Schade

[worldly dagger]

die so wie nen rap ist

aber halt so dubstep

[thick viper]

Deadbeats

Remix

Kyou mo tanoshii Livestream

Excuse my rudeness

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dead to me

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Ach die scheiße

Der Song ist so Trash

Lol

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333 bpm jumps 💀

💀

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Chirumiru ist besserer song

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krebs

true

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Kennst du den?

Chi Chi chiru miru kyou mo genki

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achso ne

doch nicht

dachte du meinst den anderen pp farm song

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L

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chuu chuu lovely munimuni

based song

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Ne

Chuu chuu lovely erste 10 Star von mrekk

Wo ist meister luxmiyu hin

Ich wollte mit dem erhabenen Herren reden

Dem anführer dieser gilde

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ping ihn doch

feiert er

trust

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10ner

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zuumi zuum kommt übrigens nach berlin glaube

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Ja ich weiß

🤣

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crazy oder

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Ja crazy

Bro

Lösch

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😭

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Danke

Digga hier gibt es Safe logs

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ja

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@late stone was geht

Gibt es hier logs

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oder vllt doch

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Doch er kann trust

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ok

du kok

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Cocksible

🤣

Ban incoming

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Hi

Wie geht's

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yes there are logs here

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Scheiße

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Ban inc

!!!!!!!!

tschü

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Flx hat meinen Ort geleakt 😭

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tja noob

ist nicht mal dein ort aber ok skill issue trzdm

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Doch

Da bin ich bald

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nein

du ziehst nach Tschernobyl

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Safe

Ok gn

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gn

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liamcarps1

Being late in Germany 🇩🇪⏳

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bro reading newspaper with his face on it

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Lol wow kacke

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Doch perfekt junge

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Ja

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@thick viper, you've reached level 4! ☄️

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Danke

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@rotund peak Rationalitätspostulat

Lieferkettesorgfaltverpflichtengesetz

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why

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actually *Lieferkettensorgfaltspflichtengesetz 🤓

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normale mechanikprüfung in wildau

as a German there is no greater joy than correcting another German when it comes to our language

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Danke

@thick viper auf einer Skala von 1-10 wie dumm ist flx

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10

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Lol

@wicked radish wie können sie so gut deutsch

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https://youtube.com/shorts/SP5Fi4V2mic

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Cap

Das heißt talken 🤣

Denglish

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Ich beantworte deine Frage nicht wenn du mich nicht duzt

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Ok wieso kannst du so gut germanisch

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Wer sagte ich kann das gut

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Ich

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Krank

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Ja

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Das ist das misinformation

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Wieso

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Eine Missinformation

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Ich weiß nicht wie mein Handy ein weiteres 'das' da hinzufügt hat

Ich hasse diese Sprache

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🤣

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Einzige richtige Antwort

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ja

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wo hin @wicked radish @thick viper

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ah

andere friend gruppe

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ey wirklich heute will jeder dass ich vc join und dann wenn ich kann heißts bin weg

💀

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ja

dann brauch nicht 10 runden

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jo dein max bro ist chill

nice

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💀

hört sich an als wäre max mein pokemon oh man

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naja

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(ist er auch aber egal)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpOt9DQh8AA

dieses lied noch immer bestes ärzte lied

so og

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wieso alles so tod hier auf einmal

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weil du noob

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Oh. Einem Dialekt, yay 🥲

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Swiss Germans

"Brutaler Angriff: Sohn von AfD-Politiker von Gruppe zusammengeschlagen"
@worldly dagger LET'S FUCKING GOOO

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💀

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@rotund peak I will commit Hausfriedensbruch to get to you

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House breach

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thanks

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no.

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Idk I just understood the Haus and bruch part

Might be wrong

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It is house breach

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What does the friedens part mean

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Peace

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Breach of house peace

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By breaking and entering, that's a given right

So you doing say it in English

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@wicked radish vc?

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Wtf 😭

Tbh i can't talk rn, no energy

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In school

Give me 25m

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@worldly dagger

@worldly dagger

@worldly dagger

@worldly dagger

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BERLIN BESTE STADT CHANGE MY GEDANKEN

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Have you ever been to Japan
Place, Germany: 😐
Place, Japan: 🙀

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Yes

And while Japan is beautiful too I think Germany is also beautiful

Both got their boring and interesting corners

Like literally any other country as well 🤣

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Never been to either so idk
I've never been to Kazakhstan either

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Nicee

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fr

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I need to visit germany more

Frankfurt was not that beautiful rip

I wanna see Freiburg

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why freiburg

oh I see why ig

it looks like old city

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A friend of mine was in Freiburg on Klassenfahrt w

He said its good city ig

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I love old architecture

Though freiburg isn’t old

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someone in my family is architekt gg

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Pro

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Altstadt lover then lol

In Berlin we got a lot of Altstadt too

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ye go berlin altstadt

my city has altstadt too

everywhere in germany

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The pics from today are from new part of Köpenick but Köpenick got Altstadt too with epic folklore

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No

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I am no lore reader

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Spandau Altstadt also good but its a lot more crowded and less lore and more modern

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shibuya crossing in berlin nice too

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💀

Friedrichstraße moment

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fr

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I dont like people so no thank you

I prefer Köpenick

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lets call it shibuy crossing from now on

noob

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Today was Union soccer match so whole Köpenick was party mode though

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gg

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Ppl were drinking in the train at 12pm...

Ekelhaft

Hab grad fast kimochi warui geschrieben gege

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KIMOI

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Bin zu nihonjisiert

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NATSUME LOVER MOMENT

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Baka

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kimochi warui

don don don donki

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Mund

!

Natsume meins

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baka nano?

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Try me

1v1

Komm Albrechtshof

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bro leaked location

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Was für location

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nah dran du eumel sack

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Das ist n Bahnhof

In Berlin

💀

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bro du bist 500nm weg

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Nein

2km

Luft Linie

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gefunden

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Gl finding mr

Me

Noob

Sag mir wo ich grad bin du kriegst 100€

Auf gott

Also genaue Haltestelle

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welche linie

sag wenigstens das

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Ne

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dann bist du warschauer

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Hab flori vorhin snap geschickt und er wusste einfach genau dass ich re2 gefahren bin💀

Der typ ist 4chan stalker i schör

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dann bist du zoo

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Nein bin potsdamer Platz l

Rip

Nt

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bro wollte ich sogar sagen

aber iidk

wie lange fährst du denn

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Wtf these two talking

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Jz noch 9min

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Little train stop guessing game

I asked max at which station he thinks I am , if he gets it right he gets 100€

But he got it wrong so RIP

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I understood up to the 100€

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Oh he said smth abt me leaking my location with me posting the name of the nearest train station to me

But idc since its like 2km away

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Within bombing radius

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nice that you understood "eumel sack" xD

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Tsar bomba incoming

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for sure bro

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Did not

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xdd

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Just silently ignoring what i dont understand

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Eumel sack is a fictional word created by max

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eumel funny word

eumel actually exists

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Yes but you dont use it

Nobody does

Only max

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https://de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Eumel

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Its like medieval german

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cap

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what does it mean

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its lovely way to call someone dumb

🤣

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eumel sack

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Its more like "weirdo"

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depends on definition

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Wikitionary says its jugendsprache

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ye

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Weirdo dickhead basically

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Nobody uses it literally

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I only use the nice meaning

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Or i am too old

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flx gaslighting you

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Rip boomered

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yes people I talk with use it

because I taught them

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We use a lot of other Jugendsprache tho

Max is the only one I know that uses eumel tho

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max is spreading the eumel knowledge

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fr

katzentisch

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Catable

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ill help spread the knowledge here

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table for littel children

my mom said that recently

xD

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children is cats comfirmed

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nah

Durch zumi zoom's versiertes wissen konnte ich diese tolle wort "katzentisch" lernen

zumi zoom deutsch meister

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man ich wollte richtigh krasses gebildetes deutsch sprechen

aber das ist richtig schwer

rip

pov du versucht deutsch keigo zu sprechen 🤣

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Sprechen Sie nur rightiges Deutsch bitte

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okay mache ich

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bro in berlin the busses say "hold on tight during the ride"

bro its funny for some reason

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Ashimotoni gochuuikudasai

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nice rhyme

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pay attention to your feet?

idk lol

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Watch your steps

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lol

go drive X37 when you in berlin

funny bus

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Sounds like scary number

X37

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ye

X37

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they dont care about ticket

just go in

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Who names a bus linie X

Elon Musk?

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idk

I wasnt checked once in 4 hours train ride gg

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omw to jail because i took a bus without paying

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everybody does that here

no cap

just use old ticket

and hide number

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Its a simple 100chf fine here for first offense

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where do i get old tickets

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idk in some buses you dont even need to show

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Steal from tourists

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just go in back door

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but i am the tourist

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like x37

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Im stealing from YOU

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60€ here

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getting illegal information from max

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I can justr send you my 49€ ticket qr code

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I got caught once cuz they checked me the exact date my annual pass expired

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ez

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Kms

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but wait your name not max rip

thats a bit sus

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I sobbed and they were like ok go buy another one today we wont fine you

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I need girl name 49€ qr code

lol

ye the sobbing trick

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thats nice

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idk if they let me slide

but I never got caught

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ok so go on bus without ticket, if get caught just sob

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But like i literally had annual pass until just that date

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lol

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Unlucky 100

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49€ ticket too op

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I got checked like 2 times the whole year and one of them was exactly when it expired

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you can nearly drive everything

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i think they let you pass because they thought you just forgot by accident

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except ICE

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Ye

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rip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxEPBy1EYA

this video was because he saw women that didnt know good german and had no ticket

and he wasnt allowed to help

video went viral

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49eur ticket is insane

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yeah thats very expensive

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Me when going to zuerich is alredy 49€ ONE WAY

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lol

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they wanted to raise the price

it was 9€ once

the 9€ ticket was insane

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Yeah 9 is just unmaintenable

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wait 49 is considered cheap?

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49 for a month for countrywide unlimited trains

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ye it was cuz of corona compensation

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Thats insane value

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there are some exceptions though

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oh wtf nvm yeah thats good

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I pay like 30 a month only for citywide

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there are some private train operators that dont accept it

but it will be written in the app

but I driven with db regio nordost already and it was fine

and abellio rail was fine too

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In swiss its about 350€ btw

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oh is it true the train delay is bad

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ye 🤣

bro my train was so late once I had 1 min exchange time

I did the sprint of my life

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see its all planned, they want their citizen to have good health so they give low exchange time so you need to make a run for it

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my longest drive was like 12 hours with 5 exchanges and it went all good surprisingly

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I think db considers 5 min late still as punctual lol

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oh lol

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lmfao

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5 min late is fair

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17k reviews

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I think in swiss its also 3 or 5

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thats impressive wow lol

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or mabye it is 15 min idk

I forgot

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15 is not ok LMAO

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but funny moment if your gleis changes like 5 min before

and you dont notice it right away

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Oh yeah that is not ok

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it is for the db

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SBB will be sued if they did this

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lol

but I think it was only really bad one time

most of the time its the next nearest one

if your lucky you dont even need to walk alot

🤣

bro the reviews to funny

but they are dramatizing too much

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It’s a meme that db sucks

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translate this

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its also ironic because germans are known to be punctual

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Max typing up an essay on how bad db is

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i accidentally gave max homework to do

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unfortunately only 1 star as a minimun is possible, its the most unreliable and antisocial passenger transport company which I can think of. Alway late always train failures and if the train is punctual you stay infront of the door and press the button and nothing works. After 40-50 seconds the train starts even if the time table says that there is still one minute left. Worst company I am forced to use. There are more suitable terms but it would be censored and the review will be deleted. Sad that there are such companys and they cant even get sued for it.

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oh wow they really hate db

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that was kinda hard to translate 🤣

I cant really translate "sauladen"

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dox

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Ich wüsste nicht wovon Sie bedenken zu reden der Herr

funny that while u were typing all this I was in RB that had 7 min delay 💀

ok honestly 7min still fine

I shouldnt complain

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Folgt @memesdeutsch_ für mehr 🤣

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Ich hasse diese spam bot hs leute @wicked radish plz ban

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Nice

Userid

Nevermind habs

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Ok rate my roast

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POV: League Player

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Ggs

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why do you even wanna sell art

i dont get it

like

whats with this lame scam

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Yes too many people trying that one

I dont get who actually falls for that

Like if they keep doing it that means it must be working

Kinda sad

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Well they receive some pre-payment

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How do you know

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That's what they ask if you appear like you fell for it

They'll ask for pre payment and then run away

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in the art community it's very normal to pay 50% before the commission and 50% after it's complete

or sometimes you wait for a sketch before paying the first 50%

but scammers take advantage of that to run away with the money

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Yea id only do payment in advance if I 100% trust the person

Otherwise hell nah

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