#Off-Topic Polls 1.0
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and probably get smacked into building and turned into emily ragu sauce
hmmm
honestly, lets ask top part
wdym by extreme power?
10x of my current muscle contration strength?
ngl i got curious
what would emily ragu sauce taste like
hmmmm
Unlimited, but no control, you try and pat a dog and you kill it but you could try and throw a punch but can’t overcome air resistance
Wait so if I’m going like 75MPH in a car I just start flying
Or do I control when I fly
yea thats what i said in a truck
ok good question
can i fly like creative mode
No control
or do i fly like elytra

Does the vehicle I’m in start flying with me or do I just start levitating in the car 
can i levitate mid air and follow my car/truck?
ok thats a good fkin question
You fly like a plane so you have to be out side the car
but @twin epoch told that air must be passing throgh you
*around
so you gonna stand outside car
So if I’m in an inclosed vehicle I’m fine
But what if I open a window in the car 
its useless 99% of time
but if i get thrown out the plain
i may fly just about near sea level and survive
@rotund mantle i think its average flow rate
Hmmmm
so in theory 240km/h air can pass by you on half of your body and other half be perfectly still and it will trigger
in this case, your car gonna go super fast for a drift of air that brush past you to be high enough to trigger it
What if I’m in 75MPH winds, dos it count
Yes
hmmm
We’re jumping in a tornado 
Just like how a plane works is how you fly
ok @twin epoch but air near feet is closer to ground therefore slower
do i have to do fkin calculus to find out what airspeed at head should be in order for average air flow rate to be sufficient enough?
Look up the difference between indicated airspeed vs true airspeed
that would save me if i get stabbed and thrown off the plane at 2036 june 17th at 2:02 UTC 5km above scotland

ill suffer massive injuries but survive
tbh idk why im 5km up in scotland at summer
but eh
guess ill find out in 10 years

is paint
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bad at ksp
whats worse
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paper straws
Pick a super power
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Flight but you need to be travelling 120km+ to take off
@final shale why did you give up
eepy
For days?
bob died
Im a tie breaker ahehehe
Im a tie maker ehehehe
@final shale next poll gon be like ashen the elusive vs ashen the elusive 💀
wow, i see how it is
evil
@oblique juniper 
I wanna vote but the tie is perfect 
115 mins to rethink 🥺
I got you
uh oh

im sorry tea
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Amy Astro :3/Tea :3

Criminal pole
Unanimous
💀
cant self vote
Your acting like it changes literally anything
it does
You’re within range of the planes I fly
You’re within range of the MANPADS I fly
its the 2nd to final not rrlly countdown!!! dodododooosodsdooodaduudooobabdsbbabafa
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ashen
im sorry
it was either zegery, beaver, or ashen
Hydrogen bomb vs nuclear bomb
my god zegery with a steel chair
ur own vote for the top 4 best is funny
zegery kinda fell off he barely exists at all anymore
He is so much not a triangle I'm sorry
ITS UNANIMOUS
bc i messed up when making the fitet stage
final round before the final few rounds
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Zegery
is bob a triangle or rhombus
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rhombus
This is one of the few polls I’ll vote in; I don’t think you can beat someone being constantly helpful and willing to help people
agreed
gingercat deserves the win
99% dark choc or death
thats why it has the interrobang emoji
@final shale get out
no
🚮
3 way poll (then the 2 winners will get their own poll)
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Gingercatmeow
It's the only one that is actually chocolate
I don’t care
It tastes like puke
It tastes like chocolate.
Chocolate in the US is literally illegal in the EU 💀
in america they litterally put stuff thats in sick in the chocolate
I don't remember the name of the specific substance they use but it's literally banned here 😭
As an American. I couldn’t give a single care in the world about the EU.
butyric acid this this
butyric acid is in sick and is in american chocolate
It shows how terrible whatever you guys eat is
Healt hazard 🥀
That food got people to the moon 🤣
I'm gonna be honest, I enjoyed the ragebait, that's a solid 7.5/10
not ragebait
Now it's 8/10
that food got indigestion ads plastered all over television
*heart burn if you call indigestion that
how is heart burn and indigestion the same thing
is that what you guys call heart burn??
weird
heart burn is acid reflux
aaand that is usually related to indigestion
British doing British things
They invented this abomination of a language so it's on them
Weak
cause clearly your bodies can’t handle it 🥀
Ah yes the USA, a country that feeds its people literal poison with the only purpose of charging them tenths of thousands in health care. Very smart and ethical
We got bread and circus at least am I right
are you european?
Send 3 trillion to israel
this is what happen when your bread is just sugar and your water is just sugar and everything you eat is all sugar
average american grocery store bread is an insult to real bread
i never thought my question about chocolate would be so divisive
as an american it is true that we eat an unbelievable ammount of sugar
have you had american grocery store bread?
cause its real bread...
literally made at the store
have you??
google "american grocery store bread"
all the bread has so much damn sugar
lack of food regulation in the US feels so backwards
u live under a rock
is this ragebait
first result: 68g of sugar
second: 44g
third: 25g
fourth: 44g
you cannot tell me that isnt utterly insane
this is the bread the vast majority of americans buy
go check your sliced bread right now
thats not that much
Family first
that is so much wtf
this is the problem
bread anywhere else has way less sugar, this is a uniquely american problem
some american bread is so bad its illegal to sell in europ
chat remember to vote in arguably the most important vote
What happened to beaver did he get eliminated horribly
Yeah zegery deserves that lol I didnt see that
the final poll is gonna be ashen vs gingercat
lol
chocolate
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milk chocolate
✅
the 2nd to final
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Ashen
no influencing votes smh
gingercat is really helpful
But ashen is elusive
Ashen owes me VBucks
Tea I always voted for you 😪
The betrayal
hard to beat being goated
Hey ur not allowed to vote
nuh uhh
Fake news
When I am elected as president I WILL remove the letter "h" from #💬-general-chat
That is my entire platform

When I am elected as president I WILL ban all meowing from the server
thats it im making an alt to vote twice
@modern furnace no voting for self

wait that's not you, nevermind
This is just like voting in Russia except they would be put on the ballot with identical name to dilute votes

@noble vessel
the finale
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Gingercatmeow :3

it has been an honor
I would like to thank the academy... insert rest of speech here
crazy that 2 australians got first and second
i got 3rd :3
congrats 
congratulations 
Good job
Thanks for letting me know that I even was in this :3
ps I still don't actually know what this is for
you are now queen of the astrobiscuit discord i guess
Oh damn, thanks everyone!
I'll rule with an iron fist >:3
my queen, can i have a planewave please 🙏
tournament bracket
that means ashen is the king, and I am his apprentice and i can control everyone
no, ashen goes to the dungeon
he didnt win :(
cope and seethe ashcel
amazing 
losing in higher tournament brackets gives you a more painful death
punishment for losing in the first round is a light slap
ashen was ripped apart
im gonna make a thread that the mods arent gonna like
Don't bully Ashen pls
ashen is the goat
ashen is the lamb
ashen is the detritivore
It’s ok everyone I like voted for me and that’s what matters.
That’s the real win
ashen, can I get my fishy role back
thanks
mil k
where's the idk option
I haven't witnessed any examples of your humbleness or lack thereof so idk
he has a complete lack
thinks he is the best
You're garbage
Oh another dark chocolate guy, ew
Clearly you've never had dark chocolate and sea salt
Anyways, dark chocolate has been around longer and milk chocolate is too sweet
i voted no too
Oh
did you block browi D;
No

how much will getting up at 4am to image a comet today decrease my SAT score?
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20% +
💀
What console gen did u start on
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7th gen (Wii, Xbox 360, Ps3, DS, PSP)
should I be more humble
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yea
Are kerbals expendable
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Yes except for Jeb, Valatina, Bob and Bill
It was necessary
Everyone but the og 4
thought your pfp was a globular cluster
Why do you have 15 crew members
Why don’t you
@short adder @elfin yoke
Italians Assemble
yes
pinaple on pizza taste so good
Good opinion 
I read that as "aliens assemble" 😭
I have been betrayed
thats correct
Italians/aliens, close enough
Too not American to understand so I’ll say NY
detroit deep dish 
you funalty ginna ignorr me? YIPEE
italy touriste trappe
wheres dominoes
is this english?
swedish
Pineapple on pizza
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Yes
✅

i imagine pineapple leaking on the cheese making it soggy i never had it
Best Pizza!?
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yes
insane that nobody voted for the actual true pizza
people voted yes
so every pizza
Best pizza ❌
American pizza ✅
american is the best lol
you speak of america as if its actually a good country
naivety at its best 
im talm bout the pizza lol, its also the best county🦅
in general you act like america is good
Incorrect sir
the fk
genuinely isnt even a competition
get the equivalent of a bajillion grays of radiation dose, or
nothing changes
ok maybe some things change but its better than actual cancer
your body replenishes its cells a ton, also your not radioactive lol
you dont grow neurons
and most organs
your body doesnt replenish the important stuff, its basically cancer in every organ
the most common molecule in your body is water. knock off a hydrogen and that becomes an OH-, aka a pure base
you will definitely die
Doesn't replenish that fast
Nerds
ay, the bar's open every night for a reason
ALCOHO LBAD
Would you rather
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The chance of you quantum tunneling is now 80%
FUI
Should I drink alcohol
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Yes but you’ll be judging me as it a Tuesday night
procrastinate for 18 hours and neither be productive or enjoy yourself
It’s gonna be really hard to not enjoy myself, cuz I’m gonna be sitting with gng
Plane flight tomorrow, what should I do
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Study Physics
Depends on video length but I'm built different fr
average video length... so 8-15min probably.
i thought average was 45 mins
how much days do i have
1 section a day, 10 seconds each.. so depends on video length
ok...? so i can write it down?
"no taking notes allowed"
Anyone saying above 80% are delusional
Assuming the video is about an unknown before subject like a fantasy game or film or smthng
You have to take a test on a youtube video, but you can only watch the video in sections of 10sec each, one section a day (no taking notes allowed). How well could you do?
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depends on what topic the video is
if the video is like "the first number is one! fantastic! lets see what the second number is. whoa! its two! yeah!!! lets look at the third one! its three!! fantastic!!" then well yeah 100% surely
ok but what if you quantum tunnel through the earth and get vaporised immediately as you stop tunnelling while inside the earth's outer core
80% per particle wouldnt really make a difference
1/5th of your atoms would still experience electromagnetic repulsion
thats how i interpreted it
oh I thought of it as '80% chance your whole body quantum tunnels through something when you touch it"
yeah but the thing is is that its hard to quantify what "something" is
like if the entire earth is one "something" then you could just tunnel to australia or something
the most reasonable "something" is just the molecules and atoms of stuff
so like
you'd stop being able to breath basically immediately
huh
your clothes would phase into or through you
if your shirt is like considered one "something" then yeah lol
youd quaton tunnel through atoms in the air that you try to breathe in
quiantom
how do you spell. it
quamgon
quatnon
quigon
this is true actually that part sucks
well idk how oxygen aborption works in the lungs
diffusion
at what point does the air stop being a separate thing, and becomes a part of you? because then it wouldnt quantum tunnel
but getting it to the lungs is the hatd part
like as you're breathing it in parts of your nose just quantic tunnel through them
but its a cavity tho
yea but like air molecules move really fast
they dont do anything because their mass is negligible compared to even a single cell
so as you breathe in you would just have the air molecules going right through
assuming you wuantim tunneling through something is similar enough to it going through you
see thats the other vague part
80% chance of something going thru your ENTIRE body, or just each molecule?

which is worse
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scientology
Ok well idk what i was expecting tbh

top part of hambergur bun vs bottom bun
ohh

lmao
@grave cloud First of all, stop using TNR. This is not the middle ages. Grow up. Become your own, smart person. Second of all, get a new username. Third, I will never forget that fact you are using TNR. Ok thanks for coming to my ted talk sorry not sorry for the roast.
Calibri (Body)
top or bottom? (may pick both, voting for your preference)
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eyo
papers should really be in a serif font
Im going to die on this hill i despise tnr
TNR isn’t the best option but i’d choose it over arial. Really you want something more modern and accessible
what do you use
EB Garamond or TeX Gyre Termes for my thesis, the paper i’m writing at the moment is Nimbus Roman to match the style of the journal
I use a matching san-serif font for the figures, helps make the whole thing look cohesive
nah i use comic sans and papyrus
Whatever overleaf uses to compile
Times New Roman is the only option. Any other is a fake font
whatever the default is idc
depends on the class you’re using
default is computer modern for most
newtx is much better though
What do you use for writing papers
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Times New Roman
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Knight
im cancelling science

holy fk why are you attacking zephyr
must have been the wind
the west wind in particular

They only spoke the truth 😔
I'm still using TNR though
I agree, Say Below is a very good mod
false, worst mod
We need a mod that's just RSS except it adds 5 copies of each planet
I use Better Dres and Outer Planet mods
I tried using Promised Worlds but my pc didn't like it
Below
Looking for a KSP planet mod
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Say below
ok
rust 🥺
HOW DID I FORGET RUST
Hold up
There’s like 8,000+ so this is as good as it’s gonna get 
@ocean star voting python 
vro what
why would you do that
its what arduino uses

A). You left our C, B). This should be multiple choice
No
I totally forgot about C 
hold on I am going to re make the whole poll
scratch
no.
julia
option for chat gpt?
die
option for prose english?
HolyC
Best Coding Language
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Others I forgor
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Rust
Best Coding Language Revised
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Python
Part 2
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Bash
Am I a psychopath or something why am I the only person that spells it gray?!!
I say gray
gray feels aggressive
where both
Here
:D
wait you cant hear it???!!!!
col or
not at all
i dont hear a u when anyone in any accent says it
I don't wanna hear your opinion.
Where's the e in queue
Where the o in you
Where the h in why
there is a h in y tho
you can hear it
its just a little segment before the y sound
just barely but its there
same with you
and i think everyone can agree queue is spelled terribly that isnt a good example
Pov: ur australian
you dont see like this?
bullshit.
either, i usually spell it grey though

The entire English language is phonetically inconsistent so does it really matter?
- not true
- learn to spell properly
properly?
there is NO need for a u in color
which is why these polls dont really mean anything, but im giving my reasoning for preferring color
just american, really
yeah
How is it spelt
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Grey
Bobs special little section for being Bob and no one else can vote here except Bob
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Grey
Which one? (one one correct answer and I will judge you upon what you chose)
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Damn always knew there was smthng up with those who voted wrong
tf you mean html
is that even coding
yes
html is a lamguage
what have I started
🚮 🚮 🚮 🚮 🚮
🚮 🚮 🚮 🚮 🚮
its a markup language
am i chill
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no
i couldnt think of anything else what do you want me to do
sill a langudge
@placid grotto :(
am i warm
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🪗
Am I lukewarm
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No
am i chill
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yea
e
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❌️
❌
Bro pinged himself
i havent eten yet today and you want me to buy him food?!
Yes 
buh
yes
There are people starving in Africa or whatever they say
yes very sad
secondary mirror thief is training to be a pilot, he doesnt need me to get him food!!!
How selfish
snipe his plane with the food like how redbull stuntmen shoot hoops from across the grand canyon
@twin epoch ill order it if you put me as a beneficiary in your will
My will consist of $200,000 in debt
debt isnt given to people luckily
Well that’s all that’s in my will
Do you know how expensive flight training is
i do know but i also know that they make big moners like 1 year before they die
@teal token how dare you
Bro all I got for calories is beer
What kind of beer
more than ive had
@teal token
Yeah but your British your use to famine
thats crazy
Lowkey dont like Japanese lager
Does it taste like asahi
Asahi is balls (I will cop hate for this)
all beer is shit
Never had it
Jild
That’s reminds be of my chocolate milk and jack Daniels cocktail
i forgot to vote, your chill

what
Should Amy Astro (Tea) uber eats me some food
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Yes
1401197512026488992
brilliant
@placid grotto
i have no money
Neither do I
I’ll buy you
Uhhhhh
If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life
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Am i ill?
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yes

