GHelp General

[twin inlet]

i shoot missiles and shit tho

[vast gate]

[twin inlet]

things go boom

so im just klee irl

[vast gate]

my dad was a drill sergeant when he was younger

scary man

[twin inlet]

oh shit

[vast gate]

[twin inlet]

drill are fuckign scary

[vast gate]

he terrifies me to this day

[twin inlet]

all of mine were terrifying

[vast gate]

LMFAOAO

AUTOMOD

[hollow ibex]

Mine was

[twin inlet]

oop

[vast gate]

[hollow ibex]

Reasonable

[twin inlet]

i forgot my b

[hollow ibex]

For the most part

[vast gate]

idk my dad told me to always thank those that served

for obvious reasons

[twin inlet]

my drill was gonna retire and kill ||creepy guy that were around kids||

[vast gate]

oh

[hollow ibex]

I admire those who voluntarily do so yeah

[twin inlet]

i dunno how to do the spoiler thing

[hollow ibex]

I would never

[vast gate]

you would never what

[reef lantern]

||like this||

join the military voluntarily

[hollow ibex]

Sign on with the army

[twin inlet]

oh shit thanks

[reef lantern]

mandatory service brr

[twin inlet]

why?

[hollow ibex]

2 years was enuff

[twin inlet]

i like that tbh mandatory service should exist

[hollow ibex]

It's a thing in TW too right

[reef lantern]

not gonna talk ab it in detail but my perspective of the military is probably drastically diff from yalls

[twin inlet]

helps people develop and network and gives them the equivalent of 4 years traveling Europe or whatnot for US kids anyways

[reef lantern]

ye, i think its 18 months now

[vast gate]

i mean, id rather not be forced when I already have 15 years of school for becoming a doctor

[twin inlet]

also then we wouldnt have so many stupid people running around lol

[twin inlet]

there are things to protect you from it if youre doing something like that

certain people are protected from mandatory service

[vast gate]

well yeah

[hollow ibex]

How it is here

[blissful ether]

[twin inlet]

how is what where?

[hollow ibex]

Is that those studying medicine will first do their 6 years in Uni

[vast gate]

HI WIFEY

[hollow ibex]

Before becoming an MO in the army for their term

Ie 2 years

[blissful ether]

HI WIFEY I LOB U

[vast gate]

lob u2

[hollow ibex]

And that counts as their practical experience

[twin inlet]

tbh thats way to much to make slightly more than a nurse with current wages atm imo

[hollow ibex]

Uh

Medicine is an entirely different thing

Than Nursing

[vast gate]

mhm

[blissful ether]

Nursing is…

Uhm

[twin inlet]

oh well thats why im not in medical xD

[blissful ether]

It isnt medicine

But like a mix match of everything

[twin inlet]

thats why i shoot things rather than fix them

[vast gate]

medical doctors still make 100k+

in the army or anything

[blissful ether]

that’s why imma marry chiha

[vast gate]

[vast gate]

I’ll be making like $300-400

[hollow ibex]

Hey

[twin inlet]

not in the army as a enlisted

[hollow ibex]

Some nurses make quite a lot too

EMT

[vast gate]

they actually get paid more than a lot of civilian doctors do wdym

i think ur confusing like nurses than the doctors

[twin inlet]

my cousins salary is 150k as a i think it was a OR nurse i cant remember the specifics

[hollow ibex]

Ye

[blissful ether]

my mom is a nurse and with only her salary, she cab support whole fam

• my spends

[silent siren]

same with mine

[blissful ether]

[vast gate]

Eri and ur whaling

[blissful ether]

i dont

[vast gate]

[hollow ibex]

Sure

[blissful ether]

with mom as a nurse, my fam is quite comfy

idk what dad does

[vast gate]

LMFOAAO

POOR DUDE

[twin inlet]

not to my knowledge, but then again i might be off with the different occupations, but to my knowledge it also doctors that are enlisted since the pay is by rank

[hollow ibex]

Well duh

[blissful ether]

^ kinda true

[twin inlet]

you might be thinking of National or Reserve

[blissful ether]

while nurses are paid by years

[hollow ibex]

Seniority is a thing everywhere

[blissful ether]

[vast gate]

it also depends on your specialty lol

[hollow ibex]

Not unique to the aemy

Army

[twin inlet]

oh no its direct

[twin inlet]

just if you get a bonus thats really all

[blissful ether]

yooo i wanna be specialized in PL/Aesthetic

so

botoxxxxxx

[vast gate]

from references, it states general physicians in the military as a whole make 170-250k on the high end which is the same for the US currently

for civilians

so it’s pretty close

[twin inlet]

as enlisted or as government workers?

cause all my enlisted buddies make my salary + benefits if they get any

[vast gate]

it discusses doctors within the military so I’m not sure

[twin inlet]

ok so probably gov workers cause they're still civis

[vast gate]

states that military physicians make 35% more

interesting

[blissful ether]

Well because they’re basically

[vast gate]

why work with that wage then

[blissful ether]

Risking their life

[vast gate]

[twin inlet]

those are most likely gov workers since most enlisted doctors are frontline medical personnel

[vast gate]

yet they make half the wage of civilians

[twin inlet]

or officers, but highly likely an officer would do that kind of thing since theyre most likely doing paperwork

[vast gate]

that’s

sad

[twin inlet]

sometimes less

[hollow ibex]

I mean

The MOs here

Directly become Officers

[twin inlet]

MOs?

[hollow ibex]

If that's anything to go by

[twin inlet]

or MOS?

[hollow ibex]

Medical Officers

[twin inlet]

oh ok

[hollow ibex]

MDs if you will

So they instantly have the pay of a Captain

[vast gate]

40-60k a year

um

what even

oh I found by ranking

[twin inlet]

in the US COs and officers and up NCO are sargeant and up its real weird, but your job (MOS) is what your specialty you are so there isnt a dif in rank or title

[vast gate]

that’s neat

[twin inlet]

seems right

some new guys that just got to us are getting paid barely 20k as 68W (combat medic)

with like a 60k bonus but that isnt true income if we're talking abt that

[vast gate]

but are combat medics considered physicians THAYS the thing

that’s the thing*

like did they go through medical school

[twin inlet]

no, but most if not all physicians arent enlisting

[twin inlet]

yes they do go through medical school

all 68 Series except for 68A i believe

[hollow ibex]

Combat medica

Medics

Are a completely different thing here

[twin inlet]

68 is medical so they go to some sort of medical schooling

[vast gate]

how are they not physicians if they didn’t go to medical school

[hollow ibex]

Combat medics aren't physicians

[vast gate]

ok but medical school and some form of training aren’t the same thing

[twin inlet]

they all go through military medical school

[vast gate]

[twin inlet]

this isnt training they do residency and all the whatnots

[vast gate]

i know that people can go through the military and get their MD/DO

[hollow ibex]

Not the same thing

[twin inlet]

they get full medical licenses afterwards

[vast gate]

can they practice outside of the military

[twin inlet]

yea ofc they can

its general first aid + specialty field

like i can go be an EMT with my first aid training if i remembered it super well

[vast gate]

sources say after being a combat medic you’d still have to go to medical school

so your degree and training

don’t carry over

to work in a hospital right away

as a physician

I’m sure you could use it for other degrees though

are combat medics more of like

[twin inlet]

well not specifically as a physician ofc

[vast gate]

EMT

[twin inlet]

theyre not trained for that

[twin inlet]

i know

[hollow ibex]

Yes

[vast gate]

wdym I know I asked a question

[hollow ibex]

They're meant to provide emergency first aid on a battlefield

[vast gate]

[twin inlet]

facepalms

we just ran in a circle

[vast gate]

that wasn’t my question though

[vast gate]

[hollow ibex]

This is how it is here in SG

[vast gate]

well ofc physicians wouldn’t enlist if they don’t make enough bc have you seen the debt

[twin inlet]

officer

[hollow ibex]

Yes

[twin inlet]

not enlisted

[hollow ibex]

And those who go through medicine here

[twin inlet]

not in US

[hollow ibex]

Will become officers immediately

They have their own conversion course

[twin inlet]

def not here

[twin inlet]

their debt gets paid off

fully

[vast gate]

isn’t that prior to attending the school

[twin inlet]

no?

if you go in with debt the mil pay it all off

[vast gate]

well then idk

[twin inlet]

they just dont wanna do all that work and die

they can go make way more anywhere else and not die

[vast gate]

true

[twin inlet]

as an enilisted at the lowest you can make is 1300 a month

[vast gate]

I’d just rather treat people in an urban area than in a battle zone so

[twin inlet]

highest is abt 2500 a month

[vast gate]

i like old people

[twin inlet]

if you have a family you get more money, things like that

[vast gate]

my dad also wouldn’t approve of me enlisting

[twin inlet]

but assuming youre "the usual" enlisted men youre single with no kids

[vast gate]

[twin inlet]

i mean at the end of the day up to you, imo you seem to have things planned out so stay your course

[vast gate]

i don’t want to anyways no offense of course

I’m a big wimp

[twin inlet]

i joined to finally do something about my sorry ass and build a future for myself

[hollow ibex]

I mean

[twin inlet]

none taken

[hollow ibex]

I wouldn't have gone to the army myself if it wasn't mandatoru

Mandatory

[twin inlet]

everyone is i was when i joined

[obtuse ravine]

how many months is the military there

[twin inlet]

and still made i through a-ok, im about to approach my 1st year

[vast gate]

that’s ok nat we know ur a baby

[hollow ibex]

24 months

[obtuse ravine]

NAT IS A BABY

[hollow ibex]

Served my term already

Never wanna go back

[obtuse ravine]

Was that before uni?

[twin inlet]

my contract is 6 years followed by another contract to be determined

[hollow ibex]

I finished last Oct

So yeah

[vast gate]

i also hate guns and war and literally anything like that

[hollow ibex]

Well ofc

[leaden cave]

how was it?

[obtuse ravine]

Wait youre still in uni right

[twin inlet]

if war breaks out its another 6 for me, if not its 4 with 8 in the guard and getting back to civilian life

[hollow ibex]

None of us would want to go that way if we had a choice

[obtuse ravine]

me scared too

[vast gate]

i just hope I’m the first to go out if it happens

LFMAOAO

[hollow ibex]

But if it comes down to it, you just have to be prepared to fight

Or help

[twin inlet]

if you dont mind me asking why you hate guns

[obtuse ravine]

uh

[twin inlet]

yeah, they train us to kill its our main job

[vast gate]

its more like

we don’t need people with AKs walking around the streets

but also

I don’t see the reasoning behind them anymore, there are plenty of first world countries that have no issues with gun restrictions

[twin inlet]

no one is walking around with an ak tho

[hollow ibex]

2 months of basic, 6 months of specialist training, 4 months as a sergeant in the infantry, 4 months at home after injury + covid, 8 months of playing gacha in an office

[vast gate]

People in my city are lmfao

literally during our BLM movements, I saw many individuals doing so

[twin inlet]

i live in TX and we have never had that issue ever

[vast gate]

ok but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t occur elsewhere

[twin inlet]

well yea

but im just giving you my perspective

[obtuse ravine]

if its not mandatory you already graduated from college

[vast gate]

well of course

and my perspective is, why is that even allowed

[hollow ibex]

Pretty much

[vast gate]

who needs that kind of weapon

[hollow ibex]

But oh well

[vast gate]

what sorbet

[hollow ibex]

It is what it is

[vast gate]

so ever

[twin inlet]

i think certain weapons should be banned, but not all

[obtuse ravine]

that will gonna happen in ph too if theres a mandatory military

[hollow ibex]

Gun Laws fun

They're completely outlawed here in Singapore

[vast gate]

i don’t think civilians need guns in general in the us

[twin inlet]

ikr especially since i went to cali for vacation during christmas time

[leaden cave]

THE 8 MONTHS LOL

[vast gate]

MCMAAO

[twin inlet]

i disagree with that to an extent, but with what ive said im sure that doesnt need to be repeated lol

[hollow ibex]

That's what happens after going through a serious injury yes

They can't risk putting you in a combat role anymore, so I got sent to an office

[twin inlet]

yep

[hollow ibex]

And my days there were just idle

[twin inlet]

you get stuck being a paperpusher lol

[vast gate]

rip

[twin inlet]

worst job tbh for the US mil anyways

[hollow ibex]

If that happens in the US

[leaden cave]

at least you enjoy it

[hollow ibex]

Just take the honorary discharge

No point in staying

[leaden cave]

hows the injury now tho?

[twin inlet]

they wont let you

[hollow ibex]

Mostly recovered

[twin inlet]

tehyll give you medical and tbh you wanna avoid that

[hollow ibex]

Like I still don't dare to play basketball

[twin inlet]

less paperwork and they take care of everything while youre in

[obtuse ravine]

eh what injury

[hollow ibex]

And put strain on my right shin

[twin inlet]

yep

[hollow ibex]

Fracture in my right leg

Not fun

[vast gate]

which bone

[twin inlet]

everyone in the mil has either a fucked up leg, back, or hip

[obtuse ravine]

[hollow ibex]

Shin

[twin inlet]

but 100% if you've been deployed a fucked up mentality

[hollow ibex]

Don't remember which specifically

[mortal spear]

got asthma-> u work in the office

[twin inlet]

they question how you got in to begin with lol

[vast gate]

so your tibia

[twin inlet]

but one guy did get in with Asthma

[vast gate]

[twin inlet]

he fucking killed it

[hollow ibex]

Maybe?

[twin inlet]

joined infantry and went over as soon as he could

[hollow ibex]

It's been a year

[mortal spear]

he killed asthma

[hollow ibex]

More than a year

[vast gate]

Your tibia is the big bone in ur lower leg in the front

[hollow ibex]

I was playing gacha in office a year ago

[vast gate]

so yes

[obtuse ravine]

i like how chiha wants to know which bone

[twin inlet]

he's still got asthma, but still he was a beast

[vast gate]

STOP

[hollow ibex]

She's got a bone to pick

[vast gate]

i love bones ok why do u think im going into orthopedics

ew nat

[mortal spear]

!!bonk

[vast gate]

was it a full fracture

[twin inlet]

POV: you killed asthma

[vast gate]

[blissful ether]

fake fractures

P

[hollow ibex]

Pretty much

[obtuse ravine]

nat fake it to enjoy his 8 months doing gacha

[hollow ibex]

That's why I was at home for 2 months

And then another 2 months because of the covid situation here

[vast gate]

I’d assume you had surgery then

[hollow ibex]

5 visits to the doctor

2 surgeries

And like what

[vast gate]

yeah

[hollow ibex]

6 sessions of physiotherapy

[vast gate]

probably a cool scar tho

[hollow ibex]

Was quite the time

[hollow ibex]

That's why I always wear long pants when going out now

[vast gate]

live laugh love

[obtuse ravine]

quite the time its not even a year

[vast gate]

I find joy in scars not in a weird way

[obtuse ravine]

Can you walk like okay

[hollow ibex]

Yeah

[mortal spear]

doubt

[hollow ibex]

Walking and light jogging is OK

But I'm never becoming a high jumper

[vast gate]

I’ve had severe surgeries wdym doubt

[hollow ibex]

That's for sure

[obtuse ravine]

How about leg exercises?

[vast gate]

i have plenty of large scars

[hollow ibex]

I avoid them usually

[vast gate]

i find peace in knowing I’m imperfect and it shows I’m still here and alive

[hollow ibex]

Haven't done jumping Jacks in a long time

[vast gate]

neither have I

[obtuse ravine]

hehehe

[robust tendon]

[hollow ibex]

[robust tendon]

[vast gate]

[glacial delta]

[vast gate]

why am i still up

[twin inlet]

anyone know how many time you can buy primos per day?

[hollow ibex]

Go to sleep

[robust tendon]

same

[robust tendon]

why am I still up

[twin inlet]

is it 6? or 7?

[vast gate]

edu what time is it for you

[hollow ibex]

You mean refresh?

[twin inlet]

yea

[hollow ibex]

No clue

[twin inlet]

oh wrong thin resin

[robust tendon]

nat told me to time @robust tendon

[modern fiber]

It is currently 11:49 PM for EduLis#2176.

[vast gate]

hah it’s 12:49AM for me

[hollow ibex]

[glacial delta]

you guys go sleep

[twin inlet]

1:49

[robust tendon]

mt time yea

[glacial delta]

sleeping late is bad for you

[twin inlet]

i gotta get up in 2 hours so like shrugs

[vast gate]

me literally yesterday

[robust tendon]

nat told me to cat

[modern fiber]

Powered by weeb.sh

[vast gate]

how is that a thing

[robust tendon]

[vast gate]

EXPLAIN

[robust tendon]

?

[silent siren]

AWW

KIBBEN

[vast gate]

why is nat a command

[hollow ibex]

6 times a day apparently

[robust tendon]

because its funny

[glacial delta]

nat told me to cat

[hollow ibex]

[twin inlet]

lol

[glacial delta]

its limited

[hollow ibex]

I didn't tell Edu nothin

[robust tendon]

only works for me

[vast gate]

can I do it

[glacial delta]

edu told me to skill issue

[robust tendon]

it wont work XD

[vast gate]

obviously you are using a command that exists

FRICK I FORGOT TO MAKE A PROPOSAL FOR EVENT

[robust tendon]

no its my custom prefix

[vast gate]

[robust tendon]

I have another one

hey max cat

[modern fiber]

Powered by weeb.sh

[vast gate]

[vast gate]

I found another sad anime to binge

[robust tendon]

max is the name of

[hollow ibex]

There's a bird in my class

[vast gate]

wack it

[robust tendon]

this guy right here

[vast gate]

[hollow ibex]

Wot

[obtuse ravine]

NAT IS IN CLASS

[hollow ibex]

Hello peta

[obtuse ravine]

dude go study

[hollow ibex]

It's Ethics class

[vast gate]

why cant diluc exist guys

[robust tendon]

fr

why cant a girl who genuinely likes me exist

[vast gate]

oh

uhh

[robust tendon]

F

[vast gate]

fail

[robust tendon]

[vast gate]

see I have a habit of rejecting ppl who like me

[robust tendon]

see thats the problem

[blissful ether]

Power play-

[vast gate]

LFMAOAOA

[hollow ibex]

You prefer chasing than being chased?

[robust tendon]

I dont have the audacity to assume they like me

[blissful ether]

Rip

[vast gate]

i just am extremely picky

[robust tendon]

girls like to hide it

[hollow ibex]

I mean

[robust tendon]

as I discovered

[mortal spear]

[hollow ibex]

Like I said to Vel and Chiha a while back

You'll never know if you don't shoot your shot

[vast gate]

girls are obvious when they like ppl HUH

[vast gate]

[hollow ibex]

Depends

[robust tendon]

im not the greatest at reading cues and

[obtuse ravine]

f

[robust tendon]

I dont have many shots so I shoot em I'll be truly alone

[vast gate]

i want to be intellectually challenged and every guy I know at my school

is dumb

so

[robust tendon]

im the reverse actually

[vast gate]

EXCEPT THIS ONE GUY but I’m too scared

[robust tendon]

ppl think im intellectually challenging em too hard

[mortal spear]

why is there always this one guy

[robust tendon]

that I give them pressure

[blissful ether]

i

uhm

[vast gate]

bc you only need one person to exist

[blissful ether]

im the worst kind

[vast gate]

ofc u are

[hollow ibex]

You challenge their wallets

[robust tendon]

yes u r

[blissful ether]

will treat u like ur special

[robust tendon]

look at u

[blissful ether]

just like 1772189 others

[vast gate]

are you saying something eri

[hollow ibex]

[vast gate]

is this a reveal

im devastated

[blissful ether]

When i say

i loveu

i mean

pike

like

i love u as a person

[vast gate]

[mortal spear]

pike

[obtuse ravine]

u say i loveu to all eri

[blissful ether]

not romantically

yes

exactly

[mortal spear]

platonically then

[blissful ether]

[vast gate]

i say ily to all my friends too

[robust tendon]

because we all have money

[vast gate]

[robust tendon]

to some extent

[blissful ether]

Some men

[hollow ibex]

LMAO

EDU

[blissful ether]

do be like

[robust tendon]

so fake

[vast gate]

LMFAOAO

[blissful ether]

believe

[mortal spear]

[blissful ether]

it was romantiv

[vast gate]

Eri lobs me bc whale

[blissful ether]

[hollow ibex]

Yis

[blissful ether]

BDJSHSJSJS

PLS

CHIHA

[hollow ibex]

Eri loves me because I abuse her in spiral abyss

[vast gate]

that’s uh

[hollow ibex]

Eri weirdge

[blissful ether]

I LOVE U WAY BEFORE U GOR THE TOLE

[vast gate]

horrible wording nat

[robust tendon]

dont mind me its my late night emo moment

[vast gate]

pls change it

[blissful ether]

STOP NAT

[robust tendon]

im very salty rn

[vast gate]

I’m in love with an emo girl

[blissful ether]

pls edu i like u coz ur

nice

and

[hollow ibex]

Eri......

[blissful ether]

helps me

okay

[mortal spear]

appeal to emotion

[vast gate]

i like vel bc she sends diluc art to me

[blissful ether]

[robust tendon]

and I have money and draw u hot dudes

isnt it

[vast gate]

true

[blissful ether]

HSJSJSHSKSLSKDO

EDU

AHAHHDYSHSHXJS

[obtuse ravine]

edu stating facts

[mortal spear]

eri, chiha's saying yu should do some diluc art as well

[vast gate]

absolutely

all diluc art is welcome

[hollow ibex]

They send me tabibito art

[blissful ether]

Stropppp

[hollow ibex]

Once in a while

[vast gate]

LOLOL

[blissful ether]

[vast gate]

CUTEE

[obtuse ravine]

lumine simp

[blissful ether]

do u know why i

Call

nat edu mike

oppars

[hollow ibex]

Uh

[blissful ether]

because

[obtuse ravine]

mike

[hollow ibex]

Do I want to know

[obtuse ravine]

mikecliffs?

[hollow ibex]

Yes

[obtuse ravine]

does he have pings im sorry

[hollow ibex]

No

@twin inlet

[obtuse ravine]

Nathalie and edumom for me

[hollow ibex]

Now he does

[obtuse ravine]

NAT

[mortal spear]

[blissful ether]

[hollow ibex]

What

Did I just see

[twin inlet]

wut

[hollow ibex]

[mortal spear]

eri...

[twin inlet]

i agree on edumom though

[blissful ether]

[hollow ibex]

Nathalie

[mortal spear]

!!bonl

!!bonk

[twin inlet]

it's the disappointment for me

[obtuse ravine]

!!bonl

[slim hamlet]

what the hell

💀

[vast gate]

im concerned where this chat is going

[obtuse ravine]

AUNTIE LUNU

[vast gate]

OH NO LUNA

[twin inlet]

yuh

[vast gate]

[blissful ether]

nat reminds me of suho when he speaks english

[twin inlet]

family

[blissful ether]

[hollow ibex]

Wha

[slim hamlet]

AUNTIE???

[twin inlet]

yes

you've been aunty for so long??

[hollow ibex]

AUNTIE LUNU

[mortal spear]

[robust tendon]

how am I mom tho

[obtuse ravine]

Nat is an oppa edu is edumom

[slim hamlet]

i'm literally a zoomer 😭

[mortal spear]

they mean yur old luna

[vast gate]

i thought I’m ghelp mom

[mortal spear]

[twin inlet]

edu.

[vast gate]

[slim hamlet]

EDU YOU WANTED TO SLEEP 30 MINUTES AGO

[hollow ibex]

Different mom

[slim hamlet]

GO AWAY

[obtuse ravine]

those chinese foods you flex

[robust tendon]

I cant

Im emo

[vast gate]

am I the good one

[slim hamlet]

[hollow ibex]

Uhh

You're sweet

If that's saying anything

[vast gate]

EXCUSE ME

[hollow ibex]

[vast gate]

then what’s edu

[obtuse ravine]

CHIHA NOT MOM

[vast gate]

[obtuse ravine]

Edumom

[twin inlet]

🥲

[blissful ether]

i like edu’s voice because it sounds like that one tiktok guy i simper for

[robust tendon]

thats gender stereotype, men can cook too

[blissful ether]

*ed

[hollow ibex]

Sugar mom

[vast gate]

choose ur words wisely

[blissful ether]

just like

daddy

like

my

[twin inlet]

edad

[blissful ether]

Actual daddy

[obtuse ravine]

still edumom you sounds strict

[robust tendon]

💀

[slim hamlet]

😭

[vast gate]

nAt get warned again that was funny

[obtuse ravine]

Edu tiktok era

[blissful ether]

[vast gate]

wait what tiktok person

[robust tendon]

[hollow ibex]

It's been said here so many times

[blissful ether]

the oppars have nice voiced

voices

[hollow ibex]

I'll get mad if I'm actually warned

[robust tendon]

Ive never touched tiktok in my life

[blissful ether]

gosh i cant type

[vast gate]

LISTEN I SAID IM SORRY

[hollow ibex]

Same

[robust tendon]

nat

[twin inlet]

same

[robust tendon]

we are boomers

[vast gate]

[robust tendon]

thats what we do

[blissful ether]

old sht

[robust tendon]

[hollow ibex]

[vast gate]

Nat will never forgib

[blissful ether]

boomers with neck beard

[obtuse ravine]

Edu boomer

[blissful ether]

[slim hamlet]

also i'm not an auntie

[hollow ibex]

Wait Cathy

Do you have to join the army

[mortal spear]

old chat also

[hollow ibex]

[blissful ether]

not for us

I think

[obtuse ravine]

No

[hollow ibex]

Ah

[obtuse ravine]

Im 21

[hollow ibex]

So it's just the three young ones here

[robust tendon]

how r u not

[obtuse ravine]

sei derpy and who

mys?

[slim hamlet]

i'm literally a zoomer and way too young to be an auntie 😭

[hollow ibex]

Misty

Yes

[obtuse ravine]

uh oh

[blissful ether]

Only 18yr@olds

[hollow ibex]

Well

[vast gate]

what babies

[hollow ibex]

Misty has 2 years to go

So maybe they'll change it by then

[obtuse ravine]

i thought its just an additional subject

But now its mandatory military service

[mortal spear]

rotc soon

[blissful ether]

eri cant join army

because

[hollow ibex]

Join the US army Eri

[mortal spear]

u do office work

[robust tendon]

whatabout bts army

[blissful ether]

i need my 1hr hot showers

[obtuse ravine]

Oh randy how old are you again

[robust tendon]

does that work

[hollow ibex]

No.

[robust tendon]

no?

[hollow ibex]

No.

[mortal spear]

a teen

[blissful ether]

no ||ew||

[robust tendon]

ok

[hollow ibex]

Based

[obtuse ravine]

You voted means you past 18

[hollow ibex]

Wait

[obtuse ravine]

nat

[robust tendon]

based indeed

[hollow ibex]

Do you have to join too

[obtuse ravine]

Do you like puddings

[mortal spear]

ye, and whats a teen past 18

[hollow ibex]

I see where this is going

[obtuse ravine]

pudding deeznuts in yo mouth

[slim hamlet]

randy is still a baby

[hollow ibex]

[obtuse ravine]

[robust tendon]

THERE IT IS

[vast gate]

LFMAOAOAOA CATHYY

[robust tendon]

I knew it

[hollow ibex]

I saw it coming

[twin inlet]

i'm always surprised

[hollow ibex]

But she said it anyway

[mortal spear]

proud dn enjoyer

[obtuse ravine]

HOHOHO

[robust tendon]

well it was a good effort

6/10

[obtuse ravine]

appreciate my effort

[twin inlet]

my nail hurts from where it snapped yesterday

[robust tendon]

is ur score

[vast gate]

edu go to bed smh

[obtuse ravine]

what a boomer

[mortal spear]

oh wait i forgor to mention

[vast gate]

[robust tendon]

u first chiha

[vast gate]

no u first

[hollow ibex]

We're in ethics now

[slim hamlet]

both of you sleep

[robust tendon]

[obtuse ravine]

What time is it there

[slim hamlet]

now

[hollow ibex]

And I'm debating the ethics of muting for dn jokes

[vast gate]

1:12 AM

[hollow ibex]

💀

[robust tendon]

luna I need to talk to u

[mortal spear]

but those who can see my #staff-intro , try reading out what letters are capitalized there

[robust tendon]

when I wake up

serious business

[vast gate]

[slim hamlet]

sure, just dm

[obtuse ravine]

goodnight y'all

[twin inlet]

i'm glad i can't

[blissful ether]

my staff intro

[obtuse ravine]

Its literally 3pm here

[blissful ether]

pls

[twin inlet]

9pm for me

[slim hamlet]

NO WAY

[blissful ether]

[slim hamlet]

my staff intro is now a copypasta for ulti 💀

[mortal spear]

[vast gate]

I never even did mine and it’s been 3 weeks

[blissful ether]

mine is uhhhh

[vast gate]

[mortal spear]

wdym, its a good intro

[blissful ether]

LMAO

[hollow ibex]

I can't even say anything

[vast gate]

XINO IS SO FUNNY LMAAOAOA

[hollow ibex]

Because this guy sounds exactly like Albedo

[vast gate]

he actually sounds like albedo no joke

YEAH

[twin inlet]

ok so my grade is going bowling and i'm scared of my homeroom

[blissful ether]

Mine is uhhh copied from another server

also

very true intro

[hollow ibex]

Inb4 Xinoi is actually Khoi

[vast gate]

I’ll eventually make my intro in like months it’s fine

[hollow ibex]

Same.

[mortal spear]

[vast gate]

I’m just lazy and also contemplating if I’ll put my name in it

[slim hamlet]

i made my intro like 4 months or longer ago and cba to make a new one even though it's super outdated

[robust tendon]

do I sound like eula

[silent siren]

pog an emote for it

[vast gate]

yes edu you do

[robust tendon]

I do?

[blissful ether]

…..

[vast gate]

absolutely

you do

[robust tendon]

[slim hamlet]

sleep

[twin inlet]

definitely

[blissful ether]

u sounf like eula if im not hearing u

[silent siren]

whoever needs to sleep, please go sleep

[vast gate]

[robust tendon]

luna why u on me

[hollow ibex]

[robust tendon]

chiha even later

[mortal spear]

degen sleep scheds understandable

[slim hamlet]

you're currently losing your right to tell everyone else to go to sleep unless you wanna be a hypocrite

[robust tendon]

well u lost that right ages ago

[mortal spear]

be a hypocrite do as i say, not as i do

[robust tendon]

dont u lecture me lulu

[slim hamlet]

what is this?? i can't tell you to sleep because others are worse?

[hollow ibex]

[vast gate]

[slim hamlet]

i go to sleep every day before midnight apart from that one night where i helped you embed

[robust tendon]

oh im sure way before that happened u have degen hrs too

[blissful ether]

another bad eri habit: always look at men’s eyes

and lie

[robust tendon]

which thank you again btw for teaching me embed

[blissful ether]

edu sleep tho

Ur like

okd

old

[twin inlet]

just go to bed smh

[slim hamlet]

[blissful ether]

boomers need to sleep early

[twin inlet]

all of u

[robust tendon]

rood

booli

[twin inlet]

!! exactly

[blissful ether]

u said

Ur

old

[mortal spear]

sleep is for the weak

[blissful ether]

have money

[twin inlet]

old people eat at 5 and sleep at like 6

[blissful ether]

and draw me hot men

Like wow

[obtuse ravine]

Do you have wendys food chain in your coutry?

[blissful ether]

That’s

[hollow ibex]

Scientifically

[obtuse ravine]

me curious

[twin inlet]

yes

[blissful ether]

[blissful ether]

yes

[hollow ibex]

It's been shown that old people need less sleep

[twin inlet]

but it's all the way across where i live

[obtuse ravine]

wendys nutz

[twin inlet]

so i never go

[blissful ether]

it suc tho

[robust tendon]

OH

[hollow ibex]

So

[robust tendon]

thats a good one

[twin inlet]

i don't like the food there

[robust tendon]

9/10

[slim hamlet]

you get more weak through a lack of sleep

[obtuse ravine]

HIMA

[blissful ether]

have u ever seen a boomer sleep at 3?

they wake up

[twin inlet]

it's just 🫠 yknow

https://tenor.com/view/zhongchi-tartali-chili-childe-zhongli-gif-24887082

[blissful ether]

at 4am

[obtuse ravine]

is still a child dont listen to me

[slim hamlet]

SUYA WHAT THE FUCK

[vast gate]

not childe

[slim hamlet]

[twin inlet]

send me more

[robust tendon]

im sry suya why u here

[obtuse ravine]

suya

[robust tendon]

sry for disturbing u

[blissful ether]

https://tenor.com/view/childe-childe-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-tartaglia-goodnight-gif-24784157

[twin inlet]

thank you

[robust tendon]

actually im sry about existing

[twin inlet]

my apologies

[twin inlet]

me too

[blissful ether]

Edu no

[twin inlet]

[blissful ether]

Ur a blessing in eri life

no lies

[robust tendon]

sry if u dont wanna talk to me

[blissful ether]

[obtuse ravine]

EDU WHAT

Edumom dont leave us

[mortal spear]

gaslighting

[twin inlet]

is edu going through smth rn?

[robust tendon]

suya tell em

[obtuse ravine]

Its emo hour for him

[twin inlet]

ah i see

[blissful ether]

edu do u need my super soothing uwu voice

i will uwu for u

[twin inlet]

edu are you okay?

[obtuse ravine]

edu sleep before eri say uwu

[robust tendon]

im doing my suya impression

[twin inlet]

oh ok

nvm

[slim hamlet]

they're here to tell you to go to sleep

[robust tendon]

thought I did a good job

[twin inlet]

[mortal spear]

dont go to sleep edu

[twin inlet]

help

[slim hamlet]

!!bonk

[robust tendon]

what do I do

[slim hamlet]

sleep

[robust tendon]

im getting mix info

[twin inlet]

tatsu time 370761744789798912

[modern fiber]

It is currently 12:23 AM for EduLis#2176.

[twin inlet]

sleep

[obtuse ravine]

play all day

[twin inlet]

sleep edu

[mortal spear]

watch new game zzz trailer

[twin inlet]

oh that's not that bad

[blissful ether]

edu u almost made me cry

[obtuse ravine]

12:23

Still early

[twin inlet]

my mom takes my phone before i sleep now 🫠

[slim hamlet]

[blissful ether]

now ewi will make evewyone cwinge

[obtuse ravine]

EWI

[slim hamlet]

he usually sleeps early

[mortal spear]

new hyv roguelike game pretty interesting

[twin inlet]

so now i have to turn off notifications

[blissful ether]

uwu i wuv evewyone

[mortal spear]

based mom

[blissful ether]

[twin inlet]

WHY

i don't do anything anymore

[robust tendon]

fine

[twin inlet]

i'm too tired

[robust tendon]

bye

[twin inlet]

BYEEEE

[robust tendon]

[twin inlet]

see you in 5 minutes

[obtuse ravine]

good night edu

[twin inlet]

wait and see him pop back in

[blissful ether]

nini edwu oppwa

[slim hamlet]

aight time for me to dip again

[blissful ether]

[slim hamlet]

everyone take care

[mortal spear]

wdym by anything anymore

[blissful ether]

it’s been 4 hours and im still doing my nails

Im so tired

[obtuse ravine]

bye auntie lunu

[obtuse ravine]

4 HOURS

[mortal spear]

do them tomorrow

[slim hamlet]

NOT THE AUNTIE

[obtuse ravine]

It shouldn't take 2 hour tho