the league (dead) thread

[limber pecan]

we shortly squadwiped them and keked their nexus

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/vibing-gif-21512249

[modern parcel]

i am somehow on an 8 game win streak in ranked

welp

lets see if it can beat my previous record of 10

[limber pecan]

DAMNIT

they nerfed senna

wtf

now she only gets 15 range every 20 souls

down from 25

fuck

[limber pecan]

ADC senna got nerfed to shit

But at least support senna still works

I only died once cause I turret dived to kill a lux

[modern parcel]

i love how apc bot is somehow better than a traditional adc

[limber pecan]

hm what champ

[modern parcel]

orianna

tho im quite sure that ziggs can also be a good one as well

[young rampart]

One trick yourself to top 1 Senna when

[limber pecan]

top 1 is at like 7k champ score

im only at 3.8k~

[young rampart]

My game updating wtf

[limber pecan]

oh yea prob for the crystal rose and hextech mayhem events

also top 1 has 150 less games in senna than me

so hes just godly at her

or he has one hell of a team

is jarvan tank @young rampart

[young rampart]

Idk

[limber pecan]

k

[limber pecan]

wait wat he has less winrate on senna

kek

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

wat

oh right why no blocc for me

hm

[modern parcel]

wanna vc?

[limber pecan]

sure

[young rampart]

I PINGED TO RETREAT MULTIPLE TIMES OVER

[modern parcel]

blame the jax

[young rampart]

YOU ARE ALL SQUISHY AND THEY CAN EASILY DIVE

[modern parcel]

who went so in

blame the jax

[young rampart]

You back up he backs up

If he doesn't and he dies that's fine

[modern parcel]

he dived the thresh

[young rampart]

WE WILL AT LEAST HAVE DEFENDERS

[modern parcel]

also shyvanna ganked us

[limber pecan]

[modern parcel]

btw

[young rampart]

Can you guys please just listen to my pings

I PINGED MULTIPLE TIMES OVER

[limber pecan]

okie

[young rampart]

@limber pecan if no one else listens to my ping make sure you do.

[limber pecan]

still playing iki?

ok

[young rampart]

It doesn't matter if everyone dies

[young rampart]

Yes

[limber pecan]

k

[young rampart]

You and me alive it's fine

[limber pecan]

iki

are you joining

[young rampart]

Invite me

[modern parcel]

@young rampart wanna swap

swap

i cant jungle

[young rampart]

No I wanna Jhin

[limber pecan]

jinx...

[young rampart]

Actually nvm

[modern parcel]

u bitch

[young rampart]

Waffles I would like you to see my pings

DON'T JUST GO AWAY WHEN I FUCKING PING TO STAY

[modern parcel]

i blam u iki

fed kaisa

u brought them to me

WHY

WHY IKI

[young rampart]

Waffles was the first one to die out of the both of us

[modern parcel]

I ASKED U TO JUNGLE

U SAID NO

[young rampart]

BECAUSE I SUCK AT JUNGLING

[limber pecan]

[modern parcel]

U COULD ALWAYS PLAY MUNDO JUNGLE

U PLAY ACTUAL JUNGLE CHAMPS

I DONT

IKI

DONT GO ADC

iki u inter

[young rampart]

Bro

[limber pecan]

hm if you wanna adc go draven or smth

[young rampart]

Waffles how many times will you leave me

[limber pecan]

[young rampart]

WHY WON'T YOU LEARN

[limber pecan]

i suck early game

[young rampart]

I ALREADY PINGED MULTIPLE TIMES

[limber pecan]

uh

i gotta turn on sound ig

cause i dont watch the map 24/7

[young rampart]

@limber pecan I am going to need you to listen to my pings

[limber pecan]

k lemme get my earphones

[modern parcel]

for the love for all that is holy and good in the world

DO NOT PING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FIGHT

ITS USELESS

[young rampart]

THAT'S WHY I FUCKING PING BEFORE THE FIGHT

REMEMBER LAST GAME WHERE I PINGED TO RETREAT BEFORE A FIGHT HAPPENS

[modern parcel]

WHERE

WHERE

[young rampart]

YEAH AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO MY PING SO THE FIGHT DID HAPPEN AND WE LAST

[limber pecan]

[modern parcel]

I DIDNT HEAR IT CUZ THERE WAS ALREADY FIGHTING

[young rampart]

WHY WERE YOU ALREADY FIGHTING

[modern parcel]

IDK CUZ THE JAX ENGAGED ON US FIRST?

[young rampart]

You just run.

[limber pecan]

i give up on grinding

[limber pecan]

DAMNIT

WHY MUST YOUR TEAM BE SO MUCH BETTER @modern parcel

[modern parcel]

IM SO SORRY

[limber pecan]

[modern parcel]

I DIDNT THINK WE WILL BE PIT AGAINST EACH OTHER

KEK

LOL

[limber pecan]

my damn jungler and mid fed

[modern parcel]

IMAGINE IF THIS HAPPENED AND WE WERE IN VC

[limber pecan]

lmao

[modern parcel]

JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER

[limber pecan]

[modern parcel]

nah

imma eat

[limber pecan]

oki

[modern parcel]

i just got my food

[limber pecan]

o enjoy

[modern parcel]

i literally afked for like 10 sec

becuz my food came

[limber pecan]

kek

[modern parcel]

but srsly tho

what are the odds of us getting paired against each other

[limber pecan]

idk

[limber pecan]

What a fking useless team

we have 2 feeders

one caitlyn who just gave up

fking emerald darius

lost to a fking evelyn in top lane

like i understand he got camped by kha zix but like bro

just stay in the turret then

how tf do you get good teammates @modern parcel

ahhhh can you play with me @slow atlas

[slow atlas]

helping a friend

not right now...

[limber pecan]

oh oki

gl then

ill go back to suffering

unless i can join yall in normals @slow atlas ?

cause im abit dead inside from ranked

[slow atlas]

nah

hes dead i aint in the modd

if you look at my history i hard carried 3 games

[limber pecan]

ic

ive been trying my best to carry but

im shit today

[slow atlas]

youre support

[limber pecan]

ah fuck here we go again another mf

oh istg if my kayle and yi feed

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

AND GUESS WHAT

[young rampart]

Guessing

[limber pecan]

MY KAYLE IS 1/5

[young rampart]

You lost?

[limber pecan]

MY YI IS 4/7

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

GAH

AND MY MUNDO IS 2/7

[young rampart]

Mundo

[limber pecan]

mundo mid

bah

[young rampart]

bah

[limber pecan]

baj

[young rampart]

baj

[modern parcel]

idk?

[limber pecan]

.vjhlbsudociamslANK"XML
:<">Z?

lost to a fucking fiora jg

ih;uikcglvbounipmo[,p].['

[inner star]

Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

[limber pecan]

agahvduevxuhsbjknlm,

fuker jsut ran over everyone

guvbiduhoaij0o-fdrjxyvybiop][/]

[modern parcel]

wha

are u ok waffles

[limber pecan]

nay

[modern parcel]

u having a stroke

[limber pecan]

negatibe

[modern parcel]

wha

[limber pecan]

ahhhhhh

their whole team fucking ints

but then comes along fiora

[modern parcel]

english waffles

english

[limber pecan]

who fucking murders everyone

i suck

[modern parcel]

oh

nah

not ur fault

a fed fiora can easily kill everyone in less than 3 secs

[limber pecan]

the lucian on my team was even top 100

AKTUYGIUHOJDO:KP"{P
W}{|

[modern parcel]

waffles

[limber pecan]

i died to fking amumu sp mf adc

[modern parcel]

ur keyboard matching again

a

[limber pecan]

I DIED TO ASOL

XRYDTFUYIGUDWHLIKNSMM

[young rampart]

Waffles dying

[young rampart]

Try learning a hard carry role

[limber pecan]

I DIED TO HIM AGAIN

[young rampart]

Ahem ahem mid

[limber pecan]

FINALLU

IVE WON

but at what cost

i only won cause they were using shit comps

i didnt even do well

how can i improve

why did they have to nerf her

[modern parcel]

uhh

idk if this is u or not

but are u in champ select rn waffles?

[limber pecan]

Uh no

Why is it a senna?

[young rampart]

Ye

Halp will automatically think any enemy senna user is you

[modern parcel]

i hate my galio mid

0/9/7

[limber pecan]

Welcome to my world

[modern parcel]

enemy akali mid 15/2/21

[limber pecan]

I'm sorry I wish I could help

[limber pecan]

How's the senna doing

[modern parcel]

go full tank senna now

[limber pecan]

Wa

I mean

That's fair

Cause of the nerf

[modern parcel]

protectors vow, manamune, deadmans, and the other 2 i forgot

maybe rfc

[limber pecan]

I'm not a fan of protector's

You have to stay too close together

[modern parcel]

fuck

i got a blitz support and nasus top

fuck fuck fuck

pls dont feed/int

[limber pecan]

I can see deadmans, manamune, the frozen fist thingy

[limber pecan]

best of luck

[modern parcel]

frostfire gauntlet

[limber pecan]

Oh yea ig

[young rampart]

Nasus top

[modern parcel]

and this nasus is very toxic

[young rampart]

What he do

[modern parcel]

was constantly pinging me when i was 2/6/4 and he was 0/5/0

calling me a coward for running away from a teamfight that loss before i even got there

[limber pecan]

so what'd you think of tank senna

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

AHHH

ANOTHER FEEDING TOP

WHY

[young rampart]

Because it was 3:36 AM

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

another useless fucking top

[limber pecan]

wtf mobile legends is collabing with fking star wars

[modern parcel]

i mean... they had collab with kof and paquito before

like paquito is straight up an actual champ in mlbb

[zinc yacht]

This game is pretty funny

Somehow performing better when I’m filled jungle than main top gg

[modern parcel]

holy u have 8 loss protection stuff

[zinc yacht]

Yeah isn’t that normal I get them pretty easily

[modern parcel]

nope

usually ppl lose them quite a lot cuz they dont win so much

what is ur username

i wanna add u

[limber pecan]

hes in another server i think

[modern parcel]

a

[young rampart]

Just send your name and id @zinc yacht

[zinc yacht]

I’ll send it once I hit diamond

[limber pecan]

Damn

[young rampart]

Damn

[limber pecan]

as you can see compared to wasd im not a no-life

[young rampart]

You're still a no life

[limber pecan]

[young rampart]

[modern parcel]

i hate everything

i am on a huge losing streak

and its not even my fault

[limber pecan]

story of my life

same ngl

[modern parcel]

game 1: had a diamond 4 irelia fed rengar 2/8/4 and riven
game 2: had a lee sin who was afk for 5 mins at the start of the game who then fed 2/11/3
game 3: ashe afk at the middle of the game
game 4: close game but i was svp
game 5: fiora fed jax

[young rampart]

[slow atlas]

@limber pecan you there

I’m tired of fckin shit teams who keep flaming me for their idiotic mistakes

[limber pecan]

ye

[slow atlas]

Can you come play

[limber pecan]

damn you and halp are both suffering too huh

[slow atlas]

I’m so fckin tired of these team mates

THEY GET A LEAD ON GOLD AND SOMEHOW INT

AND ASK ME TO USE MY ULT AND IM LIKE

[limber pecan]

hm ok only one or 2 matches though after that i gtg finish my chinese

lmao

wanna vc?

[slow atlas]

FCKER I DONT EVEN HAVE MY FCKIN ULT ITS ON FCKIN COOL-DOWN CANT YOU SEE ME SPAMMING IT

[limber pecan]

[slow atlas]

Sure

[limber pecan]

so no vc?

@slow atlas

[slow atlas]

Yeh

Soz

[limber pecan]

ok

oh god

[slow atlas]

?

[limber pecan]

they banned your yasuo no?

also its my first match of the day so im rusty

oh god tanks all around

imma need to go black cleaver

oh right why is mf suddenly so good now

[slow atlas]

Just gg

Shit team

[limber pecan]

balls

[slow atlas]

@limber pecan I just absorb cc now

They keep wasting it on me

[modern parcel]

@limber pecan @slow atlas can i join later?

[slow atlas]

Sure

I’m just inting I don’t have the soul

@limber pecan see what I mean, this guy just wasted his ult on me again

Again

Wasted like 3 últs on me

Like bruh

[limber pecan]

fuck

[slow atlas]

@modern parcel just carry me

I hate the game right now

Shit jg shit top

Why is everyone so shit

Can’t even hold a lane

I’m only dying cuz everyone goes to mid lane when they’re fed

[modern parcel]

i join in like 30 mins

[slow atlas]

I have to suffer for your shitty mistakes

[modern parcel]

i eating lunch

[limber pecan]

im sorry i cant do anything if draven doesnt dodge the tresh Q

[young rampart]

[modern parcel]

we need cleanse as a summoner spell

[limber pecan]

kek gg

i gtg do chinese now

[slow atlas]

Pain

@modern parcel wanna come

Carry me

[modern parcel]

coming

wanna do vc?

[slow atlas]

Nah sorry

[modern parcel]

oki

oops

i banned yas when one of our teammates i named yas

welp

fuck

we have no tank

[slow atlas]

We’ll be fine…

[young rampart]

Famous last words

[modern parcel]

my support is shit

[slow atlas]

The tf is shit

Why are the games so bad

I can’t get ok team mates

[limber pecan]

how shit is shit

[modern parcel]

as in build staff of flowing water even tho she should have gone warmogs cuz she is soraka levels of shit

[slow atlas]

I just absorbed everything they had bruh

Bruh

[modern parcel]

thanks for that

[slow atlas]

Certified bruh moment

Waste everything on me

Almost killed the trust

Trist

Jumped away last second

And then just boom boom boom

[modern parcel]

the poor jax

took a point blank mf ult to the face

he got melted so fast

[modern parcel]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i cant do anything

they keep poking me

[slow atlas]

I’m never going a team dependent jg ever again

Fck the team I’ll just solo carry

I was considering going kha zix but rammus counters rengar well

[modern parcel]

gragas should have gone orianna

[slow atlas]

BUT NOT IF YOUR BLOODY TEAM MATES ARE SHIT

[modern parcel]

we could have had more poke and cc

[slow atlas]

HOW TF DID RENGAR KEEP KAYLE AND GRAGAS FOR SO LONG

Was it true

[modern parcel]

huh?

[slow atlas]

Rengar somehow kept kayle from engaging

[modern parcel]

wat was tru

[slow atlas]

Piece of shit should of just stuck with us

[modern parcel]

nope

[slow atlas]

Dumb asses can’t stick together

[modern parcel]

also

[slow atlas]

Yeh?

[modern parcel]

kayle kept ulting themselves

no one else

[slow atlas]

Yeah dumb ass

Can tell doesn’t know how to play KAYLE

Just a noob who thinks kayle can no brain unga bunga

[modern parcel]

can i go apc ori

[slow atlas]

If you do it well go ahead

I’m starting to lose patience so I’m starting to just pointing out idiotic mistakes

[modern parcel]

fuck

its a lux

fuck

[slow atlas]

It’s a Morgana tho

[modern parcel]

morg cait bot

i mean teammate

[slow atlas]

Is that bad

Can’t you root and then just use ball

[modern parcel]

morg black shield

[slow atlas]

Fair enough

[modern parcel]

block magic +cc

and caitlyn dash thing

[modern parcel]

wow

we won that

OUR KAYLE ISNT SHIT THIS TIME

[slow atlas]

I hate my job

I just absorb cc

[modern parcel]

imma leave

[slow atlas]

See ya then

[modern parcel]

im done with league

too much effort just for 1 win

[slow atlas]

You quitting

[slow atlas]

Lmao

[modern parcel]

nope

[slow atlas]

I hate my job

[modern parcel]

just a long break

[slow atlas]

I have to absorb cc cuz everyone else can’t

[modern parcel]

of like 3 days

im quiting ranked

and playing urf

[slow atlas]

Makes it easy for KAYLE to win when Annie, morg and cait all use their últs on me

[modern parcel]

cuz urf more fun

[slow atlas]

It’s cursed…

[modern parcel]

but still hilarious

[slow atlas]

Bruh

I’ve back tracked

[modern parcel]

had a quad kill with ziggs

[slow atlas]

I’m not em 2 tier 1

I was em 2 tier 2

When I started today

I hate shit team mates

[modern parcel]

from just spaming and pure panik

in urf

the best champs are the champs who can already spam their skills good

but make it spam more

[slow atlas]

Fizz is just

Hippity Hoppity your life is my property

[limber pecan]

@slow atlas

im done with my lesson

wanna wr now

[young rampart]

No

[modern parcel]

im taking a break from ranked

its so bad rn

there is usually at least 1 person in a game int

[limber pecan]

Welp

[young rampart]

Welp

[limber pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-ramsey-food-finally-some-good-fucking-food-master-chef-gif-17833684

[limber pecan]

and ofc i lose the next one cause someone stole my senna from me

fucking chinese ppl

/s

@modern parcel help I need another backup support similar to senna that's not morgana

Mainly cause I ban morg every game

[modern parcel]

ori/seraphine/nami/lulu

[limber pecan]

Hm I know how to play all of them but I'm not particularly good in any

Ig ori

I'm still unsure about skill progression though

[modern parcel]

depends on how u play

but my kinda afk ori support skill progression is skill 1 then 3 then 2

max ult first then skill 1 then 3 then 2

if u play well enough, u can basically stop most ganks

also her ball can be used to show vision

so u dont need to ward over the wall to hit the scrying bloom

for items, go archangel staff

second item go either morellonomicon if they have alot of healing like soraka/senna/nami or lyandries for the rest

the rest u can go whatever

i just played 1 game of ranked cuz i didnt know what to do

and got 7/0/12

on sup ori

and the adc was trying to flame me for not choosing a tank support

jokes on them i saved their ass and made so many counter engages

[limber pecan]

Hm how to hit R though

The problem is that my ball is slow

So it's hard to aim the shot and R

[young rampart]

Your ball is sometimes meant to scare people by basically making them not want to come anywhere close to it and if they do anyways you punish them by using R

[modern parcel]

u can attach it to a person with ur e

[young rampart]

It's basically area denial

[modern parcel]

and if they are a dive champ like malphite/wukong/jarvan

just r them

[young rampart]

Orianna E -> Malphite R -> Orianna R is

[modern parcel]

and since u can pre click the skill while the ball travels, one the diver enters, u/ can follow with immdiate cc

[limber pecan]

Ik

But oki

Also isn't mordekaiser just a better jarvan

[young rampart]

No

[limber pecan]

Why not

His ult is much better at 1v1ing backliners

[young rampart]

Jarvan can trap the whole enemy team

[limber pecan]

Can't veigar do that without being in melee range

Plus they can flash out of jarvan's

[modern parcel]

but there is at least a cc in the form of a knockup so ori can follow up with more cc

but for veigar its just a cage that they can just flash out

[young rampart]

Yeah they can just flash out of Veigar also

[young rampart]

Y'know, you can also trap allies

And Jarvan ult has initial damage

[limber pecan]

but veigar can stun

And it's only his E

[modern parcel]

also his stun kinda makes it hard for ori ult to hit becuz the actual cage itself is slightly bigger than the range of ori's ult

[young rampart]

Good non feeding teammates

Mundo an asshole tho

Banned Kayle even though I pre picked and was the first to choose a champ

[young rampart]

@limber pecan like this game the bitch Akshan ganked mid and killed me so for the rest of the game I just stunned him during team fights

I went so far as to pick him off when he's alone

[limber pecan]

how do you even lock on to the enemies so fast during teamfights

[young rampart]

(Tf is a nightmare for squishy characters)

[young rampart]

As soon as I see him I press the lock on feature on him

[limber pecan]

WHAT A USELESS FUCKING VANYE @young rampart

THIS GUY

FED THE DAMN LUCIAN

[young rampart]

Vanye

[limber pecan]

THEN WHEN WE WERE KILLING THE FIRST DRAG

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

THIS FUCKER FOCUSED THE FUCKING SCUTTLER

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

AND CAUSED THE DRAGON TO BE STOLEN

THIS IDIOT

[young rampart]

Ouch

[limber pecan]

AND THEN WHEN WE WERE GOING FOR THE SECOND DRAG AND AMUMU DIDNT HAVE HIS ULT AND IT WAS PERFECT THIS FUCKER RECALLED

AHHHH

i even got paired with a top 50 ori-

[young rampart]

3/4/6

So much for top 50

[modern parcel]

at least it wasnt as bad as the jungler

1/11/5

[young rampart]

I've had multiple bad experiences with xin zhaos

[modern parcel]

weirdly enough

xin zhao can actually work well with ori

cuz he can charge in with ult, not take any dmg from adc outside his ult and if he has ori's ball, ori can just use ult

[limber pecan]

ANOTHER SHIT TEAM

[young rampart]

aaaaa

[limber pecan]

WE HAVE THE IRELIA COMPLAINING ABOUT PANTH

THE PANTH COMPLAINING ABOUT IRELIA

THE MALPHITE COMPLAINING ABOUT NOT HAVING A TANK WHEN HE COULD JUST BUILD TANK

[young rampart]

That Jayce

[limber pecan]

then theres our lucian who was alright

[young rampart]

Wanna rank

[limber pecan]

ye

pls

@modern parcel

wanna join

wanna vc @young rampart

also come play duo~

[young rampart]

It's 3:56 AM

[limber pecan]

so

[young rampart]

So no

[limber pecan]

aw

my fucking god its a jax

[young rampart]

Waffles the problem is you

[limber pecan]

i literally got svp

[young rampart]

No you see

[limber pecan]

anyway pls be my adc

i just cant deal with vanyes

[young rampart]

You didn't fking support the Vayne gud enuff early game

[limber pecan]

no shit senna is sad at the start

especially now after they nerfed her

imma ban jax

[young rampart]

You are sad at the start

[limber pecan]

ik

[limber pecan]

cmon be my adc-

play draven again

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

aw

fuck now in against a vanye

sigh

AHHAEGIDUSHOX:AKP"L{
:}"|

[young rampart]

Waffles you need to support the fucking adc better

[limber pecan]

its not my fault shes shit

[young rampart]

Y'know what fucking fine

[limber pecan]

no like what do you want me to do whenever i get an adc its shit

the other team always gets the better one

[young rampart]

You need to get it under control

By not letting that piece of shit die

[limber pecan]

I CANT IF HE WALKS INTO THE TRESH Q AT 2mins

and the fking kayle comes

well fuck i need a change of pace

my senna winrate has dropped by 2%

ANOTHER VANYE

AHHHH ITS A MF

[limber pecan]

hm

ig senna is just too shit rn

[young rampart]

You see

The moment you went off Senna

We got gud Vayne

[limber pecan]

what kind of bullshit curse is that

[young rampart]

Motherfucker broke his spine carrying us

[limber pecan]

[young rampart]

[young rampart]

@limber pecan you alive?

[limber pecan]

ye

[limber pecan]

ye

[young rampart]

yd?

[limber pecan]

shit

[young rampart]

Waffles stop going to other lanes to kill minions

That's the one thing you're doing wrong

[limber pecan]

tbf now that the souls got nerfed they arent as impt anymore

sigh

[young rampart]

Does not mean you can go to other lanes to kill minions

That is the one singular thing you're doing wrong

[limber pecan]

im trying to roam but when i get there nobody there

but yea ok

[young rampart]

Doesn't mean you go waste time killing the minions

[limber pecan]

GODDAMNIT

GDCTVAUYBUKJXNLM:<">
?

[young rampart]

What the fuck

[limber pecan]

what the fuck indeed

this yasuo

wtf

i am mad

that was bullshit

[young rampart]

Waffles learn Annie

Senna is in a bad position now.

[limber pecan]

sigh

[limber pecan]

fine play by yourself first then

ill go take a look

[limber pecan]

ziggs?

[young rampart]

Enemy team had Senna

They died

Yi was a pain in the ass despite being baron lane yi

[limber pecan]

tbf they built lethality senna which is shit

especially now

also im done researching annie

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

uh

[limber pecan]

wanna go for another round

[young rampart]

No

[limber pecan]

[young rampart]

@limber pecan

[limber pecan]

hm?

[young rampart]

Help me try out this new meme deck I made in lor

Just one round

[limber pecan]

hm

[limber pecan]

coincidentally ur playing against an ai like me

poro deck

that was dum @young rampart

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

mate that was hillarious

[young rampart]

Wtf

[limber pecan]

kek

i wanna sleep

[young rampart]

Fite

[limber pecan]

i dont wanna die to that monstrosity

go fite karma

yes im pathetic

[young rampart]

Don't worry I don't run heart of the fluft

It got randomly generated

[limber pecan]

wat

[young rampart]

Pathetic

[limber pecan]

why dont you use it

[young rampart]

Because it can easily be hushed

[limber pecan]

actually prob cause someone can just vengence it or smth

just an instakill

[young rampart]

I hate you

[modern parcel]

waffles

what happened

how did u drop down to emerald 2

[young rampart]

Three words

Very bad teammates

[modern parcel]

a

ic

[limber pecan]

[frosty python]

solo queue pain

[limber pecan]

karma plays?

[young rampart]

karma plays?

[young rampart]

He got impact thrice

[limber pecan]

come to think of it how many keywords are there

[young rampart]

Idk

[limber pecan]

can you get deep and lurk

[limber pecan]

can you get doubek atk

[young rampart]

no and no

[young rampart]

and no

[limber pecan]

oh then theres only 14

after that you just stack impact ig

[young rampart]

@limber pecan this is certified yatta moment

[limber pecan]

what did you do

[young rampart]

What didn't I do

Got the enemy nexus to

-245

[young rampart]

Actual good teammates

[modern parcel]

all i can say is that crystal rose lux is not worth the price

sona is more worth

tho crystal rose ezreal is actually worth the legendary skin price cuz he has better animations

but lux doesnt have much change other than the effects. but the animations are still the same

but at least riot said that they will be updating her skin animations next year so yeah

[young rampart]

That you @limber pecan ?

:HuTaoMusic:

[young rampart]

Spicy damage

[modern parcel]

i feel disgusting

i destroyed my opponents

literally my first ever match on ezreal went like 1/10/8 or somthing

but like now its like 6/2/8

also

just a note

ezreal is one of the best champs to learn how to skill shot on

since every skill is a skillshot

[young rampart]

3rd skill

The teleport

[modern parcel]

still tho

it shoots out a projectile as well + teleport

thus

skill + shot = skillshot

[young rampart]

Your logic is undeniable yes but still

[modern parcel]

dont fight my logic

ezreal is one of the champs with the highest skill ceiling + hardest learning curve as of rn

and its all due to his skillshots + his position with help from his blink

[young rampart]

Early game I was super shit against this Malphite even going 0/4/0 against him

But then I powerspiked

No wonder this dude was too fking good

[modern parcel]

das a one trick right there

[young rampart]

I learn champs fast

Ho fuck the Garen is a Darius one trick

But I fucking banned Darius

[slow atlas]

I have more mastery on yasuo than that malphite lmao

[young rampart]

ok

[limber pecan]

useless teams

[young rampart]

Use Rengar

Actually no you wouldn't stand a chance

[limber pecan]

I've already tried before

[young rampart]

Damn cope

[young rampart]

Anyways wanna wr?

Ima give a warning rn, I will use Rengar.

[limber pecan]

Sigh I would but I'm being dragged out to lunch again

[young rampart]

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

Sowry

Have fun

[young rampart]

Cope

[young rampart]

Watching arcane marathon in vc be like

Even though I can watch on my own Netflix

[limber pecan]

Kek

[young rampart]

I just got 600 free poro energy from a poro chest

Now I'm very close to another skin

Hope I get a good one

[limber pecan]

I'm quite close as well

[young rampart]

2nd or 1st

This is my 2nd

[limber pecan]

2nd

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

My first gave me project yasuo

[young rampart]

Oh right

I forgot

[limber pecan]

Too bad I'm shit at him

I might become a teemo main

Until senna becomes viable again

[young rampart]

@slow atlas look.

He's evolving

Just backwards

[limber pecan]

Maybe Morg

But she's too unreliable

Gets banned so often

[slow atlas]

…

@limber pecan …

Wtf

[limber pecan]

Wat

[slow atlas]

Teemo

[limber pecan]

I'm sorry my one trick character got nerfed to shit

[slow atlas]

Senna?

How

[limber pecan]

Yea

[slow atlas]

How did she get nerfed

[limber pecan]

Her range per 20 souls went from 25 to 15

Basically fucking killed her

[young rampart]

Honestly at this point I know the scenes that I just need to listen to the audio of arcane

[young rampart]

@limber pecan play when

[young rampart]

@limber pecan

[limber pecan]

Uh

I'm back now

[young rampart]

Gimme about

30 minutes

[young rampart]

Also I'm on a 7 match Rengar losing streak

Specifically rengar

[limber pecan]

Sure I'll wait

[young rampart]

Plat 2 now

Shit teammates

@limber pecan Teemo mid

Or top

And VC so we can coordinate later

[limber pecan]

Sure ig

[young rampart]

Now fite me in lor.

[young rampart]

Why

[limber pecan]

Wat does aphelios do

[young rampart]

aphelios does moon weapons

[limber pecan]

Ic

[young rampart]

Malphite is obsolete

[limber pecan]

why so

[young rampart]

No one even uses him anymore

[young rampart]

@limber pecan play later

Too lazy now

Also tell me before you're bouta fking ditch me again

[limber pecan]

k

[young rampart]

@limber pecan this is spicy

[limber pecan]

lmao labs i assume

[young rampart]

It's Swain

Ofc it's labs

[limber pecan]

[young rampart]

How tf did you raise your sun disc

[limber pecan]

When you lvl up an ascended champ you skip it's cd by 10 turns

[young rampart]

I know

It's weird that you didn't die before that happened

[limber pecan]

well

it was a braum/poro deck

i just

killed the braum

and moved on

[young rampart]

@limber pecan

[limber pecan]

hm?

[young rampart]

wr?

[limber pecan]

k

[young rampart]

k

[limber pecan]

@young rampart vc?

[young rampart]

Maybe

Why are you mid

[limber pecan]

you told me to

[young rampart]

Look at this poro

@limber pecan move

[limber pecan]

yep

[limber pecan]

im back

wr died

thats bullshit wtf

[young rampart]

Wtf is this

[limber pecan]

this is what happens when im not the support

[young rampart]

Why do we have two idiots in our team

Why don't they see we already lost

[limber pecan]

no idea

i need to practice my laning

ive supported for so long i cant last hit for shit

[young rampart]

Poro

[limber pecan]

kek

fk lux

remind me to change my rune to sweet tooth later @young rampart

[young rampart]

Change your rune to sweet tooth

[limber pecan]

[young rampart]

Waffles

You made me die

[limber pecan]

lmao

oof

[young rampart]

I need bushes

@limber pecan don't separate from those guys

[limber pecan]

ik

i realise

[young rampart]

I saw you going the wrong wauy

way

See

Shit teammates

Every time

[limber pecan]

yes

[young rampart]

@limber pecan go support.

[limber pecan]

k

@modern parcel wanna join

[modern parcel]

later

[limber pecan]

k

[modern parcel]

after my game

[limber pecan]

fuck

gg @young rampart

@young rampart build antiheal

[young rampart]

No you

[limber pecan]

oh wtf

[young rampart]

You're the type to always hit constantly

Rengar is more like go in, kill, go out

[limber pecan]

wdym

well yea but still

[young rampart]

[limber pecan]

bruh you got jebaited @young rampart

[young rampart]

wtf

[limber pecan]

fuck

[young rampart]

What the fuck

@limber pecan please anti heal

[limber pecan]

no shit

[young rampart]

You proc anti heal better than me

[limber pecan]

i alr have

[young rampart]

Oh

[limber pecan]

i need to get zhonyas

[young rampart]

Fucking fine I will never use rengar

Every single match I play him good or bad I lose

EVERY SINGLE MATCH

[limber pecan]

for fucks sake

[young rampart]

It's a fucking curse

[modern parcel]

nami stronk kek

5/1/4 last round

[limber pecan]

[young rampart]

What the fuck

[modern parcel]

kekekek

[young rampart]

Nvm I'm fucking cursed on Kayle too

I have never won a single ranked match as Kayle or Rengar

[modern parcel]

waffles

we are gonna get fucked early game

so get ready

[limber pecan]

yep

[young rampart]

We gonna die

[limber pecan]

wanna vc btw

sry

WHAT THE FUCK

HE ONESHOTTED ME

[modern parcel]

this is what we get for first picking morgana

she is not good unless dealing with magic teams

[limber pecan]

[modern parcel]

also

iki

u dont need blue buff

[young rampart]

I fucking hate this game

[modern parcel]

why did u take blue buff

u r a manaless champ

u dont need blue buff

akali fucking fed as well

7/8/1

[young rampart]

Helth

[modern parcel]

fuck ur health