#New game - Pokemon UNITE
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noooo
Idk abt this i only play pokemons that can steal Zapdos

Cinderace Greyninja is free
Buy Lucario
Absol and Gengar and Birb very trash rn
But nothing tops Gard
Man that pokemon

Im glad they gib good pokemon for free
Snorlax Venasaur Greynija Zeraora Cinderace
That's all u need
To reach masters
And same item works on everyone
U get 3 lvl 30 token
Idk
I used them on my items
Works like charm
my lv 30s are weakness policy, score shield, and leftovers

Yeah, unless when im playing snorlax
I wanna die
fucking idiots are overconfident

I was about to reach ultra 1
Then i lost

done?
Yep nice smooth game
Bye bye haru

no wonder why aless main snorlax
Fr Fr
Aless is dependable
and take care of her friends
Green : Pokemon I main
Blue : Pokemon I do not have but with to buy
Violet : Pokemon I will not use because playstyle not for me (or mediocre value)
Red : Absolute Trash (Zero return of investment)
Brown : I like the playstyle but not worth investing with current meta
Absolute Value for Money
Lucario, Snorlax, Blastoise, Blissey, Jigglypuff
Not including Freemons
The gardevoir 💀
DO NOT CALL ELDY TRASH

oh
perhaps I treated you harshly

@hard kernel ill grind to masters today
lemme do comms

I need to practice my Zapdos Steal
Everytime i do it it gives me a wave of euphoria
Green : Pokemon I main
Blue : Pokemon I do not have but with to buy
Violet : Pokemon I will not use because playstyle not for me
Red : Idk enough about the meta tbh so this is just pokemon i personally dont like grrr
Brown : Pokemon that interest me/I use a bit but unsure if I want to invest in them or use them more
heres a blank version too
also i don't really mind fighting slowbro or having them as teammates that much i just don't like playing it and don't think it's very good and think we should have a better defender option for free
must be a troll
they are trolling probably
Goodluck
What do you main
it's randomized
used to be um
talonflame
or whatever the name
then alolan
now venasaur
venusaur
I see
me: hmmmmmmmm i should really buy pokemon of other classes so i can get more rewards from those event goals while playing pokemon i actuallt like
also me: hmmmmmm mr mime :)
this is the free shit for getting expert right?
yes
aight aight
i want the ful sylveon set so bad
all i have are the socks 😭
it feels so much easier to win playing central
i’ve never lost this hard wtf…
man
@hard kernel @elfin sage @worthy epoch lets do rank
5 man
@north owl wanna join too??
I mean in 3 hours not now

gomenasai

Y’all hyped for the Homeless T-Flame skin?
blissey skin when
k
Ping when you wanna do 5 man
kk

lemme get full crimson witch set
@hard kernel use ur smurf
GuobaJam

No

use ur master rank acc

I cannot

That one is synced with Google
I gave my android to cousin
F
u can make nintendo acc and link it
Whoa haru you just became trial guard
Hi Hi
Congrats
thanks teal 
alright
coming
oh thats fine
its na server yeah
yep well he did claim jg before you did in lobby
you left haru?
just ping me, otherwise im going back to oc
afk on switch
kk
yeah....
gj tho

Hi
hello
I heard of WFP Pokemon in Signora mains unite I thought of joining :)
Welcome to the Server
this thread is for Unite enjoyers
feel free to tag with anyone
And for the third time in my entire career, I stole Zapdos solo using Snorlax
Flail is fucking amazing
I can deal 1k+ dmg at low HP
gl
Ffs i lost


there are only 4 divisions right? great expert vet and then masters?
ultra
Ultra and Beginners
ultra is after veteran??
yes
i see
Lets fking goo
Grats Aless
@hard kernel LETS GOOOO
ok
:guobajam:
Dw dw I’m catching up on my webtoons
alright
it was mute switch issue lol
on iphones mute switch stops game audio
i din know
alright
I’m lagging so hard rn
i hate AFKs
damn afk in ranked
done?
One more
ok
gn gn
Do you have a clan ?
pins
Ah thanks
Would you mind if I join from my second account
Are there some rank or stats requirments ?
naaaah i dont think so, i managed to join even tho i have less than 50 games played

Thanks
these shud be good enough right?
Yup
tanks
Someone here in ultra grinding for masters ? I am in ultra 4 so far mostly solo Q but it's really getting difficult to ascend at this point . It would be nice to have 3 stack team . And season might end with BP in 3 weeks
Pretty sure Py is ultra now but his timezone is NA
haru is a no lifer in master alr
pokemon untie
Goodmorning Pythone
hi haru
@hard kernel I need 5k more for lucario
reeeeeeeee
What shld I buy?
Slyveon?
sylveon yes
also cinderace kinda pog
@hard kernel I run blaze kick and flame charge cuz I dont wanna run pyro ball
im bad at aiming

I don't talk with you
Blaze kick

why whats wrong with it
im bad at aiming
I don't use eject
So i need to keep safe distance
With kick
U need to go close
I run x speed dw
I dont go eject
ngl x speed is efficient than eject
I see
I use
Umm
Tail
What tail
Jg one
fluffy tail
played a game during school and im vet 1 now
then use pyro ball at close range
nah
the tp allows you to escape easier
x speed will still keep you in the range of the mon thats attacking you
pyro ball can snipe/steal monsters
actually
THE PJS WIGGLY OMG
that lucario skin was on beta
DIES
no blissey skin tho....
I hope blissey outfit exist
the homage to that one lucario movie is sick
ikr
|| BLISSEY OUTFIT IS KINDA MID NGL.... ||
im buying lucario first then im gonna buy that skin
I JUST WANT CUTE DRIP FOR MY BLISSEY
also i might have to buy wiggly at some point just for the pjs skin
why do they hate blissey though
LIKE WHO ASKED FOR HIPSTER CHARIZARD
some skins are from beta
the wiggly drip is adorable tho
I assume wiggly will get ultimate skin
holy shit i need to buy wiggly next
but if they can do this for wiggly why not blissey??
elde has so many skins
they have a fav
true
fr fr
nah i fully expect with this type of event they wont be giving anything free
so much potential revenue here

new outfit tho
atleast there is no pity
dunno

but ||if decidueye will get released everyone will go nuts||
||assuming decidueye will be speedster||
i can get behind
it would be good for a change.. zera ehm ehm
I'm going to get demoted from Vet if my teammates are this fucking helpless
Today's not my day
I've been suffering lose streak by lose streak
if you want to try coop but there is no gurantee one will win in that either
hey I'm also dropped so hard
from ultra 3 to vet 4
and now im back to ultra 2
ask @hard kernel

dw
u can climb again
remember to take break
and drink water
man
im having depression when I go back to vet
I wanna throw my phone so hard but I realized its new
Greedent is a berry useful Melee Defender that's ready to belly flop through the competition.
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@timber cliff ur nightmare

also its defender
ik greedent will be tank
Randoms in solo Q
- No one takes defender
- No one ever comes for Drednaw and somehow still lose Rotom
- Speedster(esp zera) farms and dies giving all exp to enemy
- Cindrace in lane stays at level 4 forever constantly dying to enemy greninja and venasaur
- Whole team drops to 0 IQ before zapdos spawn
- If we are winning whole team decides to start zapdos and get it stolen
- If we are losing whole team dies 15 second before zapdos spawn
cindrace needs a round of jungle or an exp share support
the other thing is if ur playing with a friend and they claim jungle there's a very good chance someone who didn't claim a position goes to jungle anyways
otherwise lucario will bully him ... good thing lucario will get decent nerf tomorrow and drednaw too
yeah
i play with luna and all the time luna will claim jungle and some other guy goes to jungle too it's so annoying
same issue i really like playing garchomp but same issue people don't let me jungle
another thing that happens sometimes is
im playing blissey right
so im waiting for my teammate to go make a push or do something and they're trying to follow ME instead
xD
im the SUPPORT! not the leader! WWWWW
thats why I play roll out wiggly tuff
when you are blissy and get more damage then zera
i get mvp as blissey more times than i should tbh
the other day i also had a terrible situation happen where like
we were losing pretty badly so i started a surrender vote
which got denied and while we were basically guaranteed to lose since a teammate was afk and we lost most of our goals zapdos was still there ig
so then we lose zapdos and i immediately do another surrender vote and they vote no like
why? why do you want me to suffer?
oh i thought it happens with me only
xD
why don't they surrender really
they only want to surrender when the team is winning
they like to watch the team suffer
actually ones some one ask to surrender after we lost zapdos but we still won
rare tho
oh dont forget the one afking in spawn
i was crying when one of my most decent rounds
had a talonflame afking
and no one decided to actually fucking send it out
like man
if youre given the choice...
why tf would you let them stay in base.
oh there was also the crustle who decided to fucking jungle
well tbf they saved the game when the other team got zapdos
i used to stay at top lane
now my instinct keeps going at bottom
yeah happens a lot
dunno
oh tmr new update dropping
@hard kernel IKUYOOOOOOO
bcz most people know that solo q randoms arent gonna do shit so they'd rather try and solo carry lol
i only play attackers for that reason
had a game today where my team was doing so terrible that i had to solo snipe zapdos with gard so we could win
OMG
i like solo q more sry
Wait we don't have slowmode here 
nobody talks here that much
im excited for the halloween event
Well it's just for game tho

So only Pokemon related stuff
unite copium 😔

gl
iirc you can get a skin
but u cant get every item in the event 😐
they're even monetizing the halloween event lmfao
but its alright
hopefully gard skin 
better be poor wording tho
the tweet had bad communication
the map change is pretty nice though and the new BGM is really good
seems like it's gonna be fun 
i hope they meant that only the people who didn't play enough aren't gonna be able to get all the rewards
Pepega
Poor guy couldn't evolve
It was a landslide
But to be fair....
Two masters were in my team.... for some reason
bruhhh
What
LMAO Bc I’m simping rn
@hard kernel unite sometime today?
im busy today... family reunion
maybe at evening my time
idk if u will be awake or not
by then
Pyyy can you give me tips for solo q 
Vet is more competitive and I can't unga bunga my way through anymore
as snorlax
never make contact with ranged pokemon unless u have tackle and charged attack
also vet onwards are competitive
@worthy epoch usually I build snorlax with these
this helps

also greedent is free as long as u earn 70 pumpkins
aka eggu's nightmare
oh ask haru
70 pumpkins does require you to gamble however
As you only get 57 pumpkins for log-ins
(which is fine for me, that gets all the cosmetics!)
Also, glad to see Lucario is still just as broken as ever
no
play everyday
get bandit skin
Btw tencent you wanna uh. . . You wanna buff Ninetails please?
Maybe make avalanche blizzard viable? Just a thought

Don't get me wrong. Dazzling Gleam Aurora Veil is nice and all and generally balanced if not on the weaker side but like. . . It's be nice to not be punished for clicking the wrong ability on accident
Wait, I just realized I accidentally got all three Pokemon that pop up in the new home screen in the same screenshot
In too deep. Going into enemy goals or flux zones without the intention of scoring. Pretty much means you're getting greedy or you shouldn't try to kill that shell smashing Crustle cus he's gonna lead you to his jungle and his jungle is gonna reck your ass. Sometimes it's works though and the enemy surrenders because Discharge is fair and balanced they realize they've been outskilled
ONE MORE WIN
IM MASTER

Pog
@hard kernel ONE MORE WIN WE'LL DUO
I just got to Expert because I refused to touch Comp for a while. . . Didn't think all it took was for me to instalock Zeraora to win
Cus like, I'd pick Absol and my team would be like "mmmm yes feed da points to enemy tem yes. Very good now let the Absol solo Dred so we can proceed to do nothing with it"
I hate solo queueing but this games lack of adequate voice chat is also a definite downside
Perhaps tomorrow night I'll try climbing again instead of playing 4 hours of standard just to play 3 games of comp and realize Zeraora is the key to Victory Road as long as the enemy team doesn't have a really good Slowpoke or Lucario
Looking pretty good
greedent is pretty interesting
so is the new mode
im choosing to run safeguard in quickplay bc of the pumpkins
yeah
you get more pumpkin thingies if u play matches with frienfs
yes
Oh that’s so cool, how’d you get your phone to show through discord playing pkm unite 
samsung galaxy feature
Dex?
Bruhh someone help me 
get gud
whats wrong
Crustle /Venasaur/Wiggly?
I really like those of the leaked skins
no i mean person outfit
Oh my bad..misread outfit as skin
they're the same thing
But then…which outfit you talking about? 
tbh
some of the new ones will look good
I like the Sylveon set but the hair is too much for me
Yeah wish we can interchange/get both types of hair
Some of the boy cuts offered are tamer/look better than the girl counterparts
Miku hair is too much
@timber cliff ur nightmare is so fucking op
I tried greedent on practice
holy shit
w8 u said u hate greedent
no i mean like
i love healing from the enemy greedent
because you can heal from its berries regardless of team

it's hilarious
?
I have complains
- first off, why bots exist in rank. It actually ruins the game and shit
- second, why the matchmaking are so bad, I often lose with the idiots than with other who play well
Are you sure those are bots and not just people who haven't customized their trainer card yet?
o
Welp, it was short lived. . . I give up on ranked it just makes me sad
Honestly, screw any ranking system that works like this 1:1 ratio bs
A loss should not be considered something that can rank you down. Consecutive losses maybe but a single loss? Na
This is why I absolutely hate games like Overwatch or Valorant's ranking system. This game is a small improvement but still nowhere close to being good
While Valorant is definitely just an abomination on mankind with it's "win seven games and rank up once, loose one game 14-15 and de-rank twice" (actually happened to my friend once). Unites system of "loose as much as you make" makes no sense
The only thing that saved me from outright deleting this game today was the 100 PP I had that saved me from having to grind from the bottom of Great 4 again
Seriously this close to deleting the game though

I encounter bots twice and when I ff everyone agrees
so I knew those are bots
Damn, I just remember seeing the surrender box pop up and immediately there being three green circles. I didn't even get time to say no
But, sobeit. Pokemon Unite doesn't exist in my world for 3-5 days
No you right, people be hella lazy
i don't like putting my character close up for some reason
In this article, we will explore the claim that there are bots in Ranked Matches in Pokemon Unite. Read on to learn if there are bots in ranked, how to spot if you are playing against bots, why do you get queued againt bots, and do you still get points for winning.
@hollow wadi @hollow coral wanna play halloween map in 8 hours??
11pm for me
is it possible before
uh
same 11 pm
I need to complete the friends missions for the pumpkins
how about in 2 hrs??
Hullo neighbour
est gang 
Also, is there a guide on ideally what to use pumpkins for/those boxes
uh spend wisely and dont buy pumpkin boxes
People saying things are a scam and not be wasteful but I’m silly 
Wait what’s the boxes for
not sure
r they rng
I just stare at it
lmao
pumpkin gacha
you'll probably only get 1 pumpkin from it
Me @ Pokémon unite lately
don't buy the pumpkin boxes
Oh that’s it
Okay so just don’t buy em, gotcha
But then
they cost 2 pumpkins but have a 60% chance to give u only 1 pumpkin
What if there’s that swanky outfit in the gatcha
That may tempt me y’know
Or is it really just pumpkins
no it's just pumpkins

sure
wanna play now
k
wheres this idiot milk
KianaShake

@wild lintel @hollow wadi lets go
he
@hollow wadi
@native remnant join too
no
i havent played this map yet 
it was fun
@wild lintel what happened to u??
disconec
lol rip
wait i bak

pumpkins can deal a lot of damage to wild pokemon too
once you've thrown a pumpkin at an enemy from the other team you can then push them
though they can also push you
okay thank u 
last game
Unite anyone?
Bruh 
nope i was sleeping
if you're at na we have like 12 hours difference or some shit

it's still there right??
yeee playing it alone kinda sucks cause the event itself is kinda ass
yah plus there are achievements for playing with friends!!
WHERE is this skin
idk
it eas in the trailer but
ig theyll put it out later
with the other skins they teased

nov 4th
have y'all saw skin leaks
venusaur will be the next battle pass skin
crustle will get a shitty skin
The Halloween map is so bad without playing with friends 
I’m pretty sure I’m just getting matched with kids having no clue
Now now..I actually like that shitty skin
Big ass palace on his back
Also an excuse to use some holowear tickets…I got too many rn 
the wiggly skins are too cute
aaaa haruuu
u slept?

nooooo battle pass
man all the nice outfits p2w
crustle one is from energy gacha
alolan ninetales
So like, while in my standard match shenanigans:
Damn
To be fair, I get saddled with beginners and peeps who haven't even unlocked ranked 
twice i had two bots (who substituted AFK morons) following me
Oh there was also the time where I was alone at bot lane getting my ass kicked
While I kept spamming 'I need backup'
Oh and the other 4 people at top?
they didnt even get rotom 
Niceee my gacha luck is horrible in this game
imma play one standard round
...or maybe quick
gotta farm those pumpkins for squirrel man
Can u add me to team
gimme kne sec btw
Bc I need pumpkin points for friend achievement
i didnt matchmake xd
Oh ok
go play one game
ah okay
im fixing some stuff rn
aight imma do this quick 5min round
kk
ok im in
Pythonne has 2 min left
wait is Pythonne playing standard?
aless just do something for 3 min
I’m gonna keep my switch open
@worthy epoch starting
this is Halloween
who are we w8ting for
No one lol
oh
I hate the pumpkins hujerry
yeah that crustle was good with the pumpkins
imma play garchomp jg
Damn….zero points
Bruh moment
Pythonne you done?
!!otaku
I feel bad

@rigid folio wanna join
Come back then
Dude mr mine with the pumpkin stuff too op
w8 lemme in
Last one for me
Yeah tyy
Ty ty
. . . I have to play with friends for the other rewards. . . Y'all are the only people I know that play this game 
otaku what the fuck
Rare ass shit, especially in standard match
ELDEGOSS JUNGLER???
wait no
pink is bottom
blue is center
orange is top
WAIT YOOOOO PERFECTLY BALANCED
idk how i got them mixed up i literally always play bottom what dhdkkdldld
Is there any way to communicate with ppl u meet in this game
I always duo with this one person and it makes me so sad that I can’t even know them 
Also greedent is so cute
And I will protect him at all costs
They’re like a super good garchomp main and I wish I could meet them 🥺
?
Yea Ig they really like grinding the leaderboard
It’s cross platform with switch right?
yes
Maybe if this person is a switch player we can meet somehow
Also err @hard kernel educate me with the art of unite strategies
there's vc on unite itself
On phone?
oh there is a chat where u can type
i just found it
yess
yay im so happy
i thought only 3 people could go in one team at a time for ranked
2 3 or 5
no 4 cuz its not fair to leave one teammate out
ohhhh
tbh i’m too lazy to play unite
Morning haru













