3rd: waifu bait and filthy traitor
2nd: Traveler simp
1st: Actually sane
#・genshin-spoilers
slender haven
Columbina is racist towards dragons btw
cedar juniper
Pierro gave him the position of first just because they share hometown
slender haven
Pierro gave him the position of first just because they share hometown
And because he walks Dottore like a dog
cedar juniper
Columbina is racist towards dragons btw
So am i
golden sluice
Columbina is racist towards dragons btw
bro that Neuvillette voiceline pissed me tf off
ur sisters deserved it Columbina
cedar juniper
And because he walks Dottore like a dog
Bro's got NO recorded feats he GENUINELY did nothing ✌️
slender haven
https://tenor.com/view/monkeyzada-evangelion-hulk-padre-gif-25865083
Type of shit HP was doing to the dragons as The Three Moons sucked them off
slender haven
Bro's got NO recorded feats he GENUINELY did nothing ✌️
At least bro succeeded
cedar juniper
Not the thrain files
golden sluice
average Khaenrian
cedar juniper
True
golden sluice
murdering children for morning breakfast
slender haven
Fuck khaenriah
They had aura
Raiden wishes she could be as good at child murder as Irmin
cedar juniper
Raiden wishes she could be as good at child murder as Irmin
Raiden is too busy drinking dango milk to think about genocide
The shogun puppet on the other hand
slender haven
Raiden is too busy drinking dango milk to think about genocide
She likes her dango made from dead cows
slender haven
The shogun puppet on the other hand
Literally her clone btw
slender haven
She likes her dango made from dead cows
Dead baby cows
cedar juniper
Puppet has more aura
slender haven
Puppet has more aura
Green aura with stink lines
cedar juniper
I was talking about eating baby cows 😭
slender haven
Ei didn't shower for nearly 500 years
slender haven
She must have smelled like pure ass
cedar juniper
Ei didn't shower for nearly 500 years
Imagine the umami flavour 😋
slender haven
Sad
She would want to smell the tears of lobotomized people in the morning
By taking away visions
You lose all your ambitions
Ig
cedar juniper
When are we getting an inazuma expansion its been so long
The last was what enka or tsurumi
There HAS to be another island or whatever bro
slender haven
When are we getting an inazuma expansion its been so long
Never
Mondstadt hasn't gotten an expansion in 5 years 
Count your blessings
cedar juniper
We know about dornman port now at least
Also there's like the dandelion sea , if it even matters
Nothing new about inazuma is even mentioned
slender haven
Also there's like the dandelion sea , if it even matters
Will probably come with Dornman's Port
In Arcadia maybe
cedar juniper
The japan effect
cedar juniper
Will probably come with Dornman's Port
The haunted sanatorium sounds interesting
slender haven
The haunted sanatorium sounds interesting
Yeah
cedar juniper
You mean the overseer device island
Ehh inazuma is more pretty
I love the desert
My mausoleum stll has the sandstrom it looks cool as shit
Oh wow id rather not know actually
Nahhh
long crest
@stark fable @ashen ocean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIVDuPB2MHQ
You might like this.
(Obviously HEAVY story spoilers, based on the google maps theory).
stark fable
<@346671672730058762> <@765806676111917096> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIVD...
we both talked about this lore piece here before
long crest
we both talked about this lore piece here before <:C_TaoHehe:856840838046547988>
Genshin is a rly cool game ngl
It has some really cool lore fundamentals
modern bluff
@ashen ocean I been talking with oomf about this
Just making sure
The abyss has existed in Nod Krai for a long ass time BEFORE rerir got shredded into cheese and created the wild hunt, right?
If the WQ with illuga and rotwang is any indication
or did rotwang come around and do his fuckery around the time of the cataclysm and Khaenri'ah's fall
Because rotwang was a student at the universitas
tawdry blade
The abyss has existed in Nod Krai for a long ass time BEFORE rerir got shredded ...
Yes
cedar juniper
The abyss has existed in Nod Krai for a long ass time BEFORE rerir got shredded ...
It doesn't necessarily matter since rerirs pieces scattered through time
modern bluff
It doesn't necessarily matter since rerirs pieces scattered through time
wait, when was that stated? Rerirs pieces i mean
I assumed all parts of him fell down to nod krai around the same time
cedar juniper
wait, when was that stated? Rerirs pieces i mean
He himself says it in the aq
And since the moon reflection is a time anomaly it makes sense
modern bluff
Oh my interpretation of that line was that the powerful energy currents of time tore him apart into pieces, but not spread across different time eras
cedar juniper
Oh my interpretation of that line was that the powerful energy currents of time ...
Idk it seems pretty "scattered across time" to me
golden sluice
bro thinks he's bakunawa
slender haven
Kind of hilarious if you think about it
It's like Geto dying one month before 4 of the most powerful curses ever are born
Rotwang watching the Abyss invade everything literal months after he tried to get the Abyss to invade the world:
somber dagger
im slowly starting to believe the columbina rewrite story
the concept of hoyo looking at her and going “YOU. PROMOTION 3 YEARS FROM NOW SO BE PREPARED”
distant citrus
The abyss has existed in Nod Krai for a long ass time BEFORE rerir got shredded ...
Wild hunt was created by the experiment of mad monk
Rerir "pieces" only served as fuel to strengthen the already existing phenomenon not create it
pallid otter
the concept of hoyo looking at her and going “YOU. PROMOTION 3 YEARS FROM NOW SO...
Let me ask: what should you do if you were to encounter a "damsel" who is oblivious and innocent at any given time, and unconcerned and unfeeling in any given situation? If it were me, I could at least challenge her to a fight. But if it were you... with your conscience, I would stay away from her.
distant citrus
Wild hunt was created by the experiment of mad monk
Rerir "pieces" only served ...
You can also say that wild hunt laid dormant until Rerir was revived which helped with the "break out" once again (only stronger this time)
somber dagger
> Let me ask: what should you do if you were to encounter a "damsel" who is obli...
using childe as a source oml
that bitch be lyingggg
cedar juniper
Dude after some thought paimon being the emotional module and HP being the reason module makes so much sense
Also A.S.I.M.O.N and P.A.I.M.O.N
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
distant citrus
Wild hunt is just alt name for abyss aka nod krai version
The abyss phenomenon happened because of rotwang that's why
distant citrus
Wild hunt is abyss it's not different
Just because abyss manifest itself differently it doesn't change the origin 
cedar juniper
No
tawdry blade
Wild hunt is just abyss + Abyss sibling death authority
Meanwhile the actual abyss is the ability to mimic and copy memories
distant citrus
Why would professor be called that?
It's the collective name for the phenomenon not individual instance or person
cedar juniper
Hmm i see
distant citrus
The one that you see when he was revived
cedar juniper
It also makes sense that almost every major figure has a "separated myself" or a mirrored version of themselves
Like everywhere
tawdry blade
Liyue one kinda weird
There gotta be a better example?
Phanes freeing Nibelung sound wrong
Yeah but childe is freeing Osial who was gonna flood Liyue,that sound so wrong when he is the one who started it and didnt get any real consequences
It should be Ningguang
tawdry blade
https://tenor.com/view/ningguang-genshin-impact-genshin-impact-ning-gif-12209317...
I completely ignored she has c6 constellation
cedar juniper
I do think some of those are a stretch but the main idea i get
long crest
You wanna know a funny thing? We are placed by presumably Phanes / the Shades on the beach in Mondstadt because it's literally the safest place for us to be in all of Teyvat. Mond best region, god said so himself 
distant citrus
"The Primordial One may have been Phanes. "
With the new lore info this one line makes me feel Phanes maybe is a seperate entity from primordial one
So primordial one could be the ship ai and phanes the one who took control of the ship ai for their own purpose
This would fit the role of demiurge too as the ship ai is the demiurge hidden from the view (the allogary of the cave) 
It's lygus and cyrene all again trust
long crest
Venti highkey the goat
true and real
cedar juniper
"The Primordial One may have been Phanes. "
With the new lore info this one lin...
It all goes back to star rail 😔💔
long crest
Like if that's not a seal of approval by god, then I don't know what is
cedar juniper
Nous was our ship
tawdry blade
You wanna know a funny thing? We are placed by presumably Phanes / the Shades on...
No,I am pretty sure we just went there after fish paimon up
Our real starting point is unknown
But most likely we will see when Dormant Port open
cedar juniper
Our real starting point is unknown
Its nodkrai
distant citrus
No a lot of waves have happened in the 500 years time
Rerir one was just the latest
tawdry blade
Its nodkrai
I mean the starting point after getting captured
long crest
No,I am pretty sure we just went there after fish paimon up
We're dealing with literal time / space gods. They could have altered our memory to include us fishing paimon up, and in reality we just woke up next to eachother on the beach.
Like happened ingame
distant citrus
Because they don't know if they're different and hence assume they're same
But the doubt that they could be different is already there
I saw the lore post where they said the Genesis pearl might be the ship ai and the snake Phanes
Phanes from irl myth has serpent too
Yes and phanes is called the winged one
cedar juniper
Very cool stuff
distant citrus
True but could just be hidden
We don't know how twin lost their memories so could be related to Phanes
Also the fact they hid the ship seems suspicious
@ashen ocean here you can read this it's interesting theory
I don't know what's the discrepancy?
He did not arrive on morning star
"Treading upon morning star" is a way of speech meaning he took control over the morning star
You can see the same speech used for twins where it's said "I shall tread upon the seven fold steps" meaning they took over the control of seven elements as we do indeed
Also teyvat has fake moon but also a fake sun
Ever thought what real sun is? That's probably the morning star aka the source from where angels descended (after PO took over)
She's dawn star
I'm not sure if it's the same
cedar juniper
I mean we already know the good is gonna triumph, genshin is written like shonen manga
The way to get there is the interesting stuff and they've been doing a good job of making it unique and interesting
distant citrus
Yeah but for that sun has to exist which should be the so called morning star
Just that PO took control of that
When he arrived in teyvat
Yes during the war of vengeance
And only got up during archon war
But we don't know where it is...
I mean we don't really have lunar chariot either so far either...
No the chariot did
Yeah
I don't get it...
If ship came even before nibelung was born then what's the point?
How does it tie to it being PO or anything..
Alright got it
But that's assuming the planet scanned was teyvat...
But the abyss twin is supposed to get out of the ship the first time
How will that work?
tawdry blade
But the abyss twin is supposed to get out of the ship the first time
How will t...
Time capsule
Put abyss sibling to sleep until the planet have life
distant citrus
"Within their slumber, the twins were granted new refuge, and so, it continued its journey across countless lands and stones, numberless atmospheres and skies."
Also not true either
Abyss twin were there when the ship continued the journey
So the first time teyvat journey is not what's mentioned in the skin
It was on auto pilot though
Even if one of the twin was isekaiied
The ship should continue as usual
So it instead crashed to protect them?
I don't think there is any need for making assumptions when we already know they were summoned by the mages
That point is known
What we don't know is how we crashed instead
And how the abyss twin got out without even opening the door
The latest assumption is that the ship had already arrived first time log ago that's when the twin could have got off
But again the timeline for that is weird
Their assumptions that morning star is ai spaceship is wrong too
It's more like equivalent to how moons are but for sun
And not ai spaceship...
Morning star is also another name for planet venus irl..
So if anything it could just be another planet in close proximity to teyvat
It's also plural sometimes so morning stars as in multiple
Koitar says "I shall await the day freedom dawns upon you, just as you once so generously bestowed it upon me.
...No matter how many years may pass, or if the morning star should fade..."
This could be implying it's energy source or something most likely from which the angels descended
Like how moons when destroyed kills the moon goddess
So does morning star once faded could kill the angels or something...
There also the fact that moon sisters loved the morning stars but we know they don't love PO
First angel should be very important character in the coming updates ngl
We'll know more about morning star once she comes into the picture again
"With time, disasters overturned the sovereign carriage and laid ruin to the halls of the stars "
Like you can already guess morning star has to do with Angels
And PO did put the crown over them and shackled them
This could be the "treading upon morning stars"
Taking over the authority
Not really
Dragons and shades were also introduced in lore only first time
We'll see but somehow I doubt the first character to notice nibelung and the very first angel is irrelevant to main quest
Maybe it'll be world quest once hyperborea arrives that could happen true
It'll be a bit disappointing but still great as lore itself
Like how deshret and remus were to their region
Voyager and first angel could be for hyperborea
Yeah that's possible
So far every person to arrive from outside teyvat has been important
So I'll be keeping up my hopes but we never know
Yeah true
Unless the past events don't have overlap with present
The character stay within WQ only
golden sluice
@ashen ocean https://x.com/i/status/2013824123412070847
read the cutscene description
golden sluice
did u
golden sluice
fair
I mean
that's part of the theory
if he's actually testing them that pretty much confirms the theory bro
you remember the theory right
the price for killing a god
what else
the text hints towards but not a confirmation yet
I hope the animation
gives answers
yeah
why did that take so long
it's drip marketing
it doesn't matter
and he ain't standard
analog merlin
Today's Wednesday. Should be Friday.
golden sluice
drip marketing barely matters when it comes to marketing
come back to me when they don't start uploading shit about him after the livestream
golden sluice
Today's Wednesday. Should be Friday.
not true
it was always the monday after the update
analog merlin
It could wind up as random as Zenless's drip.
tawdry blade
100k dps,he is ok guy
golden sluice
flip calcs
that's flip bro
don't trust his calcs
really?
damn
i saw that the combo isn't worth doing tho
long crest
@lean violet So one thing I thought of:
If it's true that we're actively being taken care of by phanes and the shades
and we were placed in mondstadt by them to start our journey right
that literally means the gods themselves deemed mondstadt the safest and nicest place in the entire world
like literally seal of approval from the heavens
Venti the GOAT, taking care of mond
snow lion
by 1 of them, who has seemingly gone rogue
lean violet
The Phanes = ship AI theory is pretty interesting
I just wonder where exactly did the ship AI gain such godly power
Like it has functions to terraform planets to be suitable for life, but that doesn't necessarily translate to reality manipulation
long crest
The Phanes = ship AI theory is pretty interesting
I just wonder where exactly d...
our origin civilization most likely
that civ would likely have been Aeon tier in HSR or something
like actual gods
lean violet
our origin civilization most likely
I mean sure that's the basic explanation but also a pretty boring one
lean violet
I mean sure that's the basic explanation but also a pretty boring one
"It's just that strong because some random civilization made an AI that strong" is not a satisfying conclusion
long crest
I mean sure that's the basic explanation but also a pretty boring one
if a tiny little ship like ours could chokeslam the ENTIRE PLANET into submission, despite having a god dragon and his entire civilization as its defenders
then what could a fleet of ships do
pioneer ships are mass produced
lean violet
if a tiny little ship like ours could chokeslam the ENTIRE PLANET into submissio...
Which is why I am hoping there's more to it than just "Oh yeah the ship was equipped with enough power to reshape reality as it wishes and defeat godly inhabitants of planets"
long crest
our ship
sure
but the description talks about it like it is a foregone conclusion that it is powerful
as in, it has been tested elsewhere, it's a known quantity
"This is no big deal for a pioneer ship"
"Oh the star is dead? No big deal"
cedar juniper
Yeah i farted a bit too loud on my birth and it caused a supernova mb ✌️💅
long crest
ship's kill command functionality in action btw
no big deal just able to you know, kill space itself
whatever it is, it's hella goddamn powerful
cedar juniper
Also the shade of life has dna on her design yknow the genome capsule or whatever
Thats cool
long crest
Also the shade of life has dna on her design yknow the genome capsule or whateve...
yep
and has an AI interface with itself
Rhinedottir the human having merged with the (likely) AI Naberius
wait
cedar juniper
Sun chariot is only mentioned in vermillion hereafter right
long crest
is that the reason nicole's magic uses the DNA symbolism? It's not because rhinedottir gave her the body, it's because Nicole is an angel and thus came right after the shades in terms of power distribution
so many things suddenly make sense
long crest
i know, but they were bestowed ship magic, if that whole terraform idea is true
small amounts of ship power, but the basic origin for their powers is the same as the shades
long crest
tldr nicole op af, release her banner right now hoyo 
cedar juniper
Ship magic is so funny
lean violet
That could just mean they arrived via something the Moon Sisters saw as "morning stars"
long crest
so far it sure looked like a lot of power tho
cedar juniper
Well not HP at first
lean violet
That could just mean they arrived via something the Moon Sisters saw as "morning...
HP is also directly called Morning Star in the artifact
Dat's just your interpretation it is not well founded fact either way
long crest
release her hoyo
lean violet
Again you cannot actually establish how different HP and Morning Star are, the wording is not clear enough to rule them as one and the same or different
It could be either
It's all subjective takes rn
And that's fine let's just not act like the lore is clear yet
cedar juniper
release her hoyo <:A_HmmTao:791093641565306888>
How are these and fucking sigewinne cost the same amount of wishes ✌️💔
Now what does that mean
How is she not a true angel
long crest
more subjective stuff
lean violet
I disagree it still doesn't give any concrete info
It never says morning star ≠ HP
You are making that assumption because it fits your hypothesis but she makes no such assertion
long crest
she has a human body but shes also an angel
and shes extremely powerful, even for angel standards
and she has her mage powers on top
i wonder how they'll handle zibai
lean violet
It's said Nicole retained her "preferred" form, so this is likely a transformation she could have always undertaken
Angels taking humanoid forms shouldn't have been rare
Nicole's price was her voice, not her form
lean violet
It's said Nicole retained her "preferred" form, so this is likely a transformati...
If she had been forced to a form she would have been similar to the other angels, but hers is specifically stated to be a different kind of tradeoff
cedar juniper
And lord of the night lost her physical form
So is she not a real angel
Nabu malikata had a body and she probably had her voice and she died out of her own choice in what way is she affected by the angel curse then
lean violet
Nabu Malikata was a curious case because we knew of no special curse on her, neither lost voice, form or power seemingly
cedar juniper
So evading the curse in some way or form is possible then why is nicole not qualified to be a real angel 😭
Still doesn't make sense
Even moon goddesses have a human form
Looking like a human doesn't necessarily mean anything
long crest
it seems reasonable to assume the shades are at least constructs
cedar juniper
Even kukulkan had human ass arms and posture
cedar juniper
Plot
long crest
ya bro has a massive chip on his shoulder
cedar juniper
The story would be boring if he killed them
long crest
thats probably the real reason
i will say
that little look ronova gives pierro
does hint at some kind of emotion ngl
5:13
what does this expression mean
it kinda looks like a
"Shouldn't have done that."
mixed with
"I finally have permission to use these powers."
if he could, it would already be done no?
time magic etc
cedar juniper
What exact time period does the natlantea cycle refer to again
Was it ochka natlan
long crest
im not sure he did
moon prison is a bad place to go
the only reason bina got out was kinda sheer luck ngl
and she's an actual moon goddess
you saw what happened to rerir in there
if you dont get auto-shredded on entry, you get stuck there forever
think his body just got autoshredded iirc
and scattered across nod krai
his first body did not have kuvaahki
so it got cooked
true..
how did it get outta there
cuz that place is literally the worst place imagineable for a soul
just stuck there, endlessly
cedar juniper
Thats why he's a blasphemy ig
long crest
well he's blasphemy to death right, but death doesn't matter to nibelung at all
nibelung is like
"oh you can't die? suit yourself" leaves
and the soul is just stuck in there nonetheless
cedar juniper
Or his soul just didnt enter the gate the first time and he got shredded at the gate
cedar juniper
Or his soul just didnt enter the gate the first time and he got shredded at the ...
Or on the way
long crest
i will admit
his soul not getting stuck in the soul-stucker 2000 prison of hell
is a little sus
long crest
bina had a loophole before she entered
cedar juniper
bina had a loophole before she entered
Which she made in the prison
long crest
if she didnt preemptively deploy luonnotar she'd be cooked
long crest
Which she made in the prison
noe, luonnotar
cedar juniper
noe, luonnotar
Lounnotar was made by "in prison" bina
long crest
normal tuesday
time loop shenanigans is fun
nah
way more factions to include
there's gonna be a rush to the admin room
once shit breaks down and one or more shades get cooked
and oh look who is conveniently right next to the admin room
cedar juniper
Kevin kaslana 🤯
long crest
her final form
cedar juniper
We cant be throwing the descender title to anyone
cedar juniper
Bakunawa is a bitch
cedar juniper
So do other people, PO is in hibernation
cedar juniper
Randos cracked the firmament multiple times no one cares about that anymore
cedar juniper
When you're in a time loop that doesn't matter
We know rhinedottir made bakunawa
And rhine was around during khaenriah
lean violet
So do the Sinners, yet they are explicitly not Descenders
Being above Sinners is not the same as being a Descender
Descender is not a powerscaling thing
lean violet
Descenders need powerful wills to shake the world, I doubt Bakunawa is even sapient enough for that
tawdry blade
Bakunawa cant recreate
Anyone can destroy a world if they want to(and strong enough)
long crest
It's a creature that consumes and regenerates.
tawdry blade
Bakunawa also cant change the rule of a world,or have a will strong enough to bypass the time prison
long crest
Creation is not what it does
cedar juniper
Bakunawa is an animal bsfr
long crest
Nor does it think
lean violet
Descenders are generally powrful beings but power alone is not a qualification
The All-Devouring Narwhal at peak strength is a threat to worlds as well
tawdry blade
Bakunawa glazing is kinda crazy
We all know we gonna steal it power to get to the real Mare Jivari
cedar juniper
Yeah ptahur isnt a descender
long crest
Around twenty to thirty years ago, there were reports of an enormous beast matching the Bakunawa's description roaming around the Mare Jivari. Shortly afterward, the entire region vanished, but it is unclear if or how this was related to the monster.[3]
Had to call in strongest archon fr
cedar juniper
> Around twenty to thirty years ago, there were reports of an enormous beast mat...
Gossoysoth (fuck the spelling) reanimated a dragon sovereign is it stronger than bakunawa
tawdry blade
Bakunawa simply have insane generation speed,not full immortal,it doesn't even have a mind to think lol
lean violet
Bakunawa needs hax to beat, Gosoythoth you can brute through
cedar juniper
Yeah its a beast
lean violet
Being a super powrrful beast is not imposing a new Order
cedar juniper
Also he got yeeted out of the timeline so he aint beating time
tawdry blade
Nothing is immortal
lean violet
Also he got yeeted out of the timeline so he aint beating time
So called stronger than Shades beast beaten by some wind spirit borrowing power from a shade
lean violet
So called stronger than Shades beast beaten by some wind spirit borrowing power ...
Not even 100% Shade needed for Bakunawa
cedar juniper
So called stronger than Shades beast beaten by some wind spirit borrowing power ...
Yeah , also do NOT disrespect my goat venti like that 😠
long crest
Not even 100% Shade needed for Bakunawa
to be fair it's istaroth
shes on another level
lean violet
It can't do the shit it wants to do, it is beaten
lean violet
It can't do the shit it wants to do, it is beaten
If you are jailed and can't get out you are beaten
tawdry blade
I dont remember any Shade dealing with it lol
Venti did it himself,no one asked him to do it
lean violet
Okay and Bakunawa can't even beat this "temporary fix"
long crest
me deliberating on how to best no diff some rando chonker creature
cedar juniper
And we needed ranovas authority, an archon, a descender, the power of the heroes of natlan and the people to beat gossoysoth so he's stronger
lean violet
They call it 007
0 successful breakouts from Time's prison
0 feats against Shades
7 times being kept jailed by people weaker than Shades
long crest
to bakunawa's credit
it did do something: hurt rhinedottir
tawdry blade
Thing is,Shade never deal with major threat,cant prove Shade cant kill it if they want to
lean violet
Being immune to Shade authorities does not place you on their level exactly, though
long crest
im not sure if ronova has permission
tawdry blade
Dottore? Yeah bro trilune cant even break Traveler seal placed on my Asmoday ,Shade lowk dont care
cedar juniper
I mean we didn't use ranovas authority to kill goss we used it so we couldn't die
lean violet
I mean we didn't use ranovas authority to kill goss we used it so we couldn't di...
Mavuika's attack that blasted it to the Night Kingdom was Ronova powered
lean violet
Mavuika's attack that blasted it to the Night Kingdom was Ronova powered
But even that attack only weakened it, hence we have to kill it for good with Mavuika
tawdry blade
Being immune to Shade authorities does not place you on their level exactly, tho...
Immune is a bit too much since it is still affected by Istaroth 1% power
long crest
Dottore? Yeah bro trilune cant even break Traveler seal placed on my Asmoday ,Sh...
"last chance bro istg last chance to join me ok bro LAST CHANCE BRO PLS"
tawdry blade
"last chance bro istg last chance to join me ok bro LAST CHANCE BRO PLS"
Bro know he would be cooked if he is alone
long crest
Bro know he would be cooked if he is alone
guy was absolutely begging
shades looking at dottore trying to beg his way out of fate
cedar juniper
Well now we're here
tawdry blade
guy was absolutely begging
Some people saying he should've abuse the power to crush his enemy but like... the entire fight is him imprisoned Traveler friends and offer to free them if we join 😭
long crest
Some people saying he should've abuse the power to crush his enemy but like... t...
he needs traveler
so bad
tawdry blade
Nah he just need a reader for his story
long crest
0.0001 microseconds after Dottore actually hurts the traveler and Phanes gets wind of it
tawdry blade
Simulation wouldn't work due to gameplay reason anyway
cedar juniper
6 yo me adding "and they woke up" to my cr*ck ass handmade story🔥
golden sluice
abyss order are highkey frauds
cedar juniper
abyss order are highkey frauds
True
golden sluice
give me one thing an abyss order member did who isn't Lumine
golden sluice
oh I'm gonna glaze him alright
lean violet
abyss order are highkey frauds
20 failed attempts per region to corrupt some local magic artifact
long crest
abyss order are highkey frauds
bros got off-screened by random natlanese soldiers
golden sluice
20 failed attempts per region to corrupt some local magic artifact
deadass
lean violet
20 failed attempts per region to corrupt some local magic artifact
Team Rocket ahh
golden sluice
Chlothar's the exception
golden sluice
bros got off-screened by random natlanese soldiers
and did you see how the Natlanese soldiers fight? those mfs can't fight for shit
cedar juniper
Mfs tried to make a fake osial for NOTHING like WHAT was the purpose gng 💔
tawdry blade
Mfs tried to make a fake osial for NOTHING like WHAT was the purpose gng 💔
To be New Khaenriah god
cedar juniper
"eye of the first field tiller" my ass that shit got retconned bro ✌️🥀
golden sluice
Mfs tried to make a fake osial for NOTHING like WHAT was the purpose gng 💔
genuinely don't remember what was the purpose of that
it was only him
tawdry blade
genuinely don't remember what was the purpose of that
To reinvent ruin guard probably
golden sluice
Enjou beat fate?
tawdry blade
Enjou beat fate?
No
golden sluice
what did he do
long crest
it does seem like the abyss order got retconned
bros were moving the plot along WAY too slowly
so we just rushed to sinners instead
and dain got to stay
the story is way better for it ngl
golden sluice
so we just rushed to sinners instead
good, sinners are far more interesting
long crest
enjou got to stay cuz he's cool
dain got to stay cuz he's cool
and the rest got mogged
and now we're on to sinners instead
golden sluice
Enjou playable when ✌️
lean violet
Well Abyss Order still does stuff that matters but only when Abyss Twin is personally there
When the Abyss Mages are left alone they devolve into villains of the week
golden sluice
for now it just seemed like he manipulated Clothar
lean violet
Well Abyss Order still does stuff that matters but only when Abyss Twin is perso...
The organization is held together by the Twin they are incompetent without em
cedar juniper
Creator refine my ass cheeks to be round and plump
golden sluice
wait is Clothar the son or the father I forgot
cedar juniper
Father of caribert
golden sluice
yeah that's what I remember
wasn't he manipulated
by Ved
into making the abyss order
long crest
Clothar and his son Clothes
golden sluice
real shit
we're gonna reach the end and PO is like
sorry everyone I had voices in my head
cedar juniper
Idk i haven't done it yet
cedar juniper
Yunkui summit story lowkey ass ngl
golden sluice
was Ved and he manipulated Clothar no?
long crest
Yunkui summit story lowkey ass ngl
me when the CN region in a hoyo game has bad storytelling (im shocked)
cedar juniper
Its fine we're in a spoiler channel i can't ask anyone to withhold info here 😭
golden sluice
Its fine we're in a spoiler channel i can't ask anyone to withhold info here 😭
traveler dies in 6.5
sorry not sorry ✌️
cedar juniper
me when the CN region in a hoyo game has bad storytelling (im shocked)
Loufu still takes the cake
That shit was UNBEARABLE
golden sluice
brother don't remind me
I still don't even get what the fuck happened to the 5 mfs
the quartet or whatever their name was
you lowkey a cheater
cedar juniper
I still don't even get what the fuck happened to the 5 mfs
Jingliu do cool shit and be hot so ppl dont question
And it worked
cedar juniper
I lick the women so you can have his musty ass idc
golden sluice
fuck you he ain't musty
Astra Yao can never touch his shoes
who still plays hsr
I hope it EOS soon
cedar juniper
True
golden sluice
it won't happen but I wish it could
that game is dogshit
wdym pink
say that one more time
cedar juniper
Hsr dev team deciding whether to put 2 billion paragraphs in one camera angle character dialogue sections or just as white text over a black screen
golden sluice
look I love FatuiHQ but I lowkey wanna post this as bait in there
cedar juniper
FatuiHq dont even play the game
golden sluice
Hsr dev team deciding whether to put 2 billion paragraphs in one camera angle ch...
they'll reach the climax of the story and show Nanook dying in a black screen with white texts saying "with Nanook's death the threat of destruction is over"
Dottoremains are nice
cedar juniper
They just shit on it which ig is fair but its just baseless hating
golden sluice
They just shit on it which ig is fair but its just baseless hating
only a few but there's a lot of fair criticism in there
we're not wrong
she's lowkey a fraud
for now
she better be doing some 4D chess or the reputation of her and the Fatui is going down the drain
if it turns out
she was getting manipulated by Pierro
I will end it all
cedar juniper
Bc we think the same
cedar juniper
He doesn't need to know
golden sluice
brother
cedar juniper
He doesn't care about lore
cedar juniper
Fatui is only gonna fully make sense in snezh
We're only seeing each individual harbingers story for now
The whole picture is still unknown
lean violet
Fatui is only gonna fully make sense in snezh
Whatever it is I hope it makes Fatui HQ cry in despair
Actually I know it will, they'll never be satisfied
cedar juniper
Wanderer is le goat
cedar juniper
Actually I know it will, they'll never be satisfied
Yeah lmao
cedar juniper
Altho unfortunately all the interesting harbingers have been explored (ig we still have some left for dottore)
cedar juniper
I do NOT give a shit about pulcinella gng
cedar juniper
fuck you that's the goat
Hell nah
Wtf
I deleted wuwa baby its all you now
And my side bitch zzz
golden sluice
why would u name him incel
I named him a curse word in my language
it always makes me laugh whenever he shows up and I see it
cedar juniper
Im a boring basic bitch and named him scara
Also my travelers name is aether
Yes i love white bread
cedar juniper
golden sluice
Im a boring basic bitch and named him scara
are you a white blonde female by any chance
cedar juniper
my message didn't get sent
If it gets auto censored you know its good
golden sluice
I question your taste sometimrs
cedar juniper
are you a white blonde female by any chance
No im a flavoured black hair boy ✌️🥀
golden sluice
oh nah the arabic isn't it
idk how to say it in french tho
he just wants to use him bro trust me 🥹 ✌️
cedar juniper
Oh poor zandik you DONT have the thing i desire which columbina has 😼
cedar juniper
Damn bro mb
golden sluice
(I was going to say big D but that sounds worse 🥀 )
cedar juniper
😭
cedar juniper
golden sluice
I was in the comments too I think
bruh celestia sub got me in 4K saying I'm about to end it all in FatuiHQ
🥹 ✌️
oh yea
u did
I like some of their members
I like it when we start agendaposting in a friendly way
dude
were you there when the Raiden agendaposting happened?
celestia sub? they're similar to FatuiHQ but they don't wanna admit it
I think before Natlan dropped by a bit
they were powerscaling Capitano to Raiden before Natlan
it was funny as hell
cedar juniper
they were powerscaling Capitano to Raiden before Natlan
golden sluice
because their favs aren't getting screentime yet
just wait
you'll see them turn into rabid dogs
golden sluice
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-94...
believe me none of us took it seriously gng 😭 ✌️
Bakunawa isn't technically one of the dragonkin isn't he tho
like
he was made by Rhinedottir
but he has no allegiance to the dragons
Nibelung is reincarnating?
yeah
why would Nibelung be the one to destroy Teyvat
cedar juniper
Nibelung will come back trust
golden sluice
he left to find a way to save it no?
that's something i didn't know
genuinely want to jump on the Rerir Bakunawa bs u keep saying
I just want Rerir to be playable
genuinely what did bro do 🥹
cedar juniper
Both of you delusional af
golden sluice
Both of you delusional af
dude
it's Rerir
look at him
don't u want him to be playable
I really don't see what reason he has to fight Bakunawa that's why
cedar juniper
Sometimes its ok for a character to be not playable
golden sluice
Sometimes its ok for a character to be not playable
I mean yeah but
but
fuck you
golden sluice
oh Alice can take something alright
cedar juniper
Ok BACK OFF
golden sluice
and deserves death
cedar juniper
I literally REQUIRE to suck on alitties
gray raven
pulcinella is playable
golden sluice
manifesting that shit twin
golden sluice
I literally REQUIRE to suck on alitties
she's married
cedar juniper
sometimes it's ok for a character to not be playable
golden sluice
Rerir?
it's part of the act
trust me
guys
let's all hug
and pray for our favs to be playable
cedar juniper
golden sluice
honestly idm dying like that to her
cedar juniper
Procrastinating on the only fun part of the game ✌️🥀
golden sluice
I just don't have two good NK teams
for both lunar bosses
yea fearless
I have
Ineffa
Lauma
and Columbina
aight
thanks
peak
✌️
yeah I saw it
X
what the fuck is happening in Varkatwt
idk
cedar juniper
Nah eu
distant citrus
Most of wolf interaction in new area is locked behind Varka/lohen(potentially)
slender haven
what the fuck is happening in Varkatwt
Dark things
golden sluice
Most of wolf interaction in new area is locked behind Varka/lohen(potentially) <...
or Gretel
whatever her name was
golden sluice
isn't she a knight of favonius
slender haven
Only Varka is the wolf man
slender haven
then Lohen is not eligible either
Yeah
slender haven
I don't think they'd keep it to Varka
Flins has exclusive stuff
Unless Illuga also has it
But only Flins can talk to ghosts
slender haven
only Flins can talk to ghosts?
I mean he's a magic Fae
Not the North Wind
I think Nefer has exclusive stuff to
That even Jahoda doesn't have access to
Not Knight of Boreas
golden sluice
I think Nefer has exclusive stuff to
That even Jahoda doesn't have access to
she doesn't iirc
nah
keep him the way he is
he isn't evil anyways
just crazy
slender haven
he isn't evil anyways
He isn't evil
He is justice
slender haven
Hopefully they glaze him to Skirk level so I can upscale Varka
golden sluice
Hopefully they glaze him to Skirk level so I can upscale Varka
he's using the same powers as her right
slender haven
he's using the same powers as her right
Abyss powers yeah
golden sluice
he ain't racist bro
slender haven
Roland has more aura though
golden sluice
that's my goat 🗣️
slender haven
You guys think Roland is gonna be a masked character like Cap?
Probably not but it would be cool
golden sluice
You guys think Roland is gonna be a masked character like Cap?
Probably not but...
idts honestly
slender haven
idts honestly
Yeah
golden sluice
there's no reason for him
to wear a mask
that we know of at least
would be cool tho yeah
slender haven
that we know of at least
slender haven
White hair like Razor ig
golden sluice
but I sure hope so
was that mask before or after
he became the bloodstained knight
slender haven
he became the bloodstained knight
After
It states that monster blood stained it black
golden sluice
oh
slender haven
And that the people became scared of him
golden sluice
oh yea there's definitely a decent chance he'd wear a mask
slender haven
oh yea there's definitely a decent chance he'd wear a mask
Would be cool
slender haven
I love masks
Yeah
But Hoyoverse hates them
Even though they clearly are Dark Souls fans lol
golden sluice
one that is currently playable not like Dottore or Capitano
slender haven
do we have a playable character wearing a mask?
Xiao puts one on during his Burst
golden sluice
Yeah
But Hoyoverse hates them
Even though they clearly are Dark Souls fans lol
the faces are a main selling point to some fans that's why 😔
slender haven
Columbina has one too technically
slender haven
Yeah
Apparently you can take it off too
golden sluice
yep in the selenic chronicles
golden sluice
Columbina has one too technically
I remember back in the day I thought the members who wear masks are loyal to the Fatui cause
slender haven
yep in the selenic chronicles
Mhm
golden sluice
and Pierro ofc
slender haven
I remember back in the day I thought the members who wear masks are loyal to the...
Arle doesn't even put one on during her fight 🥀
golden sluice
Arle doesn't even put one on during her fight 🥀
that's one of the reasons I never considered her loyal
slender haven
Signora, Dottore and Capitano
Pierro:
golden sluice
and Pierro ofc
bro 😭
modern bluff
Shit arle doesnt even wear a fucking mask does she
Just that one fit where she tried to kill furina
golden sluice
I don't think he should count anyways, he's THE Fatui
slender haven
Shit arle doesnt even wear a fucking mask does she
She wears one when she attacks Furina
Sis can only farm feats on literal fodder
slender haven
Just that one fit where she tried to kill furina
And in a web event
golden sluice
oh yeah I remember that one
slender haven
that's one of the reasons I never considered her loyal
She's loyal to the HoTH and that's about it
golden sluice
yep
slender haven
And the HoTH is cooked if she leaves the Fatui
So like
golden sluice
And the HoTH is cooked if she leaves the Fatui
So like
do u think they might go with the Tsaritsa getting manipulated by Pierro angle?
slender haven
do u think they might go with the Tsaritsa getting manipulated by Pierro angle?
I actually don't think so
slender haven
I hope you're wrong about everything
I hope so
I know but it's something
Plus Nicole will hopefully help
golden sluice
I know but it's something
Plus Nicole will hopefully help
she def will
im sure he'll get balanced
around her
it's a pity tho I really wanted him to be good in all 4 PHEC teams
slender haven
im sure he'll get balanced
Shipper fuel too
golden sluice
Shipper fuel too
I see some people calling Varcole insect cz of the picture u just sent
cedar juniper
The word isnt insect is it
golden sluice
it isn't
cedar juniper
golden sluice
cz they're similar to Andrius and Koitar and those two had a mother son relationship
an angel and a wolf
cedar juniper
Oh
cedar juniper
you know how a lot of people get when you ship a straight ship in the fandom
Lmao yeah
I heckin love the genshin fandom
cedar juniper
https://x.com/iiiiwanttolive/status/2013649810432180512?s=20
Cant argue with that
modern bluff
Gojo gotta be the exception cause he think he fuckin built different
golden sluice
type of shit FatuiHQ were hyping up Capitano to be (me too)
slender haven
type of shit FatuiHQ were hyping up Capitano to be (me too)
That's what he is
The Goat
golden sluice
ts killing me
slender haven
not the goat yet
No
He is
slender haven
I see some people calling Varcole insect cz of the picture u just sent
I mean Boreas does call her mom ig
modern bluff
nicole poofs into a seelie after this
tawdry blade
Nicole get nuked after this(Celestia know)
slender haven
https://vxtwitter.com/dottozhuyaouri/status/2014040199114674245?s=20
Dottore fans are the same mfs who go through so many loops to argue he's actually a tragic and misunderstood characters yet they also don't want him to have any good traits when he becomes playable
golden sluice
ig it's on saturday if it exists then?
saw someone say what if the animated teaser is about Sandrone
💀
I guess yeah
nah
they're way behind schedule apparently
there's a shitshow going in hoyo HQ rn
what'd they say
then why are his constellation not standard level
he'll get buffed by the end of beta
Arle level is fucking him over
I hope everything u say is wrong
idc about leviathan level bro 😭
im talking about C0
I hope he's the same level as lunar units by the time Nicole releases
is Zibai 140k with C6 Illuga?
only Nicole tho
im hoping other hex buffs make other Mond units stronger so other teams than pyro Varka are viable
laaaaaaame
he's just a pyro character in disguise
like this
I hope she's a support or sub dps
Snezhnaya units
we don't know that tho
golden sluice
not really
in Inazuma we had Yae and Kuki
in preparation for dendro
and Yae was 2.5
3 versions earlier
I'm just saying
we don't know shit
I'm just hoping she is a subdps/support
distant citrus
Before arle there was neuv too
Before skirk there was varessa and escofier
The pattern doesn't exist
It doesn't
Almost 6 years in genshin and people still believe in pattern smh
distant citrus
Hex will be done by the time of Nicole/Lohen
distant citrus
In fact Nicole might not even be hex
distant citrus
Alice isn't releasing any time soon
golden sluice
yeah
after Nicole and Lohen they'll be back to the Hex meta in a year or two
with Alice or any other
Hexenzirkel character
Linnea
Linnea doesn't belong to anything rn
distant citrus
Actually Nicole might be the dps hex members with durin support
I can see that vision
golden sluice
there's no more lunar reactions tho
golden sluice
Actually Nicole might be the dps hex members with durin support
I can see that v...
nah she's a support/subdps, Varka is the sub dps with Nicole and Durin as his supports
distant citrus
Snegu might not even exist wait till it's revealed another leaker delusion
golden sluice
a twist?
no matter
what twist happens
it will buff already existing lunar units
distant citrus
Why not
I rather believe in another pyro dps than a support
Especially after durin who already filled the support quota
golden sluice
praying for Sandrone to be a Snezhnaya unit
golden sluice
Why not <:C_TaoHehe:856840838046547988>
I rather believe in another pyro dps th...
there's no Hex sustain rn
distant citrus
there's no Hex sustain rn
Don't need one just use Bennett
golden sluice
frankly
none of us know shit enough to argue about this
tf
now you're being delusional fr
distant citrus
Oh I'm not doubting the character existing I'm saying they're not gonna be playable leak character aka linnea
golden sluice
bro's on that high dose copium
their solution to making playable characters who were canonically romantically involved is to make them a bundle along with another insignificant character
can't wait to player with Pierro having the voyager be with him!
she's a Snezhnaya unit
I'm betting on it
possibly
actually I think there won't be a 5* unit in 6.8
distant citrus
Sandrone could also be 4th member for zibai comp
golden sluice
Sandrone could also be 4th member for zibai comp
bro
that's
not possible
with C6 Illuga she's already one of the best 3 dpses
if they give her another unit
she'll powercreep everyone else
distant citrus
Nah think zibai is still using either goro( a 4 star) or old man zhongli
She's still waiting for 4th slot 
golden sluice
dude
that will make her
the strongest dps
with a pretty significant difference
if that happens
genshin's meta is cooked
distant citrus
Skirk 4th slot is already c6 shenhe
Can't say the same for zibai
Or even c6 citlali
Zibai doesn't have that privilege
golden sluice
she doesn't suck
why are we talking about whale investment
🥀
the more she offers is 1k dps at max
distant citrus
why are we talking about whale investment
Because bis
Skirk has one zibai doesn't
Actually wasn't there a leak that said lohen is cryo and nicole bundle or something?
golden sluice
Because bis <:C_TaoHehe:856840838046547988>
Skirk has one zibai doesn't
but if u give her a dedicated support rn she'll way be stronger than everyone at c0
golden sluice
Actually wasn't there a leak that said lohen is cryo and nicole bundle or someth...
not a leak, people assume he's cryo bcz of his name
distant citrus
It probably won't come tbh just like nefer bis 4th doesn't exist either
At least flins has sucrose who doesn't suck
golden sluice
we already know he's bow from datamines
yeah?
tf
his weapon type was leaked since beta started
along with Roland
distant citrus
Whale investment is another thing at that point bis don't even matter you're already doing too much dmg
golden sluice
yeah
distant citrus
But flins still gets sucrose at f2p
golden sluice
that's why I say talking about whale investment is pointless
distant citrus
Something nefer or zibai doesn't
golden sluice
doesn't matter anyways, at 0 all of them are balanced to be around the same damage ceiling
distant citrus
Nahida is best yes but no sustain
golden sluice
in their premium teams all three of them are around 150k-155k dps
golden sluice
she's gonna be like Ineffa pre NK
distant citrus
It also waste your time on dodge which could be used for dmg
golden sluice
wdym no
no way stronger
same level
dude
Ineffa pre NK was already pretty strong
everyonr since Natlan is pretty strong
there's no bad unit
cedar juniper
AI getting too good
golden sluice
she's gonna be marketed more that's it
cedar juniper
there's no bad unit
cedar juniper
Ineffa is more versatile
golden sluice
https://tenor.com/view/chasca-genshin-genshin-chasca-genshin-impact-genshin-impa...
when I say since Natlan I specifically mean since 5.3 tbh
pre 5.3 Natlan units don't exist to me
cedar juniper
But lauma does so much for her archetype
cedar juniper
Hbloom agenda is back thanks to lauma
Nilou is back thanks to lauma
Nefer is a unit thanks to lauma
cedar juniper
can I clear the abyss dog in fearless with it
If your builds are good sure
I couldn't do it
Altho i cant do it without flins premium anyways
golden sluice
tf
cedar juniper
My builds are kinda ass
golden sluice
fearless?
cedar juniper
🥀