・tc-lounge

[mossy geode]

hydrogen bomb vs coughing babies

[flat elk]

U know old man, usually people's prime is 20s or 30s ur literally twice of that

[opal bone]

oh wait are u just reaching ur early adult years after 3b years?

[grand apex]

Mods why are these feet likers unbanned, are the Mods crazy levels of freaks or smth.

[mossy geode]

Funny thing is afaik pk has no notices/warns

[opal bone]

are u not aware of mod feet chat

[grand apex]

Walk em down king.

[long lance]

it's true

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-freddy-fazbear-fnaf-surprise-bear-gif-10797545912537514262

[opal bone]

banger burst animation but i can see its incomplete

[grand apex]

We are all gonna be Gooning to Columbina.

Amen.

[flat elk]

YES FUNNY ENOUGH

[grand apex]

I HAVE LIKE 13 OR SUM SHI.

[flat elk]

i have 0 too tho (i got pardoned)

[opal bone]

payola doesnt count

[vapid current]

uhh. u get banned if u have 10.

[grand apex]

I know ur a freak but I can't prove it.

[grand apex]

Maybe i don't have 13 then.

Lemme check.

[flat elk]

5 active ban

10 in total ban

[grand apex]

I have 3 bleh.

[opal bone]

oh i thought u have 5 active rn

[grand apex]

I have severe reading issues wtf.

[grand apex]

You dare use my own power against me?.

[flat elk]

I'm a good person

[grand apex]

No u aren't.

[opal bone]

im ngl i want nefer on rerun

[grand apex]

The last time i met Souka, she legit committed manslaughter infront of my eyes.

And played it off.

[flat elk]

God forbid i have a hobby

[grand apex]

ITS GOOD AS A JOKE VRO, YOU KILLED THAT MAN.

HIS FAMILY IS PROBABLY MISSING HIS ASSS.

[flat elk]

He deserve it

For being a manthing....

(For legal reasons no i don't do manslaughter)

[grand apex]

I suddenly love you.

[flat elk]

(This is meant as a joke to entertain)

[grand apex]

(for legal reasons, I was not affiliated with Souka ever).

(this is just a skit).

[opal bone]

im so ready for c0r1 columbina

[flat elk]

I'M SO READY

[crimson oasis]

CAPSTONE SUCKS

[grand apex]

I'm so ready to Goon.

[flat elk]

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-swipe-gif-10863986

[flat elk]

THEY DOOOO

TELL ME ABOUT ITTTT

I HATE CAPSTONE TOOOOOO

[crimson oasis]

bro

[flat elk]

Telepathy is crazy here

[crimson oasis]

why am i the head researcher

[grand apex]

I need ts in more languages.

Gotta contact HR.

[crimson oasis]

why am i grouped with ppl that dont do much

[grand apex]

Cuz ur legendary.

[crimson oasis]

i just wanna be chill

[grand apex]

Guess what, u don't get to decide what u wanna be anymore.

Skill issue imo.

[opal bone]

did you know there's 9 days left @flat elk

[flat elk]

Okay at least my team work

[flat elk]

WHAT

UNTIL MY GOAT?

[opal bone]

ye

[tardy grove]

9 days until what 👀

[grand apex]

Bro's goat is coming.

[opal bone]

https://tenor.com/view/proud-goat-proud-of-you-paramount-plus-paramount-goat-football-gif-2374676430597613403

[grand apex]

I wanna make a inappropriate joke.

I'm so silly omg.

[tardy grove]

I feel like your entertaining capabilities

are restrained by server and social norms

[grand apex]

True..

Give this guy a true.

[flat elk]

Ah i sent both

[grand apex]

Such a good story.

[tardy grove]

can I have you instead

[grand apex]

Give this a standing ovation.

[flat elk]

MY CLANKERRR ISS COMINGG

[tardy grove]

jk

[flat elk]

https://tenor.com/view/banyue-zenless-zone-zero-zzz-banyue-zzz-zzzero-gif-7288189442212820981

[grand apex]

How many times do I gotta reject u vro 🥀.

[tardy grove]

I see....

[flat elk]

Clank clank clank

[grand apex]

CLANKER.

[flat elk]

Oh great heavens

[tardy grove]

till the end

[grand apex]

Why are u like this vro.

[flat elk]

All day all night

[grand apex]

Same.

[grand apex]

Man 🥀.

[flat elk]

the only thing that can beat banyue is them releasing pompey

Which means...

Its not happening

[grand apex]

Ur dumb.

[grand apex]

60 PRIMOGEMS.

[trail pier]

nah bro

namecard

[bright raven]

how the fuck you at 2 it started today??

[trail pier]

NA privilege

[flat elk]

First time in forever

[bright raven]

???

[grand apex]

White privelleges*.

[mossy geode]

I have 1

[trail pier]

first time since durin SQ actually

[mossy geode]

I dont regret it

[grand apex]

I don't regret any of mine either.

[flat elk]

Wait rlly?

[mossy geode]

Namecard and icon

Come to me

[trail pier]

ya u guys were also asking how i completed day 5 already

[mossy geode]

Ive literally never used duolingo in my life. Im bouta spam korean and english

[trail pier]

im learning portuguese

[grand apex]

Why is NA ahead of others in time, maybe the earth is really flat.

[flat elk]

Imma spam mandarin

[trail pier]

eu quero um café por favor

[grand apex]

And I'm SCOTTISH.

[mossy geode]

I can only read por favor in dutchs voice from rdr2

[flat elk]

So i can read leaks

[grand apex]

And share it to me.

[flat elk]

Jk my school had mandarin

Well

[bright raven]

i love going from 50k to

[grand apex]

And you still failed.

[flat elk]

I learnt it around.. 4 years ago

[grand apex]

Ur literally chinese vro.

[flat elk]

I can survive in cn tho

[bright raven]

i knew that and still didn't do that on alt

[flat elk]

No i am not wym 😭

[bright raven]

soukers is

[grand apex]

Take me with u, and protect me.

[bright raven]

hmm

[grand apex]

I said you are, So you are.

[grand apex]

Indonesia.

[bright raven]

sean

[flat elk]

Tho my mandarin is ass but i can survive

I think...

Thats why my teacher said

[grand apex]

And ur gonna protect me with ur life..

Even if u die.

I need to be alive.

[flat elk]

Funny enough he is more fluent than me

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-fuck-you-in-chinese-chinese-chinese-word-chinese-teacher-gif-4126889301109878017

[mossy geode]

I am brand new never spoken before trust me duolingo

[grand apex]

Goon.

[flat elk]

VR

Or u can just

[grand apex]

I can approve, ur British.

[flat elk]

Recycle a ranks

[mossy geode]

Factual

[flat elk]

In the uhhh

[deep niche]

balls

[deep niche]

uhhh

[flat elk]

The disc shop...

[deep niche]

where is uhhh

[grand apex]

@lyric fossil my pfp lowkey has a Flag behind it no?.

[flat elk]

Sixth street

The uhhh

[bright raven]

you're fluent, no?

[grand apex]

Just give up.

[deep niche]

nah u dont need disc shop. u can do it anywhere

[grand apex]

No he isn't.

[mossy geode]

Yes

[flat elk]

Wait really? 💀

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-lie-detector-cap-you-are-lying-stop-lying-gif-12198388917433403789

[mossy geode]

Why are you lying on my behalf

[flat elk]

I didn't know-

[deep niche]

yea just go to bag and do shit

[grand apex]

Ur the real liar dude.

[mossy geode]

Im being ragebaited

[flat elk]

Ohhhh

[grand apex]

No ur just dumb.

[deep niche]

kkeojyeo beolyeo

[grand apex]

HEY THIS IS MY WIN.

I need a Yes or No.

[deep niche]

car fry

[grand apex]

Will eat.

[mossy geode]

What are even winning

[grand apex]

Name a woman who loves you bro.

[flat elk]

Ur next

[mossy geode]

The lying contest? The contest of your pants being on fire???

[grand apex]

THE CONTEST OF BEING GAY.

[flat elk]

Liar liar pants on fire

[grand apex]

I lowkey don't know myself.

I just do shit cuz it's entertaining.

[mossy geode]

No me first

[deep niche]

soon. when varesa comes out. i will be doing a BIG livestream lol. 100 standard wishes

[grand apex]

How do we tell em.

HATSUNE MIKU??.

HATSUNE MIKU DOES NOT EXIST.

[deep niche]

tell what

[flat elk]

U want me to grab u with tongs....

[grand apex]

OKAY FUCK THIS SERVER </3.

[grand apex]

He likes weird things.

[bright raven]

how the fuck

[flat elk]

What did u say

[bright raven]

how long have you been saving

we get 10 a patch

[grand apex]

Check dms.

[deep niche]

gambling non addiction

[deep niche]

i honestly dont know

[grand apex]

Balls.

[long lance]

notice me

[deep niche]

i just didnt feel like wishing and bam

[grand apex]

Hiii.

[deep niche]

balls

[grand apex]

Hairy balls.

[deep niche]

🖕

[flat elk]

BALLS

[deep niche]

balls

[mossy geode]

Mikudayooo
Mikudayooo
Mikudayooo
Mikudayooo

[bright raven]

so uh, remind me how saving your guarantee went? i do believe you pulled for hmm.. who was it, flins? nefer?

[grand apex]

On my life y'all suck.

[mossy geode]

https://tenor.com/view/mikudayo-gif-21052036

[grand apex]

I audibly facepalm.

[deep niche]

lost on nefer, after that i havent seen shit. lemme check

[mossy geode]

Whatever gets you going i guess souka

[grand apex]

I saw that on 4K.

[flat elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/792147187076694057/1428703463218348032/image0.gif

[grand apex]

Son 😭😭 I'm crine 😭😭.

[flat elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273933998762229845/1387721097902035016/os35AKHEX6IXJAfoAmAQx4mFufBhuqyNAD0Cgz.gif

[mossy geode]

May i remind you if youre sending weird shit of me that i have double that in screenshots of you

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-out-i'm-out-1-3-seconds-1-3-seconds-meme-sliding-gif-18353827383643920094

[grand apex]

I DID NOT SEND ANYTHING ABOUT YOU PLEASE.

💔💔💔.

Plus ur dms are more weird.

Not really.

I've got worse things leaked.

[deep niche]

guaranteed on varesa on 52 pity 💀
i wanted more, i want 4 stars more
how good are varesa cons??

[flat elk]

Die.

[deep niche]

[mossy geode]

Not really

[flat elk]

I hope u know ur being hated on

[mossy geode]

I dont either

[bright raven]

c1 varesa is great iirc? but her weapon is better

[mossy geode]

I match energy. Nilous freaky so im freaky

[deep niche]

i m that good

[grand apex]

We just doing it for entertainment.

[mossy geode]

Id be the same way with anyone

[bright raven]

i don't see a varesa on your pull history

[deep niche]

weapon doesnt hav chevreuse

[mossy geode]

Yuh

[grand apex]

Oh wow so I'm not special to you anymore, I see how it is.

[bright raven]

if you don't have her then why not go??

[mossy geode]

That is NOT what i said

[grand apex]

This calls for an emergency meeting.

[grand apex]

THAT'S EXACTLY what you said.

[mossy geode]

Youre getting voted out

[deep niche]

i didnt get u

[grand apex]

True cuz these MFS are enemies vro.

Like the Arcane intro "everybody wants to be my enemy".

[mossy geode]

I said id match anyones freak. Not that you arent special. You are truely special

[grand apex]

Mainly these two @lyric fossil and @limpid forge .

[grand apex]

Oh yeah, in which way I'm special huh? Except for matching pfp, matching bio, matching status, matching tattoos.

[deep niche]

i will get varesa on rerun after durin

[mossy geode]

😭😭😭😭

[grand apex]

IM SERIOUS.

[bright raven]

...you'll grab durin on rerun, and after that grab varesa on her third banner?

[flat elk]

When is varesa rerun

[mossy geode]

I can only edate you so hard Nilou

[flat elk]

OH

Ohhh

[grand apex]

Reaal footage off Pi and Puffin training to vote me out.

[deep niche]

varesa banner is after durins current banner

[flat elk]

I already have her

[deep niche]

2nd half

why

[vapid current]

you got too much green there for someone who is not touching enough grass.

[mossy geode]

GIRL 😭😭

[grand apex]

Zibai my goat.

[grand apex]

BOY 😭😭

[vapid current]

v1

[bright raven]

so you got durin now?

[mossy geode]

Youre getting slimed

[bright raven]

or skipping durin and going only for varesa

[vale granite]

is mavuika like the baseline now

[grand apex]

You love me too much to do that.

[flat elk]

DON'T BAIT ME, I LOVE GEOS

[grand apex]

US SOUKA US.

I LOVE GEO.

[flat elk]

BUT I HAVE TO GET COLUMBINA

[grand apex]

COLUMBINA IS JUST BETTER.

[deep niche]

dude, u dk how many days i abused grass. after sumeru and before simulanka i never played any games for 6 months straight. and played for next 2 months. FOR 3 FUCKING YEARS

[flat elk]

GOOD

[deep niche]

no

[flat elk]

YESSS

[grand apex]

When has a sig been good for Geo.

[flat elk]

NO NO NO NO

[deep niche]

mostly this. shud i get durin??

[vale granite]

me feell zhibai sig is like clorinde sig but for lunar crystallize instead of bol

[mossy geode]

Uhh navia or Xilonen

[bright raven]

he's great for varesa

[flat elk]

I HAVE NO PRIMOS AND I STILL NEED VARKA

[vapid current]

its underwhelming because it gets compared with HoD

broken wep

[bright raven]

you can even skip chevy if you have durin

[grand apex]

Who knows.

I can never trust u.

[vale granite]

is new sig that bad?

[deep niche]

hope i dont lose on varesa banner then. livestreaming durin pulls now

[mossy geode]

Me... i know... i just said it

[bright raven]

ong you'll do very well

[grand apex]

Oh I'm dumb.

[vapid current]

yeah because HoD is broken if u dont scale off atk

[bright raven]

this patch onlu just started bruhtha

[vapid current]

and if u can slot a shielder

which zibai has a useless 4th slot where ZL fits in

[grand apex]

Willl the Gooner Goon To the Gooning Patch, or the Gooner Goon never Goon to the Gooning Patch?.

[bright raven]

@deep niche WHAT THE FUCK

[mystic smelt]

times like these i wish genshin would reheat their own nachos and make generalist 5* weapons based on broken 3-4* ones

[bright raven]

52 pity????

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/master-oogway-oogway-kung-fu-panda-kung-fu-panda-gif-18053853438960737300

[bright raven]

YOU GOT HIM AS SOON AS YOU PULL?

[mystic smelt]

like no one wants to make a better fav series weapons?

powercreep ttds?

[bright raven]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT TOOK ME?

[mystic smelt]

better hod?

[vapid current]

no, hod has always been strong, but its very conditional.

[mystic smelt]

like you have the recipe just double the amount

[grand apex]

Skill issue bro.

[mystic smelt]

[flat elk]

What if u run lauma, columbina, ineffa, horse

Will it be crack

Or ass

[mystic smelt]

you wished for a skirk rerun in 6.3 i think my wishing is fair here

[deep niche]

i m sorry 😭

[vapid current]

probably bad, idk.

well, not bad

[grand apex]

Or will it crack the Ass.

[flat elk]

Its ass crack...

[bright raven]

350 PULLS ON CHAR BANNER AND IM STILL NOT C2 AAAAA

[vapid current]

bina ineffa is a good wheelchair from what I've seen. but zibai probably isnt proccing LCr when u have Lauma who eats all the hydro aura.

[flat elk]

Man...

[bright raven]

i hate you

[grand apex]

Ur ass crack?!.

[deep niche]

😭

[bright raven]

how much primogems do you got left?

[flat elk]

I forgot lauma does that

[bright raven]

besides aren't you at capturing radiance now

[vapid current]

that's hoyo's fault for releasing a f2p wep with 100+CV

[bright raven]

you can't lose varersa

[deep niche]

😭

[grand apex]

Who cares about Varka vro.

[grand apex]

That's around 117 pulls.

[bright raven]

guarantedd varesa + more leftover most likely

[deep niche]

🖕

[grand apex]

She just likes big tall buffed men.

[bright raven]

hoyo asking gacha gods: how many reds do you want to give her
gacha gods: yes.

[deep niche]

ong widsith is just a savior from weapon banner shenanigans

[bright raven]

like

[grand apex]

You lowkey need more.

I see some green.

[bright raven]

how the fuck have i gotten a five star at 79 thrice

[deep niche]

apologies

[bright raven]

oh wait there's a qiqi too

four times

[deep niche]

have u tried changing devices to pull??? my luck is worse on phone than on pc or laptop
my frnds luck is better on phone potatoes

[bright raven]

unf my only device is this one

[deep niche]

wtf this exists

[deep niche]

try using someone's phone once. maybe it works

[vapid current]

did I miss this???????????

wtf

[grand apex]

I'm lowkey slowly stealing all of you guy's luck.

[deep niche]

still on, get it

[bright raven]

this aq was generous

[bright raven]

you can get it still

in columbina's good bye book

[vapid current]

rip everyone who didnt finish the quest

[bright raven]

yeah even if durin c2 leaves me broke at least i can still get columbinaa

[bright raven]

why wouldn't they

[deep niche]

and cute too. i luvd till the end but one. ||i swear i wanna use words that will get banned but fuck that asshole doctor||

@bright raven wuwa update???

buy from lootbar

cheaper tho

but eya

yea

risky

[bright raven]

ion play

[bright raven]

ask @lyric fossil

i was so fucking mad

[limpid forge]

was citlali capturing radiance?

[bright raven]

imagine venting to the guy that's || practically a simp for that guy ||

[vapid current]

6.3 leaks kinda ||if dottore is 6.3 weekly, who is left to take gnosis from mav?||

[vale granite]

me lost 2 50/50 in a row and didn't check too much on 3rd 50/50 attempt

won the 3rd 50/50 but me don't remember pink glow

it's not always capturing radiance at that point right?

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/seeing-red-unwritten-law-gif-19963751

[vapid current]

1 sneak

[limpid forge]

yea 0 rn

[vapid current]

||Pantyloon is not doing shit.||

[bright raven]

|| who said he'll die ||

[vapid current]

||I don't think he'll die, but I don't imagine he'll be relevant again until Snez. unless he comes back like a roach in the very next quest.||

[bright raven]

|| we have pierro, pulcinella, pantalone, arlechhino, childe, and possibly dottore clone ||

[bright raven]

||true he's a roach ||

[grand apex]

BRO.

WHAT IS THIS CHAT.

I JUST SEE SPOILERS.

[bright raven]

yeah but have you considered im nosy

why do you think i NEVER swap to the spoiler channel

[grand apex]

What could they possibly be talking about.

[limpid forge]

yea. time to dip

[bright raven]

i will always end up reading

[limpid forge]

before ending up with cursed knowledge

[bright raven]

|| WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY ||

[vale granite]

kazoo still good for me even after venti sucrose buffs

[grand apex]

GUYS.

JUST TAKE IT TO DMS.

[bright raven]

|| I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO||

|| he's a roach is what he is ||

ugh bye im going to read scaradurin fanfiction to cope with this yucky news (praying there's new ones after aq/sq)

|| she's goated man she doesn't need redesign. why is this yuri so doomed ||

|| y'all know who should've had a redesign? columbina ||

[grand apex]

GUYS.

PLEASE.

[limpid forge]

i'm not even on that sub and got a recommended post titled
||"NO WAY SHE..."||
on sandrone mains 🫠

[bright raven]

also chat where the fuck is bina drip

[bright raven]

LMFAO

[limpid forge]

while the spoilered image was cn text that i bet 100% of the ppl there couldn't read

[bright raven]

tf

[grand apex]

LOOK AT THIS.

[grand apex]

MY SCREEN IS JUST SPOILERS.

[vapid current]

holy shit I can't believe I did this. I wanted to go and update my wish history to see how mine went. realised that it said I only had 12 pity on character banner, even though I thought I pulled like 30+ times on durin banner. turns out I pulled 30+ on the fucking wep banner...

im so fried.

[limpid forge]

holy fuck wtf 😭

[bright raven]

how did

how did you not realise

[vale granite]

if only diluc phoenix cc mattered for endgame rip

[vapid current]

idk

[bright raven]

bro

[limpid forge]

we getting aoe endgame soon. real

[bright raven]

naur way

ew

[limpid forge]

why else would they buff venti and niloo in the big 2025

[vapid current]

why is ur kazuha dead.

what did u do

[limpid forge]

dehya meanwhile

[vapid current]

i think I should still be okay for bina + zibai, but the varka funds may rely on a 50/50 win or an early.

[limpid forge]

"should be enough" @winged eaglely has 2x more than me rn 😭

[vale granite]

if only genshin had that wuwa system where u can use stardust to buy constellations of characters u own rip

[bright raven]

sufficiently disgusted

[limpid forge]

i'd be content with just a 4* shop

[limpid forge]

heck make it rotate even.

[vapid current]

[limpid forge]

make just on banner chars buyable or sm shid

[bright raven]

make that negative since im gonna dump everything until i get c2 durin

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/banned-gif-19890665

[vapid current]

i probably wouldn't use it that much, but yeah. it would be nice.

[bright raven]

55 pity and guarantee

no pulls

mostly

i should get him in a couple weeks

first half is 51 with welkin

[ember oasis]

join the quietcomfort bose ship

audiophiles can say what they want, when I need to wear the same headset for hours at a time, comfort is king, and there's hardly any headset as comfortable as this one that actually sounds nice.

[vapid current]

accidentally unlocked outerspace.

[ember oasis]

[guys don't tell him how higher floors of IT looks like]

[bright raven]

i too need new headphones

mine died

[ember oasis]

🫡

[bright raven]

they were perfect

[ember oasis]

what did you have?

[bright raven]

boat

[deep niche]

rockerz???

[bright raven]

yep

[grand apex]

Does he know.

[vale granite]

escoffier so good even in theatre without hydro

[grand apex]

I gotchu u.

I'll tell her exactly that.

[opal bone]

where

[vapid current]

there wasn't even anything there other than some kuuhenki and treasure chests.

no wonder Phanes came here. space is boring

[opal bone]

what if its where the moon gate leads to

[vale granite]

woa albedo new flowers

[opal bone]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

Does he know.

[long lance]

it's here

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/shredder-gif-26517177

this is where the portal leads to

[grand apex]

[twin thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/oguri-cap-cinderella-grey-cingray-oguri-oguri-cap-spin-gif-16972302916150995610

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-clapping-ゴールドシップ-gold-ship-ウマ娘-gif-4383783875449894257

[tardy grove]

you have mona

but same as escoffie

skirk is useless too

[vale granite]

oh right

me just got unlucky

no mona yet

[tardy grove]

save her

and use her with skirk and mona

[vale granite]

me don't have skirk

[tardy grove]

skirk is so ass without her and freeze

oh

then freeze teams

[deep niche]

furina better than mona over there

[tardy grove]

hehe

is furina in current IT 💀

[deep niche]

nope

[devout steeple]

No drip weird

[tardy grove]

so

mulani freeze teams....

[oblique ermine]

Nicole and Varka icons?

[tardy grove]

in January

||https://youtu.be/r2ysbjwkPJ8||
I am going insane

||what's will all this christopher nolan tenet theory||

[trail pier]

https://vxtwitter.com/oyznomt/status/1997889305474388206?s=46

さねはる (@oyznomt)

💣🐟🍀

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 8, 2025, 4:41 AM

[vapid current]

this got me.

[trail pier]

lore accurate gameplay

[vapid current]

https://tenor.com/view/durin-genshin-genshin-durin-genshin-impact-durin-klee-gif-8201675328942825840

[long lance]

new music!

[vale granite]

omg barely cleared arcana 2

[deep niche]

guys i havent done arcanum 2. so if i restart do only the 2 arcanas and finish without doin the entire theatre, can i get the rewards???

FUCK

the 2 constipated bitches are rlly PITA

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[long lance]

Liyue!

[long lance]

bina song

[opal bone]

@flat elk me when i shit

[long lance]

ugc is having a cny theme next patch

[opal bone]

who is shame

i thought thats tony stark

[long lance]

ooh

[ember oasis]

i mean, this is not really a leak, it was announced in 6.0

[deep niche]

us

[opal bone]

hi napping

[opal bone]

https://tenor.com/view/true-morgan-freeman-necrozma-true-that-burns-the-sky-truth-nuke-gif-11738578243010549987

[long lance]

yep

MW cny theme

[limber heath]

who's the light blue one? O?

[thorn sun]

nicole when

[long lance]

liyue theme next year is great

[limber heath]

M? as in Anya the goddess in Simulanka? Durin's mom?

didn't she die?

[bright raven]

wut

[bright raven]

wut

i want dodoco plushies

do we have a klee doco

[long lance]

hmm

lots of emotional bina music

[vale granite]

https://tenor.com/view/anya-spy-x-family-anime-anya-crying-crying-crying-anime-girl-spy-x-family-gif-25998648

[vapid current]

wrong anya

[solid dust]

https://x.com/AboutNodKrai/status/1997988500109447330?t=xpqr9CggVUCfTIN1z869TQ&s=19

About NodKrai🌙 (@AboutNodKrai)

6.3 You can use normal characters on miliastra wonderland

Via Kuroo
#Nodkrai #GenshinImpact

X · Dec 8, 2025, 11:15 AM

HUGGEEEE

real shit

even though i dont play.. but HUGEEE

[tardy grove]

big doubt anyone will play miliastra

until it gives primos

but then again TCG gives too 💀

[thorn sun]

ayo

[vapid current]

https://x.com/i/status/1997981225840255297

Fluli - Comm open (@unosavy)

Good timing to repost this art again

X · Dec 8, 2025, 10:46 AM

[limpid galleon]

https://tenor.com/view/jahoda-jahoda-genshin-genshin-jahoda-rerir-rerir-genshin-gif-5674369293626224550

[long lance]

hmm

[deep niche]

thru achievements

thats y no one gon play it

its tedious

[vapid current]

lol

villain

[limpid galleon]

we love headcannons

i saw people complaining that columbina isnt a biblically accurate angel or whatever

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[vale granite]

https://tenor.com/view/sunday-sunday-hsr-hsr-sunday-nekonaddie-darkgloomysky-gif-13055951942253407024

[dense lantern]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-hsr-gif-15643187980233564376

[bright raven]

what's it at on jan 14

[bright raven]

"villain"

we're still living in "every fatuus is a war criminal 2020"

[long lance]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks/comments/1phap1p/updated_columbina_sfx_via_lunar_kuroo/

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-hsr-soundoriented-gif-10506994352190635451

[bright raven]

weekly boss...

has 10m hp...

[oblique ermine]

Oh my god bruh

[opal bone]

the fuck was the last attack

is that the CA or a constellation locked shit

[hot fiber]

CA yes

She does Lunar Bloom dmg on CA

If you consume a Verdant Dew

[oblique ermine]

Big Lauma

[opal bone]

it looked disappointing when you actually use it to attack

[deep niche]

https://youtu.be/yftBiNu0ZNU?t=200

rmbr hyposelenia defn by u lol

[deep niche]

the ||doctor||

[ember oasis]

I'm surprised you didn't give the one term everyone knows, hypothermia

bruh, i hate it when I go back on a reply chain, only to find out bro was responding to a message from a day ago @deep niche

[bright raven]

too much hp

[deep niche]

iss ok lmao

[deep niche]

azdaha

ok wait

azdaha is less

man\

its like

me soloing azdaha with healer build noelle in my low AR

man it was awesome tho lol

[bright raven]

|| okay that one i saw was lvl 90, at lvl 100 weekly#12 and weekly#13 have a difference in hp of 13,754,084 ||

[deep niche]

wish theres a mechanic to reduce the hp by a fuckton

[ember oasis]

CA + E's gravity thingy for lunar bloom

[bright raven]

spoilering the bad news

[deep niche]

sed life

[bright raven]

no, but there is one to regain hp by a fuckton

[long lance]

that's low right?

[deep niche]

oh fuck offf noooooooooooooooo

[deep niche]

as low as mt everest

[ember oasis]

she has done literally 0 villainous actions in all her history in genshin, not once was it eluded she'd be one. She was only portrayed as weird, strong, and someone you shouldn't mess with. With no real action set by her against other nations.
I think people are mixing up headcanons with what we had in game

https://tenor.com/view/columbina-columbina-genshin-columbina-hoyofair-columbina-ult-columbina-wings-gif-14451599120952807374

well, headcanon were kinda close

wait, right, i totally forgot about it, wtf happened to the red kuuvaki thematics in her kit?

[vapid current]

Yeah aside from the 20 eyed la creatura in the background

[ember oasis]

first time we find her, she presses us with red kuuvaki

why didn't they use it somewhere in her kit

[ember oasis]

the moon is an eldrich horror

https://tenor.com/view/rudy-rudolf-genshin-impact-columbina-the-damselette-kuutar-gif-5547151065467028467

rip red kuuvaki, you will be missed

you died for hydro color scheme

[long lance]

she doesn't use kuuvahki

[vapid current]

Based on what happens in the AQ ||I assume she is probably going through some kind of rebirth/reawakening and maybe it's just fundamentally rebuilding her powers idk||

but I wish it was there. Even if it was just a C6 dps mode or something

[opal bone]

was this ever showcased or nah

[ember oasis]

when she was angry, she turned the flowers red, whatever if its kuuvahki or not, it is now gone from her kit

[thorn sun]

shes just not mad anymore

shes just a chill girl

[vale granite]

https://tenor.com/view/moons-sword-red-star-rail-honkai-honkai-star-rail-acheron-acheron-gif-11269669310337849761

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-butterfly-dog-puppy-peaceful-gif-14700589898488542320

[thorn sun]

btw on the scale of 1 to 10 where is nicole for you personally?

where 10 is absolute omega must pull

[vale granite]

if nicole can fly is she a 10 for you

[thorn sun]

right now shes a 9

[ember oasis]

personality and presentation: 9
in game model: 7
Kit: remains to be seen

[thorn sun]

so uh yeah

[long lance]

that's a big spoiler

[waxen hull]

I thought hypothyroidism and hypoplasia were pretty commonly known terms too tbh

[ember oasis]

I was pleasently surprised by her personality, she was great

[waxen hull]

i was going to bring up hypoglycaemia

[thorn sun]

100%
shes perfect

also shes || besties with lauma, the other best written woman ||

[ember oasis]

||girl knows too much, that she'll never have screentime when there's no time constraint, because otherwise she'd accidentally tell us the end of the story ||

[long lance]

so that's why they're delaying the drip

[waxen hull]

Hypoxia or Hypotension should be pretty common examples too

[deep niche]

bro is a medicine student

[ember oasis]

||varka was invented to nerf nicole||

[waxen hull]

my only medical training is in forensic psychiatry

[thorn sun]

Varka exploration passive: || "When Varka is in the party, automatically skip all dialogue." ||

[vale granite]

when was the last time we had a char with bad personality

[deep niche]

i deadass dont any other terms u mentioned, other than hypothermia

[waxen hull]

oh.. 😭

[vale granite]

what about claymore refund when ascending

only claymore missing

[steel mica]

I expected the Top Panel, and an epic boss fight

[deep niche]

raiden

[vale granite]

too bad hoyo doesn't want to rerun japan chars anymore /s

[thorn sun]

honestly what if inazuma just doesn't get buffs

[waxen hull]

It'd fit if he had a passive like: "When Varka is in the party, doubles the effects but halves the duration of all alcoholic consumables for all teammates."

[deep niche]

shouldn't

[waxen hull]

the inazuma characters never got a good run they deserve buffs

[thorn sun]

itto after returning to the game with tree trunk arms

[deep niche]

ass patches tbh. only decent charas are 4 stars and koko

oh and itto yea

[waxen hull]

Yoimiya was decent for a while

But then they started doing AOE content again for a bit and she became useless

[deep niche]

i like her persona yea

[thorn sun]

HELLA good foreshadowing by hoyo to make varka 5 years in advance for this express purpose

[waxen hull]

Honestly Yoimiya would be good again if they just made her NAs have an explosion radius or something and gave her a slight dmg% buff

atk buff would be less impactful since she ideally runs overload so the atk is diluted but it'd still work

[ember oasis]

frankly, i had to go waaaay back to find a personality i actually truly disliked, mika. But there have been some dry characters like emilie, that i don't want to harshly judge because hoyo just gave them 0 screentime

[vale granite]

ohhh mika

[waxen hull]

There have been a few mid characters but we haven't had BAD ones often

[waxen hull]

do yall remember the fatui mika theory when people thought he worked for columbina

[long lance]

oh

OH

[ember oasis]

i don't remember a single scene with mika that i felt like i'm glad he exists in genshin.
He's like a freminet but without the well written sensitive side and without the family dynamic.

I feel like i can write something good about almost the entire cast

[thorn sun]

He had one job, did it admirably, then lost all sense of purpose

[ember oasis]

even the less popular characters

but mika's unsalvageable

[bright raven]

"low"

[ember oasis]

bro's just a walking letter. he's like how shinpachi is just a pair of glasses with a human attached to it

[waxen hull]

It's sad that Mika reminds me so much of one of my games characters I hope people don't hate him

[bright raven]

issokay people need to remember he exists for that

[long lance]

columbina drip is on the 12th

[waxen hull]

Little blond german boy with a crossbow that delivers messages

[thorn sun]

I will say tho Varka has been almost as pleasant a surprise as Nicole and Lauma.
I actually really like his characterization

[vale granite]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/1jveuhg/the_most_underrated_event_in_genshin_history/

[thorn sun]

You can actually tell why he's the leader of mond.

[long lance]

oh my god

[ember oasis]

yea, this event changed my opinion on fremient completely

he earned his spot in the fontaine cast

[bright raven]

mika will have screentime in the mond expansion trust

mika simply has not been fleshed out

[ember oasis]

is that a threat?

[thorn sun]

Soon as Varka gets back, Mika gets promoted to knight captain

[ember oasis]

[bright raven]

to dawei

[vale granite]

the only thing me wished freminet kit is change that he should have been our first hydro claymore

cause he is a diver

hydro

and charlotte was already cryo

well aino is hydro claymore now ig

[long lance]

oh

[bright raven]

do we have any other hydros except neuvi, sige and furina in fontaine

[vale granite]

no

[vale granite]

4 star hydros as of now: barbara, xq, candace, dahlia, aino

[bright raven]

sumeru was everyone's dendro, then fontaine had archon, sovereign and his daughter hydro only, then natlan with pyro is only for the archon

[vale granite]

freminet would have been ok 4 star hydro

[bright raven]

weird trend

[vapid current]

||Varka hypemanning everyone after they were depressed about Columbina at the end of the AQ||

[long lance]

columbina is all about 3

[bright raven]

1 hydro 4* for every year of the game i guess

[vale granite]

like me just realized right now

if freminet was hydro

he could have been used in these new lunar reactions

too

as a 4 star driver

rip

[bright raven]

|| bro was somehow the most depressed, very sus, Mr. I Came For the Moon ||

[waxen hull]

I hate never knowing what to spend my resin on

[thorn sun]

bro is genuinely the best problemsolver in the room whenever he's present

[bright raven]

level everyone to 70

[thorn sun]

and just autolocks in whenever he figures out a solution, which he does almost immediately

[unreal musk]

He is just there aura farming bro . Actual usefullness is 0

[bright raven]

he's v fun

[waxen hull]

That's really not gonna help me at all :/

[bright raven]

too bad ion like looking at him

[bright raven]

you already have them???

[waxen hull]

getting everyone to 70 only helps me in theater

[bright raven]

that too

[long lance]

IT'S ALL ABOUT THREE

[vale granite]

if varka can like go head to head with capitano can varka fight dottore too

[bright raven]

i was thinking farm the acquaint fates

[waxen hull]

I could get klee to 80/90 but idk if its worth since i cant guarantee durin

[tardy grove]

||good idea||

[vale granite]

oh this theatre is one of the most f2p friendly so far

cause pyro and cryo have the most 4 stars

[waxen hull]

ik

[vale granite]

well anemo likely 3rd

[tardy grove]

next is also hydro and pyro

[bright raven]

if he sees his sister being levelled he'll come home trust

[vale granite]

there's lots of 4 star anemo me remember

even if they all just sucrose sidegrades /s

[bright raven]

hydro...

[tardy grove]

noone builds anemo 4 stars

[bright raven]

faruzan is built

[vale granite]

https://tenor.com/view/shikanoin-heizou-heizou-genshin-impact-heizou-hearts-gif-26198418

[waxen hull]

spending is an option but also do I really wanna do that when I'm so broke

[tardy grove]

yeah hezu shield girl jahoda faru are all lvl 1

[unreal musk]

Can he even do ANYTHING usefull for once?

[waxen hull]

I'm at like 35 pity I'm not getting durin 😭

[vapid current]

She doesn't need Durin. Chev team is good and if u don't have C6 chev you can do Albedo Xilo Furina

[tardy grove]

get bina

leave durin

[unreal musk]

Says "i m prolly stronger than capitano" .. doesnt go nd duel him . All words nd does nothing real aurafarmer for show of GI

[waxen hull]

I know she doesn't need Durin but she's probably not going to overtake my other options without him

[tardy grove]

wait isnt varka stronger than capitano

lorewise

👀

or

claimed by varka wise

[vapid current]

If you want to believe that's true, you can

[thorn sun]

We know extremely little about Varka's actual strength tbh

BECAUSE HOYO DOESNT LET HIM FIGHT

[tardy grove]

imagine varka summoning hordes of soilders

which fight along side you

on horses

[vapid current]

||the one time he tries to do anything he gets time stopped.||

[tardy grove]

scaled by varkas atk

[waxen hull]

Anyone got calcs on durinless klee vs arlecchino?

[thorn sun]

varka kit designers scrambling to buy time by asking lore department to write him out of all fight scenes

[vapid current]

@wet leaf

[tardy grove]

||if kaeya knows the horses are dead due to experiements by dottore would he become john wick and kill all harbingers||

[tardy grove]

||varka is gonna be physical dps/support in end||

[grand apex]

Spoilers everywhere.

[tardy grove]

||I love you jk||

[vale granite]

do u guys think varka will save anemo

[grand apex]

I love you more dw.

But I don't.

[waxen hull]

Anemo doesn't need saving

[tardy grove]

||physical||

[grand apex]

Anemo is okay.

[tardy grove]

||mwahhhhhhhhhhh||

[grand apex]

Ur a Man, sorry.

[long lance]

why is columbina all about three

[tardy grove]

||T~T||

[tardy grove]

||see cat with blue hat new lore video||

[grand apex]

Bro sometimes I look at my profile and wonder who tf is that and then realize it's me.

[vale granite]

https://tenor.com/view/chasca-genshin-impact-revolver-gif-12512911612628536509

[waxen hull]

Chasca does not exist

[tardy grove]

||when you look at mirror "How can i be so gorgeous and adorable at same time"||

[grand apex]

I don't get off my bed ever.

So i haven't looked at myself in a while.

[tardy grove]

||I can do that for you||

[grand apex]

Stop flirting jesus.

[tardy grove]

||yeah like this||

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/nilou-genshin-impact-sumeru-girl-dance-gif-26601019

[tardy grove]

||Would jean be top support for varka||

[grand apex]

Nah.

Not at all.

[long lance]

is columbina's birthday december 12th

how do you know

wait

[vale granite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smZQG2h4Kc4

[flat elk]

[flat elk]

gurl

[long lance]

3rd of december?

i think columbina drips on friday

12 is divisible by three after all

[tardy grove]

stygian is tmr?

[steep rivet]

do people still care about drip marketing

[grand apex]

I'm actually so cute.

[steep rivet]

literally everyone and their mom has seen the splash already

they ruined their marketing for a while now

[tardy grove]

okay

[tardy grove]

condense time

[long lance]

well yeah

the description

no

she'll drip on a day divisible by 3

hence this friday

[deep niche]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DR_nY0GCIRH/

Shiz

What artifacts does durin need????

@lyric fossil @bright raven we gotta do the SO again. Need feathers

Also

What artifacts @bright raven and f2p weapon????

For durin

[wet leaf]

Currently klee / bennett / fischl / chev is 95k dps

Almost 104k dps with the new set

They are basically equal now https://gcsim.app/db/nrcfBnLMDTnk

As far as their overload teams go

Arle has a melt team at 109k dps

If we count c1 klee as part of the baseline or something, then klee is stronger

Also new tech was discovered recently so she might get a bit stronger still

It is possible to get 1 more ca followup than usual

[kindred mural]

[waxen hull]

Okay yeah I have no real reason to build klee then

Maybe as a yelan driver

That's all she'd be though

Arle can drive for yelan just fine though with enough ER to get pyro kazuha ults

[vale granite]

freeze coop

[grand apex]

Coop in 2025?.

[wet leaf]

https://medal.tv/games/genshin-impact/clips/lFl723BKW2M05MCz0?invite=cr-MSxZVm0sMjMxOTQ4MTU0&v=13

[ember oasis]

@vale granite likes to have fun in genshin, a spark most of us have lost a long time ago

[grand apex]

So fucking weird ew.

[ember oasis]

rare instance where co-op actually decides to work together

[vale granite]

durin so strong

[ember oasis]

dragon vs dragon go

[grand apex]

Big 100 level dragon vs Level 1 small baby dragoon.

[limpid forge]

coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby

[limpid forge]

[limpid forge]

it's not even ragebait

[flat elk]

@opal bone omfg

[opal bone]

joe mama

[ember oasis]

great, now i have a fallout 4 atom bomb baby song stuck in my head. I hate how my brain works at times

[limpid forge]

idk what that is but ig i'm lucky?

[flat elk]

THEY EVEN TELL US HOW TO TAUNT

LMFAOOO 😭 OH GOD

[ember oasis]

the song itself is good, i just heard it too many times while playing

[grand apex]

The happiest person alive rn is Souka.

[flat elk]

yep

[ember oasis]

its a song from the 60s

[knotty badge]

i need spotify popularity everyone drop yo @s

[grand apex]

Well well well, look who it is..

[opal bone]

no

[flat elk]

HELPPP HE IS SO HARD

[knotty badge]

well well well if it isnt little miss you're-gonna-get-your-ass-kicked-in-among-us-again

[grand apex]

Dawg.

[knotty badge]

DO IT NOW

[knotty badge]

IM SORRY?

[grand apex]

You literally slept with dinosaurs, sybau.

[knotty badge]

im abt to sleep with yo mom

thats right. yae's mine.

[opal bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[opal bone]

gift me 5 welkin

[knotty badge]

why the FUCK IS THERE A PRICE ON YOUR SPOTIFY PROFILE

[grand apex]

Being alive for so long makes u delulu, ur older than life itself.

[knotty badge]

U GET A FOLLOWER I GET A FOLLOWER

ITS A WIN WIN

now give me ur @

[grand apex]

Take a load of this guy vro.

[knotty badge]

nilou ur ass better drop the spotify @

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[grand apex]

I don't even use Spotify vro.

[cedar grove]

Guys what are Columbus best weapons

[opal bone]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact_Leaks/comments/1phbu71/63_v2_updated_columbina_special_ca_sfx_via_kuroo

[grand apex]

CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS??.

[opal bone]

can i make her dps cuz damn

[grand apex]

HE'S ALIVE??.

[cedar grove]

Oui

[opal bone]

why the fuck

there's no audio in the embed

[cedar grove]

Yeah actually it isn’t bad at all

She’s rivaling Nefer I believe

[knotty badge]

you pmo so bad.

[opal bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[cedar grove]

Although she has half the scaling she has double the self buffs

[grand apex]

Cry about it.

[cedar grove]

So like she only does 10-20k worse

[flat elk]

WHY Y'ALL LOOKING AT ME

[cedar grove]

But Nefer team still does better overall

[flat elk]

WTF I NEED A VIDEO GUIDE

NOW

[opal bone]

yeah im gatekeeping my profile that's visible on my profile

smh

[cedar grove]

Cause u use columbina sub Dps

So like

[knotty badge]

ong

[cedar grove]

More

[knotty badge]

im following u fr

i wanna judge ur spotify taste

[flat elk]

I JUST SPAM BUTTONS

[opal bone]

go follow a dead acc

its just a streaming acc for twice

[knotty badge]

im already following u

king

wtf

[knotty badge]

your

mom

[ember oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXSUEU7ISfQ

https://tenor.com/view/nitty-gritty-shirley-ellis-dance-60s-moves-gif-17084969

[flat elk]

OMFG OMFG OMFG I DID A COMBO

I CAN NEVER DO IT AGAIN

[grand apex]

I've never seen bro this happy.

[opal bone]

have u not seen souka during pompey days

[cedar grove]

Wait what event is this

[grand apex]

Idk.

[cedar grove]

Guys is Dialyn worth it

[grand apex]

I don't know.

[flat elk]

if u have ult focused chars, very

[opal bone]

yes

[flat elk]

new vr event

[cedar grove]

I’m a yixuan manato and miyabi main

[flat elk]

FUCK MY LIFE BANYUE SO HARD IDK IF I AM INPUTTING TOO SLOW OR TOO FAST

[opal bone]

ult focused chars and its just attack/rupture agents in general

[cedar grove]

As in these are my only invested units

[flat elk]

stop in yixuan

lit having yixuan means u must pull dialyn

[opal bone]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-1878760417600646737

[cedar grove]

Ok but in that case

[flat elk]

she made my score +12k in DA

[ember oasis]

Signature, some random 5 star stat sticks.
If you are f2p, just put the proto amber in the bag

[cedar grove]

Should Lucia be in yixuan or manato team

[opal bone]

both

[flat elk]

I SWEAR I DON'T GET IT, OH HOYO PLEASE DO A Hi3 STYLE TUTOR FOR HIM

[opal bone]

unless u use both of them in shiyu

then idk

[cedar grove]

I have R5 widsith yae miko sig and Citlali sig

And prayer to the sacred winds

[ember oasis]

proto amber it is

[flat elk]

dau do u know any good banyue tutorial vids

cuz i am fkin crying rn

[grand apex]

It's okay dude, we can share ur happiness.

[limpid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/xinyan-genshin-impact-genshin-chibi-xinyan-midsummer-gif-26303301

[grand apex]

https://tenor.com/view/ye-shunguang-zzz-mihoyo-agent-void-hunter-gif-3798851164716445416

[flat elk]

prolly next

patch...

[ember oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eLC_qkeGOo

you're welcomed

[flat elk]

???

thats not him

[grand apex]

That's literally him.