So I'm laying in bed and felt griffin shuffling around. I look over and he has his head on the Wargroove Caesar plush I have on my bed, he's too cute
#・pets
lone fable
The what
lone fable
I've seen this 
dense mesa
ive never seen a rabbit not be deathly afraid of everything that moves before
lone fable
They can be very friendly and cuddly if comfortable with you
And can even act a lot like dogs
cloud ruin
The what
Its a indie tactics game like advance wars. But one of the first characters you meet is a big white doggo captain named Caesar
last black friday they reduced the price to a dollar and i got him and he vibes on my bed
cloud ruin
I didn't particularly love the game, it's not the kind of tactics I enjoy, but the plush was a dollar and i thought it would funny to have a white dog a little smaller than griffin just on my bed
lone fable
Yeah lol
cloud ruin
But he laid on the back "armor" bit
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Bird YouTuber I got a lot of my info from about taking care of my 3 goblin children lost their budgie recently, https://youtu.be/d4QbEydi1FQ?si=zAK7coyBF29OZUIl I'm so crushed for her. You can tell she blames herself
My budgies of course were too chaotic to train but her tips and knowledge have saved us from making horrible mistakes with our girls
lone fable
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Immediately went and removed anything metal that could contain zinc after watching that though. Ripped all the bells off of everything lmao
She pushes her all natural toys and all but my girls are so picky about toys. It's either instant destruction or they don't wanna touch them.
lone fable
A story of love, deceit, redemption, and utter betrayal
cloud ruin
DAMN DAT BOI GOT A BEEEEG STICK
I was just at the dentist and the hygienist caught griffins photo on my phone and now she's obsessed lmao
Gonna bring him with me when I go pick my mom up because she's in for an emergency filling
royal rain
A story of love, deceit, redemption, and utter betrayal
party lineup: warrior with sword, ranger with bow, rogue with daggers and DOGGO WITH QUARTERSTAFF
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If koromaru can fight in a fighting game, baron can wield a staff.
lone fable
party lineup: warrior with sword, ranger with bow, rogue with daggers and DOGGO ...
HEHEHE
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Gonna bring him with me when I go pick my mom up because she's in for an emergen...
Brought him in and she was like "oh my god he's so much cuter in person!" And even the dude in the chair was fawning over him
lone fable
Awww
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Waking him up to go to bed and he looks at me so lazy lol
He looks both lazy and annoyed with me.
So I booped him and he jumped like three feet
lone fable
His obsession with pinecones as a wee puppy has evolved into an obsession with sticks as a big puppy
He is slowly curating the perfect pile of sticks for himself
Will update when there's enough to start a small bonfire
lone fable
When he refuses to use the dog bed at all until you banish him from eating treats on the couch
cloud ruin
Lmao
cloud ruin
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lone fable
oh hey, it's lassie from walmart
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I saw Griffin sitting on the porch and let him in and my mom is out there trying to show the owl he could come to her or some shit
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He was out there for an hour basically just staying in one place.
I was like "mom he can't land on you he would shred you. Also you're literally giving him a buffet by filling the feeder RIGHT there."
You can literally see the hook and wire in the corner of the first Pic
Pretty sure he's the same owl I saw a week or two ago on my lawn while I was out dumping compost
Came from the same area, is about the same size and species
pulsar path
My cousins cat and the dog mascot of the archery bar I went to
cloud ruin
Babies aaaa
lone fable
I was like "mom he can't land on you he would shred you. Also you're literally g...
Was she filling the feeder with mice?
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No but the chipmunks come up and run around her feet.
lone fable
Ohh
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Literally brought dinner feet away from that owl.
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Anything small enough to grab in their claws pretty much.
I was slightly worried it would fuck with griffin because he is pretty small comparatively.
Realistically it wouldn't
But it also wasn't afraid of me or my parents at all. All 3 of us were gathered like 2 feet away from it
cloud ruin
Oh my god that was cute. I looked over and griffin is asleep sitting up, his head teetering trying to stay up. He exhausted himself from the storms
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Owl's out there again.
split basin
side eye
cunning birch
Angry bun ☺️
lone fable
Lol
lone fable
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Things no bird owner ever mentioned: THE STANK
Nobody ever tells you "these things kind of stink when their hormones are high, when they're molting, or just in general."
I had a rat as a kid and he wasn't this stinky. Guinea pigs were not this dusty and stinky. Birds give off a nasty musky odor and since I have 3 of them, usually one is molting at any given time and Lillie is always a hormonal jerk
I washed their stuff recently and it's not the stuff it's just... them.
I vaguely remember our big male parrot having a musky odor I didn't like as a kid but it wasn't as bad as these 3 combined.
lone fable
😭
lone fable
He's fly hunting
I told him to do literally anything other than to bother freedom so he chose to climb the couch and watch a fly on the wall
lone fable
Had to take him to the vet today to get zooted for blood drawing
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Twitter
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I got a vision Keychain and omg its sharp
royal rain
don't get urself cut! 
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@lone fable omg we're getting Candy back for a few days.
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Griffin is so chaotic stupid jeez. I just watched him clear our doorway and half our front entry hallway in one giant jump and skid across the tile.
For some reason he's become afraid of the door frame.
And so he just plays the floor is lava coming in or out of the house
lone fable
Nightly routine of pissing and belly rubs at 1am
cloud ruin
My dog just ran up to me extremely happily, turned, took my seat, and growled at me 😭
lone fable
Reminds me of a Chihuahua my mom's friend had
She'd be so excited to see you, lay on your lap, roll over for belly rubs and then snap at you 5 seconds after you started petting her
sudden basalt
royal rain
ooh, now it's cats time here 
lone fable
Oh my god your calico is beautiful 
lone fable
ooh, now it's cats time here <:C_HuPepeSmile:919761377449627708>
Not anymore 
He fought a tree and found a new favorite stick on his walk today
royal rain
Not anymore <:E_ScaraChaos:977593985637941278>
it barely began but already ended 
lone fable
cunning birch
lone fable
The floofy baby
cloud ruin
Candy acquired. Now time for a long ride home because of traffic. Oh boy.
lone fable
Good luck 
cloud ruin
I've been in the car since 1:30 basically and I would like to not be in the car anymore.
Traffic got a little better once we got back into NH at least so i should be able to get out of this clown car soon 
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Birds are so damn cute. They all immediately latched onto candy, it's like she never left. She didn't even need two minutes to adapt to her new environment.
lone fable
Awww
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Rip leg space
lone fable
He still doesn't sleep in bed, but it was worth a shot lol
He went back to the crate after a little bit
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Theyre crazy omg one landed on my dad
lone fable
The babies
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I sneezed and the 3 of them scattered. Directly into my dad. One on his keyboard, one on his arm, and one on his desktop tower.
Sora did not want to leave the warm updraft from his desktop.
Bro just was trying to do his Once Human dailies and suddenly parakeet bombardment
Sora hit the tower, Ollie landed on the keyboard, and Lillie landed on (and bit) my dad's arm
Candy out here like this
lone fable
Lol
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Cleaned up griffin a bit
He bonked the hairdryer
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Our new shower head is shit for pet baths ugh
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I am addicted to whitening shampoo I wish I had this for my grandma's dog when he was around
Because you can really see the effect when he's laying next to a white hospital blanket lmao
lone fable
At camp with Mom and the dogs
lone fable
Because you can really see the effect when he's laying next to a white hospital ...
Gotta send the before and after in the same lighting next time lol
lone fable
Grabbed freedom's bed because he didn't have anywhere to lay down that'd be comfy and Indie stole it
lone fable
He stole it back
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Gotta send the before and after in the same lighting next time lol
It's impossible honestly. He doesn't like to sit still. But now he's a cotton ball.
lone fable
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My house also has the worst lighting in the world mostly
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That's a new problem. The uh. Birds won't go to bed.
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I was on my way home from the store tonight and a bird almost crashed into our driver side window.
Totally forgot about it until now
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royal rain
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1216746513867215053/1279773867325526155...
cat larvae 
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I wonder if there will be any more
meager salmon
lone fable
Were there any more
lone fable
Aww okay
cloud ruin
Why do yall look like I'm interrupting a ritual.
royal rain
Why do yall look like I'm interrupting a ritual.
bird-mages coven 🧙🏿♀️
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Omg I just looked out my bathroom window and there's a momma turkey with six little ones running around her out there
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Candy is way too cute. I had Cops on for background noise and she's trying to mimic the siren sound effects in the Bad Boys theme song
spark storm
lone fable
SLINKY
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Apparently they smell pretty bad? I've never been around them for an extended period. I just love them. Definitely one of my favorite animals. Them and chinchillas were my childhood dream pet
lone fable
I've petted a few but would probably never own one for the smell and trouble it'd get into
lone fable
What they don't tell you is she got so excited she smooshed the babies into suffocating /j
cloud ruin
Nah she's brooding. The full video is in the comments
lone fable
Nah she's brooding. The full video is in the comments
Oh no I know, I was just making a joke
Because to any normal person who doesn't go in depth into different animals and their behavior, it'd look like the owl is killing/smothering them
kindred cloak
lone fable
Chiwhoohoo
cloud ruin
I wanna eat them omg they're too cute
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Candy is way too cute. I had Cops on for background noise and she's trying to mi...
So this is a consistent thing. I put cops on to try to get her to do it so I could show my parents and sure enough she pops off.
lone fable
looks like you're learning more about her owner lol
cloud ruin
Idk if it's necessarily that. A thought I had is it's the radio chatter, because she only does it during the end credits where it's instrumental and there's radio chatter over it
She does mimic a phone in a way that sounds like a two way radio a little bit so
She also makes noises that distinctly sounds like a fax and I'm not sure how she learned this living in one room with a disabled old woman on oxygen lmao
lone fable
i mean she must watch a lot of cops lol
unless she adopted candy after someone else owned her
cloud ruin
Nah.
I dont even think she watches TV. Its never once been on when I've gone in there.
She reads.
I think candy is just reactive to the radio sounds because it sounds kind of similar to a phone.
lone fable
ah okay
cloud ruin
She also used to go equally nuts when our old phone rang, but it broke since her last visit 
she mimics phones.
Its so cute because even though she's covered she's still reacting to stuff. Go to sleep you little pumpkin
lone fable
lol
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Even the couch grew up
lone fable
It got cleaner 😭
the lighting is just different
I think the old one was taken on a cloudy day so everything was slightly more yellow
Now it's reflecting the blue of the sky
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Man baron is such a good looking dog though. Such a good boy.
lone fable
Yee
Handsome little baby
A lunatic, but handsome
Can't wait for him to chill out when he gets older lol
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The face he's making in the 2nd one looks like it should be a creature in some found footage
lone fable
My boss got a new donut toy for Baron
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Adorable. He's a true new englander now. Get him a matching coffee.
Prepping candy's stuff to take her home tomorrow 😭
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Its been a week, we got her last Friday.
It was just while her old people complex gets fumigated because one of the units dogs got fleas (so naturally we stuck everything with candy into the dishwasher or wash immediately, just to be extra safe) and like, we wanted to make sure the chemicals weren't still an airborne threat because parakeets are super sensitive to things like aerosols and sprays
Birds in general are but especially smaller ones
Technically, we could have taken her back Monday.
lone fable
Ohhh okay
royal rain
My boss got a new donut toy for Baron
doggo is starting to realise he's given a fake donut 
lone fable
He doesn't care, he appreciates having something to chew on now that he's decapitated his sloth toy lol
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Brought candy home
drove by some idiot who was eating like, a TV dinner while driving on the highway. It was not a self driving car, either. She had a fork in one hand and the food tray in her other
lone fable
Bruh
meager salmon
That is such a precious and delicate bean
@lone fable
(Thought it was gonna grow into a whole ass kangaroo)
lone fable
oh my god i wanna find the music mashup they used for this
but also yee i can see why you'd think that
but sugar gliders are super cute and tiny too
found it
meager salmon
Beat me to it lol
cloud ruin
Bruh
I was dying like lady wtf u doin
My dad quickly put as much distance from her as he could
lone fable
That's good, idk why people do shit like that
It's bad enough driving and actually paying attention when going 70+ and having jackasses on the road nearly ran into you 😭
cloud ruin
She absolutely was not paying attention and it was so upsetting.
Anyways candy is home. Such a sweet bird. Such a sweet old lady too lmao. She gave me some thin mints, I think my grandma told her I love sweets.
After I brought candy inside and went out to go get the rest of her stuff I could hear her talking to candy welcoming her home and telling her how much she missed her and my heart melted, they have such a cute relationship.
Little candy was sound asleep within 10 minutes of me bringing her back home, car ride tired her out
lone fable
Awwww
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I also found out she leaves cartoons on for candy all day on PBS while she reads or does whatever
Which is really cute and is probably why candy has so many weird noises
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The woman loves that bird so much. I was talking with her and I guess she got candy as a chick and she's nearly 10 years old now. She treats her like a human child with how I hear her talking to her 😭 it's so pure and wholesome.
We gave her our dust buster that's broken (in that it makes screwy noises bc it fell hard once) so she can clean up bird feathers and seed easier. It's like a must have item for a bird owner
kindred cloak
rAt
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I asked the birds to please stop screaming so i can think, they actually complied. I love it.
lone fable
He found a new stick
Next one he finds will probably be an entire tree branch freshly yanked off the trunk
lone fable
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@lone fable https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1216746513867215053/1282527717211766784/20240908_222657.jpg?ex=66e05743&is=66df05c3&hm=145c68b57912d8169f6c0cf3ceeea3aece17942c5b5b349c10d63c60d9420078& kitten update. There truly was only one, which is surprising.
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It is. I'm gonna steal it lmao. Or my mom will, more accurately
I love the little toe beans
lone fable
Lol
cunning birch
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Made a veteran smile at the polls today because Griffin wandered into his booth while I was filling my shit out
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He also got his nails done
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Sleepy old man
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I love nature. Just saw a pretty little hummingbird
royal rain
sheepie
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I'm so lucky griffin is a one brain celled moron sometimes.
We came home from a walk and there was two adult turkeys and a bunch of young ones running alongside the yard. Sizing me and the dog up. Thankfully he didn't see them and just went right home. Didn't even have an idea they were there lmao.
Three whole braincells to his name and zero of them allocated to hunting or tracking. Or awareness.
lone fable
chat rate my dawg
Very floof, quite handsome
lone fable
Ayee
thorny yacht
cunning birch
A squirrel jumped on my leg
lone fable
Gib peanut
weak cove
weak cove
They look so pretty
yes but mine is not
weak cove
what
lone fable
Nevermind 
lone fable
Yummy pig ear
cloud ruin
God, my lab used to love them. We used to take him into the local pet shop that closed all the time and he'd gingerly steal one and then cower when you looked at him because he knew he was doing something naughty
I don't miss how gross they are though. Same with bully sticks.
Griffin has fragile old man teeth so he doesn't get things like that.
lone fable
I don't mind handling them, it's when they're super greasy that it's kinda icky
Like one of the ears in the bag has some thick yellow residue on it and idk what it is so I might wash it off just in case before I give it to either of them
cloud ruin
Fat. Definitely fat.
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He got a bath yesterday so he's a sentient cloud
lone fable
😶🌫️
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Update, he has now realized our fridge is different and is VERY ANGRY AT IT
hes avoiding the kitchen like the floor is Lava
lone fable
If I have to go into work with an ankle brace I am blaming this motherfucker for making me play hopscotch every 2 seconds he runs behind me
He's finally decided branches aren't good enough, he needs to whack me with an entire tree
royal rain
He's finally decided branches aren't good enough, he needs to whack me with an e...
hell yeah, time to get serious 
lone fable
You mess with the dog, you get whacked by the dog
What weapon he chooses is entirely dependent on the environment you choose
Be careful around construction sites
lone fable
He found the tangent back to the pond and wanted to swim
At least it's pretty down here
He upgraded again
I threw it back into the pond and he is now on the hunt
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I fully believe we should give baron a sword
lone fable
Please no I will die 
cloud ruin
lone fable
The cute lil dude
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We're at a relatives for a party and he's no longer happy. He can't get on their couch because it's new. And there's a lot of stairs
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Me carrying my 40 pound melty dog between three stories and a porch on the steepest incline ever
lone fable
Sounds like it was a good workout
Gotta get strong 
I appreciate my work since so many people buy 36 packs of beer that I get to lift into their carts or push down the register, makes me feel strong LOL
Also helps that I have to lift Baron every week who's almost 60lbs
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He finally rested somewhere. He fell down the stairs earlier when I let him wander the house.
lone fable
😭
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His feet are revealing how dirty kids are because he's just collecting filth.
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Uncle was all too happy to show off his new addition to his house. Griffin did not approve because he has like six sets of very steep stairs and he couldn't keep up with the kiddos.
lone fable
😭
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Got my workout for the week toting griffin around like an exhausted 40 pound toddler.
Hauling around my stinky old man dog as if he's my child
lone fable
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Hes honestly such a good boy but when you try to pick him up he doesn't know how to take it just kind of becomes a puddle of dog.
So he's not just the weight of a small kid, he's also incredibly awkward.
lone fable
so he's basically a ragdoll cat
cloud ruin
Pretty much. A really fat one.
Idk what he's mixed with because cotons are only supposed to be like 15 pounds
Maybe lab or retriever. Maybe a larger poodle.
Whatever he is, hes a fluffy floppy mess
meager salmon
1- at least he was a friendly bear
2- WHY WAS HE IN THE DEN IN THE FIRST PLACE IDIOT
cloud ruin
People are stupid.
lone fable
I wouldn't necessarily say friendly, I'd say curious with a hint of caution 😭
But yes, what she said
Because when he first shows the bear from inside the den and it did that little quick movement, I think that was either a start or a bluff
And then whenever he'd get closer it'd back away
Dude is fucking blessed it wasn't a mama with babies
Otherwise that video wouldn't have seen the light of day
meager salmon
Dude is fucking blessed it wasn't a mama with babies
Maybe it was a sad single male bear whose been unlucky with the lady bears in his area 😔
lone fable
It could've been a single lady bear
But if she had babies
He would have instantly been canned
lone fable
Ah okay
meager salmon
Some think it might’ve been trained so that’s prolly why the guy didn’t become its hibernation snack 😭
lone fable
Maybe
meager salmon
lone fable
Shxboacw
meager salmon
cloud ruin
Bears are just like very big aggressive dogs sometimes
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Sora is molting and I give up maintaining a clean, featherless house. I moved the trash barrel and it looks like a bird exploded behind it. I can visibly see them lining the hallway. They just drift like tumbleweeds
lone fable
😭
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I try to suck them up and they just blow everywhere
lone fable
Skcjsochwjskcg
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Its like trying to sweep up snow as it's falling. I'll just wait until she's done to vacuum.
lone fable
yee
lone fable
Pretty scarab
royal rain
https://fixupx.com/gecko28651371/status/1835087656231059487?s=46
i need this one to level up cyno 
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Little cousins got me sick 😭
lone fable
Rip
lone fable
Old man
cunning birch
lone fable
Cat
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"Wow, Lillie and Ollie are really close, they're practically touching!"
before I could finish the thought to say that out loud, one woke up and pecked the other
pulsar path
lone fable
She was doing such a good job, then she just couldn't help but shove her face into the tomatoes and take a bite 😭
Idk how I feel about her still putting the tomato chunk back in the jar and taking a smaller piece out for gaitlyn, only to put the rest she licked into the food
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Hello Mr Gull. You're a cute little bugger.
The car can't be shut off so I came to run errands. And seagull watch apparently
lone fable
oo
lone fable
yeee this was a cute video
royal rain
the snakey: aight, that's enough, imma outta here
lone fable
royal rain
lone fable
Aww
cloud ruin
Cool deer print. Also our land looks pretty rn
lone fable
Ooooh it does
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Our land is really cool because it's virtually untouched by humans.
You can look out into it from the neighbors driveway because the water breaks up the clearing
lone fable
lone fable
Yeee dogs are good
When I was younger my mom had a guy she knew rent out the room in our basement and he'd always do uncomfortable things with me, one was try and "wrestle" and my dog would always try and get in between him and I or try to jump his leg to get him off
Because he learned that if he did that, the guy would stop lol
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Aww, griffin really missed me today. Apparently he kept trying to drag my mom for walks and kept looking for me
lone fable
aww
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Hes gonna be bald but it grows back quick
I kind of wanna leave patches where his little sebaceous warts are because when they're exposed he finds ways to scratch them til they bleed
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Was just outside with griffin and heard a loud howl
I have never carried a 40 pound creature inside the house so fast in my life.
Just scoffed him up and booted my ass up the stairs
lone fable
😭
Yeah idk why but there's been screeching outside a few times a week and it's not the kind of screeching a person makes
Idk if they're wildcats or something else so I've just been waiting for the noises to stop if I let the dogs out later at night
I don't need to be attacked by a cougar or something
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I'm like 75% it was one of those owls that screams like a woman but I wasn't taking chances.
I really need to not be a dumbass and take one of my dads rifles with me or something
I'd prefer not experiencing the trauma of having my dog son mauled by wildlife
In other news, I've been plagued by nightmares about being rejected by people I care about through my life, probably having something to do with the time of year, since it's nearing the anniversary of one of my best friends in hs passing away
Today's must have been exceptionally bad, because griffin came in from my parents room (and humorously, pushed my Caesar wargroove plush off the bed onto the floor, he really does not like that similarly sized white dog doll) and sat on my chest and licked me until I woke up (and had an asthma attack because he blocked my sinuses lmao)
Now I'm awake and melancholy and my dog left me to sleep on the couch.
A 40 pound dog does not fit well in a twin bed. Which is why he stopped sleeping in my room lmao
lone fable
Our old dogs were 60 and 80lbs and both slept in my twin bed with me, I had to be the one to make room because there was no other choice in the matter to them
But yeah, I keep hearing different noises out in the trees at night and sometimes it might just be a squirrel falling out of a tree, other times it might be something walking out of the water, so I try to rush the dogs back in when I can
Thankfully Baron doesn't take 20 minutes to go to the bathroom anymore
And good doggo, he kisses you to let you know you're okay then leaves because he thinks you need space
cloud ruin
I've fallen out of my bed because of griffin before lmao.
He likes to sleep sideways across the bed, normally around my knees
And I'm so paranoid of squishing him that I try to give him space
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Thankfully Baron doesn't take 20 minutes to go to the bathroom anymore
Griffin does and his hearing is shit/selective.
Need to sniff every individual blade of grass
So I usually rush out onto the lawn in my oversized pajama pants that drag on the ground and have to tap him to snap him out of his sniffing trance
cloud ruin
Lillie is exceptionally violent today jesus
She pulled my sleeve into the cage like a little feral pitbull
Girl chill
If I weren't wearing a coat she would have had my skin for sure
Some people have an attack dog, I happen to have an excessively violent parakeet
lone fable
Sic em on intruders
pulsar path
50 bucks 
cloud ruin
Been a hot minute since I've seen a good ol steam fraud
royal rain
it doesn't get automodded somehow 
lone fable
Been a while since I've seen any in any channel
Sometimes it'll get automodded, sometimes the bot is stupid
royal rain
lol, it's been several hours, mods dont visit this channel 
cloud ruin
I'm sure golden and kc reported it somewhere.
I'll sic my attack bird on the bot, clearly.
cloud ruin
I stopped reporting stuff I didn't think I have to because my modmail dm likes to crash discord mobile when I open it
lone fable
Rip
cloud ruin
I've reported too many of these, apparently
royal rain
yeah, i also stopped doing this because, im no mod and got tired 
cloud ruin
I used to be staff so by nature I want to report it but it's less simple when modmail lags my app into a crash and no more staff channels
The welcome channel also breaks my shit
Too many gifs
Me: I should suggest that!
Bots: piss off
Considering server feedback hasn't been touched in a year, I'm wondering if it's discontinued
pulsar path
I'm sure golden and kc reported it somewhere.
I also have not
At this point I'm just curious how long it'll last
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I just told Cathy because I was inquiring about the suggestion bot being down 
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It might still rot there
royal rain
At this point I'm just curious how long it'll last
exactly!
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Account banned but message remained
royal rain
lone fable
It's fine as long as nobody scrolls up to click it
Out of sight out of mind as long as we continue to post our pets lol
lone fable
The little baby and his umbrella
pulsar path
NOOO THE SCAM MESSAGE IS GONE
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F
umbral crag
royal rain
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Friend
Caved and got griffin an appointment with my old boss because he's overgrown as fuck and I keep getting colds and can't do it.
lone fable
😭
How fucking fast does that dog's hair grow
You sent a pic like a week ago and he just looked a little floofy
cloud ruin
He grows like a weed my dude 😭 i have never had a dog grow as fast as him.
Our poodle was good for 6 months. Griffin needs a haircut like every 3.
lone fable
Dkdjwg
See I couldn't do that
I don't really like most small breed dogs for how much hair they have and how much grooming is required
cloud ruin
I mean some just don't need cuts.
I was actively working as a dog groomer when I got griffin
He was easy to maintain because I was doing it. But now I'm really too sick
Also he's a grumpy old man and needs a muzzle now.
He hates grooming
lone fable
Yeah fair
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If he weren't a bitch I'd suck it up and do it but he doesn't wanna stand anymore.
I know for a fact she has a harness for dogs specifically like griffin though
Frankly she's the only other groomer I trust to look after him and all his lumps and bumps instead of just going to petsmart
She was always really good with dogs and took time to care for their needs vs processing them like a factory
Where I went to school, they processed dogs like cattle and I hated how heartless it felt at times
She was the complete opposite when it came to working for her
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I'm so glad she had a cancelation. She wasn't accepting any new clients
It wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't bothered by his long hair but his neurotic ass starts pulling his armpit hair out when it gets too long
And he hates being brushed.
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JUST DROPPED A BABY GATE ON MY FUCKING TOES AT 1 AM
Griffins a big baby and tried to run up stairs so I put it up bug it fell wood part down directly on my toes 
lone fable
😭
royal rain
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I swear Oliver was meant to be a duck. I cannot keep this bird out of her bath. It wasn't plugged in and she made me feel bad by pulling at the spout so we lit a fire so she could use it.
Extremely Wet Parakeet.
lone fable
Aww
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She hasn't had a bath in like a month because I've been sick and it's been chilly
The second I filled it with warm water and put it down she was on it
lone fable
That's cute
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So griffin managed to scrape his sebaceous gland wart open last night
Heavy sighing
He just sat there picking it and scratching it with teeth and nails
Gonna beat him up for this. Why did he do this, it was healing. Almost fully healed. Now it's a pit.
lone fable
😔
I'd just banish him to wear the ring of death around his neck and cover all his paws in socks after cutting his nails
cloud ruin
Yeaaaah that's where he's heading. Ring yes, nails happening Thursday.
I already had to trim the hair down because the blood was just making a volcano of a scab
lone fable
Rip him
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The temporary solution found was finding the smallest t shirt we could (an old bike week shirt from when I was a kid?) And pinning it up with binder clips lmao
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He tried to kinda roll out of it for the first hour now he's just a depressed lump. But he was breathing kinda weird after a few hours of the ring of shame.
So he just has a crop top for now because nothing we had covered his shoulder enough and we don't wanna ace bandage his entire arm and chest to keep it safe.
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Hes such a happy bouncy little goof
He likes being outside for as long as he likes being outside then he turns into a big crybaby
But when he wants to be out there he's just bopping around
lone fable
Aww he's cute in his little sweater
cloud ruin
He rocks it so well I love how charming he looks
Its funny bc like, my old dog was smaller and he just became a statue even with a hat on. He wouldn't move. Griffin is just like "OK can we go to the mailbox and get the cookie the mail lady leaves now?"
100% unphased
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He looks like a little kid I love it
He actually had the zoomies today. I think he might actually like wearing clothing.
Its possible his owner kept his hair short and just had him in sweaters or whatever back in his old life
lone fable
Yeah, freedom lets me put whatever I want on him with no protest, but he likes his sweaters in the winter lol
lone fable
Awww the baby 
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He was apparently super good for her and I'm only slightly bitter because omg he's such a little ass when I do him.
I love how he doesn't care that he has the full doggy romper on
My mom was like "he's so cute I just wanna take him down to <local hardware store she bought the romper at> and show the girl who dug them out to thank her"
Of course, we are far, far too tired.
lone fable
Oh my god I can see Baron's breath inside the house
I can't tell if 63 is too cold or he's about ready to spew fire 😭
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Both. Clearly both.
Griffin is so cute
My mom and I crashed as soon as we got him home and i woke up to him snuggled up to me, head on my back. With his little Freddie Kruger jammies on.
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Too bad cute isn't a cure for stupid. I look over and he hit a TV remote with his front paws and hit himself in the face with the remote...
He looked down at it like it had wronged him.
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lone fable
He's been banished to full jammies
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He's been banished to full jammies
Hes banished to full jammies but he really gives zero fucks about them lmao. Its seriously impressive how little they bother him
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My mom asked for the groomers number this morning to personally call and thank her because of how cute he looks 😭
teal anvil
lone fable
Got him a ring for when we chop his nethers off in a month
Practicing getting used to it now so I don't have to deal with him instantly trying to take it off after surgery 😭
I 100% believe he'd be the type of dog to immediately try and bite the stitches off considering how quick he is to do that with just about anything
cloud ruin
Oh hey the ring of shame! But big!
Just be careful if he sleeps on a bed. Because griffin actually rolled off in his sleep once, the ring acted like a wheel and he couldn't stop himself lmfao
He was okay, scared us all though. We no longer wear the ring of shame to bed.
lone fable
He doesn't sleep on a bed he sleeps on the plastic bottom to a crate
He hates beds and blankets lol
In the like... 4 times I've attempted to have him sleep in my bed, he's only slept in it once
Every other time he's either spent an hour or two trying to get me to play or kicking me around trying to remove my blanket or crying because he wants to leave
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Griffin likes beds. But the ring worked as a wheel and he went whoosh
lone fable
Rip
No Baron likes to sleep on hard, cool surfaces
Any time I've put a blanket or bed in his crate, he spends an absurd amount of time trying to get it away from himself to lay down
But he'll lay on the couch for like 30 seconds before running off again
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I spent 20 minutes trying to unstuck Lillie earlier today 
she climbed inside of the sheets around the cage out of panic after flying and landing under her cage.
lone fable
😭
lone fable
Not sure why I feel this way, but he looks so regal with a donut around his neck
lone fable
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It looks like a floatation device
lone fable
Might as well be for his empty-ass head
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I got from locals and griffin skidded around the corner from being upstairs and I wheezed because he all but crashed into the wall
Chaotic stupid dogs 
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The entities on my bed are slowly becoming one another.
(He now wears Caesars color palette)
lone fable
lone fable
Brought freedom to the vet yesterday and he has both a skin and ear infection, so I need to give him a medicated bath twice a week and it's been so long since his last bath he's just sitting there waiting for me to come back/release him
cloud ruin
Aw poor baby
That tub looks exactly like mine does except the water is on the opposite end
lone fable
Lol
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I actually use human soap on griffin mixed with dog soap. We use hypo soap that actually cleared up his skin problems when we got him
cloud ruin
I'm trying to rest with a migraine and Ollie is just sitting there screaming
lone fable
Freedom's never had any problems or allergies so idk why there'd suddenly be a change now lol
I bathe him like three times a year since he doesn't really get dirty
cloud ruin
I sniffled and all 3 birds went flying
I hate these things my nerves are shot
THEY DID IT AGAIN GIRLS PLS STOP I HAVE A RUNNY NOSE THIS IS PART OF HUMAN
lone fable
wouldn't be dinner without a show i guess
meager salmon
lone fable
Baron was able to get within a foot of another dog today after an initial reaction
Cannot let them play with sticks together next time 😭
They're both apparently possessive over sticks
lime vortex
Jenova - L and Cloud - R
Big Final Fantasy fans over here. ; D
our cat passed but his name was Sephiroth.
They are Pomchi's
lone fable
awww they're so cute
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I love that omg
lone fable
So smol 😭
lone fable
He went to the parks again today and was a good boy™
cunning birch
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Friends
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Saw a giant turtle in the waterway near our driveway while I was on q walk.
Guy had to be like two feet long/wide.
He breached up out of the water and slapped his big fat tail down in a way that I thought it was some kind of huge lizard but no just a very old, very startled turtle
I'm like 80% sure he was bigger than griffin
Griffin promptly proved me right in his stupidity because he tried to climb the stairs and did a slow motion barrel roll instead I noticed the turtle because I was trying to stop him from falling into the stream
lone fable
Guy had to be like two feet long/wide.
Goddamn
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It was like watching a cryptid crawl out of the stream
lone fable
lol
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I turned around in the exact moment he was breaching out of the water and I literally went "is that an alligator"
Because he was bigger than the rocks he was climbing on. I'm pretty sure the drainage pipe is where he's been living and avoiding predators for probably years
lone fable
😭
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In retrospect it was very funny I've never seen anything but crayfish in that little waterway
lone fable
understandable
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Our old neighbor had a Yorkie who would go in and hunt them
Truly the only predator there.
lone fable
dhrseg
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Like literally, it's a crossing for deer, I don't think much is hunting turtles in a big pipe that runs under the neighbor's side of the driveway
Good for him for surviving long enough to be a fucking Torterra though
lone fable
I appreciate the fact he's
- Deaf so I can take a pic without him noticing
- He doesn't understand that a shower curtain is not a wall
It makes having him sit with the medicated shampoo for 10 minutes so much easier
Only hard part is listening to him cry 😭
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Griffin was so bad about medicated shampoo when we got him.
pulsar path
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Aw hello there
lone fable
Baby
pulsar path
pulsar path
lone fable
The snoot
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Dad sent a photo of The Lad while I was at locals
lone fable
it looks like a christmas photo from 2005
cloud ruin
It really does lmfao
cunning birch
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Trying to do IT in genshin and dying because my birds are throwing a fit out of the corner of my eye. Two of them are trying to flip the food dish. The other is sitting on the swing screeching
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He won't let me get anything done. Keeps putting his paw on my arm.
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True winner of the election is griffin. Dude got so many pets at the polls.
lone fable
Awww
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Ran into an old drama teacher from my high school outside, and one of the teachers aides. Also griffin got a free hot dog from the little consessions stand lmao
Griffin loves voting day now. He got all the attention.
lone fable
i think this is the first day since he was 4 months old where he's just lazed around the house for the most part with me, we even spent an hour laying on the couch with freedom watching videos on the tv before i ruined it by giving him his gabapentin for tomorrow
cloud ruin
Wait what's he on that for, does he have seizures? I'm all too familiar with that med.
lone fable
He needs blood drawn again tomorrow before he gets neutered and we didn't want to have to hold him down and put a muzzle on him again for sedation
So he's been prescribed gabapentin and trazadone to calm his ass down so he doesn't bite anyone
I kinda like him sedated, he actually snuggles
But he was calm today before ever giving him the meds, which was a surprise
Usually he's incessantly trying to get me to fetch the entire 8+ hours he's out of the crate
But idk, kinda like him drugged
Is this what it'll be like when he finally outgrows his puppy energy
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Its funny bc gabepentin is what they put my mom on for seizures initially
lone fable
Yeah, apparently it's commonly coupled with trazadone to ease anxiety and aggression
My grandfather was on it when he started threatening to kill us in his last couple months
lone fable
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split basin
my baby 
lone fable
Fluffy baby!
royal rain
naur way lei has a doggo
split basin
naur way lei has a doggo <:A_HuWowP:793185722521354280>
i do!
split basin
Fluffy baby!
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he just stays in the province cause im allergic....
but im stubborn and will keep petting him 
royal rain
oh snap! 
split basin
since whenn!
i think 2018-2019?
royal rain
split basin
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he's such a moody doggo!
royal rain
leitao is real 
split basin
last time i saw him he let me carry him
but when i visited on the weekends he acts like we havent met each other
runs from me and barks at me 
royal rain
runs from me and barks at me <:E_OMEGARAZOR:792525542171082783>
beacause he sees that you're actually amongus!
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meager salmon
Would you adopt
lone fable
Yes he reminds me of a chinchilla
royal rain
leilo & stitch
lone fable
Why is he tied to the window 😭
lone fable
Got a new bear for the dogs tonight and he's already dead
cloud ruin
Can finally confirm Kc is just as cool in person as she is online
lone fable
No u
thick remnant
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saur adorable
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This bird is a fucking MENACE
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The two siblings are acting like actual toddlers, beating up on each other. While Lillie just repeatedly tosses everything lining the cage onto the floor. This is my life now. Is this what motherhood is like? I'm so sorry, moms.
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Put the fountain down and Ollie was on it in literally 2 seconds. I hadn't even fully plugged it in and she was in the water. I think Ollie was a duck in a past life.
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Omg what little guys
cunning birch
split basin
YOURE <:A_JoyTao:808581396141441034>
meager salmon
lone fable
He smoosh
cloud ruin
How's he doin?
lone fable
He's doing fine, he just doesn't like being cooped up in his crate 23/7
He has meds to keep him calm but they only work for like 2 hours and he's back to jumping and running and everything that could tear out the stitches
I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tried biting them out at all
He gets angy when I put the cone on him
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I'm surprised the bear is still vaguely bear shaped awww
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The first two taps ahahaha
I take it the ring of shame didn't help much if he's back on the normal cone
lone fable
It's not that it didn't help, it's that he doesn't seem to really care to bother his stitches
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Good boy
cunning birch
I think my cat broke down🤣
lone fable
@thorny yacht he's doing fine
He's mostly healed from his surgery and is currently in a kennel for the next few days
cloud ruin
⚾ 🪓
lone fable
(What surgery? What happened?)
Neuter
lone fable
Yeah
Hoping he chills the fuck out at least a little
Once his hormones balance at least
lone fable
Brought freedom with me to my grandparents and he's doing well with my aunt's dog this time lol
Her dog keeps trying to play by bouncing up and down with his paws in the air and freedom just stares at him like "what the fuck"
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Poor baron got banished 😭 good doggos
I hope I actually get to make it for my family visits. Picked up a cold after pre-release on the 17th and I've been dog sick
lone fable
Yeah, I have no idea if Baron would even be able to learn to be friendly with him by the time I leave so I'd rather not spend my time off from work watching him like a hawk so he doesn't hurt Brady
Dude is gonna spend the next 3 days smelling freedom's crotch at this rate
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I hate that about holidays. It's not other dogs I'm worried about, it's griffin being a moron and slipping outside near a highway in a place he's not very familiar with.
lone fable
😭
Yeah no I'd be fine with Baron and freedom together, they're fine and they wrestle and don't bother people
But with Brady, I know freedom is okay around him but Baron has never met him before and I'm afraid he'd attack Brady if he met him the way he is now
cloud ruin
Like I know all our dogs are great but I don't trust the young kids to not do stupid things at the same time
lone fable
He keeps trying to play and freedom keeps standing there like "wtf is wrong with you"
lone fable
He does, but my family is concerned that he might snap lol
Either freedom will start wrestling Brady and accidentally hurt him, get too annoyed and hurt him, or he might jump on freedom and hurt him
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Got a new phone. It's strange not having thousands of griffin photos on demand. Gotta transfer them
Whoever killed the SD card slot on modern phones I have WORDS FOR YOU
lone fable
😭
Your phone doesn't have an extra SD slot??
Also got to see my aunt's new poodle, Elvis
cloud ruin
Your phone doesn't have an extra SD slot??
New one doesn't specifically. I guess it's kind of being phased out?? Which! Why
Also what a handsome doggo
I miss poodles. They've got such a unique plush feel
lone fable
Rip
And yeah, it's weird petting his curls
But he's very gentle and calm
Leaned on me a lot for butt scratches lol
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My last dog was a poodle mix and I also just loved grooming poodles because they feel so good
Griffin is soft but it's like, two very different textures
Poodles are like a velvet while griffin feels like cotton
I'm disappointed griffin won't be groomed all pretty if I make it tomorrow. I didn't even have time to groom myself all pretty 😭 today is the first day I've felt decent in a week or two
Hes super scruffy and I didn't even have a chance to bathe him
lone fable
Yeeee
No worries, he wouldn't have liked it anyway
Let him be scruffy and enjoy being able to be healthy for a little bit
cloud ruin
I know I know. It's just a mental thing. I'm a dog groomer, or was, so I feel like my dog should reflect my skill, but also, he's an old man who hates grooming and also I don't have the equipment to fully handle him anymore because he refuses to stand
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What kinda sucks is our furnace is dead so someone has to stay home with the fire for the birds. Probably gonna be my mom since she seems to have gotten my cold. Tempted to leave griffin with her because I'm still recovering and I'm not sure I'm up to an all day babysitting job where I can't ever relax because griffin doesn't sit still well there
lone fable
Good luck 😭
lone fable
It's nice he can finally just coexist with other dogs again, I just wish it didn't take me until he was 10 to put him through lessons for reactivity 😔
He could've had friends all this time
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Never would have guessed he was reactive with how chill he is these days
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His name is Worm and he's a mutt they had for a week. Unfortunately he went home before I got a picture
He was starting to get unruly so my cousin took him home
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I could not believe they named him worm
lone fable
Wormy
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I immediately thought of scaramouche. If only it was a dark colored dog. He's got like, shepherd style mutt coloring
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Let's not
lone fable
😭
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Was testing the new phone camera the other day and keep forgetting to post The Kids
lone fable
Best way to try and tire him out: make him find a stick in a leaf pile
Now do that 15 times until he stops listening and it's too cold to stay out
cloud ruin
Seat thief.
lone fable
lol
cunning birch
lone fable
tried to do a comparison photo for a 3 months vs 12 months thing but he wouldn't stop moving and staring at me lol
Sitting on the same bench as the puppy picture
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Can't even see the bench lmao he got too big
lone fable
was gonna do a comparison of this but he wouldn't keep looking forward when asked
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I love how much his colors changed
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I also love how he has a hole around his eye. Like a mask.
lone fable
lone fable
I also love how he has a hole around his eye. Like a mask.
That's why Nora calls him my raccoon lol
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I never really noticed it until that picture. Bro is wearing a ski mask
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God i love baron
Such a good boy
Griffin tried to bite me when I was shaving his pads today so I guess he's getting too old for my bullshit
cloud ruin
He doesn't like it no. I'll have to do it next bath.
Old boss is booked through January 💀
lone fable
Rip
cunning birch
Why did you wake me up? Xd
lone fable
yeah that tends to happen with dogs of two very different sizes lol
meager salmon
yeah that tends to happen with dogs of two very different sizes lol
Does that dog have a wart
lone fable
Is that a vet thing
Skin tags are something basically anything with skin can have
Including people, cats, and other animals
It's basically just a spot where skin kept growing a little faster than the rest and made a small mass, usually not harmful or a sign of cancer iirc
But he's had it for a decade and is still alive so
cloud ruin
Its only harmful if your dog starts ripping at them basically
Which is why we started putting my doggo in a sweater, he keeps tearing one off
lone fable
Or if they somehow grow too large and become an issue
cloud ruin
Yep.
Basically, theyre harmless until your pet is stupid and makes them a problem
Smaller breeds are also generally more prone to lumps and bumps like that iirc
lone fable
I sent the pics to my mom and she said he looks like a bear when he's sleeping
cloud ruin
He absolutely does lol
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lone fable
Aww
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My mom asked what he was and I immediately knew its a GSD because it immediately reminded me of baron as a wee baby
lone fable
It might be a malinois or mix too though
Especially since she has the full black face which is what I see most malinois with
Vanessa not adding the breed mention for the cute little bab 
Oh nevermind, I found it
She's a Belgian tervuran puppy
https://youtu.be/_PyrUPhZw2s?si=h6wp8X9rGvgYO_I1
cloud ruin
Nobody wins and everyone is wrong still absolutely precious
lone fable
Yep lol
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SO APPARENTLY LILLIE KNOWS HOW TO OPEN HER CAGE DOOR
I went out for acupuncture and we came home to her clinging to the outside of the other cage. I 100% closed her door before we left. She was in her cage.
The other cage was closed up too so she had nowhere to go
brave gorge
Funny goofy guy
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Griffin stole my Christmas gift I got from a friend 😭
A friend I've known forever sent me the leisurely otter Keychain plush for Christmas and I left him on the table when I went to go shower.
Griffin sitting here gently pulling it off the little side table and carrying him to his bed
I have reclaimed it but man I can't have shit without griffin finding it.
meager salmon
lone fable
is this the second one?
cloud ruin
Second time, third egg.
She had two the first time she laid eggs
Seems to happen like every 6 months
cloud ruin
If only. They're like, nickel sized lmao
lone fable
quail eggs
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Only just found a package because the dog found it first lmao thank you dog for being food oriented.
Fedex left a box of meat and cheese my grandma sent in some flower beds
lone fable
Lol
royal rain
i don't mind them
cloud ruin
I love frogs
My ma used to keep them as pets as she rescued them from my kiddie pool and nursed them back to health (because the kiddie pool had chemicals and they absorb them through their skin, so they were kind of hazardous to release back into the food chain)
lone fable
We had an albino African clawed frog for 17 years
cloud ruin
Ours were just normal grey tree frogs
Still cute though. Despite chlorine poisoning, some of them lived for a good 5-7 years.
Friend from locals came over yesterday and we watched Shin Godzilla.
Today the birds are being more unhinged than usual. I refuse to believe this is coincidence.
The second one is absolutely photos taken before disaster
(Ollie is inside Lillie's cage)
cloud ruin
Oh. Lillie laid a third egg.
lone fable
She's definitely a chicken in disguise
cloud ruin
Shes having them like every other day.
royal rain
lil chirpy