#・pets
split basin
dull wave
lone fable
the cutie
lone fable
My sister's puppy going to sleep
upbeat hatch
royal rain
the cat is so fuzzy 
lone fable
your cat is so fucking majestic i love it
glossy pollen
Hello 👋
lone fable
Hihi
pulsar path
Mangy white dog that you could chuck like 40 yards (affectionate)
thorny yacht
is he a packers fan or did you guys force him to be
No one of right mind would be a packers fan by choice
digital yew
My friends corgi
split basin
CUTIEEEEEE
digital yew
<33
royal rain
cockatiel! 
royal rain
frigid crescent
not my cousin filming my cat while im playing piano
split basin
i think your cat is having a music video moment
lone fable
Sleepy lil lad
thorny yacht
Sleepy boi fr
ruby falcon
dog
heady vigil
He was hiding
thorny yacht
thorny yacht
Yall mfs sleepin on the job
lime zephyr
my bad I just got off work ☠️
thorny yacht
A discord mod having a life outside of discord? Impossible
lime zephyr
kindred cloak
Mild stroke
lone fable
little alien
pallid reef
Food channel
pallid reef
Lily negs
fringe cobalt
she tried her bestest
pallid reef
grizzled sphinx
Why are your guys pets so cute oml, mine are legit nuisance to society... (Except yellow one)
split basin
Why are your guys pets so cute oml, mine are legit nuisance to society... (Excep...
this one is wild 
ionic meteor
Fluffy
acoustic shore
are you not allowed to show it here @crude warren ?
split basin
scam links 
royal rain
they got deleted by mods
safe rampart
my sister crocheted my cat a little sweater
thorny yacht
thats adorable
lone fable
My dog was able to make two new friends today, this one is my aunt's lab 
He also made friends with my sister's sweet little mutt but I didn't get the chance to take a pic before they went home
I'm so happy he can make friends now after years of dog aggression ;w;
dense mesa
split basin
acting innocent as if she didn’t spent all night trying to eat my hair last nigh...
i think she's innocent indeed
royal rain
split basin
been a while since i posted doggos here
this little one is named london and he took a trip with us 
wintry cosmos
So silly
crude warren
royal rain
why on chain 
thorny yacht
So the intrusive thoughts can't win
lone fable
Say hi to my new puppy, Baron
lone fable
KSBXOWNC
He's currently screaming bloody murder downstairs in his crate because I told him it was bedtime
split basin
lone fable
lone fable
He's gonna think this shit is prison for a few days until I can get him to think of it as a normal place to be 😭
YEAH HES TINY
HE WAS APPARENTLY THE RUNT OF THE LITTER LIKE MY OLDER DOG SOCNWOCNW
lone fable
But they get along fine as long as a play session doesn't start, since I'm afraid of my dog hurting him at 7x his size 😭
He still doesn't know what the fuck to think about him
While Baron just wants to play
My dog tried doing something he used to do with our old dog, which is gently nibble on his face/neck but I was still scared he'd accidentally hurt him
Told him to wait a few months
split basin
yeah it could be cute but since baron is still adjusting that might be worrisome too
hopefully we see them playing together soon 
lone fable
Yeah, so I'll be keeping a close eye on all their interactions and give both plenty of time to decompress when they get riled up
At least until he's bigger
thorny yacht
split basin
lone fable
thorny yacht
thorny yacht
split basin
lone fable
He's too busy eating a bone to respond
lone fable
lone fable
This is the smartest puppy I've ever fucking seen
After one day he's learned his name, how to sit, and is now already getting used to going to the bathroom outside
split basin
After one day he's learned his name, how to sit, and is now already getting used...
100% a good boy
lone fable
The look of disbelief on his face after he bit my other dog's face who then proceeded to roll him over on his back and push him around with his nose like Baron wasn't gonna get any repercussions for being a little shithead
He keeps running to me like I'm gonna keep him from getting nudged for biting my older dog 😭
split basin
he's starting to become silly
thorny yacht
The look of disbelief on his face after he bit my other dog's face who then proc...
Make sure to lock your doors, I might be tempted to yoink baron tonight
Also I'm happy you went with baron, such a good name imo
lone fable
Ah lol
lone fable
I succeeded in getting him to take a nap without protest again
split basin
thorny yacht
Should get Nap Time
split basin
saur adorable
lone fable
He's had like 4 nap times today but every other one he's barked and screamed for 😭
lone fable
These last two he's taken he's done inside the crate without making a peep
split basin
ooooo
lone fable
I put him in the crate first thing after adopting him and he panicked like nothing else because it was his first time leaving home without any of his siblings
So he panicked and screamed and ended up stress drooling in the crate for a good while, enough to absolutely drench himself
split basin
thorny yacht
lone fable
On top of peeing and pooping in the crate which I tried cleaning up halfway home
And now he just despises the crate
But I need him to be okay with staying in it so I can keep him safe when I'm asleep and at work
thorny yacht
!!50k
mental sparrowBOT
lone fable
And when I take him for car rides anywhere
thorny yacht
And now he just despises the crate
Yeah that was a bad play on your part to say the least
lone fable
Because if he isn't in a crate, hes crawling around everywhere being the curious little puppy he is which is dangerous for him because if I crash from being distracted by him his ass is getting SENT
split basin
oooo but when he's used to the crate, then you can leave him anywhere?
like assuming you guys are just in the house or something
lone fable
Yeah that was a bad play on your part to say the least
Yeah it definitely was, but I've spent all day trying to get him used to it and he seems to be doing better
thorny yacht
Yeah it definitely was, but I've spent all day trying to get him used to it and ...
Treats to brrr
Just not too many
Or else he’ll think if he goes in crate he deserves treat
lone fable
oooo but when he's used to the crate, then you can leave him anywhere?
Yeah, once he's used to it he can sleep in it at night and hopefully not have accidents around the house or get into mischief while I'm asleep, as well as be able to go to the vet and park and stuff since that requires me to drive him
lone fable
Treats to brrr
He isn't obsessed with food 
Unlike my other dog
He likes food but isn't insane for it
thorny yacht
Yeah, once he's used to it he can sleep in it at night and hopefully not have ac...
Why not let him sleep with you
lone fable
He likes attention more
thorny yacht
lone fable
Why not let him sleep with you
I would wake up with a pile of shit next to my face and a puppy smashed under my weight
thorny yacht
I would wake up with a pile of shit next to my face and a puppy smashed under my...
You roll around that much waa
lone fable
I've basically spent today feeding him his meals in his crate, gave him peanut butter in the crate, gave him a bone and made a rule that he can only eat it in the crate, and these last two naps I tried waiting until he was too tired to protest for sleeping in the crate
So far so good
lone fable
You roll around that much waa
I don't roll around a ton afaik, but I do tend to wake up facing a different direction and I don't need to accidentally crush him the day after I brought him home lmao
He's only like 10lbs
I'm like 160
thorny yacht
Im sure he would let you know if you got too close lmao
lone fable
I don't know if I'd wake up
thorny yacht
Put him by your pillow
thorny yacht
I don't know if I'd wake up <:A_WheezeTao:793919527208484924>
See i have a choco lab
I have no such problems
With a 110lbs dumbass
lone fable
And Baron is supposedly gonna be around 100lbs so he can sleep in my bed when he's house trained and big enough to not be crushed
thorny yacht
I wanna get a black lab as well
lone fable
Have fun if you do!
thorny yacht
My aunt n uncle came over from Hawaii with their black lab, she was like 6 or 7mo old so not supper puppy, but not full size yet
And her and my dog to along so well it was adorable
lone fable
Yeee
thorny yacht
However
lone fable
Mine has dog aggression, believe it or not
So he gets frightened when around new dogs he's never met before, because he's afraid they'll attack him
thorny yacht
I barely have enough room on my bed for me and my dog comfortably
lone fable
But after a slow introduction he can make friends and even relax around them
thorny yacht
It will be so fuckin hot with 2 dogs in bed
lone fable
It'll be warm in the winter with 2 dogs in the bed 
thorny yacht
So he gets frightened when around new dogs he's never met before, because he's a...
Oof
lone fable
Take it from someone who did that with an Akita and pibbul
thorny yacht
I have a brand new space heater in my room kek
lone fable
I save on money by having dogs
lone fable
Okay but they're worth so much
thorny yacht
I mean yes but
lone fable
And a space heater? It doesn't give you love and companionship
split basin
lone fable
Why get both when you can have one multi-thing
thorny yacht
Practically playing a gacha game when their a puppy
What 500 bill do i have to pay this month cause my puppy is a dumbass
lone fable
A dog is a portable love machine, space heater, security system, motivation for exercise (don't need a gym membership)
LMAO
thorny yacht
A dog is a portable love machine, space heater, security system, motivation for ...
Yes except the last one
split basin
HAHAHAHA
thorny yacht
I am lazy
And my dog is even lazier
Even tho hes a choco lab and should be the most active type out of all the lab types kek
lone fable
That poor cat 😭
thorny yacht
!!50k
mental sparrowBOT
thorny yacht
Frfr
lone fable
He really needed a break from the child
meager salmon
cutie
lone fable
split basin
thorny yacht
royal rain
i didn't get what's this until he wiggled the tail
thorny yacht
lone fable
He's such a handsome baby
lone fable
Yeee
Though it took me about 5 minutes and him calming down because it's nap time
split basin
dense mesa
How are you gonna move now
lone fable
I moved
I want him to take his naps and sleep for the night in his crate, so when he gets too tired to fight it I move him to the crate
It's worked wonders so far tbh
For him staying calm and just going to sleep instead of screaming his head off and gnawing at the cage bars
thorny yacht
lone fable
split basin
sudden wind
@violet cobalt
violet cobalt
<@610194870686187520> <:A_HuTaoHeart:803337674819764254>
@sudden wind 
lone fable
He's all tuckered out from staying up for 4 hours peeing in the house and chewing on my cabinets
He's such a cute little shithead
thorny yacht
He's such a cute little shithead
split basin
He's all tuckered out from staying up for 4 hours peeing in the house and chewin...
sleeping peacefully like he didnt cause such a ruckus 
lone fable
thorny yacht
lone fable
First pics with the new phone
dense mesa
split basin
1080p doggos 
lone fable
Yes!!!
Smol 1080p doggo has also made progress
He is now sleeping in the living room instead of the basement
If he continues to stay quiet in his crate at night, I'll move him up to the bedroom 
(I promise I'd have him in my room at the start if my neighbors didn't sleep right on the other side of my wall)
autumn atlas
Which phone
dense mesa
new phone
lone fable
Motorola g power
Finally have a phone with more than 32gb 
I downloaded genshin and still somehow have 76% storage left
It's a fucking miracle
dense mesa
is that ram or storage
lone fable
Storage
dense mesa
oo
ye i feel that
on my old phone i had to constantly manage my storage and couldnt really install any game apps
with the new phone ive been installing w/e i feel like in the moment and i havent had to worry about storage yet
it's been over a year
lone fable
Yeee, I was clearing the cache for YouTube, discord, and chrome every day because they'd cause my phone to give me an error message saying if I didn't clear space my phone would stop working and I was constantly at like 200-400mb left of space 
royal rain
First pics with the new phone
good doggo
lone fable
Yee
thorny yacht
Yeee, I was clearing the cache for YouTube, discord, and chrome every day becaus...
Wild
lone fable
Mine doesn't really bark ever unless he's in the crate and stressed
lone fable
lone fable
They're playing I promise
Even though it looks like the bigger one is going psycho
Baron just kinda throws himself at Freedom and jumps onto him when he's laying down and they start rolling around
royal rain
thorny yacht
Baron just kinda throws himself at Freedom and jumps onto him when he's laying d...
is freedom the name of your other doggo
lone fable
Yeah
My mom nicknamed him that when she babysat his litter for a week, we couldn't agree on what new name to give him so it kinda just stuck lol
lone fable
Lmao
She named him that because he got free reign over the house since he was the best puppy out of the litter
So he had more "freedom" than the others
He didn't pee where he wasn't supposed to, he liked cuddling up to you constantly and was super nice and gentle; while all the other puppies were hyperactive and destructive and rambunctious
Plus he was the only puppy our other dog at the time didn't hate, so he got to play with her
dusty scroll
bro is in his homeless era
royal rain
bro is in his homeless era
actually, he squats in some cat's mansion
lone fable
thorny yacht
dusty scroll
bro is in his homeless era
for some reason I felt like updating but I cut the messy behind ears fur and small bits of his fur that stood out and he looks kinda anxious now I hope I didnt overdo it :((
(pic obvi not from now cause I'm not filming an anxious dog but I gave him a treat :3)
lone fable
lone fable
what's that he's wearing
His harness so I can just clip him up to the leash without putting it on and taking it off every 20-30 minutes
It was nap time for him
But he doesn't seem to mind wearing it anymore
He chews it a lot less now
lone fable
Yeah 
split basin
split basin
CUTIEEEEE
oblique cliff
My cat just frickin ran outside the house and looked so furious idk what hes into 💀
lone fable
😭
thorny yacht
My cat just frickin ran outside the house and looked so furious idk what hes int...
Crack
royal rain
My cat just frickin ran outside the house and looked so furious idk what hes int...
demonic possession?
lone fable
Nap time again
oblique cliff
demonic possession?
i think so
lone fable
thorny yacht
stoic gorge
split basin
CUTIE PRINCESS
sudden basalt
She squish
split basin
lone fable
She's so pretty
jolly sleet
royal rain
gib her some treats
royal rain
discord gifted me 2 free super reactions, i never used them and then, it seems, they took it away
sand mesa
thorny yacht
that is indeed a kat
dense mesa
what about a kit
royal rain
kato
dense mesa
how come all the spam accounts joined over 2 years ago
are they hacked or is someone that desparate that they're willing to play the long game
lone fable
lone fable
I've only had him for a month and he's already grown so much
@cloud ruin look at da baby
He also grew lighter
cloud ruin
<@278674152406384640> look at da baby
Oh my god he definitely did. I just want to give him smooches
cloud ruin
I love giving my boy forehead kisses. He... tolerates it.
I give him a smooch and he gives me a "mom you're embarrassing me" growl/groan
lone fable
Same with my older one LOL
I tried giving him forehead kisses earlier and Baron came running in and jumping on our faces
lone fable
LOL
Nah, puppy breath is nasty
I thought he got sprayed by a skunk before I adopted him
I didn't realize it was his breath
cloud ruin
Griffin has perfect teeth (for what he has left anyways) but his breath is a nightmare
cloud ruin
He licks your face in the morning and it LINGERS
lone fable
😭
cloud ruin
Vet says he's healthy as a horse but THAT BREATH THO
lone fable
LMAOOO
cloud ruin
Idk what it is about little breeds but I never remember my lab having breath like my poodle and coton had/have.
lone fable
Yeah, I haven't had much experience with small dogs but our Akita, pitbull, and so far Baron's shepherd breath is going away and smelling nicer
Actually nevermind, I do remember my mom's friend had a Chihuahua with rank breath
cloud ruin
I literally don't remember my lab ever having bad breath despite being a literal trash eating stray in his early years
My two tiny babies? Their breath is like taking a critical hit
cloud ruin
He wakes you up all cute, but you need to immediately take a detour to wash your face where he kissed you lmao
lone fable
LOL
Aw noo 😭
Thankfully I never had to deal with that with any of my dogs
Think I'd lose my mind
cloud ruin
My poodle was rough and kinda smelled like fish all the time, but he had mad dental problems and barely any teeth left when he passed at 16 or 17 years old. Griffin is just weird
lone fable
Been texting my mom about his growth too and I'm wondering what her immediate thoughts were to my response lol
cloud ruin
Galaxy brain moment
lone fable
cloud ruin
Don't want to train? Simply CONSUME
lone fable
I started with the kitchen one, removed that because he kept eating it
Then he moved onto the living room one
So I had to remove that
Surprised he hasn't gone at the one by the front door yet
cloud ruin
Puppy damage is something else.
lone fable
I can get rid of them now since he doesn't really pee in the house anymore but it's nice to have a place to put my dirty shoes lol
Oh I got him to stop eating my drywall too
cloud ruin
Our poodle was like, super tiny because runt and he would just chew on the corners of every object he could
cloud ruin
Most of our tables and drawers have little tiny puppy nibbles everywhere
lone fable
He tries to eat the blanket when he's bored with his toys
cloud ruin
Pfft
lone fable
Or he tries to eat my kitchen runner
I'm just glad he isn't eating the drywall anymore because the moment I'd leave to go to the bathroom or something he'd run over there and start munching
cloud ruin
One thing I adore about griffin is just he's totally non destructive. Even with toys. He destroyed like two ever and that was it.
lone fable
I got out with him laying in the kitchen surrounded by drywall chunks that I had to panic clean after removing whatever was left in his mouth 😭
He hasn't destroyed toys yet, that's my older dog's job
cloud ruin
I would lose my shit if my dog started eating the drywall
That's a moment I don't think I'm equipped to handle lmao
lone fable
Skfaodbwg I don't think I was either
I kept putting him in time out in the bathroom
And bitter spray didn't do anything
cloud ruin
I had this favorite pikachu plush as a kid and when we first got the poodle puppy, I had gone to school and come home to find my pikachu's face eaten off. It took so many years for child me to forgive him for that.
lone fable
I tried covering it, out of sight out of mind, but he started ripping the tape off the wall to uncover it
So I just
Went to Lowe's
And fixed the wall myself
FREEDOM DID THAT TO MY FAVORITE WEBKINZ WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
cloud ruin
And bitter spray didn't do anything
Griffin is immune to this! Its great! He has this problem where he obsessively links himself and the bitter spray does not deter him at all
lone fable
He got my favorite panda plushie my grandparents got me when I was a kid and he ate its tail off and ripped open a leg and got slobber all over it
cloud ruin
FREEDOM DID THAT TO MY FAVORITE WEBKINZ WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
At least the pikachu was firm and could kind of be sewn lmfao, I can't imagine salvaging a webkinz
lone fable
Panda was never the same again
cloud ruin
My pikachu just looks like a zombie. He's seen some shit. But also at this point its like 20 years old and has lost most of its color. It truly looks zombified
It was so cute bc when we first adopted griffin, I had gone to work. When I came home, my mom was asleep on the couch and griffin was sitting there with the zombiechu, cuddling it. He went into my bedroom of his own volition and specifically picked that pikachu out of all the toys on my bed and nightstand
lone fable
AWWWWW
cloud ruin
I nearly cried because weeks earlier when the poodle passed I was holding onto the pikachu and bawling
And like the first time I left him, he went and found it
I literally was in such disbelief that I insisted my mom gave it to him
He did it one time and never has grabbed that pikachu again and it's coming up on 4 years since we got him, like next week actually
lone fable
Yeah my dogs have never done that
Mine usually just
Freedom grabs whatever toy he sees and brings it over to me to say hello when I'm home
Or used to, he hasn't ever since I got Baron
cloud ruin
It was such a magical moment. And like, griffin will now take toys but never that pikachu any other time lmao
lone fable
But does when it's time to go outside
cloud ruin
Honestly for a plush that's old enough to drink and survived puppy mauling, it looks pretty decent. Just dirty and old.
Griffin carries toys like they're his children and that's the extent of what he does with them. But like, if I order a plush or one comes as a preorder, oh my god he's impossible to say no to and I gotta sneak them away
lone fable
I think so too, can't even tell he got mauled
cloud ruin
Just that right cheek really, my mom managed to sew his eye and arm back on because child me was insistent that he be fixed or taken to a doll repair shop
cloud ruin
I was in 4th grade when we got the puppy and I was TRAUMATIZED by that experience lmao
Griffin was just vibing with his head on its body that first time I came home and I am still floored by it though.
cloud ruin
Aside from that I think my favorite griffin toy story is we were playing ball and it bounced into my dads huge ass work boots and he couldn't get it, so he just comes in the room a few minutes later in the happiest trot ever while dragging the boot by its front laces
lone fable
I was in 4th grade when we got the puppy and I was TRAUMATIZED by that experienc...
KSHDOWHCOWFA
Yeah our first puppy was when I was in middle school, roughly 11-12 years old
But she was 6 months old at that point
Freedom was a fun experience when I was 14
Because we got him at 8 weeks old and he was a fucking vacuum cleaner and would just suck up food so fast he'd vomit soon after
He had lots of issues with his stomach as a puppy so I'd often wake up at 4am to clean his crate
cloud ruin
That's what griffin does now 
lone fable
😭
cloud ruin
He is king of sensitive stomach. Gave me a stroke when we got him because he had eaten a Graham cracker my mom had dropped and his stomach sounded like it was attempting to summon demons
lone fable
Sjfneochwg
Yeah freedom's was less sensitive to foods and more he ate everything so quickly that his body refused to deal with it
But as he got older he got a stomach of steel
Bitch tried eating a light bulb one day and snacked on the metal part without breaking the bulb before we found him in the bathroom one day
cloud ruin
I had to emergency hotline my vet because his stomach was making sounds I had never heard from a dog. Or living creatures at all.
Oh my god???
lone fable
Because someone ||*cough cough * my brother|| left the door open
cloud ruin
Thankfully griffin has only tried to eat like, actual food.
lone fable
That's good
cloud ruin
Like he's realistically the most well behaved dog I've had, but boy is he dumb as rocks
lone fable
So was my aunt's last golden
There was no brain behind those eyes, but goddamn he didn't do anything bad ever either
cloud ruin
Head empty, no thoughts, gonna walk directly into the door
lone fable
LOL
cloud ruin
I have to push him out of the way when I shut cabinets and stuff because he'll just sit in front of them and stare
Same goes for the fridge, or the footrest on our recliner
lone fable
I tend to just say "move" and they back up
cloud ruin
He will sit there and let it smack him in the face before he gets the message to move
lone fable
😭
cloud ruin
Dog has mad skill issues when it comes to
- not being a big baby with the worst fight or flight I've seen in my life
- being a big clumsy goofball
split basin
defo, also handled now
undone depot
tyty
i always forget how to access the
ticket form
i was looking for it -- what channel is it in? i think i probalby hid it by accient
dense mesa
lone fable
Decided to see what Baron does when I walk Freedom, since he seems to always be at the door when we get back
He essentially just sits there the whole 7+ minutes until we get back, watching the door and waiting to hear noises to see if we're home yet
He walks away twice and always comes back to sit and wait by the door, I think it's the most well-behaved he is at any given time during the day outside of training 😭
lone fable
And he gets so happy when we're home
thorny yacht
And he gets so happy when we're home
bro was contemplating life
lone fable
I guess so
I'm assuming he does that every time I take Freedom out, so he must contemplate life at least 3 times a day
thorny yacht
also why dont you walk both at the same time?
thorny yacht
I'm assuming he does that every time I take Freedom out, so he must contemplate ...
me
lone fable
also why dont you walk both at the same time?
One likes to go go go, the other likes to stop and sniff everything and walk circles and bounce and chase and collect and
thorny yacht
ah
lone fable
So I walk them separately, plus one needs to go out every 40 minutes and the other likes being an indoor dog
thorny yacht
ah 2.0
lone fable
The one time I walked them together, I spent an hour trying to continuously untangle their leashes, so I think I'll wait until Baron has a reliable heel to walk them again
Which could be a little while
dense mesa
heel?
lone fable
The only pictures I have of that walk where they weren't tangled
lone fable
heel?
It's a common command in English to have the dog walk by your side instead of pulling every which way
lone fable
Yee
thorny yacht
The one time I walked them together, I spent an hour trying to continuously unta...
🤣
thorny yacht
The only pictures I have of that walk where they weren't tangled
lmfao
lone fable
Freedom is a byproduct of my understanding of how to train dogs when I was 15, Baron will be a reflection of my college years and training videos I've seen
lone fable
Dude's 11 now though, he's too stubborn in his habits for someone like me to break
lone fable
its gonna be real embarrassing if baron ends up worse than freedom lmfao
Man I fucking hope not, for now he's calm as hell, doesn't pull me in every direction, knows over a dozen commands reliably, and is very good when outside the house
Only thing he really does that bothers me when we're out is he jumps on the back of my legs when he's nervous/wants to be picked up for support
I'm trying to get him out of that
But he has a really good recall, better than either of our previous dogs despite him being so young, has already learned a reliable "leave it" if I don't want him eating something strange or chasing something (which he doesn't do anyway without it, but just in case), is good with stay
Etc
thorny yacht
good
lone fable
At the moment I want to focus on heel because he gets distracted really easily, understandably so since he's just a puppy, but it'll be very important if I want to take him out
thorny yacht
i think come/leave it are most important commands to train
i wish i did a better job with my dog
thorny yacht
At the moment I want to focus on heel because he gets distracted really easily, ...
yur
thorny yacht
And I wish I did better with freedom 😭
lone fable
But I can't change that unless I want to spend thousands training an old dog to break his decade-old habits
thorny yacht
heh
lone fable
Freedom isn't the worst thing ever, he does walk kind of okay on a leash and he's very good doing commands out in public, but he still is like
lone fable
"BUT MOOOOOOMMMM I WANNA SNIFF THIS PIZZAAAAAA"
*eats the entire fucking pizza slice he finds covered in dirt and ants on the ground *
Leaving me to look like I'm fucking attacking my dog trying to get it out of his mouth because he's severely allergic to penicillin and idk if that mold can grow on food outside
lone fable
It's a wonder how he's still alive this long with all the shit he's tried eating/has eaten ngl
thorny yacht
lmfoa
dense mesa
wow
lone fable
In other news
thorny yacht
thankfully mine doesnt try to eat random shit but he does like to snifftigate a lot
lone fable
They're play fighting
dense mesa
youre the most responsible dog owner ive seen
lone fable
Am I?
lone fable
LMAO
dense mesa
over here everyone with a dog ive ever met just lets them loose in the backyard and that's about it
lone fable
😭
dense mesa
i dont think ive ever seen anyone actually worry about their diet or teach them commands
lone fable
I mean, when I had him and our old dog Kaia, I used to walk them separately because he couldn't walk with her (he'd scream and yowl and act like he was dying even though we'd only be trying to take a walk with her) and I'd use it as an excuse to get out of the house
So I got used to just
Walking them at least once or twice a day, instead of just letting them out in the backyard
thorny yacht
ah
thorny yacht
you got the wrong condo frfr
lone fable
It makes adopting from shelters impossible since they all require a fenced in yard around here
lone fable
Yee
But the breeders I got him from didn't mind
Although, with how easy and short the process was, it still feels kinda sketchy 
thorny yacht
lone fable
They've adopted out plenty of their dogs, are registered with the AKC as official breeders, they are part of H.E.A.R.T. which is a breeding program that ensures your dogs are bred responsibly each year
thorny yacht
They've adopted out plenty of their dogs, are registered with the AKC as officia...
completely off topic but that reminded me of this meme lmfao
lone fable
Yet, they had me sign a 2 page contract, pay them the money, hung out at their house for 10 minutes to see the dogs, gave me like 1/3 of a gallon bag of dog food and told me to feed him 1/2 cup of food a day (which is 3x less than he should have been fed)
lone fable
Yeah
I still don't know how to feel about it
I thought I had chosen a responsible breeder, and there's a lot of dogs that are good and healthy from them, but the entire interaction left me a little confused 😭
lone fable
Still better than the local gsd breeder who uses less-prefered training methods and treats the dogs like worse livestock than the guy I got Baron from
cloud ruin
Oof
lone fable
Ye
cloud ruin
This reminded me, the place I got griffin from bought that old puppy mill space in the mall it seems.
dense mesa
Yet, they had me sign a 2 page contract, pay them the money, hung out at their h...
(what part of that is sketchy)
lone fable
Plus he sells the dogs at like $4500, at least I got Baron for $1800 😭
cloud ruin
This reminded me, the place I got griffin from bought that old puppy mill space ...
I was looking around for local shops that sold genshin stuff and discovered this instead. Which, good for them, but also, God I don't think I'd adopt from them again because griffin came with worms and almost died
dense mesa
idk much about buying dogs
cloud ruin
Yeah. My doggo had a clean bill of health but came with hookworms that nearly led him into an early grave
dense mesa
over here most of the dogs i knew people had were either random strays from the street or gotten from a family member after their dog had pups or smth along those lines
thorny yacht
where is over here
cloud ruin
The state kc and I are in doesn't really have a huge stray problem tbf
thorny yacht
lone fable
(what part of that is sketchy)
The contract was 2 pages, they didn't really ask me anything, I was given almost no information on the dogs, didn't get to meet the parents (or well, the father since I only figured out which one was their mom when she escaped her cage to see the puppies and he started calling her name, despite them saying we "meet the parents"), he refused to tell me what kind of food he fed the puppies and said to just feed them whatever i wanted, gave me barely enough food to transition him to a new food so he wouldn't be struggling with diarrhea for days, and told me to feed him 1/3 as much as he should have at that age and size
cloud ruin
Most places ship them up from foreign countries, or in my boys case, Florida
thorny yacht
wild
lone fable
over here most of the dogs i knew people had were either random strays from the...
When you get a dog from a breeder around here though, they're expected to be reputable and responsible
But the entire exchange felt very off, especially with the husband who was the one to interact with me
Since I emailed and was only in contact with his wife
cloud ruin
Love sketchy dog acquisition
thorny yacht
yur
thorny yacht
thankfully ive never had that problem
cloud ruin
My last dog was from a puppy mill because he was the runt and the owners deadass were gonna put him down because he wasn't eating. It was sketch as fuck and for a "purebred" toy poodle, we never got the papers from the place lmfao
lone fable
In the area we live, we don't have many strays
The shelters around here get most of their dogs from southern states
thorny yacht
our first dog (that we've had since i was around) we got for free, but paid 200 for his crate and a thing of dog food. and they gave us a full folder of medical history stuff. and the couple that had him before us was very good to him. so was an easy yes to get him
lone fable
Like I look at New England shelters and the vast majority of dogs are from Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, etc
cloud ruin
Yeah most are from southern states, I also see like, I see a lot of Mexico/southern America, and Korea imports
lone fable
Yeah
Our "first" dog was a shelter dog from South Carolina
Had no history on her
No info
She was just a street dog they took in and transferred from a kill shelter in the south
cloud ruin
That's how griffin is, despite being surrendered by someone down south
thorny yacht
our 2nd dog (my dog now) was from a family who lived in a trailer home but was in a good place, and spent like 40 minutes just talking with the wife and meeting max. and also got a full folder of medical history as well as food and crate. so was also confident with getting him. was only 180 too
idt i'd ever buy a new puppy 1) cause of the training, 2) cause of the price
cloud ruin
my first dog was free bc he was abandoned in an apartment building
Second was the toy poodle runt from the puppy mill and cost like 3.6k
Griffin was from a rescue and cost like 580? But we got the adoption fee refunded because of the hookworms.
lone fable
our 2nd dog (my dog now) was from a family who lived in a trailer home but was i...
Honestly that's super good and I think more than what most people get/care to get 😭
thorny yacht
yur
lone fable
And yeah, adopting from a shelter isn't cheap anymore either
thorny yacht
and funny enough i (now) live like 5min away from the place we bought him from lol
cloud ruin
Yeah its pretty expensive
lone fable
I remember we got Kaia from the shelter for like $275, because she was a puppy
But that's expected when everything raises in price
thorny yacht
ended up moving the the same city just ouside of it
lone fable
That's nice
thorny yacht
and funny enough i (now) live like 5min away from the place we bought him from l...
not in trailerville*
cloud ruin
Pit mixes are cheaper, but my mom has a nasty allergy to super short haired breeds like pitties, despite her adoring them
thorny yacht
But that's expected when _everything_ raises in price
true
wintry cosmos
cloud ruin
If we got one it would need to be bathed once a week minimum bc it's something with the dander and short needle like hairs. She gets mad hives and shit
lone fable
😭
cloud ruin
After having two haircut dogs, I dont think I could go back to shedding though. I do not miss the extreme amount of hair from my lab
lone fable
We got Freedom from my mom's friend who didn't spay his Staffordshire Bull Terrier that got pregnant 3 times by his neighbor's (supposed) Black Lab before he moved away and Freedom was from the second litter
I love him to bits but some of his mom was definitely in him which I never really liked
thorny yacht
After having two haircut dogs, I dont think I could go back to shedding though. ...
me with a choco lab
cloud ruin
Never would have guessed he had a black lab dad lmao
lone fable
Yeah, but if you saw his mom you'd never guess that was his mom either lmao
wintry cosmos
<:Joe_Cool:1168598742132326400> me with a choco lab
Show me rn :>
lone fable
He looks nothing like her
cloud ruin
<:Joe_Cool:1168598742132326400> me with a choco lab
I think our lab had some Pyrenees in him because the dude shedded more than any lab I've ever met
thorny yacht
Show me rn :>
wintry cosmos
Cow?
wintry cosmos
A big chonk choco
thorny yacht
I think our lab had some Pyrenees in him because the dude shedded more than any ...
dayum
wintry cosmos
you can really feel the chonk when he lays on you <:A_CryLaughTao:93370520593199...
I'll take that it's like a free weighted blankie
cloud ruin
Shelter labeled him as a schnauzer mix. But he's got coton de tulear cotton ass fur
wintry cosmos
Waaa a cutie too
lone fable
This is essentially what his mom looked like, but with less white on her neck
Same size as his mom too, who was about 1/3 his size
thorny yacht
Yeah, but if you saw his mom you'd never guess that was his mom either lmao
bro got both sets of recessive genes lmfao
cloud ruin
This is essentially what his mom looked like, but with less white on her neck
Sa...
Tiny ass dog wtf
wintry cosmos
Me when all my dogs and cats are from sidewalks or unwanted babies ;-;
thorny yacht
Shelter labeled him as a schnauzer mix. But he's got coton de tulear cotton ass ...
imma pretend ik what that is
lone fable
Yeah
thorny yacht
lone fable
imma pretend ik what that is
Funny doggo that is kinda rare
thorny yacht
Me when all my dogs and cats are from sidewalks or unwanted babies ;-;
but that means you get to love on them so much more
thorny yacht
Funny doggo that is kinda rare
ah
wintry cosmos
but that means you get to love on them so much more
I love them so much now I can't peepoo alone coz yknow we all have attachment issues now
thorny yacht
adorable
thorny yacht
I love them so much now I can't peepoo alone coz yknow we all have attachment is...
are you saying you take them with you when you go the the bathroom ??????????
wintry cosmos
are you saying you take them with you when you go the the bathroom ??????????
They'll cry I have no choice??? 😭
cloud ruin
It is a big floof breed. I took one look at this adoption profile photo and thought "that ain't a schnauzer but ok"
wintry cosmos
It is a big floof breed. I took one look at this adoption profile photo and thou...
HSHAHSHAH that one ear flying away
thorny yacht
It is a big floof breed. I took one look at this adoption profile photo and thou...
lmfaoao
how could you not adopt that tho fr
adorable
cloud ruin
We tried to get his sister too
wintry cosmos
Yes
cloud ruin
Shes the one in the background here
thorny yacht
im also scared to get another choco lab. i want another one except 1) i barely take care of mine (not like neglect but i forsure dont play with him as much as i should) 2) idk if they would look as cute as max does
cloud ruin
I will always be sad the shelter decided to adopt them out separate.
thorny yacht
i have yet to see another choco lab that looks as cute as mine
thorny yacht
Shes the one in the background here
aww
wintry cosmos
im also scared to get another choco lab. i want another one except 1) i barely t...
Can play with him in exchange for our snacks😛
thorny yacht
Can play with him in exchange for our snacks😛
mmmm bet
cloud ruin
This was the dog we had before griffin. The "purebred" puppy mill toy poodle
Died on valentines day 4 years ago after literally growing up with him lmao
thorny yacht
cloud ruin
This was the dog we had before griffin. The "purebred" puppy mill toy poodle
I don't have pics of my lab bc he predates phone cameras but I do have my old boss's dog who is the same supposed breed
thorny yacht
I don't have pics of my lab bc he predates phone cameras but I do have my old bo...
ooooh
cloud ruin
I nearly stole that dog bc my first day on the job was the day my dog had passed, so I went into work after
thorny yacht
reminds me i also want a scottish terrier sm as well
cloud ruin
You can really tell that my poodle was not a poodle when you look at that one lmao
cloud ruin
My boy was like 17 pounds, I think boss's dog was like, 6. I could lift him with one hand like he was a stuffed animal
cloud ruin
I don't have pics of my lab bc he predates phone cameras but I do have my old bo...
We are 90% sure one of his parents was a weiner dog lmao
That's why I say purebred in quotes
He was very chesty and very long
thorny yacht
lone fable
Dkcjwocbwg
cloud ruin
Also a total bastard lmfao
lone fable
The one dog I'd love to have if I didn't feel guilty for getting one would be a corgi tbh
thorny yacht
https://youtu.be/-zVCYdrw-1o?si=24ZuXfse9Kg9zFJO
also as sad as his condition is, you cant deny that isnt adorable lmao
lone fable
They're so fucking cute but I don't like how breeders elongated them like dachshunds 😭
cloud ruin
That dog hated everyone who wasn't my mom. She's epileptic and he was such a problem child when it came to getting close to her during seizure episodes
cloud ruin
They're so fucking cute but I don't like how breeders elongated them like dachsh...
Right??
lone fable
https://youtu.be/-zVCYdrw-1o?si=24ZuXfse9Kg9zFJO
Oh, one of freedom's brothers had narcolepsy
thorny yacht
cloud ruin
My dream dog used to be a husky until I became a dog groomer.
I no longer like huskies.
lone fable
He did more napping than any other puppy because he'd just be playing and suddenly pass out
lone fable
He had the same name as the dog in that video
Nah my mom nicknamed them to tell them apart
thorny yacht
maybe is a naming disorder
cloud ruin
Now, I think my dream dog is just... another coton mix. I am so spoiled by griffins temperament and I guess its a key thing with cotons lmao
lone fable
And Freedom was named that because he had more freedom around the house than the other puppies
thorny yacht
any dog names rusty has narc
lone fable
They would all gang up on him and fight him when he'd just want to be left alone, so he got to be in places in the house that none of the other puppies were allowed in
cloud ruin
Smart dog
lone fable
And when we took him in after my mom was done babysitting the litter, the name just kinda stuck
thorny yacht
if i ever get another choco lab i wanna name him mars or moose
idk which is a better meme
cloud ruin
Now, I think my dream dog is just... another coton mix. I am so spoiled by griff...
I think my real dream dog is a King Charles. Every single one I met in my career was just so absolutely precious.
thorny yacht
a what
cloud ruin
They always would fall asleep on the grooming table
lone fable
I want to possibly get an Akita on the future, since Kaia was an Akita mix and the loveliest thing on the planet, but I feel like they're a mixed bag and have seen they're harder to train because of their independence and I'd be afraid of training them wrong
thorny yacht
oh those
thorny yacht
not to my taste unfortunately but more power to ya
lone fable
The short dogs with curly underfur and long ears
thorny yacht
dogs on my to get list (i if i get the time and money someday lol) would be weiner dog, scottish terrier, choco and/or black lab, and a black poodle mix (idk the kind but my grandma had one that was very yapy but once she got to know you she loved you)
lone fable
I remember in college when a professor was telling us that they suffer from a disease specific to their breed that causes their (tw for upsetting info I guess) ||brains to leak out the back of their skulls|| because the head is being bred to get smaller and smaller with time and it's become a problem 😭
cloud ruin
Their disposition is just very cute. Every single time I groomed one it would fall asleep
Ugh yeah
lone fable
Their disposition is just vibes
cloud ruin
Theyre so chill
lone fable
They are the epitome of vibing
cloud ruin
We had 3 of them on one day when I was in school for grooming and they were so absolutely perfect. We kept them out with us at the end of the day while waiting for pickup.
lone fable
<a:bcaIceCreamFail:764167638003613736>
That's what happens when breeding goes a little too far, like with the breathing problems "squish faced" dogs have like pugs, or the back problems dogs like Weiner dogs get
cloud ruin
They were all named after Arizona towns and they were extremely memorable lmao
thorny yacht
wish they had never been made
lone fable
Then you got the dogs whose eyes are so bugged out they can't even blink 😭
Or so much skin that they easily get infections and suffer
cloud ruin
Or the "doodle" problem where people don't always get the coat type that's desirable and you have a lot of rejected litters
I regularly check petfinder and there are so many "doodles" with weird ass combo. And the hair type is almost always the one that favors the shedding breed
lone fable
Or the "doodle" problem where people don't always get the coat type that's desir...
And that, yeah
I think that's why my mom was trying to look for an f1b
She wanted the non-shedding type because she was so tired of our dogs and their shedding (freedom with the supposed lab, Kaia with the supposed shepherd lol)
She was looking for cavapoos but didn't want to pay the like $5000+ for one
thorny yacht
cloud ruin
I didn't think you could get a non shedding shepherd lmao
cloud ruin
Every one I've groomed shedded like mad
False tbh
Most doodles still have some degree of shedding.
thorny yacht
Mine didn't
lone fable
I didn't think you could get a non shedding shepherd lmao
Or a non shedding Akita lmao
lone fable
Your doodle was funny then
Because even though they have hair and not fur, hair still eventually falls out
Just like when we brush our own hair
It just doesn't fall out as frequently as fur does
cloud ruin
Griffin still even sheds. But his hair is like little wispy cotton fibers
thorny yacht
Well ye when I brushed/combed his hair
thorny yacht
But like not lab type of shedding
0 visable hair anywhere around the house/beds ect
Other than we we gave him hair cuts or grooming
cloud ruin
It also depends on the doodle. I have seen plenty with the other breed coat type or some weirdo mix in between
Lemme get my aunts dog real quick. He is the epitome of doodle fuckery
thorny yacht
lone fable
cloud ruin
He literally looks like a giant Scotty dog
Hes a larger sized dog and he grows straight long hairs that do shed, and he has a weird temperament. He talks all the time.
After years of trying to figure out what he is, I've realized he is exactly just a doodle. Some form of poodle parent bred to... God knows what tbh.
Grooming him is the weirdest experience of my life because he is a mystery.
Hes an amazing dog, except for grooming he turns into a gremlin.
His hair is some of the weirdest shit I've worked with because it's both thick and thin in different places and it's hair that just grows out straight and long like a scotty dog, but its soft.
thorny yacht
Hes a larger sized dog and he grows straight long hairs that do shed, and he has...
"He talks all the time"
cloud ruin
He has almost lab like hair in places too. He is just strange
He literally walks up to you and like, goes rowrowrowro in a higher whine. And then makes vocal sounds as you pet him.
He is adorable
Hes deaf and blind now so he just walks around talking when I see him.
thorny yacht
cloud ruin
His hair stops growing at a lightly shaggy length and he is just a big fluffy weirdo
thorny yacht
xd
cloud ruin
On the topic of dogs doing adorable things, griffin was such a sweetheart this morning. My mom and I both fell asleep on the couch but I guess she got up and he wouldn't go to bed with her because I was still here. Usually he goes to bed with her, checks on me (by running head first into my door if it's closed), then goes into her bed. Last night he stayed with me, then when I woke up and went to bed with me instead. Ig he left after I fell back to sleep
I was not expecting to wake up and just see the dog sitting on the other side of the couch
lone fable
He literally looks like a giant Scotty dog
AWWW THE BABY
cloud ruin
The entire family loves him, he can do no wrong.
wintry cosmos
Idk why he sleeps like this
wintry cosmos
He's chunky now
cloud ruin
Lillie bird you are the problem
dense mesa
is she making feathers out of it
cloud ruin
She's just. Playing with it. She likes to bite it. She likes to bite everything tbh.
cloud ruin
Also hi juca
dense mesa
hihi
lone fable
@meager salmon he eat
meager salmon
<@456226577798135808> he eat
He snack
lone fable
Freedom is trying to fucking sabotage his breakfast by taking out a toy and squeaking it over and over until he stopped eating >:T
And thanks, I figured red would look okay but I feel this one is too bright lol
I don't have many choices though at the store
split basin
that's baron??
lone fable
But I'm afraid I'm gonna bring him to the vet and he'll be 30 😭
No, no scale
I have a bag of dog food for comparison of weight
dense mesa
bwahahahaha
lone fable
Yeee
10 weeks vs 14 weeks
He's almost 15 weeks old now so he hasn't grown much since the second image
cloud ruin
He looks like a little Yorkie in the first image because he so baby 
lone fable
LMAO
Yeah
He's still "too small" for his age though, I just got back from PetSmart and the cashier told me they had a gsd who was 11 weeks old and was bigger than him so
I hope I didn't screw his growth too badly when following the advice of the breeder before his vet visit
Or all the meals he didn't want to eat
lone fable
This poor llama
lone fable
The fur near his butt is getting so wavy
lone fable
Surprised he hasn't gone at the one by the front door yet
he finally went for the one by the front door
cloud ruin
Welp
cloud ruin
My birds took a field trip the other day. It was cute. They all walked out single file like a bunch of school kids
cloud ruin
Just out near the travel cage. Exploring the coffee table.
dusky lake
This is mimi and mochi
The fully grey one is mochi
They are both nearly one year old
Their birthday is a few days after mine :3
dusky lake
nice yin and yang simbol
Lol
wintry cosmos
He loves this
timid rune
He loves this
Ayo. My cat looks like him
wintry cosmos
Ayo. My cat looks like him
Silly looking cats then
wintry cosmos
HHWHAHSHAHHSHA YOU'RE HELPING THE BABY WASH ITS FACE SO CUTE😭😭
timid rune
I can tell when he gets crazy, no one could stop him.
lone fable
He heard a motorcycle all the way out on the highway and decided that was enough to make him run over and jump on the couch to lay on top of us for safety
The older one is so comfy sleeping with his head shoved behind my ass
Idk why he does this but it's funny to me every time
dense mesa
He heard a motorcycle all the way out on the highway and decided that was enough...
chirstmas tree!
cloud ruin
Happy "birthday", little buddy
lone fable
The skrunkly
lone fable
Tried taking a picture of the Bois in my car after our walk today and got this shot of Baron giving Freedom the stink eye like he just insulted his mother and decided to act all nonchalant after
Anyway they got to play fetch together
split basin
Tried taking a picture of the Bois in my car after our walk today and got this s...
HAHAHHAHAHA
bro was side eyeing freedom 
lone fable
Yeah
Looking at him like he ripped the biggest fart
Or like a villain looking at their dumb-as-nails henchman after hearing something absurdly stupid come out of their mouth
wintry cosmos
🥹
lone fable
TOE BEANS