Duke University (2025-2026)

[modern thunder]

and it made a spreadsheet, so I js updated it with the actual results 💀

[slender canopy]

ohhhhh

i seee

Pluh gemini said I would get rejected from berk and la

💀

[plain plover]

down with duke

[slender canopy]

https://tenor.com/view/crine-im-crine-son-im-crine-anthony-mackie-tiktok-gif-10273212848663596705

[plain plover]

go huskies

sorry im praying on their downfall for my bracket

[slender canopy]

isnt harvard crimsons

[plain plover]

uconn

uconn beat duke by a three point shot

[slender canopy]

mmm

i thought uw is huskies

[plain plover]

and now my bracket is doing AWESOME

[slender canopy]

copper flag aint there no more

xd

🥹

〽️

[modern thunder]

tf is this emoji 💀

[slender canopy]

idk

@covert iron

i saw it in this guys user

and I was like dang is that a real emoji

[modern thunder]

ohh wait this is pretty cool

makes sense since japan created emojis

[plain plover]

MICHIGAN!

umich uses it on their posts

💙 〽️

like that is a common combo

[native steppe]

DUKE PLEASAAAAAASEEEE

[dim wadi]

i applied with my american passport bc apparently they only check passport status post enrollment and i can give up my hong kong passport if i do want to enroll

[slender canopy]

ye fr

[covert iron]

GO BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[dusty axle]

It was an amazing loss too

https://fixupx.com/SickosCommittee/status/2038400792512618646

Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee)

The Duke radio call of the UConn winner.

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[covert iron]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Bovada-WFT1NHa6K35YKuVyU2

[unreal hazel]

Guys does getting waitlisted from dku have a positive correlation with duke chances ?

😔

[covert iron]

what's dku

[unreal hazel]

Duke kunshan

[plain plover]

nope

dku and duke r independent

[unreal hazel]

Ic ic Thanku

[unreal hazel]

Ik ik but I meant like they must have something similar in style of admissions and fit

[plain plover]

nope

one is in china

one is in the us

[unreal hazel]

Oh thanks then!

Mb

[plain plover]

two different schools

ur good! dw

[slender canopy]

YESSSSSSSS

[hushed plume]

I didn’t get an interview am I cookedik

[pseudo belfry]

wait ,e neither

r u cooked wo interview

[slender canopy]

no

[limpid citrus]

I can't wait another 2 days

[late oriole]

no astro needed

for every 100 of us, 96 will be rejected

[native steppe]

You guys are acting like I would let you be rejected 🤦‍♂️

[limpid citrus]

Holy aura

[late oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/jaxon-smith-njigba-jsn-jsn-dunk-jsn-dunk-alter-angle-jsn-dunk-texans-gif-12688740632545077257

[exotic compass]

SEAHAWKS MENTION GO SEAHAWK TUAHS

[verbal patio]

cried for like 15 mins but its okay uconn is irrelevant

[modern swan]

Is there a correlation of Duke losing and me getting in?

[novel zodiac]

how much getting a Duke interview matter

[fresh turtle]

go like a few messages up bruh

[lavish hatch]

If you don’t receive one, you’ll explode and life is over

[lavish hatch]

If you don’t receive one, you’ll explode and life is over

Guys I feel like this question gets asked at least 100 times a week

It’ll be okay guys whether you receive an interview or not, it does not guarantee admissions

and you can get into Duke without one

[runic elbow]

Duke pls let me in

[lavish hatch]

There will be a turnover trust

[dim wadi]

focus on ur classes gng

🥀

die

[lavish hatch]

All ranked in the thousands

[red forum]

where you going

[frigid isle]

And the funny part is that the place prob gonna be taken by some '30 Stanford😭🙏

[dreamy snow]

Deadahh

Like yall decisions release tmmr

[maiden apex]

It only takes 1

[near dune]

That looks like my list

[native steppe]

This is so scary

All of us have already been decided

[hushed plume]

Replace anxiousness with gratitude

[modern thunder]

JHU unless I get into Duke tomorrow

[sick bramble]

me af LMAO

man im hoping they didnt defer my ass just to reject

[drowsy olive]

do I have a better chance if I got into DKU

I just need an acceptance to brag abt

😭

[crystal spear]

das me fs

jk I didn’t apply

[near dune]

Pleaseeee

[red forum]

good cuz i want to go to rice

yield her

for me

[opal hornet]

wait yes we need to know this

[modern thunder]

not rly idk

i heard like people who get into dku, it doesn't rly mean much for duke acceptance

[teal axle]

my last hope

0/12 is crazy

[dry magnet]

DKU is a separate school so

[modern thunder]

yeah exactly

[lavish hatch]

Are you attending dku

I forget

[dry magnet]

Waiting for them to respond to my financial aid appeal

[crystal spear]

no

isn’t dku like the Chinese satellite campus

[dry magnet]

It is a satellite campus

[remote oak]

out at 7?

[frigid isle]

Tomorrow

[exotic compass]

yooooo what 56% is insane

ik its only a few ppl but i thought itd be wayy harder given dukes overal ar

[dreamy snow]

Highest acceptance rate atp

[exotic compass]

what is kunshan?

i didnt apply to duke and lwk rlly regret it..but ill go for their law school to make up for it

[crystal spear]

satellite campus

[exotic compass]

oh thank you

is this similar to neu oakland/ny

[dry magnet]

It’s much more separate

[modern thunder]

I’m pretty sure their actual accept rate is less than 10%

Actually its less than 5%

I just looked it up

Last year was 4.6%

[dry magnet]

The acceptance rate for mainland Chinese students is lower I think

[modern thunder]

No it’s like a 1% accept rate for international 😭

China is higher

https://news.dukekunshan.edu.cn/campus-news/nearly-12000-students-compete-for-550-spots-at-duke-kunshan/

[limpid citrus]

Anyone feel like Duke's acceptance rate will be higher this round

Or did it already come out

[modern thunder]

Tomorrow

[limpid citrus]

I mean the statistic

[dry magnet]

WHAT

💀

I thought it was higher for international

[modern thunder]

Not according to that article idk 😭😭

[dry magnet]

It’s definitely not 1% acceptance rate

[modern thunder]

Yeah nvm I reread the article I thought 550 was the number of acceptances

It’s just their enrollment target

So yeah it’s definitely higher

[dreamy snow]

They said less than 5%

[limpid citrus]

Who is they...

[dreamy snow]

Thecollegenavigator

Lol

[limpid citrus]

Who is that 😭

[dreamy snow]

Shes on instagram

[near dune]

just give em my rejection

[lavish hatch]

my dot astro said that we'll be getting in

[vernal sky]

wat da fuck is the dot astro

i thought it was just because ur on separate devices apple vs windows

[lavish hatch]

i counted each pixel

[lavish hatch]

it says im in

it took me a good hour, but it was all worth it

[vernal sky]

????

what pixel

son😭😭

[lavish hatch]

of the dot

i also did interview astro

and roblox astro

where i plugged my file into a roblox game

[vernal sky]

april 1st is in 2 days

[lavish hatch]

lol

[mossy pier]

I can’t tell if this is a real Astro

[lavish hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/gülmek-komik-gif-12950352696137374051

[lavish hatch]

it is!

[mossy pier]

Hahahaha

[lavish hatch]

check it for yourself! the size of the dot matters!

[plain plover]

imagine applying to a school that CHOKES a 15 point lead 🤣 🤣

[lavish hatch]

if its smaller even by 1 pixel

[vernal sky]

wtf is the roblox astro

[lavish hatch]

oh i turned my file into a code and then plugged it into roblox

[plain plover]

oh u need to go to flee the facility and plug in ur app file

[lavish hatch]

yup

exactly what abba said

thats how we know that we are getting into duke

[dreamy snow]

Ftf my fav

[vernal sky]

i better see y’all’s full rides tmrw

[mossy pier]

Duke rejected me in ed do you think I’ll get in rd?

[plain plover]

i actually was playing flee the facility and was the beast 50 minutes before i got into harvard ❤️ flee = acceptance btw

[lavish hatch]

W

[dreamy snow]

This is the method?

[plain plover]

yeah play flee before decisions

they feel bad if u lose the round so they accept u then

[lavish hatch]

i yapped about my love for smells

[vernal sky]

right right

[lavish hatch]

and i got into penn on a full ride

(penn state)

[mossy pier]

how bomb does transfer apps need to be for like Harvard or is it just seat selectivity and they just choose normal competitive applicants

[plain plover]

ur mr perfume right

[lavish hatch]

ya

i am

[mossy pier]

full ride to upenn?

Crazy

Congrats

[lavish hatch]

penn state

thank you tho

[mossy pier]

still good

Penn state mogs upenn

[lavish hatch]

word

[mossy pier]

But screw them

They gave me 2+2

I got into CMU and unc bro I don’t deserve 2+2

[lavish hatch]

whats a 2+2

=4

?

[mossy pier]

u have to go to the other campus

for 2 years

Then transfer into

[lavish hatch]

🤔

[mossy pier]

Main

Later

[lavish hatch]

oh

[mossy pier]

Other campus is worse

And worse looks on job recruiting prrtty sure

[lavish hatch]

r u committing to CMU?

[mossy pier]

No I’m going to unc if I don’t get into Duke

I think I’ll get eaten alive by CMU rigor

[lavish hatch]

ah for what

you never know

[mossy pier]

Or maybe gpt is lying to me

[lavish hatch]

wait

[mossy pier]

I mean from what I’ve heard it seems true

I don’t wanna do extra quant work for no reason

I’m going for business and unc Kenan Flagler is stronger

[lavish hatch]

wait so if you're worried about the rigor

[mossy pier]

Then CMU Tepper

[lavish hatch]

why apply

i think that you'll be just fine at cmu if you matriculate

[mossy pier]

dude I didn’t even know what CMU was when I applied

[lavish hatch]

☠️

[mossy pier]

I didn’t know what unc was either

I was committed to Rutgers

[lavish hatch]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-patrick-star-jolly-happy-rainbow-and-sunshine-gif-11154688262827409004

well i only got into four colleges

so duke plz be my 5th 🙏

[mossy pier]

yeah but the issue is I think I’ll probably have a bad gpa

So no point of going to a prestigious school with a bad gps

Gpa

When I can do better at a slightly worse school

With better alumni network and better placement for my career

[lavish hatch]

mmm

okay

idk much about career planning\

[mossy pier]

only thing I lose is not being able to say I go to a t20

[lavish hatch]

i guess so

[mossy pier]

what’s ur major

[lavish hatch]

chem

chem + econ or classical studies

[mossy pier]

Yeah idk anything abt chem jobs either

[lavish hatch]

i have an internship for the summer so

ill be more exposed to that + med

[mossy pier]

I’m doing some

malicious stuf

stuff

to reapply

could be the highest iq pull ever

[lavish hatch]

im kinda worried about upenns pre-prof atmospherre

[mossy pier]

let’s hope this leads to Harvard if I don’t get into Duke

[lavish hatch]

i might be cooked ngl

[mossy pier]

huh

[lavish hatch]

praying 4 u

[mossy pier]

I’m so confused r u going to upenn or Penn state

Be honest

[lavish hatch]

o

penn state

[mossy pier]

I’m glad I didn’t get into upenn bro

[lavish hatch]

maybe you da real upenn

[mossy pier]

Penn states amazing but if I had to hear that joke 1000x

That would suck

[lavish hatch]

💀

i think that its quite funny, but i have 0 humor so

[lavish hatch]

its actually upenn sorry

[mossy pier]

its a bit funny

[mossy pier]

damn holy

Congrats

[lavish hatch]

thank you

the only thing i dont like is the college luuunch

😋

duke = good lunch 🤤

[mossy pier]

did u do m&t how will u do

Econ + chem

Or huntsman I forgot which one it was

Dual degree Wharton and arts and sciences

[lavish hatch]

i can apply at the end of my freshman year

i'd just have to make sure i meet reqs

[mossy pier]

hmm goodluck I heard it’s hard to transfer into Wharton

[lavish hatch]

ya it is

[mossy pier]

correct me if I’m wrong I don’t think u can do m&t and huntsman if u don’t get in originally

you’d have to choose chem or Econ but I don’t know specifically

it would void the benefits of dual degree prestige

[mossy pier]

IMO apply for Wharton idk how chem jobs work out but upenn for Econ is literally the best school u could go for and worst case scenario ur still doing chem at ffs upenn it’s amazing

[lavish hatch]

uhh idk

[mossy pier]

I hope Duke works out

[lavish hatch]

ya imma try to dual degree if i dont go insane my first year

thank you, you too

[mossy pier]

bud I was saying for myself 🤬

Kidding

[lavish hatch]

oh

lol

but yah i can dual degree @ CAS & Wharton

if i apply n have a good gpa

[mossy pier]

hard work

[lavish hatch]

n take the right classes

yup its quite hard

[mossy pier]

what were ur stats btw

[lavish hatch]

LOL

my sat ebrw was a 500 something

[mossy pier]

What

better then mine

I never took a sat lol

[lavish hatch]

my math sits around 700s

oh lol

i submitted my sat to penn

[mossy pier]

I did hardship waiver for Penn but I think by my outcome they didn’t accept it

[lavish hatch]

Aw man

[mossy pier]

You probably had higher sat than your school average I assume?

[lavish hatch]

yeah\

well other kids who applied to penn from mys chool had a 1490 and 1570

[mossy pier]

And they got rejected?

[lavish hatch]

but i somehow was the only admit

mhm

[mossy pier]

What were ur ecs like

[lavish hatch]

well one WL one RJ one ACC (me)

[mossy pier]

wait r u from Pennsylvania?

[lavish hatch]

2 jobs, tutoring, chem oly, thrive scholars, 1/20 out of 1k inc. cancer research intern @mass gen hosp/dana farber, volunteer @ an event w/ 400 ppl, founded robotics, founded religious org, class office

[lavish hatch]

nope mass

[lavish hatch]

tge cancer intern thing i updated them

• awards i did peeps (which definitely helped me out), yale book, random ahh scholarship, gates finalist and some random ahh collegeboard award

[mossy pier]

nice shit

[lavish hatch]

thanks

i wasn't a cracked applicant compared to the average upenn app

[mossy pier]

idk what went wrong w my application I think it was too much entrepreneurship

I think Wharton probably has a lot of those applicants

[plain plover]

the collegeboard awards everyone bashed me on for including 💔

[lavish hatch]

ummm idk it may have just been space : (

[lavish hatch]

LOL

They got u into harvard so

what now to those haters

😡

[plain plover]

exactly, take that a2c

[lavish hatch]

oh yeah

[mossy pier]

nah it’s chill I think god has a plan for everyone Wharton probably would’ve ALSO eaten me alive

[lavish hatch]

well i super'

d a 1230 to upenn so

if you'd be eaten alive id be obliterated

[mossy pier]

no trust me ur better off then me

[lavish hatch]

💀

[mossy pier]

I only got into CMU and unc cause of my business

[lavish hatch]

☠️ ☠️

"generated 500k"

[mossy pier]

hahahahaha

[dreamy snow]

I included that

[plain plover]

car detailing?

[mossy pier]

No

That’s my car

[lavish hatch]

the CB awards carried

[mossy pier]

I run a jewelry store

[plain plover]

oh so u have money

i see

[dreamy snow]

Lol

[lavish hatch]

😭

[mossy pier]

😂

[plain plover]

i drive a 2011 beater so 😇

[lavish hatch]

bruh

[late oriole]

So what’s the word on duke

[plain plover]

bad at basketball

[lavish hatch]

i receievd earlya dmissions

because of astro

dot astro

and roblox astro

[mossy pier]

I flip cars so dw im not paying 10 grand in car payments monthly ❤️

[lavish hatch]

bruh

id be mauled not u

i feel so stupid compared to other penn admits

i think i was meant to play beeswarm all day n be a chud

[mossy pier]

are u talking to me

[lavish hatch]

yes

[mossy pier]

I’m not academically smart well not that but I have no power to study

[lavish hatch]

forced to apply to t20s, born to play roblox and chud out

[mossy pier]

You’ll do good bro

Or do what I’m doing

I understood my incapacity

I’m doing deffered admission if they offer u it

[lavish hatch]

i was only accepted to 4 colleges

[mossy pier]

Study for a year

[lavish hatch]

and penn is the cheapest bc i received a full ride

uva is 9k/yr

my state schools are like 12k or something

[mossy pier]

but u could still do deferred admission right

Or no

[lavish hatch]

uhh i havent replied to their offer of admissions yet

i could check

[mossy pier]

You have to formally request it and have a valid enough reason

They don’t always offer but

It’s possible if it’s worthy answer

I’m only doing it cause ik i need the 1 year advantage

If you genuinely think u need that too then do so

But obviously don’t tell them that ur asking deferred admission cause u won’t be able to handle their rigor

[lavish hatch]

i cant through the portal

but idk if i would even want to

[mossy pier]

You email them I presume

[lavish hatch]

cuz i would js chud out all day

and do nothing but play roblox

• fomo of having a clean grad number

[mossy pier]

Im doing it so I can reapply

I don’t think unis have enrollment data bases for deferred admission students

or new unis that would check that

and I would get job experience

and study for a year

[lavish hatch]

'30 😍

[mossy pier]

and a full ride cause I applied full pay and now I’m eligible for basically full rides

[lavish hatch]

i have an intern with one of the biggest hosp & cancer institutes

[mossy pier]

Bro I’m gonna be 20 with freshman peers it’s brutal

[lavish hatch]

Oh

[mossy pier]

Why did I have to be a 19 year old freshman

[lavish hatch]

are you 19 now?

[mossy pier]

No

[lavish hatch]

oh

[mossy pier]

Not yet

I’m turning 19 in sep

[lavish hatch]

i c

well

[mossy pier]

Might just have to larp 19 to avoid held back rumors

😂

[lavish hatch]

😭

[mossy pier]

cause ik some people who are going into freshman year 17

which is crazy

[lavish hatch]

brah who cares

im going when im 18

[mossy pier]

Yeah true

[lavish hatch]

cz i am a may child

[mossy pier]

Also

[lavish hatch]

😇

ya

[mossy pier]

Deferred admission allows me to roid more

[lavish hatch]

steroids?

[mossy pier]

Yes

[lavish hatch]

oh

what

[mossy pier]

I’ll mog even harder in a year

[mossy pier]

I do steroids

[lavish hatch]

interesting

[mossy pier]

I’m weird

What a story it would be to get expelled from Duke for roiding

Please Duke I need this

[lavish hatch]

duuuke

idt imma get into duke

but imma record my decision anyway

[mossy pier]

I hope u do

[mossy pier]

Bro

My mom insists on recording and watching every decision

[modern thunder]

would u go to duke over upenn?

[lavish hatch]

thank you but im 99% sure id go to penn instead

altho i wanna tour duke

[lavish hatch]

if i find myself fitting more over there, possibly

[mossy pier]

Yeah unless u get a full ride I’d say quickly tour

See what rigor is easier and what class body and atmosphere u like better

Same level of schools regardless

[lavish hatch]

🤤

full ride

[mossy pier]

also look at 2030 admits

[lavish hatch]

ya i have been doing that

[mossy pier]

rest assured I will become Duke frat leader if I get in

[lavish hatch]

im gonna go to asu instead

[mossy pier]

I don’t wanna get mogged by state school kids

[mossy pier]

Same

What games on Roblox do u play

[lavish hatch]

bee swarm

❤️

and bee swarm only

❤️

[mossy pier]

I haven’t played in a bit but summer 25 I was addicted to

Untitled boxing

[mossy pier]

What’s that bro

I’m so unc I could say I lived to play the original murder mystery

And mad games

And that one game where u climb towers and find new swords

Holy peak

Roblox used to be so fun

[lavish hatch]

bee swarm = collect pollen----> honey

[mossy pier]

It still is

But not as authentic

[mossy pier]

Wow

[crystal spear]

who is saying this bro

difference between like 4.5% and 4.8% aint gonna change anything

[late oriole]

Fr bro

Might be even less

[maiden apex]

Did you know that the scriptor for jailbreak attended duke

[slender canopy]

bige dukkke

we got this

[slender canopy]

crazy

[maiden apex]

Crazy

[modern swan]

why are we talking about robloc jailbreak

😭 \

[dreamy snow]

Me

[devout kindle]

Gulp

[trim yarrow]

Hopping into the 500k Bugatti and crouching at the X to rob the jewelry store after a long day of multiplying fractions back in 2018

[bitter needle]

Please Duke I need this 🙏

[fresh turtle]

im int he same boat

[dim wadi]

please duke give offers to us who are still in the gutters instead of mfs who has hypsm lined up 😭 they are not choosing yo aah over ivies

[dusty axle]

What

After reading your messages I predict you’ll get into Duke

This is not a compliment

I kinda wanna chance people for Duke solely on vibes

One year I predicted somebody would get into Yale and waitlisted Duke by vibes

[dusty axle]

There is a type of person who gets into Duke

They’re usually like a2c attitude but not about a2c things

They often like sports and money

But they don’t like admitting they have money

Their school’s steakhouse definitely doesn’t exist bc they are rich

That’s why nobody tips at the steakhouse bc they are all so poor they can only pay $80 for a steakhouse meal on tiktok

If Duke loses sports they use A2C logic to cope

Duke’s sports version of yield protection is saying the refs hate their teams

The refs are BIASED against teams who WIN!

[fleet scroll]

how accurate was it

[dusty axle]

I was correct on both

[fleet scroll]

crazy

how do u predict a waitlist

[dusty axle]

I just know

This person seemed too nice for Duke so I thought Duke would let them on the waitlist at best

[frigid isle]

No Duke for me😔

[fleet scroll]

LMFAO'

[dusty axle]

Unironically

The Duke version of ts is tenting https://www.siliconvalley.com/2026/02/10/poverty-simulation-silicon-valley-inequality/amp/

Where the kids voluntarily live in tents for 6 weeks to see a basketball game

[prisma quail]

wait that's what I think as well

why are people so free to do slum simulations

[dusty axle]

What is this bullshit https://dukechronicle.com/article/duke-university-race-to-the-secret-spot-held-despite-icy-conditions-car-crash-concussion-krzyzewskiville-weather-policy-white-flex-tenting-20250130

The heavy snowfall and icy road conditions particularly impacted students commuting to R2SS. A car crash — involving a car full of Duke students — occurred on Swift Avenue, reportedly due to failed brakes and a lack of traction on the road. The car rear-ended another vehicle, resulting in one student suffering a concussion and being taken to the emergency room.

Cai, who was driving near the scene of the accident at the time and took her teammate to the emergency room, said that the crash involved a number of people on her team.

However, the rest of her team still participated in R2SS and ultimately earned a spot despite being down three members.

They got in a CAR CRASH and still ran for duke tenting

Tenting is my favorite thing to clown on ik way too much abt it against my will

[runic elbow]

Duke pls let me in

[unreal hazel]

Me too pls

I only got northeastern and stony brook

[dusty axle]

I wanna make a YouTube video abt tenting now

No I’ve never done it

But I don’t see any in depth explanations on it

[fresh turtle]

crazy story

[dusty axle]

If you wanna aura farm go into #💪-chad-rejects and write “Rejected from Duke (practicing)”

[restive rain]

guess me chat

[dusty axle]

I lean reject but if you’re full pay as an intl you may squeeze by with a waitlist

[fallow bronze]

white dot blue dot uni tn 7pm est

[dusty axle]

Same as the other guy

But closer to waitlist for you

To be clear this isn’t surveying which you have

This is like a personality quiz

MBTI but dots

Ykwim

[fresh turtle]

yk theres this uni in europe that ahs mbti test for aerospace entry bsc and the ask do you think defense sector is good... then take accepted students to push them into defense sector

also their answer rating with best weighting is defense is bad

[fleet scroll]

will this personality quiz act as a portal astro

[fresh turtle]

ya more reliable than slate

trsut

[dusty axle]

No

Don’t use it as that please

It’s against rules

We are trying to have fun

F is for following rules

U is for university

N is for never doing portal astrology

[fleet scroll]

[fresh turtle]

add that to the book of wisdom

[fleet scroll]

publish a book

with all a2c wisdom

[fresh turtle]

the book is too long

[mossy pier]

😭😂

[maiden apex]

This arrives quite hours before duke

Is this negative omen

[mossy pier]

Probably not

I assume they look for similar applicants cause of the proximity

Esp if ur oos

Atleast you know you’ll somewhat fit in the environment

[native steppe]

DUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hushed plume]

Duke pls

[lost kraken]

good luck guys

[bitter needle]

is duke last for most ppl?

[lavish hatch]

Iwat about me

[bitter needle]

or are there colleges coming out later

[dusty axle]

Idk you well enough

[lavish hatch]

Am I getting dookied on

[dusty axle]

Yes

[lavish hatch]

oh

It’s my last decision

[lost kraken]

duke is most peoples last hope

[frigid isle]

I have a question

[sturdy saffron]

how much is the instate boost for Duke

[lost kraken]

i dont think there is one

[maiden apex]

none

duke is prob the non-ivy t20 with most aura

[drowsy olive]

their yield is probably crazy low tho

[sturdy saffron]

my school had like 10 Duke eds get in this year

20 ppl total last year

idk if that’s a good or bad thing considering school comp

[crystal spear]

20 ppl going to duke alr isn’t normal so

you’ll be ok

[native cave]

there is

[lost kraken]

idk i was in state i didnt really hear/know about it

or it didnt feel like there was one

[native cave]

its very very very sublte/small boost

but duke does favor students from the carolinas

they even pay less money for tuition

i think its even free if u make under a certain amount

[blissful gust]

tonittes the nite

[fresh turtle]

wait so the finaid kids are separated from non-finaid kids right?

oh and portal changed

[restive rain]

lmao I forgot how much Duke dislikes aid-needing intls 😭😭

[fresh turtle]

no more checklists

[restive rain]

I’m excited to be done w this decision and put a lid on college apps tho holy

[fresh turtle]

fr?

oh well

im cooked

[proper ruin]

wait did u get into both yale n stanny?

[restive rain]

Well tbf every need aware school doesn’t necessarily like us lmao

[proper ruin]

holy aura 🥺

[restive rain]

AYYY ITS YOUUU

yesss 🥹

[proper ruin]

omg yayy!!

[restive rain]

Us robertson rejects are going places 🥹🤞🤞

[proper ruin]

BYE

my last hope for more money is being finalist for the angier b duke scholarship

but i know im not so its okay ❤️

[restive rain]

It’s rly interesting that no one got Robertson in a2c this year

Not even finalist

[restive rain]

Ayyy wtf u got this!! Gl ganggg

[blissful gust]

xd

[proper ruin]

yeah

[restive rain]

Nahh I got complete faith in u, finalist is cracked fr hope it works out

[proper ruin]

robertson was wild tho

[restive rain]

All I wanna know is how they used that group interview to choose kids

[vernal sky]

do u still have finaid checklist

[proper ruin]

they prob didnt

[vale ingot]

I heard they'd choose the top 2 out of 6 for semi finalists

But I swear that wasn't true this yr

[restive rain]

Oh yeah my group was highkey cracked that’s fair lmao

[sturdy saffron]

Under 150k free that’s why I rly hope

[vale ingot]

I know this has prob been answered over and over again but how much does no interview affect ur chances at Duke

[sturdy saffron]

oh yall applied Robertson

[vale ingot]

Everyone always said it didn't for Yale but ik it did looking at who got in n who didn't

[oblique stratus]

I fumbled that shit so hard ma

[native steppe]

I'm E equals MC scared

[oblique stratus]

Prolly my biggest regret throughout college apps

[native cave]

Yessir

[restive rain]

No way of telling but we’ll see in a few hours fr

[restive rain]

LMAOO me too 😭😭 I don’t think i did horribly but I got outshined so bad

[drowsy olive]

collecting Rs be like

[jagged marlin]

Gl all

[oblique stratus]

rs man

[maiden apex]

;

[wicked plover]

😬😬

[barren gull]

What is this blue dot white dot thing 😭

[native cave]

when does duke come out

[native steppe]

7pm eastern

[vivid prawn]

Good luck to everyone applying to Duke!!

[fresh turtle]

yeah

[green oasis]

hey

[exotic compass]

feeder??

thats insane what

r you priv school

[sturdy saffron]

nah public

it’s in the state

[fervent vapor]

heyy

is there someone who got waitlited at DKU around?

[fresh turtle]

guys for a change

im going to let my mum press the view status tonight

lets see if her hands bring me any luck

anyways gl gang

[craggy cave]

Ncssm

[mossy pier]

So smart

[viscid wind]

the ncssm overlords strike again

tell me why im doing my lab work and i keep seeing high schoolers entering and exitting 😔

[mossy pier]

I guess it’s confirmed

Everyone say congrats to me now

!

[mossy pier]

wait but I’m nice

steroids don’t make me evil

😔

[dreamy snow]

Real

Ncssm is cracked

[viscid wind]

residential hs will do that to you

also isnt there like an entrance exam

makes it rough when you self select for the top

[lavish hatch]

I GOT IN

[late oriole]

Nice congrats ma.

[lavish hatch]

🥹🥹🙏

[maiden roost]

Is it out?

[viscid wind]

7pm

[maiden roost]

thanks
that’s what i thought

[lavish hatch]

Nah it’s out

I got in

[agile owl]

if i got into berk and mich OOS do i have a chance at duke

• wl cornell

[modern swan]

Only an admission officer from duke would be able to tell you that based on what you submitted not us

[lavish hatch]

It’s all random

[agile owl]

Yea real

I’m just stresssing

[frigid isle]

You know

I'm not scared atp

I just accepted the fact I will get rejected

Mb it's for the nest. I hope at least my place goes to someone bright and all lost

[modern swan]

I think at the end of the day we are all going to be at the uni we were always meant to be at

[frigid isle]

I mean yeah

[mossy pier]

God is the best of planners

I’m going to unc anyways so I’ll be close to Duke

I might just larp and enter campus

Fake credentials

And convince faculty they made a mistake in the system

And forge an acceptance letter

[modern swan]

Yes your so right

[mossy pier]

And join classes

And

After a year or so

They cannot not admit me

[modern swan]

yo bro I think we get it

[mossy pier]

I bet IT would be so tired they’d set my own Duke account

[modern swan]

😭

[mossy pier]

No

U don’t

[umbral basalt]

Do Duke admission officers know if we got into the DKU campus ?

[mossy pier]

Not sure

I don’t think so

What’s the point of DKU?

I was kinda confused at so many applying

it’s like

amazing but

personally I don’t wanna go abroad

unless that’s ur thing

like nyu Shanghai is crazy

[umbral basalt]

It’s a mid campus ngl. But many internationals apply there as a « safety ».

[mossy pier]

imagine being born in Wyoming and going to nyu shanghai

[mossy pier]

is it easy to Geri n?

Get in?

[umbral basalt]

Easier than the main campus at least.

[mossy pier]

wait

is it easier to transfer

I don’t think so

[umbral basalt]

Idk about this

[mossy pier]

but I should’ve applied if it was

hey

[umbral basalt]

I don’t think it’s easy

[mossy pier]

Atleast thank god we’re not attending some northeastern satellite campus in Uzbekistan

[viscid wind]

no because there's like 0 way to predict anything off another college's result

[mossy pier]

99% acceptance rate

[viscid wind]

source: my friend got rejected duke last year and got caltech and stanford

[umbral basalt]

Never heard of someone who got into the Kunshan campus and managed to transfer to Duke. They only allow to spend 1 year at the Durham campus and that’s it I guess.

[frigid isle]

Atp

I got 19 rejections

[viscid wind]

it's virtually impossible as far as im aware

[modern swan]

a new source will be me rejected from every school I applied to but got Duke!

[frigid isle]

Nothing can really hurt

[dry magnet]

It’s actually one semester

[umbral basalt]

Damn

[mossy pier]

Damn

One semester is crazy

[frigid isle]

I'm ok with 20

[native steppe]

Case WL

This reminds me of how I saw a post asking if a Case acceptance was bad because strong applicants get waitlisted a lot

[dry magnet]

A lot of people think they can just go to DKU and transfer to Duke easily

[native steppe]

Is getting accepted bad 🙏🙏

[dry magnet]

But that’s not the case

😭

[frigid isle]

It was not ok to see them all stack up so quickly

[dry magnet]

They don’t because it’s separate

[frigid isle]

I tend to get too emotional recently

[umbral basalt]

Thank god.

[mossy pier]

Bro

What’s cmu Qatar

[viscid wind]

i feel like the number of ppl who this happens to is very low

[mossy pier]

Am I being slow I don’t remember this many international canpuses

[viscid wind]

not many ppl are willing to study internationally in hopes of coming back

[plain plover]

who would want to go to duke even

[mossy pier]

Me

[viscid wind]

a lot of ppl

[plain plover]

like why go to a school where ur basketball players stand and don’t even TRY AND BLOCK

[mossy pier]

I wanna go to Duke to mog

[plain plover]

A BALL

[plain plover]

i applied btw 😇

[frigid isle]

I mean I would go given the chance

[plain plover]

i’m not serious

[viscid wind]

glgl

[frigid isle]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-tb-tuberculosis-arthur-morgan-sick-gif-4076640020124019793

[viscid wind]

hope to see all u in the fall :)

[mossy pier]

@plain plover did u get into Harvard

[plain plover]

yeah

[frigid isle]

Ok

[mossy pier]

Blud go to Harvard wdym Harvard?

[frigid isle]

Abba applied

[plain plover]

if i get into duke u guys can have my spot

[mossy pier]

[frigid isle]

It's officially over

[plain plover]

i don’t want to get in

[mossy pier]

Congrats harvards crazy

[umbral basalt]

As far as I know, there is :
NYU Abu Dhabi
NYU Shanghai
NYU London (?)
CMU Qatar
Northwestern Qatar
Georgetown Qatar
Yale Singapore (not anymore)

[viscid wind]

there's also grad/med schools

duke nus

[dry magnet]

NYU London is just a study abroad location

[frigid isle]

If I get into Duke by some miracle I don't believe in

I'm gonna commit right away

[plain plover]

texas a&m

[mossy pier]

In my opinion I think there’s no merit to these campuses unless it’s in your country then idk maybe

[frigid isle]

Like I mean

[plain plover]

i’ve been seeing my friends and their frats with the cancer stuff

[frigid isle]

That's the best I will get

[plain plover]

have u been seeing them

on campus

with the fuck cancer signs

[mossy pier]

From what I’ve heard they don’t perform as well as main campus students for job recruiting

[dry magnet]

Different from Shanghai and Abu Dhabi, since those two are degree granting

[viscid wind]

Shave and buzz is going on rn

[umbral basalt]

I mean… CMU (Pittsburgh) doesn’t give aid to internationals whereas the Qatar campus does.

[viscid wind]

It’s like the largest fundraiser as far as I’m aware

[mossy pier]

Oh makes sense then

CMU was such a weird acceptence for me

[plain plover]

duke can’t even make it out the elite eight

bad school

[mossy pier]

I don’t know why I got in

[plain plover]

boo basketball

https://tenor.com/view/uconnwbb-uconn-huskies-ncaaw-wbb-gif-16154213336088845516

[late oriole]

I ED’d to CMU and got defer -> waitlist but got into some pretty decent schools

Super random

[umbral basalt]

And it’s way easier to get into those satellite campuses compared to the US ones since they accept way more aid-seeking internationals

[late oriole]

Or maybe I’m not that cracked

[mossy pier]

Super super random

My friend with a 1600 sat score

Got rejected

I applied test optional

[late oriole]

Damn that’s fire tho

[viscid wind]

I got waitlisted at my safety last fall

I thought it was jover

[umbral basalt]

Not random. Just too many factors are out of control.

[mossy pier]

Idk I still have a month to think it over

Whether to go to cmu or unc

CMU seems depressing and hard

[late oriole]

If I don’t get this it’s probably GT or Michigan or Udub

[viscid wind]

What major?

[mossy pier]

Tepper

But I heard

[late oriole]

Tepper is chill gng

[mossy pier]

They still have more quant

[late oriole]

I visited

[mossy pier]

Is it?

[late oriole]

Easily the chillest building

[mossy pier]

Bro

I was about to enroll into unc cause I thought it was hard

[mossy pier]

Yeah but in retrospect from what I’ve heard

[late oriole]

College is hard regardless

[mossy pier]

Tepper still has extra quant classes and harder rigor

[mossy pier]

Yeah true

but some schools have lots of deflation some have inflation

imagine being in Harvard before the 20% a curve

😔

Or like brown curriculum

[plain plover]

they postponed it

i’m safe

[mossy pier]

For how long

[plain plover]

a year 🫩

[late oriole]

Are you pre med ?

[native steppe]

r u committed to da ‘vard

[plain plover]

can’t until i get official financial aid package

[native steppe]

Not out yet?

[plain plover]

no i have mine

it’s unofficial

they want me to give more documents

[modern swan]

i heard that if we do 10 push ups and spin around 10 times then open up our duke decision we will get in

[dry magnet]

I’ll do 20 pushups and spin 20 times for good measure

[lavish hatch]

ABBA and I will be attending dukes admitted students event

As well as the others in here

that believe in blue dot Astro

[hushed plume]

I’m so confused I just want clarification, tf is blue dot Astro

[vernal sky]

the blue dot on ur application portal

which just varies by what device u use 😭

don’t believe in blue dot astro

[lavish hatch]

A blue dot means you’re accepted

Red dot means it’s over

[mellow shore]

A white dot also means you're accepted

[lavish hatch]

Hi lpa

I do remember u now

[mellow shore]

Hi!

[near dune]

please just acc3pt me i need full ride

[mellow shore]

yeah, you are the chem + ling guy that applied rea to princeton right?

[modern swan]

ain't no way we this down bad we have turned to blue dots

[lavish hatch]

Ya

I got into Penn

[mellow shore]

nice

[lavish hatch]

Rejected from princeton

[mellow shore]

ayee congrats

[lavish hatch]

It’s all a joke

Or is it

[frigid isle]

Hi LPA

Didn't see ya in a while

[mellow shore]

Hi!

[frigid isle]

How did ur decisions go?

[mellow shore]

rejected from all US colleges lol

Duke is the last

[frigid isle]

🫂

Me too twin. Almost

[mellow shore]

got into KAIST tho

[frigid isle]

Damn, that's cool

I got KU Leuven, F&M and University College Dublin

https://tenor.com/view/yuta-ryu-uro-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-5251107039929604519

[mellow shore]

Nice nice

[frigid isle]

I actually wanted to receive an american education

But hey

[plain plover]

omg i just got into duke! there is a giant red dot that says my family is being held captive? must be financial aid related @lavish hatch

[frigid isle]

You can't win everywhere in life

[mellow shore]

Full ride?

[unreal hazel]

Dw I also only got like northeastern Boston (that too with first sem study abroad ) and stony brook 😔

[frigid isle]

No

[mellow shore]

vro u are domestic,

right?

[unreal hazel]

Nope

[native steppe]

Guys I see a flashing dot alternating between red and blue outside my house. Is this Duke admissions??

[mellow shore]

damn

nice

[unreal hazel]

Thanks but I feel sad ngl 😭

[mellow shore]

u shudn't be

those are great colleges

[unreal hazel]

I mean northeastern is clowned upon

😔

[mellow shore]

stony brook is goated for physics

[unreal hazel]

True but I don’t prefer it being a commuter school

[mellow shore]

Boston is also very nice

[unreal hazel]

As a town yuppp it’s goateddd

[mellow shore]

https://giphy.com/gifs/impostor-bro-thinks-hes-on-the-team-who-invited-my-man-blud-uC2GioVe4nyjE47wMJ

Bro you cooked

[unreal hazel]

Thanksss a lot ! Needed it, feeling down lately ngl 😭

[mellow shore]

wait why tf do we have 6 mutual friends

[dreamy snow]

Yes but its not hard at all

[mellow shore]

I may know you

[unreal hazel]

@frigid isle btw i remember u telling the chat ur Ukrainian, u can look at the Budapest institute of tech and economics provided elections bring in a different Hungarian govt more supportive of Ukraine in general

[unreal hazel]

Wow

[mellow shore]

yeah so I am the phods mod lol

[unreal hazel]

Orzzzz

Physics oly guy

?

[mellow shore]

yeah

[unreal hazel]

That’s goated

I failed INOI the only time I gave an ino 😔

[mellow shore]

issok

[lavish hatch]

WAIT LET ME CHECJ MY FIANCIAL AID ASTRO

Oh no

It means execution for us all

[unreal hazel]

Gl for the decision tho!!

[mellow shore]

thanks

[unreal hazel]

It’s very cheap tbh, like 50x-70x cheaper compared to us schools tuition wise and their programs seem decent (actually quite good tbh )

[lavish hatch]

Can someone chance me?

[unreal hazel]

Idt it’s allowed

[lavish hatch]

1600 sat 2x isef gold medalist ipho winner

Cured lung cancer

[mellow shore]

I alr know u, around 6-7%

[unreal hazel]

🥀

[hushed plume]

Blue dot means accepted ?

[unreal hazel]

😭

[lavish hatch]

Founded Harvard university

Icho winner

[unreal hazel]

Great Ec

[lavish hatch]

Generated 1B in revenue

[unreal hazel]

*ec

[mellow shore]

Dad Will Donate a Building

[lavish hatch]

Founded MIT

[unreal hazel]

Decent ec

[mellow shore]

Sorry, not passionate enough

[lavish hatch]

uhhh built a hospital by hand

Created 5 trillion wells around the world

[mellow shore]

Doesn't meet our institutional needs

[native steppe]

You MIGHT have a chance at even being able to click the link to apply to your local cc

[unreal hazel]

Song for some relaxation guys in stressfull times https://youtu.be/V_f_r5YE12I

[snow vault]

Why not all four years ISEF gold medalist?

[modern swan]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

[snow vault]

All our students generate that on a monthly basis

[modern swan]

I dont 🙁

[barren gull]

what did yall apply for

[jagged marlin]

Trinity

[barren gull]

what major i mean

[jagged marlin]

Economics

[unreal hazel]

Math

[jagged marlin]

Is this ur guys last decision as well

[unreal hazel]

Nope Maryland hasn’t released mine yet

So 2nd last

[restive rain]

yes so ready to be done w ts

I’m opening w friends tmrw morning tho cuz they wanted to be involved 😎

gl yall!

[golden cipher]

what time does Duke come out

[viscid wind]

7pm