University of Pennsylvania (UPenn) (2025-2026)

[harsh locust]

u know this whole thread

[tame iris]

mysterious ahh

[tacit elk]

afterquery experts 💀

[tame iris]

what does htis mean

[frank berry]

whats ur major

[verbal drum]

gender studies

[royal crater]

💀

[tacit elk]

that i think him + his company are 💀

[tame iris]

💀💀

[verbal drum]

of course this dude makes a ai startup bro

what do i expect

[tacit elk]

actually no i think ppl like spencer

[verbal drum]

everyone doing some ai shit

😭

[tame iris]

LOLLLL

[verbal drum]

half the time its gpt wrappers

[brazen coral]

Why is it always the Penn thread

[tacit elk]

and i think he’d admit his company is a grift

[tame iris]

wait i wanna know what the penn kids think about him

[tacit elk]

what they do

[tame iris]

i heard from our deca advisors he was a nice guy

🤔

[brazen coral]

I can read the thread

[tacit elk]

yes i think he is i think ppl like him

[brazen coral]

Some of you are lying abt your school and major

[tacit elk]

just made a bad company

[tame iris]

oh my

[frank berry]

whats that?

[brazen coral]

Others of you are discussing not a2friendly things

[tame iris]

oh no

[chilly stream]

Which silly guy is lying abt their school 😭

[brazen coral]

Soup

[torpid merlin]

what

[verbal drum]

gender studies

[harsh locust]

wharton applicants are not a2friendly

[torpid merlin]

that's an insane accusation

[tame iris]

oh my days

[brazen coral]

If he’s not lying now abt Miami then he’s been lying for the last 2 months abt Penn

[verbal drum]

i was joking bro

[tame iris]

LMAO

😭

[torpid merlin]

how do you know he didn't go to both

[harsh locust]

wait did quack actually come back

[brazen coral]

Idk

[harsh locust]

that lowkey felt like a huge coincidence

i dont wanna get some random guy banned

[brazen coral]

Bc I said so

[harsh locust]

😭

[tacit elk]

he’s also almost as cracked as me 🥱 but he just missed it

[tame iris]

aight man wrap it up

[verbal drum]

i was joking fyi

i did not do gender studies at u miami

[tame iris]

😭🙏

[chilly stream]

!dg

[lone salmon]

https://i.imgur.com/1P9TZme.png

[tacit elk]

fax he lowkey not even close

🥱

[verbal star]

people who joke about gender studies revolt me like that is the most basic ass reused joke i can think of

[verbal drum]

sorry

[tame iris]

whats ur name i lowk wanna stalk u

[tacit elk]

doxxing illegal

[tame iris]

soup u jus got clocked

⏰

[tame iris]

not if its self-doxxing!

[torpid merlin]

i agree

it's disgusting

[harsh locust]

bro what

[verbal star]

the sexists get clocked by their own comical ineptitude

[brazen coral]

Also this is so not true you’re not gonna tell me you’re intimidated by the age group that asks a2c for dating and social life advice

[verbal drum]

i was joking again

[brazen coral]

Not allowed sorry

[frank berry]

how hard was it getting accpted at wharton

[verbal drum]

i dont know how the mba is

[harsh locust]

did not know wharton produced jokers

[torpid merlin]

dam

[tacit elk]

that’s all you’ll get out of me

[verbal star]

next job palantir owner

[tame iris]

oh my days ur bio is the one i laughed at earlier

[brazen coral]

Can you put A2C on that second company

[tame iris]

polyjammerous

[tacit elk]

boooooo

[tacit elk]

yeah

[tame iris]

bro ur NOT mysterious ur NOT nonchalant

[verbal star]

fits the credentials

[worn moth]

how nice of a linkdin. providing gambling for americans

[verbal drum]

@tacit elk whats ur major

[brazen coral]

I think there should be a betting ring for which college decision will be associated with the largest crashout of the year

[tacit elk]

Will A2C hit 600 bans this month or not? @brazen coral

[harsh locust]

mit

[worn moth]

fits penns values of profitablity lol

[tacit elk]

too hard to resolve…

[torpid merlin]

upenn would not be on there

[brazen coral]

That would be lame bc it won last year

[verbal star]

its not going to be rice we're all nonchalant

[tacit elk]

ai

[torpid merlin]

its the most chill

[harsh locust]

mit or columbia

[tame iris]

can i place my personal bet rn

[tacit elk]

no

[brazen coral]

Sure

[tacit elk]

palantir is very different

[verbal drum]

u serious?

[tacit elk]

everything i do is good for world

[worn moth]

penn just making everyone wait awhile

[tacit elk]

yeah

[tame iris]

i think the wharton guy would hae a big fat crashout if his ed doesnt go good

[verbal star]

all the capitalists are the same to me /j

[tacit elk]

😡

[worn moth]

wait why are they making us wait if there done already?

[harsh locust]

guys*

[verbal drum]

is that new

[tacit elk]

palantir is communist company

[tame iris]

u know the one im talking ab

LOL

[tame iris]

yes

LMFAO

[harsh locust]

u dont know for sure

[torpid merlin]

@brazen coral how did the decision reactions for UPenn look last year? also do yk why UPenn ED has the lowest rate even among like harvard, MIT for this server

[verbal star]

huh good point 😭

[tacit elk]

not particularly been around for almost 2 years now

[brazen coral]

I have a ranking of the t20 colleges except it’s by how much their a2c members annoy me

[harsh locust]

i dont

[verbal drum]

is it actually useful for internships

how is recruiting

[dull canyon]

brown, a lot of people ed'ed there based on last years result so they have high expectations which I think are gonna come crashing down

[round elm]

Hi

[harsh locust]

oh hi

[tame iris]

maybe the one with it three times in their name

[verbal star]

chloe how low is rice

we're so nonchalant

it's unfathomable

[torpid merlin]

oh we must be at the bottom

[worn moth]

true they could also not be done and defer some of us cause they couldnt read it in time

[tacit elk]

internship recruiting is not nearly as much about major as it used to be

[frank berry]

what is the gpa for getting accpted at Wharton

[tacit elk]

buddy who is WE

[dull canyon]

just had it, recommend 10/10 but depends a lot on what ur side dish is

[torpid merlin]

XD

[tacit elk]

YOU are not US

[harsh locust]

is that actually how people get deferred that doesnt sound accurate

[verbal drum]

are you doing front office?

[round elm]

3

[torpid merlin]

well the future wharton student

[worn moth]

positive infinity

[brazen coral]

This was how UCLA looked during a false alarm

[harsh locust]

3.67+

[frank berry]

whats so funny

[brazen coral]

The kids who apply to brown are usually pretty chill

[tacit elk]

well i was a quant at morgan stanley and jane street doesn’t have a concept of front office

[worn moth]

some colleges receive so many apps they run out of time to read it i think im not sure

[harsh locust]

ap score releases were worse

[round elm]

Guys choose Penn it’s the best

[brazen coral]

There’s an archetype

[verbal drum]

oooh quant gotcha thought u were in IB because of MS

[round elm]

I ❤️ sigma nu

[tacit elk]

never

[dull canyon]

Brown itself is pretty chill tbh, it's anti-uchicago

[harsh locust]

bro cant be in wharton saying ts

[tacit elk]

aw hell nah

[torpid merlin]

^^ chloe

[round elm]

Hell yea

[worn moth]

i beg of you lawd let me in ill donate my first years salary

[chilly stream]

Sig nu invited the welcome week band twin

[mellow tusk]

m applying to both 💀

[dull canyon]

econ?

[brazen coral]

Idk maybe Penn is better at sniffing out annoying people than the other schools

[round elm]

CHOOSE WHARTON

[mellow tusk]

yeah

[harsh locust]

ew no

than wharton

[round elm]

Nhcm!

[verbal drum]

penn nursing

[harsh locust]

the aos were glazing it

[tacit elk]

#1 nursing program in the world tbf

[torpid merlin]

broski 💀

[chilly stream]

Everybody drops

[round elm]

Did anyone here do PEEP

[dull canyon]

please dont turn into an evil neo-liberal calling for deregulation in ten years time, other than that best of luck

[harsh locust]

deadass

[torpid merlin]

that's wild

[round elm]

I am cheering on my peep baddies

[harsh locust]

yea

[brazen coral]

Would you prefer this outcome

[royal crater]

yea

[round elm]

Anyone else pls get rejected

[harsh locust]

OMGGG

[verbal drum]

ill have you know everyone goes to huntsman because we got the most bougie study places

[harsh locust]

🥰

[tame iris]

ohhh myyy days what IS this

[royal crater]

which cohort

[round elm]

U better get in

[torpid merlin]

wtff??? happened

[round elm]

Love my preparers

[harsh locust]

1

[round elm]

Preparers

Peepsters

[royal crater]

SAME

[mellow tusk]

mb ill j take over the world isntead

[tacit elk]

penn is #1 in most and top 3 in every type of medical field whether it be raw med school, top in vet, dentistry, nursing, etc

[dull canyon]

LMAO

[round elm]

If ur in peep and applied ED ur probably getting in

[royal crater]

i sure hope

[harsh locust]

oh damn i didnt know they had good vet thats cool

[harsh locust]

well thats not hjow it works..

[round elm]

Umm yeah it is

☺️☺️

[harsh locust]

lowkey dont know how they let me in

[royal crater]

what mine was so gud

[round elm]

Maybe they lowered the standards this year then…..

[dull canyon]

bro i moved to NY middle of my junior year so never knew about anything 💔 i am gonna kms

[round elm]

🫩

[royal crater]

😭

[harsh locust]

they had like 500 kids this year

[royal crater]

ye 250 each

[harsh locust]

i think

[round elm]

Well..

[royal crater]

butnlast year too no

[harsh locust]

idr

[round elm]

Pray for a #DEFERRAL

Jk

It’s fine

Have faith

[harsh locust]

we go big or go home

[dull canyon]

deferral gotta be worst

[torpid merlin]

realistically thats what's gonna happen

[dull canyon]

imagine being edged for 4 more months

[torpid merlin]

idk why penn has so many deferrals

[harsh locust]

slide ig

[royal crater]

wrdbruh

[royal crater]

u in the gc or nah

[tacit elk]

idt they do at least compared to other schools

[harsh locust]

yea

[tacit elk]

pretty normal amount

[torpid merlin]

for the a2c server

dude

[royal crater]

dude then we proly r added

LOL

[torpid merlin]

A2C Discord
Early Decision (42 applicants)
Accepted: 4 (10%)
Deferred: 17 (40%)
Rejected: 21 (50%)
Regular Decision (125 applicants)
Accepted: 10 (8%)
Waitlisted: 24 (19%)
Rejected: 91 (73%)
Penn
All decision types (72,544 applicants)
Accepted: 3,530 (4.86%)
Rejected/Waitlisted: 69,014 (95.13%)

[chilly stream]

Harvard defers like 80% or sum

[harsh locust]

i dont have that many from gc added

[torpid merlin]

see

[verbal drum]

better then being edged just to be hit with a fat rejection

[royal crater]

actually me either tbh

[round elm]

Was this 2024

[dull canyon]

like if u get rejected atleast its over and u can look at other places, with a deferral they gonna stab you twice

[harsh locust]

last year

[torpid merlin]

yes

[round elm]

Wait not me being one of the 4 accepted ED

[harsh locust]

4 is lowkey crazy i feel like some just didnt votre

[brazen coral]

Took them 60 votes before they got a single acceptance

[harsh locust]

dang

[royal crater]

wait did u see the ivy roadmap guy

[torpid merlin]

bro maybe it's the wharton mentality

[round elm]

Lmfao

[royal crater]

in the gc

[torpid merlin]

abandon all the day 1s

delete all discord servers

[dull canyon]

I refuse to believe Umich is THAT hard

[chilly stream]

I didnt cuz i was sigma

[round elm]

Wait wharton ppl are so kind

[harsh locust]

ok bro

[round elm]

Don’t believe the stereotypes

[brazen coral]

When everybody is applying oos engineering

[harsh locust]

holy propaganda

[chilly stream]

Ts is false 💔

[dull canyon]

they shared the news on linkedin and not on discord

[round elm]

Im nice

[verbal drum]

right

[royal crater]

😭

[chilly stream]

Dont listen to the false prophet

[torpid merlin]

fr 😂

[chilly stream]

Im mean

[round elm]

Outlier

[torpid merlin]

thats why u apply ross

[royal crater]

whens ross ea

[verbal drum]

isnt ross more competitive

[dull canyon]

yeah isnt that a top business school too

[torpid merlin]

shhh

[verbal drum]

its honestly

[chilly stream]

Allat js to get a wharton mba later on 🤣

[verbal drum]

respectable\

how the hell did umich become a target

i have no clue

but respect to them

[dull canyon]

students in Cali, Georgia, Washington and mich luckiest mfs of all time

[harsh locust]

pause umich is a target

[verbal drum]

yes

[torpid merlin]

ross is rlly high

on the list

[verbal drum]

somehow

[royal crater]

did u apply the flyin

[dull canyon]

their engineering department is really popular too

[royal crater]

lol

[torpid merlin]

do u think ross or stern is better

[verbal drum]

i mean

i would pick stern

[torpid merlin]

hmm

i feel like ross might be more fun

though

[round elm]

Eww stern

[torpid merlin]

but idk

[verbal drum]

yeah

[torpid merlin]

better quality of life

[dull canyon]

ones gonna cost u 25k p/y, anothers gonna cost u an arm and a leg

[harsh locust]

stern always the second choice im crine

[verbal drum]

yeah no stern is terrible culture wise

[royal crater]

stern environment sucks

[torpid merlin]

exactly

[royal crater]

the city sucks

[torpid merlin]

idk if i wanna spend 4 years

in that culture

[dull canyon]

NYU is unfortunately full of losers

[verbal drum]

Wharton>Columbia>Stern>Fordham

[verbal drum]

yeah its super cut throat

[royal crater]

no dyson?

[verbal drum]

and the stern curve is badddd

[torpid merlin]

@verbal drum i was thinking of dropping columbia

too many essays

[verbal drum]

dyson lowkey a semi target

[torpid merlin]

wt do u think

[round elm]

Transplants certainly are ☺️

[verbal drum]

bro

ucant be serious

its 150 words

[royal crater]

isnt dyson 2nd

[verbal drum]

just lock in and do them bro

[torpid merlin]

what???

they have like 6

dude

wdym

[royal crater]

its like 900 words total

[verbal drum]

oh my gosh bro ts isnt that hard

[royal crater]

not bad

[harsh locust]

just start writing now

instead of being on a2c

[dull canyon]

most of them think they are the greatest itw 💔

[verbal drum]

BRO U LIT DID ROSS

[royal crater]

yea ross had a portfolio

LMAO

[verbal drum]

ROSS got like 1500 words and a picture

[dull canyon]

transplants give the city color rahhh

[torpid merlin]

yeah but for those i was very straight forward

for the ivies

[royal crater]

😭

[torpid merlin]

i need to write better

i think

hmm

[verbal drum]

u just sneak dissed ross

😭

[royal crater]

arent u supposed to start with the good essays

[torpid merlin]

bro no its cuz its business

[royal crater]

so u can reuse

💔

[torpid merlin]

business u can be straightforward and businessy

[verbal drum]

i guess bro

i guess

[torpid merlin]

columbia might be more metaphorical

and

weird

idk

[verbal drum]

ngl your fried

[torpid merlin]

yeah

[verbal drum]

its 900 word brotato chip

[torpid merlin]

dude i have 17 schools

oh well

[verbal drum]

just copy paste

[torpid merlin]

yeah im doing that

[dull canyon]

columbia lwk great if u wanna be in the city and at the same time have a gated community

[verbal drum]

NYU's supp can lit be used for one of columbias

columbia is what stern wishes it could be

[harsh locust]

i hate ts disagreement supp

[royal crater]

honestly yea i like columbias environ more than nyu

[torpid merlin]

wild

[torpid merlin]

THIS IS THE PROBLEM

i hate the disagreemnt

prompt

[verbal drum]

bro such a light supp just talk about a random disagreement

[harsh locust]

im just too nice i never disagree w people

[harsh locust]

i cant think of anything that isnt basic or written about already ermm

[royal crater]

theres a disagreement prompt..

😭

[harsh locust]

its optional

[torpid merlin]

same

[royal crater]

no fr

[verbal drum]

my friend lit wrote about a disagreement in her lunch box color

[torpid merlin]

no its not??

[torpid merlin]

is it optional??

[royal crater]

i chose 1

lol

[harsh locust]

oh um...

[royal crater]

😭

[verbal drum]

not for stern

[harsh locust]

wait let me brainstorm

hold on

[dull canyon]

i disagree with people all the time and usually challenge them to fist fights when they dont agree to my specific version of socialism, whats the prompt though

[torpid merlin]

wait

its not optional

wdym

[verbal drum]

just write bout some random shi

[royal crater]

it is optional

[harsh locust]

above

[royal crater]

it says

[torpid merlin]

the columbia disagrement prompt is required

[verbal drum]

it is

[torpid merlin]

right

[royal crater]

oh

that nyu

[verbal drum]

no its optional

[harsh locust]

wait but likeeeee

it cant hurt u

[verbal drum]

but if you dont do it then your not getting in

[harsh locust]

if u write ab sdomething generic

[royal crater]

yeh just do it

[verbal drum]

so its a soft mandatory

[royal crater]

yea

[harsh locust]

technicallyy

[dull canyon]

i found brown's essays the most fun

[torpid merlin]

where does it mention optional

[royal crater]

i think yales short essays r gud

[dull canyon]

found out more about myself than I knew

[harsh locust]

lil bro

[verbal drum]

that is not nyu

[torpid merlin]

im talking about columbia dude

not nyu

[royal crater]

nyu has one supp bro

[verbal drum]

bro

[torpid merlin]

nyu is easy

its js one

[verbal drum]

thats lit so light

[brisk aurora]

i am not a morningside heights lover 💔

[verbal drum]

last 2 essays would take a hour max, and the list takes a fat 15 minutes

[harsh locust]

cuny morningside 🥰

[harsh locust]

my list is generic af

im lowkey scared

[torpid merlin]

alr okay bet

ill lock in

study for final

finals*

then write yale

[harsh locust]

i got like 2 books

[verbal drum]

yeah you dont have allegory of the cave? your not getting in

[torpid merlin]

yale is worth doing right @verbal drum

[dull canyon]

would you prefer canal st instead

[verbal drum]

yeah

[nova zinc]

how hard is it to get into UPenn CS compared to Wharton?

[verbal drum]

easier

[torpid merlin]

@royal crater are you doing yale

[harsh locust]

columbia only wants literate people but my rw score is buns

[royal crater]

yes

[torpid merlin]

want to do a competition

see who finishes first

[nova zinc]

what if you're an Asian male

[torpid merlin]

or smth

[verbal drum]

im an asian male yo

yes

[royal crater]

yea im cooked until spring break bro

[verbal drum]

easier

[brisk aurora]

yes tbh 😭

[royal crater]

i mean

wonter

winter

[torpid merlin]

bro

[royal crater]

holy

[torpid merlin]

spring break

is wild

[royal crater]

😭

[harsh locust]

YOU'RE ASIAN??

u give like

white vibes

[dull canyon]

how hard is it to fly to the moon than be an american president

[royal crater]

WHITE

[verbal drum]

yes man im chinese

[harsh locust]

oh

[verbal drum]

what that mean

😭

[royal crater]

im scared

[harsh locust]

idk i just thought you werent asian

[tame iris]

wait yes bro

soup does NOT give asian

[verbal drum]

Dalian represent

🔥

[nova zinc]

[tame iris]

soup r u sure ur not like transracial

[royal crater]

😭

[verbal drum]

ok thanks for calling me white washed

[dull canyon]

😭 washington heights is personally what i go for

[harsh locust]

ok i never went that far

[dull canyon]

LMAO? 😭

[tame iris]

omg no i didnt mean it like that

🥀

[brisk aurora]

my fave nyc neighborhood is probs the one my parents r from but its like personal bias yk

[torpid merlin]

so are you not gonna work on apps until winter

[brisk aurora]

but i love love astoria

[royal crater]

no i will

[red flower]

I thought soup was indian 💀

[royal crater]

just not all

[verbal drum]

nah nah nah i get it im sending a email straight to the penn admission office

[royal crater]

cuz theres no wya

[dull canyon]

jackson heights food is immaculate

[torpid merlin]

which one first

[tame iris]

NOOO 💔💔

[royal crater]

jackson heights..

[verbal drum]

alright bro what gave you an premonition i was indian

[dull canyon]

astoria prolly would have been my fav if the transit didnt suck ass

[tame iris]

im gonna check my penn applicant portal tmr n its gonna say blacklisted

[royal crater]

i started nyu cuz it was ez

[tame iris]

💔

[harsh locust]

ok i need to like

lock myself in my closey

[royal crater]

im all the way in flushing

[harsh locust]

and brainstorm

[royal crater]

💔

[torpid merlin]

argh okay

i thought NYU was easy

tried doing t

[harsh locust]

like near the mall

</3

[torpid merlin]

thought it was hard

[royal crater]

tangram

o hate tangram

[harsh locust]

lucky

[dull canyon]

flushing feels like it's all those smart asians

[harsh locust]

WHAT

[royal crater]

im bored of it

[dull canyon]

they got more tuition adverts than people

[royal crater]

i go to main st every day bru

[harsh locust]

you have like 20 tea stores near u

[verbal drum]

good luck on your other essays

[harsh locust]

what the hell

[royal crater]

yes bro

[harsh locust]

be grateful

[red flower]

Like half this server is indian lmao and you were talking about immigrant parents the other day but you werent as knowledgeable about like Chinese exam pressure soooooo 😭

[harsh locust]

dpmooo

[royal crater]

dude theyre expensive asfff

[torpid merlin]

trust i'll cook

[royal crater]

the lines too

💔

[torpid merlin]

its only cuz my standards are rlly high trust trust

[brisk aurora]

when do u high schoolers have finals bc my brothers is next week and like im just gonna have a whole week at home while hes locked tf in

[verbal drum]

india has one of the worst exams too bro what

[dull canyon]

what finals

[brisk aurora]

or whatever u do end of semester exams

idk

[royal crater]

no way half the ppl here r indian

[worn moth]

I don’t know how I can stop overthinking this for a week

[dull canyon]

could be said for atleast 20 different asian countries from my experience of talking to people

[brisk aurora]

i am too :3

[torpid merlin]

i always knew soup was asian

[worn moth]

I’m white of whites.

[harsh locust]

does ur name start w/ a y

[royal crater]

whattt

[torpid merlin]

bcz he mentioned being on the olympics

[royal crater]

yes a

[verbal drum]

probably true

[torpid merlin]

for one of the countries

[harsh locust]

ah ok yea i follow you

[torpid merlin]

and his profile pic

[verbal drum]

i was not in the olympics

[torpid merlin]

gives asian

[verbal drum]

yo

[torpid merlin]

so

[brisk aurora]

well like mixed malayali and arab 😭😭

[dull canyon]

soup is white who is asian washed

[royal crater]

wait what

u do

[verbal drum]

i said it was a winter olympic sport

[red flower]

I mean at the time i was talking about east asia more specifically and how it relates to confucianism and im pretty sure india was not influenced by that

[torpid merlin]

bro didn't you say

[torpid merlin]

isn't that olympics

wdym

LOL

[verbal drum]

what

[royal crater]

ny user starts with a y

my

on ig

[harsh locust]

user y

name a

[torpid merlin]

olympic?

wdym

[royal crater]

oh hell bah

[verbal drum]

its a sport in the winter olympic category that i was a national team member/medalist on

[royal crater]

😭

it cant be that obvious bro

[harsh locust]

i followed u like

yesterday

[royal crater]

what

[harsh locust]

or the day before

[royal crater]

ngl i dont really check

[torpid merlin]

so you were in the olympics wdym??

[royal crater]

😭

[torpid merlin]

im so confused

[verbal drum]

No

I

Was

[torpid merlin]

bro says he's in the olympics

[verbal drum]

not

In

[royal crater]

ppl be following me

[torpid merlin]

then says he wasn't

[verbal drum]

bro

AN OlYMPIC SPORT

[dull canyon]

talking about the influence of culture on the current education system of countries thousands of miles away, i think YOU deserve to be aiming for smth higher than NEU

[royal crater]

oh

I SEE

[red flower]

He says he was in a sport that is at the Olympics

[royal crater]

LMAO

OHH I FOLLOWED U CUZ WE TALKED

[harsh locust]

straight mogging me

[royal crater]

😭

[harsh locust]

yea

[royal crater]

thats crazy

i like ur art

its cool

[harsh locust]

omg thanksss

[tame iris]

wait. are you a guy

[royal crater]

wait thats actually kinda crazy

😭😭😭

[red flower]

... I'm Chinese. It's a thousand miles away from me but i wouldn't be very Chinese if i didn't know about confucianisms influence 💀

[verbal drum]

dont tell me you thought I was a girl

[torpid merlin]

yes bro

bro 💀

[tame iris]

bro ur pfp lowk looks like a girl.....

[harsh locust]

no i thought u were a gremlin

[torpid merlin]

bro wtf

[harsh locust]

are we fr

[torpid merlin]

💀

[royal crater]

no way

[worn moth]

I wrote blackmail material about my regional admissions officer as my personal essay am I fine?

[verbal drum]

yo 😭

[royal crater]

😭

[verbal drum]

it does?

[torpid merlin]

bro ur trolling

[harsh locust]

im crine

[torpid merlin]

XD

[royal crater]

Im dead

[verbal drum]

😭

[tame iris]

yo what no

[royal crater]

NO IT DOESNT

[torpid merlin]

it does not LOL

[royal crater]

LMAO

[tame iris]

this isnt like a crazy thought

[chilly stream]

is it figure skating

[harsh locust]

probably

[torpid merlin]

it does not look like a girl wtffff

[royal crater]

original thoufjt

[harsh locust]

it is

[verbal drum]

no

[harsh locust]

bud

[royal crater]

wait if its figure

oh

[harsh locust]

u need glasses

[royal crater]

man

[dull canyon]

alright that makes more sense but the amount of people who are disconnected from their ethnic culture is kinda insane so props to you

[tame iris]

lowk. i have glasses on rn

sorry soup ur still tuff and auraful

[harsh locust]

u need a new prescription

[royal crater]

bro its jsut the screen

[verbal drum]

wow man

[torpid merlin]

wild

[royal crater]

it cant be that hard

[verbal drum]

i guess im a indian girl now

[royal crater]

😭

[verbal drum]

💔

[dull canyon]

submit a secondary essay cause they have to show smth to the main AO's

[royal crater]

IM DEAD

[tame iris]

its already at -6.5 🤕🤕

[torpid merlin]

😂

LOL

this is wild

[tame iris]

do women in business have a boost in admissions soup

👅

[worn moth]

that was my sups and the dean of admissions is my activities

[torpid merlin]

no dude

so many women do business

that's js cap

[tame iris]

gosh darn it

[verbal drum]

you would be suprised

[royal crater]

upenn has more females

[dull canyon]

i'll see u in philly

[royal crater]

wym

[verbal drum]

theres a lot of women in finance

especially now

[torpid merlin]

yeah

exactly

[tame iris]

gosh DARN it

[worn moth]

See you there.

[verbal drum]

you should be happy about that

😭

[tame iris]

oh

yay!

[torpid merlin]

they might be a girl

[royal crater]

higher chances 🤔

[torpid merlin]

wdym

[dull canyon]

!?

[verbal drum]

moree alumni

[tame iris]

no more dei angle for me

[torpid merlin]

oh lol

[tame iris]

🤕

[royal crater]

😭

[dull canyon]

wait does ethnicity and gender actually influence ur admission chances at top unis

[harsh locust]

well..

[torpid merlin]

bro

it's like so much

lol

[harsh locust]

its illegal

[royal crater]

if they have too much yes

🤔

[dull canyon]

they told me america was land of the free and didnt judge you based on ur identity wtf

[chilly stream]

u cant talk abt AA here

[dull canyon]

i was lied to my whole life

[torpid merlin]

alr anyways time to finish essays

[worn moth]

100% profitability

[torpid merlin]

bro u were lied to

by far lol

[harsh locust]

i hate this guy

is this the med guy

[chilly stream]

i put fortnite unreal as an award

[harsh locust]

i hate him

[worn moth]

I hate all college influencers

[verbal drum]

i mean america is a lot more free vs other countries

[dull canyon]

i plan to work under dr. karp and make palantir the next big company, will that work

[tame iris]

what is the public's opinion on tineocollegeprep

[harsh locust]

one of the better ones

still has rough takes from time to time

[verbal drum]

straight outta hs huh

[chilly stream]

dislike

[worn moth]

I’m gonna apply for his autism fellows things I also can’t sit still in chair. doesn’t make me a genius though sadly

[verbal star]

i love himm

[tame iris]

can i ask y

[tame iris]

lowk the lumiere stuff was sussy sus

[verbal drum]

these college prep tiktokers glaze their viewers up too much to get money

thats prob why

[harsh locust]

they all promote lumiere

[dull canyon]

the sooner we turn dr. karp and mr. thiels vision into a reality, the better

[red flower]

what's lumiere?

[harsh locust]

its impossible to profit because they can only "help" students privately

[verbal drum]

Dr Karp should be our moral centerpoint taught in all schools

[harsh locust]

research thing

[verbal drum]

p2p research program

def sponsored

[harsh locust]

what was it like 10k?

[dull canyon]

WE should all strive to be like him

[verbal drum]

prob more

[harsh locust]

they hide the price via quote in a phone call i think

[worn moth]

He’s nice but leans more towards people applying to places like Stanford or UCs. Bay area people

[red flower]

funnnnn, i'm glad I came to the early realization that hs research is bullshit

[harsh locust]

like all the other ones

[verbal drum]

they would not be profitable at only 10k id magine

imagine*

[tame iris]

makes sense

[harsh locust]

yea they dont really care about east coast besides ivies

lol

[chilly stream]

his college prep stuff is fine but his rumors abt admission stuff and him following high school drama is kinda weird

[harsh locust]

yea hes like

[worn moth]

I just hate all the Harvard or nothing people like that Asian girl her name is Pham or something

[verbal drum]

ivy road map gotta be a bottom 5 influencer

[harsh locust]

oddly into high school shenanigans

[red flower]

anyone is better than him

[royal crater]

i hate ivy road map he pmo

[worn moth]

He deserves prison time for how much stress he’s caused people

[harsh locust]

DUDE DID U SEE THE VC LOL

[royal crater]

YES

[harsh locust]

getting him to congratulate u is wild

[red flower]

the asian girl has solid advice tho. It's a little generic but at least it's not misleading

[harsh locust]

oh whyd i say vc

[royal crater]

hes mentoring him

[harsh locust]

gc

[tame iris]

what rumors

[royal crater]

ig

[verbal drum]

hes also just too nice

[harsh locust]

that has to be paid

bro

[royal crater]

bro yk that guy dmed me and asked straight up for personal info

the guy that got in

lol

so weird

[harsh locust]

?????

wtf

[royal crater]

ye i ghosted that guy

[worn moth]

lol some of these applicants won’t be able to handle rejection if there this nervous and comparing

comparison is the thief of joy

[royal crater]

no he got into stan

he was asking about what i looked like

😭

weird asf

[verbal drum]

He’s boutta put u on a tierlist

[royal crater]

NO FR

[verbal drum]

Like Mr cruelly

Cluely

[royal crater]

oh man not that guy

[worn moth]

Penn class of 30 looks max tier list

[dull canyon]

"top 10 colleges with the best looking students"

[chilly stream]

i remember last year he was like spouting that if you did stanford ECs u were cooked for stanford REA or sum

[tame iris]

ohhh yea i saw that LOL

[harsh locust]

oh hell nooo

i lowkey have my face on ig so no one does that to me

[worn moth]

What do you guys think about limmy?

[red flower]

NYU bro- istg I only see attractive influencer people from that school 😭

[harsh locust]

west coast

irrelvant

[harsh locust]

so true

[clear grove]

this is true

[worn moth]

Can’t tell if he fear mongers or not

[harsh locust]

he doesnt really add value to the platform

[dull canyon]

cause most of them are rich

[harsh locust]

and only showcases really cracked or really cooked applicants

never the realistic ones

or legacy/ athelete

[clear grove]

limmy scams the kids

his verified AO on his college consulting thing was AI generated

[worn moth]

How generous of him

[verbal drum]

No real person even does that so

[dull canyon]

feel like his content should be more diversified relating to student choice

[chilly stream]

his videos are enjoyable icl

[clear grove]

theyre so funny

[harsh locust]

its scary what people have the power to do

[worn moth]

I just hope I have a cohesive story on my app all my rec letters link to my main activities and my essay and personal circumstances. I think the only think i could have done better was maybe my thank you letter

[red flower]

nah bro I literally saw a video about an indian girl at NYU for like her masters or smth. Normal girl not influencer- she got scouted in a subway and opened a couture show for Chanel recently 💀

[harsh locust]

i need to take my face off ig im getting too big of a following

[clear grove]

dont worry bro you got this

[chilly stream]

i feel bad for laughing cuz ik theres sum 4.0 kid fear mongered out of their mind 😭

[harsh locust]

bro likes limmy hates tineo </3

[dull canyon]

i think I know who you are talking about

but the thing is if you can afford a MBA at NYU you are defo rich

[red flower]

limmy is chill. Like doesn't he just go over college applications and make predictionss?

[verbal drum]

I gotta write a welcome letter to this Chinese kid and I haven’t written Chinese in centuries so I’m lowkey fried

[red flower]

i feel like he never does anything that bad

[harsh locust]

to pay for tuition

[harsh locust]

its so clickbaitey idk

and its never realistic

[red flower]

i mean- fin aid exists and she has a bachelors already so she probs has a job better than most undergrads

[harsh locust]

bruh what

[clear grove]

like i said, he uses AI to fake testimonials/credibility

[red flower]

oop nvm then

[clear grove]

the videos themselves are fine i think they're funny

[clear grove]

LOL

[red flower]

That reminds me of my mom lol. She hasn't actually written in Chinese for like 2 decades but when she does she can only write in old, traditional Chinese and can barely read simplified

[dull canyon]

Wait guys I have a question, how far can my story take me If I have no awards
My story is how I helped to overthrow a dictatorial government by protecting people through using online resources, then I did a UN program on SDG and Climate change and won the comp and did a bunch of tech programs and also won two of them and now want to use tech for justice etc.

[red flower]

is this about nepal and discord cuz istg

[dull canyon]

no 😭 😭

[verbal drum]

This what not where I meant to send that

Was*

But yes it’s beginning to resemble hieroglyphics

[worn moth]

I don’t have any awards than some professional certificates and some esports tournaments

[red flower]

hieroglyphics has a lot in common with chinese. They were both made by absolute idiots who decided to make tiny stick figures into a language 💀

[dull canyon]

I was in Bangladesh when the government was using social media to track down the dissenters and kidnap them so I helped thousands of people protect their identity and not get kidnapped from their home

[harsh locust]

OH like handwritten?

[clear grove]

😭

[verbal drum]

Yes

[harsh locust]

dang got you doing side jobs

[verbal drum]

I’ll show you guys the end results when I’m done

[worn moth]

I gotta stop thinking I have it bad lol. Bruh u got positive karma to get in

[rocky sable]

yoo has anyone received a likely letter from penn yet?

[tacit panther]

Me

[harsh locust]

ed doesnt have likelies except athletes

i think

[worn moth]

True

[rocky sable]

ohh okay okay

[dull canyon]

tbf I personally didn't face harm as I was in a safe area at the time but one of my friends lost two of his fingers and another friends cousin was shot and killed by the police and the video went viral

[frank berry]

is transfering to ivy leauge harder than applying as a freshman

[clear grove]

yes

[brisk aurora]

yes generally

[tacit panther]

Its different

[clear grove]

well, depends on the school

[red flower]

i gotta lock in. My prof sent me an individual email about the final project being due today. Which is weird and a red flag because there's supposed to be a 2 day late policy with 100% credit but I think she's switching it up and locking it tonight. 💀

[frank berry]

whats the percentage for wharton

[tacit panther]

Like low low

They take arnd 10 per year

[brisk aurora]

probably as bad as trying to get an ML phd <3

[clear grove]

low, but also it's not really the % that matters in transfer because transfers are different from first year applications

in addition to just being a good student you need a compelling reason to transfer

which usually include academic and nonacademic reasons

[tacit panther]

Which is not that hard to come up with tbh

[verbal drum]

0.7

[stark wagon]

sdym

[tacit panther]

I just made one up ngl

[worn moth]

A Wharton ED applicant with a rare, highly specialized spike in quantitative finance, including real hedge-fund experience, algorithmic trading work, thousands of analyzed trades, and technical skills uncommon among high school students (Python, modeling tools, and data-driven analysis). Their application shows strong upward academic rigor, meaningful personal context (adversity, no testing accommodations, high resilience), and supportive recommendations that validate both work ethic and real-world capability. Essays clearly connect personal background, professional finance experience, and long-term goals, forming an unusually cohesive Wharton-aligned narrative.

🎯 Realistic Wharton ED Chance: ~30–45%

Chat gpt bias 💀💀💀

[tacit panther]

Bru who tf alr working in a hedge fund

[verbal drum]

A lot of nyc kids

[worn moth]

me

[verbal drum]

And him

[tacit panther]

Also ru tryna do qf

[worn moth]

yay I did I did. It was mostly just nepo kids from Scarsdale. They were annoying beyond belief

[dull canyon]

yeah I can see how ur boss is a massive penn donor 😭

[worn moth]

It’s an option

[clear grove]

tbh the funny thing about chances is that it's fundamentally impossible to chance getting in because chances involve multiple attempts to calculate a probability, but you only have one shot, so your chance could be 99% and you can still sell and you would never know how close you were

[chilly stream]

dw ull find limmy funny once ur in penn 🥰

[worn moth]

I like portfolio management right now

[worn moth]

He has a scholarship named after him

[tacit panther]

What the hell bru

[worn moth]

Sorry bruh life ain’t fair

[harsh locust]

id hang him up on my wall if i got in say less

[dull canyon]

twin can you introduce me as ur brother and get me into his internship program

[frank berry]

dose anyone know a transfer student who got into top schools

[tacit panther]

Me

[harsh locust]

me

[tacit panther]

And youtiao

I think

[dull canyon]

so far I have been misidentified as 5 different ethnicities so I can pass as any

[frank berry]

whats ur major

[tacit panther]

Matematika

[worn moth]

I never met him in person though. It was the senior portfolio manager who was the recruiter who wrote my letter

[chilly stream]

some guy here transfered from UNC to wharton

[worn moth]

Sure.

[tacit panther]

Interesting

[worn moth]

That place was the first time someone told me they went to Harvard in person

[harsh locust]

aura farm

[worn moth]

For quant finance they said you can go to CMU for CS or Harvard or Penn for Wharton 💀💀💀

[tacit panther]

Why wharton if qf

Thats stupid

[frank berry]

whats ur school before transfering

[chilly stream]

if ur dead set quant, do SEAS if you have to go to penn

[dull canyon]

meeting people who actually got into ur dream school lwk feels like meeting ur fav sports player or smth

[tacit panther]

Or math

Or math + cs

[worn moth]

In general for any role there. Is just top school different roles there told us to go to different places

[dull canyon]

my friends sister got into harvard and when I met her i felt starstruck which was weird 😭

[chilly stream]

1600 and 1410 💔

[tacit panther]

Wharton is not gonna help much tbh

[chilly stream]

pure death

[harsh locust]

high school

[tacit panther]

At least what i know

[worn moth]

Half the people who work there went to Wharton

[frank berry]

college?

[harsh locust]

suits ahh

[worn moth]

Yes

[harsh locust]

cc

[worn moth]

actually felt like that

Sorry we only hire from Wharton

[harsh locust]

suits except its only half

[dull canyon]

"harvard only"

[tacit panther]

I mean unless m&t is uncommon in the industry i think

[harsh locust]

other half is rachel and mike

[tacit panther]

Most ive seen is math physics or cs

[frank berry]

what college u in now

[harsh locust]

csi

[dull canyon]

matcha university

[tacit panther]

For well known quant places

[clear grove]

i remember my IB harvard friend completely serious talking about how since he didnt go to wharton he had to fight his way up from absolutely nothing and it was a real struggle coming from an unimportant school in the industry

[chilly stream]

m&t usually feeds into startups or hf act not that many quants

[worn moth]

I don’t think they had anyone form m&t there

[chilly stream]

iirc

[clear grove]

m&t is very startuppy

[tacit panther]

Theres actually a decent amt

[clear grove]

because cs + business leads u to tech

[worn moth]

The head quant guy went to caltech for neuro something

[verbal drum]

What type of fake ass shit

😭😭😭

Dudes lying

[clear grove]

dude i was like you're insane

[verbal drum]

Harvard a top 2 school for IB

Second to Wharton of course heh

[clear grove]

he was so serious i died laughing

[dull canyon]

some people da need a reality check 😭

[verbal drum]

Dudes straight up lying

[worn moth]

Just skip IB and do equity research to get into HF

[verbal drum]

He’s prob not used to the rigor of the IB recruitment process

[dull canyon]

also those familiar, thoughts on cooper union?

[verbal drum]

Yeah and get paid Pennie’s

[worn moth]

Sell side is so much easier

[chilly stream]

every wharton kid i spoke to would rather go to harvard 💔

including me

[ocean spindle]

Is Wharton any good for VC

[tacit panther]

😭

[clear grove]

hes like a super straightforward guy so i know he genuinely thinks like that which is even worse

[verbal drum]

Yo chill

[verbal drum]

😭😭😭

[dull canyon]

Wharton is great anything finance or business related

[tacit panther]

For what its worth i like it here

[verbal drum]

Equity research is fake sell side

[clear grove]

i feel like vcs come from anywhere

[dull canyon]

at penn?

[tacit panther]

Yes

[verbal drum]

School doesn’t matter for vc

[tacit panther]

Wouldnt rather go to any other school

[chilly stream]

very few people go straight to VC but wharton is good for consulting and banking which feed into VC

[dull canyon]

oh happy for you

[tacit panther]

So many IB kids

[verbal drum]

Same idea

PE yes

[tacit panther]

Theyre unescapable

[ocean spindle]

Yea but from what I've heard from vcs ik they're not super interested in business undergrad

Prefer technical undergrad + mba allegedly

[verbal drum]

It doesn’t matter

[tacit panther]

Dukky ru on the IB grinf

[verbal drum]

Take it from me

[clear grove]

technical undergrad is true because you are going to be a better investor if you understand the tech you're investing in (i assume you mean tech vc)

[verbal drum]

As long as you come out of PE or at minimum IB in tmt then your fine

[frank berry]

is wharton any good for hf or pe

[clear grove]

but it really doesn't matter honestly like soup said

[clear grove]

bruh is wharton any good for [blank] yeah wharton is probably pretty good for most things

[verbal drum]

Still not as effective as genuine work experience

[chilly stream]

uhh idk cuz lowk the ppl at the clubs been turning me off

they so arrogant 💔

[frank berry]

how to get in hf or pe without going to top schools

[tacit panther]

Clubs are bs anyway