Cornell University (2025-2026)

[weary orchid]

im like dirt poor

but i think i hve like a few pulls

[next goblet]

im playing some

random ah scp game on roblox rn

im almost 18 btw 💀

bored ash

[plucky bolt]

[pearl river]

rip

[next goblet]

im lowk done w rd

[plucky bolt]

Bru already?

[next goblet]

i finished most in june and july

[plucky bolt]

Tuff stuff

[mental osprey]

based

[plucky bolt]

So nervous omfg

[next goblet]

fr

[mental osprey]

I have 13 more schools

for rd essays

Im gonna lockmyself

in a small room

to write those essays

Im going to bathe in white monsters

[gaunt kayak]

Yesssss

That’s kinda what I did ngl

For RD apps

[mental osprey]

just curious

but are the people with japanese names here actually japanese

[gaunt kayak]

I mean mine’s just a song name

[mental osprey]

I feel like I never saw a japanese person in US

aha

[bitter summit]

I only have 2 RD schools

[final tide]

Top 10 football respect moments

[final tide]

I'm Japanese

[weary orchid]

mine is just a username 💀

[final tide]

Are you Japanese?

[weary orchid]

no im chinese

lol

[mental osprey]

tuff

fewer rd schools are aura ngl

Im a scared little man so Im applying to 21 schools in total

[weary orchid]

21

diabolical

thats hella essays

[plucky bolt]

I’m applying to 13

And I wrote like 9 rn

[mental osprey]

I wrote 2 out of my 15? rd schools

im so cooked if I dont make it here

[final tide]

How can I unlock your aura?

[mental osprey]

just watch reels for

4 hours a day ig

[pearl river]

nah

[final tide]

Top 10 respct moments of the last 5 minutes

[obtuse jay]

lmao so true

[bitter summit]

I still applied to a lot of schools just most early

[mental osprey]

any plans for ed 2?

everyone?

[pearl river]

nyu

(stern)

[mental osprey]

tuff

[bitter summit]

Maybe gw

[warm elm]

might do tufts or nyu (whichever gives the more aid)

[wispy sluice]

my brain is thriving

throbing*

[deft jolt]

throbing

[obtuse jay]

[pearl river]

isnt it 2 b's

or am i tripping

[deft jolt]

It is

lol

[warm elm]

Lmao ok

[wispy sluice]

I’m prob high

[potent pond]

@glad swift I just went from marking up videos of the 2 males and they didnt touch the enrichment food once
in the first 2 min of the 2 female video, one has sampled every enrichment food type

😭

[mental osprey]

I lowkey dont wanna get banned tho

[wispy sluice]

ya

[mental osprey]

I got warned once already for being a

Jobless lazy

[wispy sluice]

😂

[mental osprey]

anyone applying to che

[spice thicket]

Hi guys

[potent pond]

HI

[spice thicket]

what’d bro say

[spice thicket]

WSP

[potent pond]

im marking videos of birds touching food

i have like

2 hours left to mark

[spice thicket]

what

[mental osprey]

wooper can you accept my request

[spice thicket]

yes

[potent pond]

for research

[next goblet]

cwru and cornell tmrrrrr

[potent pond]

i recorded our birds eating food

and i have to mark all their movements

and which food they interact with

[spice thicket]

ah I thought you were a TA

[potent pond]

and how much they interact with it

she a fatty

[pearl river]

what the

did the astrology guy get banned

[spice thicket]

what happened

[pearl river]

idk man hes not here anymore

[potent pond]

neither is outlaw

🍵

[steel swan]

omg is that a zebra finch

[potent pond]

yeah

[steel swan]

i had 2 before my mom gave them away 😭

[potent pond]

they loud

but they so cute

[steel swan]

yes

so hard to tame tho

[potent pond]

yeah my friend was tryna run an experiment by teaching them something

and only 1 out of 6 got it

then she died

so the study died

😭

[steel swan]

oh

[potent pond]

the bird

[steel swan]

im sorry 😭

[potent pond]

not the human

[steel swan]

oh

HELP

[potent pond]

omg

STOP

LMFAO

😭

[steel swan]

i was like

uh

[glad swift]

😭 that's kinda interesting

[steel swan]

i got my bird to sit in my palm once

but thats abotu it

[potent pond]

the females learn better

[glad swift]

are they bolder in zebes?

[potent pond]

idts necessarily

theres also questions on if they actually learn better

or if labs just preferred to use them

and so the research inherently showed that they learn better bc they were the ones mostly used

yk

[glad swift]

isnt there a whole like generalized boldness-exploratory behavior behavioral syndome

or is that in something else

[potent pond]

i think so

[glad swift]

hm that's interesting too

I didn't know females were used more often

why is that?

[potent pond]

she such a fatty

[glad swift]

in the field we often have a heavy male bias because they're the ones aggressive and dumb enough to turn up

[potent pond]

lowk maybe its the other way arnd 😭 idk the girl in my lab used females tho

to try to prove smth

[glad swift]

ah I see

omg that is adorable

gotta show off my fluffy cuteness mobiles as well

The itty bitty yellowthroat bycatch is always peak tho

[keen turret]

are they wild parrots? how are they landing on your hand so easily

[glad swift]

we caught them in a net for research (dw we get the iacuc and permits and stuff so it's like legit)

I'm actually holding their legs :( they didn't land there

[keen turret]

lmao, researching birds is interesting

keep up the good work

[glad swift]

thank you good sir

or madam

or whatever

[keen turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250239994610716743/1265155388010135662/speed.gif

my only irl friend is ed'ing here, hopefully he gets in

[potent pond]

they judging u hard

😭

[glad swift]

the birds or the human here

[potent pond]

the birds

[glad swift]

yeah ik they're so judgey

the worst of the lot are the cardinals cause they'll bite the crap out of you with that heavy seed-cracking bill and it hurts like hell

[potent pond]

this girlie has been feasting on the frozen veggies for 5 min straight

[glad swift]

your birds eating healthier than me 😭

[spice thicket]

'twas the night before Cornell Early Decision

All the applicants were sleeping tight

As the portal astrologers kept freaking out

we all wait and pray for good tidings

[formal wraith]

'twas the night before Cornell Early Decision

All the applicants were sleeping tight

As the portal astrologers kept freaking out

we knew the decision would be right

(accepted 😛 )

[spice thicket]

YESSS

[unique holly]

not tough

[steel swan]

we still have an entire day fo school to get through

[formal wraith]

yo chill ts was mad tough

[spice thicket]

don't be such a hater we're being poetic

[potent pond]

😭 i have to finish 2 hours of video marking then drive 4 hours home

[formal wraith]

see erkgoat gets me

[potent pond]

then work on the report for 3 hours

tweaking

where is the sleep

[steel swan]

[spice thicket]

yes!

[potent pond]

then see who of yall got in

[pearl river]

skip

[steel swan]

guys whatever happens happens

[steel swan]

i lowk cant i have alot of stuff i need to do

[keen turret]

i dont think there will be 90 ED applicants like last year, going by the 1/3 splits you guys should be fine (mostly everyone getting accepted)

[spice thicket]

0 days
19 hours
1147 minutes
68839 seconds

[steel swan]

dawg

[steel swan]

wdym

[spice thicket]

lmao I have a little timer saved that's why https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?msg=Cornell Early Decision&p0=179&ud=1&year=2025&month=12&day=18&hour=19&min=0&sec=0&fromtheme=generic

[lusty hinge]

For those that asked yesterday. Would like to introduce bonk leaderboard.

[rugged jungle]

🏆 Top 10 Bonkers

1. fat doujiang — 🔨 2070 bonks
2. dg | penn — 🔨 1000 bonks
3. zhettsu — 🔨 977 bonks
4. emi | meow meow meow — 🔨 150 bonks
5. Pan — 🔨 127 bonks
6. lambda | D1 Cornell, D2 CMU Simp — 🔨 113 bonks
7. Dove | Maths @ UCI — 🔨 100 bonks
8. Ford | Pomona College '29 — 🔨 99 bonks
9. cloud | 17/23 | columbia defer — 🔨 97 bonks
10. ca1y — 🔨 57 bonks

[spice thicket]

YESSSSS

[steel swan]

whats that

[spice thicket]

lmao

[keen turret]

give me bonk

[lusty hinge]

*Note command is not super fast. lol

[spice thicket]

@lusty hinge please give me bonk please please

[keen turret]

how does doujiang have 2000

[steel swan]

how to bonk

[keen turret]

give me bonk plez

[steel swan]

i should be working on my chem lab

but im stuck on this thread

[lusty hinge]

Bai. There's also the option to turn on seeing how much staff/retired staff have

[spice thicket]

okok

[potent pond]

i have 12

[spice thicket]

can you give me exactly 20 bonks so I'm on the leaderboard (please)

[lusty hinge]

im not causing inflation. Go ask another mod

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan my favorite moderator may I please have bonk

[keen turret]

give me a bonk for being the 67 merchant

[spice thicket]

okay

[keen turret]

bro pinged owner

[potent pond]

lambda has so many 😭

[lusty hinge]

Although fun fact, in developing this today we found someone did have too many bonks

[keen turret]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

HES COOKED

[spice thicket]

holy shit

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan is a cool owner and will pretty please give me bonk

[potent pond]

bro double pinged the owner

💀

[lusty hinge]

incoming lol

[spice thicket]

no!!

is that a bannable offence

I do it quite frequently and chloe appears

[keen turret]

BROS COOKED

[potent pond]

no just some ppl dont like cold pings

lol

[spice thicket]

ah

she's probs working rn

[keen turret]

ping me

[spice thicket]

@keen turret

[keen turret]

your done

[spice thicket]

what

[keen turret]

!ban

[spice thicket]

LMAO

[tall marsh]

entrapment

[spice thicket]

did you apply cornell ED

[spice thicket]

real

[keen turret]

CMU ed1 -> NYU ED2

im doing cornell RD tho

[spice thicket]

ah valid

[steel swan]

anyone applying for barch aap

[spice thicket]

what is your pfp of

[tall marsh]

the what now

[peak socket]

bachelor of architecture

[steel swan]

cuteness

[spice thicket]

yes but what specifically is the name of the cuteness thing

[steel swan]

college of art, architecture, and planning

[steel swan]

im ngl

not sure

but i think its rilakkuma

omg stop

they changed the icon

[spice thicket]

YESSSSSS

CHLOE CLUTCHED

@misty tartan THANK YOU!!!! 🙏

[mild flume]

hooray my denial will not be her fault

[steel swan]

not the ping again 😭

[spice thicket]

no but its valid

[mild flume]

wait then it means that i can't blame anybody

[spice thicket]

recall this

[misty tartan]

❓

[spice thicket]

remember

they were saying it would be ur fault if the a2c icon wasnt cornell

but thank you chloe

much appreciated

[steel swan]

wait what does OP mean i alawyas see it on reddit

[spice thicket]

original poster

[misty tartan]

Ts only pings from Cornell thread

[steel swan]

oh got it

[spice thicket]

sorry... if you would like I can stop with the pings

[mild flume]

you did filter by cornell university though

[misty tartan]

It’s fine I’ve gotten over 115 today alone in the server as a whole

[keen turret]

they filtered by all college megathreads

[spice thicket]

chloe how many portal astrologers have you banned from cornell because I keep seeing them appear and dissapear

[potent pond]

omg it is cornell

[misty tartan]

This was only Cornell filtered

It lets you do that now

[misty tartan]

A few today

[keen turret]

oh yea the discord search update 😭

[mild flume]

i can think of two that i watched get fried

[keen turret]

i have so many mixed feelings about ts

but its whatever

[spice thicket]

LMAO what were their names I think I know them

but what do you mean 'watch them get fried?'

[misty tartan]

Get sent to the a2farm

[mild flume]

they got vaporized in front of my eyes

[misty tartan]

Become a2alumni

[spice thicket]

LMAo

that's where my 3 hamsters went

[mild flume]

it was the guys who asked for the DM

[spice thicket]

yes

[steel swan]

did u add them?

[spice thicket]

ya but I just wanted to see the delusions manifested

[rugged jungle]

🏆 Top 15 Bonkers

1. fat doujiang — 🔨 2070 bonks
2. dg | penn — 🔨 1000 bonks
3. zhettsu — 🔨 977 bonks
4. emi | meow meow meow — 🔨 150 bonks
5. Pan — 🔨 127 bonks
6. lambda | D1 Cornell, D2 CMU Simp — 🔨 113 bonks
7. Dove | Maths @ UCI — 🔨 100 bonks
8. Ford | Pomona College '29 — 🔨 99 bonks
9. cloud | 17/23 | columbia defer — 🔨 97 bonks
10. ca1y — 🔨 57 bonks
11. erkgoat | Cornell 30’?? — 🔨 44 bonks
12. aimerfan — 🔨 39 bonks
13. swara freshman-hater | rice '30 — 🔨 30 bonks
14. blanco9696 — 🔨 26 bonks
15. krypticshn — 🔨 25 bonks

[mild flume]

nevertheless the method wouldn't work for me anywho

[spice thicket]

they wanted a specific checklist section

[spice thicket]

YESSS im on it

HOW DOES LAMBDA HAVE MORE BONKS THAN ME

@shrewd compass how do you have more bonks than me who did you beg for bonks

[mild flume]

you gotta get to begging again

[lusty hinge]

you know yall have permission to use the command too right.

[spice thicket]

yes

[lusty hinge]

Its just locked at 10 for yall

[spice thicket]

wait what

[steel swan]

how to bonk

[mild flume]

/checkbonks

[spice thicket]

how do I do that

[mild flume]

uhhhh i give up

[spice thicket]

oh yeah

its /bonk something

its /topbonk

[shrewd compass]

heh

[rugged jungle]

🏆 Top 10 Bonkers

1. fat doujiang — 🔨 2070 bonks
2. dg | penn — 🔨 1000 bonks
3. zhettsu — 🔨 977 bonks
4. emi | meow meow meow — 🔨 150 bonks
5. Pan — 🔨 127 bonks
6. lambda | D1 Cornell, D2 CMU Simp — 🔨 113 bonks
7. Dove | Maths @ UCI — 🔨 100 bonks
8. Ford | Pomona College '29 — 🔨 99 bonks
9. cloud | 17/23 | columbia defer — 🔨 97 bonks
10. ca1y — 🔨 57 bonks

[spice thicket]

WHO DID YOU ASK BRO

[shrewd compass]

🤫

[steel swan]

anyone doing ap chem

[lusty hinge]

See theres a reason theres the retired mod setting too

[shrewd compass]

@lusty hinge could i get like 20 bonks so i can be T5 bonker 🙏

it would be FUNNY

[rugged jungle]

🏆 Top 10 Bonkers

1. toast | medicine — 🔨 173284931278416 bonks
2. the_thinker — 🔨 10000000001905 bonks
3. phlooph — 🔨 9999989999877 bonks
4. dalia| global health UofT🍁28 — 🔨 101094 bonks
5. hater berthackobama — 🔨 5497 bonks
6. fat doujiang — 🔨 2070 bonks
7. dg | penn — 🔨 1000 bonks
8. gracie @ uf — 🔨 999 bonks
9. zhettsu — 🔨 977 bonks
10. kegan | NEURO+JPN+COGSCI+PSYCH — 🔨 550 bonks

[steel swan]

right

[spice thicket]

toast is insane wth

@atomic vigil wanna lend me some bonks

[mild flume]

venezuela ass inflation man what

[steel swan]

can you give me 67 bonks

[lusty hinge]

This is why retired staff + staff are ignored by default

[spice thicket]

admidral which admin do you think is most likely to give me bonks

[lusty hinge]

They dont count on the leaderboard. They used to have self- bonk give perms

[spice thicket]

and they don't now?

[loud solstice]

did upenn just get forgotten in the server icon/banner 💀

[spice thicket]

see Cornell deserved the icon

we are literally the C

[lusty hinge]

nope. theyre no longer mods. So like toast can give out the bonks they already have but they cant spawn new one in

[keen turret]

can i get a bonk

[steel swan]

cornell is w

[keen turret]

cornell#1

[pearl river]

wait w server icon

[loud solstice]

a2cornell guys

[keen turret]

CORNELL#1

[steel swan]

harvard is banner

[spice thicket]

oh okay thank you

[mild flume]

nuh uh

[steel swan]

LOL

[spice thicket]

LMAO

good luck for harvard

[steel swan]

may i ask the origin of your profile picture

[spice thicket]

I feel like the cornell chat here is the most active one and people assemble here

[mild flume]

the chat is so lively until the thursday bloodbath

[spice thicket]

omg thats so real

[steel swan]

ok period

[spice thicket]

everyone in this chat if I dissapear past 10 pm tmmrw assume the worst about what my cornell decision was

otherwise im celebrating with yall

[steel swan]

same

[spice thicket]

idk its gonna be hella embarrasing

yeah

[shrewd compass]

cornell day

[keen basin]

Good luck yall

Especially to whoever applied to CALS :)

[balmy elbow]

Good luck folks

Uc davis of the east

[shrewd compass]

CoE or fk all

UC Ornell

you WILL admit me

OMG

THE A2CORNELL ICON

TS SO PEAK

[raw jetty]

CALS on top

[unique holly]

wait sorry why especially

im being like paranoid

i apped cals.....

[raw jetty]

prolly cuz they’re at cals

[unique holly]

oh

lol

[raw jetty]

what major did u apply to

[unique holly]

my bad twin i thought they were saying it's infinitely harder than other colleges

global / public health

[raw jetty]

oooh good luck!

[raw jetty]

no it’s the opposite i’m p sure

[unique holly]

yeah lol so i was like wait fuck when did that change

[raw jetty]

a bit easier to get into cals but it’s all in the same realm of difficulty tbh

they got rid of the major i applied to 💀

[keen basin]

Bc I'm in CALS and I love it :)

[keen basin]

I'm a CALS ambassador

[unique holly]

😭

[raw jetty]

i’m not even doing the transfer option anymore but i was like wtf 😭

[keen basin]

I wonder if this was bc it was too similar to biological sciences

[raw jetty]

there’s def a lot of overlap

part of the reason i decided not to even do the TO was cuz the major like i wasn’t that interested in it anymore

[keen basin]

It's prob better to make bio and society a concentration under the bio major

That way those students have access to the office of undergrad bio

[keen basin]

i mean ik transfers that switch their major

[raw jetty]

yeah but the courses i would have had to take in my first year i didn’t even like

like calc and a few science classes and i just realized at the end of my senior year that i hate stem

[keen basin]

yeah then bio prob isnt for u lol

im bouta get violated by my orgo final in ~13 hours

[raw jetty]

oh def not i’m double majoring in public health and communications at nyu 😛

[keen basin]

so bye

[raw jetty]

good luck !!

[deft jolt]

I’m not even top 15 🙏

[sullen ibex]

ooh cornell logo day

[deft jolt]

We actually got Cornell logo :0

[spice thicket]

YES

Chloe clutched

[deft jolt]

Frrr

today must be a good day now

let’s get those acceptances 🔥

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan so sorry for the ping but do we have permissions to send videos in the chat (I mean discord wise and also server rules wise)

[sullen ibex]

chloe u getting a lotta pings

[misty tartan]

Permissions wise you get it once you talk enough, rules wise you cannot show personal info which includes your face

[spice thicket]

oh okay thank you

[deft jolt]

would you like a ping too

[sullen ibex]

u just pigned me

[deft jolt]

Oh mb

[misty tartan]

I know

[mild flume]

LMFAO

[shrewd compass]

nah chloe is like acc the goat 💀

[dim wigeon]

💀

[shrewd compass]

i woulda packed it up REALL fast

[spice thicket]

I like how they had to clarify they didn’t mean offense

[mild flume]

i would have banned them 1984 style

[raw jetty]

acting like they’re not on the A2C discord either

[mild flume]

just to prove the point

[sullen ibex]

u deserve mroe coffee gang

[spice thicket]

U should buy her a coffee then

[sullen ibex]

tell u what if i land a good internship remind me to buy u coffee

[spice thicket]

join the club

[sullen ibex]

for summer 2027

ill find out in march

ill buy u a very expensive coffee too if that happens

[deft jolt]

Did any of you college students start drinking coffee after college?

[sullen ibex]

nah i dont drink coffee

im a big tea guy tho

[deft jolt]

Ooo nice

[spice thicket]

do you not drink coffee yet…?

[raw jetty]

i started drinking coffee senior year

[deft jolt]

Nope

You?

[spice thicket]

yes

wait I have an amazing photo

[misty tartan]

I drank coffee but not energy drinks

[deft jolt]

oh okay

[misty tartan]

Near the end of college I started drinking an energy drink a day

[obtuse jay]

I like red bull

[deft jolt]

Dang 💀

[obtuse jay]

[sullen ibex]

i think like

[stiff oyster]

youre a graduate?

[sullen ibex]

once u get on the coffee/energy drink cycle

[misty tartan]

I bought Celsius bc it had the most caffeine

[sullen ibex]

ur cooked

thats why i dont wanan get on it

[deft jolt]

I’ll be so sleep deprived (not that I’m not already)

[misty tartan]

I’ve been meaning to try monster ultra

[misty tartan]

Yes

[shrewd compass]

my one friend wsa pushing 4 redbulls a day 😭

[obtuse jay]

I just like the taste of red bull

[stiff oyster]

i drank 2 celcius today and i swear it did nothing

im still sleepy

[misty tartan]

I’m off energy drinks now

[sullen ibex]

yal lr crazy

[deft jolt]

I don’t think that’s healthy 😭

[misty tartan]

I drink coffee here and there but it usually makes me tired

[deft jolt]

Lmao

Keeping record is wild

[spice thicket]

y’all need to try NOCCO

best stuff

150 mg of caffeine in a single drink

[misty tartan]

My dad drinks 8 cups of coffee a day

And diet cokes in between

[deft jolt]

0_o

[spice thicket]

the diet cokes cancelled it out

[misty tartan]

It also has caffeine

[misty tartan]

Bc he was a lawyer until last month

[white sapphire]

yay

[spice thicket]

yes

[misty tartan]

He counted down the days until retirement since years ago

And he’d fall asleep on the couch without realizing he fell asleep

[deft jolt]

oh wow, he’s been meaning to get out xd

[spice thicket]

when the rules say no substances even if it’s legal in ur jurisdiction what is that even meant to mean

[misty tartan]

Yeah he did not like working for the gov

[misty tartan]

It means idgaf if alcohol is legal at 12 where you live I’m not letting you discuss it

[spice thicket]

ah okay

fair enough

[deft jolt]

Erk

[next goblet]

18 hrs

[deft jolt]

How many times do I have write “I will get into Cornell.” for it to come true

give me a number

🙏

[obtuse jay]

67

[deft jolt]

You got it 🫡

[spice thicket]

yes

[deft jolt]

^^^

[obtuse jay]

[spice thicket]

18 times then 65 times

[misty tartan]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/s/PCJKF9kVSh

[deft jolt]

ok, 18 times on whiteboard, then 65 times on paper ig

[spice thicket]

Combine together 1865

[deft jolt]

Oh okay

I’ll work on that in my study halls today

[spice thicket]

the founding year of Cornell

[deft jolt]

👍

[misty tartan]

Oh actually I’ll do you one better

https://www.rxddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/s/esc4ogNz0C

Watch the video

[deft jolt]

OH that one

[spice thicket]

Was thinking this better be a shitposts Wednesday one

[deft jolt]

I remember seeing that lmao

[spice thicket]

maybe it manifested? Who knows…

[deft jolt]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[obtuse jay]

[spice thicket]

how many of yall have acted super nonchalant about your decision coming out soon

[obtuse jay]

No

[deft jolt]

Like in what way

Wdym

[obtuse jay]

Nobody is gonna believe bro

[spice thicket]

they don’t believe me

[spice thicket]

“How do you feel about Cornell?” “Are you nervous?” “What do you think you’re going to get back?”

[deft jolt]

“I absolutely love it, best ivy out there!” “Super nervous, I can’t even contain my excitement!” “I’m feeling lucky this cycle, so I think I have an acceptance awaiting me”

Does that sound interview enough

[spice thicket]

lmao

[deft jolt]

Isn’t there thing “Go Red!”

[spice thicket]

I hope I get good news but reality will hit like a truck

[spice thicket]

yes

*big red

[deft jolt]

We’ll have a happy result today 🙏

just believeee

[spice thicket]

I try !!!

[rigid falcon]

YES!

😭

[deft jolt]

YES!

where’s your pfp btw 😭

[deft jolt]

-# I wrote it out

[rigid falcon]

This is in my reposts lol

[deft jolt]

why was he banned? 🥀

[misty tartan]

He’s not slick

That was insanely dumb considering his initial ban wasn’t even permanent

And now it is

[deft jolt]

what was he banned for the first time

[misty tartan]

Repeated portal astrology after being warned

[ashen warren]

who was banned

[deft jolt]

Outlaw 😔

[shrewd compass]

@misty tartan not to be like that guy but whats the problem with portal astrology? personally don't think its that deep, but i also personally think i have a shot at cornell so my thoughts are not the most trustworthy of sources

[misty tartan]

!portalrule

[fading bridge]

Any discussion about whether or not material you've received or a change related to your college portal means you've been accepted/rejected/etc. falls under "portal astrology" and is not allowed. This includes suggesting that having a button on your portal determines if you get in or not, a checklist disappearing meaning you're rejected, or assuming financial aid emails get you into a school. This is due to these speculations being usually incorrect, and can cause the spread of misinformation, panic, and anxiety at some of the most stressful times.

[ashen warren]

who is outlaw

[shrewd compass]

icic

[misty tartan]

We don’t even perm ban for portal astrology the vast majority of the time the issue is this guy couldn’t stand not being in applyingtocollege discord for a couple days that he ban evaded

And that turns into a perm ban

[shrewd compass]

wait but he he odesn't represent cornell inc ✊ 😔 pls let us contine our bonk gambling

[ashen warren]

ohh this person

[ashen warren]

r u a mod

damn!

[misty tartan]

No I’m just a tryhard

[deft jolt]

It says so 🥀

[misty tartan]

I really hope the mods will pick me

[ashen warren]

do the mods get paid

[misty tartan]

No we run off donations to cover our expenses though

Bc we pay for stuff like website domains

And bots

[ashen warren]

ohhh i see

[deft jolt]

Not to speculate… but I think decisions are out today 🤯

[ashen warren]

its still wednesday in my timezone

[deft jolt]

The portal gives a clue abt it

[deft jolt]

Oh dang

1am for me 🥀

[misty tartan]

What’s gonna happen to this thread after early decisions

It’s way ahead in message count rn

[deft jolt]

Wdym ahead

Like of other threads?

[ashen warren]

are u more people talking here

[misty tartan]

Like compared to others in messages

[deft jolt]

Leave it for the history 🗣️

[misty tartan]

It’s at 19k second closest is penn at 11k

[deft jolt]

or repurpose for RD idk

[ashen warren]

woah

[deft jolt]

Hah

[misty tartan]

We do leave them for rd yes

[shrewd compass]

its cuz cornell is so like that

[deft jolt]

We win ez

[ashen warren]

is it bc more ppl applied to cornell

or just

[misty tartan]

But if people get rejected idk if they’re staying

[ashen warren]

we yap ao lot

[shrewd compass]

i will be doing alot of whining in here in about 24 hours

😊

[misty tartan]

#1448830292482719914

That’s whining

[deft jolt]

noooo we got this

[pearl river]

is this an alt

[deft jolt]

Is there a reject whining

[misty tartan]

Yes which is why it’s gone

[misty tartan]

There is #💪-chad-rejects for short posts but it’s not a vent channel however you can add your rejections to the leaderboard

[pearl river]

😭 no wonder that name looked famiilar

[misty tartan]

I need a new name for it tho

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17UTbdhYzVMesl0K-LVz9r_R8FteFLFCA4DP_kJtDL9Q/edit?usp=drivesdk

[deft jolt]

I’ll ping you later today for my 2 rejection streak

Cornell’s result is inevitable 😔

[misty tartan]

Maybe I should change the leaderboard back to yield protections

Wait actually

That may not be a horrible idea

Bc

I also happen to own a certain web domain

What domain you may ask?

https://yieldprotected.com/discord

😄

[deft jolt]

I can’t accept the invite

[deft jolt]

Ngl, my rejections being called a yield protection feels worse 🙏

Maybe that’s just me though

[misty tartan]

Oh hm

[misty tartan]

It’s a redirect domain that I need to put to use

[deft jolt]

Maybe do a poll idk

[misty tartan]

Rn it redirects to all A2C website stuff

https://yieldprotected.com/decision-calendar

[deft jolt]

Oh I was kidding lol

Can I submit a decision date for 2026 🥸

[misty tartan]

Well I still need to use the domain

[misty tartan]

What do you have

[deft jolt]

Uh

Let me come up with something, and I’ll get back to you

[misty tartan]

The other domain we own is https://chanceme.org but we alr have use for it

[deft jolt]

Cornell 69…

hm

maybe I get in, maybe I don’t

[shrewd compass]

ook wtv i get in chance me first decsion is what im going to accept happens for me at cornell

[deft jolt]

That’s what I did 😭

[shrewd compass]

😭 WHY IS IT GETTING MY HOPES UP

[deft jolt]

Guys, I think chance me is just a RNG—

🥸

[deft jolt]

BC WE’RE GETTING IN TODAY/TMRW

okay? :p

[misty tartan]

We did do this

[shrewd compass]

!chance

[misty tartan]

We used a bot

To change everyone’s name in the server

[deft jolt]

I can’t tell if this is serious or satire

[deft jolt]

Oh lmao

[shrewd compass]

gg

[misty tartan]

The server was less than half the size back then idk if it’d work now

But we just took all schools in the U.S. news national rankings and randomly assigned them to users along with a number between 0 and 100 however devs screwed up and made it 101 so I had to cover it up

And then end of day we reset all names back

[deft jolt]

Lmao

We should do it again when ED rounds are over

Or smth

[misty tartan]

It took 4 or so hours to change names at 18k members

[deft jolt]

also, website gave me 69% for Cornell, bot gave me 68%… why are they similar 😭

[misty tartan]

We are now at 46k

[deft jolt]

oh

You did it manually…

[misty tartan]

No

We used bot

But rate limits

[deft jolt]

Ah

[misty tartan]

I did do it manually the day before and then I asked a couple people if they could bot it

And then they did

It was an idea I had off the top of my head

That’s how a lot of this server works

[deft jolt]

Do financial aid awards release with decisions or after?

[sullen ibex]

with i think

o its ed idxk

[worthy hazel]

it’s so joever

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

7 pm est right

[sullen ibex]

damn tahts kidna late

[worthy hazel]

I have it right after a test it’s so mid

[sullen ibex]

thats when my final starts

lol

chill bro chill

jsit wait for the deicsion

[worthy hazel]

getting ready to fill out my ed2 to Hopkins tomorrow alr 🥹✌️

[mellow dragon]

that doesnt mean anything

[sullen ibex]

lmaoo what major r u

[sudden radish]

Damn my heart dropped when I saw the word denied

[worthy hazel]

East asian studies 😭

[sudden radish]

Thx guys

[mellow dragon]

pls cornell i need this

[sullen ibex]

r u actually interested in it or r u smurfing to get in

[mellow dragon]

my financial portal still hasnt changed

[worthy hazel]

I’m actually interested in East Asian politics and economy

[severe tide]

🌽 🌽 🌽 🙏 🥹

[worthy hazel]

big fan of Chinese Japanese relations and americas role in it

Been saying Cornell is doodoo to try to cope but I will be so stressed tmrw

whatever I go on break the day after

[steel swan]

same

[karmic nacelle]

this is weird to ask but do unis go all out for holidays like christmas? what ab stuff that arent christian like eid or idk

[sudden radish]

Brother why did you delete my message, I wasn't trying to compute my acceptance chance based on a thing on the portal, I genuinely did not understand what that was

[potent pond]

@glad swift 💀 i cant tell the birds apart between two clips and its screwing me over

[mild flume]

17 more godforsaken hours

[ionic minnow]

YESS

[mild flume]

also what happened to outlaw

[ionic minnow]

Been censoring c*rnell when i bring it up to friends

[misty tartan]

The winter admissions office break lines up with Christmas and a few others but it’s also taken out of convenience

That period falls right after they’re reasonably able to push out early decisions so it’s nice to let their staff relax after such a busy period

If you happen to celebrate holidays outside of that like Eid your luck will be based off state laws and employers rules

Also in the U.S. there’s a statistical majority celebrating winter holidays so even disregarding convenience admissions wise they’d likely be short staffed if they tried to hold people in which makes it easier to pre plan a blanket break instead of worrying about a head count

[deft jolt]

Banned

[mild flume]

what

mfers out here treating schizo astrology like the fruit of knowledge

[misty tartan]

Well he ban evaded

Which did not help his temporary ban stay temporarily

[karmic nacelle]

Do y’all have an estimate of when winter break usually is

[karmic nacelle]

Like is it on the same dates or does it change

[misty tartan]

It varies by office but you could assume it’ll start around the time the school’s finals end

[deft jolt]

“I think they switched my name to my nickname instead of first name, so I will definitely get accepted! 🥸”

[karmic nacelle]

I need to see if my birthday is during a vacation for once 😭

[misty tartan]

So are you asking from an admissions or student perspective

The latter is much easier to check

[misty tartan]

Like you can just google the school name and academic calendar and the student breaks will pop up

I assumed this was about employees

[deft jolt]

Ooo what is recognition ceremony?

[misty tartan]

I think that’s just graduation

[lusty hinge]

Graduation in winter

its not a full ceremony like summer at most places

[formal peak]

wait people graduate in winter?

[deft jolt]

Ah okay

Interesting

[formal peak]

is it like they finish courses early or what?

[lusty hinge]

Yep. Early graduation

[misty tartan]

Early or late tbh

[lusty hinge]

or in the bad case late

[deft jolt]

Gotcha

[formal peak]

bruh.. id still wait for the big thing yk.. its more fun

[lusty hinge]

you are allowed to still come back for the big thing

If you say work working in SF, do you wanna fly back though

[formal peak]

hell no

[lusty hinge]

or even worse if you were international and went back to your home country in Asia or Australia or whatever

[lusty hinge]

thats why theres a smaller one during winter

[worthy hazel]

It’s absolutely worsening my mood AND AND i know the result alr omfg

[deft jolt]

guys how do we prepare to open…

[worthy hazel]

Rejection simulator

[deft jolt]

to open ACCEPTANCES

[formal peak]

you dont

[deft jolt]

Idek where to find one

[vocal fable]

its jinx

[deft jolt]

As in

[vocal fable]

https://ivyhub.org/rejection-simulators/

[mild flume]

draw a blood pentagram on the floor

[deft jolt]

Maybe a crop circle too

[worthy hazel]

“Cornell I have summoned a demon and if you dont accept me i will unleash it on campus.”

[deft jolt]

In a corn field

[formal peak]

send that to the dean

[karmic nacelle]

No lol i was asking from a student's perspective

[sullen ibex]

wsg late night sleepers

btw

cornell acceptance letter is not accurate

[worthy hazel]

Tomorrow’s gonna feel like CRAP

But at least i will be freed

[formal peak]

guys pls

i got rejected from pton

[karmic nacelle]

am i the only exception

[deft jolt]

Late night entry #2 🔥

Wsg

[sullen ibex]

tuff

is cornell ur rd backup

[deft jolt]

Wdym

[sullen ibex]

L decision shouldve ed'd cornell

[sullen ibex]

the ivy hub thing whatever acceptnace simulator

[deft jolt]

I’m EDing here, maybe RD Princeton 😛

[formal peak]

no... i dont have safeties, cause im intl, and i have a auto acceptance spot at a t25 uni in germany

[mild flume]

bro came in here just to flex

[formal peak]

brudda

[sullen ibex]

a t25 uni in germany cant be that good

[formal peak]

pls...

[deft jolt]

lmao

[formal peak]

the competition is unimaginable here in the us

it was a bad decision picking pton

[deft jolt]

Yes 😭

[formal peak]

as intl as well

[worthy hazel]

It’s never joever we will do well tomorrow

[sullen ibex]

lol rejection is redirection ah moment

[tall marsh]

redirection is rejection*

im joking dont ban me

[mellow dragon]

nah cuh

its so joever

[sullen ibex]

yall havnet evne gotten ur deicsions yall gotta not be pessimistic

idk y but i was pretty optimistic ab gettign in here

[tall marsh]

you're right

i need to karma farm

[shrewd compass]

i like

kinda accepted my place in society 😔

[sullen ibex]

yo chill bro

i bet my bonks on u

[tall marsh]

that is a crazy stretch'

[sullen ibex]

this better work out

[shrewd compass]

there are

41 bonks saying i get rej from cornell as of now

😭

[deft jolt]

Ok, I’m getting in too then!

-# 🙏

[shrewd compass]

@sullen ibex 😭 😭

[shrewd compass]

oh bronzymike got purged 💀 chloe on a mission or smth

[mild flume]

and again…

[deft jolt]

Tripled purged

[next goblet]

oh dang

did he get banned

[deft jolt]

Yes

[next goblet]

ooooof

bro couldnt wait 15 hours

[deft jolt]

Should be temp but idk

Lmao

So λ

[mild flume]

my guy did go on the ultimate blackpill astrology rampage so makes sense

[deft jolt]

Do you like half life the game

[lusty hinge]

how many did you bet

[deft jolt]

Hi admiral, sir! 🫡

[shrewd compass]

admiral, sir :o7

[deft jolt]

the fleet is ready for d-day…

(Decision day)

[mild flume]

yo since we snitched and all yknow can you pretty please hand us ALL some bonks

[shrewd compass]

bonks pls 😭 im 20 off from t5 bonker

NAHHHH

[next goblet]

guys

[shrewd compass]

I SNITCHED

FK YALL

[next goblet]

they have our decisions in their file somewhere

[deft jolt]

I didn’t say nothing

[shrewd compass]

where my bonkres at 😔

[deft jolt]

Bro is fighting to be a snitch 😭

[mild flume]

we are breaking in to get those decisions 15 mins early

[deft jolt]

anywho

[shrewd compass]

@misty tartan 20 bonks for w snitch would be nice 😔

[rugged jungle]

@shrewd compass suddenly feels a deep need to thwack people...

[shrewd compass]

portal astrology ❌portal robbery ✅

[shrewd compass]

NO WAY LMAOOOOOO

[rugged jungle]

Bonked uomq#0

[shrewd compass]

can someone pull up the leaderboard

mods pls 🙏

[deft jolt]

Can I have some bc I never got more after the inflation last time

[misty tartan]

You have 21

[shrewd compass]

u have to gamble for them

[misty tartan]

I usually start people w 20

[shrewd compass]

check pinned

[rugged jungle]

🏆 Top 10 Bonkers

1. fat doujiang — 🔨 2070 bonks
2. dg | penn — 🔨 1000 bonks
3. zhettsu — 🔨 977 bonks
4. emi | meow meow meow — 🔨 150 bonks
5. lambda | D1 Cornell, D2 CMU Simp — 🔨 133 bonks
6. Pan — 🔨 127 bonks
7. Dove | Maths @ UCI — 🔨 100 bonks
8. Ford | Pomona College '29 — 🔨 99 bonks
9. cloud | 17/23 | columbia defer — 🔨 97 bonks
10. ca1y — 🔨 57 bonks

[deft jolt]

Ok, can I gamble on myself

[misty tartan]

It got unpinned when Astro started earlier

[shrewd compass]

IM A T5 BONKER WOOHOOOOO

[mild flume]

FUCK

[shrewd compass]

yk if u gave me perms id fix it for u ❤️

[rugged jungle]

@indigo lantern suddenly feels a deep need to thwack people...

[mild flume]

HOW MANY PEOPLE DO I HAVE TO THROW UNDER THE BUS FOR MORE BONKS

[misty tartan]

Fix what

[shrewd compass]

the unpinned stuff

it wad doke

[rugged jungle]

Bonked carly#0

[misty tartan]

I’m not giving you pin perms

[deft jolt]

bonk

[shrewd compass]

ok time to start bonkversiting in gneeral 🖊️

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDiplhFHPFyeXkn_enoCek1VMtx4adGXNcgDeeyaa3c/edit?gid=0#gid=0

[rugged jungle]

Bonked uomq#0

[shrewd compass]

gamble ur bonks here btw

[deft jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-cat-slap-cat-gif-22044106

[rugged jungle]

Bonked carly#0

🏆 Top 25 Bonkers

1. fat doujiang — 🔨 2070 bonks
2. dg | penn — 🔨 1000 bonks
3. zhettsu — 🔨 977 bonks
4. emi | meow meow meow — 🔨 150 bonks
5. lambda | D1 Cornell, D2 CMU Simp — 🔨 132 bonks
6. Pan — 🔨 127 bonks
7. Dove | Maths @ UCI — 🔨 100 bonks
8. Ford | Pomona College '29 — 🔨 99 bonks
9. cloud | 17/23 | columbia defer — 🔨 97 bonks
10. ca1y — 🔨 57 bonks
11. erkgoat | Cornell 30’?? — 🔨 44 bonks
12. aimerfan — 🔨 39 bonks
13. swara freshman-hater | rice '30 — 🔨 30 bonks
14. blanco9696 — 🔨 26 bonks
15. krypticshn — 🔨 25 bonks
16. thenextworstone — 🔨 24 bonks
17. kazwithknives | harvard '29 — 🔨 24 bonks
18. Shika | Physics @ NU ‘29 — 🔨 22 bonks
19. Possibilities(UCLA '29) — 🔨 21 bonks
20. Kurinell — 🔨 20 bonks
21. nczhzkfxglx — 🔨 20 bonks
22. someone give me a referral pls — 🔨 20 bonks
23. chabbythesticken — 🔨 20 bonks
24. cas | davidson '30 — 🔨 20 bonks
25. yurrice222 — 🔨 20 bonks

Bonked admidral#0

[next goblet]

guys

[rugged jungle]

Bonked A2CBot#7271

[next goblet]

i drank 2 monsters

cuz i have a flight soon

im lowk shaking rn

wth

[deft jolt]

uhm

[mild flume]

holy locked

[deft jolt]

Shouldn’t have done that ig?

[mild flume]

drink more bro let’s see what happens

[deft jolt]

I need school to be over today ngl 🫩

[mild flume]

i’ve got three more finals and i’m disregarding them all

[next goblet]

i had my last final ystd

[deft jolt]

I had three yesterday lmao

One more today

I’m so zoned out

Crashing this year, genuinely

[ashen warren]

damn everything deleted

[mild flume]

my copium has pushed me from “i’m gonna lock in” to “i’ll do some work but i’ll have some fun” to “my grade can take the hit”

[deft jolt]

SAME…

[lusty hinge]

copium or senioritis

[deft jolt]

I’m now having to cram everything bc parents are forcing me 🙏

[mild flume]

both. both is correct

[deft jolt]

Yes both

I’m burnt the hell out

[lusty hinge]

Cramming working for yall is nice

[deft jolt]

I can’t wait for summer break 🤤

[next goblet]

summer break???

😭

[lusty hinge]

I just forget within 3 mins

[shrewd compass]

@lusty hinge u should gamble some bonks on whether i get in cornell or not

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDiplhFHPFyeXkn_enoCek1VMtx4adGXNcgDeeyaa3c/edit?gid=0#gid=0

👀

[mild flume]

who said it worked?

[deft jolt]

Yea

What about it

[lusty hinge]

Sure but who am i gambling with?

[deft jolt]

Can we gamble on u

[shrewd compass]

uh me and @deft jolt will match ur bet

we broke tho

[deft jolt]

I got 18 bonks fym

😭

[shrewd compass]

so we can put up 18

each

[deft jolt]

Lmao

[shrewd compass]

😈

[deft jolt]

I bet 10 on erk already

[shrewd compass]

uh so 8

[deft jolt]

So I bet 4 on me getting in

And 4 on lambda getting in

[shrewd compass]

its not on the sheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDiplhFHPFyeXkn_enoCek1VMtx4adGXNcgDeeyaa3c/edit?gid=0#gid=0

put it on the daym sheet

[deft jolt]

Idk

[lusty hinge]

also yall do realize I do have access to the underlying bonk DB right?

[deft jolt]

Too lazy

[deft jolt]

DB?

[shrewd compass]

pluh

[deft jolt]

database?

[shrewd compass]

list ur wagers and ill add them

[shrewd compass]

hes balling

@deft jolt list ur wagers

[deft jolt]

10 for erk accepted
4 for me accepted
4 for you accepted

[shrewd compass]

fking 90's NYSE aah

[deft jolt]

What

NYSE?

[shrewd compass]

ny stock exchange

im fking middlemanning 😭

[misty tartan]

You waiting for split bonks

[deft jolt]

running in the 90s…

[lusty hinge]

we can make that happen

[misty tartan]

Yes teach the children a lesson about gambling and make fake stocks they can put their bonks into

[deft jolt]

Yay!

[shrewd compass]

https://tenor.com/view/gohan-its-so-peak-gohan-crying-gohan-its-so-peak-peak-gif-11211568239007237362

[mild flume]

can we play bonk poker

[deft jolt]

I love learning to gamble before college!

[misty tartan]

Maybe we can even rug pull some a2crypto

[deft jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/ae86-mrs-zzw30-initial-d-fifth-stage-gif-26142650

[misty tartan]

They alr have discord poker

[shrewd compass]

can we have a gambling channel for blackjack bots for bonks

[lusty hinge]

Maybe I can offer bonk markets that you can buy/sell against

[deft jolt]

This is a bonk (fire) idea

[shrewd compass]

you haven't submitted a bonk stake yet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDiplhFHPFyeXkn_enoCek1VMtx4adGXNcgDeeyaa3c/edit?gid=0#gid=0

[lusty hinge]

And who is gonna put all the dev hours into that?

[shrewd compass]

u2 admiral

[deft jolt]

Why is the Cornell thread inventing bonk investing here

like genuinely what is this thread 😭

[shrewd compass]

https://tenor.com/view/he-doesnt-know-gif-13160798356553743337

u got this twin ❤️

[mild flume]

can we invest bonks on the S&P 500

[deft jolt]

We trust you ❤️

Lmao

[pearl river]

16 hours left

[shrewd compass]

shiro where is your bonk gambling investment

[misty tartan]

You can

The bot is open source

[pearl river]

I think I don’t have any

[shrewd compass]

wheres the repo

[shrewd compass]

chloe's gonna do her thing dw

[deft jolt]

I’m below 20 bonks, Chloe ;)

[misty tartan]

And I’m below a million dollars

[deft jolt]

Print more then

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[pearl river]

Humble

[deft jolt]

She has $999,999.99

[rugged jungle]

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[deft jolt]

Below 1 mil 🙄

[shrewd compass]

its fking 3am why are yall not sleeping 😭

[lusty hinge]

[deft jolt]

What time is it for you

[mild flume]

california

[shrewd compass]

not t5 bonker?? smh

[rugged jungle]

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[misty tartan]

Python or Rust

https://github.com/Applying2College/A2CBot

https://github.com/Applying2College/A2CBotRust

[shrewd compass]

ew rust

[void hatch]

based to have a rust version

[lusty hinge]

If people are willing to contribute to python I need to backmerge some changes I made

[misty tartan]

Well ask the children

[mild flume]

advertise it as an EC

[misty tartan]

Idk I don’t do ts 🥀

[deft jolt]

I need to learn programming still… soooo someone else has that

[misty tartan]

That was the point of #📽-a2c-projects

[mild flume]

watch the starved CS kids scamper around for it

[deft jolt]

LMAO

[lusty hinge]

just so you know there is such a thing as being in bonk debt