Cornell University (2025-2026)

[sullen ibex]

technically over 4.0 actually

we have a+

[severe mantle]

lowkey u could try for ib w/ t hat

[sullen ibex]

im like 4.02 or osmething

nah bro the issue is techs

i dont got it in me

[severe mantle]

ah

[sullen ibex]

its too late

[severe mantle]

ic ic ic

[sullen ibex]

and ive only networked for pwm

[severe mantle]

well

4.0 is competitive as f uck

i didnt have that

i had a 3.9 yo

[sullen ibex]

lol hopefully that does sm for me

[severe mantle]

it will

u rarely see 4.0s

[sullen ibex]

ive been like avoiding hard calsses just to do that

[severe mantle]

is cornell inflated

or ur just goated

[sullen ibex]

nah bro

were hella deflated

cs avg gpa is a 3.0

im just avoiding hard calsses

[severe mantle]

damn

[sullen ibex]

so i can keep it up

[severe mantle]

alr good good

[sullen ibex]

my friends mog me in terms of how far they r in curriculum

[severe mantle]

if u can make ur resume look good, and maintain that 4.0 you could def get a offer for pwm

for sure

[sullen ibex]

aight bet bet

igotat brush up on markets stuff tho

[severe mantle]

yeah 4.0 is really good

[sullen ibex]

thats all they ask about

and like portfolio stuff

like how u would invest x amount of money into x dif things

[severe mantle]

pwm shenanigans

[sullen ibex]

man goldman is fucking me rn

might be cooked htere

[potent pond]

Varies by major lowk

These info sci rats cannot complain

[severe mantle]

i also didnt know u were in cas

i thought u were in normal fin

😭

[sullen ibex]

im cs econ double major lol not dyson

[severe mantle]

yeah

[sullen ibex]

i couldve transferred cuz my gpa was high enough but im trynna keep the cs

i think itll be useful in the long term

[severe mantle]

doubt it

[plucky bolt]

Applying to info sci 🤞

[sullen ibex]

ive had a lotta ppl i chat w tell me its cool that i have that background idk lol

gives me something to talk ab to

[potent pond]

Lol said w love, as an info sci major myself

[severe mantle]

oh

your talking about cs

yeah

thats pretty nice

[sullen ibex]

ye

[severe mantle]

if you ever wanna go into vc it would be useful

thats my goal for now

[plucky bolt]

Info sci sounds like the dopest major I’ve ever heard

[sullen ibex]

u want a connect at bcv?

[potent pond]

Its v cool theres a bunch of diff concentrations u can do

[severe mantle]

i lowkey already got something set up

i just need a couple years of experience

[sullen ibex]

damn bro alr

[potent pond]

Im personally Ux

[severe mantle]

yeah

[potent pond]

Ik lots doing data sci tho cuz quant

[sullen ibex]

im connected w this person at bcv lol

[severe mantle]

thats dope

[sullen ibex]

she told me to get like 1-2 yrs of exp then apply there

[severe mantle]

r u interested in vc?

[sullen ibex]

and like to keep i touhc in meantime and stuff

yea fs

oth my parents worked on startups

im form the bay area bro

i think like what id wanna do is like either pwm long term or consulting -> vc

[severe mantle]

i really want a16z or sequioa im really interested in their growth funds

LOL

u from the bay area

[plucky bolt]

a16z speedrun

[sullen ibex]

i think my friends dad is an md or osmething at sequoia lol

[severe mantle]

vc starter pack

[sullen ibex]

whatever its called

hes hella high

[severe mantle]

aura

[sullen ibex]

this guys super philanthropic

hes always donating sutff

[severe mantle]

yeah he prob makes 3m +

min

[sullen ibex]

yea lmao

so pe not hte lfie for u?

[severe mantle]

nah man too much hours

its better then IB

though

[sullen ibex]

what it look like

9-9?

[severe mantle]

I also dont want to say in nyc for forever

[severe mantle]

around

[sullen ibex]

pwm analyst is 7:30-7 or something 🥀

[spice thicket]

what is going on

[severe mantle]

DAMN

[sullen ibex]

its lowkey the same but u just wake up earlier and sleep later

[severe mantle]

wtf

i thought pwm was way chiller

[sullen ibex]

yea theres a morning meeting at 8am each day its mandatory for jpm at least

[severe mantle]

crazy

[sullen ibex]

thats what the analsyts told me

for nyc office at least

its that

if ur not in nyc cultuer is chiller

i think nyc just got that grind culture bro

ppl in the sf office were like

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan still considering the idea of a Cornell A2C banner for tmmrw?

[severe mantle]

i mean u make the most in nyc

makes sense

[sullen ibex]

8-6 or something

kinad better

[severe mantle]

its a lot better then IB at least

[sullen ibex]

where u trynna go long term

bay?

[celest zephyr]

Ofc lets not discuss it here

But still

[severe mantle]

yeah

[shrewd compass]

holy cornell email

yipeee

[sullen ibex]

fire yea

[spice thicket]

lambdaaaa wsppp

[sullen ibex]

bay area such a good place

[misty tartan]

Do you wanna make one

[shrewd compass]

wsp twinnn

[severe mantle]

i know man its pretty

[sullen ibex]

my goal is also like nyc a few year -> ca somewhere

la and sd r super nice as well btw

[spice thicket]

if you will use it I will try and make one

[severe mantle]

yeah id have to see i wanna go somewhere warmer

[misty tartan]

I can’t guarantee it but I’ll try

[severe mantle]

i lived in wisco which is cold ash and then nyc which isnt much better

[shrewd compass]

the geo phd dude said he'd look into it im ont sure if he did tho

[sullen ibex]

bro comign from the bay to cornell is so terrible bro

[spice thicket]

you got on the email train?? we finally get the confirmation

[shrewd compass]

you can ask

[misty tartan]

Who

[severe mantle]

yeah welcome to hell

[sullen ibex]

the first winter brutalized me

im a little more accustomed now

[spice thicket]

okay can you send like previous ones so I know like what kind of style they typically are, otherwise I'll just take creative liberty

[misty tartan]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14NN-f5I16NxYRb96oSz55chjH7vne_rIZY14LI6sP3Q/edit?usp=drivesdk

[severe mantle]

is cornell out tmrw?

[shrewd compass]

dr squirmy

i don wanna ping him

[sullen ibex]

ye

[spice thicket]

yo the a2c 1 one is sick we should use that one for thursday

[sullen ibex]

wharont out tmrw too?

[spice thicket]

*thursday

[severe mantle]

nah its out 18th

[spice thicket]

oopsie

[sullen ibex]

wait also bro y u worrying ab ur brother

what if bros fine

u gotta worry afteer the 18th

[severe mantle]

idk man

his uw is kinda low

[sullen ibex]

but ngl if wharton doesnt work out tell him to com eto dyson

[misty tartan]

The what

[severe mantle]

its crazy u need a 3.9+ now

[severe mantle]

yeah i might

[sullen ibex]

dysons pretty fire

[spice thicket]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1avTT-AtlYjxSHiVyP_2rOgZhBzuZZ8NA/view?usp=share_link

[sullen ibex]

the biz clubs here actually feed into top ib

[severe mantle]

yeah

[misty tartan]

You don’t get both slots

[severe mantle]

i was thinking stern too but apparently its a semi target now

it used to be good

[spice thicket]

wdym

[severe mantle]

💔

[spice thicket]

I

[sullen ibex]

this is our top finance club look at this lmao

[shrewd compass]

@misty tartan just putting it out there that a2c >> a2cornell is so tuffff 😍 its meant to be yk fuck penn and harvard

[sullen ibex]

not that im in it 🥀

but yea

[misty tartan]

I’m not making both icon and banner Cornell when 3 schools release that day

[spice thicket]

I would take the small lil server icon lowkey

[severe mantle]

direct to PE?

damn they do that at cornell

never knew

[misty tartan]

None of the other schools have banners

[sullen ibex]

yea we have direct to pe's

[spice thicket]

oh

soooo

i'll try

[sullen ibex]

those r for like top top ppl tho

[shrewd compass]

harvard no banner? i thought someone did it

[sullen ibex]

u gotta be helal cracked

[severe mantle]

u would be up there

[sullen ibex]

kkr does pe ercruiting here too acutally

[severe mantle]

if u were in dyson

4.0

[misty tartan]

Oh maybe I might’ve forgotten

[sullen ibex]

lmaoo nah i need the techs bro

[severe mantle]

did any get recruited

[misty tartan]

I took Benadryl and slept 14 hours last night

[severe mantle]

bro just study and prep for a month or two

[sullen ibex]

yea i think so lemme look

[spice thicket]

so valid

[sullen ibex]

i remember i think this dude from akpsi here got kkr pe

i remember talking to him

cuz i rushed akpsi

[severe mantle]

damn nice

[sullen ibex]

made their final round but didnt get it

[spice thicket]

so if harvard has a banner could we get the icon? @misty tartan

[severe mantle]

i lowkey underestimated cornell

[misty tartan]

Maybe

[sullen ibex]

lol wait i think proximity amtters a lot

it places super well for nyc

[sullen ibex]

bro i dont got taht type of time

also ib is not my lifestyle lowkey

cant do that shi

[spice thicket]

okay, just trying to represent my future alma mater (im coping)

[sullen ibex]

i could do pwm long term tho and just sit there and build my book

[severe mantle]

man if u were at wharton im ngl u wouldnt reall have to work for recruiting every week people r just at wharton networking with students and they have a really good network program

[spice thicket]

that's v valid

[severe mantle]

yes

super valid

[ocean beacon]

i feel like this is also one of the most active threads

[severe mantle]

i barely remember my time there bro

shit went by like aflash

[spice thicket]

yess!!!

[sullen ibex]

bro i saw an article

it was research article ab how

[misty tartan]

It doesn’t matter how active a thread is if its members end up being too lazy to contribute a design

[sullen ibex]

ppl who did ib had shorter lifespans bro

[spice thicket]

oh...

[severe mantle]

prob true

you never see anyone over 70

[ocean beacon]

wait ill deadass make a design rn

[severe mantle]

or 60

[spice thicket]

I'm an engineering student not a graphic designer but I can try

[sullen ibex]

i saw that shi and i was like theres no way this is sustainable

[severe mantle]

bro i thinl

think

[ocean beacon]

i thought it was like on file or smth

[severe mantle]

it pushed my hairine back a lil

maybe im tripping

[sullen ibex]

bro 😭

what r u bro 25?

[severe mantle]

that was my final straw

[sullen ibex]

aw hell nah

[severe mantle]

had to get outta there

[misty tartan]

I think I found a Harvard banner I just forgot to add bc somebody who didn’t make it sent it so I needed them to clear that up

[lilac lava]

how is breaking into HF or quant from undergrad

[severe mantle]

hf is impossible nearly

[sullen ibex]

i also saw like this article lmao

[shrewd compass]

@misty tartan cornell has the most active thread btw out of all the colleges so likeee pls don't double slime us 🙏

[severe mantle]

quant not that bad if ur spiked to it

[sullen ibex]

if mckinsey saying it its prob true

[severe mantle]

damn

[sullen ibex]

wait quant is so irrelevant to spike

[lilac lava]

oh damn

[sullen ibex]

u ahve to be like

super good at math/probaiblity

and just smart

[severe mantle]

nah i meant

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan I'll do the buy the coffee for a month if you do

[severe mantle]

ur math oriented

physics

cs

[sullen ibex]

yea yea

[shrewd compass]

my friend broke into j*ne street from umd undergrad.. def possible

[sullen ibex]

i might recruit quant just at sig

cuz im super connected w sig

but otherwise its prob oto hard

might as wel shoot for mbb instead

cuz its same timeine as consulting

and id rather focus on sm i can attain

[lilac lava]

oh fire

[misty tartan]

Which tier

[severe mantle]

my niche sports club was like a ivy feeder, 80% ivy rate and we all went into a form of finance, i gotta hella buddies in qfs rn

[sullen ibex]

wait the top ppl here can do hf i think

[spice thicket]

the 10 buck one for a month

[sullen ibex]

whats this sports club lmao

[severe mantle]

its harder then pe

[misty tartan]

Ok sure

[severe mantle]

it was for this winter olympic sport but we were all cracked outta our minds, like top 10 juniors, junior national team youth olympic team typa timing

[lilac lava]

idk i js feel like IB is 80 hours weeks anyways so might as well go to the highest paid 80 hr week job (HF, etc). but also i have no clue abt recruiting or anything

[misty tartan]

Yall get upset I forget things as if this isn’t a thing

[sullen ibex]

damn bro

i heard firms love student athletes

[misty tartan]

I’ve been pinged 80 times today alone

In applyingtocollege discord

[sullen ibex]

goldman had a netowrking just for studnet atheletes

[severe mantle]

you have no exit opps

out of hf

and hf is super job insecure

[severe mantle]

they like student athletes

[sullen ibex]

u just stay in it lmao

[severe mantle]

shows grit or some shit

[spice thicket]

so icon thursday is Cornell? if so I'd also like my role pls after i purchase

[sullen ibex]

yea tahts what ive heard

[severe mantle]

they fire u often

so its hard to

[lilac lava]

ohh ok

[severe mantle]

especially if your not proven via ib

[sullen ibex]

my buddy says u just jump around firms lol

[misty tartan]

If you link your discord the shiny one is automatic the booster color one is manually given once we figure out it’s you

[severe mantle]

yeah

its bad

if u fuck up one quarter its done for you

[spice thicket]

okay

[lilac lava]

so its like hella stress too

[sullen ibex]

he said his team needs to him 2% or else his entire team from pm down reagardless of any past performacne is fired

[severe mantle]

everything in high finance is hella stress cant lie

[sullen ibex]

u could be like 50% before but if u dont hit 2% this quarter ur fucked lmao

thats kinda crazy to me

[severe mantle]

yeah

its insane

you should always do some sort of ib before doing those careers

if your reputable they wont be so quick to give u the boot

[sullen ibex]

yea anyways i gotat lock in over winter break and shi

[severe mantle]

just grind man its gonna be worth it after

trust me

when those checks hit your gonna be thanking youtself

[sullen ibex]

might not evne get anything lol then i just gotat do consulting reucritment again

[severe mantle]

does mbb recruit junior or senior

or is it anytime

[severe mantle]

no clue how mbb really works

[ocean beacon]

here me out this is the vision

[misty tartan]

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1avTT-AtlYjxSHiVyP_2rOgZhBzuZZ8NA/view?usp=share_link

[ocean beacon]

that looks so cute

[sullen ibex]

both lol

its soph summer ercruiting for junior summer

[lilac lava]

so IB superdays are sophomore year, but consulting is junior/senior??

[sullen ibex]

and junoir summer for ft

[sullen ibex]

ye u dont gotta worry ab this gnag

[severe mantle]

ah

[sullen ibex]

u could also be a cool kid and recruit pwm 😎

[lilac lava]

yea u right ngl lmaooo

[sullen ibex]

cushy career

dont gotta worry much u just chill there and get promoted

[severe mantle]

or u could make 1m+ at 30 via ib into buy side

u might go bald though

[sullen ibex]

i actually think u could do that w pwm

[severe mantle]

u can but gotta be high profile

[sullen ibex]

but like ur first few years salary gets mogged by ib/pe

cuz once u get past lke the first 5 years and u start building ur client book

it scales really fast

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan im very excited to see the cornell icon or banner

[severe mantle]

i know a friend of mine at centeriview

hes on year 4 700k comp

shit is rediculous

[sullen ibex]

bro u wanan know sm crazy

ik someone at hrt

yr 5 1.4m

😭

[severe mantle]

what the fuck man

[sullen ibex]

also my friends js ft offer is 600k tc

[severe mantle]

im getting mogged

💔

[sullen ibex]

right outat colege bro

quants crazy

[severe mantle]

damn bro

hey

at least if i get to svp md level

ill mog them

....

[potent pond]

I like ur color

[sullen ibex]

bro i did the optiver oa and i knew i wasnt made for ts 🥀

[potent pond]

Its pretty

[spice thicket]

it lowkey matches the wooper blue

and thank you

[sullen ibex]

lmaoo maybe youll pivot to vc before that

[severe mantle]

i lowkey

yeah

unless i actually

start getting carry

then i might stay

so well see

[sullen ibex]

mm

yea imma go lock in

finals week

nice talkign to u bro

ur rly helpful ngl

sometime u owe me a linkedin connection bro

[severe mantle]

good luuck

hey maybe

[sullen ibex]

im at 473 lmao

almost there

[severe mantle]

i hit 500 last year lmao

[sullen ibex]

rly?

bro thats negative aura

u cant be in ib from wharton without 500

[severe mantle]

yeah i only did it with people i knew so it took me forever

[spice thicket]

whichever you pick

[severe mantle]

nah bro i got mds as connections

quality > quantity

[sullen ibex]

yea i only do ppl i know or ppl i chatted w or ppl who request me

aight bro hol up

😎

[severe mantle]

yo

thats fire

[sullen ibex]

im like that bro

[spice thicket]

this is crazy work

[severe mantle]

hey maybe i can get a division head as a connection soon

🙏

[sullen ibex]

lol fire

[deft jolt]

NY, NY is 🔥

[spice thicket]

i like the new name

[deft jolt]

thank you

The new role color matches your pfp

[spice thicket]

real

I did it cause chloe said she'd make it a cornell banner

[deft jolt]

do you help people with scholarships or smth?

Ah

[spice thicket]

no I donated to running their website

[spice thicket]

(or icon)

[deft jolt]

and so she’ll include Cornell in the icon on Thursday? 👀

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan ...

[deft jolt]

lol

[spice thicket]

I've held up my end of the bargain...

[severe mantle]

harvard and upenn is on thursday though

[misty tartan]

Well tomorrow is Wednesday

[deft jolt]

But Cornell better

[spice thicket]

I meant for thursday yk

[severe mantle]

uh

[misty tartan]

Wait until Thursday

[deft jolt]

🤫

[mild flume]

if we don't see that banner we are ALL getting denied

[spice thicket]

don't bring us a bad omen

[mild flume]

and it will be YOUR fault

[deft jolt]

Chloe, don’t do us dirty 🙏

[misty tartan]

Go listen to Michael buble Christmas

[spice thicket]

what is that

[spice thicket]

also the server tag KBP what is that

[misty tartan]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4F1LJJA4a5qEZdtK3rczD2?si=XNPimeTOQXGJUez3FzevFg&pi=eIjIm8YoRQO6f

I’m sure your parents love him

[spice thicket]

yeah

[deft jolt]

xd

[misty tartan]

Kilby block party

[spice thicket]

no clue what that is but go you!

[misty tartan]

You literally asked what the tag is

[spice thicket]

no yes I did i just thought I would know

[spice thicket]

OHHHH alex g makes me want to go immediately

[misty tartan]

This was last year when i went too

[mild flume]

guys pro tip for the stress: you should binge watch nathan for you

absolute peak

[spice thicket]

wow they keep pulling insane artists

and exactly where is the kilby block party

[misty tartan]

What does the poster say

[spice thicket]

oh

Salt Lake City!

[spice thicket]

i binge watch college decision reaction videos

I think I've gone through all the good ones by this point

[mild flume]

that's no fun

i despise watching other people be successful in life

[misty tartan]

What’s fun is to pause before they get the decision and guess what the outcome will be

We used to go in VC and do it together

As A2C

[spice thicket]

I would be so down to do that again

is anyone here recording a reaction video to their Cornell ED

I'm literally doing it just for my family

[deft jolt]

Oh shoot

I didn’t record MIT

lmao

[spice thicket]

oh!

[deft jolt]

I can’t tell if Falke is okay, sarcastic, or smth else…

[severe mantle]

did u get in?

[mild flume]

me neither

[deft jolt]

Rejected 😛

[severe mantle]

its to protect yield

trust

[spice thicket]

lmao

[deft jolt]

;(

[spice thicket]

cornell wants you trust

cornell wants us

[deft jolt]

I literally would have committed in a heart beat

Dream school since 5 💔

[severe mantle]

rip

[spice thicket]

I'm in the freezing cold tundra of northern alberta on vacation and I promise that if I get in I will go in shorts out into the snow and lay in it

[deft jolt]

-# I’d have to see Cornell ED ofc

[mild flume]

i looked at cornell for the sole reason of it reminded me of the singer

[severe mantle]

should of won a couple more IMOs ig

[deft jolt]

I hope you’re right 🙏

[deft jolt]

I won… 0

[spice thicket]

yeah woops I only got bronze at 2024

[deft jolt]

So you’re prob right

[pearl river]

are you going to banff

[deft jolt]

-# I never did any actually

[spice thicket]

nah my fam is in calgary I exaggerated with 'northern' alberta

[deft jolt]

Only bronze, okay 🙄

Go get accepted to Cornell already gng ✌️

[pearl river]

ah i see

almost thought another canadian appeared or smt until i saw "vacation"

[spice thicket]

no I lived in toronto for 5 years

I AM CANADIAN

my mother is from canada

@pearl river

[pearl river]

oh

lol

[deft jolt]

Oh so you’ll be fine in Cornell

[spice thicket]

yes

I actually quite like the cold weather

[deft jolt]

Maybe the shorts wasn’t an exaggeration…

[severe mantle]

ive been to calgary b4 for my sport

in hs

[spice thicket]

I've moved a lot a lot throughout my life and I always hated the warm places

[spice thicket]

oh thats sick

[severe mantle]

yeah ur ice rinks r nice man

[spice thicket]

beautiful calgary weather

[pearl river]

yikes

there hasnt been any snow in vancouver this entire year

[spice thicket]

no shot

[shrewd compass]

💀 💀 💀 a2chloe atp

mb

[spice thicket]

Also, everyone I know has gotten rejected from their ed schools (even though I knew they wouldnt get in because they didn't have a good enough profile) and it's quite demotivating

our only commit is to northeastern

[shrewd compass]

which ea/ed came out yesterday?

[mild flume]

duke

[spice thicket]

like in general

i think northwestern too

[mild flume]

my friend got denied from duke too

[spice thicket]

or was that tdy

[shrewd compass]

wait i mean today

sry

[spice thicket]

yeah bro it was so heartbreaking for my friend because his brother got in a year before him

[shrewd compass]

what colleges have come out

[spice thicket]

duke, Northwestern northeastern USC ED, Umich ED, Rice, MIT EA,

Princeton SCEA

[shrewd compass]

ye my friend said that he got a rejec yesterday

i ask him where

and he says or local cc

gatekeeping final boss 😔

probably mit

[spice thicket]

yeah

[deft jolt]

MIT today tho

[spice thicket]

my friend got deferred MIT but he applied upenn M&T so hopefully he gets that

[shrewd compass]

im 12 hours ahead timezone so im lwk confused asl 😭

[deft jolt]

Ah okay

[spice thicket]

dude Im so thankful im on north american timezone now

[deft jolt]

It’s almost 12am, so you’re pretty much right

[shrewd compass]

ye visiting family rn

[deft jolt]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[spice thicket]

hey guys what if we all show up to cornell to open decisions

[deft jolt]

Like… go to the Uni and then open 💀

[spice thicket]

yes

[deft jolt]

I wish

[spice thicket]

i saw someone do that on tiktok and they got rejected LMFAO

[mild flume]

what if we all show up to cornell even if we get denied and then take all the lectures and live in the boiler room of the dorms

[deft jolt]

😭

Vid???

[spice thicket]

it was heartbreaking

wait ill find it

[shrewd compass]

we should lwk not forget about the rest of us (me) after yall get into cornell 🥳

[deft jolt]

Lowk pretend to be a student

[pearl river]

mf treating ts like a gacha game pull

[shrewd compass]

no they have too much aura

[deft jolt]

you get in, I don’t

[shrewd compass]

also the campus

SO GOOD

oijdsafiaoifds

[deft jolt]

xd

[shrewd compass]

and why is vc full of loesrs rn

[deft jolt]

Wdym

Sameeee

[shrewd compass]

twinn

[deft jolt]

Two nights left 🙏

[shrewd compass]

wait

1 night

HA

[deft jolt]

I haven’t slept yet

So this night and next

For me

[shrewd compass]

im in a different timezone rn

[mild flume]

with the correct attitude we can make it zero

same

now it actually feels real

and that scares the hell out of me

[shrewd compass]

lost all confidence 2.5 weeks ago

[deft jolt]

Literally me an hour before MIT

Now I’m scared for Cornell

[shrewd compass]

i already started filling out my RD's 😭

[mild flume]

i haven't touched RD shit

[spice thicket]

I couldnt find the video

[mild flume]

its not that im confident, im just a bum

[deft jolt]

But you’re getting in, so why 💔

[spice thicket]

I have been writing all my RD supplements

[spice thicket]

LMFAOOO

[shrewd compass]

only 5 rd's left 🥳

[shrewd compass]

3.6gpa btw im NOT getting in 😭

applying for the dokes

[deft jolt]

More than just your gpa matter 👍

[shrewd compass]

cuz my app lwk is a doke

[mild flume]

okay but what about some positive things yknow

[loud topaz]

my mom keeps telling people that i'm applying to cornell bruh it's gonna suck when i get deferred

[deft jolt]

doke twice is crazy

[pearl river]

yall think less people will apply this year cuz of SAT mandatory

[mild flume]

im sure your extracurriculars are nuts

[deft jolt]

😭

[deft jolt]

No

More prob

[shrewd compass]

https://tenor.com/view/he-doesnt-know-gif-13160798356553743337

[deft jolt]

Let us know then

[loud topaz]

idk but common data set sat percentiles will probably go back to normal range

[mild flume]

uhhhh im sure your standard test scores are crazy right

[deft jolt]

This is absolutely not true for all cases lmao

[spice thicket]

Oh, whoever was asking about decisions Columbia also came out

[deft jolt]

(me)

[spice thicket]

you mean only us right?

[pearl river]

(fr)

[deft jolt]

I doubt

I’m doubting

you have been doubted

[loud topaz]

idgaf abt my extracurriculars i took advantage of what was given to me and lowk that's all that you can do

[shrewd compass]

we should lwk make a gc 👀

[deft jolt]

xD

[mild flume]

i did silly art stuff and then realized too late about college

[deft jolt]

It’ll be so awkward for those who get deferred/rejected (latter will be me)

[warm elm]

Hey guys wsp

[shrewd compass]

no its so yall don't ghost me after yall get in

[loud topaz]

most of my application is volunteering and music/theater ngl

[pearl river]

does cornell have a valorant esports team 😭

[mild flume]

the remaining ones are obligated to write the fallen onces on the back of their degree

[spice thicket]

Dude, I hope so much I get in

[pearl river]

im D(iamond)1

[shrewd compass]

whats ur rank 👀

[deft jolt]

Hey Outlaw—oh, I mean WannabeCornells

[mild flume]

i peaked diamond 2

[deft jolt]

I know you will

[shrewd compass]

i peaked d3 ❤️

[warm elm]

Hehe do u like the new name

[deft jolt]

I wouldn’t 🙏

[spice thicket]

You haven’t seen my application you don’t know!!

[mild flume]

and then quit because valorant is a literal hellhole compared to csgo

[mild flume]

we'd never

[spice thicket]

I peaked bronze 1

[deft jolt]

I KNOW, okay? I know.

[spice thicket]

Okok I hope so 🙏🙏🙏

[deft jolt]

Yes! How about mine 👀

[deft jolt]

💪

[warm elm]

Yes its toughhh

[mild flume]

https://tenor.com/view/no-country-for-old-men-anton-chigurh-call-it-coin-toss-gif-17673737021903534697

cornell ao's:

[spice thicket]

How do we feel about erKornellgoat

[shrewd compass]

if we get into cornell ill boost u 👍

[deft jolt]

For what 🥀

[deft jolt]

In?

[warm elm]

Yes dont underestimate the powers of C(ornell)harlotte

[deft jolt]

Absolutely yes

Let’s all have Cornell names

[shrewd compass]

oh wait react wrong person 💀

[deft jolt]

Lmao

[shrewd compass]

if we get into cornell ill boost you ❤️

[deft jolt]

What game

[mild flume]

there aint no way in hell i can fit cornell into my username unless i just rename myself to just "Cornell University"

[shrewd compass]

rito games 😭

[severe mantle]

u need to be diamond to get into a ivy

sorry bud

[spice thicket]

yay

[severe mantle]

at least

[spice thicket]

Dude, I played on EU servers that’s got a count for something

[deft jolt]

Fa(Cornel)lkeFiveTwelve

[severe mantle]

eu lowkey easier then na

...

[deft jolt]

Or smth

[warm elm]

Come on u eded to cornell u can think of a better way to fit i

[shrewd compass]

eu servers are lwk boring

[pearl river]

wait what i thought you lived in toronto

[spice thicket]

ok buddy let’s not cap

[spice thicket]

previously

[severe mantle]

na owns eu

look at pros

[spice thicket]

I’ve moved like nine times

[mild flume]

does that count with csgo/cs2

[shrewd compass]

wait wait wait no way we saying that na or eu is good at valo esports 😭

[spice thicket]

bro, just because NRG won doesn’t mean NA is better

[shrewd compass]

both regions are lwk bums

[severe mantle]

im trolling i havent played val in like 2 years i forgot everything

[mild flume]

me neither

unironically would rather play league

[severe mantle]

yike

[warm elm]

Alrighty gonna sleep ttyl future cornellians

[spice thicket]

WOAH

[shrewd compass]

yo what lane u play

[mild flume]

midlane control mages mainly

[pearl river]

ew

[rose trench]

Deferred from CMU so shooting my shot here haha

[deft jolt]

Good night Cornells

[shrewd compass]

i play assassins mid 👍

[mild flume]

support whenever me and my friend decide to play absolute warcrime botlane combos

[shrewd compass]

gn

[mild flume]

night

[deft jolt]

Join the Cornellians yes

[shrewd compass]

the cornblals

[deft jolt]

Bro why are you all good nighting me

I’m not the one going to sleep 😭

[mild flume]

you said good night man that's just common courtesy

isn't also past midnight in your time zone

[rose trench]

Why did I have to write so many words for this school

[deft jolt]

we ball

[shrewd compass]

we are NOT getting into cornell w this one 😭

[rose trench]

1000 words of essay 😭💀

[spice thicket]

because it’s lovely

[deft jolt]

Because school likes words

[mild flume]

our reading comprehension is unmatched

[shrewd compass]

we had 5 essays for CoE 🥳

[spice thicket]

what brings you joy?

[deft jolt]

Exactly, YOU are going to Cornell with this one 💪

[rose trench]

Yeah that’s why I did CAS

[deft jolt]

Not Princeton 💀

😭

[shrewd compass]

what u write about

[deft jolt]

Physics. 🤓

This is true 🥀

[spice thicket]

running

[loud topaz]

Being a Cornell student

[mild flume]

honest to god what if you had like the most cracked profile and then just answered like "hurting people" when it came to that question

[shrewd compass]

i wrote about that euphoric feeling i get after i finally find a bug and my code works 😭

[spice thicket]

LMAO

[deft jolt]

“You admitting me”

[deft jolt]

Insta reject

Reported to authorities too 🥀

[spice thicket]

what’s unique about you that you haven’t detailed in your application yet?

[shrewd compass]

threee workds that describe you? College of Engineering

[deft jolt]

I like physics. 🥺

think that would work?

[loud topaz]

Future Cornell Student

[mild flume]

name 10 springs

[spice thicket]

where I belong

[pearl river]

i think charlotte likes physics... idk tho just a feeling

[loud topaz]

if any of us get in should we make an ig gc

[shrewd compass]

i wrote boring stuff like reliable, boring stuff 😭

[spice thicket]

For for the describing Cornell engineering would be fire

[shrewd compass]

it would be so awkward 😭

[deft jolt]

How’d you know 🤯

What do YOU like, shiro?

[spice thicket]

What award has meant the most to you?

[pearl river]

anime

[deft jolt]

Wait did you apply to engineering

[spice thicket]

yuppers

[shrewd compass]

which genre

[loud topaz]

did anyone here go cals

[deft jolt]

The award of knowledge gained through reading this physics paper.

[mild flume]

having your MAL on your profile is crazy

[deft jolt]

[insert paper]

[loud topaz]

i saw some guy here at some point that went biosci cals but idk where they went

[deft jolt]

Which major

[spice thicket]

lmao

[pearl river]

uhh i like a lot

[spice thicket]

ME

[deft jolt]

Idk what kind you like, but watch Steins;Gate fr 🙏

[pearl river]

i did

[shrewd compass]

wait that would be aura to put for your additional info

[pearl river]

10/10 easy

[deft jolt]

Shiro, you’re the best

thank you for being so goated

[mild flume]

i like that show

[deft jolt]

🏆

[pearl river]

i actually wrote about meeting ppl on mal and making a discord server with them for my community essay

[spice thicket]

my ecs are insane it’s lowkey js my gpa yall 😔

[mild flume]

i kind of just like visual novels in general

[deft jolt]

Your ECs overshadow ngl

[mild flume]

that's neat

[deft jolt]

But why do they make engineering more difficult by forcing the applicants to WRITE 🥀

[shrewd compass]

wait drop the ec's 👀

[spice thicket]

idk man we shall see

[deft jolt]

Like their biggest weakness ngl

(and for all STEM majors)

[mild flume]

new supplemental idea: eat 10 crayons

[shrewd compass]

well rounded engineers instead of calculation bots

[deft jolt]

I see it in your future dw

[spice thicket]

I don’t want to dox myself but I authored multiple papers in a new field of aerospace

[mild flume]

yo WHAT

[deft jolt]

Ok so you’re being admitted got it

[shrewd compass]

ok vro 💀 see u at cornell

[deft jolt]

But like… when do they need to write in their careers 💀

[shrewd compass]

i mean my ec's are decent but like 😭

[spice thicket]

hopefully

[deft jolt]

extra skill that serves no purpose 🥀

[deft jolt]

Ong bro is underestimating himself big time

[shrewd compass]

one of the first classes you take is like writing formal papers on stuff

[deft jolt]

He doesn’t realize how crazy he is

[deft jolt]

Yes, technical papers

[mild flume]

my ec's are just like normal people things

[shrewd compass]

for most engineering programs

[deft jolt]

Very different from other writing

[spice thicket]

my gpa is below 25 percentile

[deft jolt]

For Cornell?

[hazy osprey]

how about testing

[spice thicket]

yes

[deft jolt]

Or your school

[shrewd compass]

how does it compare to ur schools?

[spice thicket]

790 math

[shrewd compass]

also whats 25% at cornell

[deft jolt]

Like… how far below

[hazy osprey]

overall i meant

[deft jolt]

If it’s not much you’re fine

And I assume you have a reason, like low grades freshman year

[spice thicket]

well hardest course rigor possible. Any ib student would respect it. So my GPA is above average for what I’m doing.

[spice thicket]

1520

[spice thicket]

very far

[deft jolt]

bro doesn’t realize he’s already in 😭

[shrewd compass]

wait ur int'l 😭 gl twin

[hazy osprey]

as an international w/o really good academics i think he's right

it's pretty risky

[shrewd compass]

its like that one meme with curry shooting from the moon

[deft jolt]

hm

[spice thicket]

American abroad dw

[hazy osprey]

are you seeking aid?

[spice thicket]

no

[hazy osprey]

better

but yeah i mean it's cornell

definitely very volatile

[shrewd compass]

cornell needblind fym

[hazy osprey]

nvm

[deft jolt]

xd

I’m in the dip, not the peak

[hazy osprey]

wt does that even mean

[spice thicket]

guys if I get in I’ll drop the EC list

[shrewd compass]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THE KANYE MEME

LMAOOO

[pearl river]

us citizens only

[hazy osprey]

yah

for intls its diff

usually i think

[spice thicket]

fortunately I am

According to this server, I have the international role because I’m not based in the US

[deft jolt]

you said Cornell is volatile, I just mean that I was decided when they weren’t feeling generous 💔

[shrewd compass]

hes a us citize nstuddying abbroad

it aint dat deep twin

never doubt the lambda

unless im like stupidly wrong

[hazy osprey]

oh lol

[deft jolt]

λ has a point

[hazy osprey]

maybe you're underestimating yourself never know

[pearl river]

ohh

[deft jolt]

I assure you I’m not

[hazy osprey]

alr

[deft jolt]

I wish I was 💔

I know where I stand here 🫠

[spice thicket]

me too

[pearl river]

my fault wavelength

[hazy osprey]

well i did wharton ED so ik how u feel

[deft jolt]

clearly not

[spice thicket]

y’all my gpa is so embarrassing I refuse to state it to this chat

[deft jolt]

Omg, I wish you luck bro

[shrewd compass]

i mean my ec's if i name drop it will sound ohio sigma like erkgoat's but its really not allat 😭

[hazy osprey]

dude i feel like he gets it too

[hazy osprey]

tyty

[deft jolt]

Share in dms

[spice thicket]

m&t or Wharton?

[deft jolt]

😛

[hazy osprey]

wharton

[shrewd compass]

drop it we don't judge (unlesssss your like super cracked then we make fun of u for nerd)

i have 3.6 😔

me first

wait lemme find ss of someone reacting LMAO

[spice thicket]

valid

[hazy osprey]

funny

[shrewd compass]

ts not peak

[mild flume]

my school has a whole bunch of numbers so have them all

[hazy osprey]

wild

[shrewd compass]

i just have my transcript

says 3.61 UW and 4.12 weighted

[hazy osprey]

extenuating circumstances?

[mild flume]

the nice thing is that i have straight A's in everything STEM

my b's are in health, italian, and english

[shrewd compass]

im lazy and school no inflation

[hazy osprey]

well that's a good one

[shrewd compass]

our school hasn't had anyone get a fking >90 in bc in years

[mild flume]

sweet lord

[shrewd compass]

bro 😭

[spice thicket]

my school actively has the worst grade deflation EVER. The average grade for HL chem was a C+/C 😭

[shrewd compass]

they taught us bc in 2 weeks 💀 😭

and we did integral bee spam for the rest of the year cuz teacher wanted t obull us

[mild flume]

i hit all the wrong coinflips on my teachers

like my health teacher of all people was an insanely harsh grader

[hazy osprey]

good luck guys

[spice thicket]

GUYS we all need to record reaction videos and when you get in you MUST send it to the chat

let me live through y'all pls

[mild flume]

you're gonna end up dying through me

[hazy osprey]

bro fr

[shrewd compass]

im not sure yall are ready to see lambda in fetal position

[spice thicket]

not sure you're ready for the absolute heinous ugly crying I will partake in if I am accepted

[spice thicket]

youll be in celebration position

[mental osprey]

I hope I can send it here

I promise that it would be good tho

[spice thicket]

you will be sending it here!!! we believe in ya

[mild flume]

ill be in a library

if i get in im unironically going to scream and piss everyone else off

not like on purpose but yknow can't help it

[deft jolt]

And then when they stare, just yell out that you got into Cornell

Boom, round of applause!

Be a movie character fr

[mild flume]

and then i get dragged away to the second round of the mental ward with a rejection screen behind me

[deft jolt]

Nuh uh

You took your meds remember

[mild flume]

whatever you say

[deft jolt]

What I say is correct

[mild flume]

oh okay

[hazy osprey]

fr

why open in a library

[mild flume]

i work there

[hazy osprey]

i'm gonna open my deicison somewhere as alone as possible

[hazy osprey]

oh

[deft jolt]

My parents gonna be there with me, they won’t let me open first alone 🙏

[ionic minnow]

Imma open alone and invite my parents

[hazy osprey]

my parents wanna open with me

but i really don't want to do that lol

id like to suffer in peace

[deft jolt]

Yeah..

[spice thicket]

me too im opening it alone in my room

[hazy osprey]

fr

tbh im not even gonan tell my parents im opening it until im done

ruminating

[spice thicket]

lmao fair

[deft jolt]

Sameee

They’d make me let them sit in otherwise 😭

[hazy osprey]

u should've been more strategic 😭

i told them i had a final on friday

so i didn't know when i was gonna open it

[deft jolt]

Yeah..

[spice thicket]

no my parents know when it is so I just had to clearly set boundaries

[hazy osprey]

they know it's thursday

but i told them im not opening it right then

💀

[deft jolt]

Same, I’m going to let them know I want to open it alone first and process

[spice thicket]

yes thats the strategie

[hazy osprey]

some reason they think i can't process alone....

[deft jolt]

I think I’ll need a few long hours to process on Thursday 🙏

[hazy osprey]

yeah...

[deft jolt]

Vort joins the cohort… that’ll be Thursday for you

Trust

[hazy osprey]

lol

[ionic minnow]

I think ill need a few hrs to process the rejection

[spice thicket]

noooo you wont get rejected

[hazy osprey]

im in the bay area

which is why i think its cooked

[spice thicket]

DONT MANIFEST IT DUDE

[deft jolt]

But what if we jinx instead :(

[mild flume]

fellow californian

[deft jolt]

It’s a double whammy

[ionic minnow]

Ngl my essays carrying everything

[ionic minnow]

Same im near los angeles

[spice thicket]

the universe is indifferent to our insignificant struggles anyways

[shrewd compass]

ew bay areans

[deft jolt]

Change your user from reject to accept

[spice thicket]

valid

[mild flume]

i live in everyone's forgotten capitol

[hazy osprey]

yah...

[deft jolt]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[hazy osprey]

cooked

[mild flume]

the albany of california

[hazy osprey]

actually yk ill manifest

[deft jolt]

So many Californians m

[hazy osprey]

fr

[shrewd compass]

my essays are the worst part of my app lwk

besides gpa

[shrewd compass]

upstater ✊

[hazy osprey]

my gpa is the worst part of my app too..

oh well

[spice thicket]

samesies !

[deft jolt]

Ima write that I’m getting into Cornell ONE HUNDRED TIMES on my whiteboard.

[hazy osprey]

i hope my SAT clutches

/rigor

[spice thicket]

what was it

[mild flume]

me too

[hazy osprey]

1590

[deft jolt]

Born in CA, but left young 😛

[deft jolt]

Holy peak

[hazy osprey]

traitor

[mild flume]

holy

[deft jolt]

Not my fault, acting like I made the choice 🥀

[loud topaz]

Albany mention

[plucky bolt]

whats ur gpa, if u dont mind sharing?

[deft jolt]

-# I wouldn’t go to CA tho ngl

[hazy osprey]

"it's always a choice"

[spice thicket]

@misty tartan what do the bonk commands do

[hazy osprey]

i have like a 3.87

[deft jolt]

military family be like: 🗿

[spice thicket]

im gonna cream holy mole

[misty tartan]

literally nothing

[plucky bolt]

bruh, thats rlly good. did u ed cornell?

[mild flume]

thats my gpa lmao

[misty tartan]

somebody wanted them and no one uses them

[deft jolt]

Sorry, this is clipped 🙏

[spice thicket]

im not allowed to use them but they seemed cool

[hazy osprey]

why do i feel like anything under a 4.0 from the bay is like cooked

[mortal bear]

I’m from pseudo Bay Area (think small town just outside with a large Indian population) and I got in like 5 years ago and I’m kinda mid so it’s possible (I ended up going to ucsd tho) so good luck to u 🔥🔥❤️

[hazy osprey]

esp for wharton

[mild flume]

its the bay area...

[deft jolt]

Can I use them

[hazy osprey]

tyty

congrats

[misty tartan]

why doesnt it let you

[mild flume]

fortunately regional AO's wont compare me to the bay people

[spice thicket]

may i have the power of bonk

[spice thicket]

a staff needs to bestow it upon me

[mild flume]

just everyone else in the forest/desert