Yale University (2025-2026)

[eager frost]

Northwestern admit ^

[void apex]

Nice

[unborn narwhal]

Same
Dw man. It will all work out

[meager bloom]

but now my queen is going to a T7!!

[raw tendon]

bro ive been so scared to pay for college but my dad literally successfully dodged paying his credit card debt for like 20 years i can go off the grid if i have to LMFAO 😭😭😭

[median shuttle]

even with a 1550 it's not looking good for me (not flexing just staring into the wall kinda vibes)

[meager bloom]

please dont commit fraud 😭

[raw tendon]

i won't trust only if i'm fucked

[sonic spindle]

omg! using this message to report him as we speak #lol

#fraudisacrime

[median shuttle]

Wow such a kind soul
@yale bag them

[raw tendon]

im exaggerating btw

💔

[sonic spindle]

i love the bank

[void apex]

I’m excited to stop receiving emails from random ahh universities

[elder barn]

Nothing is enough as an intl needing aid, don’t stress the odds are against us

[sonic spindle]

they already stopped emailing me and lowk its kinda sad

[void apex]

Once this cycle is over

[meager bloom]

wait guys i need an arts and craft project

[sonic spindle]

nobody wants me no more

[meager bloom]

what do i do with all this mail

[raw tendon]

aren't the odds against everybody unless ur father is barack obama or smth

[sonic spindle]

i know my order already

[gray scroll]

U still will even after u commit

[raw tendon]

im opening:

• yale

the end

[sonic spindle]

brown
harvard
yale
cornell
columbia
princeton

[void apex]

Oh

[unborn narwhal]

Damn bro flex on me🤧
Agan, dw bro. It will all work out

[raw tendon]

its all or nothing baybee

[void apex]

Mine will be Yale UPenn then Columbia

[elder barn]

Alphabetical order >> 🙏🙏

[median shuttle]

Thing is in my country there's paid agencies that cost a lot but they get you into ivies

They monopolize all the country specific quotas, rich kids get full rides :/

[sonic spindle]

i need the other 5 to hype up princeton

[gray scroll]

My friend still gets them lol

[unborn narwhal]

Only applied to Yale and Dartmouth, so Dartmouth is going first (because...yes) and Yale last

[raw tendon]

bro my dad is a character he's maga and wants to deport illegal immigrants but like im pretty sure they'd deport him in a heartbeat

😭💔

[gray scroll]

Wth

[raw tendon]

he said he knows that too and im like

.

[median shuttle]

wow crazy lore

[raw tendon]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

😭

[elder barn]

Unfortunately there’s no fair way to do holistic college admissions. I lowkey had to do all the research myself and it was cooked but hopefully we can use what we learned to help those that come after us :)

[median shuttle]

bro is trauma dumping on Yale applicant strangers

[cunning flume]

Refresh the page we changed it so you can remove ones you’re not applying to

[raw tendon]

trauma dumping is crazy

[median shuttle]

yeah I just sent resources over to 2 juniors, kindness is free

[meager bloom]

i don’t know

wheel or least to most want

[elder barn]

berk in 1:30

[raw tendon]

ooh yall whats the first thing yall are doing if you get in

[unborn narwhal]

Oh okie

[median shuttle]

a lot of stuff
Hugging my parents?

[raw tendon]

first thing i will be doing is committing and submitting my deposit 💙

[void apex]

Probably watch the Yale video over n over again

[median shuttle]

yes

[unborn narwhal]

Calling my brother who is currently studying in the US because I will be delirious with disbelief

[elder barn]

Refresh the page and check if it’s real 💀😭

[median shuttle]

I haven't watched the last 10 Millie vlogs cuz I'm scared of falling more in love with Yale

[unborn narwhal]

Honestly, yes

[cunning flume]

This was a very last min addition to the site so I pushed it before that was added

[median shuttle]

calling my counselor most probably, it's gonna be 4 am here

[elder barn]

Real asf 😭😭😭

[raw tendon]

i visited yale 2 times i've already gotten attached so it's cooked

[elder barn]

hope I get to surprise my teachers w good news tmrw morning 🥲

[unborn narwhal]

I am doing the opposite because I am manifesting it so bad😭
I literally recently started watching vlogs from 2 years back that I haven't seen before

[raw tendon]

they invited me to the mulitcultural open house so im kinda like "maybe i'm not cooked"

[median shuttle]

me too, MANIFESTING PLEASE

[raw tendon]

yale alum told me i'd easily get in but why was he lying to my face like LMAOO

😭💔

w/ my 1440 sat like okay buddy

[median shuttle]

crazy lore again

[raw tendon]

my life is a movie

[median shuttle]

I think they wanted you for diversity

[raw tendon]

im the main character

[sonic spindle]

if ppl ask me if i got in and i didnt imma just lie

[unborn narwhal]

Idk bro maybe he was srs

[sonic spindle]

yale class of NULL 💙

[elder barn]

Hope it works out for you!! Do you have any fallbacks asw?

[raw tendon]

i hope so dude im triple hooked 😭💔

the fact that ive gotten rejected from all reaches and targets with that is fucking frying me

like what did i do wrong on my application

[median shuttle]

isn't maga tax evading dad 2more hooks for yale

[raw tendon]

LMFAO

[gray scroll]

Committing

[raw tendon]

bro ive had a whole ass story arc in this server like what

[wicked cedar]

when is ivy day

[gray scroll]

Real

[unborn narwhal]

This is acc frying me cos' wth😭😂

[median shuttle]

I mean, it's super uncertain rn. I've one shot in the US
And rest in my country

[unborn narwhal]

If you can't tell by the chaos, it is today😔

[median shuttle]

yeah cuz yale is all like
Liberal artsy free spirit

[wicked cedar]

oh damn

[elder barn]

Today gang 😭😭

[wicked cedar]

what time?

[median shuttle]

so

[elder barn]

7pm est

[verbal condor]

what time do ivys come out

[wicked cedar]

gl gang

[median shuttle]

2 hours

[unborn narwhal]

Not that liberal and artsy bro😭

[gray scroll]

I'd email all my teachers who truly supported me

[elder barn]

Ahh I see, fingers crossed :)

[cunning flume]

Sending again bc forwarded messages don’t include new edits

[eager frost]

What hooks if you don’t mind sharing

[unborn narwhal]

Thankssss

[raw tendon]

the way im visiting every teacher whos ever taught me if i get in

[eager frost]

My only hook is rural

[median shuttle]

You too!

[raw tendon]

urm first gen low income

oppression olympics

😭💔

[median shuttle]

Damn

I have unhooks
Intl
Aid seeking
ECs meh

[elder barn]

Omg also I forgot to update you since Yale ea 😭 idk if you remember me but you helped sm!!! I got deferred for yale but I got some crazy acceptances rd so I wanted to thank you for your help :))

[unborn narwhal]

Ooh dope
I am acc already attending uni in my own country, but I started the college app process before I got in

[median shuttle]

so it all balances out

[wicked cedar]

YOO wait im glad

what else are u considering

[gray scroll]

REALLLL

[median shuttle]

You're so getting in omg bro your stats must be crazy

[pearl eagle]

FINGERS CROSSED FOR YALE MANNN

[gray scroll]

My stem teacher is my real one she's been motivating me ever since

[elder barn]

currently top choices are pomona college, washu & ucla depending on scholarships!!!

which honestly was sm more than I could ask for as an intl needing aid 😭😭

[wicked cedar]

sick and we're adding sm more to this list tn

[median shuttle]

Guys I'm opening my portal and praying

[elder barn]

I was def incredibly lucky haha

[median shuttle]

let's all manifest yale acceptance for the funny guy

I. E. Me

I use humor for sadness

[gray scroll]

Real

[median shuttle]

I'm so emo

[gray scroll]

Volume all the way

[elder barn]

Fingers crossed! Still so happy w pomona though that I might not even cry if I get 8 straight rejections

[raw tendon]

i pretend im invincible until something pisses me off then i die

[elder barn]

but yale was my #1…

[unborn narwhal]

We can tell dw fam😭

[raw tendon]

yale was my #1 then i did early decision to cornell anyways and got fried

[median shuttle]

stop clocking me unc ;/

[elder barn]

u got this gang

[rich grotto]

2 more hours!! Good luck everyone

[raw tendon]

cornell knew id be happier at yale

[median shuttle]

this is cooking me

[raw tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/ashley-bb27-bb27-ashley-gif-5015679378624542347

[raw tendon]

in my head i was like

[gray scroll]

Lol

[raw tendon]

"yale is 1a and cornell is 1b i need the money"

"so.. CORNELL"

[median shuttle]

not the yale cornell love triangle

both fighting over us poors

[raw tendon]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[median shuttle]

(let me dream)

[elder barn]

I genuinely had this exact dilemma but ed scared me sm cuz I heard Cornell was bad with aid

[raw tendon]

bro i swear to god if i get into yale my entire life is just going to feel like it was scripted

[median shuttle]

me too, its my one goal in life

go to yale

[pearl eagle]

thats how i feel about any of these 3 im applying to today

[raw tendon]

my goal is to gtfo out of my mom's house

💙

[pearl eagle]

Genuinely just

[median shuttle]

infact ill even cosplay as handsome dan

[pearl eagle]

I need this

[median shuttle]

the furries gon pay my flight ticket

#big money

[pearl eagle]

this is the ending to a movie and i hope its a good one man

[unborn narwhal]

The crazy thing is that for an intl, I was still so weirdly picky when making my college list. I applied to fewer than 10 schools because not many piqued my interest😭

[sonic spindle]

huh

what are we talking abt

[raw tendon]

I mean honestly this is a good way of approaching it

[median shuttle]

ill cosplay as handsome dan if i get in

[sonic spindle]

who is handsome dan

[median shuttle]

be supportive omg

[sonic spindle]

asking my chatgpt rn

[unborn narwhal]

Our future mascot😔

[sonic spindle]

oh.

umm

[raw tendon]

can't wait for me to get rejected to yale go to moravian and then discover my true calling to be the first female president of the united states

[sonic spindle]

guys of course i know who handsome dan is

[eager frost]

you didn’t know the mascot

[median shuttle]

bro-

what a

[sonic spindle]

im. a yalie through and through

[median shuttle]

white dot uni applicant of all time surely

[raw tendon]

if yale decides to give me a full ride this school is my life now idc

[sonic spindle]

IDK ANY MASCOTS BRO I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION

[unborn narwhal]

Real

[raw tendon]

i felt like i was writing the opening to my future autobiography when writing my essays the way i was so locked

[median shuttle]

maybe theres an AO checking these msgs out

@yale pls bag me

[sonic spindle]

NAUR

[median shuttle]

trust me you have no competition

[sonic spindle]

@yale i didnt mean it

[median shuttle]

ask me out pls

[sonic spindle]

@yale help

@yale HE":LP ME

[median shuttle]

lmaooo

[unborn narwhal]

Omdsss that would acc be so weird
"Yale has unlocked a new way of gauging demonstrated interest"??

[median shuttle]

this frying me

[raw tendon]

@yale IF YOU CAN HEAR US PLEASE SAVE US...

[sonic spindle]

im convinced at least one college did it

[median shuttle]

i could totally see that tbh

[pearl eagle]

im highkey getting hopium man

all it takes is one

[median shuttle]

im gonna email yale a love letter rn, to all the colleges ive loved before core, @yale its only been you

[unborn narwhal]

It would be one of the quirkier colleges though. Uhm...Cornell?

[sonic spindle]

@cornell kitten

accept my nitro gift

😘

[median shuttle]

daddy whiskers core

[sonic spindle]

mwah

[raw tendon]

pinging cornell in the yale thread is crazy aura

💀

[sonic spindle]

idfc anymore ill take any of them

#UNLOYAL

[median shuttle]

@yale ill even ditch harvard for you

ur hotter

[raw tendon]

harvard pmo it felt like they wanted me to leave the entire time i was there

[median shuttle]

@yale cap this

[unborn narwhal]

Except Harvard because ain't nobody convincing me to go to Harvard even if I got in💀

[sonic spindle]

@yale DO NOT FUCKING CAP THIS

[sonic spindle]

this might be true

considering it bc of the mit cross registration

[median shuttle]

yeah

thats the only pro

[gray scroll]

Yale ao need to join this discord

I am passionate abt yalenfr

[median shuttle]

hes already here

or she

[gray scroll]

And I live in a small town

[sonic spindle]

or they

bigot

[median shuttle]

@yale marry me

[sonic spindle]

@yale kill this guy

[gray scroll]

I will litterally be an ambassador

[unborn narwhal]

Idk but I feel like I wouldn't even be able to breathe there (in Harvard)

[graceful torrent]

yale dont need demonstrated interest lol

[median shuttle]

NO DONT CANCEL ME

All the spectrum @yale

[sonic spindle]

@yale i want my nitro back

[median shuttle]

@yale u can use mine bbg

[raw tendon]

guys so when yale waitlists me accepts us we need to ALL REJECT our acceptance letters to LOWER THEIR YIELD.. then they will begin to track demonstrated interest and we can all get in..

[unborn narwhal]

...bruh
I can't sabotage myself like that srry gng😭

[median shuttle]

on EVERYONES soul (except mine) WE ALL are getting in (me first)

[raw tendon]

ill adopt a bulldog if i get in trust

(i say this as i know this will not happen)

[median shuttle]

ill get two

[sonic spindle]

if i get into yale ill get into columbia

[median shuttle]

wow

lmaoo

[sonic spindle]

and princeton

and ill get a million dollars

[raw tendon]

if i get into yale, cornell and nyu will rescind their rejections and admit me to heop 🗣️🔥

[unborn narwhal]

I still prefer Pomeranians, but I'll consider it? That's close enough, right?😭

[median shuttle]

ok go back to sleep unc

[sonic spindle]

its a tall order... for me. but. thats just how unsure i am abt yale..

[median shuttle]

y/n core

yale will be my mafia

pls

[raw tendon]

im not top 10% for my school unfortunately so its over

too many wealthy kids w/ no problems

😭💔

[rich grotto]

Omg I have a pom

[median shuttle]

im valedictorian and unfortunately it is

[sonic spindle]

reader x yale acceptance au

ok im done im going to go read now

[median shuttle]

shouldve applied to gender studies

[rich grotto]

😭 start writing a fanfic

[median shuttle]

what? i need recs

[unborn narwhal]

Omdssss
Pass it over👁️👄👁️

[raw tendon]

wait but i want to do history

💔

la historia de yale or smth

🩷

[unborn narwhal]

Gotta go read too fr but I need Ivy Day outta my system

[median shuttle]

the big yale acceptance placed its humongous hand on Y/N's (mine) petite figure. "youre mine, kitten whiskers", they growled

here enjoy

[unborn narwhal]

It's the fact I literally thought about this earlier this week

[rich grotto]

This is peak

[median shuttle]

i will atually write a 50,000 word fic for the AO that gets me accepted

@yale

[sonic spindle]

thats problematic

[median shuttle]

MINIMUM on AO3

[sonic spindle]

@yale

[broken python]

Just bombed my physics c test 🤗🤗 will Yale accept me 🥹🥹🥹

[median shuttle]

??? okay mr "who is handsome dan"

[sonic spindle]

#YESW

[raw tendon]

i need the aos to make a mistake and admit me please i promise you will regret it but im kinda cool i guess

[sonic spindle]

I APPLIED TO 40 SCHOOLS

I CANT FUCKING KEEP UP MN

[raw tendon]

I DID 21 LETS GOOO

[median shuttle]

60... do better

[unborn narwhal]

I am smiling so hard rn. I love fluffy dogs. In fact, I could die in the arms of a fluffy dog

[sonic spindle]

oh my glorp.

[median shuttle]

appreciate the honesty

[sonic spindle]

im sending microeave radiation to your house

[median shuttle]

yeah im glorped

[raw tendon]

you were saying smth

[median shuttle]

guys see

yale needs charismatic people

i have charizzma

@yale

[sonic spindle]

oh my god im so done with you

[unborn narwhal]

Omdssss why does its face lowkey look like a mix of a dog and a rabbit?? Adorable😭💫

[sonic spindle]

i hope when i get accepted to yale they reject you so that i never see you again

walks away alphaly

[raw tendon]

LMFAOO

[median shuttle]

(this is gonna be saur embarassing, im gonna quit discord when i dont get in)

[median shuttle]

that hit too close to home

ouch ig

[unborn narwhal]

I have zero charizzma and aura. I'm just a chill guy

[raw tendon]

nah im just here for the fun of it im banking on having a shot at boston uni

[sonic spindle]

ok wait im sorry i didnt mean it

lets go to yale together i guess

[median shuttle]

np i already know im not getting in

[sonic spindle]

no dont say that

you have

such a way

[median shuttle]

im just tryna stay happy

[sonic spindle]

with words

[raw tendon]

my cornell essays were so fucking bad i am so glad i did not do yale rea it would have been so over 😭

[median shuttle]

thank you i guess

[raw tendon]

i really fumbled cornell ed for the plot and now yale will accept me bc im too goated at writing

[sonic spindle]

keep your head high always exect the unexpected. etc. you will do amazing things

[unborn narwhal]

My worst essays were lowkey ND and I got rejected. But I am also not Catholic, so idk what was the determining factor lol

[median shuttle]

wait does ND only do Catholic acceptances

they rejected my ahh

and im not Catholic

[raw tendon]

MIND YOU THIS IS EXTREMELY ILLEGAL

AND NOT TRUE

LMFAO

😭

[unborn narwhal]

No, but I hear they have a bit of a soft spot for those guys

[sonic spindle]

im catholic and didnt apply to notre dame

should i email them asking why?

[raw tendon]

oh i fumbled my entire family is catholic

[median shuttle]

wow so cool

[raw tendon]

why didnt i apply

💔

i literally had an essay abt my catholic grandma

for yale

holy fumble

[round field]

nd is big on private school catholics

[sonic spindle]

nvm im pubby

[median shuttle]

yeah i wrote about my religion

[sonic spindle]

#woeisme

[unborn narwhal]

Dang okay

[median shuttle]

pubby sounds so weird LMAO

[sonic spindle]

ddude........ pubby.

🥺

[round field]

i think it’s more of a demographic of applicants rather than demographic of acceptances tbh

[unborn narwhal]

I am Christian, but more like Protestant LOLLL
I see why they didn't want me now😔

[raw tendon]

im so glad im graduating my school lost 4 million in funding and now it feels like with the phone and headphones ban every day we move closer to a high security prison

[sonic spindle]

4 milion

[raw tendon]

the food is fucked

[sonic spindle]

whar the fuck

[raw tendon]

a nuclear power plant shut down nearby

and so

we got fucked

[sonic spindle]

u should go to a pubby atp

[raw tendon]

LMFAOO

[unborn narwhal]

Oh okayyy

[median shuttle]

bro is actually rich

[round field]

is this perchance texas

[sonic spindle]

(pubby = public school)

[median shuttle]

I KNOW

[sonic spindle]

(fyi)

[median shuttle]

omg im not an idiot

shush

[meager bloom]

why do i feel like a chud for waiting for decisions

[raw tendon]

no

[sonic spindle]

😭

I WAS CLARIFYING FOR THE GENERAL PUBLIC

[raw tendon]

im assuming im wasting my time being here i just dont want to do hw lol

[median shuttle]

the pubbies you mean

same tho

[sonic spindle]

dude i never thought of it that way before. holy shit

[unborn narwhal]

Go do your hw miss m'aam😔

[raw tendon]

bro i fucking love yale's la casa cultural latino place or whatever i want to hang out there so bad

😭💔

[median shuttle]

senioritis is real

[sonic spindle]

reall

[median shuttle]

me too hola soy dora

[sonic spindle]

i need to do m y homework

[round field]

i choked and told my yale interviewer i didn’t know what residential colleges were when he asked

[raw tendon]

the way i stay home sick for the most random shit

[sonic spindle]

guys if this video gets 5 likes ill do my homework!

[raw tendon]

you got an interview... 😭💔

[unborn narwhal]

Damn

[sonic spindle]

make sure to like and retweet!

[median shuttle]

GUYS lets get lapis to 5

[raw tendon]

lowkey idt the AOs would need an interview to see my passion

so maybe i just got in off of my personality

trust

[rich grotto]

I trust

[unborn narwhal]

Yeah me too. I think I passed that across clearly in my PS and one of my essays

[median shuttle]

i didnt even get an interview for an ivy :/

[pearl eagle]

i didn’t get an interview so i’m honestly prepared for rejection but wtv 🫩

[median shuttle]

i really like talking to interviewers tho

[sonic spindle]

no interview means they were scared

of ur aura

[pearl eagle]

at least princeton worked out in that regard

[median shuttle]

holy i love your cope omg

[sonic spindle]

#fuctchecked

[median shuttle]

fuct lmaoo

that sounds like chud

#newgen slang

[raw tendon]

whenever i feel sad imma just imagine myself visiting my grandma for the weekend after classes in pennsylvania so like im lowkey chilling

[sonic spindle]

i am on the bleeding edge of the new era of slang

[unborn narwhal]

Honestly, yapping here has lowkey made me come to terms with the fact that I might not get into Yale or other schools at all, and I'm lowkey okay with it. Because it means awesome people like you guys get to go instead

Sorry if that came out sappy lol

[median shuttle]

wow such a revolutionary

[median shuttle]

im selfish, i wanna go and meet these people irl

so

@yale please

[raw tendon]

yeah like even if none of us get in i'll just imagine someone else who needs the money more than i do will get in

and that makes me feel better

[sonic spindle]

thanks i really needed the money

[median shuttle]

me too

[median shuttle]

yeah you def make them feel better fo sho

[unborn narwhal]

Right
Imma still be lowkey heartbroken, but meh
Maybe I will apply again next year even lol

[tranquil summit]

dang 😭

[sonic spindle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-sad-spongebob-1

[median shuttle]

noo forgive me i didnt mean it

ur cool

[sonic spindle]

ok im forgive you

[raw tendon]

bro im praying i dont get waitlisted i would crash out to an unbelievable degree

[sonic spindle]

https://klipy.com/gifs/spongebob-depressed

[median shuttle]

poetic wow

[raw tendon]

i just hope i gave the AOs enough reasons to fight for me

that's how i approached my app

[sonic spindle]

ooh thats a good strat

[raw tendon]

for one of my supps i talked about how i was always the first one to arrive and the last one to leave and i feel like i'll really stand out with that one

[round field]

he was really old and had to have his niece work zoom the whole time

[unborn narwhal]

Jane Austen, you left your kid behind

[raw tendon]

i also talked about the color pink and how the social stigma around the color influenced my love for history and how i approach fashion

🔥

[worldly holly]

whats the stigma around pink

[raw tendon]

i mean presidents used to wear pink frilly dresses as children LMFAO

its literally advertisements directed towards women in the 1950s and 60s that suddenly made it a feminine color

and then yknow we see what's happened to clothing colors now because of that XP

i touched on that to show my social awareness and how i try to go out of my way to challenge it

while being respectful ofc

[worldly holly]

sounds so cool

[raw tendon]

at least in the us

[worldly holly]

i cant even remember what i wrote in my essays js remember spending like 4 days on yale alone

[raw tendon]

ooh i also talked about wanting to learn the drums in my why yale essay saying i couldn't afford to learn at home :PP

[median shuttle]

my main commonapp essay was about how no access to research opportunities led me to create one for my local community ig

in a huge nutshell

[raw tendon]

mines was just me explaining my extenuating circumstances in detail while still showcasing my growth

[broken grail]

THE WINNER TAKES IT AL

[round field]

did you apply for history

[median shuttle]

And my supp was how I've moved all over the country and I carry my identity with me portably

[median shuttle]

okay abba

[raw tendon]

it was my secondary interest behind political science yeah so it definitely connects well to my application

im also literally the historian for my school's art honor society chapter 😭

[broken grail]

okay blockbasher2008

[worldly holly]

oh i wrote about how my school banned a type of comb for afro hair and how that led me to use it as a tool to see systemic problems in my community

[meager bloom]

omg mine was about shoveling snow w my neighbor

[unborn narwhal]

My PS focused on me learning about neo-colonialism in a history class and becoming so obsessed with it that I and my History teacher lowkey became besties and I started to critically think about my country's problems and research ways to make the difference we have always needed

[meager bloom]

oh why we exploding kitties..

[broken grail]

that sounds interesting

[median shuttle]

Sacrificing them for Yale

[raw tendon]

im just scared b/c i know a fuckton of history / poli sci applicants are probably really similar to me in being extremely strong writers just with better stats and worse circumstances

[round field]

i also put polisci and wrote almost exclusively about history lol

[median shuttle]

I'm a bio applicant lmao I'm cooked

[raw tendon]

i just hope my fit for the school works in my favor

[median shuttle]

I hope they need me to fill a statistic/quota and fit me in

[raw tendon]

same fr

sorry but like if i get in i am clearly the diversity hire 😭😭

i'd be a damn good one but like

cmon

😭

[round field]

are you guys ready for that poll to drop

[raw tendon]

no

[tranquil summit]

when I hear abt others essays topics I think more and more about how im cooked 😔 not yale but I wrote about civil war reenactment for princeton's essays

[raw tendon]

THAT'S SO CREATIVE OMG

[unborn narwhal]

That's kinda lit tho?

[tranquil summit]

Some tired AO saw my app and probably threw it at the wall

IT WAS FOR THE LIKE. What do you want to learn in college....

[raw tendon]

i wanted the AOS to think they improving the world by admitting me trust (even tho i know i'll prolly flop once on campus)

[meager bloom]

omg my princeton interviewer was telling me how princeton isn’t conservative and it’s just because princeton is so connected to the civil war and the confederacy that propels a lot. he then told me princeton is trying its best to separate and distance itself from the confederacy and civil war ties through their new project called “princeton and slavery”

and he sent me the website

and it’s like a website of all documented interactions of princeton and slavery

[tranquil summit]

NO WAY 💀 They probably thought I was like. Trolling

[raw tendon]

i regret not applying to princeton, idk why i was avoiding new jersey so much i totally could have gone

[meager bloom]

https://slavery.princeton.edu

if y wanna check it out

[tranquil summit]

Ok well now Im worried I didnt clarify enough that I would be for the Union

[worldly holly]

wait theres a video if you got accepted to yale right

[meager bloom]

LMFAOAO ur fine mama 😭

[unborn narwhal]

Yup

[round field]

washington and lee is hiring !

[dapper flicker]

if your screen goes black then you're in cuz the vid never loads lol

[raw tendon]

yeah so if you see a video instead of a letter first when you open the decision you're in

[meager bloom]

i think princeton is smart enough to know u don’t support the confederacy and slavery

😭 😭

[raw tendon]

idk in the big 2026

things r getting freaky

💀

[worldly holly]

diversity of thought

[meager bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/black-girl-stan-twitter-red-meme-memes-gif-23478789

[sonic spindle]

im cryinggg

[meager bloom]

yeah behind the video i think

[round field]

the ai summary for the aos might’ve

[sonic spindle]

top 10 evil fucked up hooks: racist

[median shuttle]

manifesting my laptop exploding

[median shuttle]

😭😭

[meager bloom]

“supports slavery.”

[tranquil summit]

LOVES the civil war.

[sonic spindle]

what the hell

[sonic spindle]

this is vague enough

[raw tendon]

the big GPT has been glazing me this entire application cycle it better glaze me in its ai summary

[meager bloom]

it was just so funny because my princeton interviewer also told me

[sonic spindle]

maybe they loved the north yk

[meager bloom]

when i said im a gay man

[dapper flicker]

I pray to have this same issue soon

[meager bloom]

“oh my roommate was gay and i liked him!”

[eager frost]

Are you ready to get accepted

[sonic spindle]

and they were roomates

[meager bloom]

ok..? i’m glad u liked ur roommate

[median shuttle]

I just clicked your profile and got the same message 3x 😭

[meager bloom]

i felt like that tiktok

[raw tendon]

the last time someone told me i was locked to get in i got rejected to nyu can u take it back please

[meager bloom]

“btw i voted for gay marriage twice”

[sonic spindle]

do schools ask you if youre gay and room you with a gay person of a different gender

[raw tendon]

gracias

[sonic spindle]

(if youre binary of course)

[median shuttle]

"my uncles best friend was gay" So I'm supportive

[meager bloom]

uhh it depends. a lot of schools have gender inclusive housing which is where a lot of queer people tend to live together

[sonic spindle]

ahh i see

i remember hearing about gender inclusive housing it sounds cool if youre gender inclusive

[median shuttle]

@yale @yale @yale
Doing the Bloody Mary start please let me in

[dull gulch]

good luck future yalies!

[fringe cypress]

i’m dead omg wait was he older or younger

[meager bloom]

some schools also have LLC (living learning communities)

[sonic spindle]

oooh yes i remember llcs too

i lile the concept

[meager bloom]

OLDER HES FROM LIKE 2000

[sonic spindle]

very hype for making new friends

[sonic spindle]

class of or was ur interviewerr 26

nvm he couldnt have voted for gay marriage

wait.

yeah

[median shuttle]

lmao

TS trying me

[olive warren]

Yale Yale

[median shuttle]

frying

[olive warren]

O Yale

[meager bloom]

but rlly funny my dartmouth ao is from colorado and graduated from dartmouth ‘24 AND has a similar major as what i indicated

[sonic spindle]

IDK DAWG GAY MARRIAGE WAS LIKE.

[meager bloom]

oh and i think he’s gay too

[sonic spindle]

2015

[meager bloom]

we like clones

i’m a clone

[median shuttle]

it's like 1 hr 10 mins

[raw tendon]

bro the longer im in this chat the more i delude myself into thinking that maybe there's a chance 😭

[worldly holly]

2 years out of college and their already an Ao

[median shuttle]

I might just go to sleep

[meager bloom]

dartmouth has A LOT of ‘24 aos

[round field]

upset i have to rehearse instead of brainrot in the chat break legs everyone my thoughts to you guys

[olive warren]

being an AO is literally the easiest thing ever: you just pick some random people and let them in!

[sonic spindle]

if i was an AO i would be suspectible to bribes

be on the look out for me

[raw tendon]

as an AO id probably be the type to pick borderline students and fight for them to get in 😭

[worldly holly]

surely theres a few aos lurking here

[olive warren]

the bottom 1% vocalist

[sonic spindle]

yep like me

im actually a yale ao none of you are in

[raw tendon]

i actually rlly would like to be an AO in the future so

maybe at yale? who knows gang

[worldly holly]

can a crisp 20 change that

[sonic spindle]

yeah

thanks

[worldly holly]

nah seeems ass

[raw tendon]

when i go back to cornell after graduating to aura farm and join the admissions office to reject people the same way i was rejected

😭💔

[worldly holly]

travel around the country some the world js talking to kids you know ur gna reject

brutal

[olive warren]

i just sent them a check of a billion dollars 7 years into the future if they accept me

[sonic spindle]

what if your parent was an ao

legacy maxxing

[raw tendon]

well if you do this at a less selective school it'd be a lot less depressing

[worldly holly]

i remember having like a lovely 40 minute convo with the woman who signed of my notre dame rejection letter

[unborn narwhal]

Might I interest you with a strings rendition of "Mary Had A Little Lamb"? (all i can play, pls say yes)😔

[median shuttle]

Yes ofc

[sonic spindle]

hmmmm maybe

[raw tendon]

this is the type of thing to create generational hatred and curses like the fuck

[olive warren]

what if your parent is a current AO? WHAT THEN!

[sonic spindle]

instant acceptance

or rejection

johnny if you dont get off that phone im rejecting your ass!

[fair heron]

im opening my rejection letters under a bridge at a random park

[bleak sun]

I wanna be yale bulldog so bad

[raw tendon]

i imagine she didn't get a vote 😭

[bleak sun]

Is this a sign i will reincarnate into one my next life

[sonic spindle]

reincarnated as a yale

[raw tendon]

i aint reincarnating bro once im out im out

[sonic spindle]

i mean a bulldog

[meager bloom]

help why do i kinda want a white girl southern SEC school bed party..

[eager frost]

logging off until decisions

[sonic spindle]

i actually should too i have to read book

smell you later comma losers period

[eager frost]

thank you yale for giving good essay prompts and thank you chisq and jelly for putting up with my yale dms

[meager bloom]

good luck my king

keep sweeping

[pearl eagle]

almost an hour left yall

[olive warren]

you don't need to beautify what's already beautiful

[meager bloom]

i was gonna post a reaction vid on youtube but

i was so chopped in carleton..

[raw tendon]

the way even chatgpt who would usually glaze people to the ends of the earth is telling me like "twin you're not even in the conversation" 😭💔

[meager bloom]

maybe the footage just gets “lost” yk!

[fair heron]

SAME

[pearl eagle]

damn 😭

[meager bloom]

oh ok cause i was wondering if a robot can validate human experience

[pearl eagle]

im not gonna lie i was running ym shit through claude just because i had nothing left

[raw tendon]

like just tell me im chopped

[pearl eagle]

😭

claude told me im unlikely yale

[raw tendon]

unlikely letter is crazy

[pearl eagle]

or

not unlikely but like

it said it was the least likely of the 3 ivies

[void apex]

Guys decisions are in 1 hour and 4 mins

[fair heron]

it said something like "miracle acceptance" or smth like tjat

[void apex]

relax!!!

[olive warren]

it'll always tell you, you are closer than most applicants. (except the ones getting accepted lol)

[void apex]

you guys got this

[pearl eagle]

ykw ur right

no matter what

i got this

we got this

[raw tendon]

i should just lie and say i got in then ask me why it thought i got admitted

[void apex]

we do

[raw tendon]

💀

[void apex]

I’ll see yall @ BDD

[tranquil summit]

Ivy admissions are going to deplete like 14 neighborhoods of water 💀 I swear everyone I know has been chancing themselves via ai

[olive warren]

and it'll give a convincing enough argument too

but seriously what's wrong with this years acceptance rate

everything is like 5% lesser than what it used to be?

[meager bloom]

BDD BDD!

[void apex]

bull dog bull dog

[raw tendon]

i just wish i had any other reachy acceptances so i'd feel more secure but like

fuckkk the NYU rejection just crushed my confidence

[meager bloom]

did u know the odds of being born on this earth is 1 in 400 trillion

[raw tendon]

like if i can't get in with an interview how can i get in without one

[meager bloom]

so ivy day is nothing

u conquered those odds btw.

[raw tendon]

wow how am i this unlucky cuz wtf

💀

[raw tendon]

this does help tho

ty

[meager bloom]

statistically u shouldnt be alive 😭

so remember that!

[void apex]

abba

I will see you at bulldog days

[raw tendon]

HELP ME??

[meager bloom]

I WILL SEE U

[raw tendon]

ill just imagine boston university waiting in the wings to accept me with open arms ...

[pearl eagle]

guess im cooked then claude told me i had a chance at all 3 of my ivies 💀

[olive warren]

everybody has a chance, but sometimes its not good enough

[void apex]

YUHH

[raw tendon]

ill just buy into survivorship bias since all the videos i see on yt are of people getting in trust

[meager bloom]

ai cannot comprehend ur human experience which is why its so hard for it to predict what a human is going to make of ur app

[pearl eagle]

true

true

[raw tendon]

my app made me rootable asf i just be knowing

https://tenor.com/view/theodoros-gif-18371963

[pearl eagle]

also its officially under an hr left : )

[past sable]

i am maurie d mcinnis and i put in a good word for all yall trust

[sonic spindle]

gen cant focus on my work because im scaredx

user23040: its ok man its not the end of the world its just a college

thanks user23040 youre right

i feel better now.

[past sable]

the time will pass anyway

[sonic spindle]

true

[past sable]

the decision for you has already been made

[olive warren]

Winner takes it all

[sonic spindle]

also true

just adrenaline i guess

cortisol even

[olive warren]

cortisol*

[sonic spindle]

true

[steady turret]

hello yail

[hasty plume]

no interview guys im so cooked

😭

[void apex]

Last min interview clutch watch

[raw tendon]

i listened to the Yale podcast trust i know the strats to get my foot in the door ...

it's giving auto admit

[olive warren]

exactly!

[junior root]

Hi

[junior root]

me

[royal veldt]

Handsome Dan, let me in

[olive warren]

who the heck is Dan?

[worldly holly]

oh hello

[royal veldt]

I swear that I will buy him treats if I get in

I will find a way to get some cash

[hard wind]

🥹

[lusty berry]

Please 🙏

[olive warren]

granted

[sharp wave]

good luck!

[rich grotto]

You guys got this

[olive warren]

half an hour right?

[gray scroll]

Gotta start playing Yale by ken carson

[rich grotto]

30 minutes you guys!!!

[olive warren]

26 you guy

[rich grotto]

Lmao counting every minute aren’t we

Good luck yall

[olive warren]

sure are

[void apex]

im playing fortnite

to take my mind of ts

but it aint working

[rich grotto]

Helpppp 😭

[elder barn]

It started with Yale and it only feel rights that it ends with yale

[void apex]

woo

10

im proud of yall

🥹

[rich grotto]

10 minutes rahhhhh

https://tenor.com/view/cat-knead-fast-massage-gif-19678816

[elder barn]

Doing alphabetical order so see y’all last 🥹🤞

[tulip dust]

i thought about that too lmao

[royal veldt]

Goodluck yall! Handsome Dan watches upon you smiling

[tulip dust]

but ima leave it to gambling

😃

[royal veldt]

I love Handsome Dan

[raw tendon]

its so over

[void apex]

no we're getting admitted

[rich grotto]

HOPE TO SEE YALL IN THE DISCORD

[void apex]

boola boola

[rich grotto]

🔥 we’re so excited

[void apex]

yessiort

yessir

see ya there!

[fair ivy]

kale

[dawn crater]

hi

are we cooked

[void apex]

no\

[dawn crater]

ok

good luck

[void apex]

gracias

you too

[timber brook]

[gray scroll]

I LOVE U YALE

Rawr

[void apex]

5

[flint stone]

yell university

[limber bloom]

4 min yall

[hollow hollow]

Good luck Yall

Yale

[limber bloom]

u got this

[junior root]

3

[jovial copper]

gl

[elder barn]

I’m so so scared

Oh my god

[lucid sonnet]

same

[limber bloom]

2

[pastel wren]

good luck everyone!!

[limber bloom]

good luck ayll

[tranquil summit]

yall got that

[limber bloom]

yall

[tranquil summit]

I BELIEVE IN YOUUU

[rich grotto]

Boola boola you guys

[timber brook]

what is boola boola

[rich grotto]

1 minute 🫡

[rich grotto]

Yale chant

[raw tendon]

im gonna wait to open try and get my expectations down so i dont cry

[past sable]

where is varenyk

WHERE is he

[astral ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/blair-waldorf-blairhive-gossip-girl-gif-558938924477442485

https://tenor.com/view/rory-gilmore-gif-541681960515918513

[raw tendon]

i just wanna see some1 else here get in bro

please

[rich grotto]

YO

Is it out

[past sable]

its 6 pm or 7 pm

depending on timezone

[raw tendon]

its now

[native smelt]

@everyone Yale OUT!

[covert flame]

Good luck!

[steady turret]

YAILLL

[pearl eagle]

rejected everywhere 💔

[broken grail]

🦗🦗🦗

[vapid canyon]

oh my

[short nimbus]

rejected lol

[finite idol]

Gl!!

[wicked cedar]

oh

[foggy geyser]

rejected lol

[hearty kindle]

a

[raw tendon]

bro im waiting to open a rejection what am i doing 😭😭

[astral ruin]

Embody your RORY GILMORE

[crimson kiln]

LITRRALLT SAME

I can’t open it

[raw tendon]

i wont open it until i see someone get in bro

@rich grotto YOU GOT ON

YOU GOT IN

???

OH MYMGOD

[rich grotto]

Help hi

[raw tendon]

IM SO FUCKING PROUD OF YOU OMGGGGGGGGG

[rich grotto]

TYYYY

[raw tendon]

omg thats amazing like omg

im so fucking happy for u

[astral ruin]

U GOT THIS

BLAIR WALDORF

[elfin fable]

CONGRATTSSS

[quartz matrix]

Hi fav ivy

[astral ruin]

COMGTATS

[elfin fable]

ERIN LMK HOW IT GOES

[quartz matrix]

good luck and congrats everyone

[raw tendon]

im waiting to open it

im scared

[royal veldt]

Ok guys

Yail

[broken grail]

omg its the ukranian

[elfin fable]

RIP THE BANDAID OFF

[hollow hollow]

good luck

[rich grotto]

I BELIEVE IN YOY!!!!

[median shuttle]

guys rejected from all 8 I'm js leaving the discord
best of luck to y'all

[hollow hollow]

trust the process

[sweet holly]

Yail moement

[median shuttle]

bye yale

[elfin fable]

I BELIEVE IN YOU @royal veldt

[royal veldt]

Rejected from Yale!

[charred helm]

it's ok i got rejected from yale too

[empty pagoda]

All it takes is one

[raw tendon]

i cant open it bro

my whole family is watching me

[elfin fable]

fuck noooooooo YOULL SCORE ANOTHER

DONT WORRY

CLUTCH BRO CLUTCH

[crimson kiln]

Same I lit can’t open and I’m by myself

[elfin fable]

THESE AOS ARE STUPID FOR REJECTING YOU

[hollow hollow]

whatever happens, yall be okay

[shy zinc]

good luck everybody

[raw tendon]

i know i just

[royal veldt]

Doing Princeton next!

[empty pagoda]

AOs can’t read

[analog zodiac]

waitlist 😭

[brittle forge]

congrats to all my future yalies!!

[sharp wave]

congrats!!!

[tepid river]

rej

[shy zinc]

congrats

[formal elbow]

heyyy waitlisted

i guess no interview is not a terrible sign???

[twilit dagger]

WHAT'S UP GUYS

How'd it go

[round field]

pls say everyone else who’s waitlisted is flexing that

[brittle forge]

i didnt have one year year and im here

plays abs no role

[raw tendon]

okay rejected phew 😅

[summer halo]

rejected ayyyy

[open badger]

i got in

[high trench]

congrats

[open badger]

Thanks

[split belfry]

yale wl

ey

[rich grotto]

CONGRATS!! Join the discord!

[elder barn]

I’m actually crying

I CANT

I GOT INTO YALE

AND BROWN AND CORNELL

HOLY FUCK

@native smelt

YALE BOUND 😭😭😭😭

[night briar]

Rejected :(((

However, got into Brown! 😭

Yale will remain dear to my heart tho, so happy for all who got innn!!! ENJOY IT!

[meager bloom]

I GOT INTO HARVARD, PRINCETON, UPENN, COLUMBIA, AND BROWN

HOLY FUCK

[rich grotto]

OMG CONGRATSSSSSS

[night briar]

OMG YAY!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS

YOU DID IT

[rich grotto]

JOIN OUR DISCORD(!!!!)

[elder barn]

IM IN SO MUCH SHOCK

[elder barn]

WHATTT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

[rich grotto]

YAYYYYYYYYYYY

[open badger]

I like bulldogs

[elder barn]

ABBA WE ATE DOWN OH MY GODDDD

[open badger]

Theyre cute

[elder barn]

I GOT WL PTON COLUMBIA AND DARTMOUTH TOO 😭😭😭

[rich grotto]

OH MY GOD GOOD JOB

[broken grail]

AND UR INT??

YOUR MAKING US INT PROUDDD

[elder barn]

YES 😭😭😭

[open badger]

Congratulations!

[elder barn]

NEEDING AID LIKE WTF IDK HOW I GOT INTO CORNELL 😭😭

[elder barn]

Thank you so much 🥹🥹🥹

[broken grail]

you much have ate

[elder barn]

I WAS SO MID I DEADASS THOUGHT ID BE LUCKY WITH A WL 😭😭😭

[raw tendon]

let me vote on the poll :DD

[broken grail]

YOU MUSTVE DONE SMTH RIGHT BRO

[raw tendon]

imma take solace in the fact that im not alone in my rejection

[open badger]

Yale is exciting! We can meet dan

[elder barn]

First from my country to be ivy undergrad bound I’m actually crying wtf 😭😭😭

[broken grail]

harvard doesnt even have a mascot

[sweet holly]

KAZ YOURE SO CRACKED CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

[unborn narwhal]

Dang rejected lol

[elder barn]

YES!!!

[elder barn]

THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥹🫶🫶🫶 I’ll miss washu but it worked out 🥲🥹

[unborn narwhal]

Not like I'm surprised. Imma go cry in a corner
Congrats to everyone who got in tho💫

[sweet holly]

NO LIKE GENUINELY IM SO EXCITED FOR YOU IM SO HAPPY IT WORKED OUT !!!!!!🫶🫶🫶🫶

[elder barn]

THANK YOU SO MUCH 🥹🫶🫶 IDK HOW IM SLEEPING TONIGHT 😭😭😭

[rich grotto]

DONT SLEEP

CELEBRATEEEEEE

🔥

[twilit dagger]

KAZ YESSSSSS

CONGRATULATIONSSSSSSS

[elder barn]

I WI OMDSSS

[shy zinc]

yo

nice

[elder barn]

THANK YOU GOAT!!!! 🥹🥹

[elder barn]

Ty gang 😭🥹

Ur school kinda wl’d me so I won’t be Columbia bound unfortunately but have fun with school 🥹

[native smelt]

OKG

OMG OMG

[elder barn]

IM SO HAPPY UNI

[wicked cedar]

AYO

[elder barn]

ZOYA

[native smelt]

YAYYYY

[elder barn]

OH MY GOD

[wicked cedar]

U GOT IN SEE

[elder barn]

I MADE IT 😭😭😭

PROLLY GONNA CHOOSE YALE TOOO

[rich grotto]

THIS IS SO TUFF 🔥

[rich grotto]

OMG YAY!!!

[astral ruin]

Boola boola

[elder barn]

Brown really speaks to me so I’ll have to check them out but boola boola 🥹🥹

[static grove]

REJECTED

[rich grotto]

Fine…. Ig…. BUT REMEMBER THE BULLDOG 🔥 BOOLA BOOLA

[sharp wave]

KAZ CONGRATULATIONS

GOOOD JOB MAN

believed in u since day 1

[rich grotto]

(Jk congrats on brown and everything omg)

[mossy owl]

how brutal was the big Y this year

[static grove]

goodbye yale

[elder barn]

YESSIRRR I genuinely DREAMED of seeing the video I actually can’t

[elder barn]

THANK YOU ERKKKK 🥲🥹

[static grove]

maybe i shouldn't have applied during the extension time

but i still enjoyed yapping in this chat

[elder barn]

Did you get yale?? Any others?

[rich grotto]

Yale was my only Ivy LOL

[rich grotto]

And yeah I had a likely letter for Yale 😭 so yeah I did get in 🔥

[elder barn]

AYY

[rich grotto]

WE LOVE BULLDOGS

[elder barn]

1 and doneee

YESS WE DOOO

I WORE BLUE FOR TS 😭😭

[sharp wave]

dude congratulations fr fr

ping me when you commit bro thats so cool that you have such a hard decision to make

[modest cloud]

Committed to Yale for hoola hooping 😍

[elder barn]

genuinely so insanely blessed to be in such a position I cannot

I wanna get in Stanford just to laugh at my brother (he goes there)

[sharp wave]

that's super fucking cool dude

[elder barn]

I think yale is def top

Or duke but I’ll see

[hasty ginkgo]

hi guys

what’s up

[sharp wave]

i swear I remember u from back in september (@kaz)

[dapper flicker]

HOLT SHIT I GOT IN

[hasty ginkgo]

YAYYY GOOD NOV

JOB

[broken python]

Bro

I can’t check

😭😭😭

I’m not home for a few more hours

[frail vessel]

Congrats everyone!!!!

[frosty skiff]

yale defer to 6 ivy rejections pipeline 😝😝😝😝😝

[elder barn]

YESS I remember u too gang

u was my brodie

[sharp wave]

back in cornell I think?

[void apex]

Sorry I didn’t get in @meager bloom @native smelt

next up: UPenn though SO YAYYYY

[native smelt]

yayyy

[broken python]

Wait I got an email to check my portal for Yale, Harvard, Cornell, and Brown but I didn’t get an email for UPenn and Columbia. Does this mean I got rejected from Yale and the other ones that I got an email for 😭

Ahhhhh the anticipation is killing me

[rich cargo]

YAYYYYY

Congrats 🎉

[snow yoke]

Rejected I think

[fringe cypress]

GUYS I GOT INNNNNN

[rich grotto]

OMG CONGRATS!!!!

ELI YALEEEEEE

the video is so peak

[summer halo]

OMGGG JACOB CONGRATS

[hasty ginkgo]

YAYAYAYAY GJ

[rich grotto]

Join the discord

[fringe cypress]

WHERES THE DISCORD

[rich grotto]

THEY HAVE A LINK

UH