All UCs (2025-2026)

[potent needle]

🥸

[wise wedge]

no like i was searching up best ucsd colleges they all saying revelle

[zealous summit]

they trolled last yr this is not run by ucla/admissions

[wise wedge]

i didnt put it

[dry snow]

WDYM

[woven rune]

Bro isn't my message pinned in here

[wise wedge]

but

[warm token]

people on Reddit say that to troll

[warm juniper]

U got trolled

[rich kraken]

UCLA out?

[bold imp]

the comment isnt even there

💀

[dry snow]

IM LITERALLY JUT LOOKING AT INSTA

[covert ravine]

gurt

i got waitlisted

[warm juniper]

revelle is not the best

[wise wedge]

im smart i didnt put it

[warm juniper]

😭😭

[dry snow]

ITS NOT FAKE ITS A SCREENSHOT

[lyric hawk]

Computer Engineering’s capped

[dense pumice]

Dw

I know

You’re good

I’m not muting you

[warm juniper]

Whats ur alt major

[rich kraken]

Is ucla out?

[pale ravine]

No

[rich kraken]

?

[lyric hawk]

Business economics 😭

[dire lance]

did ucsd come out with fin aid yet?

[dire walrus]

take a shot everytime someone asks if UCLA is out

[woven rune]

i'm crine bro i was helping yall out before apps were even due

[potent needle]

i copied this shit

[warm juniper]

Hey stop hating on us

[wise wedge]

if i dont get into ucla im sliming out the whole admissions office

[pseudo fiber]

is ucla coming out today

[woven rune]

What a moron bruh

[blissful trench]

bro they actually just trolled 100k people

[potent needle]

ok well im not going to ucsd so that's Good! 😹 😹

[blissful trench]

they knew everyone thought it was the 20th

[woven rune]

Never trust someone who did research on the colleges just trust a current student

[shy anchor]

yasssssss n i put seventh as my first choice n got intoooo might see you there!!

[woven rune]

They will get you right every time

[buoyant tree]

thats terrible

[signal copper]

wait

bro

[lyric hawk]

😭 I jus wanna do engineering

[signal copper]

what the hekk

[solemn rapids]

bro same 😭

[dire lance]

do u think ucsd is worth it if im oos

[signal copper]

what is goin on

[real fable]

theres no way 100k ppl saw that post

[signal copper]

😭

[dense cave]

U should’ve put Warren has the best food, don’t forget about canyon vista brother 👀

[dense pumice]

If u guys don’t get into ucla genuinely for the better fucla

• a ucla student

[warm juniper]

Aight bet i gotchu even tho we are on the other side of campus

[flint kraken]

what if one of you is a UC AO

are you mapping usernames to applicants ids AO?

[blissful trench]

100k will soon

[rich kraken]

good luck getting to admission office if you’re rejected

[silk mauve]

Are you serious

[dire walrus]

de ems

[signal copper]

bro i wish i was joking

[dense pumice]

?

[lyric hawk]

Is there any appeal to reconsider me for main major ?

[signal copper]

im so confused now

[twin osprey]

anybody roosevelt college?

[dire walrus]

dms

[silk mauve]

Bruh

[dense pumice]

Ok

[wise wedge]

its the student account i think theyre trolling

[shy anchor]

wait what college’s are you in

[woven rune]

I think any UC is a ripoff for oos but it really depends what you tryna do. If any grad school / professional school is in the books do not go to a uc oos that is just moronic

[flint kraken]

me

[wise wedge]

im on a generational run i got it fs

[warm juniper]

Revelle lol but a lot of my classes can be near 7th

[woven rune]

When I meet the premed oos ucsd students i genuinely am just baffled

[potent needle]

so when is ucla

[earnest finch]

6th and 7th college try to make a good logo challenge (impossible)

[wise wedge]

hopefully

[signal copper]

man they better

[dry snow]

it literally is ur slow

[shy anchor]

i heard revelle is hardd

[warm juniper]

dont think so @woven rune Can u confirm

[signal copper]

my friends r like

[dense pumice]

Same w ucla

[signal copper]

worried

[dense pumice]

Waste of money

[signal copper]

asf

[zealous summit]

didnt they troll last year as well?

the student acc

[empty pollen]

ACTUALLY?

[dense pumice]

Yeah

[dim dagger]

Guys opinions on Muir cuz I got in for that 🫩🫩🫩

[dire lance]

yea nah im just going the 4 years

[dense pumice]

They do

[warm juniper]

Very hard ge wise cus it has a TON

[wise wedge]

if people date between sixth and seventh do you guys call their relationship 6 7

[dire walrus]

@dense pumice lets reopen Meetfresh

[woven rune]

Possibly can switch majors once ur a student unless u applied to some shit like cs or smth

[dense pumice]

Preach

[warm juniper]

Go go go go

[dire walrus]

meatfresh

[woven rune]

yeah bro just leave the server

[dense pumice]

Idk what that is

[warm juniper]

Muir is solid

[signal copper]

well they might be trolling

[indigo garnet]

Omg

[sleek raven]

Guys ucla is coming out tdy right? For the insta post of @uclawhatsbruin on insta for "somethings bruin" post they said march 28th... 😭🙏

[magic slate]

am i able to transfer into something like bioengineering if i was admitted undeclared?

[dire walrus]

it was this place in westwood village that was rlly good

[serene flint]

bro me too bc my friend who goes there said to make it 1st but now im hearing its bad apparently

[dire walrus]

but it sclosed down

[lyric hawk]

Nah I don’t wanna risk that

[dense pumice]

We’ll find out

[empty pollen]

omfg

[buoyant tree]

ucsd so pretty if only it wasnt 90k a year

[ashen sky]

I think that insta is always trolling

[lyric hawk]

I’d rather go to U wisc

[sleek raven]

Im crineee

[dense pumice]

I’d rather reopen bjs

[signal copper]

idk what ucla is on.

[little tundra]

is ucla deadass not today

😭

[dire walrus]

R.i.p bjs..

[steady thorn]

Apparently it’s a joke they do every year

[earnest finch]

gotta be fake no official accounts would call them "acceptances"

[tired spindle]

yeah you just have to take classes requird for prerequisites

[dire walrus]

rip randy..

some things have litr been open forever

[dense pumice]

Prob today at 5 pdt

[warm token]

yea I only know one oos who didn’t get ripped off (we had an oos scholarship until class of 25 that she got and then her dad works for UNICEF so their tuition got covered from thatt)

[delicate bough]

Is ucla acc not coming

[woven rune]

https://students.ucsd.edu/academics/advising/majors-minors/selective.html

[karmic sphinx]

Is warren college good?

[dim dagger]

Apparently the dorms r bad but can someone elaborate on that???? 🫩🫩🫩

[dense pumice]

5 pm pdt is our predicted

[tired spindle]

for stem yes, otherwise meh

[silk mauve]

So why is the portal down?

[earnest finch]

23 minutes power on

[karmic sphinx]

For aero engineering?

[woven rune]

Muir is just very "aight"

[bold imp]

sure

[woven rune]

Good location though

[tired spindle]

yeah it's chill then

[dense pumice]

Friends! We predict that ucla will come out at 5 PM PDT TODAY!

[bold imp]

best one apparlently

[karmic sphinx]

Ayy njce

[warm token]

i love moms that’s the only good thing in Muir

[earnest finch]

anyone know anything about 7th college

[bold imp]

YAYYY

[karmic sphinx]

Let's go

[woven rune]

Commit to the school

[rich kraken]

ucla out

[dense pumice]

If not next week

[karmic sphinx]

Cap

[tired spindle]

nice dorms, just super far from everything on campus

[dense pumice]

No

[tired spindle]

except like tennis courts and the gym lol

[signal copper]

bro but the ig

😭

[dense pumice]

Send proof

[indigo garnet]

💀💀

[woven rune]

Seventh is the best one and best living in the entire uc system

[floral trout]

how is sixth college?

[junior wagon]

Is UCLA moved to 28th? Someone posted on reddit?

[dense pumice]

That is NOT AN ADMISSIONS ACCLUNT

[signal copper]

bro explain this

[tired spindle]

best

[signal copper]

ok

terue

[dense pumice]

NOT AN ADMISSIONS ACCOUNT

[earnest finch]

NOBODY WOULD CALL THEM ACCEPTANCES

[signal copper]

but like

[delicate kayak]

WHAT

[mortal sky]

this isnt an official account

[signal copper]

this is d1 trolling

[mortal sky]

how would they know

[dense pumice]

This is a STUDENT RUN ACCOUNT

[dry snow]

is this ragebait

[delicate kayak]

whoops

[hot onyx]

ucla needs to hurry tf up so I can go to the gym after getting rejected 🙅 ❌❌

[rich kraken]

trust me bro

[woven rune]

yall for your questions about the colleges refer to this message that some of us attractive ucsd students came together to help construct

[dim dagger]

Like compared to 7th and 8th r the dorms much much worse?

[floral trout]

how come?

[dense pumice]

It’s finals week at ucla we all want to die

[earnest finch]

i swear to god bro has ANY college called decisions "accpetances????????????????????????"

[signal copper]

true true

[karmic nacelle]

it says march 28 but we meant march 27??

[dense pumice]

I’m muting

[karmic nacelle]

they not making much sense 😭

[warm token]

No

[signal copper]

they r like

[woven rune]

#1400588776597753986 message ALL UCSD COLLEGE INFO

[vague shadow]

my names pibble. rub my bellay

[signal copper]

trollin

[tired spindle]

best location, great dorms, easy gen eds

[earnest finch]

IT SAYS MARCH 20

[potent needle]

@dense pumice mute me too

🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤 🤤

[blissful trench]

the ucla portal is still down so

[signal copper]

😭

[zealous summit]

portal is still down?

[signal copper]

gl man

[zealous summit]

damn

[earnest finch]

this guy has me tweaking can we vaporize him?

[floral trout]

nice! are u currently at sixth,

[rich kraken]

How long has it been down?

[blissful trench]

and i'm guessing they're not gonna shut down the portal unless something was changing

[warm token]

Do u have more finals surely they’re mostly over right

[blissful trench]

the earliest i checked was like 30 min ago but it couldve been longer

[tired spindle]

roosevelt lol, but only good things have ever been said about sixth really

[dense pumice]

Yeah I’ve been done since Tuesday

[arctic ruin]

Hey guys UCLA Admission officer here ask questions

[twin osprey]

if you go to ucsd but in hs u took summer session courses does your student id stay the same

[fresh bloom]

Anyone know ucla eta?

[floral trout]

ahh i see what’s your major?

[karmic sphinx]

How are dorms at Warren?

[dim dagger]

So Muir isn’t that bad rlly

[rich kraken]

Are UCs admissions portal specifically ucla that bad that they need to shutdown?

[signal copper]

theres no limit to the larp

[zealous summit]

send decisions

[real fable]

did i get in

[tired spindle]

yeah

[tired spindle]

ee

[fathom oxide]

is ucla is out today or the 27th?

im confused

[blissful trench]

nah it was up yesterday so

[mortal sky]

we are speculating 20 minutes but cant confirm

[real fable]

its on the 32nd

[cloud wing]

most likely within the next 20 min

[woven rune]

April 27

[fathom oxide]

wow

[cloud wing]

but we’ll find out 😭😭

[fathom oxide]

thanks guys

[tired spindle]

mid to bad, depends on where you live though

[hot onyx]

it better come out today in 20 minutes I actually need to get all rejections done w today

[warm token]

Wait thats crazy cause me too

[tired spindle]

it's fine, I think they're also getting renovated next quarter

[dense pumice]

R u transferring or something

[arctic ruin]

As an admission officer, my fellow admission officers and I thought you guys are just horrible so we decided to keep your application fees and deny everyone.

[signal copper]

ur gonna get in bro

[karmic sphinx]

Bruh rip

[tired spindle]

idk when that's going to be done

[karmic nacelle]

april 27 2826?

[tired spindle]

I heard fall

[vague shadow]

me when i larp as an uc applcabt

[arctic ruin]

Nah.

[signal copper]

aw shucks

[warm token]

What depth are u @tired spindle

[tired spindle]

it ain't that bad

[molten hearth]

is ucla 27th?

[woven rune]

Yes 2826

[cloud wing]

my close friends are waiting on decisions and i’m nervous for them!

[tired spindle]

circuits and systems

[dense pumice]

Oh gl

[karmic nacelle]

eh whats another 800 years

[earnest finch]

hey guys, john UCLA here. You all are not getting in, in fact, we're vaporizing all of you

[signal copper]

new york>la

[woven rune]

It's been delayed for two weeks because next week is spring break

[onyx leaf]

is ucla today

[arctic ruin]

I will give you yours right here, you're denied.

[karmic nacelle]

right

[dire walrus]

WAIT YALL

[hot onyx]

I’m praying bc I’m so done after WashU and SD

[vague shadow]

yes

[dense pumice]

Guys don’t go to ucla oos!

[plucky ridge]

Does anyone have any input on ucsd Muir?

[dire walrus]

IS THIS REAL

[signal copper]

bro who is this

[tawny goblet]

Who is that

[karmic sphinx]

Ts pmo

[arctic ruin]

Ruby you are denied as well.

[dense pumice]

Idk

[signal copper]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[karmic sphinx]

Sybau gng

[arctic ruin]

you're denied.

[warm token]

Amazing my friends lowk TA 166 and uhhh 102 and 35 ofc

[dense pumice]

I wish 😇

[magic slate]

is it hard to change majors, or is getting the required grades enough?

[blissful trench]

bro who is this

[signal copper]

bro

but

[arctic ruin]

it can't be that bad LOL

[signal copper]

los angeles tho

:)

[karmic sphinx]

Who allowed you to speak ?

[arctic ruin]

overrated.

[dense pumice]

I took intro to electricity and magnetism and did not understand any magnetism

[ashen sky]

LA is overrated fr

[arctic ruin]

who tf do u think u are LOL

[tired spindle]

taking 166 next fall, heard it's bad

[dire walrus]

delete this now

[tired spindle]

that entire 160 series

[dense pumice]

I hate it so much I’m graduating a yr early

[woven rune]

Bro i thought electricity was harder than magnetism

[karmic sphinx]

I'll reject you

[dense pumice]

If u don’t have a car it’s like prison

[elder atlas]

How is 8th college

[final harness]

JOHN UCLA 😭 😭 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[arctic ruin]

it looks to me you're the one making it hard

[dense pumice]

Really I liked electricity

[dense pumice]

Nah

[woven rune]

Point charge e field gauss law was so lame

[tired spindle]

it's not that hard I think, if you get good grades in the courses they ask you to take

[arctic ruin]

Yep, that's me what's up?

[ashen sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138554187605610553/1481166633736212513/attachment.gif

[signal copper]

bro but ur near santa monica

[buoyant tree]

https://tenor.com/view/clawed-z-eagle-mascot-american-university-gif-7372858351374774419

[final harness]

slide me the acceptance letter

[molten hearth]

so is ucla coming out tdy?

[woven rune]

Bro can my fucking prof grade my ochem 2 final IT WAS MULTIPLE CHOICE

[blissful trench]

hey lowkey if anyone is a portal astrology warrior do yall have any insight on the portal down?

[karmic sphinx]

USC clears ur school

[warm token]

Yeah it’s miserable but lowkey it’s ok I think 164 is probably worse but I never did it bc I was signals depth

[woven rune]

ITS NOT HARD TO GRADE IT

[tired spindle]

best dorms, again opposite side of campus but considering you live in hotels

[arctic ruin]

Nah.

[dense pumice]

30 min bus + 15 mins walk

[tired spindle]

it's not a bad tradeoff

[last mist]

they want to prevent portal astro

[arctic ruin]

Nah.

[dense pumice]

My prof too bro w my gen chem lab

[last mist]

while decisions are uploaded

[real fable]

Isnt UCLA like really cutthroat for research opps

[dense pumice]

R u doing biochem next quarter

[tired spindle]

ah I see, half my ee friends do power though lmao

[signal copper]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[raven tusk]

Fucla

[dense pumice]

Not cutthroat there’s just not many rn

[woven rune]

Fuck gen chem lab it's like irrationally hard here

[karmic sphinx]

Heavy cope

[final harness]

alright so you’re sexist 😹

[floral trout]

between usc and ucsd what’s better for med?

[dense pumice]

But I email all the time here and I get opps all the time

[arctic ruin]

Precisely.

[woven rune]

No i'm taking human physio 1 though and physics optics

[dense pumice]

U just have to be smart

[signal copper]

???

[real fable]

ic

[warm token]

Is this 7l?

[signal copper]

dawg WHAT are you sayin

[woven rune]

ye

[dense pumice]

Ohh Im doing physics optics and biochem

[woven rune]

Everyone told me I would lose my 4.0 to chem 7L

[dense pumice]

Our 7L is bio lab

[karmic nacelle]

why 😭

[balmy blaze]

how much they costing u

[karmic nacelle]

is it cuz of org chem

[woven rune]

No bruh

it's just moronic

[dense pumice]

What’s the cost

[tired spindle]

^

[woven rune]

The lab itself is fine the reports are stupid and the exams are stupid

i enjoyed the experiments

[dense pumice]

Atry have u started any new ecs

[ashen sky]

Is this every school

[dense pumice]

Is A at ucsd on the up

I haven’t seen her since Dec

She’s been mia again

[ashen sky]

Does every college have that 1.2 star rmp lab professor

[raven tusk]

The physics series at UCD is a known gpa killer

[signal copper]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[karmic sphinx]

K bro

[mortal sky]

gonna have to delete this for being too unfunny

[dense pumice]

Not in my dept

[worldly nebula]

is san diego out

[woven rune]

Nah not really I'm doing fmp emra and uhhhhh that's it i might do a harm reduction program in downtown sd

[raven tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/who-is-he-who-is-that-peppa-pig-gif-13606975557282567491

[warm juniper]

Yes

[karmic nacelle]

yes

[ashen sky]

Ye

[signal copper]

love u man

[arctic ruin]

says the guy named Wiggle

[woven rune]

Yeah most school stem lab classes are aids

[floral trout]

usc 80k and ucsd financial portal is down but got regents

[dense pumice]

Very cool gl!! How is A

[ashen sky]

I got a C cuz of those labs

[worldly nebula]

is there a poll for who got in so far

[dense pumice]

UCSD go there

[real fable]

wiggle is a cool name

[ashen sky]

Actual cancer

[warm juniper]

Yes

[dense pumice]

Regents very good

[mortal sky]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-dont-care-having-fun-playing-ratio-mychemicalromantic-gif-3513229437142149033

[arctic ruin]

so hilarious wiggle 😭 🤣

[floral trout]

but if my goals are med school isn’t it more comp

[dense pumice]

So cute

[raven tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/komik-gif-14211273463614358620

[flint kraken]

is UCLA in 15 minutessss?

[signal copper]

bro ur tryin too hard to be funny and iys not working

[dense pumice]

UCSD is not that comp from what I’ve heard

[signal copper]

js quit it bro

[dense pumice]

Prob

[dire walrus]

WAIT

[arctic ruin]

shi bro you caught me 😭 🤣

[signal copper]

im cryin bro

[warm token]

We not a competitive school

[umbral beacon]

LMAOOO

[warm token]

IMO

[signal copper]

bro js SPAWNED wth

[floral trout]

is financial aid portal open for anyone

[raven tusk]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DWDIcDYgtoj/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

angus.ucd

Hope your finals are going well Aggies 😉

📸 @intentionallydirty
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[warm token]

Everyone is p nice and chill

[floral trout]

major?

[bold imp]

💀

[karmic sphinx]

We don't want ur opinions

[umbral beacon]

TFYM SPAWN

[warm token]

electrical engineering

[tawny goblet]

Apparently UCLA isn’t today

[arctic ruin]

Someone is salty he got denied

[raven tusk]

Wrong chat bud

[ashen sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138554187605610548/1480022880296243200/attachment.gif

[signal copper]

-6/10 ragebait

[arctic ruin]

nah on god both of u got denied

[flint kraken]

if it is today ill burn you

[signal copper]

bro like

[bold imp]

ok nvm this screenshot is real xd, so do u think its not coming outtoday then?

[signal copper]

i didnt apply

[ashen sky]

Ucla isnt real

[arctic ruin]

exactly

[floral trout]

what abt gpawise isn’t it harder to maintain 4.0 bc of the greater number of students

[raven tusk]

Fuck ucla and ucsd

[real fable]

its a student run account

this doesnt mean anything

[tawdry jolt]

is anyone's ucla portal down

[bold imp]

ok ic

[karmic sphinx]

Kids like you are why USC wins everything

[arctic ruin]

i dont even go to ucla

nice try honey

[ashen sky]

ucLa

[flint kraken]

whats up with you faisall

[floral trout]

is ucsd financial portal out

[mortal sky]

everybodys is

[karmic sphinx]

Who got denied now buddy?

[arctic ruin]

I go to a superior school moron.

[arctic ruin]

Hello Victor.

[warm token]

I think it’s like hard to get a high EE gpa lowk but for other majors idt it’s super hard to get good grades u should ask @woven rune About like bio classes

[karmic sphinx]

Sdsu is not a superior school lil bro

[arctic ruin]

no comment

[warm juniper]

Im gonna find u

[signal copper]

genuine cornball over here holy crap

[dense pumice]

No this isn’t admissions

[flint kraken]

which one my guy?

[arctic ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[dense pumice]

GUYS: the uclawhatsbruin account is STUDENT RUN

[arctic ruin]

yo @mortal sky send my gif

[mortal sky]

that is almost certainly not what vik is short for

[bold imp]

ok ic

[molten hearth]

when will ucla portal be up again

[karmic sphinx]

Huge aura loss

[bold imp]

thanks

: D

[tawdry jolt]

when are they gonna fix it

[arctic ruin]

viktor?

[bold imp]

omg 10 minutes

[karmic sphinx]

Can't even send a gif

[dense pumice]

OTC

[bold imp]

ima tweak

[dense pumice]

Ofc

[tawdry jolt]

thought decision comes out in 10 min

[tired spindle]

it's possible, just that you would have to sacrifice a lot 😂

[dry snow]

NOW UR GETTING MUTED

[dense pumice]

Calm down guys

[tawdry jolt]

no way theyre fixing it in time

[mortal sky]

probably like vikram or something

[dry snow]

kidding

[dense pumice]

I promise you

You will be ok

[arctic ruin]

oh

[plucky ridge]

Does anyone have any input on ucsd Muir plz🥹

[warm juniper]

Yes

[floral trout]

hmm alright tysm

[dense pumice]

The grass is greener on the other side

[warm juniper]

Solid ges

Good dorms

[tired spindle]

it's fine, getting renovated

[warm juniper]

Good dining hall

[arctic ruin]

nah but like @karmic sphinx ur from asia and international dont bother opening it

like fr

[last mist]

wait so is UCLA today or nah

[warm juniper]

and renovations

[bright spade]

yo i got into ucsd is roosevelt bad?

[signal copper]

yes

[zealous summit]

will the portal open exactly when decisions come?

[warm token]

I’m a masters student now but lowk I think I could get a 3.0 this quarter 😭😭

[karmic sphinx]

Watch me send u my acceptance letter in 10 mins

[tired spindle]

💀

[warm juniper]

Hard ge good living

[mortal sky]

yeah ok thats enough for you today

[warm token]

Straight B

[arctic ruin]

okay yeah please

[little tundra]

Berkeley is NOT real 😭 😭 😭

[drifting sable]

I’d be surprised if it isn’t. Why else is portal closed

[flint kraken]

i will personally hit you

[tawdry jolt]

yes

[bold imp]

OK SORRY 😭

[karmic nacelle]

no one is sure

[bold imp]

I didnt scroll down enough

xd

[soft isle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

ucla please i need thiss

[last mist]

that's my thought yeah

[karmic nacelle]

lol 😭

[signal copper]

compadre

[tired spindle]

yeah I'm banking ona final I pretty much did bad on, others should be fine tho 😭

[dense pumice]

Is this fr

[dry snow]

i’m joking lol ur good

[bright spade]

ok thanks

[floral trout]

is ucsd financial portal available for anyone

[last mist]

OOS moment

[arctic ruin]

please send ur letter today

[real fable]

cheaper than northeastern!

[stuck lion]

ges are a slog

[warm juniper]

If u want specifics lmk

[dry iron]

When’s UCLA coming

[tawdry jolt]

10 min

[stuck lion]

dorms are meh, go for an apartment if possible

[harsh pine]

cold.

[dry snow]

what are personal expenses

[earnest finch]

UCLA is not today

[karmic sphinx]

And if I don't then I got in but I don't want to speak to ur lame ahh

[last mist]

crazy how UCB OOS is the same cost as full pay ivy

[flint kraken]

UCLAAAAAA
WHENNN
TODAYYYY OR NEEHHHH/

[signal copper]

northeastern is like a scam college atp

[little tundra]

Why did berkeley think it was a good idea to admit someone OOS early as middle income 😭 😭

[bold imp]

nah thats my bad, i feel bad now xd

[warm juniper]

Can everyone shut up ab ucla

[ashen sky]

This is cuz oos students are chud

[tired spindle]

wait also for grad, you did bsms? are the requirements for that extraordinary?

[bold imp]

💀

[warm juniper]

Itll come when it come

[dusk ether]

fuck all uc bro

[drifting sable]

Bc early usually comes w scholarship

[warm juniper]

holy yap

[dry snow]

ur ok LMFAO don’t worry

[flint kraken]

fuck you too

[bold imp]

I tried burning u at the stake

💀

[spring jolt]

Damn hella ppl ik who are cracked got WL or reject UCSD

[tawdry jolt]

hope ucla comes out in time

[warm token]

No just get a 3.4 or 3.5 or whatever they say the cutoff is and it’s basically autoadmit

[radiant moat]

Bro I got 50 bands from ucsb im so poor

[spring karma]

GUYS I HAVE A QUESTION

[bold imp]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-blart-mall-cop2-blart-rides-again-gif-15114510677903010276

[dense pumice]

Yeah

[spring karma]

WHY DID I GET UNDECLARED 😭

[bold imp]

Yooo wait

[karmic nacelle]

maybe this is why ucs keep on rejecting me cuz im too poor 😭

[real fable]

ucb should seperate itself from the uc system and become a private school

[tired spindle]

is this overall or major gpa, cuz mine alters quite a bit

[bold imp]

when did UCSD come out

[dry snow]

i survived ur good goat ❤️

[dusk ether]

lemme cope i got rejected from all of them except riverside

[untold patio]

i’m scared asf for uclaaaa

[tired spindle]

at least for now

[bold imp]

lol prec u

[untold patio]

4 pm pacific

[plush wave]

is ucla supposed to come out today or is it coming next week

[placid nova]

are ur ucsd welcome messages also broken 💔 it keeps erroring when i try to see them

[karmic nacelle]

im just middle class oos 😭

[tawdry jolt]

an hour ago

[spring karma]

Chuds

[floral trout]

is ucsd financial portal available for anyone

[bold imp]

did u get UCSD

[bold imp]

ic

[warm token]

They consider the higher of the 2 😊

[little tundra]

They didnt release results for my interview

[warm token]

I think

[bold imp]

so then ucla should be in 8 minutes

[dense pumice]

Today likely is our predicted

[flint kraken]

because you selected undeclared?

[dry snow]

i only applied to ucla and berk

[tired spindle]

whew

[pliant viper]

yo so is ucla still coming out td?

[plush wave]

thanks!

[karmic sphinx]

Is it hard to switch majors at ucsd. Like from aero engineering to mech eng

[blissful trench]

tried asking the bruin AI to tell me the exact admissions release time💀

[placid nova]

mine says error 😭

[flint kraken]

the S tier UCs

[dense pumice]

Predicted

[warm juniper]

Department to department isnt bad

[spring karma]

I had engineering first choices

[tired spindle]

this is lowk not that bad, I switched from cheme to ee

[warm juniper]

idk ab specifics

[spring karma]

I got undeclared...

[floral trout]

okay mine too is that everyone?

[flint kraken]

8 minutes? UCLA?? tell me...

[warm juniper]

but if tis same department it isnt hard

[karmic sphinx]

Thanks

[stuck lion]

should be fine

[pliant viper]

oh so no one has gotten their decision yet?

[zealous summit]

7 mins...

[dry snow]

uclaaa if u can heaaar us

[dense pumice]

AMA anything - ucla student 🤠

[dense pumice]

No

[dense halo]

Are we ignoring the instagram comment? Is that not real

[woven rune]

ama harvard student

[dense pumice]

Student account

[flint kraken]

UCLA in 8 minutes or nehh>

[real fable]

is kendrick lamar ur classmate

[ashen sky]

Can i have meal swipes

[dense pumice]

Prob

[signal copper]

so like how do u survive ucla courseowrk

😭

[dense pumice]

Nope

[river veldt]

ama merced student

[dense pumice]

Yes

[worldly nebula]

where is the poll bruh

[dry snow]

is there chipotle close by

[pliant viper]

ohh. lmao i thought the portal went down cuz a lot of kids viewed their decision at once

[drifting sable]

Am I accepted

[mortal sky]

its not from an official source and is just generally sketchy, howdid they go from 20th to 28th to 27th

[worldly nebula]

sorry scott i didn’t mean to reply to y

[dense pumice]

It’s actually a lot easier than I thought, I think Eng is just really bad

[bold imp]

Idk what it is tho

[flint kraken]

UCLA is the most applied to university in the US right?

[zealous summit]

when did ucla drop in the past

[dense pumice]

Yes

[bold imp]

💀

[dense pumice]

No

[dry snow]

omg all that matters

[zealous summit]

??

what time

[dense pumice]

We reject cit

[proper pawn]

is ucla not available

[signal copper]

ur caltechbro

😭

[dense pumice]

We have cavs too

[bold imp]

t minus 5 minutes bro

😭

[drifting sable]

So yes

[dry snow]

idk what that is

[dense pumice]

Yes

[dry iron]

Bruh I can’t see the applicant portal it says it’s unavuanme

[drifting sable]

Fuck killing myself

[dry iron]

unaaviskb

[dry snow]

do u guys have dutch bros

[raven tusk]

And im gonna touch you

[bold imp]

omg im tweaking

[dense pumice]

Cava

[dry snow]

oh never been sounds yum tho

[indigo garnet]

Im panicking rn

[limpid coyote]

I got UCSD regents!

[raven tusk]

We do

[molten hearth]

is in 6 mins

[dense pumice]

Idts but somewhere in the vicinity

[bold imp]

OMGGGG

[dense pumice]

Yay!

[bold imp]

IM WTEAINIE IFUH QWIDH IQWD

[cyan forum]

how do you see?

[bold imp]

Bro ucla is my dream bro omg

PLASE PLASE

[signal copper]

yeah

[dense pumice]

UCLA is a great school but not too great you’re missing out on much

[bold imp]

wait how do u see this

[limpid coyote]

its on the portal

[ashen sky]

I want tiramisu

[molten hearth]

it’s out?

[dense pumice]

Nah

[molten hearth]

oh ok

[signal copper]

bro aint no way

ima ctually done

😭

[harsh pine]

is la coming out in 5 mins

[dense pumice]

We have very good tiramisu actually

[dense pumice]

Prob

[ashen sky]

https://tenor.com/view/tel-aviv-upset-tel-aviv-upset-gif-2138139398796918334

[signal copper]

don toliver

[raven tusk]

Come to davis when we have it its goated

Especially tercero tiramisu

[ashen sky]

All we have at usc

[astral valley]

does everyone have the "*The MyApplication Status site is currently unavailable. We expect to be back up later this evening. *" for the ucla portal?

[ashen sky]

Is tiramisu soft serve ice cream

[dense pumice]

Don tonliver

[zealous summit]

4 mins???

[pallid kite]

yes

[ashen sky]

But no actual tiramisu

[bold imp]

Does anyone know if honors is coming out later?

[dense pumice]

That sounds good

[dim sandal]

Pls uvula

[zealous summit]

whats the probability it comes in 4 mins

[signal copper]

son

[dry snow]

FEALLY

[dim sandal]

67.67

[ashen sky]

Its just coffee ice cream with sugar

[dense pumice]

For?

[dry snow]

BLESS

[raven tusk]

We had them last year

[torpid berry]

less than 100%

[astral valley]

this lowk like uiuc all over again 💀 their portal straight up didn't work for nearly 2 hours

[dim sandal]

?

[bold imp]

UCSD

[high tendon]

ucla in 5

[radiant moat]

I hope yall get into ucla

[signal copper]

uvula

[little quest]

4

[dense pumice]

Regents came out

[signal copper]

😭

[high tendon]

3

[bold imp]

yeah honors tho

[high tendon]

2

[mortal sky]

it either releases or not so its a 50/50 right

[high tendon]

1

go

[bold imp]

like uc davis and UCi had honors

[zealous summit]

nah i thot it was 101

[signal copper]

?

[high tendon]

what ap stats score did u submit

[torpid berry]

yea sorry to be the bearer of bad news dawg

[raven tusk]

Schrödinger's decision

[hazy kiln]

Manifesting UCLA

[pallid kite]

big abdul jabar PLEASE let me into ucla in 3 minutes 🙏

[mortal sky]

i got a 4 somehow

[dry snow]

Grabbing the laptop

[flint kraken]

bro UCLA

[dry snow]

Im gonna throw up

[high tendon]

period

[primal crescent]

is everyone ready.

[signal copper]

u dont know kar like that

[flint kraken]

love me back UCLA

[dense pumice]

U guys really aren’t missing out on ucla if things don’t work out genuinely im grad early next yr bc I dislike it so much and didn’t want to add a double major or minor

[dry snow]

do i wear yellow or blue

[earnest finch]

darrrrrrrrr release the bruin files

[dry snow]

wait why dont u like it

[bold imp]

so wachu know about honors?

[wooden notch]

big yahu PLEASE let me into UCLA in 3 minutes

[dire walrus]

u all GOT THIS

XX

[dense pumice]

Laundry list of reasons

[zealous summit]

is the portal still unavailable

[dry snow]

actuallt wait save it for when i get rejected

[hot onyx]

praying for a MIRACLEEE PLS

[zealous summit]

has it always gone before decisions?

[molten hearth]

is it gonna come out at 8

[dense pumice]

At ucla it’s a scam

[steady thorn]

loooool i keep saying college decisions are like quantum physics in that they're discrete and probabilistic

[molten hearth]

🙏

[flint kraken]

UCLA please show yourself in 3 minutes

[pallid kite]

youre getting deployed to tehran tel aviv university

[high tendon]

who has their uc id memorized

[primal crescent]

does ucla even give good financial aid

[flint kraken]

show your love

[raven tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/polar-bear-dumb-splash-yes-yes-truth-nuke-gif-17650531138070646440

[hot onyx]

miracle miracle miracle 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[craggy haven]

\

[dry snow]

i dont have both on one 🥲

[steady thorn]

still doesnt take me away from checking them right away cause icb to wait

[dense pumice]

Yes in state

[steady thorn]

since i'm impatient

[dry snow]

bro im shaking

FUCK THIS CRLSIUS

[hot onyx]

SAME

[flint kraken]

bless you!

[dense pumice]

Some of my friends r going for free

[primal crescent]

meant oos

[bold imp]

tminus 2 minutes

[primal crescent]

lol

[bold imp]

ooooooooo

[dense pumice]

No aid oos

[dense halo]

Does it say view status when it drop or take u straight to acceptance

[hot onyx]

I’m prolly cooked but we pray anyways

[dry snow]

Oh im slow

[signal copper]

you see el ay

[high tendon]

wait the uc website is down what gives

[tawdry jolt]

2 min ucla

[primal crescent]

yup who cares abt ucla then

[karmic nacelle]

so the strat is to never observe it

[indigo garnet]

1min

[hot onyx]

UNO minuto

[inner quiver]

i see el ay

[bleak bane]

ucla site has been down all day

[flint kraken]

we always pray. even for safeties.

[molten hearth]

is there a view update button

[signal copper]

bars

[molten hearth]

or is it right there

[flint kraken]

guys dont go attack all at once

[molten hearth]

the decision

[steady thorn]

the portal isnt even back up yet

[urban maple]

I'm assuming ucla comes out in like

1 min

or smth

[dry snow]

nada

[silk mauve]

It's not gonna update immediately 😭

[bleak bane]

ucla jumpsacres you as soon as you open

[bold imp]

1 minute

[signal copper]

1 2 1 2 3 release em

[bold imp]

yikes

yikes

[ashen sky]

curse of no ucla

[zealous summit]

1 min??

[dense pumice]

Calm down

[tawdry jolt]

come on

[bleak bane]

gonna wait to see what you guys say lol

[molten hearth]

fahhhhh

[tawdry jolt]

1 min

[ashen sky]

curse of wl for yall

[dense pumice]

It’s not 5

[karmic nacelle]

release the decision files

[dry snow]

im reloading as if its gonna immediately fix

[flint kraken]

U
C
L
A

[mystic tide]

does UCLA plan to come out

[river veldt]

uclate

[signal copper]

you see el ay

[magic lark]

oh great heavens

[signal copper]

you see el ay

[earnest finch]

YOU WILL LET ME INTO UCLA

[indigo garnet]

15sec

[ashen sky]

curse of fearmongering

[dim sandal]

Gng

[tawdry jolt]

i hope it wont crash

[zealous summit]

how is the portal still off

[steady thorn]

doesn't ucla like waitlist everyone

[last mist]

Might be a bit longer

[signal copper]

you see el ay

[dusk cradle]

Website crashing

[meager crown]

i got the search bar back

lol

[tawdry jolt]

180,000 or smth

[shrewd widget]

UCLA WILL CRASH

[river veldt]

ok go

[limpid coyote]

ya like 30%

[dusk cradle]

The website is crashing

[shrewd widget]

IM CALLINF IT

[signal copper]

UCLA

[ashen sky]

Mfs was pregnant for 9 months for my decision

[mystic tide]

still down

[flint kraken]

U
C
L
A

[shrewd widget]

UCLA WILL CRASH

[mortal sky]

hmm

[molten hearth]

it’s still down

[indigo garnet]

Huh

[tawdry jolt]

i hope they dont crash

[mystic tide]

its down

[karmic nacelle]

its so laggy

[mystic tide]

lmao

[indigo garnet]

Not out

[tawdry jolt]

is it out

[drifting sable]

ORS NOT LAOSING HAHA

[earnest finch]

yeah it's gonna crash lmao

[river veldt]

crash the site so no one can see it guys

[junior wagon]

Portal not open

[dusk cradle]

ITS CRASHING

[karmic nacelle]

lol

[mystic tide]

website lagging

[raven tusk]

Ucsd too

[molten hearth]

bruh

[mystic tide]

ITS CRASHING

[flint kraken]

telll meeeee

[proven dawn]

ts not working

[flint kraken]

is

it

[dense pumice]

Calm

[flint kraken]

out

[earnest finch]

BAITED AGAIN

[mystic tide]

and its not working

[ashen sky]

🥀

[zealous summit]

stiff off

[flint kraken]

tell me

[dense pumice]

Just wait

[earnest finch]

BAITED AGAIN

[bold imp]

not out

[ashen sky]

Aborted at birth

[dim sandal]

Bait

[bold imp]

fuhhhhh

[drifting sable]

BAITED HAHAHAH

[earnest finch]

BAITED AGAINNNNNNNNNNNN

[bold imp]

💀

[flint kraken]

is it out

[dim sandal]

Not out

[steady thorn]

nah man did it crash???

[bold imp]

GGs its next week

[zealous summit]

portal still unavailable

[frosty rose]

is it out

[raven tusk]

Onh

[molten hearth]

bs

[zealous summit]

un

[high tendon]

not out

[proven dawn]

this is so messed up

[dire walrus]

OK WOAH VICKY WAS RIGTH?

[pliant canopy]

was the ucla instragram post fake?

[frosty rose]

530?

[flint kraken]

out or not ill fuck you all

[hot onyx]

ARE WE SERIOUS. I waited a whole hour

[balmy blaze]

vruh good night

[ashen sky]

cmc is out ig

[limpid coyote]

might be 530 relax

[dusk cradle]

Not out

[raven tusk]

Ucla is not out

[high tendon]

😭

[meager crown]

crashed

[hot onyx]

I’m done

[bold imp]

ITS OVERRRR

[molten hearth]

service is unavailable 😭

[ashen sky]

lac day

[cloud wing]

it crashed or is it out

[bleak bane]

oh god it’s gonna be in thirty

[little tundra]

I feel homeless, i delayed my shower cuz i thought ucla would come out 😄

[balmy blaze]

it's 6 am

[dry snow]

could people get in

[dense pumice]

Dang

[zealous summit]

wait is it not coming or coming later

[bold imp]

ITS OVER 😭

[raven tusk]

Ucla will never be out

[glacial heart]

ts tragic

[junior wagon]

IS the portal open?

[karmic nacelle]

its sOOOOO LAGGY

[molten hearth]

ru kidding

[primal crescent]

so is it out

[frosty rose]

is the site still dowb?

[cloud wing]

FMLLLLLL

[indigo garnet]

Bruh

[signal copper]

christian mccaffrey

?

[delicate kayak]

tbf doesn't it say until xx:30

[tawdry jolt]

its not out

[dusk cradle]

NOT OUT

[raven tusk]

Did u apply?

[glacial heart]

oh

[ashen sky]

Ucla is coming out at 5:05 trust

[tawdry jolt]

dude

[jaunty lily]

yo im crine

[dapper perch]

brah 😢

[high tendon]

what time zone

[empty vigil]

portal unavailable bruh

[mystic tide]

it should be out bro

[lunar herald]

nah where the ucla is ucla bro

[earnest finch]

Mine says service unavailable

[bold imp]

true could be some 5:30

[dense pumice]

Did anyone get into the portal

[delicate kayak]

that's eastern

[molten hearth]

no

[signal copper]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-mccaffrey-49ers-cmc-gif-5618551970857842458

[karmic nacelle]

well well well

[cloud wing]

nah but i’m on the phone with my best friend for moral support I WANNA GO TO BED

[mystic tide]

why will they shut the site down

[tawdry jolt]

oh well

[mortal sky]

that is in edt

[silk mauve]

It's not coming out today, sources are saying 24th

[bold imp]

good to know

[spare shell]

is ucla out

[ashen sky]

Lmao

[random marlin]

The portal is crashed

[tired spindle]

is it crashed or not out

[raven tusk]

Yay

[tawdry jolt]

ucsd came out at 4:10

[flint kraken]

is it out

[stark ravine]

whats goin on

[dense pumice]

Bc it could just crash

[flint kraken]

or not out

[tired spindle]

that's different

[stark ravine]

0_0

[tawdry jolt]

im guessing its gonna take anotehr 10 min

[bold imp]

portals still down

[molten hearth]

24th make 0 sense

[ashen sky]

It didnt crash last year

[dense pumice]

Just wait if it crashed

[stark ravine]

yall need to wait a few mins

[tawdry jolt]

didnt crash just didnt come out

LMAO

[bold imp]

The MyApplication Status site is currently unavailable. We expect to be back up later this evening.

[flint kraken]

im angry

[high tendon]

is this the highest application volume ever

[flint kraken]

and sad

[dense pumice]

Yeah it crashed ‘24 too

[flint kraken]

and

[frosty rose]

who are these sources, a tuesday?

[molten hearth]

it’s tdy or next Friday

[flint kraken]

sleep deprived

[stark ravine]

lol

[dense pumice]

Prob

[ashen sky]

This is so skill issue for ucla potato servers

[untold patio]

no i checked at 4 it was out

[delicate kayak]

this is the smae text it displayed hours ago, i dont think it's out yet

[stark ravine]

yall crashed the damn server

[dense pumice]

The portal is really bad

[primal crescent]

4 more minutes

[river veldt]

why cant they just email instead so their bum site doesnt crash xd

[worthy scaffold]

They have always released at 5pm 😐 so if it’s not today it could be next week

[tawdry jolt]

cuz i got the email at 4

[silk mauve]

Me

[flint kraken]

is it out my people?

[left jolt]

Wdym 4 mins

[random marlin]

Maybe it’s not coming out but it’s still crashed

[dense pumice]

They do in a few days

[fathom oxide]

this is stupid

[plain epoch]

149,000, but i think 2022 had more tho but its close

[rigid yoke]

i wanted to check la before sd

[dense pumice]

Cool

[raven tusk]

If yall wanna get into ucla go watch march madness

[radiant moat]

UCLA MARCH 27