All UCs (2025-2026)

[short cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/gato-anotado-noted-noted-gato-noted-cat-gif-15232071836705052766

[dusk cradle]

I’m a idiot

[warm juniper]

also the ge reqs part of the college

Tf u mean

😭

[dusk cradle]

[spring jolt]

When is SD

[short cedar]

yeah what do u mean

[warm juniper]

Top 5 dumb decisions

And its not 2-5

[dusk cradle]

Bro I got no hope

[short cedar]

do you think they’re gonna give you marshall GEs but put you in eighth 😭

[fiery drift]

SD astro said I get in but pray for me ucla...

[warm juniper]

if u get overflow u might live somewhere else

[spark vault]

If I get alt major (chem) and warren do I just give up and go to irvine

[warm juniper]

thats the only exception

[dusk cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/head-slap-what-gif-25701391

[warm juniper]

No warren is eh

Just far asf

From everything

[dusk cradle]

Is Muir good?

[shy anchor]

anyone know what time is ucla n ucsd most likely to drop today?

[empty pollen]

am I cooked with a 3.56W

[spark vault]

Hm

[warm juniper]

muir is solid

[dusk cradle]

But I heard dorms are old

And yucky

[warm juniper]

eh

[empty pollen]

lmao idk why ppl are unable to check the pins

[warm juniper]

still solid

Muir dining halsl r good

ges arent bad

[spark vault]

Nobody is using more than 5 percent of their brain in this thread
Too much stress

[empty pollen]

fair enough

[potent needle]

when does ucla and ucsd come out

[warm juniper]

Ban frog

[spark vault]

[warm juniper]

We dont want frog

[shy anchor]

tyy

[potent needle]

im not going so ur safe

[dusk cradle]

Wait so if I get accepted into revelle should I still consider ucsd will I be miserable there

[empty pollen]

BRO

GET OUT

[warm juniper]

Consider it

[empty pollen]

THIS GUY

[warm juniper]

its not wnd of the workd

End

[empty pollen]

NAHH NAH

NAH

[spark vault]

Just hard GEs

[empty pollen]

NAH

NAH

THIS MAN

[dusk cradle]

:/

[empty pollen]

LMAFO

[potent needle]

ok u dont need to overreact that much i was obviously kidding

[empty pollen]

yeah u chill dw

[ashen sky]

fucla raaaaaaaah

[spark vault]

Was it your first pick or smth

[warm juniper]

Difficult ges and dorms are one of the worst

[dusk cradle]

No 2nd

[spark vault]

fucla

[indigo garnet]

Is it out

[empty pollen]

[real fable]

Glad he didn't overreact

[warm juniper]

But good community

[dusk cradle]

[empty pollen]

yeah, he said calmly

[short cedar]

As long as im not going to revelle

[warm juniper]

Revelle isnt that bad lol

[potent needle]

bruh it comes out at 8

[empty pollen]

🥀

[potent needle]

that's so late

[warm juniper]

Like it really isnt

😭😭

[ashen sky]

Just get into the good colleges chat

[empty pollen]

😭😭

[real fable]

Just get into harvard its not thay hard

[short cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/rxyanvener-gif-2520360640565501626

[dusk cradle]

Nooo you lying

[potent needle]

yeah i got into this college idk if uve heard of it it's called "harvard university"

JK

[ashen sky]

I meant ucsd

[empty pollen]

we should have like an "is it out" bot where if someone asks it it summons a bot to reply

[real fable]

Its a small lac in cambridge

[potent needle]

yep[

[warm juniper]

Bruh im literally in revelle

[real fable]

Thats impossible though

[warm juniper]

its not that bad lmao

[ashen sky]

I have no idea how they determine ts but just pray for the gacha luck

[potent needle]

gacha luck

[indigo garnet]

Mb lmao

Im js panicking rn

[dusk cradle]

Are the dorms old and crusty ahh

[ashen sky]

i somehow got my first choice with capped major yall can do it too raaaaah

[dawn cove]

I got into irvine so far lets hope sd/la today 🙏

[indigo garnet]

If i get into ucla mom isn’t sending me to cmu

[warm juniper]

its old but its quiet

[empty pollen]

u good :), check the pins its all there

[dusk cradle]

noooooo

[warm juniper]

If u get fleets its old but quiet

[spark vault]

Serene even?

[warm juniper]

Wym no

its peaceful

[empty pollen]

I got irvine too! +7k

[dusk cradle]

I should’ve picked 678

[warm juniper]

do u want erc and get police accidents

[harsh pine]

IS SAN DIEGO COMING OUT TODAY

[warm juniper]

Or marshall burglaries

😭

[dawn cove]

thats tuff

[dusk cradle]

678 nicest dorms :((

[spark vault]

Hello goober number 892

[harsh pine]

okay bro 💔

[short dune]

is that est or pst

[harsh pine]

LA ASW?

[spark vault]

PDT

[warm juniper]

Bro

[real fable]

Stop we need to gatekeep the release dates so the portal doesnt crash

[warm juniper]

If it was est it would be now

[dusk cradle]

Wait was revelle ur top choice college

[warm juniper]

Use brain

[warm juniper]

no last ranked

i got off waitlist

[dusk cradle]

Oh

[dawn cove]

none of the other UC portals have crashed so far i dont see why this one would

[warm juniper]

i put 678 top 3

[short dune]

Yea thats why i was confused. No need to be an asshole

[ashen sky]

Some lucky guy on wl got my seventh college fr

[real fable]

Cant risk it

[dusk cradle]

So if you get waitlisted ur gonna get revelle

[warm juniper]

Bro if u think thats an asshole ur in for a ride

[dusk cradle]

[real fable]

Or just gatekeep for the love of the game

[warm juniper]

No?

[ashen sky]

It crashed hella last year

[warm juniper]

Thats just my experience

[dawn cove]

UCLA coming today was the talk of the town twin

[short dune]

ig im in for a ride

[ashen sky]

oos people dont deserve love fr

[spark vault]

Fr!!!!

[buoyant tree]

what

[real fable]

Bruh

I live in africa

But my heart is in california

Does that count?

[spark vault]

🤔

[magic zinc]

guys berkeley is coming out

[spark vault]

In a week yes

[ashen sky]

Next week

[magic zinc]

no its coming out alr

[spark vault]

No

[magic zinc]

check your portal

https://presir-site.fly.dev

[tidal leaf]

Did ucsd come out alr?

[ashen sky]

Weakest trolling

[dusk cradle]

wait is it coming out at 3

[ashen sky]

Die

[spark vault]

Kill this man

[magic zinc]

???

[tidal leaf]

Oh lmao just realized that accounts for my Timezone

[real fable]

Portal astro isnt allowed here

[dusk cradle]

Wait 4 pm est?

[magic zinc]

oh sry

idk that

[dusk cradle]

It supposed to come out

[spark vault]

PDT 😭
See pins

[magic zinc]

im rly sry

[dusk cradle]

o

[spark vault]

🫂

[dusk cradle]

[dusk cradle]

That’s a fat deer

[spark vault]

Everyone here is unbelievably fried and i love it

[primal crescent]

how yk

[warm juniper]

I know

Im the admissions office

[primal crescent]

aw man

[pseudo ore]

are these times confirmed?

[quartz tendon]

What time is ucla usually

[warm juniper]

Ndver

Never

[quartz tendon]

What time zone

[spark vault]

The first word in the screenshot is speculated
No

[spark vault]

I'm in PDT
See pins for your timezone

[dusk cradle]

6️⃣

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[dusk cradle]

7️⃣

[spark vault]

This will be in your local time

[half delta]

I gotta wait till 4?!?! Ugh, vomit.

[empty vigil]

man i'm waiting until 8

[umbral beacon]

Is this in pst?

[dusk cradle]

Ur time

[daring mountain]

no its speciifc to ur local time

yeah

thats how discord is configured

[magic zinc]

guys im so nerous

[spark vault]

It's in whatever you have

[magic zinc]

b is on 14k now

WOW

I SAW THAT

[daring mountain]

lmaooo

[umbral beacon]

Oh I see

[solemn reef]

that’s okay

try and breathe and go for a walk

[dusk cradle]

I can’t move or breathe

[brittle dagger]

i started doing jumping jacks to kill the time

[shrewd surge]

Is it not today

[magic zinc]

cheers buddy

[shrewd surge]

For ucsd

[daring mountain]

it is

4-445

[dire lance]

did stuff come out yet

[shrewd surge]

When is it

[glossy forum]

Idk

[shrewd surge]

What time os it in est

[dusk cradle]

WAIT IN 1 HOUR?

[daring mountain]

yeah

[dusk cradle]

NOOOOOO

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[magic zinc]

bro like i cant stop looking at the presir

[karmic nacelle]

can they like release it rn 💀

[pulsar sequoia]

yall ready?

[magic zinc]

exactly

iM NOT

ARRR

ON THE VERGE OF CRASHING OUT

[pulsar sequoia]

NO LITERALLY

[magic zinc]

just staring at the numbers

[pulsar sequoia]

i spent my day at school stressing about ts

[magic zinc]

going up by 100 every mins

[silk mauve]

Suppose this means nothing if I have email first

[magic zinc]

its 15k now guys we r 10k away

[half delta]

Gulp

Is 25k the max they accept!

*?

[dusk cradle]

What r u saying

[karmic nacelle]

what numbers

[dusk cradle]

Polymarket?

[half delta]

This thing tracks acceptances or smth or whatever I forget exactly

[dusk cradle]

O

[karmic nacelle]

which acceptance

[half delta]

Berkeley

[spark vault]

Berk

[karmic nacelle]

how do they track 💀

[dusk cradle]

Since when

[spark vault]

You all need naps

[dusk cradle]

Naptime

[half delta]

I can’t nap, I’m about to eat while wanting to throw up from being so nervous

AUGHHHHHH

fuck my chud life 💔

[dire lance]

take a chill pill homeslice

[dusk cradle]

Good night

[last mist]

is both UCLA and SD guaranteed to be today?

[dusk cradle]

everyone

[dawn cove]

I believe in you dude, you worked hard for this

[half delta]

[dire lance]

theyre speculated

[last mist]

My friend had a full on breakdown this morning 😭

[dire lance]

so not really gaurantteed i guess

[last mist]

I think LA def cause they closed the portal lol

[dire lance]

oh

[magic zinc]

estimated to be around 19k admits

[karmic nacelle]

u think the site gonna crash regardless?

[last mist]

We expect to be up later this evening sounds a lot like "we are dropping admissions"

ayyy luca ur here

[drifting sable]

hello

[half delta]

Uhhhh idk, the way my acceptances trend, ain’t looking too hot. UCSC and UCR accepted
UCD, UCI, and my dream, UCSB rejected. I fear the trend may continue unless I score a beautiful upset

[half delta]

Ughhhh vomit.

[last mist]

prolly not cause it's slate

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[drifting sable]

19k from berk or ucla

[magic zinc]

the presir include graduates

[last mist]

I think they're avoiding people who are prodding astro

[magic zinc]

so around 25k would be the final number in presir

[drifting sable]

College acceptance cannot be this serious lmao

[half delta]

Fun

[last mist]

Ok lowk I mess with astro stuff for fun

[spark vault]

Thousands of unemployed seniors with nothing to do

[last mist]

not like the banner crap but like the messing with the login system

trying to see if theres any info exposed

[magic zinc]

bro i got a job

[half delta]

Concept of a J*b is foreign to me

[pale ravine]

Ngl finding a job be harder than the college app bs

[umbral beacon]

this is so funny to read

[pale ravine]

I applied to like 12 jobs
9 no response 3 some sort of call/interview

[magic zinc]

thats impossible

[drifting sable]

This is true

But seeing people fiend over it on the Reddit is crazy

[pale ravine]

Bro i interviewed at mcdonalds like real good interview i didn't get the call back

[magic zinc]

2 of my frds got an internship in jp morgan alr

[drifting sable]

Did y’all see the troll thing 2 on reddit nights ago and everyone broke down

😭😭😭😭

[magic zinc]

probally oq

LOL

[half delta]

Taking about UCs is not good for me rn, I’m gonna go eat a very early dinner and try to rest up in the car 👽

[dawn cove]

I know people who got rejected from all of those and into Berkeley, it’s such a toss up. Don’t get caught by trends, just know that you’ve worked hard and chill

[drifting sable]

I lowkey half assed my uc app

For the essays

Hopefully stats and ECs can carry

[warm token]

Yea my friend got into Berkeley but not Davis sd sb Irvine or even sjsu 😭😭

Cs

[dusk cradle]

What is Reddit saying

[echo wasp]

yall are chillin no reason to sweat now

[magic zinc]

the id

[dusk cradle]

Berk?

[blissful anvil]

i live in india its 3:40 am rn is it even worth being awake for 2 more hours 😭

[magic zinc]

yes

[dusk cradle]

Isbsjwbwjenjdennejdjdnejdjekwjwjsjjew

[spark vault]

[dusk cradle]

.-.

[echo wasp]

power napp

[dusk cradle]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[echo wasp]

the bigger question is why are you up

[magic zinc]

exactly

[echo wasp]

you should have slept and woken up early

[magic zinc]

go slp buddy

[drifting sable]

is this new

mine a while ago was 3041

[blissful anvil]

lol my sleep schedule is cooked

thought might asw wake up

[vague shadow]

the real ucs were the friends yall made along the way

[echo wasp]

😭

[vague shadow]

🥹

[placid cosmos]

What time is ucla coming out

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[echo wasp]

repeat in like 2 hrs

me when all my friends went to a diff uc than me LOL

[warm token]

same

[echo wasp]

all the friends yall lost along the way 💔

[vague shadow]

I gotchu

[primal crescent]

dont worry all of us will be friends when WE, yes we, get accepted into ucla and berk

[spark vault]

Yes

[echo wasp]

indeed

and then you reject them both to go ivy

[spark vault]

I didn't apply ivy or la
So Berk it is

[primal crescent]

i am NOT making it into no ivy 😭 🙏

[echo wasp]

ayy so ur free after today?

[spark vault]

Berk

[echo wasp]

oh right

im trippin

[spark vault]

Waiting on a little more

[echo wasp]

just woke up from a 2 hr nap

cal pooly isnt out yet?

[spark vault]

I didn't get first wave

So prob rejected

[echo wasp]

ah i see

[karmic nacelle]

😮 chem e

[spark vault]

I might die

[dusk cradle]

Wait ucsb engineering?

[echo wasp]

cal poly just pure ghosted me for a while

[karmic nacelle]

same

[echo wasp]

then ez reject

[dusk cradle]

wow

[karmic nacelle]

same major 😭

[spark vault]

Ucsb waitlisted me

[woven rune]

1 hour everyone start freaking out

[dusk cradle]

o for engineering

That’s like no hope

[spark vault]

Guess so
I put chem (not eng) as an alternative tho

[woven rune]

start getting stressed and realizing your parents are gonna be ashamed of you

[dusk cradle]

a

[woven rune]

everyone knows all of your worth and value is tied to the prestige of the colleges u are admitted to

[echo wasp]

not rly

[karmic nacelle]

at least u didnt get rejected by ucd ucI and ucsb 😭

[spark vault]

Tru

[dusk cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-moai-easter-island-stare-moai-statue-gif-18019464135068836192

[echo wasp]

sb has like the best waitlist ever

[woven rune]

sb waitlist is like guaranteed bro

[echo wasp]

out of my friends like 90% off waitlist

[woven rune]

idk a single person who didn’t get off the wl myself included

[echo wasp]

and the 10% was like .15 gpa lower

[spark vault]

I thought irvine was the guaranteed wl

[woven rune]

no

Irvine waitlist was brutal in 2024

[dusk cradle]

it was 100% 2 years ago

[stuck lion]

both are pretty easy to get off of i feel

[dusk cradle]

[spark vault]

Decisions have been good to me regardless 🙏

Just hope it keeps up for today

[charred zinc]

Did it come out yet?

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[echo wasp]

easypeasy sb

[warm token]

No I don’t think I will

[echo wasp]

lol

insta tells me to follow berkeley furries

they do have good taste i have to say

[quasi gyro]

is ucsd locking up?

[dusk cradle]

Wait maybe in 9 minutes

[spark vault]

No

[dusk cradle]

:<

Why

sb was a hour early

[twin osprey]

the portal is glitchy...

are they dropping it soon

[dusk cradle]

Okay nap time

[nocturne dragon]

pls speed

[spark vault]

Could also just be from people frantically checking it

[dusk cradle]

When I wake up the world will explode

[nocturne dragon]

i NEED this

[twin osprey]

LMAO yeah

[spark vault]

🙏

[nocturne dragon]

real

[empty pollen]

me neither

[finite garden]

UC portal gone

For sd

Are we thinking that’s an acceptance sign

[short vapor]

will they send an email with the decision like davis or nah?

not tryna be jump scared

[spark vault]

I'm thinking that's people overloaded the portal

[finite garden]

Nah like the whole things gone

I still have my portal tho

Some people don’t some people do

[pale ravine]

Oh crap

[finite garden]

Nah I’m fucked

[karmic nacelle]

mine is also gone

[finite garden]

Isef grand award for nothing bro just to get rejected at ucsd

😭

[karmic nacelle]

but idk if it even means anything

[spark vault]

I'm gonna wait an hour instead of participating in this hysteria

[warm token]

San Diego

[twin osprey]

like this?

[lyric hawk]

Hi

How long ?

[terse scarab]

Can anyone else access their UCLA portal?

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[empty pollen]

my portal is gone

[lyric hawk]

Alr thnx

[spark vault]

Nothing matters but a decision

[last mist]

No it's literally gone lmao

prodded around and they just ommitted the actual status part of the slate status page lmao

[noble cobalt]

Yeah me too lol

[valid depot]

mine looks like that too

[half delta]

My portal is still up

[surreal wave]

UCSD portal gone for some

still up for some

interesting

[woven rune]

OMG THIS MEANS

[dire walrus]

is UC out yet

[chrome bane]

My gone

[earnest finch]

My portal is gone

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>
  No

[dire walrus]

can u please send me pic of hijabi bear

no one has said it yet

[twin osprey]

what

[dire walrus]

the hijabi bear?

[half delta]

It would be funny if they just deleted everything

[twin osprey]

what's that

[dire walrus]

DOES ANYONE HAVE A PIC OF THE HIJABI BEAR

[spark vault]

Astrology slop

[woven rune]

Rumor has it if your portal is gone it means you are an applicant and will get a decision soon

[twin osprey]

oh

[dire walrus]

OMG

wait

[surreal wave]

REAL

[dire walrus]

did anyone take a pic

of that dammn bear

[twin osprey]

rumor has it if your portal shows admitted you're admitted

[half delta]

Dude why can’t I send images

My chud rage.

[pulsar sequoia]

NO WAY

[dire walrus]

DO U BHAE

THE BEAR

PLS

[half delta]

People’s portals breaking, makes me nervous

[half delta]

No?

[karmic nacelle]

crazy

[half delta]

Oh are you referring to the UCB hijab bear?

[spark vault]

Nothing matters but a decision

[dire walrus]

YES

[indigo garnet]

What’s going on with sd portal

[vast bear]

DUDE OMG I APPLIED AND MY PORTAL IS GONE. DOES THIS MEAN IM GETTING A DECISION TODAY????

[dire walrus]

i will buy someone nitro if they send me image i kid u not

I need it

[half delta]

Lmfao, should be on the r/UCAdmissions subreddit

[dire walrus]

TY

[half delta]

Found it

[dire walrus]

UCSD OUT?

[half delta]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ucadmissions/s/eVeqHYlyAG

[spark vault]

[pulsar sequoia]

YO WHAT

[spark vault]

Wait

[half delta]

WHAT

[dire walrus]

idk if its true

[dire walrus]

so take wirth grain of salt

i didnt apply

[spark vault]

Patience everyone

[dire walrus]

r we sure its hijabi

[spark vault]

Don't fall for the bait

[dire walrus]

its not bait like i said

idk if its true

i jus saw on reddit

[pulsar sequoia]

its not even 3:36 rn

[dire walrus]

oh

[spark vault]

You can't trust anything on the reddit

[pulsar sequoia]

Lmao

[dire walrus]

lMAO

[half delta]

I’m gonna find where that person lives

[little tundra]

anyone know when the big LA is out

[half delta]

This is the biggest case of rage bait.

[pulsar sequoia]

had me stressed for a sec

[spark vault]

See pins for speculated time

[real fable]

this does not look like a hijab

[woven rune]

hmmmmmmmm i saw this on reddit too

When ucsd drops they email btw

ucla doesn’t do shit

[dim sandal]

No

[glacial cypress]

what is the estimated time that ucla and ucsd come

[dim sandal]

Just wait 20

[spark vault]

Nothing matters but a decision

[glacial cypress]

please tell 🙏

[indigo garnet]

What’s going on with sd???

[woven rune]

Ucsd portal will make you click for a status update and ucla portal has instant decision fyi

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>
  No

[pulsar sequoia]

UCSD I NEEEEED THIS

[indigo garnet]

Saw Reddit and someone got their decisions

[glacial cypress]

thank you

[spark vault]

Fake

[indigo garnet]

O

[spark vault]

You can't trust the reddit

[indigo garnet]

My portal crashed

Haha

Idk what’s going on

[last mist]

they didn't push yet

[half delta]

Wordle 1,735 5/6

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[surreal wave]

ucsd everyone's portal has changed

[last mist]

went to /apply/update

[surreal wave]

to have no checklist

[half delta]

Correct

Mine changed now

Gulp.

[surreal wave]

its soon

[half delta]

Where’s that “I’m so fucking scared” gif

[surreal wave]

brace for impact

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[half delta]

YEAH YEAH

THATS ME!!!

[dim sandal]

I’m not too scared I’m scared for berk next week

[spark vault]

Berk isn't scary because you already know you've been rejected

[warm token]

UC San Diego

[royal eagle]

when does ucla come out

[last acorn]

spear

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>
  No

[short cedar]

everything is gone from my portal lol

[last acorn]

for ucsd same

[short cedar]

if someone asks this question one more time istfg 😭

[royal eagle]

sorry

[half delta]

They took my portal out back and shot it in the back of the head

[dire walrus]

when does ucla come out

[spark vault]

We all running on 2 braincells here

[short cedar]

omg its the hijabi bear 🥺

[half delta]

I call divs on 1

[short cedar]

divs 😭

ur cooked

[radiant moat]

UCSD March 27

[spark vault]

Fried friends we will get through this

[short cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800761415388102676/1479630837044482212/IMG_3965.gif

[signal copper]

so uhhh

[woven rune]

Portal is down everyone IT can’t fix it until a week later

[signal copper]

is ucla coming out soon orrrr

I didn’t apply but im asking for my friends

[woven rune]

bro

[spark vault]

Speculated

• UCLA: Likely between <t:1774051200:F> and <t:1774053000:t>
• UCSD: Between <t:1774047600:F> and <t:1774050300:t>

[signal copper]

O

Ty

[drifting sable]

Rumor has it ucla will drop decisions soon

[half delta]

Are we able to pin this or

[woven rune]

Yeah i’m from the admissions office decisions are not being pushed out

[dim sandal]

Today

Is ucla

[thorn kiln]

when is davis

[signal copper]

gotchu

[spark vault]

It is pinned people just can't read

[half delta]

Lmfao

[signal copper]

whoops

[half delta]

When does UC Redding come out?

[signal copper]

the hell is redding

[half delta]

City in far NorCal

[last mist]

The city in the way north of cali

[spark vault]

[pulsar sequoia]

UC bakersfield bro

[last mist]

it's kinda mid

[half delta]

UC Yuba City

[radiant moat]

UC Fresno

[spark vault]

Uc tahoe

[half delta]

UC Happy Camp

[spark vault]

Uc weed (real city btw)

[half delta]

UC Skid Row

[last mist]

UC Hicago

[drifting valley]

ucsd in 25???

[half delta]

Like Mexican Hat, Utah

[real fable]

UC hicago

[real fable]

bruh

[primal crescent]

what we talking abt

[half delta]

Or Mormon Bar, CA

[indigo garnet]

I did not know this as a norcal kid

[last mist]

gang what

[half delta]

Rlly? It’s a random city tbf

[last mist]

ur prolly bay area tho

that's not proper norcal

[signal copper]

UC Las Vegas

[indigo garnet]

Yeah lol

[last mist]

but istg everyone knows redding

[indigo garnet]

Whatttt

[last mist]

Bay area is just it's own thing

[pulsar sequoia]

if ucsd comes out at 4 im gonna have a mental breakdown

[indigo garnet]

Ig so

[pulsar sequoia]

im not ready for ts

[last mist]

the rest of norcal is effectively in no relation to the bay area

[spark vault]

I'm central coast, slightly south of true bay area

[signal copper]

bro isn’t Stockton like the safest city to live in Cali

[indigo garnet]

We kinda think we r superior sometimes 💀

[last mist]

gang what

[dire walrus]

ofc its a real city..

this is California..

[last mist]

stockton is NOT the safest city

[signal copper]

yeye im jp

[last mist]

the safest city is like atherton or some shi

[signal copper]

ion know anything abt cali

[dire walrus]

how do yk

where i live

[cobalt patio]

bomb drop in 15 mins

[dire walrus]

delete now

[half delta]

I’m wearing my UC Berkeley Chi Omega shirt.

[woven rune]

Welcome.

[spark vault]

https://ci.weed.ca.us/

[half delta]

Please god.

[last mist]

No i'm mugging u

[woven rune]

no bid

[last mist]

if u live in atherton u rich af

[signal copper]

Gl guys

[woven rune]

Bouse

[dire walrus]

this is my mom

[wary kiln]

Are we thinking 15 mins or 45 mins

[arctic ruin]

yo my friend is about to get in ucsd

[spark vault]

45

[torpid berry]

shock em tritons

[spark vault]

Lots of confidence here

[half delta]

Im a guy btw, my sister got me this shirt

[spark vault]

What???

[arctic ruin]

he's just goated

[half delta]

Yeah

[woven rune]

chi omega is a sorority

[half delta]

It’s fire I fw it anyway

[spark vault]

Ahhh

[glacial cypress]

what are u guys predicting for ucsd can it come at exact 4:30 am

[half delta]

I know

[sinful cairn]

when does UCLA come out?

[woven rune]

Yea bro i’m telling it to others

[woven rune]

never

Leave the server

[dire walrus]

When I press the button

[indigo garnet]

Bro that sd portal is driving me crazy rn

[torpid berry]

it comes 20 minutes later for everyone who asks!

[spark vault]

Never
Take a nap

[sinful cairn]

sorry gang 😭

[spark vault]

[woven rune]

next person to ask is getting tar and feathered

[spark vault]

Fr tho read pins

[dire walrus]

@tidal mica oMG THE CONCEPT OF NOWRUZ AND UCLA DECISIONS BEING SAME DAY..

[sinful cairn]

ohh alr thanks!

[woven rune]

Lmao where is my nowruz money bruh

[radiant moat]

FUG YO IM GETTING REJECTED

[silk mauve]

Is UCLA for me if I don't want to do undie runs?

[spark vault]

🔥

[mortal sky]

maybe @woven rune wouldve gotten in if he applied this year

[last mist]

we got the trifecta today: nowruz, eid, and UCLA decisions

[spark vault]

😭

[half delta]

UCSD and UCLA are never coming out.

[dire walrus]

no please don't come here

[woven rune]

No everyone is required to do it

[dire walrus]

^^^

[vast bear]

@half delta is this true?

[silk mauve]

I drink shots of water

[woven rune]

Lowkey probably

[half delta]

Grok Tuah

[silk mauve]

I don't think I would fit in

[radiant moat]

If I get in I’m hosting a yacht party

[pulsar sequoia]

PLEWAAAASEEE

[spark vault]

fucla

[half delta]

If I get into UCLA or UCSD I’m texting every person who hates my guts that I love them deeply and romantically

[dire walrus]

delete this now.

[drifting sable]

fucla

[spark vault]

fucla

[arctic ruin]

fuck you

[real fable]

I hate you grok.

[half delta]

Hehe

[spark vault]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1236748661724151919.gif?size=160&name=eating+you+alive

[real fable]

If I get into both UCB and UCLA Im texting my ex

[thorn moat]

please no

[dire walrus]

i didnt apply to either actually

[chrome spindle]

this woman invokes the most rage in me ever

[spark vault]

[dire walrus]

but i do research at ucla

so i am spirtually uclaese

x

[dire walrus]

thats my mother-?

[half delta]

Arigyatto.

[spark vault]

Yes

[chrome spindle]

i got ur mom blocked on all platforms for a reason

do you also come from a small town called atherton?

[dry snow]

brooooo

[half delta]

I keep resting beatriton as “Beat Riton” and I can’t stop thinking what Riton did to deserve this fate

[dry snow]

im so scared

can ucla come out already

[arctic ruin]

arigyatto? mf ur getting denied

[dry snow]

i acruallt cant

[dire walrus]

yes

she does

[half delta]

No no it’s okay, I’m Grok

[arctic ruin]

i lowkey didnt understand that mind elaborating

[real fable]

Is #1400588776597753986 the most brainrotted college megathread?

[half delta]

I can’t have my phone open in public

And have fucking EPSTEIN pop up

[dry snow]

hi ucla admissions office

[hot onyx]

When’s it out

[dry snow]

give me a prophecy

[half delta]

It is not a good look

[dry snow]

aw stopped typing

[indigo garnet]

Kinda

[arctic ruin]

@spark vault i already saved pics of u assoicating me with a pedophile and thinking its a joke, so if you do get in i will hire a PI to find you and report you to UCSD.

[spark vault]

sorry

[half delta]

You’re all denied.

[spark vault]

Damn

[dire walrus]

??

[arctic ruin]

the f

[steel dome]

Fuck the Berk astro

[real fable]

https://tenor.com/view/noteing-this-down-notes-take-notes-gif-22681311

[hot onyx]

Guys when’s it coming out

[arctic ruin]

i dont understand

[real fable]

me omw to cali after this UCLA acceptance

[half delta]

Rejected, Rejected, Rejected.
You’re all rejected.
None of you are free of sin.

[arctic ruin]

the same mf who said arigyatto 10 minutes ago btw

[spark vault]

I love it here

[half delta]

I include myself in this “all”

[torpid berry]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-punch-stuffed-toy-beat-up-gif-17938642

[half delta]

I like your gall… waitlisted.

[cosmic kayak]

wait

[hot onyx]

HELP WHENS IT OUT?

[cosmic kayak]

my portal is like gone

[dry snow]

Are u from oregon

[zealous summit]

is the ucsd portal glitched?

[spark vault]

Keep on waiting

[cosmic kayak]

we think 7-730

[half delta]

No lmao

[cosmic kayak]

i think its just like preparation

[arctic ruin]

hi.. my friend is a really good guy can he get in? (ill buy u x plus)

[hot onyx]

Are u?

[dry snow]

ya

[half delta]

Permanently banned from applying to any UC

[steady thorn]

hey guys. any ideas on when UCLA is coming out?

[arctic ruin]

PLEASE

[untold patio]

do we think ucsd is coming out in 3 mins?

[dry snow]

are u also

[cosmic kayak]

that's our rough predicion

[warm token]

Your time zone sucks

[last mist]

Doubt

[hot onyx]

ya…

[indigo garnet]

Hell nah

[dry snow]

OMF REALLY

WHATTT

[mortal sky]

please do not spread disinformation

[indigo garnet]

Ucs r not generous

[dry snow]

thats crazy

[cosmic kayak]

You'd better get used to it real soon

[dry snow]

ive never met anyone herefrom oregon

[half delta]

Execution scheduled for 5pm tomorrow PST on top of the American-Mexican border

[last mist]

Ok lowk do you care about UCSD and LA after getting into CMU?

[real fable]

@quick forge is this true

[warm token]

I got an interview for sd job so maybe not

[cosmic kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/how-it-feels-when-you-meme-nanami-jjk-gif-10683277372535996893

[untold patio]

oooooops wait when is it predicted to come out

[hot onyx]

u might be my irl

[indigo garnet]

Well I’m Bay Area kid

[hot onyx]

shit I’m scared

[cosmic kayak]

oh nice

[indigo garnet]

I need in state tuition yk

[daring mountain]

ucla better than cmu for some majors

[dry snow]

LMFAO im def not

[quick forge]

uuh

[umbral oak]

when we think ucsd comes out?

[placid crystal]

Who are we hiring to run sdsu March madness

[last mist]

so am I and i'm so ready to fly away to pittsburgh 😭

[hot onyx]

are u Portland

[placid crystal]

Why am I lining up in no shade in 89 degrees

[arctic ruin]

I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE WANT TO GO TO CMU

[indigo garnet]

Omg yes

[arctic ruin]

EWWW

[placid crystal]

Why is the line not moving with 12 minutes to spare

[indigo garnet]

Yyyy

[dry snow]

i am close by

[vague shadow]

u da real ucs

[indigo garnet]

U can enjoy SoCal

[vague shadow]

have fun

[half delta]

Yeah

[indigo garnet]

Koreatown!!!

[earnest finch]

any chance of sd in two minutes lmao

[hot onyx]

same

[last mist]

I need a break from the bay area bro

[arctic ruin]

shi thanks

[indigo garnet]

Omg i need this sm

[spark vault]

Very low

[dry snow]

but not in portland

GULP

[fresh bloom]

Os ucla coming out in 1 min?

[vague shadow]

the real uc was the friends we made along the way

[mortal sky]

ive heard riverside is fire

[fresh bloom]

Is*

[earnest finch]

damn when do you suppose

[thorn moat]

failing at staying calm

[arctic ruin]

1 MINUTE GUYS

GET READY

[spark vault]

Another half hour or so

[vague shadow]

gl guys i miss opening decisions

[pulsar sequoia]

IM SO FUCKING STRESSED OUT

[indigo garnet]

Bruh those abgs r gonna hate me

[vague shadow]

😢

[earnest finch]

grrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fresh bloom]

Whats coming??

[signal copper]

is this ucsd??

[dry snow]

imagine we know each other

[arctic ruin]

yeah

[cosmic kayak]

we dkk

[umbral oak]

ucsd 4pm?

[stuck lion]

probably not

[indigo garnet]

Me too

[last mist]

it could be 1 min or it could be not

[arctic ruin]

i just said its 1 minute

[untold patio]

i think ucla is in an hour

[earnest finch]

ts so buns bro

[fresh bloom]

Wait ucla and ucsd haven't come out right?

[arctic ruin]

so they will make it 1 minute

[untold patio]

idk about ucsd

[indigo garnet]

Nope

[dusk cradle]

I’m back

[earnest finch]

EVERY school should be like GT and just have a countdown

[spark vault]

1m is earliest estimate
It will be later

[bold imp]

ucsd and la soon?>

[dusk cradle]

WAIT NOOOO

[fresh bloom]

Okk ty

[thorn moat]

so?

[stuck lion]

good luck all

[indigo garnet]

That countdown was insane lol

[mortal sky]

sd is usually before la though afaik

[vague shadow]

@shrewd widget

[fresh bloom]

Its 4

[thorn kiln]

its out

[spark vault]

It's NOT out

[vague shadow]

open

open

open

[indigo garnet]

It’s out

[signal copper]

RELEASE EM

[dusk cradle]

NOO I JUST WOKE UP FROM A NAP AND HAD WORST NIGHTMARE

[dim sandal]

Got in

[last mist]

OUT

[indigo garnet]

I GOT IN

[dire walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/losangeles-beach-sand-ocean-traffic-gif-4737816288564005750

[pulsar sequoia]

ITS OUT?

[placid crystal]

Proof

[dim sandal]

I got in

[cosmic kayak]

@everyone UCSD out!

[signal copper]

tayayayayayyay

COBGRATS MAN

[untold patio]

UCSD or UCLA?

omg

[hot onyx]

maybe idk

[signal copper]

MATT CONGRATS

[dim sandal]

UCSD

[cosmic kayak]

i have my portal open its out

[fiery drift]

OH DEAR LORD

[real fable]

Congrats to everyone who got in!

[last mist]

ggs in for CS

[dim sandal]

Thanks man

[fierce tree]

poll pls cha

[thorn moat]

UGHHH

[last mist]

lmao exactly 4

[pulsar sequoia]

FUXK

[earnest finch]

IT'S OUTTTTTTTTTTTT

[signal copper]

congrats to everyone that got in man

[vast bear]

UCLA?

[west verge]

Is ucla out!

[balmy blaze]

oh!

@feral hollow

[random marlin]

Waitlisted 😔

[radiant moat]

FUCK NO YACHT PARTY

[mortal sky]

everybody respond to our lovely poll!!!

[karmic nacelle]

4th uc rejection streak

[primal crescent]

bro I got waitlisted

[arctic ruin]

FUCK MY FRIEND GOT WAITLISTED

[half delta]

UCSD rejection, fuck my chud life.

[dire lance]

lets go i got in

[balmy blaze]

all the best twin

[tired siren]

ACCEPTED

FINALLY

[arctic ruin]

FUCK U @half delta

[dire walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/isabella-preppy-losangeles-northridge-ccr-gif-10174833508149538853

[primal crescent]

I HAVE BEEN WAITLISTED FROM UC IRVINE AND SAN DIEGO

[bold imp]

GOPT INN

[indigo garnet]

Got into rooselvelt

[dire walrus]

?

Thats my brother

[bleak bane]

CONGRATS ALL!

[arctic ruin]

ur brother sucks

[steady thorn]

congrats to all that got in!

[dire walrus]

true

[short cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/zadtwt-pinkpantheress-gagged-shocked-turning-head-gif-13930026580453081419

[west verge]

Is ucla out?

[tiny zephyr]

Congrats to those who got in, best of luck on your other apps for those who didnt

[bold imp]

did u get in

[fiery drift]

I GOT IN, is revelle good for aerospace?

[steady thorn]

when's UCLA?

[dire walrus]

what do U think

[primal crescent]

I didnt even wanna go smh

[last mist]

I got warren lol

[maiden wyvern]

chat how do you access the ucla portal idt i ever got credentials

[stuck lion]

no revelle sucks

[bold imp]

got in for enginneeerin

[cosmic kayak]

i got Marshall

[mortal sky]

perhaps later today

[little quest]

i got inn

[bleak bane]

allegedly in an hour

[dim sandal]

I got Muir

[buoyant tree]

YES

[dim sandal]

Is Muir good

[tiny zephyr]

W Politics and public policy congrats

[cosmic kayak]

I think it was my first choice but idr lowkey

[buoyant tree]

I GOT MARSHALL

[gaunt elm]

In

[signal copper]

congrats guys

[buoyant tree]

THANK GOD MARSHALL

[signal copper]

so incredibly proud of yall

[maiden wyvern]

eighth

i dont know what this means

[dire lance]

does anyone know where to check ucsd scholarship stuff

[stuck lion]

best dorms on campus, writing sequence sucks but its not as bad as erc/revelle

congrats!

[buoyant tree]

WE LOVE MARSHALL

[cosmic kayak]

very very hype i love public policy

[empty vigil]

GOT MARSHALL FOR MATH

OMG

[wraith tiger]

ayyyy got in for chem in marshall

[umbral oak]

rejected 😭

[dim sandal]

Guys is Muir good

[hot onyx]

portal astrology was right sigh

[fathom oxide]

is 7th good

[buoyant tree]

MARSHALL FOR IR

[cosmic kayak]

its ok im good at writing, peak dorms is good

[stuck lion]

great ges and dorms just kinda far

[noble cobalt]

Bro I got waitlisted from UCSD too 😭 😭

[steady thorn]

oh okay neat

[dry snow]

do u know of jesuit

[vague shadow]

@shrewd widget check chekc chekc

[noble cobalt]

waitlisted from 3 UCs

[spark vault]

Rejected womp

[dire walrus]

if u got rejected its ok LA is bettere

[placid nova]

i got in to ucsd cogsci sixth !!!!!

[dire walrus]

then san diego

than

[dim sandal]

Is Muir good

[fiery drift]

idk what the colleges are so I never ranked them

[maiden wyvern]

how do you check ucla chat i dont think they ever sent me credentials 💀

[dim sandal]

I got in for data dicnece

[jaunty sigil]

Rejected sigh

[tawny goblet]

I got in

[buoyant tree]

We love marshall

[mortal sky]

guys... da poll...

[dire walrus]

its ok

[pale ravine]

GOT IN

YAYY

[spark vault]

Tragic

[signal copper]

man why r u so tuff matt

[unique parrot]

in for data sci

[indigo garnet]

Anyone Roosevelt ??

[drifting sable]

Congrats ucsd fellas

[warm token]

yayyy if anyone has questions feel free to ask I was Marshall EE

[timid agate]

are they out