All UCs (2025-2026)

[pale ravine]

latest if prolly when the ao office closes

[spark sable]

why would that be a thing though?

genuinely curious

[tired radish]

Bro im about to drink an energy drink then some melatonin to sleep

[pale ravine]

cuz if the admissions office close how wil they release it

[spark sable]

no i mean

why release right when they close

[pale ravine]

no

im saying

[spark sable]

why not midday or smth

[pale ravine]

LATEST

is when it closes

[spark sable]

ahhh

mb gng

[pale ravine]

nah u good twin

[warm token]

they like releasing right before they close bc otherwise their office phone lines/emails are active yk yk and then they get possibly hundreds to thousands of calls/emails 💀

[tired radish]

Why dont they just unplug ts

And claim it broke

[empty pollen]

Bruh why is the application status at ucla down

tf

[daring mountain]

does ucla release via email?

or only via application status page

[blissful anvil]

what time does ucla come?

[tired radish]

As late as possible 💀💀

So like prolly 5-6

[calm geyser]

could be the same day as ucsd

[solemn rapids]

is that pst ?

[tired radish]

Yea

[indigo garnet]

Prob preparing for release

[buoyant tree]

im prolly not gonna go to ucsd but im immediately turning it down if i dont get marshall

marshall supremacy

[pale ravine]

bro the whole website about to crash real hard

[indigo garnet]

I can’t go to uc atp my mom isn’t sending me there

[pale ravine]

150k ppl

[karmic nacelle]

if they prepare well it should just be laggy

[indigo garnet]

It did for uiuc lol

[pale ravine]

UW seattle release 💀

[pale ravine]

true

[tired radish]

Wtf is marshall

[pale ravine]

Wait for UCLA do u guys know if it js pops up

[indigo garnet]

UCSD dorm name

[pale ravine]

With the #bruin banner

[tired radish]

Should i actually go do what I need to do or go to sleep to see uc results

[indigo garnet]

And college name

[pale ravine]

or is there like something u click

[karmic nacelle]

there are ppl checking every now and then

so we should know within minutes of them releasing the decision even if they dont tell us

[pale ravine]

True

shoutout to those redditors

Bruh they oN IT

[warm juniper]

Ucsd

Ucsd

[pale ravine]

OUT?

[karmic nacelle]

not the ones doing astro

[warm juniper]

Ano

[buoyant tree]

i wish i could go to UCSD

[warm juniper]

I say ucsd

[tired radish]

Fake portal astro 💀

Fake berkeley astro

[warm juniper]

Yes

[karmic nacelle]

lol

[warm juniper]

Ucsd

[buoyant tree]

ucsd too fucking expensive

[pale ravine]

Idk abt Berkeley / ucsd

[karmic nacelle]

wasnt for some ppl

[tired radish]

Im talking about the coordinated berkeley lie

[pale ravine]

o damn

[karmic nacelle]

but its at least not entirely fake

[tired radish]

I wish ucsd and ucb swapped locations

[karmic nacelle]

still i hate those astro

[tired radish]

Or something like that

[pale ravine]

yeah bro the financial aid portal thingy makes sense

[buoyant tree]

dont talk about astro guys

[pale ravine]

Oh yes

[buoyant tree]

it aint allowed here

[pale ravine]

tahnks for the heads up

[dusk cradle]

nooooooooo

[karmic nacelle]

what abt talking shi abt them :p

[dusk cradle]

noooooooooo

[tired radish]

I dont get this astro hate bro

Killing creativity 🥀

[karmic nacelle]

not when it caused some ppl to withdraw their apps

[tired radish]

🥀berkeley astro cappers might be up to it again

[karmic nacelle]

as part of the astro

[tired radish]

Ok but why tf we withdrawing u dont get the money back

Its just illogical

[karmic nacelle]

cuz ppl say its THE astro

[tired radish]

Ok but withdrawing doesnt give you anything

Its pointless either way

Why is it even there

[karmic nacelle]

it gives the ppl who did the astro joy in seeing others accidently withdrawing

esp close to the decision dates

[tired radish]

I dont think they gaf

Also why is the withdraw button a thing in the first place

It has no real utility

For the person withdrawing

[karmic nacelle]

some of the ppl who withdrew did 😭

[buoyant tree]

twin

[karmic nacelle]

its for the university so they migth review less applicants

[buoyant tree]

if you get in ed somewhere you have to withdraw all applications

[karmic nacelle]

ur supposed to withdraw if u get in ed or committed to somewhere

[tired radish]

Thats different

[buoyant tree]

how

[karmic nacelle]

thats not

[buoyant tree]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dance-horror-funny-mr-krabs-gif-1515006608208700076

[tired radish]

They dont need to have withdraw open to everyone

[buoyant tree]

are we fr

[karmic nacelle]

how do they know who ed to where

[tired radish]

Also either way withdrawing without needing to is pointless

[karmic nacelle]

they aint supposed to know

[tired radish]

Its someones own fault if they withdraw because a starsign told them to

[karmic nacelle]

thats why they gave us the option

[buoyant tree]

this thread making me lose my brainpower

[karmic nacelle]

thats astro for u

[tired radish]

They are acting against their own interests

[karmic nacelle]

😭

[tired radish]

So realistically thats their own fault

[tired radish]

But thats not what it is

[karmic nacelle]

you can say those who went broke due to medical bills are at fault for having bad genes

[tired radish]

Withdrawing has nothing to do with it

[karmic nacelle]

theres always the blame game

[tired radish]

How tf does that have any relation

[karmic nacelle]

it was lit the astro for ucsb

[tired radish]

You cant control your genes

You can control not thinking

[karmic nacelle]

are u sure...

[tired radish]

For something this simple yes

If you cant control it idt you are that fit for a uc

You DO NOT benefit in any scenario from withdrawing

When you are not ed

its a pretty simple choice

[karmic nacelle]

there are many successful people who cant control their smokign habits

[pale ravine]

wai twhy we withdrawing if not ed

[karmic nacelle]

fake ucsb astro

[tired radish]

My whole point

[tired radish]

Thats nicotine

[pale ravine]

omg bro

[short cedar]

what is happening

[karmic nacelle]

u can control ur addiction

[tired radish]

Ucsb wasnt astro

Sd was the astro

[dusk cradle]

No it was

[karmic nacelle]

fake astro

[pulsar sequoia]

im scared as balls today

[dusk cradle]

But it was “patched”

[tired radish]

The major change?

[dusk cradle]

Yea

[tired radish]

That was real its a real form

They just got rid of it

[dusk cradle]

UCSD so wacko backo

I should’ve gotten my decision a week ago

[karmic nacelle]

lol

[tired radish]

U can control not smoking in the first place but also assuming this. You CAN control your addiction even with nicotine then you can definitely control yourself with no substances influencing your decisions

[karmic nacelle]

but alot of people dont

[tired radish]

Due to nicotine

[karmic nacelle]

why? cuz it takes advantage of our reward system

[tired radish]

Theres no reward from withdrawing btw

Fyi

[karmic nacelle]

yes but ur argument would say its very possible and therefore no one in the world should smoke

[tired radish]

You dont get dopamine like from nicotine

[karmic nacelle]

reawrd from nicotine

[tired radish]

No it doesnt

[tired radish]

Theres no fucking nicotine from the ucsd withdraw button gang

[karmic nacelle]

but ur argument is u can control

anything that ur body can do

[tired radish]

Any half functioning human can control their decisions in a low stress environment YES

[karmic nacelle]

its less stressful if ppl are doing smt they think helps

[tired radish]

this is pretty basic

[karmic nacelle]

not really

thats a sweeping statement

[tired radish]

The fact they think it helps should basically disqualify them im not going to lie

Where is the potential upside

If you cant see a potential upside how could you POSSIBLY think something could help

[karmic nacelle]

i never said they shldnt but im saying astro shldnt be allowed

[tired radish]

So we should censor creativity because some people cant be trusted to not self sabotage??

[karmic nacelle]

u can be creative in many ways

[tired radish]

Yea in any way you decide

[buoyant tree]

all this for uc schools

[tired radish]

Creativity isnt creative if you are told what to do

[short cedar]

https://klipy.com/gifs/young-sheldon-cat

[karmic nacelle]

so if im told to do astro its not creativity

[short cedar]

I’ve been trying to follow this conversation but i don’t really understand either of your points😭

[tired radish]

Nobody is telling you to do it

[wooden blade]

How r we sure ucla droppin today

[tired radish]

And you shouldnt tell someone to not do it either

[karmic nacelle]

my point is astro shldnt be allowed cuz ppl prey on those who are vulnerable during decision releases

[dusk cradle]

Me neither

[karmic nacelle]

his point is astro shldnt be disallowed cuz it limitds creativity

[buoyant tree]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-7240636

[tired radish]

You shouldnt censor something so basic and harmless

[karmic nacelle]

"harmless"

[buoyant tree]

fym harmless

[tired radish]

IT IS HARMLESS

[delicate kayak]

it did?

[dusk cradle]

I think astrology is harmful to people in deed

[delicate kayak]

like this year?

[tired radish]

YOU SELF SELECTED YOURSELF IF YOU WITHDRAW

[indigo garnet]

YEA

[woven rune]

The ucla portal is down cause it's coming out forsureski today and ucsd has been posting a buncha bullshit on the socials they're both today and YOU (yes YOU) are getting rejected from both

[indigo garnet]

Bruh like it crashed for 3 hrs

[solemn rapids]

bro fr it was so bad

[indigo garnet]

And I was panicking the whole time

[solemn rapids]

i got my decision at like 7pm

[short cedar]

yeah i agree with you. i don’t think it should be allowed here specifically because ngl it gets people really paranoid, but i think there should be some sort of Reddit or other server for it tbf🤷‍♂️ there’s no point in arguing for it to be in a2c as a whole it should have its own place somewhere else

[indigo garnet]

I was like wha wha WHAAA

[buoyant tree]

it gives people a false sense of rejection although it might not be true therefore a decrease in morale therefore being degrading therefore harmful

[short cedar]

Lfmao😭😭😭

[tired radish]

there is not ONE benefit from withdrawing unless it is COMPLETELY REQUIRED

[short cedar]

well yeah i agree with that

[indigo garnet]

Bruh can’t believe someone value creativity over mental health

[delicate kayak]

oh damn that didnt happen for me 😭 although i did check a few minutes early i think (if im not mixing it up)

[tired radish]

Literally the opposite with morale gained from positive astro invalidates this argument

U cant decide if it does more good or harm

[pale ravine]

omg what is taking so long genuinely

[wooden blade]

W manifestation

[short cedar]

why u gotta tell me that😢

[wooden blade]

Did anyone apply for film

[indigo garnet]

That astrology or smth made a bunch of seniors panic

[karmic nacelle]

theres alot of applicants

they wanna prep the site

[pale ravine]

UCI

Ok fairs

[short cedar]

you can’t even tell or differentiate what “positive” astro is

[indigo garnet]

Yeah

[tired radish]

Its what people decide is positive because its made up??

[placid crystal]

The only astro I participate in

[indigo garnet]

Uiuc gotta do that bruh

[buoyant tree]

istg half of yall dont deserve to be uc applicants

[pale ravine]

😭

[short cedar]

omg i used to have this app

what the hell

[tired radish]

And who are you to decide that again

[pale ravine]

Im oos idk why i applied ts is damn near 90k

[woven rune]

everyone knows that if pixel 1392x9382 is a #FFFDD0 on the portal then it means ur accepted

Oh wait i can't do astrology

[short cedar]

same 😭

[woven rune]

Oops

[pale ravine]

Ofc!!

[pale ravine]

😭

[dusk cradle]

Tf

Wut

[woven rune]

Bro did you not know about this

[buoyant tree]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-whimsical-propeller-hat-lollipop-happy-gif-941335489992772946

[indigo garnet]

🔥

[woven rune]

If you haven't noticed I have some bad news for you lil brah

[tired radish]

If we want to ban astrology why dont we ban talking about eating fast food

[dusk cradle]

For all portal?

[woven rune]

Yeah

[tired radish]

Its proven that is far worse than portal astrology???

Do we censor that?

[placid crystal]

Straw man

[woven rune]

Bad news man idk how to break this to you...

[placid crystal]

Go to another server if this matters so much to do

[indigo garnet]

Ok tbh some cal ppl used astrology to make a bunch of seniors panic

[placid crystal]

Nobody forced you to be here

[dire walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/isabella-preppy-losangeles-northridge-ccr-gif-10174833508149538853

[indigo garnet]

Im like idgaf kid so idc but some obv did a lot

[dusk cradle]

WAIT WHAT

[karmic nacelle]

25 ppl is too few

[placid crystal]

!Google outdoor activities near me

[lofty robin]

ApplyingToCollege

GOOGLE SEARCH

SEARCHED FOR:
outdoor activities near me

Result: Jump!

[delicate kayak]

they making whole research projects out of this 😭

[karmic nacelle]

for something thats not random

nor unbiased

[indigo garnet]

Huh y is hijab coming out here

What’s going on

[dusk cradle]

Bro it’s fake

[fierce tree]

bro

[dire walrus]

LMFAOO

[dire walrus]

gl xx

[buoyant tree]

not an srs

[fierce tree]

yall gotta chill

[buoyant tree]

booo

[tired radish]

Thats legit a troll post

[woven rune]

Bro I do not remember seeing no hijab on the portal i remember seeing a bunch of poeple sitting outside price center with the ucsd sign

[karmic nacelle]

yes and they cant do stats right

[tired radish]

Theres a hijabi bear

[woven rune]

Genuinely just get a job

[karmic nacelle]

they cant even do their stats right

[woven rune]

It's dropping in 4 hours and you're not getting in anyways loser

[dusk cradle]

Failed ap stats fr

[indigo garnet]

Can yall stop Astro Astro whatever

[woven rune]

We're enjoying the beautifulw eather in la jolla nad gorgeous sunsets and you will not be

Go outside

[tired radish]

Sarcasm should not be intended to be believable

[indigo garnet]

Tbh we all know Ucs decided their decisions

[dire walrus]

we are enjoying LA more

come to UCLA

[dusk cradle]

Wait does the pixel thing also work for ucs

[woven rune]

Yeah bro

[tired radish]

Exactly why the astros should not matter

[dusk cradle]

Ur lying

[indigo garnet]

Im enjoying it rn and ill prob have go out of state bruh

[woven rune]

Go to your portal and check every pixel for a color mismatch

[karmic nacelle]

unless someone is vulerable and wants to be admitted to at least 1 college

[woven rune]

If you see a color mismatch good news

[tired radish]

Yet we have people acting like its the devil and people worshipping them like its god

[woven rune]

You have to zoom in 400x though

[pale ravine]

What is even happening here bruh

[karmic nacelle]

u dont know what they might be willing to do

[dusk cradle]

Bro what

[indigo garnet]

Idk

[pale ravine]

Yall spiking my cortisol

[dusk cradle]

What r u talking abt

I can’t see any pixel

[woven rune]

https://tenor.com/view/cortisol-level-gif-2410901269072201082

[dire walrus]

If ur hijabi hex code is 48483 it means u got waitlisted.

[pale ravine]

OMG bruh

[indigo garnet]

I literally had to use a translator to see astrology’s meaning

[woven rune]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-flight-meme-flight-react-fortnite-gif-258218404411935109

[dusk cradle]

wut

[delicate kayak]

portal astro and hijabs i think???

[tired radish]

bro once again WITHDRAWING makes your odds ZERO not INCREASED

[dusk cradle]

NOOOOOO

[karmic nacelle]

BUT desperate ppl do desperate things

[chrome bane]

why wuold someone withdraw?

[dire walrus]

I am professional astrologist

[tired radish]

Bro you said they WANT to get into a college

[placid crystal]

Let’s make this the new meta

[short cedar]

is there any school that prioritizes in state students as much as UC schools? would that be umich? vtech?

[tired radish]

if they WANT to go to college then why would they WITHDRAW

[karmic nacelle]

they thought withdrawing gets u to a page that shows u which major u would be in

[tired radish]

Bro what????? Where tf did u see this

[placid crystal]

Bc they saw it says gullible on the ceilings

[karmic nacelle]

but it ends up just withdrawing without confirmation message

[karmic nacelle]

that WAS the astro

[woven rune]

Yo who needs me to pull some strings send me $10 and i gotchu

[tired radish]

Where bro

Genuinely where

[river forge]

Is La or Diego today

[karmic nacelle]

wdym where

[dire walrus]

pay me 10 too and i get u into LA

[tired radish]

Link me this astro

[placid crystal]

We think but we don’t know

[dire walrus]

wait no

[short cedar]

Paypal

[lilac quest]

UT, UNC

[dire walrus]

pay me 1000

[indigo garnet]

Ut Austin

[dusk cradle]

[karmic nacelle]

it was this yrs ucsd astro

[woven rune]

Yeah paypal works

[tired radish]

All ive seen is an aid hijabi bear

[short cedar]

oh UT definitely

[tired radish]

No it wasnt it was the banner twin

[dire walrus]

can i please see a piocture

of it

[placid crystal]

Ykw we are done with astro talk

[dire walrus]

i need reference

[karmic nacelle]

nope

[tired radish]

And the hijaj bear

[delicate kayak]

both

[buoyant tree]

wow i was the first comment

[karmic nacelle]

no one withdrew opver those

[indigo garnet]

Omg fr

[short cedar]

im a little frustrated it isn’t confirmed

[indigo garnet]

Can we stop plz

😇

[river forge]

How sure

[dusk cradle]

Guys I’m so scared I’m shaking I don’t what to do please help I’m scared

[dire walrus]

can someone PLEASE send me a pic of the bear

[tired radish]

🐻+ 🧕

[dusk cradle]

[woven rune]

Yeah guys, server moderator's Chloe and I have decided the next person to discuss any sort of "portal astrology" will be punished immediately.

[dire walrus]

log onto ur portal

show bear

ty

[woven rune]

This ends now.

[indigo garnet]

Tyy

[drifting sable]

😭

[woven rune]

No problem just doing my job as a server mod

[placid crystal]

Thank you.

[dusk cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumpscare-box-gif-12399387153107465639

[delicate kayak]

i heard UCSD posted stuff on socials, not sure about UCLA, but in the pinned messages is the main source I got it from

[buoyant axle]

top 10 aura

[woven rune]

https://tenor.com/view/dune-part-2-part-two-silence-reverend-mother-the-voice-gif-6788220246483626244

[drifting sable]

I’ve heard from a lot of ppl ucla is 5pst today

[pale ravine]

most aura UC School?

[drifting sable]

Berkeley

[pale ravine]

UCLA or UCB

[drifting sable]

Also congrats jhu

[indigo garnet]

Ucla

[woven rune]

I heard that when you get your decision ucsd sends you an email that there is a decision in the portal...

[pale ravine]

TY cg on cal tech holy

[drifting sable]

thx

[woven rune]

Rumor has it it means they have made a decision on your application..

[indigo garnet]

Omg bruh ucb…

[delicate kayak]

berkeley

[dire lance]

la and san dieog are coming out today right?

[drifting sable]

Something about whether or not they want you at the college or smthing

[pale ravine]

ngl UCLA seems more fun

[drifting sable]

That’s what I’ve been hearing from past applicants but idk if they’re reputable

[pale ravine]

But berkeley academics top tier

[woven rune]

I think so but chill on the astrology we can't keep spreading rumors

[indigo garnet]

Guys i live in the bay and ik so many stuff of some ucb students…

[karmic nacelle]

for wisconsin madison they sent the email like an hr after they release the decision

[delicate kayak]

If you see a button that says "Status update posted to your application on March 20, 2026" that is a sign that you may or may not have been admitted

[frosty geyser]

Anyone in Europe right now

Lowkey making opening decisions hard

[indigo garnet]

Uiuc sent it like the next day 💀

[woven rune]

Holy fuck you might be right bro

How has nobody realized this

[drifting sable]

It’s also a sign you may or may not have gotten rejected so that’s kinda bad though

[delicate kayak]

likely, yes

[drifting sable]

Not a good Astro

[karmic nacelle]

cant relate cuz i was waitlisted 😭

[pale ravine]

The wisest one in here

[pale ravine]

Wtf

[short cedar]

berkeley has the most aura

[thorn moat]

uh.

[pale ravine]

Wait taht's tea

[woven rune]

https://tenor.com/view/uc-san-diego-tritons-king-triton-mascot-go-tritons-university-of-california-san-diego-gif-305566377822208887

[short cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cal-golden-bears-oski-lasso-dance-dancing-dance-gif-24401787

[drifting valley]

is sd or la out yet,

[pale ravine]

Nope

[drifting sable]

No

[dusk cradle]

https://tenor.com/view/ucla-bruins-joe-bruin-gif-7783063

[drifting valley]

thx

[pale ravine]

Ngl stanford got the worst mascots bruh

Wtf even is that

[short cedar]

obviously not everyone in here would have a stroke

[drifting sable]

Lowkey I’m js waiting on only Cali schools

[woven rune]

YES BRO I heard your decision is outside in a lawn of grass start digging

[short cedar]

like just wait till ur phone can’t open this thread

😭

[drifting sable]

Cardinal!!!!!!!

[drifting valley]

lmaooo

[dusk cradle]

NOOOOOOOO

[short cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/oski-head-nod-oski-oski-computer-gif-14746027055869964562

[woven rune]

Yo guys I work in the ucsd office of admissions ama

[pale ravine]

Thoguht it was the darn tree

[dusk cradle]

Pls tell them to let me in

[drifting sable]

Did I get in

[wary kiln]

Guys

[pale ravine]

Let me in twin!!!

[drifting sable]

It’s both

[short cedar]

who is in your pfp

[dusk cradle]

Pls let me in

[drifting sable]

Cardinal is athletics iirc and tree is the school

[pale ravine]

💀

[wary kiln]

UCLA portal still down?

[drifting sable]

The tree lowkey pretty though

[woven rune]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[drifting sable]

I like Stanford seal a lot

[pale ravine]

Tbh

I'll tolerate it

If stanford let me in

[indigo garnet]

Bruh omg i wanna go to Stanford so bad

[woven rune]

carti

[indigo garnet]

It’s so close to home

[pale ravine]

Plz stanford let us innnn

[drifting sable]

I’m ngl idk if I’d go if I got in 😭😭😭

[pale ravine]

cal tech bru

[drifting sable]

Im rlly js debating Caltech and Stanford

[woven rune]

The only dude i know at stanford is such a brick

[drifting sable]

But I’ve never been to Stanford

[pale ravine]

Depends on ur major atp

[dusk cradle]

IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED. IM SO SCARED.

[drifting sable]

MechE + biz

[pale ravine]

Omg

[woven rune]

Aight bruh

Relax

[indigo garnet]

Omg this scared me

[thorn moat]

3 percent acceptance rate for stanford last year and ik 3 ppl from my ec who got in

[drifting sable]

oop

[pale ravine]

DAMN

[woven rune]

Im gonna tell the office to lose your file if u keep it up

[pale ravine]

3 ppl

[dusk cradle]

noooooo

[pale ravine]

waht type of ec u be doing bruh

[woven rune]

It'd be a real shame if i misplaced ur file

[pale ravine]

ISEF

[dusk cradle]

pls stop

no

[drifting sable]

3ppl from ur ec isn’t that much

Unless you mean at your school

[pale ravine]

Get this guy out of here clearly the weak link of the UC system

[thorn moat]

i love classics club

[woven rune]

💔

[pale ravine]

simplicity is where it's at

[woven rune]

If any of you commit to ucsd i just want to lyk that your right of passage is to buy a pair of rainbow flops

[indigo garnet]

Bruh lwk I have 0 hope for ucs

[woven rune]

that is the footwear of choice here

[dusk cradle]

But I’m not gae

[pale ravine]

Bro got CMU

[indigo garnet]

All the unis i got in were like red colors

[pale ravine]

Yeah bud u are all good

[drifting sable]

imma sweep UCs trust

[pale ravine]

No doubt for u ngl

[drifting sable]

Haven’t been rejected from a gold uni yet

[indigo garnet]

Got rejected from like navy and blue colors 💀 except for Davis

[pale ravine]

Cal tech that acceptance rate like ~3?

[indigo garnet]

Yeah

[drifting sable]

+-.5 yea

[indigo garnet]

Might be lower than that

Idk

[karmic nacelle]

-2 it is

[indigo garnet]

Wow i was right

[pale ravine]

haven't been rejected yet but i got wl three times

[drifting sable]

Oops LOL

[pale ravine]

CMU wl me 😔

[indigo garnet]

Yo i have 0 waitlists rn

[drifting sable]

A while ago it was 2.7

[indigo garnet]

Idk what’s going on

Everyone has wls rn

[drifting sable]

I’m a UIUC victim

[pale ravine]

Northeastern 😠

[thorn moat]

i have a bunch of waitlists but the audacity of uci to straight up reject me </3

[pale ravine]

UW seattle

[cloud wing]

how we feeling fam

[pale ravine]

High ahh cortisol levels

[drifting sable]

Ain’t nothin to worry bout

[wary kiln]

What was the ucla post that makes us assume it’s today

[cloud wing]

real

[pale ravine]

both sides of the spectrum

[wooden blade]

On god I feel like it isn't happening

[woven rune]

Omg bro can people stop asking about the proof it's happening today

Yo it's not happening

[pale ravine]

The whole portal is down guys

[drifting sable]

Life is easy once you’ve already been accepted

[woven rune]

It's not coming out ever

Your decision is on indeed.com

[drifting sable]

But also it’s the mindset you should adopt anyways

[pale ravine]

True

[thorn moat]

i saw the post but i dont think its associated with admissions

[drifting sable]

Don’t get in? My personality wasn’t a match for the school 🤷‍♂️

[pale ravine]

S/o to the admissions officers that fought for me in the committee

[drifting sable]

That’s how I feel bout t20s

[pale ravine]

I love you guys

[woven rune]

uc admission is not like that

But other schools yeah

[drifting sable]

shhh lemme cope

[fiery drift]

im back

[pale ravine]

hi VK

[drifting sable]

can you statmog ur way into uc

[cloud wing]

also if u don’t get in this time u can always try and transfer !

[wary kiln]

Why wouldn’t ucsd and ucla come out today tho

[indigo garnet]

Yo i got in there bruh

[wary kiln]

They always come out Friday never the 4th Friday tho

[indigo garnet]

Like only red colors r accepting me

[pale ravine]

W

[indigo garnet]

Bruh

[karmic nacelle]

then why was i rejected from uci ucsb and ucd

[pale ravine]

go huskies

[drifting sable]

NEU so weird

All my cracked friends got rejected

[fiery drift]

you still yapping here? goddamn...

[indigo garnet]

W to jhu

[woven rune]

The website is down so they are having a technology outage and IT is on spring break so it's delayed another two weeks

[pale ravine]

lowkey they WL me i already withdrew

[fiery drift]

I got to 2332 elo

[cloud wing]

yield

[pale ravine]

Yasssss

[drifting sable]

Yeah

[pale ravine]

W to CMU

[woven rune]

i got rejected from uci

My friend at ucsd only got into davis santa cruz and sd lol

[fiery drift]

so far I'm 5a 1r y'all pray for me ucla...

[pale ravine]

WWWWWW

[woven rune]

Your admissions decisions for other ucs don't mean jack shit

i got rejected from sdsu and cal poly

[drifting sable]

UCLA PLEASE let me dei maxx + stat maxx my way in

😩😩😩😩

[pale ravine]

Who they think they are im crine

Destined for greater things twin

[thorn moat]

has the other waves of calpoly come out?

[fiery drift]

my only rejection being MIT and well deserved cuz i wrote my essays at 9PM EST

[woven rune]

yea bro it was so funny opening my sdsu rejection after getting into ucsd

[drifting sable]

Me too twin. Me too

[thorn moat]

i got in and ik some who havent gotten anything yet

[little tundra]

is berkeley indicative of UCLA 🥺

[pale ravine]

MIT 😠 missing out

[pale ravine]

naaaaa

[little tundra]

aw

[indigo garnet]

Me too lol

[fiery drift]

indeed they don't deserve the one and only SENSEI ALBERT

[pale ravine]

Wait if you got in tho,,, i would say yeah js whatever is positive and lowers cortisol

[little topaz]

Wait guys

I’m an idiot

[drifting sable]

let’s see if I get into the second best school in LA

[mortal sky]

except for UCI

[little topaz]

UCLA comes out next week

[little tundra]

trueee

[thorn moat]

its so rude that u can get into a school but they ask too much money </3

[little topaz]

Smh

[little tundra]

3rd*

[fiery drift]

☠️

[little topaz]

Check the insta post for UCLA

It’s on the bottom right of the picture

Bruh

[pale ravine]

wait im dead this bro has been in the server since 2024

[little topaz]

I thought they would come on the same day

[little tundra]

!!

[pale ravine]

Bro been plotting for this day

[drifting sable]

Ur right. Harvey mudd >>>

[woven rune]

you can see it doesn't mean much

[drifting sable]

Huh

[little tundra]

yess

is it even in LA

[drifting sable]

It’s like 10 mins from Caltech

[little tundra]

oh

[pale ravine]

You're locked in twin

[thorn moat]

pomona area

[drifting sable]

So prob Pasadena but defo la area

[drifting sable]

Oh I haven’t been active until like 12/15 LOL

the rest of the time was js to troll n fuck around

[woven rune]

That's not a business week they're on spring break in fort lauderdale so it's next next week maybe

[pale ravine]

Ngl a lot of ppl say a2c be like toxic and stuff espeically on reddit but it's been pretty comforting

[drifting sable]

Reddit bad

[pale ravine]

We doing this together

[drifting sable]

Discord cooler

[little topaz]

Brother

[fiery drift]

k imma stuff my face, cya

[little topaz]

😬😬😬

[pale ravine]

baii

[pale ravine]

Real

[little topaz]

Guys let’s manifest this UCSD acceptance

[thorn moat]

the reddits like open to everyone so nah

[woven rune]

Bro don't blame the admissions office for going to fort lauderdale and gettin some ahh thrown on them in the club

[fiery drift]

ye manifest LA for me too plis

[pale ravine]

yassss

[little topaz]

Ofc

[woven rune]

i guess this schooo is cool and shit

or whatever

[mortal sky]

checked the subreddit for the first time in ages and this is the most recent post

this is english and tagalog i think

[thorn moat]

taglish ayyy

[woven rune]

thats what i'm saying

[drifting sable]

Wtf

Is this what chinglish sounds like to English speakers

[thorn moat]

im reading that in my fams accent 😭

[little topaz]

Guys why r people talking about some presir is someone trolling again

[drifting sable]

Idk js ignore it

[little topaz]

Like yesterday or the day before

[thorn moat]

to whoever wrote that ik someone who does like 2 hours of manila traffic for school

[warm juniper]

Ucsd

[mortal sky]

was he saying he will leave at 4am for a 7am class

thats what i presumed at least

[real fable]

?

[thorn moat]

yeah basically, not fluent but tagalog is like 50% similar to my dialect

and something about their grandma wanting them to stay at home instead of dorming

[delicate kayak]

idk what chinglish is but i have seen what i think is hinglish in places around the internet, and it does sound weird to me as an english speaker as my brain tries to read it as english, then sees something it doesnt understand yet sounds like english, and just gets very confused

[drifting sable]

Chinglish is Chinese + English

Liek when you alternate between

[delicate kayak]

ohh

[drifting sable]

Like what they do in singapore

What’s hinglish

[delicate kayak]

hindi + english

[drifting sable]

Ohhhh

And do they use Roman characters for the hindi

[delicate kayak]

we both had a moment of realization lol

[delicate kayak]

yeah at least where ive seen it

[drifting sable]

Weird

[pseudo ore]

yeah pretty much

[drifting sable]

Yeah chinglish is mostly spoken thingie

[delicate kayak]

wait roman as in like what english uses right?

[drifting sable]

Yes

[pseudo ore]

yep normal alphabets

[delicate kayak]

okok yeah

[drifting sable]

I don’t think anyone combines it with text

[little topaz]

What

[real fable]

which post are you referring to

[thorn moat]

huh going to search what hinglish looks like

[karmic nacelle]

its singlish cuz they alternate between chiense,dialects,malay and tamil with english

[thorn moat]

oh i see

[mortal sky]

yes

hindi news broadcasts are wild

they are basically hindi + english

[dusk cradle]

Hindish

[karmic nacelle]

yo we gonna recieve it on march 28 2826 💀

[real fable]

bro thats a 0

just a terrible font

[thorn moat]

no tis an 8 but i dont believe the acc

[little topaz]

????

THATS A 0???

[little topaz]

Check the insta

[final harness]

it looks the same as the 0 in 2026

so maybe

[thorn moat]

i saw that post this morning

[real fable]

unless its 2826

its a 0

[final harness]

that would be foul if it was a week later smh

[real fable]

it looks exactly the same

[pseudo ore]

it just a 0 in a diff font

[little topaz]

I can’t even tell

[karmic nacelle]

i guess 2826 it is

[boreal mantle]

What time is SD and LA

[little topaz]

Wait maybe it is

[karmic nacelle]

see yall in 800 years

[little topaz]

Like 4 hours

[karmic nacelle]

and 7 days

[boreal mantle]

Both?

[dusk cradle]

Yay

[boreal mantle]

r they same time

[dusk cradle]

Bro that’s a 0 you know right

Not a 8

[little topaz]

I’m not sure about the time ngl

[mortal sky]

LA is often 30 ish minutes after SD

[little topaz]

lol

[red lodge]

has berkely UCSD or UCLA came out yet?

[little topaz]

Berkeley next week

SD and LA are supposedly today

[red lodge]

mhm okay

[empty pollen]

I see

[empty pollen]

so ppl can recover from being rejected fr 😭😭

[empty pollen]

yuh

WE ARE GETTING IN GANG

[little topaz]

Yes we are

[empty pollen]

RAHHH

[wooden blade]

UCLA not dropping today

[empty pollen]

source?

[real fable]

It is from what ive seen

and it would make sense cuz the portal is down

[ionic mica]

It’s coming out for sure

Wouldn’t wait till next Friday

[wooden blade]

Nvm the terrible font confused me

[empty pollen]

yeah 😭

it would be u vs the speciulators of this whole server

[wooden blade]

Worst font oat

They had to have done that on purpose

[ionic mica]

Yall think you got it?

[wooden blade]

I applied to Loyola Marymount and UCLA for film and Loyola waitlisted me so idk

[empty pollen]

anything but releasing decisions midday like all the other colleges

[empty pollen]

same

I got waitlisted from LMU for bus/econ

did they give u that option to study abroad for a yr too?

[wooden blade]

Nah

I applied ea and they just deferred me first round

[empty pollen]

I know

in your waitlist letter

[wooden blade]

Oh no

[empty pollen]

it should have been an option

[valid depot]

yeah i was super confused too

[empty pollen]

I got deferred EA too

[wooden blade]

Nah I didn't get that

Their film major is really small

The only film school on the west coast I've been accepted to is CalArts

[empty pollen]

its like pretty much u study for a year in some LMU thing then u are 100% gaurenteed in 2027

[empty pollen]

ah

[wooden blade]

Yea my friend got that when she applied EA

She committed somewhere else tho

[empty pollen]

ah

makes sense

[wooden blade]

I toured Loyola too🥹

Their campus is beautiful

[empty pollen]

i've heard

brooo

CalPoly SLO hasn't released for me yet

I think im cooked

since it does acceptances, then waitlists, then rejections in waves

[wooden blade]

Ts always drops at inopportune times

[empty pollen]

I hate colleges thats so quirky

like

either

[wooden blade]

Whenever I get the your application status has been updated email my heart starts straining

[empty pollen]

say you're dropping it on this date

(not exact time b/c portal crash)

but dont tease us and go like "decisions MAY be coming your way" then proceed to drop it half a month later

like stop wasting my time i'm alr worried about colleges

[wooden blade]

Won't most colleges have decisions out by April 1?

[thorn moat]

yeah but still some of them dont say the date

[karmic nacelle]

ye unless ur wl

[empty pollen]

yeah

[dusk cradle]

I’ve noticed that if they never send you an email you were probably rejected

If they send u one it’s a/d/or w

[thorn moat]

nah they still email me even if i got rejected

[dusk cradle]

not the case for most schools

[jaunty lily]

yeah ive got emailed even when reject

for like uchicago noter dame bc

[thorn moat]

exact colleges also 😭

[jaunty lily]

LOL

[empty pollen]

really?

such as which schools

[jaunty lily]

guys ucla opens up to the letter if u got in right, and if wl or reject it says status update

[buoyant axle]

Did it drop

[jaunty lily]

no

[spark vault]

If something drops this thread will be spammed for like an hour at least
Dw you will know
Will probably ping everyone as well

[buoyant axle]

Lmao

I’ve had notifications off and muted lmao

[dusk cradle]

Like tufts

and bc

[karmic nacelle]

the mods will

[jaunty lily]

huh

bc emaile dme

i got rejected

[karmic nacelle]

and there will be like 100 messages in the first 5 min lol

at least

[empty pollen]

I see

[empty pollen]

what?

[empty pollen]

yep... UCLA and UCSD is a big one

[wary kiln]

Is ts true

[jaunty lily]

thats what i saw on tt

liek when ppl open it up

[spark vault]

Don't believe portal astrology 😭
Wait a few hours like the rest of us

[jaunty lily]

huh

its not astrology

??

read what i said

[wary kiln]

How is this Astro?

[jaunty lily]

yeah its not astrology

[spark vault]

I didn't

[jaunty lily]

lol

[spark vault]

[jaunty lily]

guys ucla opens up to the letter if u got in right, and if wl or reject it says status update

this is what i said

can anyone confirm

any past admits

[dusk cradle]

What r u saying

[jaunty lily]

okay so

yk like

[dusk cradle]

It opens up for everyone

[jaunty lily]

when u get accepted some schools automatically play a video or smth

[dusk cradle]

Yes the letter comes up automatically

[jaunty lily]

and rejected people have to clikc view status after login and stuff

[spark vault]

Like once decisions have been released they show u an acceptance right away, but of you didn't get in there's another thing to press

[jaunty lily]

DAMN it

so yk if u got rejected

if u loginand dont see it

[dusk cradle]

Like there is a uclabound banner at the top

[jaunty lily]

fml bru

[wary kiln]

What about ucsd?

[primal crescent]

So if it says update status I got in?

[wary kiln]

is it auto open

[dusk cradle]

Everyone has to click the status update

I think

[jaunty lily]

hmm alr alr

i remember davis and sb it just shows up

and irvine u had to click

[dusk cradle]

Ye

Berk also click

[jaunty lily]

for ucla no it means reject or wl

[primal crescent]

Ohh okay

But if it appears there

It’s an acceptance

Like email

[jaunty lily]

well yeah it says ucla 30 lol

so

no not an email

like the portal itself

[dusk cradle]

Bro don’t worry we will all find our fate in 3 hours

[spark vault]

Fr

[wooden blade]

I got rejected from RISD they sent an email still

[spark vault]

I don't think UCSB sent me anything when they waitlisted me at least

[dusk cradle]

Yea it just popped up

[thorn moat]

ucsb technically dropped early

[spark vault]

Yeah

Broke my streak

Smh

[primal crescent]

WE are getting into Berkeley everyone

[dusk cradle]

There’s no hope after today

[primal crescent]

Why?

[earnest finch]

new page is out @jaunty lily

[umbral beacon]

Ngl the wait is so much more excruciating than seeing the decision

[spark vault]

What does this mean

[dusk cradle]

After ucla is death

[jaunty lily]

do u have

[spark vault]

Luckily I didn't apply to LA

[earnest finch]

nope

do u have it

[jaunty lily]

did u have id

i didnt checkl

[earnest finch]

yes

its rolling

[jaunty lily]

okay so we will see

i donmt

[umbral beacon]

What page

[thick thunder]

Can someone resend the link to check

[woven rune]

yo are decisions dropping today does anybody know i don’t think anybody has discussed this today

[earnest finch]

idk

[spark vault]

[earnest finch]

honestly just wait

i only see couple ppl

[dusk cradle]

Wait does everyone’s ucsd college list format look like this. Not the ranking

[woven rune]

BRO

THAT MEANS U GOT IN TWIN

[jaunty lily]

wait until it gets to 13.5k

[woven rune]

LETS GOOOO!!!!

[jaunty lily]

?? ru deadass

[dusk cradle]

[spark vault]

no

[jaunty lily]

lol

[woven rune]

Yes bro EVERYONE knows the order of your colleges on the website equates to whether you got in or not

[dusk cradle]

[jaunty lily]

Yooo betttttt

lmfao

[earnest finch]

wait

is this real

[sage pine]

no 😭

[jaunty lily]

troll

[earnest finch]

crap

[spark vault]

Should just lockdown the thread until decisions drop

[dusk cradle]

Do you have same list?

[earnest finch]

idek how to check lmao

[spark vault]

Take a nap or smth 😭

[karmic nacelle]

then how do we know if it drops

[earnest finch]

i know i m getting rejected anyway

lmao

[spark vault]

Mods will ping

[woven rune]

I’m not trolling this is serious. You should probably start panicking.

[jaunty lily]

@earnest finch like no one has it yet so we chilling rn

[woven rune]

Bro

It’s dropping in 2 hours can yall pls relax

[jaunty lily]

nah this is berk

[woven rune]

It’s not like ur getting in anyways

[jaunty lily]

its diff

[woven rune]

Oh

my bad

[jaunty lily]

loser

always the ucsd mfs

[dusk cradle]

Under applicant info

[dusk cradle]

Bro I can’t

ts won’t work

[primal crescent]

Abt Berkeley

[spark vault]

Stop 😭

[primal crescent]

😭😭

[spark vault]

Be less fried please

🙏

[umbral beacon]

Bro can them schools drop I need them to drop

[primal crescent]

I mean I’m not gonna go crazy abt it cus I prob can’t even pay for it if I get accepted

[spark vault]

Take a nap

[dusk cradle]

NOOOOOOOOOO

[sage pine]

Gang, please dont discuss portal astro

[spark vault]

We got 2 or 3 hours

[dusk cradle]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[sage pine]

im just gonna delete any message that mentions it

[runic jewel]

Stop discussing portal astrology

[primal crescent]

My bad

[last acorn]

just chill bro

u can check next week

[jaunty lily]

alr

good advice

[short cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/bluesmediacc-loveprofushion-satanic-ritual-witch-zimzalabim-gif-25613238

[primal crescent]

What is happening 😭😭

[wary kiln]

What time has ucsd come out past years

[wary kiln]

What was it last year and before tho

[wary kiln]

Pretty sure last year was 4:30 right?

[fiery drift]

I have returned

[dusk cradle]

Wait has ucsd ever gave someone not their first pick college

[fiery drift]

you ranked colleges?

[dusk cradle]

Yes

[wary kiln]

Has anyone gotten their second choice major for ucsd?

[warm juniper]

Ucsd

Ucsd ucsd ucsd

[spark vault]

Yes? Isn't that why you rank them????

[woven rune]

esdeeeeeee

[warm juniper]

Yes duh

Thats why i got revelle

👎👎👎👎👎👎

[woven rune]

we have lost the plot bro

[dusk cradle]

Wait so if I picked revelle as my 2nd choice they gonna pick me for revelle

[spark vault]

I think it's only Berk that doesn't look at alternate major

[dusk cradle]

[warm juniper]

Bruh

Why wouldnt u rank it 8th

😭

[dusk cradle]

[woven rune]

Hopefully u get revelle we all want revelle

[warm juniper]

revelle is the hardest college

but 64 is solid

only saving grace is 64

[fiery drift]

4:00 or 4:30?

[warm juniper]

5:96

[woven rune]

Everyone knows the big 3 colleges are revelle warren and erc

Those are the only 3 good ones

[warm juniper]

Yes big 3 difficult

👎

[spark vault]

Am I cooked?

[fiery drift]

Compton community College better

[short cedar]

revelle……

[warm juniper]

Bro

Warren 1st

If ur not engineering gg

[dusk cradle]

[spark vault]

😭

[warm juniper]

Oh u wre

Are

But its lowk mid

[short cedar]

i think i put 6th as first

[warm juniper]

and the middle of nowhere

[warm juniper]

Smart

[dusk cradle]

Bro when I applied I thought they meant like college dorms that you want to be in 💀

Not the GE req

[warm juniper]

...

BRO EVEN WORSE