#All UCs (2025-2026)
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Nah Zach is so right
iron man dies
Everyone applying to t20s is soo salty
wahahahaha
Roasting his application
Who else thinks life is just a “tapestry” of contradictions
NOOO
It’s not that bad
bro really said right of passage
i kind of hope so
It’s clearly ChatGPT
humility is a virtue that colleges desire in their applicants
What it takes to get on Forbes 30U30 should also get you into HYPSM
ok wait can u go to #🛩-lounge-chat I’m gonna give my predictions
for like
next season
Imagine how many legacy admits Stanford made that year
The Forbes pipeline to prison list?
kk
Again ur hating lol being salty
It’s like a natural inclination in everyone in a2c
Idk why
maybe this attitude is what gets them rejected lol
I mean I wrote the most human emotional essays I could’ve
And they’re working so far
no one should feel entitled to an acceptance
tuah point
Great university
They admit so many legacies and other fake admits
wdym by other
And when u work a full time job and ur essay is mid that’s the breaking point lol like what
Like fake admits idk what else they do
I can only think of legacy
holistic admissions means maybe they’re a bitch and their recommenders weren’t afraid to say so
or maybe the school is not a good fit
or maybe they acted like a jerk in their essays
But I’m sure there’s other ways parents game the system
Anteaters existing:
I have the most insane application pdf
I wish I could share
It sounds 100% chat
Like stupid ChatGPT too
But it got into Berkeley met
It has em dashes, says tapestry a ton of times, not just __ but also _\
im speaking anecdotally but i know quite a few people in my grade who pushed well above their weight in college admissions due to having written letters of recommendations from important people (procured by their parents)
Still got into met
Berkeley met who?
mb i thought i got in
That’s not a complete phrase
🤪
ah that’s fair
I was offered these LORs from Silicon Valley founders and an ex VP at a billion dollar company but I said no cause it’s not that genuine
Idk maybe that was stupid
p2w
How did the ucs thread turn into everything but the ucs
Idk what people are seeing
this happens in every thread ngl
What do you see?
I love it here
Lowkey what the strat is
Is to make a proxy that makes tens of thousands of dollars
Use that to pay for tutoring and essays
Met is a program at ucb
Self fulfilling system
I doubt it might js be a moral compass thing
Make a business that covers the rest of ur application
A lot of these 1M users+ ppl come across as shallow
You know there was this guy who made a proxy
Or is it just a hunch
No just a hunch
Like fake activity?
FUCK UCSD
Google Rick singer
The same people who are capable of building a large business can also optimize their writing
What u put on the market to acquire users is the same as optimizing ur essay
Damn bro went to prison
🗿
lol ik his essays were buns
I made Predictadmit.com and bought fatimahsguide.com lol
I’m gonna make it completely free
Frick all these other people
Why are you making chance me
Portal sim
Alr exist
Yeah but this is better
Also the website name does not sound like that at all
U just experience the portals
When it predicts if u were admitted
It was a cheap domain
So it is chance me
No chance %
It says yes or no and you only know the decision when you click view status update in each portal
Is it just rng
U can manually set a decision
its not predict then
My point is does it claim to deadass know ur chances by ur stats
Otherwise deepseek runs 20 different prompts and then just makes that the decisions
It’s pretty accurate though
Ok so another wrapper
gpt wrapper challenge
Guess what I used to make it
Spin a wheel of vibe coders
It’s not a wrapper because the majority of the content on the site is not ai stuff
It’s a portal simulator
😭 ✌️white guy going to japan to seek enlightenment and then realizing he wants to go to college
And you can’t ask ChatGPT to do it
So tuff
Because ChatGPT can’t simulate a portal
Do I need to ask Claude code instead
Or one of the other code AIs
Tutoring 🥀
To get an A in every class in minimal time
Hire a tutor
Spend rest of time on business
Tutor gonna show up in the class for you?
U can just go to school lol
is anyone else here from the south
No work outside of class
can you remove my qotd role please
Just 1 hour intense with someone who knows the subject
@frosty geyser are u ragebaiting
Are you still doing the work
since when was there a robot role 😭
Tutors are the biggest scam oat
For bots
Can we vote you off the server
I’m bored now
Khan academy is so shit
woah
UWORLD is better
Too complicated for you or sum
prob for LIBERALS
Need it in fortnite terms?
🤪🤪🤪
i heard from others his essays were bad or something
honestly i do ask chatgpt to dumb some of that stuff down for me
Ts is some paid online courses for Inters
Cal ai guy shouldn’t have been rejected
woah really. is it about going to japan and seeking enlightenment
They shoulda rejected a legacy to make space
what are inters
Internationals
oh so rich ppl
No
The inters taking the american tests to move here
Like usmle
Its legit a bunch of practice tests
Doctors from foreign med schools have to pass the usmle to practice in america
same
And they tend to fail it
Pins
oh
So they buy these courses to try and pass it
hard workers then
lol i just read it as i was backreading 😭
More like privileged and underqualified
so then rich people
Rich there but not rich relative to america ig
Its weird inbetween type of thing
rich relative to mississippi
Average Mississippian prolly
Upper middle
Actually some of these people are american
what is this japan essay stuff theyre talking about
ic tahnswk
scroll up
im too lazy can someone give me a chatgpt summary
ai overview 3 sentences concise no big words
^
turbo ai can you help meeee...
I laughed so hard at this when I read it
I humbly assume that the essay talked too much about what they did (which is probably already on their resume/activity list) instead of themselves
is the essay legit? like the events in it are true?
bro is just summarizing at this point
cuz how the hell did bro move to san francisco for the summer
pack it up and leave
prob true
example of great feats bad execution
sorry bro i got a 5 on my act english idk much about this shit
yea idk essays like this make me feel lowkey kinda pathetic lmao
i wrote about building banjos
its too cocky
Its also pretentious as fu k
even if it wasnt its too narrative
yea the last line of it kinda pmo
the entire thing should
the entire thing does but the last line does the most
sounds rlly entitled
and its basically saying how they don't really need college education
i feel like when u start with "i don't want to go to college" and then explain exactly why you thought that
nah this essay is alpha... 🐺
they are just listing their achievements but did not show the impact/importance
it doesn't bode well
colleges don't have a single reason to admit this blud
which is like the most impt thing
which should be enough explained in their resume or activities list
yea even if it isnt it shld be in additional info
the listing thing
true true
i personally think that essays need to bring out smt more than what they see u did
what did u guys write ur essays about if u dont mind sharing
like sure u volunteered so did 99% of other people
anything before high school shouldnt be included as activities or be considered
ye
but thats like a small issue here
i stumbled onto the original twitter thread and temu ut austin tried to recruit him 😭
wtf does that even mean
if u have an sat above 1460 or act above 33 or CLT above 105, its auto admit
otherwise they consider ur other grades and achievements if u didnt satisfy at least one of the 3 conditions
doesnt that just mean that realistically no one with sub 1460 sat gets in 😭
no
unless the school is so bad no one above 1460 applies
well u solved it
its not accredited
and very conservative
No
They have more than 1 spot
dont say liberal on their campus
cooked
im just not gonna say anything political or attend anything thats too political in college
wait cal ai was sold for over 100 million thats insane
some shi always gonna happen when politics is involved
tell me ur a democrat without telling me ur a democrat
nah jk im just joshing
idk what this means
i wish my small brain could've invented something
😭
Realistically that kid js wanted to go to college for ego
did they guy end up going to college or no
I feel like i saw a video of him going to umiami or florida or wtv
It was a little over 100M
Prob the berk engi email stuff
See pins
hes a rich fella
1% of that is still pretty rich for a young guy
He didn’t go to Miami with him
A lot more than 1% haha
From an iPhone app
Anyone with a Mac could technically do that
Just lock in
Anyone can't make 100m 😭 this more luck than effort
what if u got dn?
wtf happened with berkeley
What
Which clearly aint you 🥀
See pins
Sent an email to everyone applying engineering
Hahaha as I was saying earlier about haters in a2c
Someone not affiliated with admissions send an email that said dear admitted students or smth
Im not hating im just being realistic
I do not remember the ending of twister AT ALL what is this
So people thought they got in
Being realistic what
I know my iq
deez nuts
You need tutors that should speak for itself
I don’t
I never used tutors
Just hypothetically it would help ur college application
Your "great plan" was to "hire tutors to minimize time spent on school"
😭
bro 😭
Bruh what is your issue
Literally if you made money to pay for academic support it would both increase your ECs and academics
You have an unwarranted ego lol
You consider yourself top 99.9% of intelligence
what are u talking about man
he has beast in his name
I only said Zach was
When you arent even above the median
hes a beast!!!
Ooooo
woah median thats an ap stat word
niiice
how did they get the mailing list??
i like dank memes n deez nuts
Prolly some type of phishing
City 🅱️OI
woah how dare u call me that shit
city boy is for liberals im a real american patriot republican living in biloxi arkansas type shit
Country boi?
thats better but i prefer conservative like donald trump
Probably just asked
🤪
lol
It was a berk student/club leader
Not nobody
alright welp good luck with ur applications guys imma hop off
Think hes getting expelled for ts?
that’s crazy
Idk what's going to happen to her ngl
Probably nothing
It was a mistake
"Dear admitted students" cannot be on accident
Read pins
obviously it was 😭
My explanation has holes
Why doesBerkeley consistently do this
Mmmm
Was it that engineering honors email thing
Or like a legit bait admissions email
Not meant to be bait
Oh
Thought it was fully bait like a fake admissions email
Nahhh
What ucs is cal poly slo comparable to for comp e?
ucdn
davis?
uc deez nuts
😢
im sorry bro idk what im doing im supposed to be reading a book for lit
Walked right into it
irvine sd berk
I’m trying to decide between Purdue and cal poly slo for comp eng
I think Purdue may have a better program but it’s Indiana lol
personally i would do SLO
in state right
I m gonna be the first a2cer that gets rejected by all UCs
Anyone want to challenge me?
oh uhhh then
idk i think it just comes down to personal location preference then
but with SLO u are in california so more opportunity
True that’s why I’m kinda leaning towards slo
How is SLO CS
but idk if Purdue has more recognition for its comp eng
Lowkey I fw Davis
My relatives live in Davis I’ve gone every summer for 7 years
Such a good town
Best rural college town period
U can see the Sierra Nevada mountains from it
Built around bikes with like bike highways going between backyards and stuff
U can see the Sierras from my house but that doesn't mean it's goated unfort 💔
Davis is chill tho
Is it named after Jefferson Davis
That would be weird
California is so much better than the Midwest
Don’t take it for granted
Savor it
What is LSJU lol
official name of stanford
Pretentious ahh
Same, I'm worried it's too warm though
Santa cruz 😭
Damn everything is worse from that
Fr 😔
Are we ready for tmr chat
tmr?
We are all getting into UC Santa Barbara
🫂
i alr got in chat : D
Regents or smth?
yesss
🔥
Just to be sure
The engineering email from Berkeley doesn’t influence decisions right
most likely not
Alr Ty
np
i didnt know that everyone got it until reddit lol
See pins
It was from a leader of a club at Berk
No relationship to admissions
i just hope my friends get in so i can dorm with them
you got any engineering tips for inc undergrads?
Im an incoming undergrad as well 😭
oh 😭 cuz u said u were a learder of a club at cal
Ik unfortunately

Nah email was from club leader
Sorry if that was confusing
i looked at the rpm for physics 7a and 
oh ic
nah its for inc coe students
oh ok
Read pins
Email means nothing
thx
nah I didn't apply 
I applied all but LA bc fucla
nah I primarily only wanted to do berk but added UCLA for fun
Ah are you oos
ucla gpa 😭 🙏
int
dw me getting rejected 
alr got into UCB nah you're good
everyone knows UCB is the original uc
The 12 straight acceptances are really boosting my ego rn
I hope the next few decisions go well 
i lowk was hoping for UCI
but i got waitlisted
Uci waitlist is free
Dw
Wait u got into berk early?
yh
🔥
only 1 person at my school knows xd
Regents?
yea
wdym do a lot of ppl get off?
wow wtf no way
where can i find this
It's in the CDS they publish but it's lowk faster to just look it up on other websites
https://www.ivycoach.com/the-ivy-coach-blog/college-admissions/uc-irvine-waitlist-acceptance-rate/
Waitlisted by UC Irvine? Learn what the waitlist means and how to improve your chances of admission to the Class of 2030.
tyty
uci has gotta be yield protecting
Last couple years have been like 80% or higher, but it was lower in past so idk
All depends on yield rate
i got into davis tho so atp idek what is happening
u got into berk early bruh
pretty sure its luck tho honestly
Fr gimme gimme
even i got wl at uci
Yeah regents honestly feels random
major?
cs/compbio but i got into cmu
honestly i think u can only get 1 regents from 1 uc not all
😭
goated
I got into uci for chem eng
congrats
i see, lowk my school has beef with uci they hardly accept anyone from our school
My top 2 option atm are davis (applied chem) and uci (chem eng)
lowk id go for uci
- i heard they got a chick fil a
near the engineering building (might be wrong tho)
I literally can't figure out Irvine
Everyone I see in this thread is either hating on it or talking about the ABGs
ig thats fair
i dont rlly know anything deep about either school but irvine probably has a better location no?
i heard davis makes ur legs hurt
and it smells like cows 24/7
this is true
like theres a lot of things to do in oc. and la is an hour away
im really hoping tmrow goes well so I dont have to stress for the rest of the month
like im ngl i really do not like davis or irvine
dont fw la too much either but like they have really good math
ill legit take any of the three
Lowk do I just live at home at go to UCSC instead 😭
nah cuz arent people like uncivilized in ucsc
im in La and its mid
walking in a forest at night
is a nuh uh for me
It's fun ngl
really? i live in la too and i feel like im getting more attached to it now now that im a senior
I mean I don't hang out at the campus much I just live in Santa cruz
its sun every day 😭
i love rain and cold but no its just blasting heat 24/7
weather is boring but i do like it a lot
SC ain't hilly 😭
oh
uh
i remmeber my family drove up there cuz my sis touring or wtv
and when we went to drive up this hill
holy headache
From what I can tell though public transport kinda sucks and you need to use our shitty bus system
Campus isnt super walkable but there's campus buses
I mean it's not flat, but it's not San Francisco either
bro i legit cant do ts waiting
and i legit have to actually do shit tmrow instead of just sleeping until 4pm
to timeskip
I'm waking up at 6am tmrw
Highly unfortunate
yep
That’s not how server icons work
I will just not change it or give Boston college both spots
Or I will put up another UC
Ah like actual stuff I see
Wait so when does ucla come out
what is Santa Barbara’s mascot
the word is this friday
who ping
So basically some frat at Berkeley accidentally sent this email to all engineer applicants
And everyone thought they got in base on the wording of the email, so everyone thought it’s a likely letter
But it turns out everyone got that email and it means nothing
Truly a frat move I would say
will berkley punish the frat
lmao
did anyone get the correction email
I didn’t
are you OOS
no
none of my friends got it as well
so
tau beta phi is not a frat 💀
oh ok i hope it means nothing
it says in the email they’re a honor society
also the responsibility fell onto the admissions office to send the correct mailing list
is ucsb coming out tmr gang
Yes
Lmao it was meant for admitted students
The covered it up and said it was for bay students which I find bs
my school is in massachusetts and they sent it to me lol
The correction or mass email
The mass email was a mistake btw
the actual email but they sent it to everyone
How does one even email all the engineering applicants to a college at once 😭
send all button
ez
Someone said it was an AI emailer
You right
That has access to all applicants??
maybe but what is done is done
just chill on the emails
Fr
Berkeley = aura
if i get in to 👀
why would u have cal in the start
Yo did u guys see the Reddit
?
yo what 😭
because reddit sucks
This actually had me crying
what does beta have to do wtih reddit
Some fucking moron said on the UCSD astrology
oh
Ohh
woah curse words
The Hijab one?
hes using the f word!!
😭
If the girl in the image had a hijab u got in 💀💀💀
ban him!!!!!!!
Like
ok but the real idiots are the ppl who believe that
That is the most moronic thing I’ve ever heard
No dude I didn’t fall for it but like
u reacted to his ragebait
I genuinely pisses me off
Link?
Genuinely deserve to have their first amendment revoked ngl
People gotta stop posting to post dude
no the real dumbos are the ones that believed a portal astrology that said to withdraw your application
ok that was in the past
Oof
You ever heard of a mailing list
mb like the real dumbos are the ones that commit to ucsd 😂
NVM found
Yeah this is stupid
0/10 ragebait
😭😭
bro thought he was funny
theres no way
😭
- kid with full name on discord
😠🐐✌️😓😭😨😨😮😹😂🤣
yes it’s my real name trust me
Hey I appreciate their efforts more room for us
search up Jake lee on a database
@placid crystal jakelee is a negative asset to the discord can we ban him
1 application =gunnahep u
he provides -6.7 value to us
I bring joy and smiles to the world 🌎
ok
Oh fuck
Dude you’re so right
I’m gonna
Put myself in timeout or something holy shit I’m stupid 😭
A2Cers when they remember there was a functioning world before ChatGPT
LMFAO
Nah it’s conspiracy theory
day [syntax error] of fucla
fucla
thats nearly one year of fucla for me 🥀 🥀
last year ucla decision time i just finished a tennis game or some shi
getting ready to watch my hs' male beauty and talent pageant
everyone in the general vicinity got cooked by ucla besides one of my friends 😭
bro i am international and they still sent it to me lol
boutta join the getting cooked gng 📣
Yea
k that makes sense vro 💀
They got into the other UCs
did you expect that to happen for an oos school 💀
the only reason california hs' have so many people get in is because 75% of the senior class applies
TU DU DU DU
12/200 be like
Same person who spelled Berkeley wrong
imagine if every highschool's entire senior class in the country applied to ucla and berk
thank god oos students have to pay 2x more or else instate students would never ever get in
everyone applies to umich so everyone gets cooked
increase oos tuition UCs and my life is yours
fr
150k a year tuition not including housing for oos NOW
5 million dollar tuition for intls
instate students now go for free
oos students will pay 50k extra for housing and mealplan costs will triple
you will also be mandated to wear hats that say OOS
and everyone will throw eggs at you
this year UCLA decision time watch me lay in bed as I refresh my portal 294829 times /j
ur gonna be hit by a wall of text whether you get in or not
USC TUITION NOW
usc tuition is like 73k
yeah they just flashbang you with the decision
me every decision trying to figure out the outcome:
fucla
like deadass no wait no "an update has been made to your application" its just there
i had to read through and i thought i got rejected at first
but they write allat for waitlist
like sybau
'we believe you have the potential to succeed'
then their wl rejection is like super blunt compared to normal rejection
so we're offering you a place on our waitlist!
if yall get waitlisted they have a prompt in there for a loci
do that as soon as possible
wait is that one fcfs
the word count is humongous
they took a lot of people off the waitlist last year you guys lwk have a good chance i feel
they should've taken ME off
Which school
ucla
everyone and their mom got taken off in this server
and didn't go cuz they had ivies or some other shi
I’ll get straight rejection dw
oh is ucla this friday
+1 'undeclared social sciences' ahh type shit
why did I think that was a good idea
predicted
good luck
Wait what’s the prompt and word count
fucla
could've been worse
fucla
i just wanted clout
fucla
berk took like nobody off LMAO
THIS
its just additional information you wanna add
i forgot the word count
Oh fucla
Berk is better
berk sucks too
was funny bc the wl was small
everyone and their mom gets into berk here
cuz 70% of the server is california
ig i can't complain about the UCs anymore
I just need berk/usc
the odds were low
Yeah
its just a matter of luck ig
Fusc
not like i was an exemplary student in the first place
my friend said this and got rejected from usc
and then bro got into ucla engineering
like vro
i need him to give me a swipe
UCLA tiramisu!!!
i can get better tiramisu elsewhere
its LA after all
at ucla and usc even if the food on campus is decent your wallet still hurts because the better food is really close
like i can walk to a michelin star restaurant
you can,but making it is part of the fun
yeah sd food isn't really the best unfortunately
unless you got a car
fuck ucsd parking
i had good poke there
My friends r complaining abt this a lot lol
nobody got time for that
that shit is genuinely so expensive
ts why i stayed close to home 🙏
I heard the UCLA gelato slaps though
probably
No
My wallet spends 0
It does
people don't doordash like crazy?
I don’t
And lowkey only during finals
Late night
ur one individual
Even that isn’t crazy
like i don't get outside food a lot
Many ppl here don’t
cuz im broke
damn the only place near here like that is only for 21+
but it ain't free 🥀
ig if people had dining dollars
even the rich kids stay on campus to eat?
his season rn 😭
yeah that car is shiiiit
frrrr
at least ferrari is doing good this year 🙏
we have an engine worst than v6 ecoboost
ferrari curse will come up soon dw
given our strategists i'd argue it already came up
damn the Davis package lowkey just a promo letter + printed admission letter
Limited resources/overcrowded
Berkeley one was just the admission letter and tuition cost with room and board 😭
no sticker or haas wallet 😔
ik ur so excited to come here 😊 now pay up 😡😡
hel na 😭
Worse than last year ngl
Not really
Average study W
my wallet hurts from like 15 bucks
yall really never go explore the restaurants around?
i don't mean like getting food every day
like once in a while
and it still hurts cuz its expensive 🥀
package?
what package?
I’m never going back
I go out of Westwood
sometimes but im from la so i only go out to treat myself
lowks the dining halls and food trucks keep me from spending so much because theyre so good
rip aloha fridays u will be dearly missed
de neve late night hates to see me coming too
Did the logo change bc of the UC Berkeley scare?
no its UCLA
no
it’s ucla
cause it’s coming this Fri
Should I change it to Berkeley
I can also open up the opportunity to make this year’s Ivy day icon and banner
oh hell nah
my predictions is i am going to be rejected
from UC Berk and UCLA
Never?? What happened
Or are you never going back to non-study places lol
ohhh ok mb
Def for the berkeley scare zehahaha
i'm employed what was the berkeley scare
engineering society sent out an email to all engineering applicants for an admitted students event
People thought they got in lmao
They sent an email for a club for all engineering applicants
Which made people THINK they got in and basically gave everyone a good scare
but would berk sell its soul to you?
oh lmao
wait what’s the server image school
for today
nvm I see
is UCLA today???? Thought it was Friday
it's Friday
it was yesterday your cooked 🙏🙏
This msg was dated 21 March
Almost there
7 hours until sb
PLEASE UCSB I NEED THIS
What are the chances of getting uc Berkeley for comp sci with a 3.83 unweighted gpa but 13 APs taken and no scores submitted
I’m oos
Berk is holistic
Like very
So idk
U prob have a chance
Depends on ur EC and narrative
Like would I get filtered out cause my goa is low and no scores?
I hope I get into UC Berk too
Berk ain’t that mean
yall think ucsd might release with ucsb
ucsd never coming out
Chat are we ready for sb?
can confirm we're rejecting everyone
Ucsd prob rejected everyone bc of portal astrology 
yea u guys deserve it
Theres a chick fil a, in n out, chipotle, blaze pizza, and a trader joes in utc
why was there a ping in this channel
what time is SB today
(It’s really not as good as it’s sounds)
3pm Pacific iirc
i swr they alwaysdrop on friday
Def Friday
100% coming on fri
Fucla
I need ucsd and ucla to come out on thursday so im not thinking about ts during mock trial states
Let's break tradition and NOT do Friday tysm
Why the fuck i am seeing max verstappen 😭😭😭
this reel means it’s delayed for another 3 weeks
imagine its right outside the engineering building to 👀
what accepted
Prob 20th see pins
SB in 2 hours
Wait uci got in n out?
I chose the wrong school
Im so in n out deprived
CFA is the best
I should go walk to in n out rn
In n out sucks
Theyre lwk transphobic chicken
Like its tasty chicken but in every purchase ur supporting absolute bigotry
idc they are the best
Pins
I think it’s still gonna be Friday
is ucla today



