UC Berkeley (2024-2025)

[winter widget]

he goes to my school 😭

ye

[hearty wing]

ayeeee

i applied GS

gonna do cs/eco and go into quant

after

trust gang

all gonna work out

[winter widget]

REAL

[stoic warren]

like the kid from my school who applied berkeley education and is stuck with it

[twin halo]

what’s gs

oh yeah i’ve heard berkeley it’s like ur just stuck

[hearty wing]

gender studies

[twin halo]

oh

[winter widget]

i guess he's stuck with it now 😭

[twin halo]

i thought u meant geoscience

and i was like oop i got rejected for that

LMAOOO

[hearty wing]

gg

well

I got 5 likelies

[winter widget]

im like talking with him rn
he says he's committing no matter what 😭

[hearty wing]

from 5 ivys except yale

for my work in advancing gender

[twin halo]

i cannot tell if ur trolling lmao

but either way it’s none of my business i suppose

[hearty wing]

bruh

[stoic warren]

people would go to any university regardless of major just for the name 😭

[hearty wing]

im trolling

calm

[twin halo]

LMAO

[twin halo]

i am calm

[hearty wing]

calm shyt

[twin halo]

i have 1.5 days to learn all of cs a from scratch

let’s go

[winter widget]

well hi there calm

[vernal flame]

!quant

[light ocean]

Ding!

Looks like someone's brought up quant again!

I think it’d be better if you analyzed some grass instead.

Used 1877 times.

[shrewd cairn]

damn

paranoia astrology

[thorny storm]

what time was berkely coming out?

[winter widget]

march

[quaint viper]

oh shit sorry i forgot

[jagged pulsar]

!rule 4

[light ocean]

#📜-rules

​Rule 4: Prohibited Content (Admissions Related)

​Don't discuss chance-mes, lying/cheating, portal astrology, or affirmative action. If you don't know what any of these are, you can double check their meaning in #📜-rules. Mods may ask you to change the topic at any time, even if a topic isn't listed here.

[molten lava]

how it feels to have to tell the berkeley megathread over and over again to stop doing portal astrology (don’t do it pls)

[shrewd cairn]

so true

even though im not a mod ik it brings unncessary panic 😭

still

[molten lava]

don’t make me pull out the ant again

[shrewd cairn]

fr 😭

bruh

[quasi quartz]

nvm imma bout to loose social credits

[old halo]

insert controversial portal astrology 😱

[molten lava]

awesome choice thank u ❤️

[shrewd cairn]

anyway

the other day me and someone else in this thread decided to develop the concepts for a uc horror game

[molten lava]

please share

[old halo]

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[shrewd cairn]

so you play as a prospective student as the game is centered around celebration, and you meet joe bruin (ucla mascot), who becomes your guide in the first half of the game, though from the beginning onwards he begins to exhibit odd symptoms and behavior.

king triton is the narrator.

davis cow is the odd gardener you encounter you can offer you odd buffs; though these buffs always have some kind of backfire while giving a benefit or are outright tricks (ex. a vegetable that grants you more visibility but lowers speed)

oski, sammy, peter (uci anteater) and the gaucho are the characters roaming around the celebration building, which becomes more distorted as the game goes on; it slowly morphs into a ransacked and abandoned wearhouse-esk building.

the highlander is a guy you encounter on every mission in the game, who will offer the player advice, though he is not someone to be fully trusted as he is a known liar whose words may lead the player down a death trap.

when the player is caught by sammy, oski, peter or the gaucho, their deaths depend on who they are caught by:

sammy
oski - simply punching the player in the head
peter - strangulation using his long nose, which is wrapped around the doomed player's neck
gaucho - stabbing or shooting; the latter can be evaded as this can happen if the gaucho sees the player from afar, but the stabbing cannot be evaded.
sammy - pin down the player as he smothers them.

easter eggs (fun stuff seen around the ruined building for detail and not make the location look boring)
daria posters (mainly the sick sad world one) - in reference to how mike judge went to ucsd for physics.
anime merch scattered about - among uci's alumni is a voice actress known for her roles in games like fire emblem, some of the hoyoverse titles and persona.
oppenheimer/worn down radioactive signs - berkeley was a major institute involved in the manhattan project; oppenheimer once taught there pre-wwii.

part 1 of ?

the style of the game is similar to doki doki literature club, where the game looks bright on the outside but progressively gets more darker as you go on

more for easter eggs those costco food court signs for the prices of the food, though the churro is in place of the chocolate chip cookie

in reference to the various costco clubs that exist at some uc campuses

if youre asking where merced is he's probably a cat that follows the player around

[jagged pulsar]

holy yap

[rapid shoal]

i ain't reading allat im ngl

[supple maple]

omg this seems so interesting 👀 i would love to play this

[shrewd cairn]

tyyy

i had fun developing the world of the game

[supple maple]

omg the Easter eggs 🥹 bro this is so fleshed out

[shrewd cairn]

fr its also fun learning about some people you've heard of but you never realized they went to a uc

or were somehow tied to one

easter eggs are here not only for aesthetic but trivia to an extent

[molten lava]

would play 10/10

[shrewd cairn]

thanks

[vivid fractal]

Oski should use the stanford axe

[shrewd cairn]

ok even better

also some missing persons posters for the usc trojan and the stanford tree

also some for sdsu too

some missing persons posters for usc, stanford and sdsu

[main prawn]

OMG HELP

DID YOU COMPILE OUR MESSAGES INTO ONE BIG THING

this is so fire omfg

[shrewd cairn]

yes

updates though there’s now missing persons signs plastered on the walls of the building, featuring the usc trojan, stanford tree and whatever sdsu’s mascot is

[main prawn]

LMAO

arent they the aztecs??? or smth

[shrewd cairn]

yeah there the aztecs

he’s on a missing persons sign

alongside stanford and the trojan

[lost zodiac]

have u guys played the UC dating sim 😭

[shrewd cairn]

LMAO THATS A REAL THING?

describe the visuals

[lost zodiac]

it's called UC Love and it's free on steam/itch.io LMAO my friends and i played it at school once

there's like personifications of the UCs it's very silly

[shrewd cairn]

lemme guess they’re those anime girls

or are they cartoony

OK WHY DOES THIS GO SO HARD

ik the girl in the middle is uci

[lost zodiac]

LMAO yes iirc

[shrewd cairn]

from the steam listing the girls in the photo are as follows (from left to right)

berkeley, ucla, irvine, riverside and santa barbara

there’s also 2 hidden romanceable characters

[desert pewter]

we gotta execute whoever made this

[shrewd cairn]

the art really goes hard though

[desert pewter]

wait its a fucking game???

[winter widget]

BET

[shrewd cairn]

yes since 2022

[winter widget]

ok wait

where's ucsd

[shrewd cairn]

it’s on steam for free

[desert pewter]

on steam?

...

[shrewd cairn]

i’m going to guess hidden love interest

[winter widget]

im hopping on

[desert pewter]

alright fuck it

im hopping on

[shrewd cairn]

good luck you two

[winter widget]

me

HAHAHAHAHA

[shrewd cairn]

it’s supposed to stand for university of california, love

[winter widget]

so true

[desert pewter]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2309270/?snr=1_5_9__205

Steam

UC Love

ABOUT
UC Love is a humorous, touching, and wholesome anime-style dating simulator with characters that have three-dimensional personalities. The characters are personifications of many of the University of California schools + a few surprises ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)! There are various locations to visit, minigames to play, and secrets to find!

****…

▶ Play video

HOP ON

[winter widget]

dot dot dot

who's tommy supposed to be LMAO

[vernal flame]

LMAO

[shrewd cairn]

TOMMY 😭

[winter widget]

wait hold on

[shrewd cairn]

i’m assuming that’s the main characters name

like the guy you’re playing as

[winter widget]

i can't livestream </3

[shrewd cairn]

😭

[winter widget]

no i think thats usc

[desert pewter]

ill livestream if you actually want to watch

[shrewd cairn]

take as many screen shots as you can

[winter widget]

this dude

[shrewd cairn]

oh yeah bc trojan and tommy both start with t

[winter widget]

no like i physically cant live stream in vc

[shrewd cairn]

it’s ok take as many screenshots as you can

[shrewd cairn]

STAN FORD IS WILD

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

TOMMY TROJAN SOUNDS SO OUT OF CONTEXT

[winter widget]

LMFAO

[shrewd cairn]

😭

[desert pewter]

who the fuck made this game

They NEED hard labour

[shrewd cairn]

i don’t blame bearbox

[shrewd cairn]

no 💋

[winter widget]

i think i know who the two hidden love interests are...

[stoic warren]

oh hell no get me out of here

@winter widget can you gift me this game instead of that furry game

[desert pewter]

like what events led me to downloading and playing this game

[winter widget]

play it.

[desert pewter]

its free

[stoic warren]

oh shit deadass

downloaded

[winter widget]

ye

[desert pewter]

how has my life dipped down this low

[shrewd cairn]

i just found the creator’s reddit

[desert pewter]

to where im playing fucking UC Love

[stoic warren]

don't worry i can't dip down lower than this

[winter widget]

ive seen your steam...

[stoic warren]

you don't like needy streamer overdose or whatever that game is

[desert pewter]

lmfao all the UCS are merging???

[winter widget]

you play nekopara and huniepop....

where's my money

[desert pewter]

The uni campus is gonna be the size of san francisco lol

[shrewd cairn]

so the creator was a ucla student

[stoic warren]

hey not my fault my friends gifted that

[shrewd cairn]

like the ucla newspaper has an article about this game

[winter widget]

you PLAYED IT 😭

guys do you think ucr is an abg

[desert pewter]

UC's being broke joke is indeed there

[desert pewter]

has to be hispanic right

[winter widget]

no thats merced

[shrewd cairn]

^

[stoic warren]

most def

UCR is an abg

[shrewd cairn]

irvine looks like a girl at my school

[stoic warren]

all the UCs are disproportionately asian

[desert pewter]

ok they can afford a mobile robot for every student but they cant add the A back

[shrewd cairn]

yes

[winter widget]

ok i have $100

where do i go

[shrewd cairn]

like 35+% asian

[signal parrot]

give me 2 dolla

[stoic warren]

wow so there's only 5 ucs there

[shrewd cairn]

aside from merced

[stoic warren]

lame

[winter widget]

the name is more accurate that way

[stoic warren]

they're missing ucsc, uc davis, uc merced, and the best one ucsf

[winter widget]

who's davina

OH MY GOD IS THAT DAVIS

[shrewd cairn]

SHOW

SHOW

[desert pewter]

Where's caltech

[shrewd cairn]

YES

OMG 😭

[stoic warren]

NEVERMIND 😭

[shrewd cairn]

THE COW PRINT

IM CRYING

[shrewd cairn]

HELPPP

https://dailybruin.com/2023/02/23/dating-simulator-uc-love-allows-bruins-to-experience-cross-campus-connections

[stoic warren]

i can't be caught playing ts 😭 💔

[winter widget]

...why is this the only answer

[winter widget]

i caught you playing huniepop and crush crush the other day 😭

[desert pewter]

If i get forced to move to UCLA from Berkeley im blowing up

[stoic warren]

no you didn't bruh i can prove

[winter widget]

so thats why i got waitlisted

[desert pewter]

in front of the government buildings in the area for underfunding us

[winter widget]

bro you have the trading cards

[stoic warren]

i paid for them to get the showcase 😭

[desert pewter]

Damn you cant even get into the UCs in a video game LMFAO

[stoic warren]

best $3 investment ever

[desert pewter]

im sorry

[shrewd cairn]

on my way to make personified ucs including ucsf 🤩

[winter widget]

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-surprised-excited-happy-gif-15904145

[desert pewter]

UCSF has to be the older woman

or just a grad student idk

[shrewd cairn]

yes

[stoic warren]

grad student with glasses

[winter widget]

who's kelly

[shrewd cairn]

maruki vibes

[shrewd cairn]

berkeley

[stoic warren]

ber-kelly

[shrewd cairn]

yes

[winter widget]

"don't ask me why" LMAO

HAHAHAHA

she's so standoffish

[stoic warren]

UC love is similar to games you've played such as hunie pop 2

[desert pewter]

shes perfect

[winter widget]

ok buddy we're not you

[stoic warren]

that's what steam is telling me 😭

[shrewd cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/takuto-maruki-p5r-persona-persona-5-happy-thursday-gif-6423406713074644256

[winter widget]

👀

[fathom oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-microphone-interview-walk-gif-2478024445377708296

I got no words

[shrewd cairn]

ucsf core

[winter widget]

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-surprised-excited-happy-gif-15904145

[shrewd cairn]

MERCED

[desert pewter]

alright my ass needs to get on the grind

[winter widget]

she's just like me....

SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FR (last year)

[stoic warren]

who's tommy supposed to be

[winter widget]

usc

[stoic warren]

for trojan?

[winter widget]

yeah mr tommy trojan

[shrewd cairn]

yeah

[stoic warren]

oh i'm still playing thorugh is there a skip button

[winter widget]

fuck

[woven cypress]

hi are you guys ok

[winter widget]

she's not an abg

[shrewd cairn]

yeah

[stoic warren]

latina 😭

[fathom oracle]

I support bringing back firing squads

[winter widget]

dot dot dot

[fathom oracle]

Cause this is not sane

[stoic warren]

oh hell nah get me outta here

[desert pewter]

bro this coffee game is card

[fathom oracle]

You know what

[shrewd cairn]

ngl i feel inspired rn

[winter widget]

AWOOOGA

[fathom oracle]

This is not my problem

I am leaving this chat

[desert pewter]

that was my first thought

[winter widget]

wait she rejected me

[desert pewter]

but like actually

its not that bad

[winter widget]

fuck her nvm

[stoic warren]

this is the berkeley chat you have to be open minded avi

[desert pewter]

just like real life

[fathom oracle]

I CANNOT believe I have to say that

[shrewd cairn]

holy shit

[fathom oracle]

DO NOT STAR THAT

[vernal flame]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAOOOO

[desert pewter]

theres no e-sex its sfw

I think

[vernal flame]

"i think"

[winter widget]

ill change that.

[desert pewter]

yeah its sfw

[stoic warren]

NOOO

[vernal flame]

DID SOMEONE SCREENSHOT

[woven cypress]

avi don't give them ideas

[shrewd cairn]

i mean this game was made by a ucla student and it’s on the newspaper 🤷

[woven cypress]

lord knows they're already insane as is

[desert pewter]

im locked tf in to this coffee minigame

[fathom oracle]

Sometimes we have to build walls to keep out the bad things

[stoic warren]

whwhy the fuck is it red

[winter widget]

....nunya business

[fathom oracle]

Please they found the game at least one of them is trying to do that already

[jagged pulsar]

four more guys come on lets do thi

[vernal flame]

LMAO

[woven cypress]

😭😭😭😭

[shrewd cairn]

i’m already getting ideas to make my own set of uc characters including ucsf

[winter widget]

is she crying

[fathom oracle]

50 bucks that one of you freaks as soon as you found the game was trying to romance UCI to get that E-ABG

[winter widget]

...mayhaps

[desert pewter]

berkeley

[shrewd cairn]

yes

[fathom oracle]

You're no better

[hardy ermine]

LET ME IN (i'm already in)
LET ME IN (i'm already in)
LET ME IN (i'm already in)
LET ME IN (i'm already in)
LET ME IN (i'm already in)

[vernal flame]

star star star

[desert pewter]

true

[shrewd cairn]

YES YOU WILL QUEEN

[desert pewter]

if you play the game and romance berkeley youll get in trust

[winter widget]

UCSC

[stoic warren]

oh my goodness

[winter widget]

HAHAHAHA

[jagged pulsar]

god of course this is a fucla thing

[shrewd cairn]

she so yellow

[hardy ermine]

the birds have told me i'm getting in... the birds are singing

[fathom oracle]

NO

NO NO NO

[shrewd cairn]

YES

[hard zephyr]

e-abg is wild

[shrewd cairn]

LMFAOOO

[stoic warren]

it looks like rappa

[desert pewter]

the freaks in this server have absorbed me into their ranks

[fathom oracle]

Besides we already have female UCSC

The kids here created her

[shrewd cairn]

show

[stoic warren]

star this message someone

[jagged pulsar]

least socially inept fucla students

[hard zephyr]

no way

[winter widget]

vore....

[shrewd cairn]

this is so cursed

😭

[desert pewter]

my character is just a wagie

[jagged pulsar]

okay lets move on from this convo

[shrewd cairn]

she’s so cute

[fathom oracle]

Thats all you get

[shrewd cairn]

I SAW THAT

ik

[stoic warren]

WHAT DID I JUST SEE

[shrewd cairn]

that was enough anyway

LMAO

😭

[fathom oracle]

I BLAME THE ANIME CLUB

[woven cypress]

wait why she kinda fire

[fathom oracle]

THEY CREATED IT

[desert pewter]

fucking freaks

[winter widget]

you really made her a body pillow huh

[stoic warren]

are you living in the 20th century what's up with the black and white

[hardy ermine]

i'm actually really happy i'm selling out for uc berkeley because i didn't really want to go into academia in my heart of hearts

i want to make money

[shrewd cairn]

yes queen

[vernal flame]

LMAOOOOOOO

[winter widget]

is this sb?

[vernal flame]

yea

[fathom oracle]

Hey do not blame me

[stoic warren]

😭

i tried to look for slug girl but i saw this instead

[woven cypress]

real

[shrewd cairn]

yall im probably going to make my own set of uc characters watch out 🤩

[woven cypress]

i would die for her

[shrewd cairn]

https://tenor.com/view/floptok-laugh-jiafei-gif-2054490483679855133

[winter widget]

me too

[shrewd cairn]

she’s so pretty

[vernal flame]

one more star

[winter widget]

they have a gym minigame...

[shrewd cairn]

omg 😭

[vernal flame]

queen

[winter widget]

HAHAHA

[desert pewter]

wait you can just sit in your room and doomscroll all day?

peak game

[cinder cairn]

crazy how the berkeley early/regents at my school

[winter widget]

HAHAHA WHAT

[cinder cairn]

Are not even really considering berkeley

[jagged pulsar]

of course they had to open with the fact that theyre a cs major

[stoic warren]

slug

[shrewd cairn]

i love this ngl

[winter widget]

damn they're really calling me out

[cinder cairn]

wtf anime girl ucsc

[shrewd cairn]

kelly

[stoic warren]

better than the one avi posted 😭

[desert pewter]

I gotta imagine people draw their dream college out painstakingly for hours and then just get rejected

[shrewd cairn]

the watercolor effect is chefs kiss

[cinder cairn]

ts not my name

[fiery ridge]

Is ucd hot

[vernal flame]

freaky boy

[fathom oracle]

Yeah the anime club has a full on cardboard cutout of her

[cinder cairn]

ucd has abgs

[desert pewter]

every uc does

[fiery ridge]

Are abgs worth 80k

[stoic warren]

BART waifus 😭

[cinder cairn]

Theres boba in bay area but its dookie

[shrewd cairn]

this is what she looks like

[stoic warren]

what are they even doing atp

[vernal flame]

now THIS is something i can get behind

i love bart

[winter widget]

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth

[fiery ridge]

Would date

[jagged pulsar]

ABGs dont even exist

theyre this decade's manic pixie dream girl

[shrewd cairn]

RIVERSIDE??

[stoic warren]

bruh idek if i wanna post the UCI one

[fiery ridge]

Pls

[desert pewter]

MOTHER???

[narrow dagger]

Oh boy this was here last year

[winter widget]

of course she has cat ears

[shrewd cairn]

help a similar instance happened last year 😭??

[vernal flame]

would she date u is the question

[stoic warren]

here's the irvine mascot as an anime girl

[winter widget]

wanna star this #1319803525810749490 message

[fathom oracle]

NAH I KNOW A GIRL CALLED IRENE THAT IS ASIAN THAT GOES TO UCI

[stoic warren]

looks like arthur

[fiery ridge]

Ur right 😭

[shrewd cairn]

what do you expect from a school whose alumni includes a hoyoverse voice actress

[winter widget]

man she's just like me

[narrow dagger]

No the dating sim

[shrewd cairn]

ik

[vernal flame]

YAY

[narrow dagger]

I got ya

[fathom oracle]

Horrible

[shrewd cairn]

queen

[vernal flame]

pogchamp 😭

[fiery ridge]

Smh old brainrot

[desert pewter]

ok what does berkeley like

[jagged pulsar]

good lord

[fiery ridge]

Flowers

[shrewd cairn]

stationery

[winter widget]

ucsf

[desert pewter]

its unironically so fucking fun

[shrewd cairn]

MOTHER

[shrewd cairn]

😭 🙏 🧎‍➡️

[winter widget]

MILF

MOMMY

[shrewd cairn]

QUEEN

😭 🙏

[fiery ridge]

...

[desert pewter]

why is usc so stupid

[winter widget]

guys

do i

[shrewd cairn]

if you want to then 🤷

[fiery ridge]

Yes

[desert pewter]

yes

[vernal flame]

IM DYING

[winter widget]

oh...

[vernal flame]

YES DO IT

[vernal flame]

LMAOOOOOOO

[stoic warren]

oh no

biggest freak in modern history 😭

[winter widget]

I DONT CARE ETHICS ARE FAKE I NEED MOMMY

[jagged pulsar]

because it was made by stupid ass fucla students

[hardy ermine]

your friend doing ling + math, are they doing pure or applied?

[winter widget]

sobbing

[desert pewter]

it worked

[vernal flame]

one more star

[stoic warren]

look at the starboard 😭

[fiery ridge]

How close are u to rizzing

[desert pewter]

damn nevermind

[fathom oracle]

Please do not edate the UC campuses on the a2c discord server. Thank you for your cooperation

[fiery ridge]

WHAT

[shrewd cairn]

aw

[fiery ridge]

-1000 aura

[shrewd cairn]

we angered queen kelly 😭

[hardy ermine]

not even berkeley....

[desert pewter]

let me cook

[winter crow]

just an fyi cdss is new and is not doing the hottest in terms of management

[shrewd cairn]

have yall even seen san diego yet

[fathom oracle]

cdss?

[winter widget]

not yet

[desert pewter]

nope

[winter crow]

computing dept

[hardy ermine]

good thing i'm doing math

[shrewd cairn]

college of data sciences at ucb

[winter crow]

yeah i would strongly recommend applied maths

atm

[hardy ermine]

parousia did you tag anywhere

[winter crow]

ya

[fathom oracle]

Ah ok

[winter crow]

i tagged uci

tapped ucla

[hardy ermine]

oh sick!!

[winter crow]

spmp'd berkeley

i didnt do anything for ucsd

[fathom oracle]

I thought you were just doing LA and Berkeley

[vernal flame]

where is ucsd in this sim bro

[winter crow]

well uci is my

[hardy ermine]

transfer decisions are evil why do they release in april

[winter crow]

last minute safety

[shrewd cairn]

fr 😭

[winter crow]

ucla is like my kinda safety

[shrewd cairn]

like give us our king triton queen

[winter crow]

since AR% is super high

[fathom oracle]

I thought Santa Barbara was the safety

[winter crow]

for honors

[winter crow]

no

[fathom oracle]

Cause of actuary stuff

[winter crow]

i dont like ucsb

[fathom oracle]

Oh ok

[hardy ermine]

why not?

[fathom oracle]

Sorry I forgot

[winter widget]

guys

[vernal flame]

ong

[winter crow]

my stepsister goes there

[hardy ermine]

ohh

[vernal flame]

china

[hardy ermine]

these are the david vases! they were made in 1350s Yuan dynasty china, which was under mongol rule

[vernal flame]

this guy

[winter crow]

also i dont like ucsb's queer culture

[winter widget]

ok i should probably stop with the screenshots

[hardy ermine]

they're made out of porcelain and cobalt that comes from iran

[hardy ermine]

what's it like?

[winter crow]

mid

[fathom oracle]

Whats wrong with it

[winter crow]

its just one big friend group

lol

[shrewd cairn]

oh

[winter crow]

also mostly non-queer individuals out of consequence

[shrewd cairn]

i’m introverted as hell so i probably wouldn’t last a day at ucsb anyway (i was rejected) 🤷

[hardy ermine]

i think berkeley fits me the best out of all the UCs

[vernal flame]

uc shperkly

[shrewd cairn]

yes queen

you get that cal

and rule this world

[winter crow]

tbh i dont like ucla culture that much

like i know thats my top school rn

[woven cypress]

pure

[shrewd cairn]

anyway time to brainstorm my set of uc people 🤩

[winter crow]

but i reallhy dont like ucla culture

[winter widget]

...can i date stanford?

[winter crow]

i dont like berkeley

id rather go to ucsd lol

but i have friends at ucla

[vernal flame]

be so fr

[winter crow]

and my partner probably will go to ucla

[winter widget]

i can date stanford

[winter crow]

no im deadass

my main career field doesnt require prestige

[woven cypress]

elaborate

[shrewd cairn]

^

[fiery ridge]

Stanford feels hard to rizz but once you rizz he's a great bf

[winter crow]

ive had friends who have been trying to go into cdss and faculty has been a bitch about it

[shrewd cairn]

like i know it’s a brand new department but still

[desert pewter]

please tell me theres a way to get ucsf back

[winter crow]

i know other people who use l&s academic advisorsrather than cdss

even though theyre in cdss

[fathom oracle]

Why UCSD

[winter crow]

also stats profs have just traditionally sucked (this much is not new)

[woven cypress]

oh fair

[shrewd cairn]

i see

[winter crow]

i've heard it's socially dead and it appeals to me

[fathom oracle]

Ah ok

[winter crow]

id rather have a smaller friend grup

group

tbh

[shrewd cairn]

yes

same here

[vivid fractal]

thas crazy

[woven cypress]

;(((

[winter widget]

ucsd go tritons rahhhh

[shrewd cairn]

you also get nice ocean views and sea lions

[shrewd cairn]

RAHHH

[winter crow]

ive been hanging a lot w too many people

socialising is exhausting

[shrewd cairn]

true

no wonder santa barbara doesn’t want me 🤷

[winter crow]

ucsb is alright

[vivid fractal]

that's life though man that's what it's all about

[winter widget]

USC CANT READ HAHA

[winter crow]

id rather socialise with the same group of ppl tbh

[grizzled shuttle]

UC Berkeley please 🙏🏿

[fiery ridge]

How...

[winter crow]

back in hs i didnt really have a lot of close friends

but i had a lot of people i knew

like im gonna be upfront

[shrewd cairn]

FOR REAL? LIKE IS HE ACTUALLY ILLITERATE

[winter crow]

when i became homeless

nobody actually gave a fuck lmao

in my old city

& in my old hs

except for one person in ucla which i have created a friend group in

[winter widget]

maybe

[winter crow]

👅

we have been hanging every week so it's cool

[shrewd cairn]

i see

[stoic warren]

tongue

[winter widget]

guys am i being hit on

[winter crow]

but yeah my rankings rn are ucla > ucsd > cal > uci > everywhere else

[shrewd cairn]

she’s a diva

[winter widget]

which uc school even is this

[winter crow]

ucla is highest because i already have an officer position there

[stoic warren]

what is ts supposed to mean 😭

[shrewd cairn]

and she knows it

[stoic warren]

santa barbara gotta be

[vernal flame]

sb

[shrewd cairn]

santa barbara

[woven cypress]

sb

[vivid fractal]

i feel like you're one of the mobile game ad people

[stoic warren]

too far of an insult i wouldn't take that

[desert pewter]

Mission Failed

[winter widget]

???

[winter crow]

I KNOW THIS LIBRARY

IF YOU GO FURTHER

TO THE RIGHT

[fiery ridge]

Who is this??

[winter crow]

YOULL SEE A POSTER OF JOURNEY

[desert pewter]

I have no idea

[winter crow]

LIKE RIGHT HERE

[shrewd cairn]

who is this diva

[winter crow]

TURN RIGHT

THERES A POSTER OF JOURNEY

i lost my shit when i saw t

[shrewd cairn]

junes journey?

[desert pewter]

Alright who wants to mod the grad students into the game

[stoic warren]

is she a law student i'm thinking it's UC hastings

[fiery ridge]

Hailey just lil broed you

[desert pewter]

yeah

[vivid fractal]

i didn't know it was possible to be bad at a dating sim 😭😭

[winter crow]

thats ucla

[desert pewter]

top law student in the country she says

[shrewd cairn]

hastings

[stoic warren]

yeah def hastings 😭

[desert pewter]

no ucla is white

or hispanic

[winter crow]

oh

[desert pewter]

i forgot

[winter crow]

i meant the backgroiund

no

[shrewd cairn]

asian

[winter widget]

i dont normally play those 😭

[winter crow]

i know that exact library

[lost zodiac]

what have i wrought upon this channel

sorry for mentioning the cursed media that is UC Love

[vivid fractal]

i've never either but like santana is spelling it out

[shrewd cairn]

madness and you’ve inspired me to make my own set of uc characters LMFAO

[fiery ridge]

Send ucla pls

[vernal flame]

where. is. uc. san. diego.

[stoic warren]

probably poseidon

[winter widget]

for real

where

[winter widget]

yeah and then i ask her out and she says no

[stoic warren]

gonna be an old bearded woman

[vivid fractal]

UCSD isn't in the game because she's hiding at home not being social 💀

[shrewd cairn]

true

[fiery ridge]

Baddie

[desert pewter]

I gotta change my A/W/R to my in game stats

[shrewd cairn]

or shes secretly spying on the player

[winter widget]

0/0/8

[stoic warren]

ucsd has a chance to appear in the shop

[desert pewter]

those are my irl stats

[stoic warren]

whatever that means

[shrewd cairn]

OMG

[stoic warren]

someone look in the shop right now

[vernal flame]

shop now

[shrewd cairn]

SHOP

[stoic warren]

miku go to the shop NOW

[winter widget]

oh so that's why i saw the slug

[shrewd cairn]

SHOW US UCSD

yes

[winter widget]

IVE BEEN TRYING

[desert pewter]

UCSD?

[shrewd cairn]

QUEEN

DIVA

[stoic warren]

YES

[vernal flame]

yes

[stoic warren]

SHE'S GOT THE NAVAL UNIFORM AND EVERYTHING

[winter widget]

THANK GOD IM GOING TO UCSD

[shrewd cairn]

OMG??

[vernal flame]

LMAO

[shrewd cairn]

SHOW

[stoic warren]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[stoic warren]

bruh it's right here 😭

[shrewd cairn]

no wonder ucsd is the last girl to be revealed she is down bad as hell

[winter crow]

ucla campus is nice but ii feel like it gets small once u walk around alot

[vernal flame]

uc berkeley ❌

ucsd simping club ✅

[winter crow]

ngl

[stoic warren]

i want atry to react to that

[winter crow]

might be my hottest take

[lost zodiac]

uc dating sim is actually the most a2c coded thing ever

[vernal flame]

be so fr

[desert pewter]

no way she hit me with a one liner when I tried to talk to her 💀

[shrewd cairn]

ask

[vernal flame]

@winter widget

[shrewd cairn]

pray to the queen

[winter widget]

of course she does...

[desert pewter]

SHE DID NOT LIKE THE BEAR PLUSH

[stoic warren]

does she like seaside

[shrewd cairn]

not surprised considering one of the alumni is a voice actress 🤷

[winter widget]

FOUND HER

...damn

[winter crow]

why are we dating ucs

[shrewd cairn]

damn queen

[vernal flame]

uc club

[vernal flame]

good question

[shrewd cairn]

i’m going to cook my own batch

lmfao

[stoic warren]

COME BACK

big L on the ucla developers for not making her dateable

[desert pewter]

Kelly IS the best girl

[shrewd cairn]

fr 😭

[desert pewter]

ok so UCLA girl likes the bear plush

[stoic warren]

why the hell did it get so hot all of a sudden in cali

and don't say because of the game

[vernal flame]

REAL

[lost zodiac]

i miss the rain :’)

[vernal flame]

dude my thermostat said 82 i was like wtf

[stoic warren]

this weather is killing me

[winter widget]

irene likes b-fuel and santana likes flowers

[desert pewter]

ok she did not want to go on a date

[stoic warren]

me i only care about what diana likes

bruh i'm never getting a girlfriend in the future it's so over 😭

[fiery ridge]

Tests more important than u

[vernal flame]

REAL

[desert pewter]

ok attempt 2

yeah this is about how I would feel irl

[twin heron]

88 in TX

It's not that deep.

[winter widget]

ive asked ucsb 5 times given her 6 gifts its so over

[fiery ridge]

I'm getting cooked alive in my room

[vernal flame]

88 in texas is like 75 in california

[twin heron]

Light work

[shrewd cairn]

can confirm it’s like 90 degrees at its peak 😭

[winter widget]

red flag

[fiery ridge]

Green flag wdym ❤️

[vernal flame]

i wonder if the current uc students are seeing this and not interfering cuz its a canon event

[lost zodiac]

Beast of Legends

instead of valorant she plays Courageous

[shrewd cairn]

yes

[winter crow]

if i can be homeless and be honored to be someone’s girlfriend (wlw) then you can pull

stay up gang

[desert pewter]

YES

SUCCESS

[winter widget]

oh shit nice

[desert pewter]

It only took like 2k

[fiery ridge]

Kelly #1

[winter crow]

i could’ve gone to ucsb last year

but i didn’t lmao

[shrewd cairn]

yes queen

[desert pewter]

oh shit

[winter crow]

@fathom oracle oh yeah did i mention this

[winter widget]

why is my cursor dwayne the rock johnson

[desert pewter]

It happens when you beat hard at the gym

[fathom oracle]

I think you have, not sure though

[desert pewter]

you need to do that to go to the field if you want to romance stanford

[fiery ridge]

Go back to rizzing kelly smh

[winter widget]

mission success

its a minigame.

[vernal flame]

yuzu u better not fumble her

[desert pewter]

its not that bad

[winter widget]

i thought the whole point of dating games was dating 😭

[fiery ridge]

kelly update pls 🙏

[desert pewter]

working on it

[fiery ridge]

Good luck

[woven cypress]

is this still going on

[shrewd cairn]

yes

[wet vault]

I REMEMBER THIS GAME

[shrewd cairn]

we got to see ucsd

[wet vault]

i introcued it to all my friends

[desert pewter]

ok fuck the minigames get harder

[wet vault]

and one of them finished all endings

[hardy ermine]

ohh that makes sense

[winter widget]

ruh roh

[shrewd cairn]

omg there’s multiple endings

[winter widget]

where is my ucsd ending

[hardy ermine]

berkeley....

[wet vault]

like they romanced everyone

kelly is my favorite

[hardy ermine]

1 day 17 hours and 21 minutes

never thought i'd be saying that... i've had countdowns for months

[vernal flame]

chat i think hes obsessed

[woven cypress]

are you thinking of doing pure

[hardy ermine]

no i think imma do applied

i'm debating whether i should do linguistics at all

i'm not really into any of it's job paths

as much as it pains me to let go of such a strong interest and core part of my identity, i wasn't happy with where it'd get me

[winter widget]

WHAT

its their mascot....

uc los what are you doing....

[desert pewter]

lol dance outfit

[winter widget]

fuck which one do i choose

oh thank god

[desert pewter]

She is NOT amused with him lmao

[fiery ridge]

Why is she so bad 😔

[winter widget]

why am i roomates with the squirrel

thanks uc los

first ending achieved

they really forgot to put ucsd in the credits

[wet vault]

i just realized ucl stands for uc love

i always wondered what the l was

[winter widget]

uh wrong it stands for uc los

(the a fell off)

[wet vault]

i called it uc loser in my mind

oh

wait really?

[fiery ridge]

Loss?

[winter widget]

| | |
| | | __

[desert pewter]

its enough to make a grown man cry

[fiery ridge]

Praying I meet someone like her in college

[desert pewter]

ok UCLA's next

[wet vault]

kelly's the grad student right

[desert pewter]

no

kelly's a fourth year

[tropic basin]

like recently

[stoic warren]

oh my goodness

[wet vault]

oh

[fiery ridge]

Is the player a freshman?

[desert pewter]

idk

im replaying now

[fiery ridge]

Ngl a freshman bagging a senior like her?

Infinite rizz

[latent pilot]

yall i dont get it

why is UCB 5th in global ranking for US News

and only like 18th or something in domestic

idk how accurate it is tho

yeah

yeah

good idea

[visual void]

1 more day who cares

[latent pilot]

two*

[visual void]

its berk im not getting in anyways

[visual void]

oh yeah

[desert pewter]

research

[visual void]

i cba

[latent pilot]

2460 minutes

until ivys come out

i think berk releases with it right

[twin heron]

An hour earlier

[stoic warren]

university of southern mid is coming out tomorrow

[desert pewter]

berk is sometime in the day

[stoic warren]

if anyone cares

[twin heron]

https://tenor.com/view/irrelevant-no-uninterested-nope-disapprove-gif-3571680

[desert pewter]

lmfao do you know what channel youre in

[stoic warren]

exactly

[stoic warren]

no

[desert pewter]

nobody in here cares about the university of spoiled children

[latent pilot]

fr

[latent pilot]

did u get the early?

[desert pewter]

(Im proud to announce I came up with that one myself)

[desert pewter]

ye

[latent pilot]

niice

what region r u

in state?

[desert pewter]

yeah

San Joaquin valley

[narrow dagger]

USC >>> Berkeley

• proud Bruin

[winter widget]

hey its better than la

[desert pewter]

USC PROS
-You'll get shot before you can get depressed over the fact youre going to USC
BERKELEY PROS
-Everything Else

[narrow dagger]

Bro you’d get shot in berk buddy

Have you seen oak crime rates

USC looks like a suburb next to Oakland imo

[desert pewter]

Gavin Newsom would sacrifice 1 trillion homeless people before he lets crime fester again in the university area

[narrow dagger]

But both are great schools!!!

[narrow dagger]

Gavin newson is leaving I fear

[latent pilot]

berkeley would be number one if not for reagan so

[latent pilot]

wait but

like

why is it not higher for

domestic ranking

[desert pewter]

worldwide rankings is mostly research based im pretty sure

[latent pilot]

oh

[desert pewter]

or atleast its more research based than nationals

ok its getting a little too realistic

[vernal flame]

bro she is crying in the second pic

[trim ruin]

I’ve been to this cafe bruh

Same fucking place

[winter crow]

there is no shame in being in a different major but still connecting with the linguistics majors & professors at ur schools

[ivory field]

whats the transferring process like at cal

[main prawn]

LMAOAOOAOAOA THATS SO FUNNY

[main prawn]

the uci girl being an egirl 😭😭😭

[main prawn]

where’s the stanford x berkeley secret hidden romance bro

[main prawn]

i’m crying is this ucla

[desert pewter]

Yes

[shrewd cairn]

an e girl?

[main prawn]

yes that’s what i meant

what rank do you guys think she is on valorant

[shrewd cairn]

i don’t play valorant but i’d imagine she’s in the top 1%

[desert pewter]

I think Berkeley is the only one that gets a dance dress

[main prawn]

wait fr that’s cool

i was just watching videos of the berkeley traditional chinese dance team

[shrewd cairn]

san diego

[main prawn]

bro why is this game so fire

[cerulean sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-menacing-cursed-gif-8800082052821236868

[radiant shell]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[uneven wren]

is berkeley coming today

[vivid fractal]

if i rizz up Kelly in UC Love will that give me extra luck in getting admitted tomorrow?

[vivid fractal]

tmrw

[uneven wren]

thx

[desert pewter]

yes

[woven cypress]

you can double major for funsies

that's what roommate is doing

math for job, ling for interest

[vivid fractal]

double majoring in whimsy

[woven cypress]

within majors?

[vernal flame]

im assuming its impossible

[woven cypress]

not really

just hard

[vernal flame]

@winter widget make diana ur pfp i dare u

[hardy ermine]

that's likely what i'm doing too

[vernal flame]

wait why she lowkey got the miku hairstyle

[hardy ermine]

i thought you don't even declare your major till junior year

[woven cypress]

not true

[vernal flame]

dont u usually get into a major

[woven cypress]

you can declare after finishing prereqs

roommate is declared in math

[woven cypress]

not for l&s

[vernal flame]

has anyone successfully transferred to a civil engineering major

at shperkly

[woven cypress]

she's doing majors in math and ling and minors in calteach and french. a little packed and will involve summer classes but definitely doable in 4 years

[woven cypress]

from what

[vernal flame]

lets say ds

[hardy ermine]

that's so awesome...

[vernal flame]

not CoE but a stem major

[hardy ermine]

do you have any advice for me going there... or if i even should go

[woven cypress]

i mean idk of anyone whos done it but i think as long as you get good grades + have q compelling reason why you want to major in civ e it should be ok?

you can't do non coe to eecs but everything else isnt impossible just competitive

[woven cypress]

to berkeley?

[hardy ermine]

yes

[woven cypress]

what's your other option

[vernal flame]

oh ok

[winter widget]

let me get home first

[hardy ermine]

i mean honestly i don't know if id even consider any other UC

the connections that berkeley has are lowk unmatched... they're the only way i can actually justify going into debt

so i guess it's between cal and csulb

but i've already decided i think i'd rather go to cal

[woven cypress]

yeah i mean idk about csulb but i do know we have a LOT of cool resources

after decisions come out tomorrow lmk if you have any questions!

[hardy ermine]

okok!!!

[vivid fractal]

i’m having to tell my Cal gear offers on depop to hold on until decisions come out tomorrow

[ivory field]

app math to DS

[vivid fractal]

yall better not be trying to lowball the same crewnecks as me

[woven cypress]

will be tough

there's no info on stats yet bc this is the first year ds is in a new college

like stats of how many people they accept and stuff

[narrow dagger]

Wait what’s your major smrithi

Are you DS now too

[woven cypress]

i mean im not applying until next year

but we'll see

[winter crow]

what's your GPA

[narrow dagger]

Oh you have to apply

What’s your og major again

[winter crow]

un decicded

iirc

no

[woven cypress]

for l&s yeah

but i can declare whatever

so probably pol sci

[woven cypress]

girl

😭

[winter crow]

shat is it

[narrow dagger]

It’s the Berkeley gaslight gatekeep girlboss culture

[woven cypress]

3.94

but why do you wanna know 😭

[winter crow]

i think you’ll get in

[woven cypress]

oh i think so too

bc basically all of my clubs are tech focused lol

it heavily depends on whether i get this summer thing or not

[plain merlin]

hey sorry all if this has been discussed what time is everything being released

[woven cypress]

probably around 3:30 pst

[old halo]

Dawg I’m probably gonna be showering by then 😭

[agile onyx]

as random as that is, that happened to me last week... its torture 😭

[vernal flame]

aaa

[winter widget]

jhu came out when i was taking a shit

absolute nightmare

[quasi quartz]

Guys I can’t withdraw my uc Berkeley

Did they update the portal I’m confused

[agile onyx]

LMFAO i was in the shower when jhu came out & didnt open it 'till i got all my decisions later in the evening

[tropic basin]

bruh

i still have the button

[wind niche]

what do u see after u click on it

cuz its saying the form is unavailable

[vernal flame]

portal astrology innit

[stoic warren]

the stars are aligning

[shrewd cairn]

bruh

[woven cypress]

it probably just means they're preparing to drop decisions

[shrewd cairn]

^

[quasi quartz]

No way bruh

It’s Hoover

Over

[woven cypress]

who out here withdrawing their app one day before decisions 😂 🙏

[stoic warren]

i paid for this application fee so i'm making my money's worth and not withdrawing

[shrewd cairn]

^

i get what i paid for