#All Service/Military Academies (2024-2025)
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go navy destroy army
army is being wiped out
(to the FBI agents reading this chat, we dont mean literally) π
bruh
gotta go back to navy
Number 13 Bryson Daily is no longer my pfp
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i see cam skattebo
do you know who cam skattebo is
@forest sandal joining the army or west point?
he's canadian
army rotc scholarship
nice where at?
mit
ye
good shit
i find out if im in mit tuesday
oh gotcha
and i applied for navy rotc which i find out this week too
ima switch to that if i get it
scholarship securued right?
yup
im a navy guy all the way though
my nrotc app got fucked cause i forgot to put my initials
no im an army football fan though
i had bryson daily as my pfp
i changed it after yesterday
lmao
i dont fw the academies honestly
i did SLE at west point
hows plebe yr treating u midn
yea apparently after plebe yr theres like a significant qol increase
yup
do u guys have to do minutes and shit
?
the cdts were telling us about that and all the other shit plebes gotta do
its like 10 5 2 right?
nah
especcially for full commitment
wait dude what happened to USNA
for MIT it's about 50/50
15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5\
near full ride JHU
i feel like a dick kinda
cause i chose money over service
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naw dude take the bread and run
hey man
r u gonna do rotc?
nah
i mean idk yet
yesssssssssssss
money > service
and being bilingual in a needed language
okayyyyyyyyy
money
this guy is minmaxing those bonuses
semper deep
amex platinum
:3
those deals are sweet
and hes gonna be maxing servicemember benefits
idk if rotc can apply for that
ofc
low k u gotta BS thru that
we are active students (duty)
oh wait
yeah
US
LOL
u guys are active
we're IRR other than summer cruises i believe
"active"
wt they can early commission us right? since we're IRR
i know you guys definitely can
@digital plazagood luck for MIT on tuesday
thanks]
if they early commision rotc, you guys become limited duty officers
im gonna need it
fuck
nooooooooooooo π
they can commision as commisioned officers
lol
it is very likely actually
for us to early commision
yeah
lots of talks these days
someone's gotta back the dollar
someones gotta drive those tanks
getting into war thunder so i can familiarize myself with all the weapons systems π€£
mhm
if im gonna play a BR it's warzone
lol
lol
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it's chill
low key
if i get MIT and NROTC this week
like
fuck bro my life finna change n shi ............
my bro got darty so i just need his luck fr
if u get into MIT are u ready for the absolute mathematical hell @digital plaza
1st choice NR eng 2nd choice sub 3rd chocie swonuke
major nuclear engineering
yeeeeeeeeeees
LOL
henry fn is a wild name
OG game mode sucks ass
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this motherfucker pulled like 5 edits on me in a row
Skibidi thread
facs
thats the last time i playe dit i think
im bouta delete all my video games off my computer, start reading more n shit
deadass should i start streaming it rn
bro ive been lightheaded as shit since friday π
Me tryna convince myself to read all my OSINT report subscriptions everyday
ill check it out
tf is that
Canadian armed forces intranet
oh shit thats cool
Ye
Itβs called ACIMS for us
Army collaborative info mgmt system
I absolutely hate how every unit email address here is so long because it needs to be in Eng and French
You get like [email protected]
are u already a cadet
thats what i did
it helped a lot
more for me in plebe summer with the caffiene and electronic withdrawal
what else did u do
dont do drugs
dont do alc
dont do stupid shit
dont get speeding tickets
dont get hurt
dont make babbies
i meant like to disconnect yourself from the internet π
but yeah those are the basics
lmao
nah dont
3 weeks isnt that long youll be fine
i need advice on what to email my congressman/BGO π
why im no longer looking to attend the academy
tell them thank you for the opportunity but i will be doing so and so, glad to have met/spoke with you and hope you have a great day
keep it brief and concise
do it fast so then someone else in ur district gets a chance
o shit
me too bro
W
should i apply navy rotc idk if they have a closer relationship with yale admissions than afrotc
yes just be aware of the fact that they favor tier 1 and 2 majors
electrical engineering is tier 1 right?
i think for afrotc i did electrical as first choice, bme as second choice
and i got their technical major scholarship
alr thanks
Most are T2 actually
EE is one of the few T1s
like my major (nuclear) is T2 and my interviewer told me I should add EE just for the boost
bro is going back to navy arc
it's gonna be very tough for you to pick up scholarship
because your app takes time to process
If i get really tired while running a mile, should i keep going?
yes
Idk if i should pursue ROTC, i dont know anything about physical fitness. I am motherless and fatherless and i dont know anything about adult life
The military is a very good way to set your life up for the far future. You could do that as an officer (where youβd probably learn skills that may fit nicely into the corporate world), or on the enlisted side, choosing a rate/mos that specializes in a transferable skill to the civilian side
ROTC is a respectable program. Physical fitness is something that can be improved upon with consistency and dedication. Like Feller said, keep at it. There are many sources online from broad articles to niche subreddits that can be good sources of advice.
Idk i cant push myself to run a mile
Nor can i do pushups
And my pfa is on February
It's in February you have soooo much time
You need to be consistent. It all comes down to how bad you want it
My friend could barely run a mile straight without stopping, but after only a month he was able to go on distance runs and keep a decent pace
For push ups, you just need to work
Everyday do something
Even if it's something light, stay active
When I first started running I could barely hold a 10 minute mile, and now I'm low five. I could barely do 10 push ups without shaking, and now I'm at max
Should i do mile runs everyday
Or every once after a day
mile run is like 10 minutes of ur time'
do it everyday
thats how i prepped for my cfa
or if its nice outside do more than a mile
I just did interval training and then did slower long runs
like 4x400m (0.25mile) at like a somewhat hard pace
You need to do something everyday. Workouts + runs combined are what I do, and they work as long as you put in the work
One mile a day is one mile a day. You need to go on longer runs
If one mile is all you can do right now, do 1.5 miles with some core after. Then after a week, move up your mileage
You should be able to at least comfortably complete a 5k without feeling absolutely exasperated
I'm not sure about other schools, but at my school, which definitely on the lighter side for PT, we do a lot of cardio and core workouts
Only once a week for us, but our runs are always at least 3.1 miles, so you should work to to do this comfortably at an 8-9 minute pace
Idk i dont trust myself
if you dont trust yourself to commit to working out consistently or even trying then the military isnt a good fit for you, full stop
any of u navy guys used NOFFS before? i might try it out to switch my workout routine
im prolly going with the strength version
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prime example of how not to act when pursuing rotc or an academy
be humble, flexible, and willing to change
????
tf π
???
yeah im ngl dawg even if you do somehow pick up scholarship or academy appointment
with your mental fortitude (or lack thereof) you're gonna get your ass chewed so bad at NSI/plebe summer that you'll quit
they're just being honest here
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LOL
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anybody here use mystery ranch
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how does rotc typically work? can anyone take classes without obligation or is it sell out your soul or nothing
you get a year without obligation
after that then you have obligation
that is if you're receiving money
any student at most schools can take the ROTC class as a civ
what if u aren't recieving money? cuz i assume you have to apply for money in advance right?
yeah you do
if you aren't then you're chilling
but you have to work your ass off to get the money
still strugglign a lot on pushups
the brigade got briefed that prt standards are gonna loosen up and be on par with the rest of the fleet
wondering if a similar change is happening to nrotc?
no clue
USNA does things completely different from the fleet and ROTC
if you look at the CoC i believe VADM davids doesnt actually report to CNO
i hope PRT standards dont loosen because then my PRT advantage over the rest of my class thins out
lol got this today
LOL
if you're not interested in the military n stuff u can take the classes
w/o any rotc involvement
Told old CQ who transferred to CANSOFCOM that I was going military college
Guy sends me pic of a quote as advice
no progress
Keep on working out and there will be progress eventually
My guy it's been less than a month you're not going to see the progress you want in just a few weeks you've got to keep working π
Stay consistent everyday and you'll see progress
Did anyone do one of the Summer Programs at either Annapolis, West Point, or USAFA?
If you're really seeing nothing then you're not doing something right or not working hard enough
But don't take my advice too seriously as I'm just a cyberbully
if they can even see your message π€£
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I was running outside with my unit when there was snow on the ground and it was single digits
Everytime someone tells you something to help you always make an excuse for why you can't do it. That's a terrible mindset
It's too cold outside? Put on a jacket, warmers, anything. Do a workout inside, do a quick mile or two if it's really that cold, then warm down
be careful, youre gonna get blocked! π€―
on the opposite spectrum i was running with my unit when it was 100+ and humid as fuck
this shit's not supposed to be easy lol
bud's gotta keep in mind he's training for the military not summer church camp
Oh that's horrible
Builds character
If it were easy, everyone would do it
well tbf it was phoenix in the beginning of aug
we HAD to do PT
man the worst one i had to do
it was like 40 degrees and i was doing a specwar workout
swim straight into bear crawls on dewed up grass @0600
i couldn't feel my fingers
I dont have anything
Starting to think you're just trolling and I'm wasting my time interacting
i believe so as well
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i take AROTC seriously man, i legit cant handle the cold at 29 degrees
im no troll
anyways my advisor told me just to do jumpjackings instead
I have PT first day back Tuesday with a run and core workout. Expected weather on the doc is 5 degrees lmao
my friend got west point
bro on EVERYTHING im locking in
finished midterms now its time to lock in on everything
is his name by chance teddy?
oh wait nvm
ik someone who got USMMA today his name is teddy
yeah lol
bro was stressing out soo much the past few months im genuinely happy to see he got in
he got like 3 nominations
thats fire
ranked
my friend got LOA in august and just no word until today
he got his nom from AOC like superrrrrrr late
like last month
did you apply to any academies?
no
ah alright
ngl the application process is fun, the unfun part is messaging your congressman and telling him you cant go anymore π
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Should I take SMP?
I dont think anyone can answer that since you blocked everyone who talks in this channel
blocked all the people who have actually went thru this shit π
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did yall get merch after swearing in
nah we swear in during indoc
although i did get a cool tshirt when i signed my papers
How is the PMS interview done?
I know this dude has me blocked but I dont understand a single question he's asked since
yeah atp im just not gonna answer anything
they don't respect anything any of us have to say im not gonna waste my time answering
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sucks
Are you like trying to go into ROTC or something?
Army ROTC Scholarship
Does the university major matter for Army ROTC, during the Army, and after retirement from the Army?
for ROTC, no. For your career in the army, maybe a little bit. Afterwards, yes
Im constantly being dismotivated to run a mile because im constantly collapsing sobbing because my parents beat me with a hammer
Your parents what??
Wait are service academies not free? Is ROTC not free??
Whatβs with the scholarships and stuff
service academies are free
rotc is free
the scholarship covers ur college cost
its completely optional, but if you get it, you HAVE to do ROTC all 4 years
and then u have to serve too
service academies are free
ROTC if on scholarship is free
some students enroll in ROTC without scholarship hoping to pick up scholarships
ROTC scholarships are mostly free. They cover tuition. You're on the hook for room and board unless your specific college/university has special additional scholarships that also covers room and board
For Army ROTC scholarships, you best open an application now and contact a local board. The last chance to open application closes soon
right
3 in the same day π
uscga is a great school and constantly slept on
im a femboy
what?
huh
during trumps reign? i think i'd be denied lmao
weakling. my mom does it worse.
she uses an alexa
and a guitar
electric
Not bad
what should be the most surprising question for an ROTC interview?
arent interview questions not supposed to be shared..?
i doubt
Didn't the deadline pass by now?
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Anyone here in ECP?
no blood test
for my dodmerb exam they just did a genital exam, hearing, sight, fully body check, and thats pretty much it
genital exam is crazy π
π i mean thats what they do chat
did u get into naval
Yeah
π fym nuts check holy fuck
dawg what
I did right after
hernia check π
i didnt even take my hoodie off during my medical bruh
they grab your nuts and you gotta cough
wtf
no way
wrd
i mean, regular doctors do that
yeah normal doctors appointments work that way
I never did that when I had my exam
i unfortunately didnt qualify
because im 15 years old
*14
ill be 15 when i enter
and also my representative set a deadline of november 1st for recs
you don't have to be in HS
you can still apply in college i actually think they'll love your story
You can't be in debt though
nice
do any of the service schools have a grad program?
oh ok
guys
i might by cooked
got really high score on my pushups and curlups but slower on my running (prob wind) π
CFA?
jesus dude are you one of those robots who skipped a million grades
anyway itβs totally fine if thatβs the case because a good bit of the incoming class each year did some kind of study at a different post-hs institution (college, cc, NAPS, etc)
if you went to community college for a year or two and stack up on classes similar to a plebe youβd be way ahead of the curve and can probably validate some courses
Is it too late to apply for rotc scholarships
to be considered for next year yeah i think so
fuck. i talked to my army recruiter today and he mentioned rotc
i prob have to pay first year and then try to get a rotc scholarship remainder of years
idk maybe ask him
ik navy is done
but most of navy's scholarships are HS ones
You get 420$ per month just for taking the elective
For Army ROTC
Whatβs the OCdt pay like for ROTC Civ U?
justgo to usna
insane take
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All you need is to be the best at everything
no shit
what im saying
im still waiting to hear back from uscga
if not
fuck it im enlisting
do yourself a favor and don't go marines
why not
i spoke w navy, army, and marines
marines is what i want so
wheres ur opinion stemming from
just because post service, I feel like marines have the least amount of opportunities
true
but i plan on staying in
i could do the PLC commissioning program
but i honestly wanna scrounge my way up the enlisted route
i wanna do aviation
so i could potentially go commercial pilot
but im not looking into the private sector rn
i want service to be my main thing
I get wanting to stay in long-term, but the Marines donβt have nearly as many aviation slots as the Navy or Air Force.
why not go where you have the best chance to fly?
i want rotary winged
so the army was my choice over the navy
and air force is just not my jam
its the only branch im not interested in
ironic considering i wanna do aviation
but i wanna fly rotary winged aircraft
so for the coast guard i wanted to fly jayhawks for SAR
but for the army probably blackhawks
and for the marines well its the marines
i want to be a us marine
thats the shit yk
im not gonna argue that, being a marine is it's own cool thing...
good luck
lol
yeah
tbh one of the few benefits
marine bragging rights
the few, the proud. am i right
mhm, i did summer sem at usna and it almost had me considering becoming a marine cause of how many midshipmen loved it
oh no i wasnt responding to you i was responding to the other dude
yours is valid
You can take college and do army ROTC for 420$ per month and apply for a 3 year scholarship
the PLC guys that ive met generally are less put together than the ROTC or academy guys i've met
nono yeah fs
but like idk how i feel about army
its so hard to choose a branch
and like the marines are like the perfect inbetween the navy and the army
but like more badass
yikes. yeah. i mean the academy is obviously the most prestigious and like well prepared. if i do plc id probably go to umass and i dont think umass has nrotc.
the PLC guys seem to be more down to earth though
like regular dudes
same with ROTC
i like both the PLC and ROTC marine options/officer candidates
yeah for sure
rotc/plc is the way to go
however, I believe that the academy has more opportunities to prepare mids for the fleet compared to rotc such as summer cruises/protramid etc
consider the quality of life of each branch more than how βcoolβ or βbadassβ it is
not necessarily summer cruises
it's what you guys do during the year
ROTC still does cruises
our version of protramid is cortramid which is literally the same thing with a different nameβive heard that they actually include mids from both ROTC and USNA on some cruises
oh word
yeah
this summer i go to cortramid
it's literally the exact same as this USNA description
except we do it from 4/C to 3/C year and it's in both east coast and west coast
mine's in san diego
I stand corrected
oh yea yp cruises
or if you're marine options you go NSI β> CORTRAMID β> FMF β> OCS
do marine options have to go to ocs or do they go straight to tbs
navy ops go NSI β> CORTRAMID β> 2/C cruise (shadow in surface/sub) β> 1/C cruise (same basically but in community you want)
OCS
USNA marine ops don't
i know, but im a senior. i iddnt apply to any other academies other than the uscga
i did. and people keep on telling me to join the air force for the "quality of life"
no. im choosing which im branch im going into because of their mission, what kind of branch they are, and my opportunities
the military is my career path.
fire
very good!
uscga is a great school
I KNOW I GOT DEFERRED EARLY
AND IM LIKEAUGHHHH
LET ME IN ALREADY
maybe youβll get a shot at CGAS if you arent selected directly
i dont think so
because my AO said im kind of academically over qualified
and like my pfe was a 245
i just kinda screwed around at aim
and they over appointed last year so they have to underappoint this year
I need help on my DODMETS
apparantly I need a referral for one of my appointments even though my other appointments doesnt
wdym referral?
something for government paying the exam instead of me
my main medical exam didn't ask me for a referral
@twilit forge How is life at Cornell NROTC? I just got in but Iβm considering it vs USNA
Iβm doing engineering at both
Congratulations!
I can definitely talk to you about life at Cornell in NROTC if you want to DM me
Im also engineering
congrats MC π₯
oh also @twilit forge i broke 9 mins PRT
8:52
W π₯π₯
did you see the standards got changed
we're back to 20-24 again
that 8:15 run for 17-19 was so fucked
our freshies kept failing because they couldn't run the 11 min now that it's 12 we up
Lmfao same like a third of our unit couldn't run the 11 or got dangerously close
Thank you!
For sure Iβm going to reach out to the CO to ask him some questions about life but I will definitely dm you at some point
Definitely do that. He may be a little slow to respond over the next week but he's a great contact. He'll most likely put you in contact with one of the LTs and/or a MIDN
I also had an opportunity with USNA and Cornell so I know the choice you're making
Good luck
Furry at the naval academy is wild
If it was going to be any branch it'd be the Navy
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crazy statement
ik a naval int guy at college. bro pulled up insta once and it was just all goth mommy content
knew the navy was bad but not that bad
Lmfao that's crazy π
skull
Army is the way
marine corp
we all know air force is the way but navy is superior in every other way
Chair force
af best force
Nah space force better cmon
bro π π
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At Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling in D.C.
Go ahead
anyone here in MJC or ECP?
is anyone planning on going to usafa?
if so when is that math thing actually due
im lowkey not trying to do that rn cuz ap tests but it says may 1
but on pearson says its due like in june lmao
You can ask on serviceacademyforums I don't think there's anyone here going to usafa
those r so tuff
I know everyone shits on them but I think they go so hard
Any west pointers here
you're gonna be in the same class as my buddy
this buddy i'm a lot closer to so lemme ask if i can share his contact info w you
he's AFROTC 1 year --> USAFA
usafa top ten most beautiful campuses of all time bro
yoo bet
yessir it is
wait whats afsc lol
Yup usna why
oh iw as wondering cuz u still had cornell in ur bio lmao
wanted to know
thats all
yuh
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nah not cornell
oxford
we can be rhodes scholars
together
i think i got into usafa defffffinitely not for athletics
prolly for academics
Iβm smart but I ainβt that smart for Rhodes
but im lowkey a dumbass bro i fell off so hard
nah
lock in
u just gotta like
never back down
never give up
type shit
Oh
and we have to do 1.5 mile
Mine is 25 too
i need to lock in
I thought yall usually have it later than navy
W
I been spamming long runs and intervals once a week
Got me to like 6:15 mile rn
oh i got no idea LMAO
bet ill do that
after ap testing
cuz im sick af rn
pushups i can do like 50
pullups like 8-10
basketball throw idek like 65?
shuttle run im cooked
like 9 was my time
9.somethin ghigh
like .7
I had 10.7 or something for my shuttle LOL
all g gng
i think i didnt get in for physical standards basically is what im saying im not athletic bro
i think i got in for academics
but i peaked my academic honors in 10th grade
i fell off so hard im stupid as shit
maybe senioritis idk
oh also i want to be competitive enough where i can go to grad school first
is my goal
for jd/mba?
then do something with space force cuz sounds dope and then after i leave i'll hopefully have enough experience and knowledge of government systems where i can go somewhere high ranking or something
in a firm or smt idk
excited tho but also nervous af
chose usafa over berk with r&c and all my friends going there - don't regret my decision at all tho cuz i think weekend passes are saviors tbh
wow
im yapping
sorry
its ok
like intel or smth
or
based
what's your 1.5
how's your PRT looking
also 400 repeats are a godsend for speed training
400 repeats for speed and 3-5 mile runs for endurance
I haven't done a pushups or plank test but for my nrotc afa I maxed the plank and did like 60 pushups
1.5 I did it just this tuesday, got it to 10:20
I have like 6-8 weeks not gonna stop
10:20 is well above the mark good stuff
i think you need 11 or 12 to pass idk what the USNA uses
LOL
yeah that's cooked
NROTC is 12
it was 11 but NSTC put us all on 20-24 fitness standards
it doesn't affect me at all lol
a lot of relief now that I can actually pass the prt tho
aviation
ahhh
that's like 3/4 of my class π
yeah
idk the sub might grow on you
ill report back after cortramid
im thinking SWO or EOD
yeah 1/c cruise
1/c cruise is whatever we're trying to get
for EOD and SOAS you have to be accepted
anyways shoot me a DM if you want any help on PRT stuff
yup for sure thank you
actually shoot me a dm i check insta more than i do here
possibly? a jag or something is what ive been seeing online
COOKED bro its COOKED
my plank should be able to be maxed
pushups in 2 minutes should be close to 60
my 1.5 is def failing rn
what is rucking i dont even know
my swimming im not worried about i did swim for club for like 8 years and quit like freshman year but nowadays when i swim im def faster than requirements
is there a grade that affects my gpa if im cooked on my pft
also i got called today because i havent done the math placement on my app portal bc i had called before and some assitant to department said it was ok if i did anytimme before bct and i explained how i got like finals for every class last week and 7 ap tests (6 of them this week bro this shit is ass)
they called my dad and i think they kinda pissed rn
rucking is weighted hiking basically
nah prob not
but ist been 2 years since i took calc i do not remember anything but i know if i review concepts for a couple hours i wouldv eplace into calc 3 easy got a 5 on bc and ab last year
so i was thinking abt doing it like saturday or something but scared they gonna cook me and give my spot up
everything for pft im chill with but the running
you won't need it
need to run more
yeah run more
gotta hit more push ups too
60 is not ideal
do that shit ASAP
shie
if it was one minute id be chillin i can do like 50 in a minute
problem is its two minutes and i lose endurance so fast
same with you 400m repeats and 3-5 mile long runs are gonna be key to success
yea i was going to
but idk if doing it on friday or saturday makes a difference
the AF one is 1 min push ups
nah i thought you were 2 mins mb
60 is solid
52 is minimum for navy 2 minutes
48-51
if you below 52 in nrotc you fail
shie
do u think u can send me a link that has all the scores i need to train for for the usafa
im not trying to fail bct
i don't know if the USAFA has different standards than the AF
im only used to seeing AFROTC standards
the academies sometimes do their own shit
also i kept reading online and they said if u dont got massive biceps or something then ur gonna get cooked by girls at bct
wdym
the cadre might give you shit for it but it's whatever
it's the military lol
their job is to give you shit
if other candidates give you shit then that's a problem
no i meant like for the far future
like i feel like getting with someone from usafa is better than if u were to find someone normally
cuz they got like
morals and principles and shi
you'd be surprised
they're not that much different people from college students
cuz they are college students essentially
o
ya
that makes more sense tbh
but i dont want to be the smallest guy there
need to go gym more
you can make a lot of progress in 4 months
and stuff probably
also there's a lot of guys who will likely come in skinny
they place a lot of emphasis on the education & leadership part of your app
oh also do you know if i could continue piano again
ive been playing for like 10 years
ive seen a lot with subpar physical scores get in
no clue
and i dont want to forget it
ts me
ya i mean like if u quit for a year tho
been playing since i was 7
quit this year cuz no piano
and im ok i can still play decent amount of stuff just takes a bit to relearn
yea thats what imma have to do
they do it's far and i don't prioritize it
maybe for appliance u can bring ill see if they let me get a piano lmao
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how is asu student life
i feel like out of every college asu has the most fun
are parties there fun
lots of shit to do if you look for it
i saw a reel from like alpha phi lmfaooo
yeah i've been to a couple ragers
shits crazy
apparently people from usafa who get weekend passes go to cu boulder prties sometimes
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ive been to one of those too it was lit
CU boulder knows how to party
lol you're getting your shit buzzed on arrival
im fucking CHOPPED with no hair bro
its so bad
no ik im getting it buzzed on arrival
i got my shit buzzed too
but i finally grew it out and i actually like how i look
i got my hair back a semester in

