Northwestern University (2024-2025)

[daring rover]

no

[slate folio]

No

Dawg

[delicate lynx]

I spent literally five days repeating that they won’t be out at 4 pm est

[noble plover]

damn i really thought that was gonna work

[delicate lynx]

And nobody listened to that either

[hazy wren]

And

[delicate lynx]

So im resorting to new shit

[slate folio]

The fuck is roll tide bro

[delicate lynx]

I tried to warn you fuckers

[swift wave]

theyd be out at 5 pm est✅️

[rustic beacon]

7 mins 🙏🙏🙏

[hazy wren]

😐

[rough obsidian]

Poop

[swift wave]

no

nvm

[slate folio]

Nah trust it’s 6:51 pm ct based on the year it was founded ☠️

[delicate lynx]

Doing my part to manage panic in the northwestern thread

[swift wave]

theyll be out whenever they want to be

[slate folio]

If dukes gonna fuck with us so will northwestern

[delicate lynx]

This would be funny but they aren’t funny enough for that

[delicate lynx]

Me and mub are big bama fans

[midnight gust]

LMAO

[wild hare]

@static shuttle

[delicate lynx]

We actually plan to join a sorority

[slate folio]

Oh

I see

[obsidian wren]

is it out now

[delicate lynx]

No

[blazing lark]

no

[torn solar]

n0

[delicate lynx]

It is not out

[slate folio]

What if we mute this thread until decisions release

[snow vessel]

mods gonna crash out

[loud dust]

Bruh why can’t nw just give a time

[spiral gate]

fuck my stupid baka life i didn't even want my decision anyway

[sinful matrix]

is the a2c reddit down/rly slow rn?

[twin bramble]

Is it out

[swift wave]

fr

[delicate lynx]

hoe imma crash out and im not even a mod

[spiral gate]

i think it's a server wide issue things arent loading for me

[vale flicker]

what time exactly did nu come out for ed

5:30 right?

[sinful matrix]

2:17 pst

[vale flicker]

4:17 cst

[midnight gust]

goofy

[vale flicker]

5:17 est

[delicate lynx]

Are USC/NYU/Emory/etc out yet

[vale flicker]

why did we write northwestern time in est anyway

[daring rover]

nyu is

[candid maple]

ye it came out at such a random time

[vale flicker]

4 pm cst would be more reasonable than 4 pm est right?

it'll be out soon ig

[grand otter]

whats like avg sat

[delicate lynx]

Bro im pretty sure i typed something almost exactly like this in December

[formal lodge]

brooo when is it dropping 😭

[turbid stirrup]

4pm est already happened

[main glen]

northwestern is not out

[rough obsidian]

Poop billion

[formal lodge]

@vale flicker how much more time

[vale flicker]

yea but 4 pm cst didnt

[delicate lynx]

I distinctly recall saying ‘this is so not sigma’ and then a mod told me to shut the fuck up

[rough obsidian]

Okay 4 more minutes until the clock is :00

No idea when it releases

I just like even times

[turbid stirrup]

Yeah 🙏 3 more mins

[grand otter]

aw hell naw 75th percentil is 1560 im cooked

[vale flicker]

4:17 pm pst trust

[main glen]

this is not so sigma

[rough obsidian]

Shit the fuck poop

[swift wave]

bro nah what

[rough obsidian]

4:20 trust

[cobalt sierra]

maybe at 5?

[delicate lynx]

Wait guys can i get two more stars

I wanna feel special

[stiff anchor]

heres all the likely release times:

4 pm cst
4:17 pm cst
4:20 pm cst
5 pm cst
6 pm cst

[delicate lynx]

You’re so funny and original

[rough obsidian]

Okay guys can we quit with the “its not out” posts tho 💔

[delicate lynx]

Add 4:17 pm cst

[rustic beacon]

Y’all gotta chill LMAO

[rough obsidian]

I’m just gonna delete them fr

[swift wave]

ok.

[civic girder]

its tonna release in 2 mins

trust

[ebon yoke]

just say EST

[rustic beacon]

Like the crash out is valid

But

[delicate lynx]

it was funny when i did it but it’s stale now

[rustic beacon]

Why are we faking that it’s out 😭

[swift wave]

ok

[midnight gust]

so basically some time today....

[latent root]

Do they send an email when it’s out

[ebon yoke]

CST is so...

[rough obsidian]

Not everyone is EST (I’m evil)

[latent root]

Did they send one for ED

[tall tangle]

Wait Northwestern is CST?

[stiff anchor]

you can check it at each of those 5 times

and itll likely be one of them

[fading jacinth]

Yes theyre in il???

[chilly hull]

yes, for the school is in evanston

[simple beacon]

bruh

[tall tangle]

Is it too late to withdraw my application?

[cobalt sierra]

are we deadass

[static bane]

lmaoo

[civic girder]

bro why cant they tell when they release it
decisions are done anyways

[midnight gust]

bro hates CST that much

[civic girder]

like wtd

[chilly hull]

no, you should do that right now actually

[swift wave]

yes, chinese standard time

[ebon yoke]

what if u get accepted

[hazy wren]

If u check tmr it’ll likely be out

[tall tangle]

I am not going to a bum ahh CST school bru

[rustic beacon]

GO GO GO CHECK

[mighty ermine]

Nun

[slate folio]

not again bro

[tired onyx]

did northwestern come out yet

sorry i took a nap because it didn’t come out at 4:30

[twin bramble]

IS IT OUT

[daring rover]

nope

[jolly juniper]

not out lol

[slate folio]

😭

[midnight gust]

hell nah

[cobalt sierra]

nope

[slate folio]

they bamboozled u again

[tired onyx]

oh great it didn’t come out

[shut dirge]

LOLLL

[opaque lagoon]

Nah

[spiral gate]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

[delicate lynx]

As predicted it’s not out

[opaque lagoon]

Wtf

[swift wave]

not out yet what

[woeful stag]

Are we deadass bro

[grand otter]

if it doesnt release in 30 minutes. im withdrawing

[turbid stirrup]

Checking again at 4:17

[slate folio]

this is so real

[snow vessel]

NOT out

[rustic beacon]

Real

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/cabbage-dog-doge-funny-angry-gif-5183625

[shut dirge]

NO LOCK IN

[proven willow]

ong ts pmo fr

[ionic prism]

real

[tired onyx]

guys everyone withdraw

[grand otter]

i just wanna get in to flex

[ebon yoke]

quarter system 😭

[swift wave]

good night chat, imma sleep, its almost 3 and fuck nu😔

[grand otter]

but

like

[latent root]

I think since they didn’t specify a time it’s not gonna come out at 4pm or 5pm

[tired onyx]

yea withdraw i’ll do it if you do it

[formal lodge]

is that ishowspeed

[latent root]

Like even times

[slate folio]

northwestern more like edgewestern

[vale flicker]

NORTHWESTERN

[midnight gust]

ong

[latent root]

It’s prolly gonna come out some random time

[vale flicker]

STOP FUCKING EDGING ME

[daring rover]

can yall even withdraw tho? i dont see a button

[formal lodge]

its 30 mins to 3

[tall tangle]

Tbh only EST schools are valid

[rough obsidian]

eastwestern

[delicate lynx]

Guys i told you it wasn’t coming out at 4 pm cst either

[swift wave]

uhm

[delicate lynx]

Nobody listens to the fucking prophet

[swift wave]

sure

[rustic beacon]

Vandy coming out before at this rate bro

[ebon yoke]

i forgot northwestern does quarter system

[delicate lynx]

All yall dumb

[rustic beacon]

Come on

[bitter adder]

Is it out

[vale flicker]

northnorthern

[obsidian wren]

and its not out yet

[mighty ermine]

I'll prolly open it same time as vandy

[torn solar]

what is northwestern doing

[vestal rampart]

Hi boi

[deft harbor]

probably by email but by the time they see ur email it’ll be out lmfaoao

[daring rover]

sup

[swift wave]

thats what i saiddd but these people skulled me 8 times

[mighty ermine]

Nah I'm p sure ppl just come in waves and don't see your message

[formal lodge]

bro the last time someone delayed this much was ut austin

[daring rover]

ohh lmao

[vestal rampart]

Minecraft

[ebon yoke]

yall should just check instead of spamming "is it out"

[mighty ermine]

They rush whenever time is divisible by 30

[tall tangle]

Northwestern isn't even northwestern; it's midwestern

😭

[mighty ermine]

6 eST

[daring rover]

roblox

[delicate lynx]

Like 3 people directly responded ‘no it’s coming out at 4 pm cst’

[deft harbor]

its not even related

[delicate lynx]

We be coping

💔

[deft harbor]

delayed*

[static bane]

smiy whats ur major

[deft harbor]

it was never confirmed to be 4 est 😭🙏🏾

[proven willow]

uci delayed by a week from estimated 🙏

[ivory sand]

15*

[delicate lynx]

Bitch idek at this point im gonna major in unemployment and counterstrike 2

[latent root]

did they send an email for ed?

[vale flicker]

istg if usc comes before nu

[proven willow]

and then delayed an hour after that

[icy night]

prolly 6 est then?

[candid maple]

came out 5:15 est rd

[latent root]

like when decisions were posted

[candid maple]

i mean ed

[rotund wigeon]

why isnt this shit out yet

[delicate lynx]

Yeah at 5:30 est

[rotund wigeon]

istg

[delicate lynx]

It was 15 mins delayed

[rotund wigeon]

the opps at chicago must have gotten them

[stiff anchor]

check again at
4:17
4:20
5
6
(cst)

[grand quail]

they gon pull a ut austin

[open zephyr]

when did ed and rd come out last year, were they at the same time

[fiery hamlet]

what’s that

[ivory sand]

4:20

fo sho

[midnight gust]

i have a physics test in 30 mins yall 😭 my brain cannot do that rn

need nw

[tall tangle]

Do you want me to write you a rejection letter?

[pale lion]

Yo tell dk look at DMs rq I didn’t know u were here 😭

[loud dust]

They weren’t able to get all the EA applicants graded in time so 95% of ea kids got deferred

[delicate lynx]

Ok real shit though im kinda pissed that they left 4 pm est up on the college decisions calendar when it came out an hour and a half later ED and made everyone panic.. like they could’ve just not included a time or put 5 pm est at least :/

[midnight gust]

i already did the rejection simulator 💀

[static shuttle]

they really like edging us huh

[grand otter]

that pissed me off bro

[tall tangle]

Just do it again and now internalize it

[bitter adder]

5:30-5:45 for sure

[grand otter]

i was depressed for a month

[fiery hamlet]

lmfao what how do they do that just delay it instead of doing allat

[twin bramble]

guys confirmed its coming within some time this year

[toxic hinge]

LMFAO

[blazing lark]

it’ll come out before may 1 guys

[viscid hare]

ur auto rejected if you say nu is in chicago

[formal lodge]

its not in ohio??

awh man

:(

[whole peak]

Wait is it still not out

[delicate lynx]

I said i fw Chicago in my app it’s cooked

[swift wave]

wdym sad, taylor swift lives in lake michigan

[whole peak]

I took a whole shower and its still not put

[halcyon iris]

it came out right?

[polar turtle]

For ed they sent email late so its worth it to refresh portal, not just email

[daring rover]

no not out

[formal lodge]

(ion like taylor)

[swift wave]

i almost went to sleep and its still not out😔

[swift wave]

(same)

[whole peak]

Bruhhhhhh pmo pmo

[formal lodge]

(LMAO)

[slate folio]

unrelated but i took a shower during the last act of endgame once and when i came out the fight still wanst over

[swift wave]

(fr)

[main glen]

it’s gonna come out earlier than 11:59pm today

[toxic hinge]

its gonna lag if everyone keeps refreshing lol

[tall tangle]

🚨📢 CST IS JUST EST WITH LAG—HOLD THIS TIME ZONE L ⏳💀

BRO, WHY IS CENTRAL TIME MOVING LIKE A 2008 DELL LAPTOP ON LIFE SUPPORT 🔋💨? Y’ALL ARE LIVING IN A PERMANENT 1-HOUR DELAY, LIKE A TWITCH STREAM BUFFERING ON MCDONALD’S WIFI 🍔📡. NEWS DROPS? EST ALREADY COOKED, ATE, AND LEFT NO CRUMBS 🍽️🔥, WHILE CST IS STILL TRYING TO READ THE MENU 📜💀.

WHY IS EVERY EVENT ANNOUNCED IN EASTERN? BECAUSE NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR MIDWESTERN STRUGGLES 🗺️📉. JOB INTERVIEW AT 3 PM? NAH, IT’S AT 2 PM FOR YOU—BECAUSE EVEN TIME ITSELF DOESN’T RESPECT CST 💼⏰. YOU’RE OUT HERE GETTING GASLIT BY CLOCKS ⏳🔥.

Y’ALL EVER NOTICE HOW CST PEOPLE GOTTA MENTION THEIR TIME ZONE EVERY TIME? “Oh, that’s at 5 EST? So 4 CST?” BRO JUST CONVERT IT IN YOUR HEAD, IT’S THE SAME LIFESTYLE AS LIVING IN A PERMANENT JET LAG ✈️💀. EVEN MOUNTAIN TIME LOOKS DOWN ON YOU, AND THEY’RE BASICALLY JUST “CST: HARDCORE MODE” 🏔️📉.

IMAGINE BEING A SPORTS FAN IN CST—GAMES EITHER START TOO EARLY OR END AT AN UNGODLY HOUR 📺⏳. EST WATCHING OVERTIME THRILLERS? CST IS FIGHTING TO KEEP THEIR EYES OPEN LIKE A DARK SOULS BOSS AT 11 PM 😵‍💫🔥.

FACE IT: CST IS JUST “EST BUT IN DENIAL” 💀🚪. THE WORLD RUNS ON EASTERN TIME, AND Y’ALL ARE JUST PLAYING CATCH-UP 🔄🫠.

[proven willow]

i said i fw the purple line

[slate folio]

canvas due date ahh college

[toxic hinge]

bro thinks he's chloe 😂 🙏

[swift wave]

dont jumpscare chat😭

[tall tangle]

I am

[whole peak]

I dont even have a joke to reply to this

[frozen trench]

https://tenor.com/view/national-coming-out-day-coming-out-pride-im-gay-im-queer-gif-23367502

[simple beacon]

😔

[swift wave]

bro used grok😔

[glad hound]

Guys I have been left in frozen preservation since 1851 and I’ve just been thawed today. Has NU decisions finally come out?

[tall tangle]

This is chatgpt with brainrot fed in it

[main glen]

me & your mom lagged for hours in bed

[twin bramble]

bro usc is gonna come out before ts 😭😭💔

[swift wave]

damn

[swift wave]

yeah

[slate folio]

guys i think gta 6 will drop before northwestern

[whole peak]

Nyu wailist got me nervous for northwestern

[viscid hare]

Cookedddd

[hazy wren]

What time is usc supposed to drop?

[thorny prism]

SAME

[toxic hinge]

parou you need to calm down

[swift wave]

6-8 pm et

[static bane]

gta 6 gonna come out before ts

[fiery hamlet]

try watching nfl in gmt not est

[ivory sand]

meh it’s stern I’m not too stressed

[swift wave]

"no way we gettin nu decisions before gta 6"

[main glen]

i’m sorry. i promise i’ll make your mom feel safe around me. i’ll make sure she doesn’t turn bisexual

[slate folio]

what

[toxic hinge]

....

[whole peak]

I need huzz i need huzz i need huzz

[remote tide]

why is this chat so weird

[slate folio]

what if the mom makes you gay instead

[remote tide]

is it all because northwestern was late

[chilly hull]

I’m disowning you

[next pollen]

What college admissions does to a mofo

[delicate lynx]

Yeah

[static bane]

bros losing his marbles waiting for nu

[main glen]

i’m bisexual

[remote tide]

im waiting for ts too

[toxic hinge]

desperation makes people do funny things

[slate folio]

but like she pushes you into the gay part

[chilly hull]

please ignore my sister

I’m so sorry

[toxic hinge]

also its a discord server like what did you expect, intellectuals?

[rotund wigeon]

lmaoooo

[static bane]

can we not

[slate folio]

this is just a prologue to tomorrow dawg

except times 8

for the ivies

and berk ig

[whole peak]

rs caroline

[ivory sand]

yes

[toxic hinge]

gang can everyone calm down

[full lava]

Why is this still not out

[main glen]

NOOOOO

[daring rover]

NOOO 😔

[remote tide]

its 12 AM for me

[tawny arch]

I’m sacrificing my first born to northwestern

[hardy cave]

they're edging

[ivory sand]

apt

[slate folio]

this is the most entertained ive bene in years

[toxic hinge]

proof

[blazing lark]

What

[fleet parcel]

gl yall

[slate folio]

reasonable crashout

[whole peak]

Is it actually out

[hardy cave]

don't believe you

[rough obsidian]

poop

[toxic hinge]

show proof or get rekt (banned)

[daring rover]

its not out

[hollow swallow]

It's not out for me

[midnight gust]

bruh

[remote tide]

its not out

[whole peak]

FUCKING BITCHES

[static bane]

STFU

[rough obsidian]

I dont see an email

[icy night]

not out

[delicate lynx]

They dont do waves

[rotund wigeon]

BAN EM

[ivory sand]

not out

[cinder bluff]

shut up

[midnight gust]

whats the point in trolling

[snow vessel]

mods get him

[remote tide]

why yall capping

[vale flicker]

SHUT UP BEFORE I RESCIND YOU

[slate folio]

bro someone mute this thread 💔

[rotund wigeon]

BAN EM

[polar turtle]

Ban

[cinder bluff]

how u think it’s funny

[frozen trench]

not out

[mental basin]

@bright terrace

[delicate lynx]

Emails 15 mins late

[mental basin]

F u

[unique comet]

Yall always playing

[tall tangle]

guys:

[hardy cave]

stop capping you assholes

[mighty ermine]

Guys it ain't that deep

[delicate lynx]

You have to reload the portal for immediate

[ivory sand]

ban

[next pollen]

It's out ||of reach for the majority of us||

[dreamy shuttle]

@_sansk_ muted

Reason: decision baiting
Duration: 5 hours, 59 minutes and 58 seconds

[polar turtle]

Lol

[toxic hinge]

who's next

[main glen]

damn

[slate folio]

dude starboard is probably exploding rn

[remote tide]

wallah aura

[delicate lynx]

Let this one stand

It’s funny

[main glen]

@toxic hinge stay in character

[rough obsidian]

Quit with the hidden “its (not) out”s please

[main glen]

write a paragraph about why nu thread is annoying

[whole peak]

Lmgao i didnt know starboard updated w any star rection

[next pollen]

Ty!

[delicate lynx]

Man i fucking HATE northwestern

Oops

[whole peak]

If i dont grt in yall r all chopped

[delicate lynx]

Man i fucking HATE the northwestern thread

NO GUYS STOP I LOVE NORTHWESTERN SCHOOL SPIRIT ETC

[rough obsidian]

home of the whopper

[formal lodge]

Alr pack it up give up ur nu seat

[slate folio]

WHOPPER WHOPPER

[ivory sand]

At BK

[toxic hinge]

smiy you're committed to NU right

[ivory sand]

Have it your way

[rough obsidian]

whopper whopper whopper

what a fun word

[static bane]

emailing them rn

[whole peak]

Ok so i def think it has to be 6 then

[main glen]

they took my kids

[delicate lynx]

yed

Yes*

[sick obsidian]

Should I withdraw rn

I committed to another school already

[twin bramble]

2 mins

[slate folio]

??

[ivory sand]

yes

[grand otter]

deadass ima withdraw so i dont ruin my perfect record

[vale flicker]

@delicate lynx you said ed was at 4:17 pm cst right?

[kindred acorn]

northwestern thinks they’re so funny

[static bane]

https://tenor.com/view/unfunny-straight-face-not-cool-stfu-gif-23976968

[grand otter]

im not a junior

[spiral gate]

skibidi aura?

[grand otter]

how do i fix ts

[vale flicker]

praying it comes out at the same time

[slate folio]

update ur role lil bro

[ivory sand]

yes you are

[frozen trench]

one minute?

[vale flicker]

i cant stand this edging

[whole peak]

This year they changed the Status Update button to withdraw so go click it

[delicate lynx]

Yeah

Something like that

[sick obsidian]

I committed today 😭

[torn solar]

comes out in 2 min?

[slate folio]

hi furina im next to you in the members list 💔

[midnight gust]

lmfao its just a random time but sure lets hope so

[grand otter]

how

[slate folio]

idfk

[vale flicker]

🙏

[toxic hinge]

!guest

[gloomy hill]

https://i.imgur.com/xmzlo8g.png

[stiff anchor]

4:20 is not a bad bet

[slate folio]

??? fym

[ebon yoke]

i’m p sure if came at 5:30 est or something for ED

[ivory sand]

o block

type shi

ykwim

[static bane]

5:17

[rough obsidian]

no portal astrology pls :3

[stiff anchor]

any chicagoans

[delicate lynx]

I got the decision email at 2:33 pm pst

[desert holly]

top of channels list -> channels & roles

[feral marsh]

est or cst

[loud dust]

Is it 5:16 est rn?

[grand otter]

got it

[slate folio]

yes

[static bane]

east

[grand otter]

im a year older now

[loud dust]

For ED?

[slate folio]

real

[loud dust]

Ok thanks.

[candid maple]

coming out at 9pm on may 30th

[vital stump]

the list is slowly getting more cooked

[slate folio]

its 517

[rough obsidian]

Man did you fucking read a WORD that I wrote

[delicate lynx]

No for rd OF COURSE ITS FOR ED YOU FUCKING IDIOT ITS 2:17 PM PST RIGHT NOW!!!

[warm fjord]

its not out

[fierce gull]

aren't u contractually obligated to w/draw then?

[ivory sand]

did you read what i wrote?

[spiral gate]

omg hey

[delicate lynx]

No

[tired onyx]

accepted to purdue and UF automatically makes it not cooked

[desert holly]

no that only applies to ED contracts technically

[delicate lynx]

Unless its Ed

[spiral gate]

why are they lowkey not releasing decisions do they hate me

[unique comet]

Hello 2:17

[rough obsidian]

yea I said no portal astrology and u responded with portal astrology LMAO

[twin bramble]

u got purdue u good

[feral marsh]

😭

[formal lodge]

nu is edging so hard even my mom gave up and went to sleep 😭 🙏

[ivory sand]

HOW IS THAT ASTROLOGY

MSHDHEHDHE

[tired onyx]

why did bro only apply to reaches im dead 😭

[kindred acorn]

guys i’m from the future of tell you northwestern decisions are actually coming out march 26th, 2026

they got too many applications so they had to push it back a year, like how ut austin had to push theirs back

(obv /s)

[ivory sand]

r u dumb

[spiral gate]

cmu waitlist twin ❤️

[ivory sand]

i said if you open letter

[rough meadow]

IS IT OUT HELLOOO

[whole peak]

Im not evven gona post my reaction video im so choppd

[ivory sand]

and it starts with congratulations

[vital stump]

I GHOUT UF WAS A SAFETY

[delicate lynx]

I SWEAR SOME OF THE MFS IN THIS SERVER JUST BE ASKING SHIT

[ebon yoke]

just check

[ivory sand]

you’re accepted

[fierce gull]

oh wait mb I thought that was for ED commit

[rough obsidian]

Guhh I thought you were talking about that waitlist thing the other guy meant

[vital stump]

plus ik usf would let me in

[loud dust]

Dawg how the fuck am I supposed to know? I’m cst time

[rough obsidian]

My fault gang

[ivory sand]

oh

no i wasn’t sry

[snow vessel]

vandy boutta come out b4 ts ong

[formal lodge]

@delicate lynx do u get paid to handle shit here

[delicate lynx]

ARE YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH TIMEZONES????

[ivory sand]

so real

[slate folio]

is vandy 6pm est

[delicate lynx]

UNFORTUNATELY NO

[whole peak]

This thread changed from freaky to beef

[vital stump]

SO IS EMORRYYYYYY

[rain skiff]

can someone clal

[rough obsidian]

?? Go refresh

[frozen trench]

[rain skiff]

them

and confirm

[gilded jasper]

vandy coming out before nu is going to be cinema

[static bane]

we got smiy crashout before nu decision

[formal lodge]

child labor 💔

[static bane]

jk

[toxic hinge]

it got deleted but actually that only applies to some schools! for instance, the university of washington does not tell you congratulations upon acceptance! instead, they just tell you "you have been offered admission, please confirm offer"

[torn solar]

guess it coming out with vnady

[slate folio]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[formal lodge]

this is cope

[cinder bluff]

when is candy

vandy

[loud dust]

This shit still not out yet?

[delicate lynx]

ON GOD BRO SOME OF YALL GOTTA BE BAITING not u caroline ur the only cool thing about corn L

[slate folio]

corn

[hazy wren]

1m til it drops fs

[rough obsidian]

“we got smiy crashout”
cue smiy crashing out in response

[kindred acorn]

just like how some colleges just say “unsuccessful” instead of “i regret to inform you” (looking at you british schools)?

[rough obsidian]

i dont regret to inform u that u suck and I hate u

[warm fjord]

bruh its still not there this pmo

[kindred acorn]

Unsuccessful ✖️

[night temple]

yawnnn where is it

[toxic hinge]

or how uiuc just gives you a big fat red DENIED

not that i would know 😂 🙏

[spiral gate]

dawg this is not skibidi aura they should just release decisions already

[delicate lynx]

Ok this is later than ED

i dont think they fw yall

[fiery abyss]

they r tryna pull a Duke

ifymwim

[delicate lynx]

maybe they decided not to admit an incoming freshman class

[whole peak]

oi oi oi. Everybody please calm down.

[kindred acorn]

is it speculation for today or confirmed

[midnight gust]

ED only

[night temple]

maybe they took the full class ed

[spiral gate]

lowkey

[sick obsidian]

Ok I mentally committed but haven’t signed the stuff yet

[delicate lynx]

They gonna fire me soon dw

[twin bramble]

theyre finishing up my admission essay 😭🙏

[desert holly]

budget cuts

[midnight gust]

confirmed for today but we dont know what time

[delicate lynx]

Too much crashout too little bio homework

I’m cooked

[static bane]

realer words never spoken before

[spiral gate]

FUCK my stupid baka life

[rough obsidian]

oy oy oy baka

[torn solar]

is it even fucking coming

[formal lodge]

no sleep

[toxic hinge]

yeah they realized none of yall deserve admission RD

[fiery abyss]

bro ppl in general are saying its out

[rough obsidian]

🫣 BAKA

[kindred acorn]

what if they pull a Udub and release it at like 11:30

[stiff anchor]

5 cst maybe

[formal lodge]

...

[toxic hinge]

use / report to get them BANNED

[ionic prism]

id crash out

[formal lodge]

IMAGINE THEY DONT RELEASE TODAY

[desert holly]

they gonna release on april fools

[civic girder]

23:59 CST

[echo totem]

it was confirmed via insta!

[night temple]

if my panda express gets here before decisions come out im gonna lose my mind

[torn solar]

hopefull in 8 min

[formal lodge]

ANTICIPATE MY ASS 😭

[woeful stag]

If it delays another day I’m blowing up Evanston

[toxic hinge]

but on a fr note, ping a mod if its out w proof

[delicate lynx]

I literally wake up every day and speak straight facts and MOTHERFUCKERS in this server will STILL DOUBT ME like oh my god I AM NEVER WRONG DONT TELL ME ITS COMING OUT AT 4 CST

[fierce plinth]

lol yea that sounds more accurate than 4 pm est

[ripe basin]

Good luck everyone

[remote tide]

yall is ucla hadd to her into

hard*

[fierce plinth]

esp since their time zone is cst

[delicate lynx]

Crashout over my phones on 8% battery im in my peaceful era now

[formal lodge]

i honestly hope it gets delayed just to see everyone crashout

[fiery abyss]

pst > cst

[civic girder]

my friend is saying its outbin half an hour

im muting him irl if it isnt

[delicate lynx]

If you can’t spell the word hard then possibly

[snow vessel]

!biggreen

[gloomy hill]

https://i.imgur.com/v0Wc3XA.png

[fierce plinth]

Est>>

EST is real timezone

[fiery abyss]

i agree

[proven willow]

ts better not come out afterusc or imma unleash my wolf

[remote tide]

i got in but that makes me feel like everyone got in too

[formal lodge]

asu is harder ngl

[blazing lark]

no way vandy nu same time

[fiery abyss]

yall is ucla hadd to her into

[unique comet]

This subreddit is so funny we be talking bout our whole futures like they are damn sporting events

[formal lodge]

it is hadd

[remote tide]

i dont think i deserved to get in

[rough obsidian]

Ur pfp reminds me of jschlatt

[fierce plinth]

double homicide

[night temple]

im gonna send my friend to stand intimidatingly outside of admissions

[fiery abyss]

very hadd

[midnight gust]

muting him irl is wild

[delicate lynx]

Clearly that is not the fucking case are you stupid. Do you think the 80 thousand some people they reject every year are fucking fictional???????

[fierce plinth]

LMFAOO

[hazy wren]

😭😭

[fiery abyss]

banished

[rough obsidian]

how it feels to delete messages

[daring rover]

LLOL

[snow vessel]

get him

[proven willow]

those who delete

[toxic hinge]

you should've seen cmu last year

[delicate lynx]

‘Does everyone get into UCLA’ are there 120 thousand people on campus??? I DIDNT FUCKING THINK SO

AAAAAH

[next pollen]

Hey I said I'm out, not it's out, tbf 😋

[formal lodge]

i can already tell the chaos 😭

[proven willow]

im predicting it now northwestern is gonna be quirky and do it at like xx:x7

[rough obsidian]

quit baiting nerd its not funny anymore 💔

[toxic hinge]

smiy you're my spirit animal

[civic girder]

out of the closet

[spiral gate]

0/10 ragebait. mods invert every stereocenter in this person's body

[rain skiff]

aight bro 6 more mins then i sleep

[delicate lynx]

guys look he’s just a little guy :3

[rough obsidian]

I want a little tim plushie

[next pollen]

LMAO okay I'll stop

[rough obsidian]

I might just make one atp

[spiral gate]

wait aww now i hope i get denied i don't want to draw him kissing the mit beaver

[vital stump]

put in the garbage disposal in the sink

[rough obsidian]

😓

[cobalt sierra]

REAL

[latent root]

So it’s either in 5 minutes or 35 minutes

[fierce gull]

if u add students and staff its close ig :D

[next pollen]

Yesss exactly 🏳️‍🌈

[delicate lynx]

Omg i have one from when i was like 2 because my dad went to grad school there when i was a toddler 😅

[static bane]

did the voices tell u that

[latent root]

Nah i like even numbers

[rough obsidian]

mail me it

[spiral gate]

everyone be patient i'll release the decisions when i feel like it

[night temple]

got an email from my safety and it gave me a heart attack

[cinder bluff]

could be out in 4

[rough obsidian]

how it feels to be an awesome yellow flag person

[night temple]

i cant figyre out how to unsubscribe they email me constantly

[vale flicker]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thorny prism]

pls be in 4 minutes

i cant wait anymore

[toxic hinge]

i have a little berkeley bear plushie but the string of it broke so its no longer attached to my bag zipper :(

[rough obsidian]

it could be up my ass too 🙏👹

[fierce gull]

did the button not work?

[vale flicker]

I GOT AN EMAIL FROM NORTHEASTERN

😭

[delicate lynx]

im not gonna lie he doesn’t really look like a beaver anymore. he’s been through a lot

There used to be an infant swim class at the pool at mit for grad students with kids (i assume it still exists) and i insisted on taking him into the pool several times

[kindred acorn]

@toxic hinge what was the most interesting decision drop to moderate so far

[rough obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/rishab-jain-rishab-academy-rishab-jain-cult-aditya-jain-aditya-jain-md-gif-14821084714844378546

[night temple]

nope for some reason

[toxic hinge]

actually it has my club on it which makes it cuter

[delicate lynx]

I have some really funny pictures of like 3 year old me floating around in the MIT swimming pool

[toxic hinge]

uhhhhhh define interesting

ucla was a lil crazy bc chat was going so fast

[kindred acorn]

chaos

[spiral gate]

most memorable

[kindred acorn]

or just funny to watch

[civic girder]

abg dream schoolw

[toxic hinge]

idk bro im not chronically addicted to a2c enough to remember yall

[rough obsidian]

i hate all of u freaks

[delicate lynx]

:c

[deft quiver]

Is it out?

[civic girder]

COULD BE OUT SOON AHHH
IM NERVOUS

[rough obsidian]

except smiy and emi

[civic girder]

NO

[rough obsidian]

💛💛💛

[delicate lynx]

We’re so back

[toxic hinge]

neu is always interesting bc people cope hella after getting rejected and its funny asf

[civic girder]

POSSIBLY ONE MINUTE

[rough obsidian]

@plain kernel ily bbg come kiss me at the meetup 🙏🙏🙏

[twin bramble]

OMG 30 SEPCNDS

[civic girder]

UGHHH

[kindred acorn]

erm but you’re a mod and to be a mod you must have been on a2c asking “how 2 get to haravad” 24/7

[static bane]

DID THE VOICES TELL YOU THATTT

[delicate lynx]

It’s never coming out guys pack it up

[snow vessel]

its not gonna come out

[grizzled grail]

hey smiy

[daring rover]

does northwestrern have confetti

?

[twin bramble]

HOLDING MY BREATH UNTIL NORTHWESTERN RELEASES

[remote tide]

on your soul this shit not coming out

[grizzled grail]

r u ready to meet ur future classmates

[rough obsidian]

wrap it up { is messaging

[whole peak]

SMBDY CHECK

[civic girder]

THIS REMINDS ME OF THE UCI BULLSHIT

[toxic hinge]

i didnt even apply to be mod i just got drafted 😂 🙏

[delicate lynx]

She goes to a better school than Harvard i fear

[toxic hinge]

also i was at harvard like yesterday lol

[ivory sand]

racism

[wary chasm]

Yes 😈

[ivory sand]

apt apt

[twin bramble]

K

[blazing lark]

is it out guys

[spiral gate]

can they lowkey just release it already 🥱

[kindred acorn]

poor unfortunate soul

[rough obsidian]

im a freak 👅👅👅

[bitter adder]

Where!

[snow vessel]

YESS

[civic girder]

is it out

[chilly hull]

It’s out

[thorny prism]

pls be out

[steady sparrow]

It’s out

[mighty ermine]

STATUS UPDATE

[ebon yoke]

just check

[spiral gate]

WHAT

[bitter adder]

No way

[thorny prism]

ITS OUT????

[delicate lynx]

Cal

[thorny prism]

OMG

[bitter adder]

No way

[sick obsidian]

It’s out

[spiral gate]

OH MY GOD ITS OUT

[cobalt sierra]

REJECTE

[delicate lynx]

Its out

[bitter adder]

OMGOGMMFF

[static bane]

omg

[delicate lynx]

Actually

[rough obsidian]

IT DROPPED

[static bane]

TEA

[rough obsidian]

@toxic hinge

i checked

[cobalt sierra]

LMFAOO REJCETD

[spiral gate]

ITS OUT

[twin bramble]

ITS OUT

ITS OUT

[rough obsidian]

its out

[wary chasm]

Oh gl all 🙂

[static shuttle]

rejected

[static bane]

the silence omg

[delicate lynx]

oh my god it’s time

[toxic hinge]

what they dont tell you about getting into uc davis

[soft scaffold]

Poll

[delicate lynx]

😭

[rough obsidian]

Ill drop a poll

[kindred acorn]

LOL

[noble plover]

its outttt

[subtle totem]

Good luck everyone 💙💙

[snow vessel]

REJECTED

[spiral gate]

nepotism

[noble plover]

damn

[sand narwhal]

rejected

[toxic hinge]

yeah then ill ping

[sick obsidian]

WL

My 5th!

[worthy bison]

rejected by davis

[remote tide]

rejected

[delicate lynx]

Fuck I should’ve gotten into uc Davis

[remote tide]

lmaoo

[pearl dagger]

I GOT IN

[whole peak]

Im not checking het because im applying my lotion

[pearl dagger]

WTF

[rotund wigeon]

wtf its out

[sick obsidian]

No clue

[noble plover]

you can make a poll???

[delicate lynx]

CONGRATS!!

[static bane]

CONGRATS AY

[noble plover]

bro is a mod

[toxic hinge]

@everyone NU rd out! respond to poll

[vale flicker]

OH FUCK IT'S HERE

[still dock]

waitlisted anybody know the rate

[warm fjord]

ITS OUT

[tawny arch]

Waitlist

[steady sparrow]

Waitlisted

[noble plover]

BEST SCHOOL IN THE COUNTRY BTW

[sick obsidian]

Congrats to those who got in

[steady sparrow]

Bro

[tawny arch]

Come onnnn

[proven willow]

rejected

[dusty eagle]

Accepted mech e

[rough obsidian]

Its ok I only applied because it was free 🙏🙏

[civic girder]

Fuck

[night temple]

rejected yawnnn

[delicate lynx]

WHAT THE FUCK ITS A MASSACRE

[vale flicker]

FUCK

[full lava]

Rejected

[vale flicker]

I GOT REJECTED

[dusty eagle]

I actuslly dont beñieve it

[delicate lynx]

It’s so over

[dusty eagle]

What the hell

[steady sparrow]

Do they waitlist a lot of ppl

[limber dune]

Any internationals who applied for aid got in?? 😂😂🙏

[blazing lark]

rejected!

[delicate lynx]

Holy shit bro

[torn solar]

rejected!!

[noble plover]

damn this is like when the british caught napoleon

[static bane]

kids who got in probs celebrating lol

[forest turtle]

rejected

[ivory sand]

sheesh

[night temple]

so much for no rejections for me

[rough obsidian]

gah damn everyone but that one guy got rejected

[snow vessel]

:(((

[rough obsidian]

Massacred

[ivory sand]

79% rejections

[noble plover]

makes you grateful for ed huh 😭

[rough obsidian]

absolute slaughter

[opaque lagoon]

Rejected

😐

[kindred acorn]

these last few colleges are a bloodbath

[delicate lynx]

Yeah wtf is this 😭

[ivory sand]

this is the worst one yet

[tawny arch]

Dude what the fuck

[echo totem]

OMFG WAITLISTED I HAVE BEEN REJECTED 14 TIMES NO WL EXCEPT FOR NORTHEASTERN LIFE MIGHT JUST BE GOOD AT THIS POINT

[toxic hinge]

40 votes in like 2 minutes is crazy

[spiral gate]

I GOT IN I GOT IN

I GOT IN WHAT THE FUCK

[slate folio]

REAL

[turbid stirrup]

Rejected let’s go 🤑

[slate folio]

ONG

[grizzled grail]

wtf 3 acceptances lol?

[slate folio]

WAIT I MISSED IT

😭

[kindred acorn]

holy shit only 2 got in

[static shuttle]

holy shit grats!!

[forest turtle]

grats

[toxic hinge]

wrong NU gang

[next pollen]

WOOOO ACCEPTEDDD

[chilly hull]

rejected

[static bane]

OMG CONGRATS

[grizzled grail]

yass congratsss

[toxic hinge]

congrats!!

[fiery abyss]

2 admits so far is crazy

[spiral gate]

WHAT THE FUCK IM CRYING

[echo totem]

Huh wdym

[deft harbor]

LETS FUCKING GO

[crimson bear]

waitlisted

[delicate lynx]

YESSSS LETS FUCKING GO

[vale flicker]

FUCK THIS FUCKING COLLEGE

MIDWESTERN

[raw gazelle]

FIRST WAITLIST 🗣️ 🔥

[rough obsidian]

Awesome!!! :)) @spiral gate

[delicate lynx]

FUCK YEAH

[toxic hinge]

this is the northwestern thread not northeastern

[snow vessel]

SCREWW YOUUUUUU

[vale flicker]

I STAY UP UNTIL 3 AM

[ionic prism]

rejected

[vale flicker]

AND YOU REJECT ME

[delicate lynx]

IM SO FURINAPILLED

[raw gazelle]

YEEEEEAAAAASSS

[limber dune]

intl who applied for aid, we getting in?

[static shuttle]

shit school anyways, we'll get in somewhere better :)

[thorny prism]

rejected damn

[torn solar]

81% reject lmao

[toxic hinge]

chat stop moving too fast i need to react to people's messages

[vale flicker]

ON SKIBIDI

[echo totem]

but i got waitlisted at northwestern ? oh i meant like i just got waitlisted at one other school sorry to confuse you

[rotund wigeon]

I FUCKING HATE THIS

WAITLIST

SO MANY

[hardy cave]

wraps bruv

[rotund wigeon]

WAITLIST

[night temple]

DOES THIS MEAN WE’RE GETTING THE BEAVER KISS

[toxic hinge]

oh lol mb, congrats on waitlist!

[torn solar]

better than reject

[wintry lark]

Rejected 😜

[rough obsidian]

Fawk

[delicate lynx]

LETS GOOOOO

[grizzled grail]

yasss furina ur new classmate

[kindred acorn]

hey at least you can get some sleep not worrying about it

[fiery abyss]

wait does it have confetti if u get in?

[echo totem]

I WILL BE LOCKING IN FOR THE NEXT FEW MONTHS BC OF THIS

[delicate lynx]

Wellllll she might get one of the ivies

[rough obsidian]

@spiral gate ill draw the beaver u draw the husky?

[delicate lynx]

We dont know yet

[shrewd fossil]

dang rejected

[grizzled grail]

oh true

[bold spoke]

this is so devious what

[delicate lynx]

It remains to be seen

[bold spoke]

4%???

[tired onyx]

rejected

[rustic beacon]

I GOT IN OMGGGGG

[delicate lynx]

FOURRRR?

[opaque lagoon]

Cold as shit anyways

[grizzled grail]

wtf

NU 4% AR??

[kindred acorn]

for northwestern…?

[grizzled grail]

YASSS

[torn solar]

cgonratss

[delicate lynx]

Ed was 15 @bold spoke down from like 20% last year

[static shuttle]

me when i fill half my class during ed

[kindred acorn]

not that it’s not a good school

[bold spoke]

that's what it says

[grizzled grail]

CONGRATS RKAAAAA

[bold spoke]

omg 😭

[delicate lynx]

Ed went from 20 to 15

[rough obsidian]

holy mother of yap

[rotund wigeon]

how is it to get off the waitlist

at nrothwestern

[subtle totem]

This is insane

[static shuttle]

fr

[vale flicker]

surprise

[rotund wigeon]

is it impossible

[ivory sand]

i thought this sub sees 10-30% for ivies

[vale flicker]

USC is still pending

[noble plover]

WWWWWWWW

[ivory sand]

how is NU so cooked

[full lava]

waitlist

[echo totem]

says 0-100 waitlisted ppl get in

[dusty holly]

what

[noble plover]

northwestern 4% is fucking diabolical

[tired onyx]

is there a poll?

[delicate lynx]

Holy motherfucking shit

[noble plover]

yale bro

[dusty holly]

is northwestern acceptance rate 4%

[spiral gate]

TRUTH TRUTH TRUTH

[noble plover]

yale is gonna be so scary

[delicate lynx]

Ykw today is a fat fucking win for me

[tired onyx]

yes

[delicate lynx]

Furina got in

[rotund wigeon]

how many get waitlisted tho

[rough obsidian]

Pinned

[spiral gate]

oh my god yall im fucking crying i actustally got in

[ivory sand]

i aint reading your deans bs sybau

[whole peak]

ok im checksing…

[echo totem]

boy im not northwestern

[dusty holly]

W northwestern

[noble plover]

smiy 4% what a flex

[delicate lynx]

@spiral gate are all of ur remaining decisions tomorrow?

[rough obsidian]

Hmu let me know the base Im drawing on Ill do it

[dusty holly]

northwestern my goat

[rotund wigeon]

lmaoooo

[full lava]

OMG OMG OMG

[hoary crescent]

rejected its over for me

[dusty eagle]

Ts doesn’t feel real

[full lava]

FURINA YOU WERE SPAMMING MY NORTHWESTERN POEM

[delicate lynx]

Urs finna be 0.0002% at this rate bruh

[toxic hinge]

yeah should just say "No" and leave it at that

[echo totem]

i beloeve in you WE GOT THIS 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[rough obsidian]

exactly 😂

[noble plover]

test required bro we not cracking 6%

[rough meadow]

rejected

[rotund wigeon]

u got wl as well?

[delicate lynx]

LMFAOOO

[static shuttle]

a2c bloodbath holy crap

[snow vessel]

they be comin up w/ exucses n shi

[full lava]

OH NORTHWESTERN YOU STAND SO GALLANTLY ON HE ISLAND OF EVANSTON??? @spiral gate GOOD JOBBBB

[toxic hinge]

80 votes is CRAZY

[echo totem]

Yea but rejected from like 5 billion other schools so a win is a win (assuming i win later in may)

[noble plover]

you got in?

[vale flicker]

SUB 5% AR ON A2C??

[delicate lynx]

Holy actual shit

[ebon yoke]

i feel like i got hacked when I went to check my status it wasn't yellow

[fierce plinth]

That poll is crazy mane

[full lava]

nah waitlist but i thought i was gonna get rejected 😭

[ebon yoke]

and its usually yellow

[full lava]

does northwestern waitlist a lot of people

[fresh elbow]

rejected

[rough obsidian]

Just wait yall the people who got in are probably gone celebrating

[jolly juniper]

yall i hope u realize

[rough obsidian]

It will even out

[twin bramble]

WAITLISTED AS THE ASTRO SAID IT WOULD BE

[jolly juniper]

the acceptance rate isnt 4%

[mighty ermine]

Rejected

[rotund wigeon]

lmaooo. ive been waitlisted by a million schools so its statrting to pmo. stupid ucs.

[bitter adder]

I just casually got rejected from my dream school on a random Wednesday
Wow

[dreamy storm]

Friend and I both rejected

[daring notch]

waitlisted 🥲

[delicate lynx]

Alright everyone now I gotta wait 24 hours to find out if I get friend

[fierce plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-squid-game-guard-ts-pmo-gif-12712203662881626331

[echo totem]

i would’ve applied to UCs but f the 80k oos tuition

[ivory sand]

damn

[tawny arch]

Realllll Astro predicted

[kindred acorn]

is this one of the biggest blood baths of a college this admissions season?

[ivory sand]

it’s in the stars?

[ivory sand]

astrology?

[dusty holly]

3.71%???

[quasi latch]

its joever

[echo totem]

IDHRIJFIFIEJGJOEKSKF

[quasi latch]

rejected

[dusty holly]

there's no way

[uncut aurora]

i think i speak for everyone when i say WE all want to get rejected 🙏 💯

[gilded jasper]

rip

[rotund wigeon]

lmaoooo. thats me for umich

[simple beacon]

accepted!

[full lava]

yay!

[tribal flame]

REJECTED

[full lava]

good job

[echo totem]

dang i applied too and got deferred.. totally forgot about their crazy tuition too

[delicate lynx]

congrats!!!

[toxic hinge]

alr skele im gonna dip, ping me in #🏆-guardians-gateway if you need help getting these bozos in line

[teal abyss]

i didn’t want their 90k tuition anyway 😒

[toxic hinge]

its been nice knowing you NU thread 🙏

[uncut aurora]

What chanel is No Access

[stoic sable]

waitlisted

[uncut aurora]

Don't worry @toxic hinge i'm a mod so it's good i got it from here

[rotund wigeon]

85k is actually insanity for a public school

[rough obsidian]

I might be busy during emory instead 😭

[full lava]

Bro like does a 1550 have no value anymore like everyone who I see get in r test optional ts pmo 🥀

[solid lintel]

deadass

[fierce plinth]

THEYREPUBLIC ??

[mellow burrow]

Denied
I've been denied almost every school I've applied
Gonna kms

[uncut aurora]

No you're just a bad applicant thank you next question please

[fierce plinth]

I thought NU was private

[solid lintel]

everyone ik has some crazy hook and low stats

[rotund wigeon]

i was talking about umich with another guy

[worthy bison]

deadass 1540 straight reject

cooked

[grand otter]

I GOT REJECTED w a 1550 gang

[spiral gate]

it might be a while i literally cannot focus rn

[uncut aurora]

1590 is like the bare minimum to be considered "good" so

[fierce plinth]

ohh

[rough obsidian]

me too 😂

[whole peak]

Rejected 😭

[uncut aurora]

and even then 1590 isn't good imo

[loud patio]

Twinning 😂

[jolly juniper]

1550 rejected gang

[solid lintel]

fml

[rough obsidian]

Hahaha yeah go celebrate

[spiral gate]

Oh Northwestern, with your campus so gallantly standing on the island of Evanston, I can do nothing but gaze at you with pride.

[plucky dagger]

id rather go TO then submit a 1590

[ivory sand]

fac

[toxic hinge]

thank you gang im sorry for hating on you

[full lava]

R u test optional 💀

[toxic hinge]

do you know when thats speculated

[plucky dagger]

shit ass 😭

[night temple]

scores past like 1500 arent what make u get in or out lets be real

[plain horizon]

to more like pmo 🥀