Johns Hopkins University (JHU) (2024-2025)

[eternal gale]

i’d say i’m at abt an 8

[wet folio]

Oh nah

[warped bluff]

10

my ass is refreshing the portal 😭

[eternal gale]

I’ve been staring at the portal page for 20 minutes

[wooden steeple]

10!

[warped bluff]

I just got out of 3rd period I did not pay attention to a single thing LOL

[wooden steeple]

3rd

[eternal gale]

it’s okay we can all get cooked together

[wooden steeple]

hows it only 3rd period

[untold egret]

10

bro

[elder prawn]

rd is so tough to get in

[eternal gale]

one of us should get in right??

[wooden steeple]

no

[plain tree]

I recommend the Auto Refresh Plus extension or something like that if you're trying to refresh the page to check status

[untold egret]

i thought yall will be filled with bio nerds

[wooden steeple]

there isnt 80 people here

[plain tree]

just for the sake of your F5 key

[warped bluff]

bay area baby

[cosmic oak]

wow congrats omg

[wooden steeple]

oh

[viral zephyr]

jhu is the only highly prestigious school i applied to ive given up hope

[warped bluff]

I'm too tech dumb to do that

[wooden steeple]

youll get in then if u got in yale

[untold egret]

i DID not expect every mf who got into ut austin uiuc etc etc apply to jhu as well 😭

[autumn lantern]

How many of yall here are apllying to biotech or bioeng

[winter cove]

thank you ❤️

[wooden steeple]

i applied bme

[autumn lantern]

Everyone right

[wooden steeple]

unfort

no experience

[autumn lantern]

Damn

[wooden steeple]

no real ecs

[winter cove]

im not sure

[eternal gale]

same boat here

[wooden steeple]

cooked

[obsidian nacelle]

gl everybody :D

[cosmic oak]

15 min yall

[elder prawn]

i did biophysucs

[wooden steeple]

just go to yale 😭

[winter cove]

yale is very much interdisciplinary and i took that lens on my app

[warped bluff]

gl!!!!

[winter cove]

yeah i will

[elder prawn]

essays were so ass for me

so i don't think ima get in

[wooden steeple]

essays were alr

[winter cove]

but i dont have my official letter yet lol

[autumn lantern]

My essay i feel was nice bro

[eternal gale]

time to lock in, good luck yall and let us know how it goes

[wooden steeple]

i dont have stats for hopkins

[autumn lantern]

Yall dont scare me now

[warped bluff]

I liked my john hopkins essay enough but 💔 my ecs are kinda ass

[winter cove]

i think hopkins is a lot more SAT score and STEMmy

[wooden steeple]

same

[wise blaze]

CHECKLIST GONE

[winter cove]

my sat score wasnt in teh range lol

[winter cove]

its been gone

[warped bluff]

It's been gone for a while no?

[wooden steeple]

what was ur sat act scores

[winter cove]

i had 1460 sat

didnt do act

[wise blaze]

mine just went away

[cosmic oak]

wait do they consider superdocres

[wooden steeple]

u submit?

[cosmic oak]

superscores**

[winter cove]

yeah

[wooden steeple]

you mustve had insane ecs

or essays

[winter cove]

i submitted everywhere except for like

[wooden steeple]

and grades

[winter cove]

usc and umd

[wooden steeple]

not umd?

[winter cove]

id like to think so

[peak crane]

guys i didn’t apply to john hopkins but got promotional emails from them, im getting admitted tonight right

[wooden steeple]

i got rejected to umd

[winter cove]

i submitted the app on nov 1st and then realized they required official test scores

[warped bluff]

for sure

[winter cove]

so i just went to

[wooden steeple]

oh

yeah

i submitted got rejected

[winter cove]

rip

[modest silo]

so when u get accepted and log in the screen automatically shows acceptance?

[winter cove]

we dont know this

[wooden steeple]

uiuc

[warped bluff]

last year they showed a blue screen w/ a congrats vid

[winter cove]

yeah mid 50th percentile for SAT is 1530 to 1560 lol

[untold egret]

1520 but that aint doing shit

[azure surge]

@winter cove u applied to Hopkins?

[winter cove]

yeah

[wooden steeple]

yeah idt scores have helped me this year

[azure surge]

U alr in

[wooden steeple]

maybe illinois but nothing else

[ionic hollow]

so cooked bruh

[untold egret]

no

[wooden steeple]

i had 34 on act gettin rejected

[untold egret]

ig 50% is 1520

[ionic hollow]

1540 aint gonna do shit

[untold egret]

no?

[wise blaze]

im so cooked

12 minutes

[warped bluff]

I went test optional I'm extra cooked 💔

[eternal girder]

Wait like if you get in, it just says right away when you click the link?

[ionic hollow]

na its 25-75th percentile

[nimble flame]

So close

[ionic hollow]

i think

[wise blaze]

my firstborn is getting ready

[glass geode]

Or maybe 2

[untold egret]

😭

cooked

[wooden steeple]

cook

[winter cove]

mid 50th is 25-75th

[wooden steeple]

wait no way im 25th

[glass geode]

Guys we all self reported in common app right?

[untold egret]

i didnt even cross 25th percentile

[wooden steeple]

hell anhahh

[untold egret]

yayyyyy

[glass geode]

We did not send official scores right

[winter cove]

hey that means that 25% of ppl got in with less than a 1530!

[glass geode]

They take self reported right

[winter cove]

me neither

[flint apex]

I’m cooked

[winter cove]

yeah they take self reported

[real mantle]

for jhu?

[untold egret]

u must have some goated ecs

[winter cove]

ya

[untold egret]

😭

[winter cove]

i guess

[untold egret]

i dont have them also

[real mantle]

cooked for math

[flint apex]

1500

[glass geode]

GUYS IM DYING

THEY TAKE SELF REPORTED SAT RIGHT I DID NOT NEED TO SEND IN OFFICIAL SCORE

[real mantle]

reading im 50th

[winter cove]

i didnt have any stem ecs tho other than my capstone project

[winter cove]

yes

ur fine

not that many schools require official scores

[ionic hollow]

none of my rd schools

required it

[wooden steeple]

umd

[winter cove]

gw required official scores

[wooden steeple]

bum

[ionic hollow]

did ea

[warped bluff]

Oh my God they're out

[ionic hollow]

umd

[winter cove]

ur lying

[glass geode]

they’re out?

[wooden steeple]

no

[glass geode]

Told yall

[winter cove]

are they acc out bc i want to record a rxn video

[wooden steeple]

i wont be checkin

[winter cove]

n i dont wanna start my video if theyre not acc out

[obsidian nacelle]

its out

[sleek trellis]

no

[obsidian nacelle]

for me

[warped bluff]

ues

[hybrid ginkgo]

It's out

[warped bluff]

reject 💔

[winter cove]

fr?

[slow flume]

Rip

[wise blaze]

reject

[warped bluff]

Yeah

[ionic hollow]

rejected

[obsidian nacelle]

Thank you for your interest in Johns Hopkins University. After a thorough review of your application, we regret to inform you that we are not able to offer you admission.

[ionic hollow]

g

g

[winter cove]

ok lemme go upstairs

[eternal girder]

Bruh it came out already?

[sleek trellis]

OH IT 'S OUT

[wooden steeple]

rejected!

[autumn lantern]

Im not opening until 1230

Whatever happens happens

[glass geode]

Who got in

[autumn lantern]

So be it

[wooden steeple]

not even waitlist damn

[untold egret]

rejected ;-;

[umbral niche]

Rejected

[flint apex]

I got in

[wooden steeple]

congrat

[untold egret]

WW

CONGO

[ionic hollow]

W

[glass geode]

Does it show up with status update

[warped bluff]

Congrats!!

[glass geode]

Or if I login it shows directly

[winter cove]

rejected!!

[sleek trellis]

status update I think

[ionic hollow]

bruh

[glass geode]

Did you click view status or was it when you logged in?

[stuck dome]

rejected

[sleek trellis]

I haven't opened cause I gotta record a vid 😭

[flint apex]

Can’t believe it

[wooden steeple]

dang bruh

[untold egret]

its so lame and mid bro 😭

[crimson zinc]

rejected

[glass geode]

GUYS WHEN YOU CLICK LOGIN DOES IT SHOW UP IMMEDIATELY OR DO I HAVE TO CLICK VIEW STATUS UPDATE

[wooden steeple]

not even nice ab it

[flint apex]

Just a video when I logged in

[elder prawn]

it's already out

[wooden steeple]

rip

[warped bluff]

the status update means waitlist or rejection

[elder prawn]

im waiting for my friend

to open it

[untold egret]

just click status update and find out

[haughty fossil]

waitlist F

[glass geode]

So the second I login it’s there

[eternal girder]

oohh was it a video acceptance letter?

[wooden steeple]

yep i ain getting in anywhere good

[glass geode]

I haven’t logged in yet

[elder prawn]

it doesn't immediately show up

[stuck dome]

is there a poll for accept/reject

[elder prawn]

there's a letter

[mild jungle]

Accepted

Engineering

[glass geode]

Even for acceptance?

[wooden steeple]

type

[elder prawn]

idk

[elder prawn]

i haven't opened mine yet

[winter cove]

congrats!!!

[mild jungle]

Thank you

[crimson zinc]

CONFRATSSS

[glass geode]

@flint apex after you clicked login did you get ur decision or did you have to click on other stuff

[wooden steeple]

what is a blue jay anyway

[glass geode]

@mild jungle

[wooden steeple]

birds arent real

[flint apex]

It was right when I logged in

[mild jungle]

I just logged in and it popped up lol

[glass geode]

Bruh

Mixed answer

[mild jungle]

Jump scare fr

[glass geode]

Okay okay

So I won’t login yet

Does the video autoplay or do you have to play

[ionic hollow]

??????????/

what is bro doin

[mild jungle]

Idk

[gilded vessel]

bouta get humbled again 🗣️

[frank geode]

new decision letter?

[glass geode]

So if it isn’t a video it’s a rejection or waitlist

[warped bluff]

you'll know when you open it lmfao

[hybrid ginkgo]

Chill just login

It's whatever

[wooden steeple]

4/13!!

[glass geode]

Waiting for parents and want to emotionally prepare myself

[proper gale]

Right I have 1550 and it hasn't been doing shit either

[winter cove]

my mom cares more about the rejection than i do

lol

[wooden steeple]

didu get in

[glass geode]

I’m asking that if I do login, and am not prompted with a video, am I rejected/wairlisted??

[winter cove]

no

[hybrid ginkgo]

It's not that serious but sure

[warped bluff]

you'll know

[vague sedge]

Waitlisted

[warped bluff]

When you log in

LOL

[wooden steeple]

ok that means ill get into yale

thats fien

[tender current]

is it out?

[obsidian nacelle]

on everybodies soul i'm getting into tufts

not tufts

yale

[mild jungle]

Yale but no JHU? Lol

[winter cove]

yes

[winter cove]

Yasss

[viral zephyr]

rejected but it's okay i expected it

[tender current]

oh no

[vague sedge]

🙏

[tender current]

im scared

[proper gale]

Rejected

[winter cove]

thats why yale is HYPSM and JHU is a fake t10 smh

[fringe dragon]

it’s out??

[topaz scarab]

rejected

[raw beacon]

i got yield protected lowkey fr

[crimson zinc]

real

[stuck dome]

no same

[hidden sky]

Damn

[wise blaze]

kicking and screaming indeed

[mild jungle]

Finally cracked t10

gg

[tender current]

screaming crying throwing up

[cosmic oak]

its out?

[flint apex]

I’m in shock

[wise blaze]

my firstborn aint having it

[wooden steeple]

holy

[vague sedge]

Guys why am I the only waitlist

[untold egret]

the chosen one

i'd be happy tbh

[patent ridge]

john hopkins please

[civic ermine]

rip

[untold egret]

waitlist is better than rejection

[vague sedge]

lol I’m not even gonna hop on it

[wet folio]

J GOT IN

YESSSS

[cosmic oak]

damn rejected

[sick parcel]

congrats!

[untold egret]

why

[glass cape]

how is it out

its not 3pm est

[untold egret]

they released early

[vague sedge]

MIT 😁

[stuck dome]

guess it was a bit early

[fringe dragon]

I GOT IN WITH $44k PER YEAR OMG

[dull cairn]

CHAT DID THEY COME OUT…

[fringe dragon]

HODSON SCHOLARSHIP

[sick parcel]

apparently

[patent ridge]

gonna drink til i pass out now ggs

[gilded vessel]

this is not looking good

[cosmic topaz]

waitlist highkey harder than acceptance

[winter cove]

came out at 2:50

theres alr a poll

[cosmic topaz]

we already have one

[modest silo]

rejected

[dull cairn]

fuck

[real mantle]

oh they came out?

[dull cairn]

mb gang

[echo jay]

right now yeah

[winter cove]

bro colleges are so decisive about me

[real mantle]

ok bet time to get rejected

[cosmic topaz]

poll!

[velvet obsidian]

rejected

[warped bluff]

Gonna buy 20 dollars worth of boba to drown my sorrows

[untold egret]

dang W

[winter cove]

no waitlists, just acceptances and rejections

[velvet obsidian]

3/0/4

[dull cairn]

@everyone jhu rd has come out! vote on the poll

[spare totem]

JHU RD out, vote on the poll @everyone

[winter cove]

Gg

[spare totem]

Oh fuck

[proper gale]

Not the double ping

[dull cairn]

SOB

[slow turret]

2 pings is funny

[warped bluff]

Lmfao

[real mantle]

i pre-coped by getting boba before opening my decision

gonna need a lot of boba today...

[patent ridge]

11 beers in my fridge calling my name rn

[glass cape]

rejected

lol

not suprised

[eternal gale]

rejected

not even a waitlist

congrats to yall who got in

[keen skiff]

Accepted RD, computer engineering

[wet folio]

I got in for Econ

I’m so happy

[solid spade]

i heard people who get waitlisted from johns hopkins are the coolest people ever

[wooden pivot]

Rejected

[glass cape]

if ur rejected from jhu u should not even be stressing

[noble umbra]

Waitlisted unfortunately

[real mantle]

woah that portal is fucked

[slate pond]

yo

[noble umbra]

If nothing else I know I have a chance at some of the others I applied to!

[cosmic topaz]

up there w getting deferred by nyu for hardest non-acceptance decisions

[eternal gale]

i’ll be back for med school

[ivory yoke]

reject

[slate pond]

ACCEPTED

[glass cape]

if u get rejected from jhu it dont mean anything

lol

[slate pond]

LETS GOOOOOOO

[rich yew]

it means u cant attend jhu

[winter cove]

true

[fossil field]

Rejected

[solid spade]

real

[balmy dune]

I GOT IN

[cosmic topaz]

reminder to vote if you got a decision

[winter cove]

Wharton

[spark haven]

wait did ppl get in

[winter cove]

not me 💔

[rich yew]

yale lost 😔

[solid spade]

everyone i know named jazzy who gets waitlisted from johns hopkins gets into the ivy league so i wouldn't worry

[slate pond]

jhu is not that great tho lowk

[cosmic topaz]

like 8

[chilly plover]

wheres the poll

[slate pond]

90k for a hood

[proper gale]

Whatever everyone here is just boring depressed premeds that study all day 🙄

[winter cove]

pissed me off

[glass cape]

it means ur life moves on and u will succeed as much as others

[winter cove]

so badly

[proper gale]

(Coping)

[winter cove]

like why did u guys play so SHIT

[real mantle]

fr and its in fucking baltimore

[ancient wedge]

how many do they accept waitlist lol

[real mantle]

who wants to live in baltimore

[slate pond]

ong

[winter cove]

jhu is mid as fuck

only a t10 for BME

...

[spark haven]

now you have to go to yale

[patent ridge]

ong ucla time

[spark haven]

my condolences

[proper gale]

In the ghetto of Baltimore too

[slate pond]

hopefully i get off ucsd waitlist so i dont have to go to fucking baltimore

[real mantle]

aight purdue here i come

[slate pond]

maryland

[glass cape]

i wanted jhu cus of neuro but its ight

[warped bluff]

Real baltimore mid city tbh

[slate pond]

and get shot up

[winter cove]

Guys after i got fuckign rejected from JHU i have to go to stupid ass yale. Fucking shitty ass new haven school

[rich yew]

😭

[glass cape]

?!

[slate pond]

f tier ragebait

[spark haven]

guys did you hear about the jhu student who killed his robber

[slate pond]

jk

[spark haven]

with a katana

[glass cape]

wait so unc chapel comes out toay, umich

[autumn lantern]

Rejected

[glass cape]

today

[ancient wedge]

damn so i’m basically cooked

[autumn lantern]

Im devastated my whole family loved this school

[chilly plover]

first world problems

[proper gale]

Damn 2.5k is hella

[echo jay]

4%.. higher thani thought lol

[autumn lantern]

Guess the school didnt love me

[proper gale]

And I wasn't one of them

[rich yew]

woof

[spark haven]

same ngl

[proper gale]

Wait UMich is today?

[rich yew]

isnt umich always like the latest

[winter cove]

probably not

[mystic thunder]

Rejected

[winter cove]

umich is probably next week

[glass cape]

speculated either today or 28th

umich probs today

they love fridays

[winter cove]

doubt

[proper gale]

Ucla is today

[winter cove]

they close the portal monday before decisions

[proper gale]

🙊

[glass cape]

i was deffered umich so i hope i get

rd

[gilded vessel]

wait i heard

[rich yew]

80% ppl sayin

[gilded vessel]

it wasnt

i thought it was next week

man idek

[proper gale]

Ppl said it was last week

So they better not do that

[spark haven]

ucla is not today bro ms bruin told me last night

[proper gale]

Again

[rich yew]

i swear ucla always comes before cal

[cosmic topaz]

shoutout to the liter of my blood that was shipped to jhu’s hospital right around college decisions last year

[sick parcel]

this bs is bruining my life.

[cosmic topaz]

at least some part of me is at jhu (i literally didn’t even apply)

[real mantle]

did they let you in

[winter cove]

For every acceptance ive gotten ive gotten a rejection

[spark haven]

sounds like you need a bruining cup of tea

[cosmic topaz]

did not apply bc they don’t have my major lol

[soft sandal]

Anyone in?

[pearl frigate]

does jhu accept much off the WL😔

[winter cove]

4%

[spark haven]

yeah im in my house

[autumn lantern]

Out of the 9 people who got in, how many were international?

[rich yew]

good one!

[cosmic topaz]

waitlist percentages change based on year

[devout gale]

Jhu rejected lmfao

[pearl frigate]

god damn😭

[winter cove]

same

its ok u have ur non t20 t20

[glass geode]

I’m international who got rejected

I also requested aid

But I was admitted to Georgia Tech for engineering so I don’t think I was incompetent

[cosmic topaz]

could be worse

[winter cove]

damn what school is this

[cosmic topaz]

jhu

[fathom barn]

got in pub health

[winter cove]

FUCK

why would u wl 3k+ ppl just to not accept anyone

at that point

just reject them

[spark haven]

i know i laughed

[storm bison]

Scared to open

[oak stag]

i think asking for aid was what got you :(

[winter cove]

just open it

[storm bison]

I'll check aftee waking up

[winter cove]

waiting does not change the outcome

[storm bison]

Ik I'm cookes

[tropic roost]

DOUBLE HODSON IS DIABOLICAL

[glass geode]

I don’t even know if I would’ve qualified and it wasn’t much aid

[warped bluff]

2 😭

[glass geode]

It’s whatever we ball

[solid spade]

why even accept any

[proper gale]

I just want a waitlist atp like damn..

[cosmic topaz]

nobody who gets rejected from a highly-selective school is incompetent

[oak stag]

2021 was a different time

[rich yew]

ik ts server too cracked

[nimble flame]

JHU aid package goes INSANE

[ivory yoke]

is ucla coming out in 5 hours or nah?

[nimble flame]

$8k/yr JHU my love

[cosmic topaz]

reminder to do the poll if you havent yet

[mystic thunder]

Phewf 58 rejections

They have a 4% acceptance rate this year

[winter cove]

13% a2c acceptance rate pretty good

[cosmic topaz]

#1340234238976331776

[winter cove]

wheres this number from

[mystic thunder]

My mom gets counselor emails

Because I’m home schooled

[solid spade]

for those who got into jhu, you guys are better than me

[winter cove]

ah

[winter cove]

same

[real mantle]

what the fuck

i should've applied ed

my parents said no </3

[pearl frigate]

is a ~4% waitlist ar considered good for a t20 WL? i haven't looked at many waitlists stats so i don't know how it compares to peer institutions

[proper gale]

Why didn't I do ed2 here ugh

[cosmic topaz]

waitlist acceptance rates change every year

[wooden steeple]

rip-

[real mantle]

its ok ivy day will clutch

[spark haven]

damn so much ppl applied

[velvet obsidian]

what does that translate to as a %age

[real mantle]

time for depression boba

[storm bison]

Any intl get in 😢

[warped bluff]

boooo ed system all my homies hate ed

[cosmic topaz]

~4%

[spark haven]

depends on said t20 waitlist

[pearl frigate]

oh so it's possible they take like 0 one year and 200 another?

[spark haven]

yeah

[cosmic topaz]

yes

[pearl frigate]

wdym

[pearl frigate]

ight thank you

[spark haven]

bc what if 200 ppl who got into jhu also got into harvard

[real mantle]

surely

[spark haven]

but the next year 600 got into harvard and jhu

[velvet obsidian]

is this chat getting purged

[gilded vessel]

jhu?

crazy stuff

[spark haven]

yale and duke will have different waitlist percentages

so

its school by school

[cosmic topaz]

reminder to vote if you got a decision

[sturdy token]

so who got in

[winter cove]

i save all my decision letters so i can burn the bad ones

but jhu is weird and doesnt let me save the letter as a pdf bruh

[sturdy token]

jhu washed anyways

Yale

[nimble flame]

Real

[jovial gyro]

i probably got in only cuz i did an internship with JHU APL

no way my ass could have pulled off a 7% AR otherwise 😂

[maiden linden]

woah jhu is out?

[sturdy token]

you got in so who cares

[slate pond]

what was ur gpa?

[winter cove]

Yasss

[winter cove]

no.. you deserve it so much!! congrats

[jovial gyro]

dms, would rather not go into this here

[cosmic topaz]

lets be civil

[mystic thunder]

About 4% iirc

[slate pond]

oh alr

[sturdy token]

no im saying its a good thing!!

like

[winter cove]

wait how was that not civil lol

[sturdy token]

don’t belittle it

[jovial gyro]

idk how thats not civil

[winter cove]

he congratulated em

[craggy pivot]

congrats everyone!

[cosmic topaz]

ah icic lol

[gilded vessel]

wild

[sturdy token]

all good

[silk herald]

Should I be sad that I got rejected or not

[winter cove]

if you are its okay

[somber wraith]

feel like we really dont have that many premeds on this server

[maiden linden]

congrats to everyone that got in !!

[winter cove]

everyone is cs

[cosmic topaz]

the lack of punctuation/tendencies of people in here getting mean after decisions got me lol

[cosmic topaz]

reminder to vote if you got a decision

[silk herald]

Im not upset i applied bc my mom wanted me to

But like

[somber wraith]

lots of liberal arts/humanities ppl too

[rigid gale]

noooo my twinnn

[winter cove]

oh then u dont need to be sad lol jhu mid asf

[winter cove]

aw im so sorry babes

[silk herald]

Ok fire

[sturdy token]

yeah ur good I can see why some ppl might be mad, I didn’t even apply jhu tho lol

[winter cove]

Damn

thats aura as fuck

holy shit

[sturdy token]

WWWW

[winter cove]

WWWWW

[crimson zinc]

aura wtf

[winter cove]

CONGRATSSSS

[paper stone]

#waitlisted guys

[silk herald]

Aura

[somber wraith]

jhu gives merit??

[crimson zinc]

awe thank you but can’t sweep em all !! 🥹

[winter cove]

so nonchalant about it too... waited 20 mins and then casually goes accepted w full ride

thats so aura

[void escarp]

how was jhu chat

[winter cove]

i felt the aura from 20 miles away

[true perch]

Congrats man!!!

[winter cove]

Eh

[crimson zinc]

maybe in another life 😔😔

[civic ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/unsrscandidate-shai-sga-aura-gif-10663461325261339549

[somber wraith]

evb dihhed but not as bad as MIT this yr LOL

[winter cove]

i think 10 ppl got in

[vernal dock]

dont come here

[cosmic topaz]

harder to get waitlisted than get in

[rigid gale]

yeah but the financial aid goes harder speaking from experience

[vernal dock]

thats it

dont come

[winter cove]

gg

[somber wraith]

w

[rigid gale]

hey hey we need more ppl to fund the construction shhhh

[vernal dock]

run from this place

goddamn construction

[somber wraith]

yale REA and MIT RD

dihhed everyone

[rigid gale]

no no its lovely here

[spark haven]

i heard jhu was cool tho

[nimble flame]

Appreciate the advice 🙏

[somber wraith]

mr glass

[vernal dock]

the premed grind here is no joke

[rigid gale]

i say with a gun to my head by ronny d

[vernal dock]

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

[somber wraith]

believe me you will enjoy pgh way more than b'more

[vernal dock]

i have 3 selfies with ronny d

[real mantle]

they did it for me

[spark haven]

is being premed at jhu fun

and enjoyable

[oak stag]

it'll be cooler when all the construction is done

[vernal dock]

oh hell no

[undone hull]

Reject

[oak stag]

no

[somber wraith]

being a premed

[vernal dock]

im neuro premed

[somber wraith]

anywhere

[jovial gyro]

baltimore is a crazy ass city

[somber wraith]

isnt fun

except brown PLME

[rigid gale]

student center dropping soon

[jovial gyro]

i live close to baltimore, so ive been there a few times and ive seen some wild shit

[oak stag]

library is still under construction T_T

probably will be until after graduation

[spark haven]

theres alot of construction?

[vernal dock]

ill answer any questions yyou have about jhu premed

[spark haven]

wow jhu is rolling in dough rn

[oak stag]

...

[rigid gale]

okay but like student center clears the asbestos mse library

[vernal dock]

i dont actually hate it here

[cosmic topaz]

"jhu" and "fun" do not belong in the same sentence

[oak stag]

i can also answer questions as well

[vernal dock]

jhu is just not for everyone

[rigid gale]

i can answer engineering questions

[oak stag]

as will i, i suppose

[neat gyro]

Ahh is the JHU area generally safe

[grizzled turtle]

Congrats guys!!!

[oak stag]

kind of

[winter cove]

jhu is the uchicago of baltimore

[vernal dock]

yup charles village

[rigid gale]

in the grand scheme of things yes im from nyc so

[winter cove]

i think when people say schools areas are unsafe its usually because they lack common sense

[vernal dock]

safety is not really an issue

[winter cove]

like if you are used to being around in a city then you should be fine

[rigid gale]

if ur from a city its literally the same if ur from the suburbs or like rural community a bit much

[winter cove]

its like the nyc transplants who point and laugh at homeless people and then r confused when they pop out at u like

what did u expect

[jovial gyro]

just dont do dumb shit and youll be fine

[spark haven]

theres def a difference between hanover and hyde park tho tbh

but i get you

[vernal dock]

what dorm are you jhu guys in

im in amr 3b

[oak stag]

just follow city rules like paying attention to your surroundings as stuff, and you'll be fine

[sturdy token]

have fun being around ravens fans #unbearable

[vernal dock]

for soph i got rogers

[winter cove]

yeah

[grizzled turtle]

Also cause they come from a suburb

[rigid gale]

bradford 🤗

[grizzled turtle]

Or rural area

[oak stag]

i was in wolman last year and im in mccoy now

[winter cove]

yeah true

[vernal dock]

fuck i wanted bradford

[oak stag]

you're so lucky for that T_T

[vernal dock]

im in rogers soph year SMH

[sturdy token]

Bradford UK vs Bradford USA is a big difference

[rigid gale]

bradford double life is great

[neat gyro]

Ah alright thats helpful

[proper gale]

Rejected

[neat gyro]

Thanks!

[proper gale]

Crying crying crying

[vernal dock]

you dodged a bullet

[winter cove]

im sorry

[neat gyro]

How is the dorming situation?

[winter cove]

jhu is mid anyway

fake ass t10

[vernal dock]

not bad

[rigid gale]

lol its the housing dorm name

[vernal dock]

some bad dorms but overall liveable, good

[oak stag]

depends on what you get and who you live with

[vernal dock]

i got a suite rn

[velvet obsidian]

i think you’re talking about upenn

[vernal dock]

its spacious

[sturdy token]

Why’d they name it after a city in York 😭

[toxic axle]

HOLY SHIT I GOT INTO

[proper gale]

I thought this would be my “most likely t10”

[spark haven]

sep 20th 2025 those frauds will be exposed

[rigid gale]

amr2 to bradford from rags to riches

[toxic axle]

IM CRYING

WTF

[winter cove]

upenn adn jhu are lowk the same

[proper gale]

If I got rejected not even waitlist

[spark haven]

also talking about penn you mean

[winter cove]

really good at 1 thing and made it to the top 10 bc of it

[toxic axle]

AFTER 5 WAITLISTS IN A ROW

[sturdy token]

as a junior?

[winter cove]

CONGRATSSS

[cosmic topaz]

reminder to do the poll

[spark haven]

yeah yale and law too

[winter cove]

oh

yale is good at like getting ppl in to quant too

[true perch]

CONGRATS

[vernal dock]

dont come here

[toxic axle]

I’ll send a pic this account is fake lmao

[spark haven]

jk yale is goated at premed

[toxic axle]

my name isn’t even Leo

[spark haven]

🥀

[winter cove]

yass

[rigid gale]

does upenn have a bloomberg i dont think soooo

[velvet obsidian]

yale is good for most things

except stem probably

[winter cove]

shhh

bro ppl shit on yale stem but its still a t20 program

[velvet obsidian]

yeah

[true perch]

just because the comparison between yale stem and humanities is moot doesnt mean yale isnt good stem

🗿

[velvet obsidian]

but not like the rest of HYPSM

[true perch]

yale is yale at the end of the day

[rigid gale]

a kid from my middle school picked yale stem over princeton

[winter cove]

thats gonna be me if i get into harvard

i think its more about fit

tbf, you are still in HYPSM

[velvet obsidian]

probably wanted to be happy

[spark haven]

bloomberg singlehandedly funds jhu im convinced

[winter cove]

so if you have the options just choose the one with best fit

[spark haven]

3.5 billion is insane

[rigid gale]

lol hes donated more than 3.5 billion

[spark haven]

does any other school have an alum that insane

[glass geode]

70% of intls at JHU are on aid

[spark haven]

bonkers

[velvet obsidian]

wait i thought bloomburg went to yale

[winter cove]

jhu - hbs

[spark haven]

4.55

yikes

[rigid gale]

nope he was ee here at hopkins

[velvet obsidian]

i was literally trying to throw 90k at them

[winter cove]

bloomberg is 5'7

[keen knot]

Bro what is a hodson scholar 😭

[winter cove]

wtf i mog him

[velvet obsidian]

why don’t they want my loney

[sturdy token]

is that a real stat

[glass geode]

Did you get rejected?

[spark haven]

ultra nerd

if jhu is normal nerd

[velvet obsidian]

yup

[glass geode]

I’m on the CDS that’s what it says

500 out of like 800 intls or 900

[sturdy token]

they are rich they would rather pick like students who are underprivileged

[spark haven]

when he stands on his money he 180000'7 tho

[sturdy token]

pretty generous

[rigid gale]

he needs to throw more cash at where he started (electrical engineering department)

[winter cove]

true he mogs me there

[winter cove]

hey i wanna do ee

[oak stag]

he needs to throw more cash everywhere

[winter cove]

i didnt apply jhu ee tho

[rigid gale]

i can't even complain ee department is well funded

2 buildings

[grizzled turtle]

Did jhu lose funding too?

[velvet obsidian]

yeah

[rigid gale]

yeah 800mil

[oak stag]

yes

[velvet obsidian]

but im sure they’ll be fine with their billions

[rigid gale]

but i think its affecting all the international schools more than undergrad

[velvet obsidian]

just graduate programs get shit on

[oak stag]

i can't complain either, bme also well funded

[fickle stump]

John pork has ended

[grizzled turtle]

Dang

[fickle stump]

Never again grace this school with the “s” in john

[grizzled turtle]

Yeah that’s nothing for jhu I suppose

[spark haven]

is jhu's campus fire

[velvet obsidian]

who even is johns

[spark haven]

i always wondered

[oak stag]

it's relatively small compared to other campuses

[spark haven]

they always building some new bloomberg building

[grizzled turtle]

That’s like a 1/5th of ours though 😳

[rigid gale]

okay im just a hater all the time but its not the worst

[fickle stump]

Motherfucker who doesnt deserve their “s”

[vernal dock]

no campus is not fire

too much construction

[velvet obsidian]

love baltimore

[rigid gale]

okay but but student center 😍

[oak stag]

campus is on fire because of this

[spark haven]

but such cool buildings

[velvet obsidian]

my 3rd favorite gang in america is there ❤️

[spark haven]

bc of those constructions

[oak stag]

so glad its opening

[velvet obsidian]

I would’ve loved to join as a jhu student

[spark haven]

no its my 2nd 😍

[rigid gale]

i wonder when the new amr1 will be done

[velvet obsidian]

but they had other plans

[spark haven]

jhu seems fire

[velvet obsidian]

now i will be stuck with the crips

[oak stag]

it's pretty in the spring when all the flowers are blooming

[rigid gale]

i think all ronny d do is make construction plans u cant convince me otherwise

[spark haven]

in another world i woulda been depressed in my jhu dorm eating my fire jhu food reading my jhu textbook all fully paid for by my goat bloomberg

[rigid gale]

helll nah i hated spring

[spark haven]

[rigid gale]

i have so much allergies

it was a walking death zone

[fickle stump]

🖕 baltimore

[velvet obsidian]

“As of 2024, Bloomberg has given more than $4.55 billion to Johns Hopkins University, his alma mater,[273][274] making him "the most generous living donor to any education institution in the United States."[275] His first contribution, in 1965, had been $5.[275] He made his first $1 million commitment to JHU in 1984, and subsequently became the first individual to exceed $1 billion in lifetime donations to a single U.S. institution of higher education.[276]”

[fickle stump]

Certified simp

Bloomberg ahh

[velvet obsidian]

“In 2024, Bloomberg announced a $1 billion gift to Johns Hopkins University to make tuition free for all medical school students whose families make under $300,000 a year, beginning in the fall of 2024.[273] The donation also increases financial aid for students enrolled in nursing, public health and other graduate programs.[282]”

[fickle stump]

Bro tried to become president

Ngl he wouldve been better

But like

[sturdy token]

doing gods work

[rigid gale]

love bloomberg

it feels like im following him from nyc to baltimore

[real mantle]

great dude

[rigid gale]

hes the reason i got paid to go to college 💀🤗

[fickle stump]

fuck jhu ill see yall during med school apps raaaaaah

[marsh lichen]

I got into JHU for BME!!

[warped bluff]

Congrats!!!!

[fiery dune]

Waitlisted

Oof

[vernal dock]

oh dear...

[proper gale]

how did yall see ur status for hodson?

[vernal dock]

oh those bmes.....

[rigid gale]

enjoy it while u can bro

[vernal dock]

really hard major ngl

i just declared my major as neuroscience

[proper gale]

congrats!!

do u know if jhu lets u double major in things with diff departments

like

[vernal dock]

yup

[proper gale]

ee/neuro

[vernal dock]

i see that a lot with applied math

that sounds tough

neuro is already a hard major

[proper gale]

true true but ee at jhu is relatively not that bad compared to eng schools like cmu

[vernal dock]

is there any reason you wanna double major in those? are you premed

[proper gale]

i didnt get into bme so im thinking about how to change

[proper gale]

i wanna do neural engineering in the future!

[vernal dock]

oooooohh

thats really cool

[proper gale]

thank uuuuu omg so now im just wondering how to focus my degree/majors to do it

[vernal dock]

lowkey id say go with engineering

neuro here is already so hard and all of the engineering majors are known to be notoriously difficult

[proper gale]

My mom wants me to do premed and im lowkey unsure if i want to premed

[vernal dock]

i do know ppl who double major in the engineering departments

[proper gale]

so the neuro is kind of related to that ig

[vernal dock]

oh if youre premed just do neuro

[rigid gale]

but also focus on things that overlaps if u do want to double

[proper gale]

applying was hard enough now i have to figure this out 💔

[rigid gale]

i doubt ee and neuro has alot

[proper gale]

but grateful to get in!!

[vernal dock]

ok jhu implemented the foundational abilities for class of 28 and later

its so stupid

like it really limits academic freedom

you basically have to take so many extra credits of classes that aren't related to your major

[covert wind]

which is harder to get into JHU BME or harvard?

[vernal dock]

jhu bme is like 2-3%

so id say the same

[proper gale]

jhu probably

oh

doesnt jhu consider bme applicants separately?

[vernal dock]

yup

its harder to get in

[nimble flame]

Is Baltimore really as bad as people say it is

[vernal dock]

not charles village

[vernal dock]

bro if youre deciding between cmu and jhu ece go with cmu 100%

cmu is elite school for eng

[covert wind]

how many (or %) does JHU BME (specifically BME) waitlist? and from those, how many usually get off the BME waitlist?

[rigid gale]

hahahahahahaha

[vernal dock]

smh

yall 27s

[rigid gale]

2027 safe 🤗🤗🤗

[vernal dock]

wait is there a bme waitlist

[nimble flame]

For sure for sure I just don't know what my fin aid package is there yet and JHU gave a banger one

[vernal dock]

never heard of it

if they dont want you for bme youre still in the running

[vernal dock]

ok makes sense

[rigid gale]

i was priority waitlisted cmu so they shared my aid package and it was dogshit

[nimble flame]

That's what I'm worried about 😭

[covert wind]

I applied for BME and got waitlisted, they didn't say anything about still in the running

[rigid gale]

i think i wouldve had to pay like 30k a year? when jhu was like 6k and now this semester it was 0

[nimble flame]

Literally my situation lmao, npc says $30k/yr for cmu and JHU is having me pay $8k/yr

If you're doing ee can you spec into cs a lot

[rigid gale]

yeah exactly so i didnt even stay on the waitlist for cmu cuz of that

[rigid gale]

yeah alot of my friends are ee and cs rn

[winter cove]

wait go to jhu lol

[rigid gale]

i just hate coding or i would be too

[winter cove]

similar culture i feel like

[vernal dock]

i know a lot of BME+CS

[nimble flame]

Okok sick!

[rigid gale]

my thing is follow the aid, if u like cmu u could always challenge it to try and get more

[nimble flame]

I probably will tbh unless I can appeal then with JHU's offer

[rigid gale]

they are also really flexible about changing and dropping majors

[hushed whale]

Same

Congrats on cmu tho

[rigid gale]

try it doesnt hurt

[nimble flame]

Will do 🙏

[vernal dock]

i thought carnegie mellon was cardi b's melons

[rigid gale]

if it doesnt then welcome lol

[devout gale]

Wait you got mit?

@hushed whale

Grats bro

[winter cove]

bro took yale out his name

its not looking good tin

tin dont go where all the nerds are.... come to yale with me

[devout gale]

Fuck yale

[astral furnace]

bruh im waiting for my bsf to tell me if he got in he’s scaring me

[winter cove]

oh

rejected rea?

[devout gale]

Cmu mit alliance to bully yale

[spark haven]

bro is NOT a ken carson fan

dw me neither

[astral furnace]

john hopkins is his dream brah

[winter cove]

...

Stanford & Yale alliance to bully all the other schools

[devout gale]

I'm ✨ manifesting ✨ the rejection

[rigid gale]

hold up me too yale rejected me rea

[winter cove]

would u go yale over cmu scs

[devout gale]

Brother you don't wanna ally with the grifters

[proper gale]

does jhu have a discord server for 2029

[spark haven]

stanford kids would die in new haven

[hushed whale]

Yea Ty

[devout gale]

Nah lol

[winter cove]

...

[hushed whale]

Bro I just wanted to switch up the user dw LMAO

[winter cove]

Bruh

[hushed whale]

I’m still thinking between the two

[devout gale]

?

[devout gale]

What major

[winter cove]

well no it makes sense

[spark haven]

i meant the weather ngl

[hushed whale]

I think cpw/bulldog is gonna make or break it for me

Both giving me full aid

[spark haven]

but the new haven crime angle works too

[winter cove]

gg

[hushed whale]

cs+x

[devout gale]

Mit

Mit

[winter cove]

Mid

[devout gale]

Not even fucking close

[hushed whale]

yeah everyone around me says that

lol

[winter cove]

come to yale

[hushed whale]

I like Yale culture a lot tho

[winter cove]

yale is better fit

[spark haven]

yale is the choice lowk

[vernal dock]

@rigid gale what do you know about the new student center food

[spark haven]

wait what major?

[devout gale]

Yale cs recruiting isn't on the same level as mit

[vernal dock]

like the dining hall food is ass

[winter cove]

Bulldog days has a great function too

[spark haven]

he's cs?

[vernal dock]

but the student center is coming out so idk

[devout gale]

They're like a tier below

[spark haven]

i feel like thats

[devout gale]

Yeah

[winter cove]

still its yale

[spark haven]

a easy choice ngl

[rigid gale]

its an asian place they said

[spark haven]

no shade to yale

[winter cove]

yeah :(

[vernal dock]

i mean so many asians here

[devout gale]

Okay I feel like I'm giving him unnecessary opinions

[rigid gale]

which i don't hate asian food but like we have so many asian options around campus already yk

[devout gale]

I'll stop commenting

[hushed whale]

Name only gets you an extent tbh I doubt you’ll struggle finding a job if it’s Yale LMAO

[spark haven]

if it was most other majors i woulda chose yale trust

[spark haven]

nah ofc you wont struggle but

[rigid gale]

i just want them to bring back the grill bro respectfully fuck that new place

[devout gale]

If you want to sell out to quant mit is like loads easier

[spark haven]

js an example of what like mit cs kids are up to

ive heard a ton took gap years to work six figure jobs cs pre college

[devout gale]

I think mit is like a feeder to Jane Street

[spark haven]

i know a couple acc

[devout gale]

If ur into that

[hushed whale]

I never thought about quant

[spark haven]

that are now starting this fall

[spark haven]

quant is about grad school no?

[devout gale]

Yeah uh the 200k starting salary is gonna make you think otherwise

[hushed whale]

Yeah phd is preferred

[hushed whale]

[rigid gale]

the grill was my special place new ppl dont know how goated it was man

[devout gale]

Nah good schools like mit you can sell out ug

[spark haven]

yeah and yale is a awesome feeder to most grad schools

[hushed whale]

Idk if I’m talented enough for quant undergrad

[rigid gale]

last yr levering was always full cuz grill carrrrried