University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) (2024-2025)

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?/

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What’s Illinois

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I-L-L
I-N-I

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I see

[floral gull]

what exactly did he do to make u change

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nah man his comedy and his thinking is just at another level

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this is either gonna be a bad day or a very good day

[jagged relic]

he really gives you a depper understanding of the world

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ong

[floral gull]

brown boy when he finally reached his philosophical phase

[rapid tangle]

Where have you been accepted

So far

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true

@floral gull what are your stats

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Chat 2 hours lock in

[humble goblet]

uiuc hear me out

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fr

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wsg

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i’m discussing the philosophy of these bands bro

[static kindle]

illinois i crave the corn 🙏

[humble goblet]

hey

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hi discussing the philosophy of these bands bro
im UofI

[floral quail]

LMFAOOOOO

[floral quail]

square up

if i see u on campus

it’s on sight

[subtle venture]

rutgers, penn state, NJIT, umass amherst + 18k and deferred northeastern

[teal palm]

[rapid tangle]

guys this is the real UIUC representative

[hardy geyser]

what if they dont even go there

[rapid tangle]

Just dm him and he’ll let you in

[teal palm]

i wish 😔

[hardy geyser]

its up to u

[floral quail]

that’s js corny then no

[teal palm]

brother i am verified

[floral gull]

I will dm

[hardy geyser]

i can name myself harvard my beloved and say i go to harvard

no one will stop me

[jagged relic]

@coarse roost what about your stats?

[jagged relic]

why so much hate for purdue

[paper cloud]

this is my exact situation

[humble goblet]

“i want to major in CS so i can make 6 figures”

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rivalry schools

[hardy geyser]

they try to start a rivalry with purdue because their true rival doesnt care enough about them

[floral quail]

damn ur calling me out

[teal palm]

theyre just not competition

[floral quail]

i feel so hurt

[floral gull]

what do you all think about deepseek?

[hardy geyser]

they simply do not care about your existence

[humble goblet]

they’re enemies to lovers

[hardy geyser]

its good for being free

[floral quail]

it’s good but the numbers they use are exaggerated

[teal palm]

what abt ur rival 💀 💀

[floral quail]

LMFAO

LMFAO

[rare badger]

Wtfff

[floral quail]

LMAOOOOO

[floral gull]

is it better than chat gpt or same

[hardy geyser]

its worse, but its free

[jagged relic]

damn thats deep shade he got over there

[hollow saddle]

yikes...

[jagged relic]

okay

[coarse roost]

what about them

[hardy geyser]

alright i admit our football sucks

[jagged relic]

what are they?

[teal palm]

oh shi rivalry game tonight!!

[hardy geyser]

yeo

yep

theres a ton of watch parties

is it on fox?

[rare badger]

Boiler up!

[teal palm]

where they playing

[rare badger]

Jkjkjk

[hardy geyser]

ITS ON FOX WOOHOO

[west tide]

Bruh why so many purdue rejects

[humble goblet]

i’ll say boiler up once purdue takes back that deferral

[west tide]

purdue is not allat brah

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kinda mid compared to cgpt imo and im wary of using it esp since i saw an article of a breach of data before

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housing crisis

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the aos had an awakening or smthn

[hardy geyser]

overenrollment

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2 HOURS TO GOOOO

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yooo

[humble goblet]

shoulda overadmitted one more year ong

[west tide]

got into the most low acceptance rate college in usa and yet i prolly cant get into purdue atp

[humble goblet]

ain’t it supposed to be out at 4?

[teal palm]

yea so 2 hrs

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4 central

[hardy geyser]

i love storing my passwords, financial information, and ssn in deepseek, they make it so easy to put it in

[west tide]

LMFAO

[thorn remnant]

oh my god

[humble goblet]

oh wait i realized yall in another time zone

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fr

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exactly 2 hours

[jagged relic]

hell nah
poor housing planning is the reason i don't get into a top school

[thorn remnant]

wow

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last yr they released like 45 min early

[thorn remnant]

wishing every single person here all the best

:))

[west tide]

Everyone should have apply udub

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so start refreshing those portals soon

[floral quail]

udub oos is a scam

[floral gull]

holy

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only worth for instate students imo

[floral quail]

what kinda bigass scohcol is dis

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😭

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and hey @teal palm is back hey bud thanks for all your insights over the last few days hehe :))

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Nah my oos homies love uw

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crash the portal 🗣️

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oh what damn

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prolly naperville

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LMAO 😭

[coarse roost]

since we're in the uiuc channel 1490 sat my superscore is 1560 ; baki sab accha hi hai

[floral gull]

unfortunately yeah 😦

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u got this 💪

[floral quail]

not worth 250k for this school unless ur an oos cs major who'll make it back in 2 years

[jagged relic]

major?

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lmao

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@teal palm how cooked is cs + stats 😭😭😭

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uiuc isnt my dream school hell it wasnt even my top choice and was just a shits and giggles app i thoguht of doing to shotgun pure cs but after i discovered cs+x it quicly became my top choice 🙏

[floral quail]

not very

i think right

[west tide]

my sat is 1520 And i got into a school out of my league 😖😖

[floral quail]

i pulled up the data once

[teal palm]

hard to say but since its cs its p cooked

[hardy geyser]

uiuc is rly expensive

[floral gull]

did u give any aps?

[floral quail]

same logic for uiuc

[west tide]

on cod

[floral quail]

thats why yid take purdue intsead

[west tide]

Purdue ew

[coarse roost]

EE

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they rhyme

[hardy geyser]

ewIUC

[floral quail]

whats wrong with purdue bro

[west tide]

Ssp happens there

[slate socket]

t- two hours

[coarse roost]

nah im state board dawg 💀

[hardy geyser]

jumping in the bandwagon

[humble goblet]

ok now what’s the acceptance rate for statistics

[jagged relic]

ahh nice
great SAT bro

[teal palm]

no idea no one has submitted the request thingy in a few years

[floral quail]

if i get rejected cs + bioe and accepted brain and cog sci OR rejected in total i will call it a win today

[west tide]

What is uiuc AR for cs + bioe

[floral quail]

[floral gull]

ohhh

[hardy geyser]

watch them get like 45 requrests this year

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sacrifice urself this year

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we dont know

it was made legit last year

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My nose hurts

[floral quail]

but theres

25 seats

in total

lol

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oh damn

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🤷‍♂️

[teal palm]

too much work to submit those things

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my homie apply

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where do u find that info 😭

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As cs bioe

[floral quail]

i only applied here bc my mom told me to bro

💀

[west tide]

I did not know only 25 seat

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oh hell nah

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u guys say hi at admitted students

😳

[floral quail]

?

💀

[hardy geyser]

?

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LMFAO

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?

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?

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IM JOKING

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hey girl what r u doing here

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oh hi friend

[coarse roost]

nah 😭 the schools ive gotten into superscore but not uiuc im so scared

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are u from dps

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R u committed to caltech

[floral quail]

ew

[jagged relic]

sorry had to share this
https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7291124470348468225/

[versed bridge]

no i gotta hear back from others

[floral quail]

good choice

caltech is a mid school

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real af

[floral quail]

go to MIT instead

caltech is just MIT but marginally worse at everything

[west tide]

My pton interviewer said caltech felt like prison

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who is this blud

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if i get cs+ggis i think i'll have won my college apps war

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just got into umich cs i am so getting into uiuc

[teal palm]

😂😂😂

[upbeat garnet]

🗣️ WE ARE NOT GETTIING DEFFERRED

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DID YOU MENTION IT TO THEM

[coarse roost]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-steve-meat-canyon-meat-canyon-gif-1658802658835191648

[west tide]

Nah i asked her about grad school and she said she went to caltech and graduating felt like getting out of prison

[humble goblet]

🗣️ WE ARE NOT GETTING REJECTED

[floral quail]

both of the caltech admits from my school last year took a state school over it

[west tide]

and then she saw my caltech lanyard

[floral quail]

LMAO

[teal palm]

ride of the valkyries is banned from being played there right

[upbeat garnet]

🗣️ WE WILL GET INTO UIUC

ACCEPTANCES ONLY

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only in 1 form

dorm

[teal palm]

oh

isnt there only one dorm in caltech
its tiny

[west tide]

No no no

it has a house system

Like howard’s

Hogwarts

[coarse roost]

u and i broski aint getting into caltech

[teal palm]

the entire caltech population of all 4 years could be housed in one hall here

[west tide]

LMAO

my bf keeps trying to convince me to go visit uiuc

[teal palm]

u should

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But ew

Uk the high school

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😦

[floral quail]

even if i got in i wouldnt go

tf

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yea basically integrated into uiuc

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yaaa

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uiuc plz lemme in

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ur in that????

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wsg

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No no no my bf is

[coarse roost]

the lion the witch

and the audacity of this bitch

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oh ok

[west tide]

he is anxiously waiting for uiuc decision

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gl to him

did u apply

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Hellllllll naw

[floral quail]

ur coping if u think caltech is better than mit

LOL

[west tide]

caltech is so sexy

Mit has negative sex appeal

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lemme in you bro

[floral quail]

thats why 60% of cross admits

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U AINT GETTING INTO EITHER BRO

[floral quail]

go there

🤑

[floral quail]

says who?

u dont know me

lool

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okay whatever

[coarse roost]

well yeah

[west tide]

me af

[coarse roost]

but judging by the way u talk

u aint getting in liil bro

[floral quail]

lol

[west tide]

yall think gt is ruining my streak

[floral quail]

😂

stay mad

lolo

[coarse roost]

lolo 😭

[west tide]

Actually maybe it will be mit

[floral quail]

didnt u say u were gonna rescind

like

2 months ago

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I forgot

i did withdraw whitman and ups

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wait so 5pm est

or 4 pm est

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ye

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no

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ok

[torn plinth]

ok

[floral quail]

thats cap

[teal palm]

ok

[floral quail]

i reminded u like 6 times

[iron aspen]

did it jsut drop

im in ap euro rj

[floral quail]

💀

[west tide]

Okay but so much effort

[iron aspen]

rn

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💀

[iron aspen]

UIUC!!!

[teal palm]

what just drop?

[iron aspen]

UIUC!

[west tide]

i don’t even know how to get into the portal

[iron aspen]

GRAINGER GRAINGER

[iron aspen]

new album from smeone

[hardy geyser]

this morning yeah

[teal palm]

grainger bob!

[torn plinth]

GRAINGERRRR

GRAINGER

[humble goblet]

LAS LAS LASSSS

[west tide]

meow

[iron aspen]

i went to bed super early at like 8:50, and then i drove my brother to school and played the new the weeknd album

[iron aspen]

GRAINGER!

[hardy geyser]

ah

check it out now

[floral quail]

i went to bed at 2

i woke up at 11

[hardy geyser]

he was gonna release it under birth day, but im glad he didnt cuz birth day is actually good, hold is meh, and 10x is meh

[west tide]

I went to bed at 12 woke up at 8

[iron aspen]

im in class buckaroo

ㅤ 🕯️ 🕯️
ㅤ🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️ GRAINGER 🕯️

ㅤ🕯️ 🕯️
ㅤㅤㅤ🕯️ 🕯️

[hardy geyser]

@teal palm why the thumbs down 😔

[west tide]

what should i cook

[trail raptor]

hello friends

[teal palm]

omurice

[teal palm]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[hardy geyser]

r u gonna be doing uiuc decisions?

[trail raptor]

sadly yes

[nova fog]

what is oos cs acceptance for early

[trail raptor]

i tried getting avi to switch with me

[teal palm]

no idea

[trail raptor]

but he knew better

than to deal with you gremlins

[teal palm]

wait what does this mean

doing decisions?

[hardy geyser]

my sincerest condolences, these kids are psychotic and i am so grateful i have a test during decisions release

[hardy geyser]

moderating during decisions

[teal palm]

ooooh fun

[hardy geyser]

creating polls and pings

[trail raptor]

theres this one guy especially

[hardy geyser]

purdue got insanely toxic

uiuc may be worse

[teal palm]

TELL ME MORE

[uneven raven]

Noooo not Purdue 😭

[nova fog]

fuck purude

[hardy geyser]

like i got so fed up i just had to do this: #1268142369744621620 message

[teal palm]

nah purdue isnt that bad

[hardy geyser]

wait dms, im curious

[trail raptor]

the allure of stem centered state schools in the middle of NOWHERE will never cease to amaze me

[iron aspen]

hi wiggle!

[uneven raven]

😭

[trail raptor]

no need to dm its just @teal palm

[hardy geyser]

lmaooo

[teal palm]

😔 😔

[uneven raven]

Anyhow UofI

[trail raptor]

henlo eric

[teal palm]

what did i do

[floral quail]

my stomach hurts cuz i haven’t eaten in like 20 hours

[uneven raven]

I applied RD

[torn plinth]

how we feeling fellow illini

[floral quail]

do i go eat

[west tide]

this is actually too funny

[iron aspen]

did u see i got neu 👅

[west tide]

Quick quewtion does harvard practice yield protect

[uneven raven]

Waiting for Ivy day so then I open everything

UIUC RD

[floral quail]

i sent this to my friend who got deferred lmao

[west tide]

How many ivy u apply for

[trail raptor]

neu nyc

[torn plinth]

rd is insane

[trail raptor]

which lowkey...

[uneven raven]

2

[trail raptor]

sounds fun

[west tide]

which

[uneven raven]

I have my priorities

[west tide]

Ones

[iron aspen]

if i see “YOU’RE AN ILLINI” in 2hours i will cream

[uneven raven]

Princeton Cornell

[versed bridge]

yep they yield protect anyone with a 4.0

[floral quail]

i should have done all 8 ivies but i didn’t have spots on common app

[iron aspen]

oakland actually!

[uneven raven]

Buttfuck nowhere location 🤤

[trail raptor]

creamed corn

[static kindle]

ong its going EVERYWHERE

[iron aspen]

which im pretty happy with

[floral quail]

????

[west tide]

Bruh

[iron aspen]

so fucking real

[west tide]

which didn’t u do

dartmouth?

[trail raptor]

i got you confused with someone else oopsies

[uneven raven]

Don’t shotgun ivies 😭

[trail raptor]

forgetable as always

[uneven raven]

That’s so dumb

[iron aspen]

phlopph?

[west tide]

I did 5

[trail raptor]

yea

[iron aspen]

poop got nyc

[torn plinth]

scream or crema

[iron aspen]

very sigma

[hardy geyser]

wait did phlooph get iu?

[iron aspen]

CREAM

[uneven raven]

Every Ivy is different

[trail raptor]

he did

[iron aspen]

YES

[trail raptor]

iu and neu

[hardy geyser]

hellllll yeahhhh

[uneven raven]

I chose Cornell and Princeton for a reason

[iron aspen]

HOOZIERRSS

[hardy geyser]

congrats to them once they come online

[uneven raven]

If I got Harvard I’d unironically not go

[floral quail]

darty and uh brown

[west tide]

Is this aura

[floral quail]

if i had more spots i would have done brown usc vandy bu

northwestern

[uneven raven]

Oh nice

[floral quail]

unc

uw madison

but

alas

they locked it to 20

how dare they

oh rice

i would have done rice

my friend is ed2 there

[west tide]

Ew

[uneven raven]

I avoided hot weather too!

[floral quail]

i have

[west tide]

Samezies

[green sphinx]

is it out

[floral quail]

2 friends ed2 rice

[teal palm]

idts

[floral quail]

one of them

[uneven raven]

As a native New Yorker

[floral quail]

she pulled it

[trail raptor]

what time is it.

[floral quail]

the other one didn’t

[uneven raven]

I can live in cold weather

[west tide]

Seattle

[hardy geyser]

last year i think it did come out a bit early iirc

[floral quail]

seattle is ass bro

[west tide]

Last week i passed out from coldness

[floral quail]

😭

[teal palm]

45 min

[uneven raven]

Silicon Valley!

[west tide]

Aww

[trail raptor]

i was told to prepare for 30-45 mins early

[hardy geyser]

my condolences

[teal palm]

LMAOO

[trail raptor]

also to confirm, the decision options are accept/defer/deny?

[west tide]

Why moderate

[green sphinx]

yes

[trail raptor]

no waitlists etc

[uneven raven]

Have a plan for college folks if you didn’t learn from not planning HS

[teal palm]

yea

[teal palm]

na

[floral quail]

i didn’t

i did no safeties

i straight up gambled my future

[uneven raven]

Oh hn

[west tide]

I didn’t plan high school I just met a.m

[rapid tangle]

Do they reject more often than defer?

[floral quail]

uh

i guess that’s true

[west tide]

probably

[floral quail]

💀

[floral quail]

it worked

trust

i got into a good school in ea

[trail raptor]

depends on the school, we dont know unless they say but we use our polls here to try and gauge it

[wild zealot]

UIUC PLEASE GOD

[uneven raven]

I even put a safety on my UCAS 😭

[teal palm]

wsg

[floral quail]

nah i didn’t bother

[trail raptor]

yeah durham was my safety

[floral quail]

purdue cs was my safety on skin

[wild zealot]

Let me. Aim to your school

[uneven raven]

Leeds

😁

[floral quail]

skib

[uneven raven]

Durham is no safety

40%

[trail raptor]

for you

[uneven raven]

Well I also got Durham

I think

[trail raptor]

omg yay are you going

[uneven raven]

No

I got Cambridge

But not committed cuz money

[trail raptor]

ohhh duh

[lament steppe]

Will uiuc rescind a C

[uneven raven]

No

[trail raptor]

probably not

[slate socket]

How

Much

Time

Left

[lament steppe]

Lol alr

[teal palm]

prob not but last yr there was insane panic

[west tide]

Udub is my safety

[slate socket]

[trail raptor]

!uiuc

[teal palm]

4 cst

[lament steppe]

What happened

[uneven raven]

Wild

[west tide]

well i’m her

[trail raptor]

do we not have a time command

joever

[slate socket]

Another hour and 37

Bro

Fuck

[teal palm]

they overenrolled so they had to rescind some ppl w bad grades
the uiuc subreddit absolutely panicked

[west tide]

Attracted to men women and this bag

[trail raptor]

take a xanax

[lament steppe]

O rip

[uneven raven]

Oh nah

Keep those grades up kiddos

[west tide]

Anyone need some hash

[twilit tiger]

When I applied to UIUC, decisions didn't come out until late February...

[trail raptor]

ok friends time to go get chickfila

you guys need to behave

[uneven raven]

RD?

[floral quail]

stop stealing my ig captions

[woeful trail]

AAAA

[floral quail]

😭

[uneven raven]

Yooooo

[west tide]

Too late

Omg my birthday

I’m turning 18

I’m gonna go gambling

[green sphinx]

happy birthday

[floral quail]

i already gamble

i gambled my future

applying 0 safeties

[twilit tiger]

Ohh this is EA today

[floral quail]

i gambled my finals

[west tide]

U don’t have casinos where u live

[floral quail]

bc i didn’t study

[twilit tiger]

I thought it was RD

[uneven raven]

Rolling admissions

[floral quail]

yea we do

i’ve been to them

💀

[west tide]

Cap

[floral quail]

like 30 min away

[uneven raven]

Community college

[west tide]

All the good ones are on the other side

[floral quail]

where do u think my dad gambled bro

💀

he sucked at that shit

[west tide]

I didn’t know u had a rez over there

[floral quail]

lost money all the time

anyways

i gambled my finals

i studied between 0-4 hours for all of them

was too busy playing virtual beggar

[iron aspen]

uiuc!!

[floral quail]

u got this king

[west tide]

no u don’t

[iron aspen]

u too goat

[floral quail]

what

?

[iron aspen]

on everyones soul we’re getting into uiuc

[woeful trail]

🙏

[floral quail]

on your soul i’m getting gt

[iron aspen]

do what i couldnt 🙏🙏🙏

[woeful trail]

i swear to god if i dont get uiuc

[floral quail]

oh r u instate

did u get fried ea1

[iron aspen]

rejected! rejected! reeeejeccteedd!!

[uneven raven]

Yo if UIUC rejects me math I’m gonna crash out

[iron aspen]

yes

[floral quail]

on YOUR soul specifically i’m getting umd

[iron aspen]

third impact 😭 😭

[floral quail]

i’m boutta swiss cheese myself if i don’t get in

ong

[versed bridge]

on everyone's soul EXCEPT MINE i'm getting into every university i apply to no waitlists no rejects straight HYPM sweep

[iron aspen]

retweet

[iron aspen]

gg

[versed bridge]

(i am not making that bet)

[iron aspen]

on EVERYONES SOUL BUT ESPECIALLY YOURS this entire thread is getting into uiuc

[floral quail]

on YOUR SOUL i get gtech cs today.

yours specifically

[hardy geyser]

ill be there watching

well see if they exist tomorrow

[iron aspen]

lmfaoo

on purdudes soul i will be a illini

[west tide]

im a math major too

[versed bridge]

bro no my bad

sorry guys

[floral quail]

no no too late

on YOUR soup

soul

[uneven raven]

What route did you do for math

[hardy geyser]

soup

[woeful trail]

do you guys have second choices on uiuc?

[floral quail]

i get gt cs oos as an indian seattle tech bro

[west tide]

no she’s too pretty don’t take her soul

[uneven raven]

Research or Olympiads

[west tide]

research

[torn plinth]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-friday-gif-3467734566941428186

[uneven raven]

I’m an Olympiad kid

Lmao

[west tide]

ew

[floral quail]

i’m probably prettier bro idc

[woeful trail]

i aint ask you bro stfu

[versed bridge]

thank you pretty girl 😻

[uneven raven]

I did a lil bit of research ok ok

[west tide]

U did amo then

[uneven raven]

Almost

[floral quail]

olympiad is for virgins

[uneven raven]

Missed by 1 AIME question

[west tide]

i did aime

And research

[versed bridge]

what yall get on aime last year

[west tide]

xd

[uneven raven]

SCREW 384 💔

[floral quail]

mogged

[west tide]

Lmao i got the right answer :3

[uneven raven]

11 I think

[versed bridge]

guys i highkey guessed a question right

[versed bridge]

ok not guessed educated guess

[versed bridge]

damn

[uneven raven]

Evan Chen even got that wrong bro

[west tide]

sucks to be him ig

[uneven raven]

Not Chen

Chang

But either way he’s MIT ‘28

So like he’s doing well

[brazen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fsu-football-fsu-way2sexy-2sexy-gif-23053994

[floral quail]

who is evan chang

sounds like a nobody

[uneven raven]

OMMC CEO

[west tide]

Yall know alex zhao

[floral quail]

never heard of him

no

[uneven raven]

IMO contestant?

[west tide]

yes

[uneven raven]

What about him?

[west tide]

From interlace

[floral quail]

mfs on their way to rattle off the most generic asian american name and ask u if u know them

[west tide]

Lake

😭

[uneven raven]

😭

[west tide]

He’s him bro u have no idea

[uneven raven]

Real shit

[west tide]

Wait from lakeside i get them mixed up

[floral quail]

is he the one whose mogging u

[west tide]

He is from lakeside

[floral quail]

in math class

[west tide]

he turned down doing imo a second time

To do a crazy internship bro

[floral quail]

word

[uneven raven]

Did Alex Zhao end up going to MIT as well?

[modern tulip]

is everyones application change request form gone

[west tide]

No that one is white

[west tide]

yes

[uneven raven]

Well well well

[sharp dragon]

Yo shout out to Andrew Wang

[floral quail]

i mog the white guys in my math

[uneven raven]

MIT stealing all the MOP kids from all the ivies and Stanford

[floral quail]

ha ha ha

[west tide]

Snow pea did u do putnam

[floral quail]

tf putnam u guys are 17

[uneven raven]

IM A HIGHSCHOOLER BRO

[supple relic]

Mfs doing Putnam is highscool

[versed bridge]

im saving putnam

for uni

[west tide]

Yea u can if ur enrolled at a uni like me

[uneven raven]

yea

[west tide]

:3

[supple relic]

I know a t100 Putnam scorer here at uiuc lol

[versed bridge]

catch me in senior year

[uneven raven]

Im gonna be a Putnam warrior in college

[sharp dragon]

UIUC gonna let me in fr fr

[west tide]

no point doing putnam senior year of uni

I will be busy with grad school apps

[tired basin]

Guys convince me I’m gonna get rejected

[supple relic]

Decisions will prolly be out in an hr

[versed bridge]

my friend did it he lowkey solved like 4 qs

[uneven raven]

?!

[sharp dragon]

(I'm applying to grangier CS they're not going to let me in)

[tired basin]

Way too optimistic right now

[supple relic]

Aight i am 100% sure you are gonna be rejected

[uneven raven]

Are you in college already?

[floral quail]

i might just skip grad school, nepo a big tech job, and make bank

[versed bridge]

oh shoot is uiuc coming out soon

[sharp dragon]

what major and stats

[subtle venture]

lowkey just withdraw you got caltech already

[west tide]

my prof went to mit and he was like yea i just didn’t do it senior year i was busy getting into harvard phd

[tired basin]

math cs 3.76 1560

[uneven raven]

My goal income ain’t even the quant shit

[tired basin]

Failed a class

[spiral moat]

1 hr 23 mins

[west tide]

I think he got like a 20 when he did do it ?

[uneven raven]

If I make the same as my parents combined I’m satisfied

[versed bridge]

oh shoot good luck guys

[sharp dragon]

everyone is doing math and CS+low GPA bro just put the fries in the bag

[iron aspen]

uiuc!

[floral quail]

is uiuc at 1 or 2 pst

[iron aspen]

ONG

[west tide]

2

[versed bridge]

damn bro violation

[carmine birch]

2

[floral quail]

i should go eat then

or

[dense jolt]

what about cs+physics

[supple relic]

Gpa is a bit low

[floral quail]

i play two valorant games

[uneven raven]

3.9 GPA 1520 SAT Mech Eng, Math

[floral quail]

which one

[iron aspen]

where is my CE low gpa ppl at

[supple relic]

Its lower than the avg gpa for math and cs

[iron aspen]

wait lowk

[uneven raven]

Just end me bro

[west tide]

Bro i have a 3.9 and a 1520 and im in math

[carmine birch]

i'm going to be the first person to open a college decision on a ski lift

[uneven raven]

YO WHAT

[west tide]

Too hot

[sharp dragon]

CS+STEM is generally going to be bad

[west tide]

LOL

[supple relic]

Its alright

[sharp dragon]

this year it seems a lot of people are doing it

[floral quail]

u wanna hop on

[supple relic]

CS + Stats has been chill

[uneven raven]

720 English right?

[versed bridge]

3.9 ppl what did you get a B on

[dense jolt]

o

[sharp dragon]

has been

[west tide]

hahah no

[uneven raven]

Art and English

[floral quail]

3 classes freshman year and a 4th in sr year

[supple relic]

Well I'm graduating this sem so it's chill

[thin knot]

the results come out in 20min correct?

[west tide]

I have 780 math yet aime qual

[uneven raven]

B- in freshman art

[supple relic]

No

[west tide]

no

[thin knot]

4pm et

[supple relic]

Maybe they will

[west tide]

1h20

[supple relic]

Maybe it'll be 5

[sharp dragon]

I got 780 on SAT math how cooked am I

[west tide]

R u a woman

[supple relic]

Before 6pm I can guarantee

[west tide]

Caltech went test required this year and i got in w 780 math so u never know

[floral quail]

i got a 780m on SAT math because the two weeks leading up to my test

i waas playing valorant

all day

[supple relic]

Crazy

[floral quail]

all night

instead of studying

[wild zealot]

uiuc PLEASE

[sharp dragon]

nah bro I'm cooked

[thin knot]

but the email says 4pm

[uneven raven]

A few A- in English classes

[thin knot]

et im guessing

[west tide]

No

[uneven raven]

Once my gym teacher confused my friend for another brown boy so he’s not a straight A student 💀

[floral quail]

u are, fries in the bag

[west tide]

central

[sharp dragon]

Bro I studied like 2 hours 💀

[wild zealot]

CST

[thin knot]

ohk

[versed bridge]

guys i lowkey entered flow state for SAT

[west tide]

Illinois is in central

[floral quail]

better than me i did 0 💀

[uneven raven]

No

[plain portal]

bro u were talking about ur sat yesterday, ur talking about ur sat today, put the fries in the bag lil bro 😭

[sharp dragon]

I should have put more in

[west tide]

damn i’m a woman

R u asian

[uneven raven]

Yeah

[floral quail]

i was not talking about my SAT yesterday

[supple relic]

Everyone is Asian here

[wild zealot]

i took two SATs and did no studying between the two and went +100pts

[uneven raven]

Cap

[west tide]

I’m latina

[supple relic]

Oop

Nevermind

[wild zealot]

i’m not asian

[floral quail]

i did no studying between the two and only got 20 points higher

[uneven raven]

Not everyone is Asian 😭

[floral quail]

am i cooked

[supple relic]

Hyperbole

But you get it

[west tide]

i didn’t study and went down 80 points

[sharp dragon]

After first SAT math I said "I understand it now"

[wild zealot]

what were your scores

[versed bridge]

YOU GOT A 1600 FIRST TRY?

[wild zealot]

yup !

[floral quail]

1530 - > 1550

[floral quail]

1520 first

and like

[torn plinth]

IS IT OUTTTTT

[floral quail]

1440

[floral quail]

next

[wild zealot]

Damn

[torn plinth]

HOW MUCH FUCKING LOJGERRR

[uneven raven]

First try I had a 1450

[versed bridge]

oh shi

i was like wtf

[uneven raven]

Then I locked in for English

[versed bridge]

you tried again?

[floral quail]

this is a statement about my school not about myself

[wild zealot]

i got 1430->1530

[west tide]

I got a 1520 march then 1440 october

[sharp dragon]

My 3rd SAT did not happen it is a myth. Nothing happened June 9th 2024

[supple relic]

I had a 1500 and uiuc admissions said it was too low

[uneven raven]

1450 -> 1520

[upbeat garnet]

1hr 20 min

[west tide]

And 1520 was a bloodbath

[floral quail]

probably true for cs + x

[uneven raven]

Average CS

[west tide]

For march

[supple relic]

Yeap

[uneven raven]

Average CS major

[floral quail]

i have a 1550

[supple relic]

Also Asian male intl

[floral quail]

i could have gotten a 1570

i wasnt bothered to study math

[sharp dragon]

so why did they accept you

[west tide]

i’m spinning on my spinny chair waiting for uiuc

[carmine birch]

How bad is it to go Test optional for UIUC

[supple relic]

I was the last admit

Ever seen a reddit post

[carmine birch]

Cause my SAT score is asssss

[floral quail]

ur a cs major bro

it might be over

[sharp dragon]

lol

[carmine birch]

CS + Econ

[supple relic]

About a cs + stats major last admit?

[uneven raven]

Any NYC kiddos

[supple relic]

Thats me bro

[floral quail]

holy quant sellout

[carmine birch]

I was NOT going to apply straight cs lmao

[carmine birch]

NAH NAH NAH

[supple relic]

CS + Econ is awful for quant

[carmine birch]

i am not doing quant lmao

[west tide]

I am going to be a quant

[wintry field]

how so

[west tide]

I am math + math

[supple relic]

CS + Math and Stats is the way to go

[carmine birch]

i'm just interested in econ

[uneven raven]

Boooo

[carmine birch]

I wanna do cyber security

[latent lotus]

is cs + stats good for quant

[toxic shale]

nyc boarding school

[versed bridge]

me too queen see you there

[upbeat garnet]

like half this chat is doing cs econ

[uneven raven]

Ooo

[supple relic]

Econ is too basic you need strong math skills

[wind ore]

im tryna do the umdcp inspect thing with uiuc

[west tide]

Jk i want phd

[wind ore]

pls help

[toxic shale]

yeah i'm trying cs+physics

[plain portal]

for cs, 1500 def too low

[versed bridge]

guys is CS cooked

[wintry field]

@carmine birch how ass yo sat dawg

[uneven raven]

Awesome

[latent lotus]

im here to help

but i doubt its gonna work

[supple relic]

Yea im drowning in quant interviews

[uneven raven]

I’m considering PhD

[wicked lark]

How much better is instate for cs x

[latent lotus]

gt didnt work

[carmine birch]

hot ASS that's why i went test optional LMAO

[hardy geyser]

quant alert 🚨

[upbeat garnet]

if this is my first rejection im going to crash out

[toxic shale]

1550 + 5s on both ap physics c exam

[latent lotus]

FUCK BROS SUFFERING FROM SUCCESS AND INT PREP

[carmine birch]

fr

[wild zealot]

Me fucking too dude

[west tide]

i’m thirsty

[uneven raven]

Or just be a HS math teacher 😭 and then pursue math PhD

[hardy geyser]

wait did u go TO for purdue?

[supple relic]

I interviews with Hudson Ruver Trading, Citadel, IMC, arrowstreet capital and shit

[wind ore]

theyre smart, theyre prolly gonna GET request at the exact time 😭

[carmine birch]

no lmao

[wicked lark]

How much better is instate for cs x

[wintry field]

shittt is it possible to transfer?

[hardy geyser]

ah

[supple relic]

Ye

[latent lotus]

shhhh

[wintry field]

below 1400??

[uneven raven]

Doing Fourier analysis only to teach polynomial factorization

[supple relic]

Much better

Maybe double acc rate

[visual heron]

UIUC

[west tide]

Please no

[carmine birch]

That's why i applied cyber cause my SAT was in the 50% for Cyber but def not CS lmao

[wintry field]

alr i needa get in first tho

[carmine birch]

Yes 💀

[versed bridge]

oh no!

[carmine birch]

||1250||

[hardy geyser]

yeah i was about to be sooooo surprised if u got in purdue TO
like submit anything but dont go TO

[west tide]

Oh

[wild zealot]

8A hi twin

[supple relic]

Also one of the cool things about UIUC is research park you get to work while doing school

[carmine birch]

yeah exactly that's why i submitted

[sharp dragon]

what is it

[supple relic]

Currently here at research park doing an internship

[carmine birch]

@sharp dragon

[visual heron]

1 hour 46 min bro

[uneven raven]

Purdue be hyping up their test scores it’s scary

[carmine birch]

yeah...

[wild zealot]

Not quite

[carmine birch]

howdy

[wild zealot]

1hr16

[wintry field]

ohh shit

yeah good call

[carmine birch]

yeah lmao

that's why i went test optional

[nova fog]

3.5 GPA 1540 sat here

im cooked

[supple relic]

What major

[nova fog]

cs

😭

[uneven raven]

No ur not cooked

[supple relic]

Yea ur cooked

[carmine birch]

Thank god i'm CO 2025 and not like 2026 or 2027 or i would be COOKED

[floral quail]

on my valorant teammates souls i will get into georgia tech today

[sharp dragon]

3.5 GPA? Put the fries in the bag

[cosmic skiff]

Duality of man

[sharp dragon]

B+ average smh

[latent lotus]

LMFAOOOO

[floral quail]

these guys are ass anyways

[uneven raven]

Bro you can get in at least a school

[cosmic skiff]

What rank are you

[floral quail]

nothing would change

[nova fog]

i lowkey didnt care about school first 2 years

[latent lotus]

FUCK MY VALORANT TEAMMATES

[uneven raven]

And then just go grad school

[nova fog]

regret it

[supple relic]

3.5 gpa at uiuc cs is a no go

[nova fog]

but it is what it is

[floral quail]

peaked ~200rp immortal

[uneven raven]

Facts

[floral quail]

top 3.5k ish

[cosmic skiff]

Washed

[floral quail]

rn im in the diamond trneches cuz i locked in on school

[wild zealot]

thank gof im in state

[latent lotus]

BRO I DROPPED 31 KILLS AND WE LOST

[supple relic]

Unless you got insane ECs

[sharp dragon]

4.0 GPA 1520 SAT CS internship am I cooked

[cosmic skiff]

Happens

[nova fog]

real shi bro i went from imm1 to asc 2 yestteday

[latent lotus]

same cuz of rank reset + school exams

[supple relic]

This is alr

[uneven raven]

Yo I just saw a Tesla cybertruck drive in NYC 😭

[carmine birch]

How cooked am i for CS + X 3.8 and TO

[plain portal]

similar stats am i cooked😭

[upbeat garnet]

im praying my umich luck transferrs to uiuc or else im done fro

[supple relic]

Which X

[sharp dragon]

Odds?

[carmine birch]

Econb

[wind ore]

ye

[latent lotus]

i was 1 win from immo2, then season reset, then i got washed because of school and now im diamond 2

[supple relic]

20% maybe? Idk

[latent lotus]

holy fuck

[cosmic skiff]

Yikes

[latent lotus]

💀

[supple relic]

Econ is competitive

[floral quail]

whats ur peak

[wind ore]

u got CS?

[floral quail]

i was one draw from immo3

[wintry field]

what yall stats for cs or cs+

[latent lotus]

immo1 80rr

[nova fog]

im also gtech cs with 3.5 gpa and 1540 sat

[west tide]

is gt gonna break my streak or will it be mit

[upbeat garnet]

yes

[hollow saddle]

all of you will get in trust 💯

[nova fog]

i am cooked

[supple relic]

Back when I applied i was 1500 sat and 3.86 gpa

[wind ore]

AYYY CONGRATS 🔥

[upbeat garnet]

i dont even have cs ecs and umich let me in for cs

[cosmic skiff]

How much do you guys play

[carmine birch]

yeah i know

it

[wintry field]

15 what?

[iron aspen]

i have robotics practice until 5:30

[latent lotus]

we play too much man

[carmine birch]

it's wraps

[nova fog]

all day

[upbeat garnet]

ty!!

[supple relic]

1500 SAT

[carmine birch]

i'm expecting a rejection lmao

[wind ore]

bro my entire profile is CS 💀

skull

[latent lotus]

i have 700 hours 💀

[versed bridge]

on your soul youre getting both

[uneven raven]

1600 SAT cured cancer 4.1 Unweighted am I cooked for Quinnipiac email university?

[nova fog]

i was imm2 230 rr and now im asc 2 in a week 1 game off a derank to asc1

[cosmic skiff]

I picked up val some time ago and was placed in bronze 3

[upbeat garnet]

my entire profile is just leadership and volunteering 😭

[west tide]

Not quinnipac

[supple relic]

But that was 2 years ago and I was the last admit

[cosmic skiff]

Chat am I cooked

[uneven raven]

Quinnipiac try not to email me for 5 seconds challenge

[sharp dragon]

REAL

[west tide]

nah

[wind ore]

ong brh

[sharp dragon]

I get at least 3 daily emails from them

[wild zealot]

my entire profile is fundraising

[west tide]

boooo

[cosmic skiff]

Gang how long does it take to go from bronze 3 to immortal

[uneven raven]

Like shut da hell up Quinnipiac ion wanna go to your bum ass school 🗣️

[cosmic skiff]

😂

[versed bridge]

real

whats ur major

[west tide]

Deep a2c reference