University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign (UIUC) (2024-2025)

[humble goblet]

SHIT BECAUSE THEY MADE THE SEATS LIKE 1000 to 100

[floral quail]

FUUUUUUUUUCK

[humble goblet]

OK BUT IM MORE RELIABLE BC IM IN STATE

[floral quail]

ITS WHATEVER

IM GETTING IN

NONCHANALTY

[humble goblet]

YES U ARE BABE

[floral quail]

I HAVE TOO MYCH MOTION

[west tide]

u guys are nerds

[visual heron]

UIUC

[west tide]

uiuc is mid

[gleaming crane]

i agree

[west tide]

chambana is uhly

asf

[gleaming crane]

chambana

oh

wait

[humble goblet]

🤓☝️

[gleaming crane]

u combined champaign and urbana

ohhhhh

[tired basin]

Is it out?

[gleaming crane]

i thought it was a typo 💀

[west tide]

uiuc is a geek school

[humble goblet]

fuck no

[floral gull]

anyone in A2C is

[west tide]

caltech is better

[tired basin]

Alternatively, urpain

[upbeat garnet]

Generally speaking nerds are the ones going to college

[west tide]

tbh

ASU

[floral quail]

i’d take purdue over uiuc but my mom would make me go to uiuc

so i hope uiuc rejects me

[west tide]

ew

[visual heron]

@floral quail @humble goblet @quiet salmon @mint marsh LET US IN TO UIUC

[west tide]

not uouc

[floral quail]

same with cornell

[visual heron]

alternativley my grave

[floral quail]

i’d take purdue over cornell

[west tide]

Can uw come faster

[floral quail]

but my mom would make me go to cornell

[gleaming crane]

uiuc = cornell because they both have corn

[humble goblet]

mmmmm i think that asu is better

[west tide]

how many schools yall apply for

[floral quail]

on YOUR soul i’m getting georgia tech cs today.

[west tide]

uhhuh

[latent lotus]

are you counting UCs as one?

[floral quail]

😂😂

[west tide]

no

[upbeat garnet]

Georgia tech coming out today too??

[tired basin]

I just closed discord so I would stop thinking about UIUC. Look up at the whiteboard at the front of class and there’s a giant UIUC logo

[latent lotus]

yeah buddy then i applied to like 22

💀

[floral gull]

one of my friend wrote a 100 words personal statement and received acceptance in 2 days

[tired basin]

Can’t make this up

[floral quail]

rookie numbers

[visual heron]

BRO

UIUC

TAKE ME IN

UIUC

[latent lotus]

FUCK how many did u apply for

[floral quail]

this school sucks dick

[floral quail]

28

ha ha ha

[latent lotus]

💀

ur chopped

[floral quail]

🫵😂

[floral quail]

nah i’m handsome

stop coping

[latent lotus]

💀

as long as youre happy🙏

[floral quail]

handsome and rich (i spent 2 bands on app fees)

[floral quail]

i am

yesterday i was skipping back home

full of glee

[west tide]

i haven’t applied for finaid yet because sending css is too expensive

[tired basin]

What about today?

[floral quail]

even tho it was freezing as fuckkkk

[visual heron]

a.m.

im finding you bro

[floral quail]

i’m still in bed homie LMAO

[visual heron]

and draggin yo ahh to uiuc

[floral quail]

u have my ig

pull up

[west tide]

i’m at 19 schools

[floral quail]

u want a protein bar?

we have some good ones

[west tide]

do i apply to umich to make it even 20

[visual heron]

i want a ibg

[floral quail]

my school got none but like u can try

[west tide]

indian baby girl

?

[floral quail]

yes

this guy won’t stop yapping

about indian girls

[visual heron]

ya

[humble goblet]

i only applied to 6 cuz i’m broke 😭

[west tide]

I know an ibg from cali and one from the northeast

[coarse roost]

Cost?

[visual heron]

i thought seattle has hella

[west tide]

Dee waiver

Fee

[visual heron]

wait bay area?

cali

[west tide]

yes

[floral quail]

mogged

[humble goblet]

don’t qualify for it

[west tide]

She is a model 😭

[floral gull]

guys UCs or Midwest (UIUC, Madison, Purdue, UMich, Minnesota)

[west tide]

dang

[humble goblet]

UCs

[west tide]

neither

[visual heron]

wait deadas

im in bay

[latent lotus]

my mom would kill me if i didnt shotgun T20s (i dont wanna go to like a good 5-8 schools that i applied to)

[floral quail]

one of my friends is an ibg and a model but she has a bf @visual heron do you think u can rizz her up

[upbeat garnet]

Only if ur instate or full pay

[west tide]

r u hot enough for a model

[visual heron]

im not like that

[coarse roost]

Guys should I apply to uiuc 🥺

[visual heron]

she models
?

[west tide]

no

[visual heron]

😭

[visual heron]

no

[west tide]

yes

[humble goblet]

my parents said they’d think that i’m getting into every school bc im in the associates program 😭 like no

[floral quail]

she’s lowk cool tho she asks me to meow in physics

[visual heron]

MEW IN [HYSICS

[west tide]

LMFAO

[coarse roost]

Too late bitch

[humble goblet]

excuse me?

[visual heron]

MU+S

MU_S

[west tide]

Bitch is me a

[floral quail]

she offered me 100 to stand up on the desk and start barking

[visual heron]

CITY ON FIRE

[floral quail]

i said no

[west tide]

mean

[visual heron]

FILL UP THE SKY

FILL UP HE DORM

[west tide]

?????

[humble goblet]

tf

[west tide]

I would’ve taken that shit

[coarse roost]

I say that a lot tho

[west tide]

20 bobas

[visual heron]

i would take a bmw m3 cs

please

[floral quail]

i have more than 100 in my wallet already

fuck i need more for

[visual heron]

i have 79k in my wallet

[humble goblet]

in my area that would be like 15 😭

[west tide]

i have $0

i had a job interview on wednesday

[floral quail]

🫵😂

[humble goblet]

so real girl

[west tide]

I will be starting next month

[visual heron]

ever since i was kid

ive been legit

[coarse roost]

I HAVE 3 peanuts UIUC WNATS MY PEANUTS

[humble goblet]

i got my stipend on thursday

[coarse roost]

TAKE ME IN

[visual heron]

UIUC WANTS ME

[floral quail]

what is it with asian eboys and spamming the lyrics of timeless

[visual heron]

UIUC

[floral quail]

including me ur the 3rd

[visual heron]

im indian

and im not e ebboy

[west tide]

what is it with asian e boys

[visual heron]

edating is mad

[west tide]

Brother

[visual heron]

like

[west tide]

where do u think India is

[visual heron]

how u tryna fuck over laptop bro

[visual heron]

Europe

[coarse roost]

Does spamming Gracie abram lyrics make me Asian

[west tide]

😭

[floral quail]

anyways this other asian girl in my physics yesterday turned around and was like “im mad you said you were gonna meow and you didn’t”

[humble goblet]

@visual heron ur not getting into uiuc with that geographical knowledge 😭🙏🙏

[west tide]

I keep thinking i see u at uw bro

like 10 times now

[green sphinx]

am i getting in

[humble goblet]

be patient cuh

[coarse roost]

IM GETTING IN

[west tide]

am i getting in

[floral quail]

in the edge case i get into uiuc and u don’t i’ll trade u the acceptance for a bag of Dorito’s

[visual heron]

ITALY

[green sphinx]

bro look at ur name 💀

[visual heron]

I LOVE ITALY

[coarse roost]

Uiuc likes obsessed people

[floral quail]

u didn’t even apply bro

[visual heron]

INDIA IS IN AMERICA

ITALY IS IN ME

UIUC IS ME

[humble goblet]

shhhhhhh ita reverse psychology

[green sphinx]

LMAOOO

[floral quail]

u got this

[green sphinx]

bet bet

we grtting in

[visual heron]

*gulp

[floral quail]

did u submit the purdue loci

bye

btw

[west tide]

Are u guys in state

[visual heron]

i submitted myself into uiuc

[visual heron]

im oos bro

[green sphinx]

same

[visual heron]

bay area

compeittive school

💀 💀 💀

[green sphinx]

wait

same

wtf

[coarse roost]

I’m out of this world

[west tide]

Why do u want to go to u of i

[visual heron]

what school gang

[visual heron]

ibgs + aerospace

[green sphinx]

i aint saying

[west tide]

Did u guys apply udub

[boreal locust]

u wouldnt be the only one

[visual heron]

no way

[floral quail]

i forgot to turn my alarms off

and they are

popping up

every two seconds

[boreal locust]

too many

[visual heron]

i can find your location w. this btw

[green sphinx]

mango gang what is the first letter of your high school

[floral quail]

u want my address?

[visual heron]

ill tell you this

[floral quail]

i’ll give it to u

ishan’s

idgaf

[visual heron]

i used to go to irvington highschool

[coarse roost]

Locations…

[visual heron]

in my frehsemn year

[west tide]

Guys i organized my jewelry collection

[visual heron]

ever heard of irvington highschool?

[coarse roost]

You’d like a single passing through 30 countries lmao

[visual heron]

i dont go there

anymor

[humble goblet]

i need to get more jewelry

[visual heron]

is it real gold?

[west tide]

Most of it is sterling silver

[visual heron]

oh

[floral quail]

she’s not banded for that

[visual heron]

low life

[floral quail]

i am

[green sphinx]

uiuc

[floral quail]

cuz i have so much motion

[visual heron]

real bro

[floral quail]

🤑🤑🤑

[visual heron]

ever heard of irvington highschool

[west tide]

My mom and i made all of it

[visual heron]

?

[visual heron]

woah

fire

[green sphinx]

yes

ik its competitive

[visual heron]

i used to go there

[west tide]

Ever heard of basis

[floral quail]

based

[visual heron]

yes

[floral quail]

omg

me

[visual heron]

basis fremont?

[floral quail]

i’m soooo based

[floral quail]

not the high schools

[west tide]

heheh

[floral quail]

you monkey

ur so stupid

my god

[west tide]

no i was talking about the high schools

[floral quail]

oh what

nbc n

nvm

[visual heron]

WHOS THE MONKEY NOW

[floral quail]

i take it back

[humble goblet]

i need a jewelry organizer BADDDD mine is scattered all over my shelf

[floral quail]

ur still 5’6 homie pipe down

[west tide]

awww LOL

[visual heron]

im 5'8

buddy

[floral quail]

PIPSQUEAK PIPE DOWN

U AINT IN NO BIG 3

SZA FOT U WIPED DOWN

[coarse roost]

Ain’t helping urself

[visual heron]

the other height went elsewhere

bro

[floral quail]

LOLO😆 L

[visual heron]

its like opprtunity cost

ok look

[floral quail]

no it didn’t ur indian

[visual heron]

you sacrafice your height

[floral quail]

🫵😂

[visual heron]

so are u

[west tide]

pendants and rings and earrings that don’t fit on the organizer right and unmatched earrings 😔

[coarse roost]

How tall do Indians go on avg

[humble goblet]

i’m 5’10 😭

[visual heron]

you noy indian tho?

[west tide]

Would u guys lose 5 inches to get into ur dream school

[visual heron]

right

[humble goblet]

i’m filipino

[visual heron]

alr that schill

my ego gets hurt whenever i see a 6 foot brown girl

like how

[floral quail]

i’m getting in regardless why would i shun myself to being 5’6

[visual heron]

HOW

BRO

[coarse roost]

Why not philipino

[visual heron]

EVERY SINGLE DYA

I GO INTO CLASS

[west tide]

I know a model 6’ indian girl

[visual heron]

AND I SE A 6 FOOT BROWN GIRL

[floral quail]

they don’t exits G

[west tide]

from the bay

[humble goblet]

sleep with one eye open

[visual heron]

my english class bro

[floral quail]

i’m 5’11

[floral gull]

the guys in my high school were about 5'9 on avg...shortest was 5'1 I think

[visual heron]

it hurts me

[west tide]

yes they do bro

[floral quail]

w cope

w bait

[visual heron]

they do exist

[west tide]

my friend is 6’ and indian and a baddie

[visual heron]

oh

[coarse roost]

Genuinely why not philipino it’s just sounds logical

[floral quail]

0/10 rage bait bait used to be believable

[visual heron]

i cant date anyone tallre than me

like

im supposed to be the dall one bro

tall

[west tide]

me either

[floral quail]

u a bitch

[humble goblet]

i have these 2 indian girls in my cohort that could literally be models

[floral quail]

i’ll be lil spooned idgaf

[west tide]

i like my men 5’0

[visual heron]

cooked

[coarse roost]

Damn I’m 5’11 and I thought I was short for the US 🥰

[visual heron]

im 5'8 bro

[floral quail]

ur short bro its over

[woeful trail]

chat im scared

[floral quail]

gg life is lose

[woeful trail]

theres less than 3 hours until it comes out

[west tide]

ur 5’10.5

[visual heron]

ur also short (not talking about your height)

[coarse roost]

😭

[floral gull]

ur Indian from India right

[woeful trail]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[visual heron]

SPEEDING CAR GOING 90 IN THE RAIN

[dark plaza]

im like avg here in india but im gonna be like short asf in the us

[west tide]

i’m indian from india

[jagged relic]

protect this girl at all cost

[coarse roost]

Where else do Indians come from ☠️

[floral quail]

i checked, i’ve grown to actual 5’11 lol

[west tide]

LOL

[floral quail]

she’s lying to u bro

[floral gull]

bro we are everywhere

[floral quail]

💀

[visual heron]

which part

[floral quail]

she’s not

[west tide]

Ermmmm

[floral quail]

she’s white

colonizer

[coarse roost]

But like Indians abroad don’t pick up Nordic genes lol 😭

[floral quail]

lolol

[visual heron]

COLNIZER[

[west tide]

Yucatán peninsula

[visual heron]

COLINIZER

[jagged relic]

[west tide]

I am American Indian

[coarse roost]

Wait what was ur point tho @floral gull

[west tide]

Mayan

[floral quail]

ik a girl whose 4’11 want me to set yall up

[coarse roost]

Do u still sacrifice people

[floral gull]

nah deadass its the food I am telling u

[visual heron]

mayan?

[west tide]

Yeah sorry a.m

[viscid night]

its coming in 2 hrs right?

[visual heron]

your from south america?

[subtle venture]

Hey that's me!!!!

[jagged relic]

i am from india bro

[visual heron]

IM FROM INDIA TOO

AY

[floral quail]

she’s chinese

[visual heron]

THIS IS LIKE CURRY CHAT

[coarse roost]

I think the spice kills testosterone

[floral quail]

she doesn’t like me cuz i ghosted hee

[visual heron]

CURRIES UNITE

[floral quail]

but

[jagged relic]

long distance won't work

[floral quail]

i’m sure u could rizz her up

[west tide]

LKAOOOO

AW

[viscid night]

wat

[floral quail]

i’ll put her on a plane and fly her there

[jagged relic]

you indian indian or those white indian types?

[floral quail]

she was very nice

she named a plant after me

[visual heron]

mix

[coarse roost]

Do Mayan’s sacrifice non mayans

[floral quail]

i just accidentally ghosted her for 2 months

[floral gull]

maybe

[floral quail]

and then she stopped fucking w me

[west tide]

Yeah those are our favorite

[floral quail]

i wonder why

[visual heron]

its better than serenea who ghosted someone for one year

and responded a year later

[west tide]

I do that sometimes

[floral quail]

serena has questionable morals

we already established this

[jagged relic]

sounds likea keeper, shouldn't have let her go

[west tide]

I do too

[coarse roost]

Weight specifications? Color? Height?

[jagged relic]

damn okay

[visual heron]

this is like average brown girl bheavior

[floral quail]

i ghosted her by accident ok

i thought i responded

[west tide]

I am 90 pounds pale and 5’2

[floral quail]

i checked 2 months later

i didn’t respond

and i was like my bad gang!!

[jagged relic]

major L

[coarse roost]

No of the victims girl 😭

[floral quail]

and she was like no worries!

but it was not the same

[west tide]

Oh

i don’t remember

They’re ash now sorry

[floral quail]

u ain’t sacrificing shit

[jagged relic]

makes sense

[west tide]

ur next lil bro

[subtle venture]

Wsg

[visual heron]

hookinh up on discord is mad wild

[coarse roost]

Wait y’all burn them?

Damn

[visual heron]

pipe ur 5'2 down

we all tower over u

[west tide]

wtf

[visual heron]

yeah

[west tide]

I am gonna send my cats after u

[visual heron]

whos the lil bro now

[jagged relic]

absolutely

[coarse roost]

IM TALKING ABOUT THE VICTIMS

[visual heron]

imma ship them to abu dubai

[jagged relic]

its the new age

[floral quail]

my feet tingle guys can one of u massage them

[coarse roost]

I’m asexual as hell 🤠

[visual heron]

yes ma'am

[floral quail]

thx bb

🥰🥰🥰

[visual heron]

np

[west tide]

The council is deciding yalls fates

[nova hamlet]

Is it coming out todau

Or tmrw

[west tide]

yes sir

[floral quail]

these are all bum ass cats

fyi

[visual heron]

garfield and nermal

[floral quail]

LMAOOOOOO

[visual heron]

dogs are better

[teal palm]

today

[floral quail]

THATS WHAT I SAID

HOLY SHIT

[west tide]

i hate all of you

[jagged relic]

you indian?

[floral quail]

THATS WXACRLY WHAT I SAID

[visual heron]

how does one convince brown parents to buy 4 cats

[west tide]

i hope you all rot in the slums

[visual heron]

😭 🙏

[coarse roost]

I’m a cat whisperer

[floral quail]

YO @visual heron PULL UP

[floral gull]

yessir

[visual heron]

ill be nin uiuc

[west tide]

I have 6

[coarse roost]

Bring religion into it

[floral quail]

uiuc is a slum

[visual heron]

6???

[floral quail]

😂😂😂😂😂

[visual heron]

dude

my parents dont like black cats

[jagged relic]

again indian indian or those white indian types

[west tide]

UIUC best school ever

[teal palm]

ayo

[visual heron]

casue they think if a black cat cuts ur path

its bad luck

[west tide]

omg

Black cats

[visual heron]

one time a black cat cut our path and in hawaii

and my parents rerourted

[floral gull]

I am Indian Indian

[visual heron]

LMAOO

[west tide]

WHAT

[floral quail]

i’ve seen a black cat once and had the worst luck of my life 5 minutes later

only superstition i believe in

[coarse roost]

I think I’ve been cut my a black lion once ☠️

[visual heron]

so its rael

bro

[jagged relic]

same boss

[visual heron]

aw hell anw ur cooked bro

[floral quail]

black cat superstition imo is real

[west tide]

in hawaii is crazy

[visual heron]

say ur prayers lil bro

[visual heron]

yeah

my parents tried rerouting LOL

[floral quail]

i saw my black cat in hawaii too lol

[coarse roost]

MY LUCK WILL ONLY RUN OUT AFTER UIUC

[floral gull]

u doing cbse?

[visual heron]

💀 🙏

[coarse roost]

WE LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY

UIUC TAKE ME IN

[visual heron]

UIUC

[jagged relic]

yea you too?

[coarse roost]

TAKE THAT DOEN

[floral quail]

i saw a black cat in hawaii and 5 minutes later someone died

[coarse roost]

ITS BAD LUCK

[floral quail]

lol

[visual heron]

THIS IS WHERE I MAKE MY STAND
I AM MY PEREMIETER AND MY PERIMETER IS ME
UIUCIS ME

[west tide]

U guys get black cat on uiuc release

:>

[floral gull]

I did IB last year, I hv graduated 12th lol

[coarse roost]

ITS BAD LUCK BOZO

[visual heron]

ur getting kidnapped to north korea lil bor

if u do this

[coarse roost]

DEKETE

[visual heron]

GET RID OF BLACK CAT

OH NAW

🕉️

[floral quail]

dubski

[visual heron]

🕉️

[coarse roost]

Delete it

RN

[torn plinth]

is it out

[visual heron]

IM SENDING MY PRAYERS GANG

[jagged relic]

ahh so you took a drop year?

[visual heron]

DELETE BLACK CAT

[floral quail]

i hope uiuc rejects me bro bad luck for me means im getting in

[teal palm]

prob not
releases at 4, can release up to 45 min eariler

[floral quail]

oh hell nah

[coarse roost]

We AINT getting in boys

[teal palm]

ayo

[visual heron]

yeah

[coarse roost]

NOOOO

[visual heron]

start saying ur praryers bro

[subtle venture]

Nah cats >>

[visual heron]

it undos it

[teal palm]

bru the decisions have been made months ago
the cats dont do anything

[coarse roost]

Wait I think black cat overload reverses the effect

[floral gull]

yepp, dont u hv boards this month ?

[visual heron]

more like few weeks ago

[west tide]

https://tenor.com/view/mwah-cat-mwah-cat-kissing-black-cat-kissing-black-cat-gif-11587383618549829093

[visual heron]

not months ago

[west tide]

How can something this cute be evil

[coarse roost]

Says who 🤷‍♂️

[teal palm]

same thijng

[floral quail]

tldr id take my state school for cs instead (assuming they let me in) or pursue but my mom would likely push for uiuc

[visual heron]

are u not hindu

[floral quail]

to avoid

aefumenrs

argumwnts

[west tide]

I am not actually brown bro

[teal palm]

the OAR

[floral quail]

she’s white u monkey

[visual heron]

o

[floral quail]

i legit said this 10 minutes ago

[coarse roost]

Our what

[floral quail]

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[west tide]

I am clearly muslim

[visual heron]

bro

i thought she brown

cause u said she brown

[jagged relic]

I do, just got done with the practicals a few days ago

[teal palm]

hi clearly muslim
im UofI

[west tide]

No i am white and mexican

[floral quail]

i said she’s white

[coarse roost]

Did bro just call him monkey

[visual heron]

my bad gang

no shes white

[floral quail]

my skin is probably darker than his

it’s chill

[visual heron]

my skin is light[

[floral quail]

actually that’s cap

[west tide]

U aren’t even that dark bro

[floral quail]

my skin is so light

[visual heron]

uiuc

[west tide]

U could pass as mestizo

[coarse roost]

Dei police on its way

[floral gull]

did u get into any unis so far? what major

[floral quail]

yo

i’m gonna find u

[visual heron]

feel free

[west tide]

No don’t do to uiuc

[visual heron]

UIUC

[floral quail]

u will rue the day you called me good boy

[visual heron]

i need uiuc bro

[visual heron]

but i never did lol

[jagged relic]

I got into all my safties(asu, penn state etc) for CS
Wby?

[floral quail]

nah i was hoping i get rej but fuck u i hope i get in now

[visual heron]

same

[west tide]

shit

[floral gull]

aint trump abolishing that

[floral quail]

js to rub it in ur face

[teal palm]

wsg

[visual heron]

LMAOO

WHY

[wind ore]

can they stop edging pls

[floral quail]

to flex on u

[visual heron]

can u go into admissions and accept me bro

[teal palm]

idk CAN i

[visual heron]

😢

[west tide]

that reminds me

i have to meet with my caltech AO

[floral gull]

got in 2 so far yeah...waiting for my reaches too

[jagged relic]

What major?

[floral gull]

biochem/genetics mixed

[floral quail]

i’m gonna find u

[jagged relic]

Damn
You don't get many Indians in pure sciences

Nice

Which part are you from?

[floral gull]

North

[west tide]

Can i get some indian food

[floral gull]

u?

[floral quail]

dawg yes u do

half my class is premed

[teal palm]

idk CAN u

[floral quail]

😭

[jagged relic]

Maharashtra

[west tide]

Pls send

i hungry

[floral quail]

my grandma made food i just haven’t taken it cuz im still in bed

i wonder what she made

yum

[west tide]

aight bro fuck u

[floral quail]

i’m gonna go downstairs blasting fetty wap on the jbl

[floral gull]

yeah but I aint going for the premed track...more like pure research (broke '29)

[floral quail]

i’ll pay ur bills dw

:D

[floral gull]

tbh I will probably do some back up in econ or finance

[jagged relic]

I mean yea normally you got your Indians in either CS, premed or business
You don't see many in suppose philosophy or pure sciences

[floral quail]

oh yeah research ig

[visual heron]

you do gang

[floral quail]

wtf is going on

[west tide]

ew cs

[visual heron]

dinga dinga

DINGA DINGA

[jagged relic]

@floral gull you got linkedin?

[visual heron]

IS THE UNCLe name rajesh?

[floral gull]

legit my plan at some point was doing pure science and minor in philosophy....I am going to be living with my parents no joke💀

[hardy geyser]

im so glad i have a test when deicisions release

[floral gull]

yeppp

[hardy geyser]

yall scare me

i do NOT wanna be in charge of this thread during decisions

[olive abyss]

Is it 4 or 5

[hardy geyser]

4 cst

5 est

[olive abyss]

Darn

[visual heron]

4 pm cst

[jagged relic]

damn you don't expect that from an average brown kid

[visual heron]

4 cst

[jagged relic]

will you share it in dms?

[visual heron]

11 AM HST
2 pm pst
4 pm cst
5pm est

[floral gull]

thats cuz lot of pressure from parents to do engineering or like take commerce path

[jagged relic]

3:30 am IST

[visual heron]

ya

you know what else is massive?

[floral quail]

me

[visual heron]

LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TAPER FADE

[floral quail]

🤑🤑🤑🤑

[west tide]

😭

[jagged relic]

yea i mean honeslty there ain't no money for research here

[hardy geyser]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

[visual heron]

MASIVE

WAIT

THIS IS IRONIC

[west tide]

I was just talking someone out of getting a low taper fade

[visual heron]

drake and masive

[west tide]

they didn’t listen

[floral gull]

yeah thats why I aint staying here

[rapid tangle]

Should we start our UIUC chain once again?

[visual heron]

YES

UIUC

[static kindle]

UIUC

[rapid tangle]

UIUC

[hardy geyser]

no

[jagged relic]

makes sense
By any chance wre you in dps?

[west tide]

UCHICAGO

[visual heron]

UIUC

UIUC

[static kindle]

wow

.

[visual heron]

UIUC CHAIN HERE TILL DECIONS RELEASE IN 2 HOURS 29 MINUTES ⬇️

[torn plinth]

UIUC

[west tide]

NORTHWESTERN

[torn plinth]

UIUC AAAAA

[visual heron]

UIUC

[floral gull]

hell nah

[floral quail]

i showed my friend my haircut a few weeks ago and he asked me why i no get taper

lol

[visual heron]

UIUC

[torn plinth]

UIUC

[jagged relic]

💀 💀

[visual heron]

uiuc

UIUC

[west tide]

GEORGIA TECH

[visual heron]

UIUC

[floral gull]

nothing personal but I dont like dps ppl

[west tide]

UIC

[jagged relic]

don't worry even dps ppl don't like dps ppl (i did not go to dps)

[coarse roost]

I didn’t even think they existed

[floral quail]

lmao

trump deporting ppl

wonder how the “latinos for trump”

[west tide]

trumppppp

[floral quail]

are doing now

[floral gull]

by any chance are u from mumbai

[west tide]

Not my birthright citizenship friends fr

[visual heron]

i really dont understand how people get pissed at this bro

[jagged relic]

close, pune

[visual heron]

like theres a legal way of entering the country

[coarse roost]

What part

[visual heron]

😭 🙏

[west tide]

Erm

[visual heron]

theres a legal way of entering usa yk

right

[floral quail]

it’s super difficult

for no reason

[west tide]

Have money

[floral quail]

like

[visual heron]

ok and

[floral gull]

ohh whoa my friend went there for ed sheeran concert...he is coming here too in 2 weeks

[floral quail]

u need money and several years

[floral gull]

Coldplay was amazing

[floral quail]

which most ppl don’t have

[visual heron]

so your supporting ppl doing illegal things

[coarse roost]

It’s because he’s pretty much causing ever Mexican to be targeted

[visual heron]

you guys dont realize this but

[floral gull]

I am loving the concert scene in India

[west tide]

yes sir

[visual heron]

you know all the tax money we pay

[jagged relic]

ohh yea

[coarse roost]

Obama did it too , arguably much better

[visual heron]

all the people who come in illegaly

[floral quail]

it’s illegal for me to have this much swag and i do it everyday

[visual heron]

are using our tax money

[floral quail]

it’s whatever

[west tide]

Lmao latinos make up such a critical part of the workforce

[visual heron]

and they dont even pay taxes

[jagged relic]

ngl ed sheeran concert in pune was kind of a bust

[floral quail]

u say that like u pay the mf bills

[visual heron]

so i dont get how y all crying over this

[static kindle]

ru fr 🙏

[floral quail]

🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

[west tide]

ong

[floral gull]

bro Idk anything about mumbai other than Bandra and NMIMS

[floral quail]

BITS poland

[west tide]

Agriculture and service industries will be crippled without illegals

[jagged relic]

i mean the mumbai concert last year did set HIGH expectations

[hardy geyser]

stop withh the politics

[coarse roost]

A very bad view of mumbai u must have then ☠️

[jagged relic]

you from delhi any chance?

[visual heron]

im from dehli

[floral quail]

my bad my glorious king

[floral gull]

aint that rajasthan

[floral quail]

i’m boutta rajasthan ur mom

[visual heron]

yea

[visual heron]

well i dont

[coarse roost]

Bits poland is in Poland

[visual heron]

but i will

[floral quail]

stop yapping bro ur ruining ur aura

[visual heron]

when lockheed takes me

[jagged relic]

ohh damn

[visual heron]

im in cali tho

[jagged relic]

best of luck then

[floral quail]

do i sellout for citadel or no

[visual heron]

idk waht citadel is

[jagged relic]

good

[floral quail]

quant firm

[visual heron]

but all i know is lockheed better

[west tide]

40-50% of agriculture workers in USA are undocumented

[west tide]

Ew ew ew

[visual heron]

im ready to sacrafice my engineering morals for a 200k paycheck

[torn plinth]

izit out

[floral quail]

u can make 350k starting as a quant out of a target cs program

😂😂😂

[hardy geyser]

4 pm cst

[floral gull]

close

[west tide]

me af

[visual heron]

thats chill we still have 50-60 percent documented people working

[jagged relic]

right there with you gang

[floral quail]

bro what

are u stupid

[visual heron]

twins

[floral quail]

nah nah nah

[static kindle]

😭

[coarse roost]

How is their life set then 😭 I mean Ik nmims is eh but

[west tide]

Okay but i want my strawberries

[hardy geyser]

dude please stop with the politics

[floral quail]

u want to take away half our labor force?

[visual heron]

sorrh

[visual heron]

mangos better

[jagged relic]

nepo kids

[visual heron]

theres a reason i nicknamed to mango

[static kindle]

how tf did we get on politics

[west tide]

Latinos love mango

[floral quail]

those who know

[visual heron]

mango has so much potential

[floral quail]

looooow taper fade

[visual heron]

those who know

[teal palm]

those who know 💀

[rapid tangle]

What major did you apply as again?

[hardy geyser]

dude idek

[visual heron]

https://tenor.com/view/people-who-don't-know-vs-people-who-know-those-who-don't-know-vs-those-who-know-gif-18075947697117816471

[floral gull]

rich parents, chill and just hving fun ...

[coarse roost]

Exactly let em stay in rickshaw proof sobo ; man fuck sobo

[floral quail]

i was looking at linkedin’s in psych class yesterday

and i saw some

[coarse roost]

Bomb sobo to the ground

[floral quail]

mid ahh jit from my hs

last year

i click

[visual heron]

aero

[floral quail]

i see

[west tide]

my stanford interviewer is a pickleball ambassador

[visual heron]

THOSE WHO KNOW

[jagged relic]

where are you from?

[floral quail]

uiuc cs quant at illinois

[visual heron]

massive

[floral quail]

💀

[static kindle]

girl what 😭

[floral quail]

W sellout

[visual heron]

and?

[floral quail]

my stanford interview doesn’t EXIST

IM SWISS XHEESING MYSELF

[coarse roost]

I’ll tell u where ; not sobo

[jagged relic]

AUTO>>>>>

[west tide]

I am about to drink my mango smoothie

[jagged relic]

ahh got it

[west tide]

from mangos picked by my wonderful Latino brethren

[floral gull]

u from bombay?

[west tide]

🙏🙏

[coarse roost]

Technically I’m a nobo

[rapid tangle]

Chat it’s either a white screen or a confetti screen

Which one we getting

[floral quail]

i’m about to go hack some old lady using software written by my wonderful indian brethren

[visual heron]

frire

[floral gull]

what is that

[west tide]

caltech had massive beaver confetti that made the letter almost unreadable

[coarse roost]

50% probability ; I just calculated that using mental maths

[jagged relic]

thane?

[coarse roost]

North Bombay

[rapid tangle]

RUH rob how cool

[coarse roost]

Mulund well yeah

[rapid tangle]

Ruh roh*

[west tide]

I hate waiting

[jagged relic]

ohh nice, i gussed thane becuase those ppl get crazy offended when someone says they live in mumbai

[floral quail]

u didn’t even apply to uiuc bro what r u waiting on

💀

[jagged relic]

you didn't go to dav did you?

[coarse roost]

Thane is good enough for thanekars to not call themselves mumbaikars

[coarse roost]

Singhania

[jagged relic]

i mean potato patato

[coarse roost]

How do u know this from Delhi thi

[floral quail]

why is vexbolts ruining my day in the big 25

[coarse roost]

Idk anything about delhi

[jagged relic]

ahh no idea, i just know mulund because my uncle lives there

[floral gull]

idk why I associate mumbaikars=nepo town😭

[coarse roost]

Ahh

[jagged relic]

i am from pune g

[floral gull]

the same way idk about mumbai

[uncut pasture]

@floral quail crodie did u do cs+bioe

[coarse roost]

The city deserves to sink

[west tide]

Well

😳

[uncut pasture]

ngl grainger cs got aura

[floral quail]

ofc foenem

[uncut pasture]

las cs doesnt 😭

[west tide]

if u must know

[floral gull]

I hate my city too (500 aqi on a good day)

[uncut pasture]

i shoulda done cs+phys...vghhh

[jagged relic]

i mean women saftey is pretty intresting there

[coarse roost]

Y’all hello from the other side of the ghats

[west tide]

women safety

😖

[floral quail]

hah

mogged

[uncut pasture]

shush

[forest walrus]

What time it comes out?

[coarse roost]

Balanced as it should be

[uncut pasture]

il js do grainger dual degree

[floral gull]

more like non existent

[west tide]

Does india love women

[jagged relic]

crazy meetup

[uncut pasture]

tbh if i get UT

[coarse roost]

How are y’all not dead

[floral gull]

fr

[uncut pasture]

im not gna worry abt anyt

[coarse roost]

Change the capital honeslty

[west tide]

meow

[coarse roost]

UIUC

[floral gull]

the goverment handed out some special lungs (we built different)

[coarse roost]

IM COMING FOR U

[uncut pasture]

kalm

[west tide]

Just say no to smog, nothing can enter you without your consent

[jagged relic]

quoting a famous standup comedian Vir Das
"i come from an India where we worship women during the day and gang-r*pe them at night"

[uncut pasture]

skib

[rapid tangle]

Before the decision gets released everyone should join the general vc and chant UIUC

[uncut pasture]

what happens overnight @teal palm

[floral gull]

not where I live (consent doesnt exist)

[rapid tangle]

5 minutes before update

[teal palm]

meaning?

[uncut pasture]

does air quality drop because grainger students come outside

[teal palm]

LMAO

[jagged relic]

delhi confirmed

[floral gull]

nope

[uncut pasture]

i trust that uiuc wont break my streak yo

https://tenor.com/view/they-hand-me-a-fricking-packet-yo-classroom-school-packet-yo-some-kids-dont-learn-like-that-gif-5470578625174546488

friggin packets yo

[rapid tangle]

LOL

NAW

[floral gull]

I dont even live in the state its just 40 mins away but equally bad

[rapid tangle]

That gif matches perfectly

.

[hardy geyser]

ai images hell yeah

spread the plague

[rapid tangle]

UIUC or UMD?

[humble goblet]

WHICHEVER ONE GOVES ME MONEY

[rapid tangle]

If you could choose one

Fair

I agree

[teal palm]

W

[jagged relic]

makes sense

[rapid tangle]

Money dictates our decisions 😔😔

[coarse roost]

we're cooked

[iron aspen]

sigh

[coarse roost]

how did they get the spelling right this time

[humble goblet]

is this what yall look like rn

[jagged relic]

does no one know vir das here?

[floral gull]

what are yall plans after college in US?

[uncut pasture]

uiuc cs lwk a tier above umd

[hardy geyser]

erice did u see 10x yet

[uncut pasture]

quant/swe/grad school

[west tide]

consent 😖

[uncut pasture]

!quant

[daring jungle]

Ding!

Looks like someone's brought up quant again!

I think it’d be better if you analyzed some grass instead.

Used 1803 times.

[teal palm]

apply to the top homeless shelters in the US

[floral gull]

Yes I hv seen this

[rapid tangle]

Yes.

[west tide]

Where have yall been rejected so far :3

[jagged relic]

hope i get accepted

[coarse roost]

well grad school in the US ; later? prolly coming back

[teal palm]

u got this

[jagged relic]

crazy good guy
love him
been to his standup too

[floral gull]

same doing grad and then back to being jobless at parents house

[coarse roost]

northwestern; they should bomb evanston

[rapid tangle]

UCHICAGO and Macalester

😔😔

[floral gull]

what about upmanyu?

[jagged relic]

purdue, unc

[teal palm]

uiuc better than uchicago anyways 🔥 🔥

pretentious ass school

[rapid tangle]

Let’s hope!

[tired basin]

Purdue

[rapid tangle]

How hard is Purdue oos?

[jagged relic]

i mean all those all good comedians but vir das's comedy got some deep meaning to it

[teal palm]

this yr apparently p hard

[tired basin]

Rejected Purdue, deferred UW Madison, surely that means I get accepted UIUC right?

[rapid tangle]

I see

[uncut pasture]

i heard CS was down to 15%

oos

[rapid tangle]

I did get into Uw Madison though!

[uncut pasture]

i heard

[rapid tangle]

Yikes

[tired basin]

I heard eng is <10%

[uncut pasture]

jesus

[hardy geyser]

the correct word is pretentious

dingus

[floral gull]

true he is such a feminist also

[jagged relic]

i share your optimism

[uncut pasture]

im so not tapped into indian culture

pop culturee

[dire berry]

I only applied to UIUC lol

[rapid tangle]

1 application only!

[dire berry]

Ye

[teal palm]

u got this

[jagged relic]

you should go to his live show atleast once in your life, bro really leaves your with a message and makes you think

[hardy geyser]

[floral gull]

oh u went?

[rapid tangle]

Lock in

[dire berry]

Ty man

[rapid tangle]

What’s the saying for Illinois

[jagged relic]

yea it was kinda last min thing but i came out of that show whole another prsn (no i do not mean gay)

[rapid tangle]

Like Purdue is boiler up or something