Caltech (2024-2025)

[royal python]

IF THE WEBSITE SAYS CALTECH YOUVE BEEN REJECTED THIS IS ACTUALLY SCAM TECH

[indigo inlet]

😂😂😂😂

[onyx tartan]

IF THE BANNER AT THE TOP OF THE SCREEN IS ORANGE YOU HAVE BEEN WAITLISTED

[charred loom]

My day ends in 14 mins...

[final thorn]

no i texted u it still not there 💔

[dreamy ravine]

Fear tech 🔥

[royal python]

portal finna fix itself in 20 business days

💀

[final thorn]

WHy is this worse than actually being able to see the portal

[zealous spruce]

I GOT IN!!!

[keen fable]

this is gonna sound crazy but if the website says youre accepted it means youre actually accepted

[final thorn]

CONGRATS OMG

[sinful pecan]

yall why is it fully blank 😭

[royal python]

WOOO 👏

[onyx tartan]

CONGRATSSS

[muted leaf]

No idea

[glad salmon]

🤯

[charred loom]

🎉

[rich pendant]

congratulations

[keen fable]

was your screen white black or orange

[edgy sky]

Bro I got rejected

[glossy patrol]

@honest glen got in

[clear axle]

OMG CONGRATS

[onyx tartan]

IF THE WEBSITE SAYS YOU WERE ACCEPTED IT MEANS THEY BURNED YOUR APPLICATION AND DREW FURRY ART OF YOU

[viscid socket]

reminder to do the poll if you haven't yet!

[keen fable]

pay up

college aint free

[muted portal]

CONGRATSSS!!!!

[charred loom]

Lmfao

[glad salmon]

lmao tf

[royal python]

no it actually means that youve been waitlisted on a preliminary screening interview that indicates whether you will be rejected or not

[glacial dock]

I WISH I COULD

AAAAAAAAA

[onyx tartan]

YOU MUST PAY $60 FOR ACCEPTANCE AND ITS FIRST COME FIRST SERVE

[royal python]

same

[honest glen]

YESSIR I GOT IN

[open rivet]

my cousi got in

[royal python]

EVERYONE GETS ADMITTED FIRST 200 TO DEPOSIT GET IN

[viscid socket]

its always the most cracked stem schools with the shittiest portals

cough carnegie mellon cough

[dreamy ravine]

Ugh there so fake

[glacial dock]

Mit didn't do this

[elfin coyote]

first ones to send me 200 gets in

[haughty spoke]

This is mean

[onyx tartan]

Northwesterns portal is great… shitter school alert……..

[meager flint]

Guys didn’t the integral say 1:37 pm est

They aren’t late

[glossy patrol]

bro stop lying Nikhil he did get in

[meager flint]

Aren’t they early

[glacial dock]

No

[violet lagoon]

no it did not bro

[glad salmon]

10:37 am rounded to 2 sig figs

[honest glen]

2 sig figs

[meager flint]

I solved the integral

[violet lagoon]

it was 10 PST

[glacial dock]

To two sigfigs

[royal python]

for a tech/eng school youd think their portal would be fucking better

[viscid socket]

you had to round to two sigfigs

[ember bone]

u,, do they want to keep my decision or sth?

[glossy patrol]

??

[meager flint]

Oh so 1:40

[raw mortar]

Racism in the big 25???

[royal python]

edging me just to be rejected fr

[glad salmon]

2 sig figs

theyre PST tz

[ember bone]

real

[glad salmon]

so 10

[haughty spoke]

That guy was such a hater

[mellow frigate]

Bruh wtf a2c swept caltech so many admits

Congrats guys!!!!

[meager flint]

Isn’t 10 one sig fig

[lyric seal]

penis

[mellow frigate]

All y’all r built different

[inner zephyr]

dude i got that email and i thought people were trolling

[meager flint]

10. Is two

[inner zephyr]

I GOT IN!!!

[glad salmon]

10. is 2

[haughty spoke]

@ebon minnow just because you got rejected doesn’t mean he can’t celebrate his acceptance

[rugged geyser]

WHAT THE FUCK

YOO BROOO

[inner zephyr]

got in for EE im seriously so excited

[final thorn]

CONRGATS GUYS

[honest glen]

DUDE

[rugged geyser]

DUDE

[violet lagoon]

did u have to wait for the white screen portal?

[honest glen]

ITS SO INSANE

[rich pendant]

🔥 congrulations dude

[sage ivy]

congrats guys!

[wide zealot]

FUCK THIS STUPID SCHOOL I'M CHEATING ON MY GIRLFRIEND

[rugged geyser]

I AM SO HAPPY FOR U

[haughty spoke]

You were rejected. Your parents will never have a CalTech grad. His will.

[dreamy ravine]

Congrats everyone!!

[wide zealot]

STUPID SCHOOL

[lyric seal]

10 is one sig fig

[ember bone]

looks like all they sent out are acceptances so lemme sleep

[haughty spoke]

Leave him be

[rugged geyser]

IT LOOKS LIKE IF U GET REJECTED BY GT ULL GET INTO CALTECh

[inner zephyr]

yes

[rugged geyser]

ON GOD

[glossy patrol]

LMFAO

[storm crystal]

yk what, acceptable crashout

[meager flint]

So why is my decision still not here yet

[inner zephyr]

brooo

[haughty spoke]

This is so sad

[royal python]

why has my portal STILL not loaded

[meager flint]

It’s still a blank white screen

[warped trench]

either my phone is tweaking or they j don’t wanna tell me 💔

[inner zephyr]

im so happy for real

[glad salmon]

whats it say on ur portal

[royal python]

its been 20 mins

[viscid socket]

i know damn well more than 25 of you got a decision

[meager flint]

Nothing

It’s white

[glad salmon]

wdym nothing

[meager flint]

Literally white screen

Look

[stark oak]

Congrats to those who made it!

[ember bone]

diva sees diva i'm cheating on my boyfriend

[royal python]

mine is a blank screen

[violet lagoon]

oh alright

[royal python]

[grizzled knoll]

yup same

[grizzled knoll]

empty screen

[royal python]

same w me

[onyx tartan]

CALTECHS CDS INDICATES THAT ADULTERY IS CONSIDERED IN DECISIONS

[warped trench]

same ion have a decision

[glad salmon]

wtf

[meager flint]

Ok gotcha

[keen fable]

fr?

[warped trench]

ah burnt

[haughty spoke]

I think everyone that was rejected from CalTech should just go to CSULB

[violet lagoon]

someone just got into caltech while it was empty..

[final thorn]

cooked

[haughty spoke]

They have phenomenal reseaech

[viscid socket]

no

[raw mortar]

I was hojoki

joking

sorry

[charred loom]

Do I just start playing some music and spam reloads?

[keen fable]

portal asdtrology goes crazy

[viscid socket]

not the time my guy

[mellow frigate]

Y’all r amazing seriously never seen so many caltech admits

[warped trench]

i know bro is the most hated person at his school 😭

[clear axle]

OMG MY FRIEND FROM MY SCHOOL GOT IN TOO

[royal python]

DREAM

[wide zealot]

I HATE SCHOOL

[copper ledge]

is it still blank for anyone else

[haughty spoke]

Is CalTech full of rich bay area kids or is it full of hard workers and geniuses?

[meager flint]

What did her screen look like

Why is mine blank

[glacial dock]

Yes

[clear axle]

idk he's traveling

[sterile plank]

why still blank lol

[wide zealot]

FULLA PEOPLE WITH NO HOES

[violet lagoon]

it was blank for someone who literally got in 5 minutes ago

[charred loom]

Me too

[violet lagoon]

so its anything

[viscid socket]

depends how high your opinion of rich bay area kids is

[meager flint]

I’m gna wait till 1:37

[onyx tartan]

A BLANK SCREEN DOES NOT!!! MEAN REJECTION

[meager flint]

And it did not turn blank wwhat

[royal python]

its just an overload of ppl looking or they fucked up somehow

[viscid socket]

portal overloaded ):

[onyx tartan]

yea the portal crashed

[copper ledge]

does caltech want you lil bro

[royal python]

first they fuck up with sending out that email then this

[charred loom]

How are they gonna take to fix this 😭

[meager flint]

Oh rlly

[wispy thicket]

they actually meant 4 sig figs

[meager flint]

I got the email

[raw mortar]

how did you get this correct

[meager flint]

At 1:01

So like

[haughty spoke]

I think the best way to deal with rejection is WingStop

[charred loom]

Kill me

[meager flint]

I thought it was weird

[final thorn]

is it like by region thats its showing up

[viscid socket]

real shit

[final thorn]

or 😭

[viscid socket]

its kinda just screwed bc theres so many people on it

[wide zealot]

CALTECH RUINED MY LIFE

[final thorn]

ahhh okk

[meager flint]

Bro

It’s a tech school

How did they meee up

Mess up

[final thorn]

i thought it was like maybe showing up by region or something

[meager flint]

Portal

[royal python]

UC Davis's portal was better than this and they had 100k+ applicants 💀

[wide zealot]

the beaver breakdown is so ASS

WORSE THAN UW MADSION PORTAL

[meager flint]

Fr

[tender bobcat]

Is this gonna happen for every university?

[wide zealot]

WORSE THAN UT

[glossy coyote]

BEAVER BREAKDOWN LMAO

[wide zealot]

WORSE THAN EVERYTHING

[wanton fable]

Damn rejected

[final thorn]

beaver breakdown

[charred loom]

Rip

[royal python]

Next one is just over the horizon my dude 🙏

[copper ledge]

beaver breakdown lmaooo

[final thorn]

except not even a beaver im just breakdown

[viscid socket]

no

[charred loom]

Lmao

[copper ledge]

dude caltech making me waste 30 minutes of my day

[royal python]

fax

[copper ledge]

to then see a rejection

[meager flint]

Fr

[royal python]

im just gonna check in like an hour

idec

[meager flint]

Same

See ya

[royal python]

cya

[grizzled knoll]

beaver breakroom breaking down ong id rather be rejected than edged indefinitely

[meager flint]

Not worth it

[wide zealot]

we all got rejected

just give up

stupid school

[grizzled knoll]

probably but i atleast wanna see the letter

[haughty spoke]

Only for the ivies and caltech

[strong warren]

Edgingtech

[muted leaf]

same

[onyx tartan]

And mit and northwestern and duke and jhu and etc

[haughty spoke]

Right

[tender bobcat]

California institute of technology my ass

[barren tapir]

Mine is still empty, is that what they do to rejected applicants?

[meager flint]

Maybe

[inner zephyr]

i dead*** cant believe i got into my dream school

[barren tapir]

Bro at least tell me I’m rejected 💀

[meager flint]

Won’t even take time

[inner zephyr]

i can finally say i got into college lmaoo

[meager flint]

To write it out

[copper ledge]

did yall try a diff device

[meager flint]

Phone

and Chromebook

[haughty spoke]

Mich Engineering >>>>JHU Engineering

[meager flint]

And laptop

[barren tapir]

Tried phone, iPad, and laptop

[keen pier]

anyone from pk who got the result?

[barren tapir]

None worked

[charred loom]

Ong

[viscid socket]

please do the poll if you havent yet

[royal python]

i tried safari chrome on macbook and then safari on phone

[copper ledge]

same bro

[tender bobcat]

Screen still blank :/

[wanton fable]

Rejected

[copper ledge]

maybe they hate apple

[final thorn]

i tried chrome on my windows and then safari on my phone

nothing

[viscid socket]

i fear this is not helping the overloading

[wide zealot]

its some dumb letter where it says sorry u r hella smart but theres too many of u fucks n we can only accept 245 people each year so ur not in, this is most defintaly not an indication of how good u r as a person good shit otherwise have fun at other university

[keen pier]

😭

[copper ledge]

ok buddy

[royal python]

why

[cerulean shale]

LMAO crashout

[raw mortar]

Im not even gonna check anymore

[strong warren]

Damn if caltech servers are this potato, i dont wanna think about the other t20s

[raw mortar]

Gonna keep on edging myself

[meager flint]

Did u get status update in email and like blank screen

[raw mortar]

pause

[late ore]

did you ever want me to post that email thing from the AOs
you never responded earlier

[viscid socket]

when several different people are accessing the portal from different devices the overloading gets worse

[wanton fable]

I checked the app portal directly

[viscid socket]

you can if you want yea

[wanton fable]

Said status update posted

[grizzled knoll]

ik, ive seen multiple, but i wanna see it either way

[meager flint]

Oh maybe that’s what I need to do

[wanton fable]

And clicked that

[meager flint]

Like from ur email

I clicked the one on my email

Maybe that one has a bug

[sterile lintel]

alright thank gawd

[warped trench]

i went from my email but there’s nothing new 😭

[meager flint]

Wait email means admit?????

I’m QB

RD tho

Guys we chilling then

Blank screen is all good

[copper ledge]

diff email

[meager flint]

What email

[grizzled knoll]

i have a strong feeling thats just trying to save face, however ill believe its true til i see the rejection

[meager flint]

I got an email at 1:01

Pm est

[tender bobcat]

Applicants who got in through QB I believe

[copper ledge]

i think everyone got that one

[haughty spoke]

For those of you with a blank screen, why not inspect the webpage

[meager flint]

Oh bruh

[muted leaf]

How

[raw mortar]

uh oh

[meager flint]

So I’m a QB reject

[haughty spoke]

See if that hints towards anything

[strong warren]

I kinda wish i applied now

[silk tendon]

@meager flint can you unblock me

[raw mortar]

bruh

[royal python]

has anyone gotten in and the email too

[raw mortar]

yes

[meager flint]

wtf ur in this server

[haughty spoke]

Can someone ban this guy

[glacial dock]

Beaver breakdown fr

[haughty spoke]

Hes the one who said the nword

[proud citrus]

wait so the screen is blank for all intls?

[silk tendon]

lies 😭

[royal python]

not just intls

[meager flint]

Girl I’m domestic

[silk tendon]

yes

[raw mortar]

can you unblock me too.

[grizzled knoll]

not the slightest idea

[haughty spoke]

Are you not nikhil

[violet lagoon]

still waiting

[silk tendon]

dms

[proud citrus]

oh- sorry guys ;-;

[meager flint]

What r u gna say

[silk tendon]

i have some qs

[wanton fable]

I went to the app link I had saved before

[proud citrus]

caltech hitting the drum rolls for too long

[meager flint]

I’m tweaking most abt Harvard ngl

[raw mortar]

he gonna say yes

[royal python]

no worries nothing to apologize for :)

[inner zephyr]

bro @silk tendon ur @ebon minnow alt LMFAOO

dudes ban trespassing

[wide zealot]

me too

[silk tendon]

no

[royal python]

FR theyre keeping me on the edge of my seat

[silk tendon]

im not his alt

i dont know who that is

[glossy patrol]

yes you are LMAOO

[inner zephyr]

u got timed out on ur main and came back on the alt bruh

ur name is legit "nik"

[violet lagoon]

bro how longg

[silk tendon]

im not on alt i swear

im a differnet nikhil

[inner zephyr]

why are u ban evading

ur name is literally troller oof

[steady willow]

I got in!!!

[silk tendon]

im a different person

[glossy patrol]

let’s ban him mods

[inner zephyr]

twins!!!!

[proud citrus]

this should be illegal omds

[rugged geyser]

WWWW

[royal python]

frr

[charred loom]

Bro why are they waiting 30 mins to tell me I'm rejected 😭

[late ore]

congrats!

[steady willow]

YESSIRRRR

[royal python]

WOOO

[meager flint]

Did u hv blank screen before

[charred loom]

Congrats brother

[proud citrus]

and is the email thing confirmedd?

[steady willow]

Thank youuu

[meager flint]

Why is Caltech fing w me

[late ore]

see you in the disc :)

[inner zephyr]

What did you get in for?

[rich pendant]

congratulations!

[steady willow]

Absolutely

[inner zephyr]

what did u get in for broski

[clear axle]

YAY CONGRATS

[steady willow]

I got in astrophysics and applied physics

[meager flint]

@silk tendon unbanned

[hoary garden]

has everyone who got in gotten the mishap email?

[inner zephyr]

Sounds fun!

[meager flint]

What mishap email

[strong warren]

Ayo sukuna got into caltech??

[meager flint]

I got an email

But like

What mishap

[haughty spoke]

I’m watching Vice Principals on amazon prime (comedy) and its about two VPs who get their principal fired to steal their job but now one of them just got shot and a school shooter is in the school and blew up their cars???? Wtf is this show even about anymore

[tender bobcat]

Did you get the second email

[meager flint]

Did people here get two

[inner zephyr]

@ebon minnow haha caught u on ur alt

[violet lagoon]

bro how long

[wide zealot]

didn't sheldon go to caltech

[meager flint]

To there’s two

[wide zealot]

wait he got in and i didn't

[proud citrus]

did you have a blank screen earlier?

[grizzled knoll]

something like join us to welcome your future classmates

[silk tendon]

can i prove my innocence

[inner zephyr]

Wrong channel bro go to #🚀-general-chat 😂

[hexed scroll]

real

[wide zealot]

THIS IS SO UPSETTING

[silk tendon]

im genuinly a differnet nikhil ask @meager flint

[tender bobcat]

Yep

The pinned post explains the second email

[inner zephyr]

i guess, not my business

[tender bobcat]

“Explains”

[haughty spoke]

Thank you

[meager flint]

Bruh idek the other person

[cerulean shale]

yes

[meager flint]

Guess I’m reject then

[floral roost]

Did someone email the admissions about not being able to see the result?

[meager flint]

Why did Caltech hv to do me like that

Blank screen

[inner zephyr]

i think if u guys are waiting this long its rejection

[royal python]

doesnt mean anything

[charred loom]

This one girl when I was in 5th grade said I reminded her of young sheldon

[inner zephyr]

cause my Acceptance was almost insant

[charred loom]

This means I'll get into caltech right?

[fathom flame]

who pinged

[royal python]

My friend got in 5 mins ago

so idk 😭

[brave fiber]

Probably to say decisions are out

[wanton fable]

"Delulu is not the solulu"

[inner zephyr]

lmaooo 😂

[fathom flame]

yes

[brave fiber]

Yes! That girl grew up to be a senior Caltech admissions director

[strong warren]

Damn so if you get rejected you literally lose the right to see the portal

[raw mortar]

bruh stfu with that caltrch Astro stuff lol

[proud citrus]

she had a blank screen before? or just opened it 5 mins ago😭

[violet lagoon]

someone I knoiw had blank portal for 5 minutes then got rejected

[wanton fable]

If you mean logging in only shows the rejection then yeah

[royal python]

blank screen

[charred loom]

We're not good enough 😭

[meager flint]

I had it for 39 minutes

[barren tapir]

Chat I still have blankscreen

[violet lagoon]

u got in?

[meager flint]

No

No decision

[charred loom]

Same

[raw mortar]

did anyone get waitlisted??

[strong warren]

Why are caltech servers potato tho

[dense nacelle]

did anyone get in

[strong warren]

This aint roblox

[raw mortar]

oof

[wanton fable]

Some people did according to the poll

[viscid socket]

please respond if you havent yet!!

[glossy patrol]

16% acceptance rate for a2c insane

[strong warren]

5 accepts is crazy work

[copper ledge]

skibidi toilet

caltech please

load

[lyric seal]

holy hawk tuah

[viscid socket]

thats like 20% of caltech's incoming class

[copper ledge]

i have wasted 40 minutes of my day

[strong warren]

Lmfao

[keen pier]

so does having a blank screen mean rejection???

[raw mortar]

bruh I’m so glad that this years caltech admit people seem to have a life of some sort

[viscid socket]

no

[keen pier]

is there anyone who got in and had blank screen?

[raw mortar]

yes

Two people here

[keen pier]

ok phew

[viscid socket]

bro we are not portal astroing rn

[strong warren]

!astrology

[stray mirage]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 142 times.

[copper ledge]

!astrology

[stray mirage]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 143 times.

[glossy coyote]

damn.

[clear axle]

LOL WHAT

[raw mortar]

!astrology

[stray mirage]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 144 times.

[glossy coyote]

!astrology

[stray mirage]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 145 times.

[viscid socket]

look at pinned messages

[charred loom]

!astrology

[stray mirage]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 146 times.

[round wolf]

Is the screen still empty?

[charred loom]

I'm cooked

[candid dagger]

it is for me

[viscid socket]

guys can we stop spamming the atrology command please

[candid dagger]

wait can anyone see their decision yet?

[charred loom]

It's the only accurate prediction for us blank screens

[odd ember]

i still have blank screen

[eager abyss]

!astrology

[stray mirage]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 147 times.

[haughty spoke]

Wait why was that deleted

[glacial dock]

Same

[raw mortar]

dude someone got in and he talked about fucking talk Tuah in his essay….

[brave fiber]

Real asf

[smoky plinth]

Sameee

[viscid socket]

this is why schools releasing on saturdays is stupid

[strong warren]

Everyone needs someone to talk tuah

[haughty spoke]

Their acceptance/rejection was released so doing that would allow them to view their decision

[storm crystal]

guys caltech has a turtle pond

[haughty spoke]

Why was my message deleted I don’t get it

[storm crystal]

if you got rejected you should go check it out

[strong warren]

My teachers turtles are in there

[sterile lintel]

yes it is beautiful

[late ore]

the turtle pond is great

[storm crystal]

very

turtle pond so fire

[smoky plinth]

saw my life with youuu

end of time with youuu

[storm crystal]

caltech got so many ponds and they all fire

[haughty spoke]

Can whichever mod that deleted my msg lmk why bc I don’t want to get banned and mention anything I’m not supposed to

[smoky plinth]

and now we are strangers and i hope that you still cry for me

[copper ledge]

caltech should reimburse us for time wasted

[charred loom]

5k minimum

[keen fable]

50000 clash of clans gems

[smoky plinth]

lmao

[keen fable]

im done with ts

[copper ledge]

im hungry bro

[keen fable]

gotta get back on the coc grind

[raw mortar]

2 billion primogems

[copper ledge]

i didn’t eat breakfast

[raw mortar]

wait no one plays Genshin anybody

[charred loom]

Which th?

[brave fiber]

Go eat kiddo

[keen fable]

12

[wide zealot]

i cry

[viscid socket]

most social caltech student

[charred loom]

Same bro...

[smoky plinth]

LMAO

[haughty spoke]

@viscid socket

[charred loom]

I quit playing a few years ago but I ended up at maxed th 12

[wide zealot]

PSA that 0 people at Caltech are happy

PSA that 0 people at Caltech are happy

[viscid socket]

please do the poll if you have your decision xoxo

[charred loom]

Gotta get back on that coc grind

[strong warren]

California Polytechnic State University Pasadena vs California Institute of Technology who wins

[smoky plinth]

yo is anyone into pokemon here

[storm crystal]

cal poly

[strong warren]

Ong

[raw mortar]

CPSU obviously lmfao

[copper ledge]

yuh

[deft nexus]

Yall dont wanna be sheldon anyaay

[viscid socket]

carly have you seen our results

[brave fiber]

The poll?

[viscid socket]

we've had six people admitted already

[smoky plinth]

goood shit

[cerulean shale]

sheldon pmo so much

[raw mortar]

does anyone play Half-Life here?

[viscid socket]

yea

[smoky plinth]

why i love bro

[brave fiber]

I have

[wide zealot]

i think people r just pressing it for the sake of trolling

[viscid socket]

a2cracked

[wide zealot]

i can't tell

[deft nexus]

literally fraughtless

[meager flint]

So like

When gna go away

[open rivet]

gonna use this to feel better over my cousins acceptance thanks

[wide zealot]

i mean i guess i'd expect the acceptance rate percent to be higher given this server is full of nerds

[viscid socket]

theyre not

[wide zealot]

i'm mad tho so i'm compensation

[viscid socket]

several people have genuinely gotten in

[wide zealot]

Ofc

[wide zealot]

i'm just compensating sorry

[meager flint]

Who deleted that

[viscid socket]

bro we're not doing email astrology look in pinned

[wide zealot]

stupid school

[strong warren]

Throop University

[wide zealot]

wtf is email astrology?

[viscid socket]

when people try to predict their decision based on emails they get from the school

[wide zealot]

Ohh

I see

[meager flint]

Guys how long

Should I

Wait

[wide zealot]

Thank you :)

[haughty spoke]

There should be a way to view pins on mobile

[meager flint]

To go away

[charred loom]

Guys could one of y'all use your second amendment right on me?

[meager flint]

No it’s not even astrology

[charred loom]

I'm sick of this shit

[meager flint]

Like fr

Like what should I do

[viscid socket]

you can

[meager flint]

If my screen isn’t loading

[haughty spoke]

How

[meager flint]

For Caltech

How do I go about this

Should I email admissions team

[copper ledge]

just stop checking and never check

[meager flint]

Ok

That’s annoying tho

I spent time applying

[wide zealot]

yeah it's in a stupid spot

[meager flint]

And don’t even have a decision

[wide zealot]

no

[viscid socket]

no

[haughty spoke]

Thanks!

[viscid socket]

the portal is just overloaded

[wide zealot]

if it's not loading it's not loading

stupid dumb school

[meager flint]

How long should I wait till it loads

[clear axle]

OMG 3 PEOPLE FROM MY SCHOOL GOT IN

[copper ledge]

can caltech get their caltech people to fix the tech

[final thorn]

good lord

[wide zealot]

bro goes to stuyvestant

[storm crystal]

def andover/choate/exeter

[tender bobcat]

Things that have happened while waiting for the screen to load:

1. Phone died
2. Laptop died

[storm crystal]

or stuy

[clear axle]

nah lol

none

of those

[brave fiber]

I thought choate was a food

[clear axle]

not saying anything else tho

[storm crystal]

maybe brooklyn tech

[viscid socket]

i would honestly just go do something to take your mind off of it because its been almost an hour

[charred loom]

Guys should I go sleep yes or no, it's 12:30 am and I have exams rn 😭

[storm crystal]

i learned about it in Power

[rugged geyser]

WHAT DA HELL

[copper ledge]

go to sleep

[viscid socket]

the full name sounds even more like food

[storm crystal]

apparently its like THE private school along others

[viscid socket]

choate rosemary hall

[viscid socket]

yea jfk went there

[clear axle]

our class size is relatively small too lol

[raw mortar]

That’s insane

A soccer recruit got in

from my town

[storm crystal]

fire

[charred loom]

Guess I'll wake up to a rejection then

[wide zealot]

if it takes this long to lead that means they're waisting your time so they don't want you

i'd reject them

[copper ledge]

jfk was a shit president

and he died

[candid dagger]

bruh which board?

[charred loom]

Gn 😭

[charred loom]

State so it's chill

[wide zealot]

jfk didn't go to caltech tho

[raw mortar]

he went to Harvard

[copper ledge]

cuz his dad went there

[raw mortar]

right?

yeah

[storm crystal]

jfk jr went to phillips apparently

bro didnt use the legacy

[raw mortar]

ik

[outer relic]

IF YOU GOT IN JOIN THE DISCORD :pppp

[storm crystal]

can i join js for vibes

[outer relic]

no

[storm crystal]

ill leave

[wanton fable]

Bold of you to assume

[haughty spoke]

What are you talking through now?

[meager flint]

Did u get in

[round wolf]

If you get in, should you join even if you're planning to not attend?

[candid dagger]

wait so can anyone see their decision?

[meager flint]

Also why isn’t my portal loading

[pulsar frigate]

you can for fun

probably

[tender bobcat]

Talking while charging my phone

[floral roost]

It's past midnight at my place. still no signs of result.

[barren tapir]

I still can’t see me decision, and I don’t care anymore. I’m just gonna move on with my life, probably rejected anyways/

[bright fjord]

Okay guys time to find out

[brave fiber]

Huh

[odd ember]

still nothing

on my end

[cerulean shale]

i loved meemaw

[outer relic]

REA

[cerulean shale]

she was so funny

[odd ember]

canadian here, idk if that changes anything

[bright fjord]

Yeah not shcoked it was a no lol

[barren tapir]

Same lol

[brave fiber]

Oh did yours load

[bright fjord]

I applied lol

[final thorn]

im in the US and its still not there 😭

[bright fjord]

Wuh

[sudden vessel]

Okay my friends

[final thorn]

i know i got rejected i just need to see it

[sudden vessel]

Everyone I know is notified

Holy shit

[brave fiber]

All of the kids here are talking abt how they can’t open their portals

[bright fjord]

Oh

[final thorn]

245 admitted kids omg 😭

[bright fjord]

Idk check emails

[sudden vessel]

I don’t want to go to school on Tuesday

Theres gonna be a whole hoopla

[odd ember]

what that mean

[brave fiber]

But you got in

[sudden vessel]

I got in

[meager flint]

So u got in rea or where h defer to rd admit

[odd ember]

gyat

[outer relic]

Got in REA

[clear axle]

CONGRATS

[outer relic]

REA

[pulsar frigate]

congrats!

[deft nexus]

i was crushing BADLY on georgie a few years ago

[sudden vessel]

Im flabbergasted that I got in with a 1520 tbh

Oh the fellas at the observatory are gonna be blown away

[outer relic]

JOIN SERVER CONGRATS

[sudden vessel]

One is a past Caltech reject

[sudden vessel]

Im at work and have a robotics meeting but I will this evening

Also I’ve been slacking on calc homework so I have to do some major catchup

[deft nexus]

one of my classmates turned down caltech cuz its dumb

[gentle tusk]

are you gonna tell them

[glacial dock]

Fuck Caltech

Bum as school

Go next

[sudden vessel]

Already have told almost everyone I know

[deft nexus]

preach

[brave fiber]

He made it sound like the whole town of Idaho already knows

[loud coyote]

oh congratulations bro good work

[cerulean shale]

hes fire meemaw and missy were my fav

[gentle tusk]

oh

i just got signal back

[sudden vessel]

Oh yeah I’m at work and my coworkers are telling everyone that comes in

[outer relic]

EEKKKK

I was tweaking when I got in

[gentle tusk]

so how are you gonna choose between caltech and mit

[outer relic]

You’re too strong

[floral roost]

when will it come?! atleast show whether admit/reject

[sudden vessel]

I have books to process 🤷‍♂️

[outer relic]

Holy moly MIT Caltech too??

[gentle wolf]

thats a lot of people...

[outer relic]

Impressive

[sudden vessel]

I did not

[gentle wolf]

did anyone's breakroom get fixed

[bright fjord]

You gotta meet up with arch now lol

[sudden vessel]

I’m gonna tickle his toeses

[final thorn]

what

[barren tapir]

Is Caltech inventing a new type of rejection letter?

😭

[final thorn]

beaver breakdown

[muted leaf]

Yes

[pulsar frigate]

are there still ppl who can't get into their portal

[gentle wolf]

wasnt caltech famous for having the worst rejection letters

now its another level

[muted leaf]

Me

[floral roost]

yes

[copper ledge]

ye

[candid dagger]

Ja

[gentle wolf]

yeah

[keen pier]

any ppl from pak who got in yet?

[floral roost]

still portal completely blank

[final thorn]

We can get in its just not there

[copper ledge]

a whole fucking hour

[sudden vessel]

I had a visceral reaction to the news lmfao

[outer relic]

Nah CALTECH BETTER

[haughty spoke]

Have you tried reloading?

[outer relic]

DW

[sudden vessel]

I bellowed in a library “I JUST GOT INTO CALTECH”

[gentle wolf]

this is so ridiculous bro

[gentle wolf]

like a hundred times

[haughty spoke]

Congratulations!

[haughty spoke]

😭

[gentle wolf]

ive gone incognito too and cleared cookies still nothing

[final thorn]

safe to say i got rejected atp 😭

[haughty spoke]

Are you from the West Coast?

[sudden vessel]

Rural southern Idaho.

[haughty spoke]

Absolutely incredible!

[gentle wolf]

i mean i knew i wasnt gonna get accepted but ts pmo so much rn

[sudden vessel]

Definitely the first from my school to get into Caltech

Maybe the first from my county I’m not sure

[graceful cliff]

wait so everyone who got accepted got a letter ?

[final thorn]

ltierally what i was gonna say ts pmo 😭

[bright fjord]

Heres the rejection letter

[sudden vessel]

I think so.

[floral roost]

someone please mail the admissions office about this...

[candid dagger]

wait when was this?

[graceful cliff]

greatest tech school in cali and cant figure this out

dot dot dot

[tender bobcat]

Thanks, can go to sleep now

[sudden vessel]

Honestly that leak was pretty unacceptable

[onyx tartan]

guys he texted me ‘good morning pretty girl’ AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[gentle wolf]

put spoilers

[copper ledge]

who??

[haughty spoke]

Was he an admissions officer? If not I don’t care.

[bright fjord]

Uhh I dont think I can edit in spoilers

[sudden vessel]

But people make mistakes

[gentle wolf]

dude it was ajoke lmao

[onyx tartan]

my crush

[viscid socket]

get this on the starboard

[violet lagoon]

still dont have it

[bright fjord]

I js woke up 😓

I dont think letters being here or not means much

I got mine and it was a no

People might have yeses still waiting

[round wolf]

245????

That's insane.

[sudden vessel]

This was like a top 5 moment in my life

Maybe top 2

[bright fjord]

Bro I reread my supp essay

[haughty spoke]

So far 💙

[bright fjord]

It was a steaming hot pile of dogshit

[copper ledge]

bruh 65 minutes

[floral roost]

atleast show the result

[bright fjord]

Like it was awful

Im not shocked I didnt get in lol

[copper ledge]

i give up

[strong warren]

2% is a2c

[round wolf]

Why do you have a yellow flag?

[bright fjord]

Cuz Im awesome

[sudden vessel]

I decided to apply to Caltech in mid December on a couch in my band room lmfao WHAT

[bright fjord]

The yellow flag of fun and whimsy

[sudden vessel]

Yellow flag of marked safe from stinky Caltech

[glacial ermine]

how'd it go

[gentle wolf]

more like lametech

[onyx tartan]

Congrats :D

[strong warren]

Wait you got into caltech?

[sudden vessel]

Yes

[strong warren]

Holy shit

[sudden vessel]

I did

I’m very surprised

[bright fjord]

Okay now decline it LOL

[sudden vessel]

750 math to Caltech is goat status

[viscid socket]

band kid spotted

[pulsar frigate]

Congrats!

[sudden vessel]

Waiting for other schools

[bright fjord]

What other schools zawg

[gentle wolf]

id be going out jumping and fucking i dont know bro why are you on discord talking

[final thorn]

Why has it been an hour.

[sudden vessel]

I’m on shift at work rn

[viscid socket]

come to usc. also in socal but we have the gretest marching band in the history of the universe

[final thorn]

AND ITS STILL NOT THERE

[gentle wolf]

Ah i see

[strong warren]

Usc vs caltech 💀💀💀💀

[sudden vessel]

Marching band fucking sucks and I hate it

[final thorn]

About to tweak 😭

[gentle wolf]

so much for tech

[violet lagoon]

dude let me just get a rejectiton so I go in with my day

[smoky plinth]

SAMEEE

IM SO ANSXIOUS

[viscid socket]

didnt u apply on the couch in your band room🤨

[hexed scroll]

maybe its waitlisted so they are making us wait

[final thorn]

genius

[sudden vessel]

Concert band

[bright fjord]

Ive mastered my ability to take the decisions with straight face

[proud gyro]

accepted!

[candid dagger]

bro is sherlock holmes

[smoky plinth]

LMAOOO

[bright fjord]

I do not give a fuck anymore I am tired LOL

[smoky plinth]

NO

[final thorn]

im like 100% sure im rejected but i just wanna see to be at peace 😭

[smoky plinth]

I CANT TAKE IT

[viscid socket]

we have concert band and student symphony orchestra

[sudden vessel]

I will never do marching band

[smoky plinth]

SAME

[viscid socket]

he literally just said it lol

[gentle wolf]

quick question were you experiencing the blank page issue

[sudden vessel]

I’m sure Caltech has an orchestra

[proud gyro]

no

[bright fjord]

The only one I could really see happening is maybe MIT but yk

[smoky plinth]

one of my teachers just referred to caltech as "caltok" and im wheezing

[gentle wolf]

strange

[strong warren]

Ts prob all music prodigies

[final thorn]

TWEAKING

[barren tapir]

I’m I muted in this chat?

[clear axle]

update 3 got in and 1 was waitlisted from my school afaik

[late ore]

(its not)

[outer relic]

Nah I’m ok at music but not great

[bright fjord]

Bro where tf are you lol

[late ore]

THREE?? from a single school???

[outer relic]

This cannot be real

[clear axle]

in state

[late ore]

this is not real there's no way

[final thorn]

Do u go to a stem school 😭

[bright fjord]

I dont think my school has even had an ivy or ivy+ admit for years

[clear axle]

don’t wanna get doxxed tho lol

[late ore]

thats like a significant percentage of the incoming class

[thorn otter]

I GOT INTO CALTECH

[gentle wolf]

so those who get accepted dont havethat blank page issue

[gentle wolf]

speak up bro

[late ore]

😭

[strong warren]

Even instate is crazy work

[clear axle]

YAY JAZZY CONGRATS

[smoky plinth]

CONGRATSSS

[late ore]

CONGRATS JAZZY WOOOO

[outer relic]

YAY

[clear axle]

i swear it is

[candid dagger]

wait its still blank for me

[strong warren]

Is that one guy just getting sniped by the blacklisted word bot

[outer relic]

Yes

[graceful cliff]

is it batches

[barren tapir]

You I swear every time I send a message it gets deleted

[final thorn]

Yes 😭

[barren tapir]

Wat

I think mod automatically deleting messages that contain certain key words

[final thorn]

Caltech why must you do this to me

[barren tapir]

Like _ screen

[final thorn]

Oh it does

[strong warren]

Anybody going to the scioly states invitational at caltech in a month

[barren tapir]

Blank

[uneven axle]

CONGRATS

[final thorn]

congrats jazzy!!

CONGRATS

[true tangle]

https://apply.caltech.edu/apply/update

bypasses the portal page

brings you to the update directly

[final thorn]

????

[bright fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/hee-hee-beetle-stag-beetle-large-beetle-beetle-love-gif-21759465

[final thorn]

Hello 😭

[strong warren]

Beetle unboxing

[barren tapir]

Got this: There is no update to your application status to report.

[true tangle]

they broke something

[haughty spoke]

Crashout.

[bright fjord]

They are coming to your house to tell you

[final thorn]

NOOOOO

[strong warren]

They forgor you guys

[final thorn]

STOP ITS BEEN OVER AN HOUR

[pulsar frigate]

that's tragic lmao

[outer relic]

?

[final thorn]

this is my last straw

[sudden vessel]

My guess is that

Okay so

[barren tapir]

This is just torturing

[true tangle]

i hate to break this to you, but unless they catch it, you’ll just have to wait till monday

[sudden vessel]

I’m

[true tangle]

or whenever they read emails

slate portals are extremely secure

[final thorn]

i got the email saying there was a status update at 1:02 😭

but then theres nothing there

[final thorn]

are you fr

im gonna jump

[true tangle]

most likely yeah

[sudden vessel]

I think that Caltech because it’s such a small school does value non stem ECs

[final thorn]

NOOOOOOOO

[true tangle]

slate would display it to you if it there

[bright fjord]

I dunno zawg I have all nonstem ECs

I think it’s probably more about essays and personality

[barren tapir]

Lmao this is actually peak torturing, actually kinda fun

[bright fjord]

Like it usually is with upper schools

[true tangle]

as long as you go directly to update link, it shows, it’s how slate is physically built (not some random portal astro)

[strong warren]

Prob doesnt count for asians with piano/violin/clarinet/flute ngl

[bright fjord]

Caltech mastered ragebait and we just get to sit back and watch

[final thorn]

omg this is so upsetting what the hell

[keen fable]

is it still blaqnk for anyone

[true tangle]

did you try the update link

https://apply.caltech.edu/apply/update

[bright fjord]

Try adding in /update

[barren tapir]

Yes it is still _ for me

[keen fable]

no

lemme see

[round wolf]

All my ECs are STEM. 😦

[keen fable]

bruh

[final thorn]

i did and i got

[brave fiber]

You were not here for January 28 2023

[bright fjord]

Bruh

[bright fjord]

Do tell

[clear axle]

i don’t think i had enough pure stem awards to justify getting in my community service/leadership def helped i think

[warped trench]

lmao same

[muted leaf]

Bruh

[final thorn]

Imagine paying money to submit an app but they dont even give u ur decision at the correct time

i didnt pay but what about the people that did 😭

[bright fjord]

Mit would never do me this wrong fr

Mit > caltech

[languid barn]

fr

[true tangle]

here is most likely what happened based off my reading of slate docs: they misassigned your time for decision to release, they have to enter the time in for it to release, and typically schools kinda rush it without checking. they can’t change it once they set it, but they can bypass and release immediately. keep checking, especially at 10 pm (it defaults to pm)

[strong warren]

Me when i didnt apply to either

[muted leaf]

Real

[native carbon]

caltech admissions are so goofy this year

[final thorn]

you're the goat ryan

[true tangle]

https://knowledge.technolutions.net/docs/decision-release-overview

[brave fiber]

Northeastern sent all of their soon to be Global Scholars (I believe that was the program) an email that usually goes out to students after they’re admitted bc it ends with the words “Welcome to Norteastern!” and tells them how to set up their account

This was on a Saturday morning mind you

So we had to wait a few hours until the NEU office panic rolled out those decisions officially that Saturday and for the first and only time I’ve ever seen pre announced their decision date as that Monday for everyone else

[haughty spoke]

@true tangle ask for a refund

[true tangle]

for

[haughty spoke]

Fee

[bright fjord]

LOOL

Have there been other times where colleges just sent out real “welcome to college” letters in emails or whatever

Like to admitted students only

[haughty spoke]

These notices are called likely letters

[bright fjord]

Not when it’s unintentional

[true tangle]

oh i didn’t apply, ain’t no way i was getting in

i just love application systems and the tech behind it, slate built a really cool portal and i’ve done a ton of research into it

[brave fiber]

Not that I’m aware of, but I do know of a few accidental rejections

Wait no

Accidental acceptances

[bright fjord]

Huh

[strong warren]

Accidental likely

[final thorn]

oh my gosh 💀

[brave fiber]

https://www.mercurynews.com/2009/03/31/uc-san-diego-sends-welcome-e-mail-to-29000-rejected-students/amp/

That’s the largest one I’m aware of

[bright fjord]

LOL

[true tangle]

i remember a while ago NEU sent a ton of law school acceptances

[brave fiber]

Oh actually

[elder wing]

Guys guys guys

[barren tapir]

How do colleges mess up so badly

[brave fiber]

Columbia did do it too but it wasn’t just to applicants

It was to basically everyone on their mailing list

[elder wing]

How many do u reckon caltech takes from waitlist this yr

Im hopeless

[barren tapir]

Oh yeah got that email 😭

[true tangle]

historically they haven’t accepted too many

[odd ember]

1 hour 22 minutes

[elder wing]

Like 20 at least?

[true tangle]

i think like 0 was accepted last year

let me check cds

[elder wing]

They sent an email to my counselor saying they will underenroll and work their way up w the waitlists

[barren tapir]

They did say they will underadmit this year and work it up from wl

[final thorn]

Yall im gonna have a heart attack why is there still nothingthere

i justwanna see the letter

[elder wing]

Yeah then no hope

[viscid socket]

tbf this was fall 2023

[barren tapir]

Someone pls ping me if anything changes

[copper ledge]

why tf is my page still blanlk

[livid pike]

Samw

[copper ledge]

its been 90 minutes

[sudden vessel]

I can’t wait to receive the email “oops! You were admitted by mistake”

[final thorn]

Bro we havent even all gotten our rejections chill 💔

[late ore]

your dooming privileges have been revoked i fear

sorry!

[sudden vessel]

What

[final thorn]

my portal is STILL BLANK

[sudden vessel]

That actually fucking sucks

Im so sorry

[final thorn]

spent hours applying just to see this

[sudden vessel]

Try going to the local Library maybe?

[sudden vessel]

That’s vile

[final thorn]

STG did you get the email

[hushed arrow]

I got that email (I didn’t apply)

[pearl parcel]

Ok at this point, I'm gonna have to start rejecting caltech before they reject me for portal issues.

[viscid socket]

this is not true stop talking about it and read the pinned messages

[livid pike]

So everyone is lying?

[sudden vessel]

Yes

[viscid socket]

dude its reddit

look at the pinned messages

[final thorn]

Boooo caltech