Caltech (2024-2025)

[white mauve]

yale is better than caltech right

[open rivet]

Never say that again

[white mauve]

riiiiight

[white mauve]

on a mission to trash on this school as much as possible

[open rivet]

Trash it after I get rejected please then I will support

[white mauve]

me when there's no parties saturday night so i go study string theory w my professor

😍

[glacial dock]

I literally have no good stem recs brooo

I took undergrad math classes 11th grade

and I did ass in physics

[white mauve]

me when i sit in a lecture and young sheldon has the class highest

[open rivet]

Is it bad id lowk prefer that over a party

[fathom flame]

that sounds fire

[glacial dock]

bro

[open rivet]

YEAH FR

BRUH

😭😭😭

[white mauve]

ur a loser

!!!!!!

[white mauve]

i bet ur fun at parties frl

[open rivet]

Thank u for agreeing wit me tutlalee

[white mauve]

u guys are both wrong

im standing on business

idc

[open rivet]

Does it look like I even go to parties

[white mauve]

its ok me neither

i have never been invited

im still gonna trash on caltech tho

LMFAOOO

[open rivet]

Real shit

[white mauve]

yuh

[fathom flame]

my definition of a day well spent is me and 3 chinese guys doing math on the whiteboard in cmu 230 one of whom is a triple hypsm alumni

[white mauve]

rel shit

[open rivet]

Not the trashing

The not gettting invited

[white mauve]

was this monday

[white mauve]

oh nah

i'm used to it

it's chill

[fathom flame]

yeah

[white mauve]

sick

[fathom flame]

jonathan put calming manatee memes on the projector during our exam

[white mauve]

my friend is asking me what my opinion of the dickmaxxing guide he sent me is

???

[fathom flame]

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/53014336/Calming-Manatee

[fathom flame]

he flipped through this a couple times a minute

[white mauve]

i listen to christmas music for calming

or i put on those like yt videos

or i phone call random people

but nobody likes to listen to me yap

yesterday 7 people hung up on me before one wanted to listen to me yap

😧

SEVEN

I HAD TO CALL 8 PEOPLE

AND THE 8TH GUY LEFT AFTER 30 MINUTES

[fathom flame]

caltech on top right

caltech number one in the world right

[white mauve]

yo stephen ill pay u money

if u say yale is better

i'm like hella banded n shiet

[fathom flame]

cap

[white mauve]

no cap

i'll pay him like 100k

im banded out the wazoo!

[open rivet]

Pay my caltech tuition if I get in and then I’ll trash caltech

[white mauve]

i unironically could

like

i could

will u go out with me stephen

[fathom flame]

WHAT

[white mauve]

wdym what

[fathom flame]

nothing

[white mauve]

i'm lonely and shit

stephen if u listen to me yap ill pay ur tuition

im actually so lonely

[open rivet]

Erm what the sigma

[white mauve]

400k check

to js listen to me yap for like

5 years

every day

nonstop yap

im a funny guy tho

so its chill

[open rivet]

I’ll respond in five business years

[fathom flame]

is anyone here a woman

[white mauve]

yeah

[white mauve]

damn.

[fathom flame]

u?

[white mauve]

time to find a new sugar baby

yeah

im a woman frl

[open rivet]

😭

[white mauve]

whats up sisters!

[open rivet]

Hell nah

[fathom flame]

i a woman

[white mauve]

damn

me too

[fathom flame]

yassssss

[white mauve]

so much in common!!

[fathom flame]

and i oop

girlypop

i-

[white mauve]

me

im so hello kitty coded

i tie pink ribbons on my boyfriends biceps

[fathom flame]

ur a 6’ man

[white mauve]

damn

u finally admitted im 6'

it used to be 5'10

lets goooooo

[white mauve]

nah

im a 5'2 colleen hoover reader

[open rivet]

What the fuck

[white mauve]

wassup

[fathom flame]

NOT COOLEEN HOOVER

[white mauve]

i uh

i knit

and crochet

and i have hello kitty plushies

currently in michael b jordans dms

dont talk to me unless ur my man!

[fathom flame]

ur clearly a man

[white mauve]

damn

bro says i am a liar

[open rivet]

Guys what is your opinion on froot loops

[fathom flame]

bad

[white mauve]

bad

[open rivet]

I concur

[white mauve]

my sister eats that shit

and my sister does not make great dietary choices

js like me

[open rivet]

Real

[white mauve]

im chilling tho

i've lost like

[fathom flame]

what cereal do i like

[white mauve]

i think 5 pounds

[fathom flame]

umm

[white mauve]

this week

[white mauve]

BRO

[open rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/chill-guy-my-new-character-gif-2777893510283028272

[white mauve]

1/0/0

LMFAO

😭

[fathom flame]

HAHAHH

[white mauve]

why are you a2c maxxing bro go get a life

😭

[fathom flame]

IM COPYING STEPHEN

[fathom flame]

um

[white mauve]

i remember yunwei was lke 20 20 20

[fathom flame]

who has more messages in this server? bffr?

[white mauve]

shit was crazy

[open rivet]

Thank you 🙏 (I copied someone else in the server)

[white mauve]

u

[fathom flame]

cap

[white mauve]

im always right

source

i made it up

[fathom flame]

u have so many bro

[lavish crown]

im cooked

[open rivet]

Source trust me bro

[white mauve]

source

[open rivet]

Hi cooked I’m dad

[white mauve]

it came to me in adream

[white mauve]

hi dad

where have u been

it's been 8 years

[open rivet]

I was getting milk

[lavish crown]

If caltech rejects me, im spamming their phone number

[white mauve]

the hospital said u died

are u just built different

[open rivet]

Yes

[white mauve]

damn

[fathom flame]

email melissa she’s very nice

[white mauve]

can u come back home

i'ive missed u

[open rivet]

No.

[white mauve]

damn.

[lavish crown]

this is what caltech gets for releasing on a thursday

[white mauve]

meliss these nuts

tee hee

[open rivet]

No

[white mauve]

cuz im js a teenage dirtbag babyyyy

[open rivet]

I’m disowning you

[white mauve]

damn.

[lavish crown]

hee hee

[white mauve]

thats like 500k down the drain

what the anguish

[fathom flame]

i accidentally wrote about the professor chair of admissions in one my my essays 🧡🦫

[white mauve]

was it the uh

[fathom flame]

frl

[white mauve]

random walks jit

[lavish crown]

glaze

[fathom flame]

omar tamuz

[lavish crown]

glaze

glaze

[white mauve]

r u guys making youtube videos lol

[fathom flame]

SHUT UP.

[lavish crown]

glaze

[fathom flame]

STOPPPPPO

[lavish crown]

crispy creme she glazin

[white mauve]

ur so right

[fathom flame]

my mom won’t let me record it

[lavish crown]

that is so glaze

[white mauve]

so real

[white mauve]

bro what

😭

ur mom is actually an opp bro

[open rivet]

I wrote about my history teacher who wrote me a rec ☠️

[fathom flame]

she wants me to open my decision in public at a restaurant

[white mauve]

bro wtf

are u still doing it w the cuc kids

[lavish crown]

why

[fathom flame]

IM GONNA BE SO SAD WHEN IM REJECTED

[fathom flame]

no

[open rivet]

I’m opening mine at home and not recording

[white mauve]

ur not getting rejected

💀

[fathom flame]

consolation dinner for when im denied

[lavish crown]

if i was in a resturaunt and got rejected i would throw the plate across the room

[white mauve]

REAL

so real

[open rivet]

Yeah same

[white mauve]

guys do i open my yale decision in 6th period calculus

😍

or do i open it in imy room

[fathom flame]

bro

[white mauve]

or do i call my friends

[fathom flame]

yale is releasing during school day?

[white mauve]

YES

AT 2

PM

PACIFIC

WHAT TEH FUCK

[open rivet]

Lmfao

[white mauve]

LITERALLY IN THE SMACK DAB CENTER OF 6TH PERIOD BC

FUCK OFF

[fathom flame]

do it on a zoom meeting and send the link to everyone u know

[white mauve]

GENUINELY

[scarlet urchin]

open it with ur parents

[white mauve]

does that include u

[white mauve]

bro i told my mom straight up

i would NOT

open

[fathom flame]

idk do u know me

[white mauve]

my yale decision

in front of her

[white mauve]

IDK MAN JS GIVE ME A YES OR NO

[fathom flame]

my mom was like

[open rivet]

My mom would kill me if I didn’t open my caltech decision with her

[lavish crown]

arent u 80% admit chance

[white mauve]

like 90

[lavish crown]

why r u nervous

[white mauve]

she's homies with half the admissions panel

daps em up and shit

💀

[lavish crown]

no wonder she glazin

[white mauve]

legitimately its not possible for her to not get in

[white mauve]

real

real shit steven

[fathom flame]

“what do you want to be doing when you open it”
“rotting in bed, wbu”
“staring at you”

[white mauve]

wait

steven stephen

[open rivet]

What

[white mauve]

r u guys like gay lovers

thatd be sick

[open rivet]

BRO WHAT

[white mauve]

shit

[open rivet]

????

[white mauve]

i'll join

😍

[fathom flame]

me when i emailed AO lucas during junior year. he recognized me when i met him at ssp. and then recognized me at the caltech fly in

[white mauve]

do i study for apes tomorrow or js rawdog it

[white mauve]

yeah see ur fine

[fathom flame]

😭

[white mauve]

i wish i was this well connected for yAle!

[scarlet urchin]

i was gonna apply to caltech

but then 2 people form my school got recruited to caltech

so they def arent accpeting a 3rd person

[white mauve]

some girl i know got recruited to caltech and then just

didnt apply rea

[open rivet]

Rawdog it

[white mauve]

and got waitlisted

in rd

LMFAO

had a guaranteed offer

coach was begging her to rea

she said nah

[fathom flame]

😭

[white mauve]

got waitlisted

💀

thats js dumb bro icl

js do caltech rea and then

everything else rd???

[scarlet urchin]

caltechs freshman class is smaller than my 8th grade class

thats lowk kinda scary

[white mauve]

caltechs freshman class is what

like 250

that's like as many ppl ive met in 5 years

[scarlet urchin]

so either u get along with them

[lavish crown]

@fathom flame is the other math person at CUC ur opp

[scarlet urchin]

or ur cooked

[open rivet]

Caltech freshman class has like 35 more people than my entire school

[topaz bane]

caltech removed sports recruiting 😭

[white mauve]

surely theres more than 1

[lavish crown]

as in competition

[fathom flame]

no he was very nice and polite

[fathom flame]

omg no

[white mauve]

oh

was it the guy from seattle

[open rivet]

Ur hunting down the completion

[white mauve]

oh

he's chill

i've seen him at science fair

[fathom flame]

no he’s acm

which is different

[white mauve]

oh

bruh how do u remember this

what

[fathom flame]

steven when i mean math i mean pure math

[scarlet urchin]

wait whos from seattle

[white mauve]

me

[fathom flame]

me

[white mauve]

or

at least

im not from seattle

[lavish crown]

you think they will get in

[white mauve]

but i put seatlte in my instagram bio

[fathom flame]

hmm

[white mauve]

bc im not putting my noname ass city

in there

[scarlet urchin]

wait

ur in washingtin state?

[fathom flame]

yes, he applied early

[fathom flame]

yesss

[white mauve]

yeah

[lavish crown]

@fathom flame i wish i had your confidence of getting in

[white mauve]

im in wa

[scarlet urchin]

waittt

so am i

dang

[white mauve]

wait

which school

[open rivet]

Why are yall condensed over there

[white mauve]

im assuming ldub

[fathom flame]

kingco?

[scarlet urchin]

oh hell nah im not saying allat

but

[white mauve]

bro

[scarlet urchin]

what district

[fathom flame]

like greater seattle?

[white mauve]

someone near me

[lavish crown]

washington weird

[scarlet urchin]

yes greater seattle

[white mauve]

with the same first name as urs

allegedly committed suicide last year

and i'm literally so confused

this is like 15 different acid trips

[scarlet urchin]

i may have known her...

[open rivet]

Oh

[scarlet urchin]

anyways

[white mauve]

oh fuck.

[fathom flame]

lwsd?

[white mauve]

yeah

i met her a few months before

it was really sad

[scarlet urchin]

yea

[white mauve]

legitimately couldnt tell

[scarlet urchin]

i was close w her

but

it is wgat it is

[boreal pelican]

Caltech thread be wildin now

[open rivet]

Indeed

[white mauve]

i heard some crazy rumors but thats too weird to spread

[scarlet urchin]

wait wtf

[fathom flame]

i am not from seattle area

[scarlet urchin]

thats crazy

[scarlet urchin]

which ones

u can tell me in dms

or not idc

[white mauve]

holdon add me

[fathom flame]

i am from like the place you can take ferries too

[white mauve]

🤓

not seattle!

[lavish crown]

🤓

[scarlet urchin]

brainbridge?

[white mauve]

seattleites eject this impostor!

[scarlet urchin]

how tf do u spell it

[white mauve]

@fathom flame why flush emoji react

[fathom flame]

north of there but sort of

[open rivet]

What in the Seattle lore

[white mauve]

close enough

[fathom flame]

w rizz

[lavish crown]

I'm scared im gonna do something crazy if i get rejected

[scarlet urchin]

or mercer island

[white mauve]

bro wtf

[open rivet]

So aesthetic

[scarlet urchin]

polygons all the way!

[white mauve]

bro -_-

[fathom flame]

im gonna ropemaxx then ed2 mudd

[open rivet]

Yall have kept me up a whole extra hour and it’s 1am now goodnight.

[white mauve]

real

im js gonna ropemaxx tho

no ed2 mudd

🩷

[lavish crown]

im gonna spam call their office

[fathom flame]

ed2 cmu

[scarlet urchin]

good job steven

[lavish crown]

until they tell me it was a bug

[white mauve]

no

no ed2

[scarlet urchin]

steven u remind me of my friend

[fathom flame]

call melissa she’s nice

[white mauve]

if i dont get in yale im ropemaxxing

geegee chat

[lavish crown]

whats up with you glazing these aos

[open rivet]

If I don’t get into caltech I’m going to Australia

[white mauve]

she's friends

with

...

all of them

LMFAO

[violet silo]

yes come here!

[fathom flame]

i spent 4 days hanging with them broo

[lavish crown]

oh is this a CUC thing

[scarlet urchin]

what is cuc

[violet silo]

we have very good schools here

[white mauve]

imma go back to india

[open rivet]

No I am actually in February lmao for vacation 😭😭

[white mauve]

all the aunties will set me up w their daughters

[fathom flame]

triple hypsm prof is from australia

[white mauve]

im tall and american and i have a degree

[open rivet]

SOUTH ASIAN MOMENT ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[fathom flame]

caltech fly in

[scarlet urchin]

oh

[open rivet]

No I’m south Asian too

[scarlet urchin]

did u go there?

[fathom flame]

yes

[scarlet urchin]

oh dang

[white mauve]

yeah

[scarlet urchin]

so ur prob getting in then

[lavish crown]

im praying on your downfall

jk

[white mauve]

goat

🩷

[fathom flame]

😢

it’s ok

im a woman

[lavish crown]

chill i was joking

[fathom flame]

and if half of the class is women

[white mauve]

i'm praying on your downfall

[lavish crown]

alright

[open rivet]

Oh

[fathom flame]

im theoretically not taking a spot away from u

[white mauve]

i'm a woman so ur taking one from me

im praying on ur downfall

🩷

[scarlet urchin]

u got this tut

[white mauve]

real

[fathom flame]

thanks homie

[white mauve]

fuck

my feet hurt

[lavish crown]

wait

[scarlet urchin]

AM

[white mauve]

my feet hurt bro fuck

[lavish crown]

your the reason they charge so much for an application

[white mauve]

YES

[scarlet urchin]

gimmie the lore

[lavish crown]

to fly you out

[scarlet urchin]

i wanna know

[fathom flame]

you are NOTa woman

[fathom flame]

heheheh

[lavish crown]

did you attend the MIT fly in

[white mauve]

nah

[violet silo]

WAHOO!!

[lavish crown]

Also i saw 17 kids got accepted qb to CIT

we are cooked

[white mauve]

CIT

LMFAO

CIT

ILLY

[fathom flame]

they also gave me a usb powered fan, a real backpack, a cool pencil with a screwdriver and level n shit in it, a t shirt, and shades

and 2 things of thai tea boba

[white mauve]

can i have one

[fathom flame]

it’s usually 25

[fathom flame]

no i drank both

[white mauve]

damn

fuck

[fathom flame]

im big backed

[white mauve]

yeah

im not weak

frl

[lavish crown]

you know whats crazy. tonight thousands of students are worrying over their caltech results. maybe half of them think they have no shot while the other half are hopeful. every 50 of them only 3 will get in. the other 47 will fall short

im in the 3 for sure

[open rivet]

I am simultaneously in the 3 and 47

[worldly anvil]

!caltech

[open rivet]

Only works in bot commands

[worldly anvil]

yea it pinged me there lmao

[fathom flame]

im in the 47

[worldly anvil]

tomorrow!!!

[white mauve]

better school

HAHAHHAHA

proof by discord better school

[fathom flame]

ew

[lavish crown]

no ur not

[fathom flame]

yes i am

[white mauve]

r u still doing yale rd

[fathom flame]

my stats are mid

[white mauve]

bro

[fathom flame]

idk it depends

[lavish crown]

bro

you got in the fly in

where they paid for ur flight

[white mauve]

u have maxed the entire undergraduate math curriculum at the university of washington

at 17

[fathom flame]

IM JUST A GIRL.

[white mauve]

you are taking senior undergarduate level physics courses and 5+ phd level math courses

in the next 2 quarters

what are you waffling about

💀

[lavish crown]

have u taken a lot of college math courses

[white mauve]

maxed out our states running start math in one year

[open rivet]

Me after taking two (2) college math courses

[white mauve]

me asf

the two are calc ab and calc bc

[open rivet]

I took multi and discrete math

[void yew]

lame

[white mauve]

oh thats still impressive

[open rivet]

I don’t wanna take Lin Alg bc I don’t like how it fits in my schedule next sem

[open rivet]

GO AWAY

[void yew]

take complex analysis coward

[open rivet]

no

[lavish crown]

take fibrated galois cohomology coward

[void yew]

oh nice

[lavish crown]

i was joking

[void yew]

10/10 class

[lavish crown]

i dont know what that is

[void yew]

i know 💀

[lavish crown]

what is it

[void yew]

what is what

[open rivet]

That sounds like a medical condition

[white mauve]

i have a medical condition

its called uh

toomuchauraandrizzandbreaditis

[open rivet]

No

[white mauve]

im banded out the wazoo

[open rivet]

The fuck does that mean

[lavish crown]

gn everyone

[white mauve]

pretty self explanatory imo

[open rivet]

Gn

[lavish crown]

im praying i get in

[open rivet]

I should sleep too

Fr

[lavish crown]

i hope you all get in

[open rivet]

Adios

Yes I hope I do too and you too and EVERYONE

[fathom flame]

i don’t

[white mauve]

bruh

wish well on the chilren

[fathom flame]

no

[white mauve]

im gonna bribe the panel to reject u

[open rivet]

Can i at least get in please

[white mauve]

and leti n stephen

yeah

[fathom flame]

we in it for ourselves yuh

[open rivet]

YAYYY

[white mauve]

i gotu bro

[open rivet]

Ty am

[white mauve]

i'm going to use part of my generational welath

to get u in

and get her blacklisted

for being mean to u

[open rivet]

Bet

[carmine lark]

what generatioanl weath

[open rivet]

No she wasn’t mean to me

[white mauve]

im banded bro

[carmine lark]

solid 0

[white mauve]

i am banded out the wazoo

[white mauve]

budd

y

go band for band

[fathom flame]

bro he’s a yalie

[carmine lark]

not yet

[white mauve]

im not getting in

[carmine lark]

rawr

[white mauve]

the lion does not turn around when the small dog barks

im the lion ur the small dog bro

pipsqueak pipe down u aint in no big 3 sza got u wiped down

I MUST CONFESS I STILL BELIEVEEEE

[open rivet]

This changed my life thanks

[white mauve]

yw homie

that'll be 15$

tip at the register

[open rivet]

I sleep

[carmine lark]

whats up with the 1/0/0

[white mauve]

20% gratuity is suggested

[open rivet]

Take it from me in my dreams

[white mauve]

a/w/r

she got into nmsu

[open rivet]

One acceptance

[white mauve]

damn

[open rivet]

No I didn’t

What

[white mauve]

u tryna take something from me in my dreams

🩷

[open rivet]

I got into Embry risdle

[white mauve]

not u

tut

[open rivet]

Oh

[white mauve]

oh embry riddle

goated

[open rivet]

She’s not here rn bro

[fathom flame]

hi

[open rivet]

Anyways

[white mauve]

damn

[open rivet]

Son

what

[open rivet]

I tried typing oh

[white mauve]

hit me baby one more time

[open rivet]

How did that autocorrect to son

[white mauve]

im the goat t typing

im like top 2% typing

on monkeytype

[open rivet]

I’m not

My fingers flak off

Fall

[white mauve]

and could 150% push that to top <1%

[open rivet]

See case in point

[carmine lark]

wiat whats ur wpm

[white mauve]

uh

[open rivet]

29374628229

[white mauve]

10 word 206

[carmine lark]

my max is 170

15 s

[fathom flame]

i have a massive dick

[white mauve]

damn

mogged

[white mauve]

cope

keep projecting homie

[fathom flame]

wow i typed that so fasts

[open rivet]

Thank you

[white mauve]

typing is rizz bro

i remember one time in 8th grade

this girl was so impressed w how fast i typed

[open rivet]

Ok bye

[white mauve]

it is genuinely rizz

[carmine lark]

yo ts is 10 word

[fathom flame]

i put down mog as a word in scrabble today

[white mauve]

bro is actually tryna be like me so bad

holllyyyy

[carmine lark]

whats ur max wpm for 15s

[white mauve]

i dont grind 15s

like 170

lmao

[carmine lark]

bruv

[white mauve]

i'm legit goated at every online endeavor

genuinely

im insane at video games im crazy at typing

[fathom flame]

valorant

[white mauve]

i'm just him

[carmine lark]

online dating?

[fathom flame]

touch grass

[white mauve]

nah

in a2c terms

im uh

like 0/0/1

[white mauve]

ok sheldon

anyways my mom got mad at me today i didnt uber home and walked instead

lmfao

💀

she was like arguing w me over text

[carmine lark]

dot dot dot

[white mauve]

my bad bro

bro

one time i went on this like

dating app for kids

i got EGOED by everyone

except this one dude

it was a gay dude

with skin tight ripped black jeans

and i got my friend to try the same thing

and the only ppl who swiped were gay dudes

LMFAO

HE GOT LIKE 5 GAY DUDES I GOT ONE THO

IS THAT MINUS AURA

[fathom flame]

bro do you mean wizz

[white mauve]

yes bro

i was at my friends house

and he was like

yo download wizz

[fathom flame]

that is not a dating app

[white mauve]

bro

wizz is a dating app for kids

i sat in piano 1 one time

and saw my friend

bag this asian chick from london

he literally had no pictures and gave a corny ass one liner and had her number

didnt' even add it

[fathom flame]

LMAO

[carmine lark]

ts illegal

[white mauve]

wizz is

in all functional purposes

a dating app for minors

if ur girl on wizz bro that aint ur girl no mo

[boreal pelican]

Is NYU also releasing today

Or why is the logo purple

[white mauve]

my friend goes to nyu

i asked him about ny

u

the number one thing he said was

the girls are bad

[boreal pelican]

😬😬😬

[white mauve]

everyone ive asked at nyu js talks about how sexy the ppl are

[boreal pelican]

Lmaoo

[white mauve]

do i study for physics

or keep procrastinating

[boreal pelican]

U go eat a huge meal

Then watch a boring ass movie

Then fall asleep

Then u wake up

[white mauve]

i havent been able to eat properly

in like

[boreal pelican]

Boom caltech time

[white mauve]

3 weeks icl

nah i applied to a better school rea

[boreal pelican]

💀💀💀💀

Not in the caltech thread

🙏🏼🙏🏼

[white mauve]

yale is better

theres a reason its hypsm and not hcpsm

is all imma say

[boreal pelican]

Bro

[white mauve]

it should be

yshmp

but i digress

sorry

syhmp

[boreal pelican]

Bro only Asian moms care abt hypsm

[white mauve]

im an asian woman

im like an asian mom in training

[boreal pelican]

Everyone knows caltech MIT Stanford are on a different level

[white mauve]

"so where are u going"

[boreal pelican]

The rest are BLOW

[white mauve]

"california institute of technology"

"NO ITS NOT A STATE SCHOOL I SWEAR"

[fathom flame]

you are an asian man

[white mauve]

do u really wanna have to have that conversation

[boreal pelican]

😭😭😭😭

[white mauve]

that's not very girls girl of u

[fathom flame]

im not a slut for prestige

[white mauve]

.

[boreal pelican]

I mean

[white mauve]

u sure

?

LMAO

[fathom flame]

LMAO

[white mauve]

ur cooked bruh

[boreal pelican]

加州理工 is quite respected in china

[white mauve]

my feet still hurts

[white mauve]

bing chilling

[boreal pelican]

The lack hesitation is wild

[white mauve]

im asian

i can say it

[boreal pelican]

…

[fathom flame]

你好吗

[boreal pelican]

I’m a girl a I swear I can be sexist

😬😬😬😬

[white mauve]

nah im 1% chinese

thats like my great great great great great grandhomie

[fathom flame]

我爱caltech

[white mauve]

nerd

bing chilling

[boreal pelican]

Bro went to caltech thread to say “nerd”

😬😬😬

[white mauve]

yeah

u guys are nerds

im right

[fathom flame]

u applied early

to a school on the decline

[white mauve]

damn

on the decline but still higher ranked than caltech has ever been

[fathom flame]

it’ll be hcpsm before you graduate yale

[white mauve]

does that say more about yale or caltech

😬

[boreal pelican]

Isn’t Yale qs like 50

Or smth

[white mauve]

no?

wait what

it is

qs is stupid

it's ok im getting into stanford in rd

it's chill

oh bruh they base it on research output

base it on how many students r clinically depressed

[boreal pelican]

Coping

[fathom flame]

caltech better than yale for pre phd

[white mauve]

🥱

[boreal pelican]

But who tf cares abt usnews

[white mauve]

my uncles the editor

[boreal pelican]

We’re not only living in the us

[white mauve]

lmao

oh ur international

lame

[boreal pelican]

💀💀

[fathom flame]

r u a chinese man

[white mauve]

want me to bribe the yale admissions panel to let u on

yes

probably

why do i keep getting linkedin dms bro

its always from recruiters

full sail university is on my meat

[fathom flame]

r u applying to 清华大学

[lavish crown]

what r u all going to do tmmr while waiting for results

i dont know what i should be doing

[sterile plank]

tsinghua my beloved

[white mauve]

uh

i mean i

ll jst ask my friends

[fathom flame]

rot, take a bath maybe

[white mauve]

whether they got in

when it comes

my friend irl is applying

im gonna pie him if he gets rej

[fathom flame]

the white guy?

[white mauve]

nah thats cap

he's gonna beat me up

😧

yh

[fathom flame]

mid

[white mauve]

u say everyone is mid bro

except like 2 people

[boreal pelican]

Just sleep bro

Like skips the wait

[white mauve]

oh word

i should js keep sleeping

for another 6 days

till yale comes out

[boreal pelican]

Yes

Take some extra melatonin

😋😋

[white mauve]

one time i tried to OD on melatonin

i woke up every 30 minutes intermittently

did not take enough

[boreal pelican]

Average Yale student

[white mauve]

note to self one bottle is not enough

[white mauve]

eh

it was chill

like a chill little attempt

casual n shit

[boreal pelican]

Ah man I have school

Cant even sleep

[white mauve]

me too

js skip

:3

[boreal pelican]

But like I have proper assesment

Or I would’ve skipped

[fathom flame]

damn

[boreal pelican]

30% of my final grade

[fathom flame]

gl

[boreal pelican]

😭😭

[fathom flame]

can you bring me some chinese food

[white mauve]

u got this!!!!

[white mauve]

give it to me

i'm fat

and i need it

big backtivities

[ripe quartz]

this is good for me

[ripe quartz]

is he in a2c?

[white mauve]

nah

stern bro

[ripe quartz]

oh damn

so he's insane

internal transfer to stern is my dream 🙏

[open rivet]

Do rd schools volunteer and play with my birds ☠️

[fathom flame]

omg u have birds

[boreal pelican]

Almost 12 hours left for y’all

🤩🤩

[fathom flame]

😭

[open rivet]

Here’s one of them

[fathom flame]

woah

i have 6 cats

and chickens

and a duck

and some fish

[open rivet]

Omg

I love duck

I am allergic to cats tho

[worldly anvil]

<t:1734053880:R>

[open rivet]

Naurrrr

[worldly anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/leobylaw-stan-twitter-gif-3376274612294825190

[open rivet]

10h 59m left

[worldly anvil]

uh oh

https://tenor.com/view/missbungaf4-gif-4538147447392079278

[open rivet]

Ok

[worldly anvil]

[hollow bobcat]

!caltech

[open rivet]

im just listening to dramatic orchestra music the entire day to heighten my experience 🙏

also @hollow bobcat my mom is making me take a video now soo if acceptance happens then theres one video for you

[late ore]

this was me all of last night

the spiderverse, oppenheimer, and interstellar soundtrack >>

[open rivet]

holy goated music taste 🙏

i will listen to interstellar after star wars 💀

[late ore]

for me its between sad indie / soundtrack music / whatever this type of music im listening to rn is (idk the genre name)

[hollow bobcat]

Lol, niceee

[hollow bobcat]

Damn

[open rivet]

real shit

i go between coldplay, edm, and soundtrack lmao

[hollow bobcat]

I literally went to the caltech site for AOs and saw that my regional officers were into britney spears so i was listening to it while writing my essays (it was trash, i stopped after the first essay)

[open rivet]

😭

HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME 🗣️ 🔥

[late ore]

LMAO

i entirely agree but thats hilarious

[open rivet]

my AO was apaprenrly caltechs swim coach before becoming an AO

and she plays minecraft so real

[late ore]

my AO is in black studies and watches reality tv & video essays

[open rivet]

video essays 🙏

[late ore]

fr, she's so real for that

[hollow bobcat]

seems like caltech acc love sports

I talked with a student and he said something like having sports between dorm houses every weekends

A different sport each week

[open rivet]

interesting

[fathom flame]

she’s my AO too hahah

[open rivet]

Ong nice

[final thorn]

wait deadass

@fathom flame last person who i knew did that got in

just saying

[white mauve]

she's friends with the entire admissions panel

[final thorn]

what the fuck

[white mauve]

has enough math credits

to graduate from UW

with a math degre

in one semester

[final thorn]

ok yeah if you dont get in then admissions is drunk high or crossfaded

[white mauve]

and went to the fly in

[final thorn]

stop trolling

you will be fine

[white mauve]

and her professor backdoored her a positive note to the adcom

like

💀

[final thorn]

are you doing caltech btw?

[white mauve]

it's just not possible to get rejected atp

no

[final thorn]

oh

[white mauve]

well

[final thorn]

ic

[white mauve]

in regular maybe

i did yale rea

[final thorn]

same

[white mauve]

like u lmao

[final thorn]

bro im in teh thread i know

lol

[white mauve]

LMFAO

i only did yale cuz kirk and some other ppl told me to do it instead of stanford

[fathom flame]

wassup

[final thorn]

how are you feeling ab yale

[white mauve]

uh

i got an interview after a ewek and a half

[final thorn]

i just found out someone at my school also did yale rea

if he got an interview im chilling

if he didnt our area doesnt have interviewers

[white mauve]

the other guy at my school got an interview around the same time as me

[final thorn]

im boutta get in with no interview watch this

[white mauve]

one of my friends from wa got an interviewer from salt lake city utah

if they really want to know more about u theyre gonna switcharoo u

but he's lowk cracked

[white mauve]

im predicting a calm little

defer - > reject

[fathom flame]

good luck guys

[final thorn]

lowkey i dont care what happens unless i get rejected

if i get deferred i have hope for rd

[white mauve]

nah if i dont get in im gonna end it frl

[final thorn]

if i get accepted im going to smash rd

if i get rejected idk what i did wrong

[white mauve]

if i get in im literally gonna skip the rest of the week and sleep

i hvae a few rd's i wanna do

so i'ma do those anyways

[final thorn]

deadass im just going to grind valorant if i get in

[white mauve]

but i'm probably gonna commit to yale unless i have some crazy reason not to

[final thorn]

like and nothing else

[white mauve]

whats ur peak

[final thorn]

shit 💀

like s2

[white mauve]

i was uh

~200rp immortal

[final thorn]

i want to get diamond b4 graduation

[white mauve]

my biggest achievement is beating loud sadhaak in a ranked match like a year ago lmao

[final thorn]

or maybe diamond on league if i want to suffer

[white mauve]

if we both get in ill boost u homie

im ass rn

but im still like

d3

[final thorn]

i think diamond on league is easier tbh

[white mauve]

my friends have been tryna get me to play league

[final thorn]

for me at least