University of Southern California (USC) (2024-2025)

[misty current]

vs what tho

ye bc mccarthy is no contest

[scarlet matrix]

youd realistically only forfeit mccarthy if you wanted like new north ig

[unreal mica]

NEW NORTH

WTF

[misty current]

nah no one would ever take that no

[unreal mica]

NO

[cedar dock]

Oh! That's the bottom of my list rn!

[scarlet matrix]

theres so many people who suicide-pick new north lmao

[misty current]

that dorms the worst

[unreal mica]

those people are psycho

[cedar dock]

(I love all the theater kids immediately saying no)

[scarlet matrix]

i mean the dorms are awful but youre not staying there for the amenities

[cedar dock]

Ohh, so like they choose it to force themselves to be out of their dorms more?

[unreal mica]

have fun when its 90° with no AC

[scarlet matrix]

webb has a disproportionate number of theatre kids

[strong monolith]

everyone says no to new north if theyre sane

[scarlet matrix]

nono its the most social dorm

[unreal mica]

birnkrant >

[strong monolith]

i know one other theatre kid in webb wdym

[unreal mica]

webb>

[scarlet matrix]

i spent half of my first semester wasted in random new north

[unreal mica]

pardee >

[misty current]

wb marks

kiley

[scarlet matrix]

avoid pardee and the other irrelevent one

[unreal mica]

rip marks

[scarlet matrix]

those dorm halls suck ass

theyre irrelevent and suck

[misty current]

fair

[scarlet matrix]

birnkrant/new north for social/greek life

[unreal mica]

RIP FLOUR

[cedar dock]

Writing that down

[scarlet matrix]

parkside if youre a fob

[misty current]

yo what are they building to replace flour

[scarlet matrix]

mccarthy if youre goated honesrtly best mix of everything + best community

[strong monolith]

its not true

[cedar dock]

Okay so is there like

[unreal mica]

no clue theyve been pushing dirt around for a year

[misty current]

the lot by the alumni house has been under construction forever

[cedar dock]

A ballpark range for goated?

[misty current]

ye i was going to say

[strong monolith]

pretty much every theatre kid i know is in parkside

[scarlet matrix]

pov california residentiasl building speeds

[misty current]

mccarthy webb birnk is a good start

[scarlet matrix]

i knew a parkside girl who was in theatre

good times

[unreal mica]

price is using it as a hands on exercise in housing zoning

[cedar dock]

OH I meant like

[strong monolith]

im scared

[scarlet matrix]

🙄

[strong monolith]

did you gaslight her

[cedar dock]

Like a stats range for being goated enough to pull mccarthy 😭

[scarlet matrix]

no?????

why am i getting hit wit these

allegations

[strong monolith]

wdym by good times

you were like "i knew this girl... good times"

[scarlet matrix]

like she was hella chill i used to go consume substances with her !

[unreal mica]

you literally stole my story and switched genders wtf

[strong monolith]

ah

[scarlet matrix]

wait who did u know in parkside what

[strong monolith]

you have to have a scholarship to live in mccarthy

[unreal mica]

WAIT WAS THIS LORE BEFORE I KNEW YOU

HOLY SHIT

YES THIS WAS MY SOPHOMORE YEAR

[scarlet matrix]

yah ur first year here

[strong monolith]

theres few enough people that its pretty much guaranteed if you meet that

[unreal mica]

lol i have parkside lore too

[scarlet matrix]

anyone w scholarship does

[strong monolith]

i dyed my hair in a parkside suite bathroom

[cedar dock]

Right right! I'm aware of that, I just don't know what stats are scholarship-worthy 😭

Oh!

[unreal mica]

classic

no babes my ex was the parkside ra

[scarlet matrix]

guys fire starting agian tmrw apparently

[strong monolith]

yea its pretty much just based on vibes

[cedar dock]

Is having like above a top 25% SAT score a good indicator?

[unreal mica]

yeahhhh

[strong monolith]

theres really no specific stats

[cedar dock]

Lovely 🥰

[unreal mica]

BYE THEY BROKE UP HES DATING SOMEONE ELSE

[cedar dock]

Gotta love a 140k scholarship being based on vibes...

😭

[unreal mica]

!PURGE

!DELETE

!BAN

[scarlet matrix]

no lore to be seen here!

[strong monolith]

do u want me to purge lol

[scarlet matrix]

if u want kiley lore get in and buy her matcha she spills edverything!

[unreal mica]

no lmfao i dont care

[cedar dock]

valid

[strong monolith]

chill

[unreal mica]

i was doing it for the giggles

[strong monolith]

HEY

[unreal mica]

the laughs

[strong monolith]

YOU OWE ME MAGNUS LORE

[unreal mica]

BYE

[strong monolith]

highkey forgot abt it until now

[cedar dock]

OH! Also, sorry for bugging y'all again but 😭

[scarlet matrix]

i need kiley lore update its been two moths

[unreal mica]

guys i am a different person

i am a new woman

[scarlet matrix]

false

[unreal mica]

the tiktok ban changed me

[scarlet matrix]

false

[misty current]

character development?

[cedar dock]

Does anyone know a good place to stay near campus?

[scarlet matrix]

false

[strong monolith]

theres a usc hotel

[unreal mica]

how old are u

[misty current]

Sc hotel

[unreal mica]

WAIT NO

[scarlet matrix]

yeah cute neighborhood called compton!

[unreal mica]

NOT LIKE THAT

[cedar dock]

18...?

[scarlet matrix]

??????

chat

???/

[strong monolith]

just south of skid row

[scarlet matrix]

kiley youre NOT beating the allegations now

[cedar dock]

LMOAOO

[unreal mica]

no like i was wondering if you can get a hotel room by yourself 😭😭😭

[scarlet matrix]

also another charming LA suburb

[strong monolith]

me getting hungover once and deciding to never drink champagne again

[scarlet matrix]

??????????????????????????????

[unreal mica]

STOP

[cedar dock]

At a decent number of places??

[unreal mica]

i cant

guys no

[cedar dock]

[strong monolith]

sometimes its better to stfu

[scarlet matrix]

are you a famous minecraft youtuber by chance?

[strong monolith]

which one

[scarlet matrix]

any of them bruh

[cedar dock]

yes

[scarlet matrix]

theyve all done the same shit

[strong monolith]

that was my point yes

[scarlet matrix]

lil old kiley klassic

[unreal mica]

i need to leave

[strong monolith]

kileydoesminecraft

[strong monolith]

no stay and give me magnus lore

[scarlet matrix]

kileywastaken

[unreal mica]

i’m putting an ADM40 registration hold on all of yall

[misty current]

?

what did i do

[scarlet matrix]

drkilespect

[cedar dock]

Okay so

[strong monolith]

you dont scare me finaid already fucks me over every semester

[cedar dock]

USC hotel's $300 a night! 🥰

[unreal mica]

usc hotel or anything downtown/near LA live

[warped bramble]

not bad

[strong monolith]

yea youre not gonna find a hotel in la for anywhere less than that for several months

[misty current]

u can crash someones apartment

[cedar dock]

Wonder how much the skid row hotels cost...

[misty current]

if u know anyone 💀

[cedar dock]

WAIT actually a good idea

[unreal mica]

OKAY SO YALL GIVE ME SHIT BUT THIS IS SILENCE???

WHAT THE HELL

[misty current]

wait WHAT how is that sus

at all

[cedar dock]

It'd be sus if they said "my"

[misty current]

ye that would be uh

interesting

[cedar dock]

But tbh I have like a few friends (my age) in LA that I could probably ask

[scarlet matrix]

are you visiting for admitted day thingy!

[cedar dock]

Yes!!

[misty current]

hypee

whens that

[unreal mica]

YAY EXPLORE

[cedar dock]

April 13th!

Which feels inexplicably familiar 😞

[misty current]

thats a sunday right

[cedar dock]

Saturday, I think?

[misty current]

lowkey i might actually be on campus

o maybe not then

[unreal mica]

its always a sunday

[cedar dock]

NVM Sunday

[misty current]

oh maybe i will then

[cedar dock]

Yeah

[misty current]

depending on what the church does

[scarlet matrix]

i may in fact be in canada that day

[cedar dock]

the church?

[misty current]

ye the catholic church here

[scarlet matrix]

yeah of latter day saints

[unreal mica]

i’ll be right where i always am

[misty current]

they do some stuff around easter season on campus

[cedar dock]

OH

I'm dumb, sorry 😭

[misty current]

lol nw

[scarlet matrix]

sleeping by 9!

you unc!

boomer even

[tulip ice]

Housing is good food is mid

[misty current]

yk those like jw people by the village

is this latter day saints or somethin different

[unreal mica]

not true i went out last night until 11 tyvm

[tulip ice]

Hot take McCarthy has better food than Parkside

[digital bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jjk-itadori-yuuji-itadori-yuuji-anime-gif-2323520847260795897

[strong monolith]

food is much better than other schools

[misty current]

also unrelated but what do those jw people even do every day

[misty current]

TRUE

[tulip ice]

UCLA tho

[scarlet matrix]

@quartz zealot this fucker didnt get the right meal plan and hates life now

[strong monolith]

theyre mormon missionaries lol

[tulip ice]

No I don’t

[unreal mica]

walk around asking us to join the church

[tulip ice]

I love life

Not really

[strong monolith]

ucla has long ass lines and you can only stay for like 45 minutes before they kick you out

[unreal mica]

better than the “bible study”people in the village

[tulip ice]

But Parkside and McCarthy are prob people choice

[misty current]

facts

[cedar dock]

wait there's a right meal plan?

[tulip ice]

But but the food

[scarlet matrix]

i get insulted when people ask me if im down for a bible study like do i look like i would be

[unreal mica]

they scare me

[strong monolith]

evk sometimes is good but thats like once a month

[misty current]

happy to say no one from the usc catholic center is doing that stuff 👍

[tulip ice]

I always just say I’m busy

[misty current]

only on poke day

[scarlet matrix]

im gonna start saying i like men to them

[misty current]

is it good

[tulip ice]

OMG EVK HAD GOOD FOOD FOR ONCE THIS WEEK

[strong monolith]

but idc how good the food is if i cant hole up in the corner for eight hours its bad

[cedar dock]

Relatable

[tulip ice]

like they actually fcking coopked

[misty current]

what was it

[scarlet matrix]

see how quickly they run away

[misty current]

i only went village they had like a sub thing

the one time i went

[unreal mica]

evk… 🚬 havent heard that name in years

[tulip ice]

Hawaiian bowl

[scarlet matrix]

dining halls are ass get dining dollars buddy

[tulip ice]

I actually loved it

[scarlet matrix]

yeah we get it unc ur old

[strong monolith]

there was a period in like november where they had good food every day of the week and it was like a miracle occurred

[unreal mica]

shut the fuck up

[tulip ice]

EVK Hawaiian bowl > McCarthy Hawaiian bowl

[misty current]

no way

[strong monolith]

didnt fluor have a dining hall

[scarlet matrix]

so! what are you working post grad!

[unreal mica]

parents weekend 😭

[tulip ice]

Chicken was actually hella juicy not dry

[unreal mica]

no?

[tulip ice]

Damn I missed it

[strong monolith]

that was september friend

[scarlet matrix]

WHY WOULD YOU GET EVK OR MCCARTHY BOWL WHEN YOU CAN GET SEEDS BOWLS

YOU IDIOTS

[tulip ice]

Like EVK also has the best pizza

[scarlet matrix]

OR SLICES PIZZA

[tulip ice]

I don’t like salad

I’m fat

[unreal mica]

its a canon event we cannot interfere

[scarlet matrix]

theyre actual bowls bruh not salad

[unreal mica]

salmon bowls >>

[scarlet matrix]

FUCKING IDIOT FRESHMAN PICKING THE DINING HALL MEAL PLANS

[strong monolith]

ik there was some other dining hall in the 2010s that got killed when mccarthy opened

[tulip ice]

The burrito and seeds avocado wraps are my go to

[unreal mica]

OH YES

[strong monolith]

i did not have an extra $1000 to spend

[unreal mica]

I never got there tho

[scarlet matrix]

memory n i both were like 'bro get the dining dollar plan' and THIS FUCKING IDIOT WENT FOR DINING HALL PLANS

[unreal mica]

AHAHAHA

[tulip ice]

😏

I’m different

The way I just ignored it was so tuff

Call me LeBron

[scarlet matrix]

i would pay the extra if you let me use part of those dining dollars bruh

[cedar dock]

okay so

[unreal mica]

dining dollar plan is elite ngl

[cedar dock]

Trojan plan is the better plan?

[misty current]

nahh

[scarlet matrix]

ong

[misty current]

rlly>

?

[scarlet matrix]

yes PLEASSE

[unreal mica]

it really just depends on what you wanna eat

[scarlet matrix]

theone with dining dfollars only

[tulip ice]

I swear my sophomore yr friends are always starving

[strong monolith]

wait fr

[scarlet matrix]

is SSO MUCH BETTER

[misty current]

unless like cava or the pizza places take dining dollars

[cedar dock]

Aight got it!!

[misty current]

otherwise its so bad

[tulip ice]

CAVA

[unreal mica]

yeah bc they prob have the apartment plan

[tulip ice]

Ya I swipe them into the dining hall lmao

[scarlet matrix]

yes

[cedar dock]

Wait so does that mean you can't use the dining halls?

[misty current]

i had to cook today

[strong monolith]

we'll circle back to this in a few months when i pick my meal plan for the fall

[misty current]

for the first time

[scarlet matrix]

the fall youre not on freshman year plan anymore tho

[misty current]

was interesting

[scarlet matrix]

you can

[strong monolith]

cant you still get it sophomore year

[tulip ice]

Damn bro me and my friends cooked lamb, hot pot, Korean bbq, beef Wellington, pasta, garlic bread lmao

[misty current]

ye i did that last sem

[scarlet matrix]

yeah but why would you. youre overcommitting for no reason

i just buy $500-$1k dining dollars a semester for use

and it work

[tulip ice]

Some foods we made

[strong monolith]

we'll circle back

[misty current]

yo thats crazy

[strong monolith]

we'll see if i get an RA position

[scarlet matrix]

making food is nice once a week the rest of the time i have homework buddy

[tulip ice]

Ya we do it every Monday or Tuesday

[digital bear]

spam my beloved

[scarlet matrix]

focus on yo gpa king

[tulip ice]

Ya we be cooking

[tulip ice]

Bro I’ve given up

💀

[scarlet matrix]

bro is NGMI

[strong monolith]

when i get tired of the dining hall i make food in my dorm for like two days and then i realize how much work it is and go back to the dining hall

[unreal mica]

this is so funny

[misty current]

how you going to get into gis if u dont focus up on your gpa cuh

[cedar dock]

Oh damn okay

[strong monolith]

whats ur gpa tho

[misty current]

my nepo can only do so much

💀

[tulip ice]

Engineering is hitting my butt hard

[unreal mica]

BYE

[tulip ice]

It’s above 3.5

[scarlet matrix]

what r u going for in finance lol

[unreal mica]

not the nepotism

[misty current]

scroll up i was lowkey plugging gis and uh

might have some emails to send now

[tulip ice]

3.67

[misty current]

ok not bad

[strong monolith]

FUCK

im 3.66

[scarlet matrix]

3.67 is cooked gng

[tulip ice]

It’s all cuz of writ150

[scarlet matrix]

get ts above a 3.8 sob

[tulip ice]

I got one B+

[unreal mica]

NOT WRIT150

[strong monolith]

but in my defense one of my profs tanked my A to a B-

[misty current]

youch

[unreal mica]

BRUH

[misty current]

how does that even happen

[strong monolith]

idk man i got an A in writ

[tulip ice]

I had all As and A-

Just writ

[strong monolith]

it was a whole thing

[tulip ice]

Was writ bad for u too

My writ prof cooked me

[eternal remnant]

skill issue

[scarlet matrix]

whod you have

for writ

[misty current]

i did writ at cc before i came here in spring 😎

[strong monolith]

my prof was great

[tulip ice]

Ryan Boyd

[strong monolith]

i had the icon and the legend dr. brent chappelow

[scarlet matrix]

spring admit detected opinion rejected

[misty current]

?

[strong monolith]

you didnt see anything

[unreal mica]

HAHAHA

[scarlet matrix]

im mad i would have gotten rid of awll my GEs and Writ

i wish i had been able to cc my fall lowkey

[misty current]

ok fair enough

thats p much what i did

i took 1 more ge + gesm and i was done with all my ge reqs lol

[scarlet matrix]

lucky

[misty current]

pretty op

[scarlet matrix]

i have to take like 4 my senior year

[strong monolith]

but yes you were correct annd it was a whole horrific thing

[scarlet matrix]

or junior year technically

[misty current]

unfort

i only have econ classes p much

[scarlet matrix]

r u cooked

[scarlet matrix]

take 457!

[unreal mica]

i love how this channel is just current usc students rn

[misty current]

ye im trying

with sapra next sem

[strong monolith]

as long as i get a 3.84 this sem ill be fine but that guy likes to pick someone in my major every year to target

and i am the latest victim

[misty current]

i mean if no one else is here we might as well use it

[unreal mica]

wait okay

imma dox myself rq

but idc

[strong monolith]

theres like one person who hasnt met you

[scarlet matrix]

if anone looks up kiley and usc they find you bro

[unreal mica]

this sent me into a spiral

[unreal mica]

no literally 😭

[strong monolith]

STOLE

[scarlet matrix]

design cooked btw

[strong monolith]

MY STOLE IS GONNA BE SO PACKED

[scarlet matrix]

i swear you showed me the design online or smth before

[strong monolith]

also are you in a sorority lmfao

[unreal mica]

YES I DID

[scarlet matrix]

no thats phi beta kappa

its like

honors

[strong monolith]

ohh\

[unreal mica]

nah pbk is an honor society

[misty current]

isnt it like

THE honor society

[scarlet matrix]

kiley would NOT survive the sorority life

[unreal mica]

shiiiiiiiit i mean

[misty current]

i joined some other one bc

[scarlet matrix]

im p sure its 3.5+ gng

but its only for seniors

[misty current]

i didnt have anything else on the resume

[cedar dock]

Eating!

[scarlet matrix]

ALD?

[misty current]

pkp

[unreal mica]

its the 3.9 thing bud

[tulip ice]

Ummm arden…

[cedar dock]

Also I did not expect you to be a sorority girl lmao

[unreal mica]

im in that too

[tulip ice]

I think I saw ur post

[scarlet matrix]

so proud what thats so badass

[misty current]

o bet

[scarlet matrix]

shes not

[misty current]

so it wasn't completely useless to go to that ceremony then i suppose

[unreal mica]

I’m not! Its an honor society haha

[cedar dock]

OHH wait mb sorry

I just backread

[unreal mica]

nahh ur good

[scarlet matrix]

i wish kiley was sororority girl

that would be so goated

[cedar dock]

LMAO which one?

[unreal mica]

literally why

[cedar dock]

It'd be funny?

[scarlet matrix]

idk would have been cool tbf

you shuold have cobbed first sem trust

[unreal mica]

no bc i rushed at uofa and that shit terrified me

[scarlet matrix]

im annoyed i didnt rush last sem iw oulda pledged mayb

[tulip ice]

2029 post for usc 😭

[unreal mica]

go go chi o

[scarlet matrix]

its not as bad here, just more elitist

[cedar dock]

THE WAY THIS DOESN'T EVEN NARROW IT DOWN 😭

Which platform?

[unreal mica]

I literally told u to

[scarlet matrix]

I TRIED TO BUT THE HOUSE I WANTED DIDNT DO SECONDARY

i missed rush

:/

[unreal mica]

PIKEEEE

[misty current]

unlucky

[scarlet matrix]

i didnt go for original rush

[cedar dock]

There was one for twitter and reddit, and two for insta

[misty current]

i prob would have rushed pike

or lambda

[scarlet matrix]

yaaaaah i think i told u this as it happened

[misty current]

but eh

[tulip ice]

Instagram

[unreal mica]

i love pike <3

[scarlet matrix]

(s)pike

[cedar dock]

Ayee slayyy

[unreal mica]

phi sig <3

not zbt

[scarlet matrix]

you love your short kings huh

[unreal mica]

phi delt <33

[tulip ice]

lol

[scarlet matrix]

yaaaaaaah

[unreal mica]

ur 5’10 be quiet

[scarlet matrix]

phi delt had like no brotherhood imho

[cedar dock]

(not sure how else to react 😭 )

[scarlet matrix]

if ur gonna lie abt my height can u at least say like 5'4 or smth

[cedar dock]

4'5

[unreal mica]

no bc i need to make it believable 💔

[scarlet matrix]

er

erm

they thnk im like 5'2 btw LMFAO

[unreal mica]

BYE

[scarlet matrix]

im just a shortking!

[unreal mica]

mhm

[strong monolith]

wait when does deans list stuff come out

and ALD

[scarlet matrix]

ald is jsut a freshman year thingy im p sure

[scarlet matrix]

after sem ends

[strong monolith]

im a freshman

[scarlet matrix]

this is a popular sentiment in verified btw LOL

[strong monolith]

it says they send emails when you have a 3.5+

[strong monolith]

fall sem did end < / 3

[scarlet matrix]

dude i wanna organize formal this semester shits so fun

[unreal mica]

LETS HAVE OUR OWN FORMAL

party bus and all

[scarlet matrix]

for what LOL

[misty current]

for the 4 people

[unreal mica]

funsies

[scarlet matrix]

throw one for the admission office ppl lowkey

[misty current]

in this discord channel or whatever

[scarlet matrix]

skull

[misty current]

book a room in jff

LOL

[unreal mica]

we alr have our own retreat

[cedar dock]

Y'all, have it on the 13th of april! 🤩

[scarlet matrix]

LMFAOOOO

breakout room

[unreal mica]

goodbye

[scarlet matrix]

if ur 18 we'll take u clubbing trust

[unreal mica]

where fucking catch one???

[misty current]

yo i dont got a fake tho

[unreal mica]

absolutely not

[cedar dock]

LMAOO

[scarlet matrix]

skull

[strong monolith]

if anyone wants to pay for my bogus braxton xoxo

[cedar dock]

Nah sorry, I'm actually 21... 😔

[scarlet matrix]

catch one aint that bad when they do decent events ngl

lowkey arden gotta go to a shrine concert tho

[unreal mica]

dont lie to the freshmen

[misty current]

fr

shrine is where its at

imo everything inglewood kinda mid

[scarlet matrix]

its a canon event theyll go anyway bro

[cedar dock]

~~Lowkey like 90% sure people are gonna think my ID is fake even when I turn 21 😭 ~~

[scarlet matrix]

i miss fall brooooo

fall has so many concerts

and zedd in the park

need that shit back

[flat shale]

That just pmo cause I just realized I turn 18 the fucking week after the 13th

😭

[scarlet matrix]

skull

unforch

[cedar dock]

Zedd??

Like

[unreal mica]

dont say that again

hated that

[cedar dock]

Lady Gaga producer zedd??

[scarlet matrix]

cope

unforch

[unreal mica]

i despise you

[strong monolith]

bro when is my fucking stars report gonna update

[scarlet matrix]

yeah he proeduced born this way iirc

but hes also like

a big name in EDM

in big house

youve definitely heard some of his mainstream stuff

[misty current]

clarity

[scarlet matrix]

clarity is considered THE ABB anthem

[misty current]

[unreal mica]

ASPEN IS DOING HER BEST

[strong monolith]

i need sophomore status so i can scam the registrar apply for a music industry minor

[scarlet matrix]

shit was tear inducing

[strong monolith]

do they really have to be manually updated

thats insane

[unreal mica]

yes lmfao

[misty current]

wait thats crazy

[flat shale]

Wait no bcz the best day of coachella is sunday but that's the day I wouldn't be able to go cause of the admitted students stuff

[cedar dock]

damn! neat

[flat shale]

😕

[strong monolith]

they look straight out of 2000

[strong monolith]

coachella is like $600 lol

and they dont do day passes

[misty current]

lowkey it looks like a script/screenplay

with the font

[cedar dock]

best?

[scarlet matrix]

coachella is mid this year im ngl

[strong monolith]

default font of computers in the 1980s

[misty current]

to each their own

[flat shale]

Ikkk but that's the one day I would wanna see the most if I got the weekend pass

[scarlet matrix]

if youre going to usc dont rush going to coachella go a good year

[unreal mica]

having my stars report turn completely blue gave me like the most euphoria i have ever had

[cedar dock]

A lady gaga year is a good year imo

[misty current]

oh because the ip changes it blue right

[scarlet matrix]

love gaga but she cant carry an entirew festival

[unreal mica]

completed does too

[cedar dock]

fair

[strong monolith]

im so fucking mad i missed green day when they were here in september bc i cant afford coachella and i had rehearsal during their last concert

[cedar dock]

Wonder if Chappell Roan'll be headlining in a year or two 🤭

[scarlet matrix]

@unreal mica ibiza this year? Swedish House Mafia are resident DJs im p sure

[scarlet matrix]

:/

not the biggest fan but thats unforch

[unreal mica]

I took a pill in ibiza

[misty current]

to show avicii i was cool

[scarlet matrix]

why is bro tryna win aviciis approval

[strong monolith]

and i have rehearsal on the night of fire aid

[unreal mica]

she was on campus last year

[cedar dock]

don't worry, they'll probably play another twenty shows in LA before the decade is over

[unreal mica]

two years ago??

[cedar dock]

HELLO?? HUH???

[strong monolith]

i will never be free of sda's clutches

[unreal mica]

Mhm for springfest

[flat shale]

Well yes Megan jennie XG Bea Muni

[cedar dock]

What do we have to do to summon her back? 🥺

[strong monolith]

not w the smashing pumpkins opening for them tho

[scarlet matrix]

the move is to become a marsahll finance bro make money and then use the money to go to concerts!

[flat shale]

And others

[scarlet matrix]

trust!

[strong monolith]

get a better concerts committee

[unreal mica]

and spoil ur actress trophy wife yeah?

[misty current]

for the record you don't have to be in marshall to be a finance bro :)

[scarlet matrix]

no ive decided i want a PhD overqualified academic icon wife

[cedar dock]

Dang, way before she made it big

[unreal mica]

FUCK

[cedar dock]

Kylie's plans ruined...

[misty current]

ayo

[cedar dock]

She had a whole meet cute planned for you and everything

[scarlet matrix]

its like a sponsorship basically. i make theb ank so she can focus on her passions (teaching like engineering or smth)

[scarlet matrix]

she'll be fine men in finance are a dime a dozen hehe

[unreal mica]

okay but what if those passions were filmmaking instead

[scarlet matrix]

this is also cool but they dont need sponsorship duh

you can make it big in hollywood

[unreal mica]

im revoking ur ares recommendation

[strong monolith]

are we witnessing flirting in the usc megathread

[scarlet matrix]

HEY

RUDE

need updates on that btw??? i almost forgot

[unreal mica]

he was literally reading the intern apps last week

[scarlet matrix]

ACC LOL

[unreal mica]

going really well!!!

[scarlet matrix]

i didnt apply to his division 😭

[unreal mica]

YES LMFAO HES CONDUCTING THE INTERVIEWS

[scarlet matrix]

i am glad to hear

[scarlet matrix]

WHAT CAN HE GET ME ONE

[unreal mica]

can i be trophy wife

[scarlet matrix]

no but u can have my money

[unreal mica]

WIN

[scarlet matrix]

u have to promise to go shopping wiht me tho!

[misty current]

wait is that the asset manager

ares

or some other ares

[scarlet matrix]

i need good outfits for living in CT

[unreal mica]

done

[unreal mica]

yup

[scarlet matrix]

yes

kiley knows how to bag em

[misty current]

ooo

nice shop

[unreal mica]

thank u thank u

[scarlet matrix]

and by em i mean the groceries #fulltimejob

[unreal mica]

GOODBYE

#bookedandblessed

[scarlet matrix]

hey im kind of in a rush could you put my cravings box and fries in the bag?

[cedar dock]

LMAO

[unreal mica]

what happened to you wanting an interview

[misty current]

apologize

[scarlet matrix]

not @ taco bell hello 🙄

wonder if any fast food places do OCR

[unreal mica]

you want an ares interview?

[scarlet matrix]

HEY

NO THATS MINE

[unreal mica]

nope ur mean to me

[scarlet matrix]

fake news

anyway

i hear back abt this summer internship

!!!

[strong monolith]

CRAVINGS BOX🤤

[scarlet matrix]

@unreal mica come visit me in greenwich

[misty current]

tmrw im starting apps for 26 internships

this summeri have one

[scarlet matrix]

lucky im literally getting cooked

[strong monolith]

me w my spreadsheet of 85 internships

[unreal mica]

PLEASE

[scarlet matrix]

gng mostbanking is alr closed

[strong monolith]

i applied to my first one today

[misty current]

im not banking tho so idm

[scarlet matrix]

its unironically where i might be this summer LMFAO

[scarlet matrix]

what r u consulting?

[strong monolith]

wait kileyyyyyy

[unreal mica]

guys thats so funny we can stop talking about being employed now

[strong monolith]

when does sda normally release deans list

[misty current]

idk rn im p much applying anything like asset management equity research

that stuff

[strong monolith]

BA moment

[unreal mica]

idek

[scarlet matrix]

this internship is great itll pay like 40k for the summer!

[misty current]

yo what internship

pays 40k

[unreal mica]

thats crazy

[misty current]

get me on that

[scarlet matrix]

its in a hedge fund haha

[misty current]

wat

[scarlet matrix]

why do you think greenwich

[unreal mica]

lemme switch majors

[misty current]

im on like 10k

[strong monolith]

me thinking my $600/week + housing is good

[unreal mica]

me too babes 🤞🏻

[scarlet matrix]

i need quant theyll pay like 80-100k for the summer trust

but this is IF i land this offer nr

rn i havent

gotetn it

so im still

unemployed

[strong monolith]

abhi are u in the market for adoption

[unreal mica]

you will

[scarlet matrix]

atp im both employed and unemplkoyed

[unreal mica]

trust

[scarlet matrix]

schrodingers math major

[misty current]

how do you handle so much math

like i dont understand

quant types

[scarlet matrix]

I kinda like it?

[unreal mica]

masochism

[misty current]

fr

[scarlet matrix]

you get me so well.

[scarlet matrix]

nuh uh

[strong monolith]

bro i need to send it to my parents so theyll brag abt me to my extended family and said family will send me money

[scarlet matrix]

i need to make bank first

[unreal mica]

THIS IS SO REAL

[scarlet matrix]

why dont you ask your parents to send you money?

[unreal mica]

i need to do my grad announcements asap to get moneyyyy

[misty current]

actually real

[scarlet matrix]

"proud to announce i just finished spending a WHOLE LOT OF MONEY. anyone wanna add more?"

[strong monolith]

they would either laugh at me or fly to california to slap me across the face

[scarlet matrix]

schrodingers slap in the face you dont know unti you ask them

[strong monolith]

theyre already overextending themselves by going half and half on tuition w me

[unreal mica]

“Proud to announce I will be finishing my major in the inability to become employed with an emphasis in waitressing. Please send money”

[strong monolith]

im not going to ask them for money on top of that

[unreal mica]

@scarlet matrix can we go shopping at Sephora soon i need a new fragrance

[scarlet matrix]

why would we go to sephora?

[unreal mica]

shit okay then nvm

[scarlet matrix]

dior appointment?

i think theres a scent you would love

[unreal mica]

oh???

I tested a new chanel that i liked but i dont have chanel or dior money babes

[scarlet matrix]

which one

[unreal mica]

Chance

[scarlet matrix]

what makes you think im showing you for you to buy...

you shuold start building your wishlist

[unreal mica]

you cant say this shit to me and then not have me as a trophy wife

[scarlet matrix]

not me genius

a wishlist is an important skill to have

duh

[unreal mica]

ugh

u right

[scarlet matrix]

dior's beverly has the

biggest

collection of

their privee fragrances

i really want to get one of them

but i dont know which

[strong monolith]

get a room guys!

[unreal mica]

it got too quiet in here

I’m just trying to keep the channel alive

[scarlet matrix]

thats what im trying to! butkiley wont come smell fragrances with me!

[scarlet matrix]

i have an operating model to build before midnight 😭

[unreal mica]

ur def not getting an interview like that

[strong monolith]

isnt she the one who asked you on a sephora date

[scarlet matrix]

and i wanna go get hammered

[scarlet matrix]

shes just trying to make conversation

[cedar dock]

Sorry 😔

[unreal mica]

thats a lot of big words that i dont know the meaning of

[strong monolith]

mhm

[unreal mica]

I am indeed dating someone 😭

[cedar dock]

I ran out of ways to pester you all

[scarlet matrix]

its giving the 'dont worry about it'

[strong monolith]

new kiley lore just dropped

[scarlet matrix]

@unreal mica core

[unreal mica]

you’ll find another way i believe in u

[unreal mica]

this is so me

[scarlet matrix]

LOL

[unreal mica]

he scolded me for having money in wells fargo

[cedar dock]

Aww thank you!!

[unreal mica]

so i opened a marcus acct

[strong monolith]

well they caused the 2008 recession thats just plain common sense

[unreal mica]

im literally just a girl!!!

[scarlet matrix]

as in beacuse of HYSA?

[misty current]

thats crazy

[strong monolith]

i keep my limited funds in barclays😛

[unreal mica]

no just bc he doesnt like wells fargo idk

[scarlet matrix]

hold a three part portfolio! you beat the market most times

[strong monolith]

all i know is the higher the APR the more money i get for FREEEEEEE

[unreal mica]

LMFAO

[unreal mica]

do it for me pls

[strong monolith]

kiley wells fargo is infamously ass

[unreal mica]

i dont wanna learn

[misty current]

whats the 3rd part

[strong monolith]

i fear this is common knowledge

[scarlet matrix]

oh hes valid. my professor from freshman year was the guy who led the lawsauit against them in 2017

[misty current]

besides equity/bond

[unreal mica]

see but ive had them like since 2008

[unreal mica]

oh shit

[strong monolith]

THEY HELPED CAUSE THE 2008 RECESSION

[scarlet matrix]

domestic + internation equity r two diff holdings

[misty current]

fair

[unreal mica]

i’m glad my incompetence revived activity guys

thanks

[misty current]

ok a LOT of financial firms helped with that tho no

aig bear stearns

lehman

[scarlet matrix]

you generally break down 100 into a bullish/bearish sentiment for equity/bond, and then break down your equity weight to domestic/intl based on how much exposure you want to the US market

i dont know too muc habout passive investing though i just buy what seems cool

#womeninmensfields

[misty current]

makes sense

[strong monolith]

yes but all i know is most banks bad wells fargo very very bad

[misty current]

ye thats fair enough

i think recently they were hit with a suit

[scarlet matrix]

this seems like a personality trait yo have!

[misty current]

abt fraud accounts

[unreal mica]

killing u

sleep with one eye open

i have ur location

[scarlet matrix]

i accept my punishment

[scarlet matrix]

not anymore!

[strong monolith]

well we all have each others general location

[unreal mica]

NO MY SHAYLA

MY SIM

[scarlet matrix]

im jk ofc u have it

[unreal mica]

abhi and i do in fact actually share location

[strong monolith]

dont u live right above trader joes

[scarlet matrix]

clocked me there

[unreal mica]

in the event i die on a bad date!

or snu

Whichever comes first

[scarlet matrix]

and in the event that youre unemployed and want to see where im at

[strong monolith]

what is snu

[strong monolith]

thats just cruel

[scarlet matrix]

alc store on 28th

[unreal mica]

i love checking in on my little sim hehe

[scarlet matrix]

it also goes both ways because im the one who does that 99% of the time

[strong monolith]

all i know is trojan liquor bc its near drumpad and our little reloadable credit cards that our gig payments go on work there

[scarlet matrix]

snu is sigma nu lmao

[unreal mica]

dont go there

[misty current]

why do they sell alc

[strong monolith]

OHHHHHHHHHH

[misty current]

at snu

[unreal mica]

bad frat

[scarlet matrix]

2021 scandal dropped because they did bad stuff

[misty current]

ye doesnt that only hurt them

[strong monolith]

im pretty sure i went to snu on halloween lol

[misty current]

like theta xi

[scarlet matrix]

they dont its a joke because of stuff that happpenae

[misty current]

o

[unreal mica]

ANYWAY

[scarlet matrix]

i wanna see zayn live so bad

bro is a brown boy legend lowk

[unreal mica]

what else can i be incompetent about to drive activity

[unreal mica]

is he going on tour????

[strong monolith]

i feel like you would be a bad driver

[scarlet matrix]

coming to shrine kiddo

[cedar dock]

Keeping the merit scholarship announcement date a secret?

[unreal mica]

OUCH

I AM A VERY GOOD DRIVER

[strong monolith]

sorry that sounds mean but like

[scarlet matrix]

can vouch she is not in fact a bad driver

[unreal mica]

ASK ABHI

[scarlet matrix]

she didnt crash on the way to ralphs! so thats something

[unreal mica]

you had a good guess!

[misty current]

wait isnt ralphs like

5 blocks away

[strong monolith]

sorry being a bad driver and being a theatre girlie tends to go hand in hand

[unreal mica]

shhhh

[scarlet matrix]

yes thats the joke

[unreal mica]

SHHHHGG

SHHHHHHH

[misty current]

oh uh

sry

[scarlet matrix]

are you coping here

[strong monolith]

not crashing at any distance in la is a feat tbh

[misty current]

real

some of these drivers by the village

[scarlet matrix]

i can see kileys street from my window

[misty current]

are crazy

[unreal mica]

i am a very good driver

[unreal mica]

stalker

[cedar dock]

🙂‍↕️

[unreal mica]

i still wave hi every time i walk by

[strong monolith]

no i have a perfect driving record and im great at reverse parallel parking bc i took my drivers test in an SUV

[scarlet matrix]

stalker? I barely know her

[scarlet matrix]

yueah ur a great driver dw that curb wasnt supposed to be there

[unreal mica]

abhi cant drive

soooo

[strong monolith]

dude my car at home is so old and worthless that if i look at it wrong itll start freaking out

hitting curbs is not an option

[scarlet matrix]

yes i can!

just only one time

and never again

[unreal mica]

😭😭

[cedar dock]

That'd be great if I still remembered my guess 😭

[scarlet matrix]

sdame way i can fly a plane!

wait nevermind my skin tone doesnt work for that anymore

[unreal mica]

you’ll get an email in a few weeks

[unreal mica]

racist

[scarlet matrix]

ours came out feb 9th iirc

[strong monolith]

good god

[scarlet matrix]

my year

[scarlet matrix]

its to my own kind its acceptable

[misty current]

thats got to be racist

somehow

ah but thats still self depracating not ok

[cedar dock]

Yay, so after housing opens...

[scarlet matrix]

if its unclear i can make it more explicit!

[strong monolith]

didnt you already commit

[unreal mica]

It’ll be before housing opens

[misty current]

wait housing is like wayyyy after this

[cedar dock]

I wouldn't be surprised if I was the first to commit

[misty current]

like they have to know whos going to show up to campus before they open housing right

[cedar dock]

Oh no, housing opens February 3rd!

[unreal mica]

housing app opens in feb

[cedar dock]

Ooh okay thank you!!

[misty current]

ok i didn't know that

hm

[tulip ice]

@misty current started gis finished first prompt for academy

[misty current]

on the grind

i see u

[tulip ice]

I still have so many club apps left

Like I got 4 left

[warped bramble]

ooo sounds fun

lock in

[tulip ice]

Lavalab, btg, makers, gis, rise, maybe 180degrees, icc

[umbral lance]

hey guys

[dense perch]

usc needs official SAT scores, not self reported. should take a little over a week for scores to be received by them if you send now

[tulip ice]

Me

[next peak]

they usually send on wed too

so js wait 2 days or so

[cloud elbow]

:C

:/

😉

😠

[cedar dock]

Around like 92% got deferred

[cloud elbow]

me crying secretly

[cedar dock]

But I believe more are gonna get outright rejected

[cedar dock]

Oh no, you were deferred?

[cloud elbow]

just kidding

LMFAO

got ya

welp

my dad make 2 figures

i am broke

:C

[cloud elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-8213161352792451684

[cedar dock]

Ah darn

[viscid egret]

I sent u a pm

[warped bramble]

You cant add anything.

[umbral lance]

what about act

[dense perch]

not super sure but if they want official score for SAT, i don’t see why they would accept self reported for ACT

[flat shale]

I don't think that's true

Im pretty sure I self reported my sat score

On the portal

And I got in so

[dense perch]

huh, i swear i saw somewhere they need official scores sent

[flat shale]

Only after you get in

[dense perch]

and i had red checkmark until i sent it

[warped bramble]

What if they didnt consider it

[dense perch]

but i applied RD tho

[umbral lance]

same

[civic kernel]

I downloaded my score report and uploaded it to the portal

And that worked

Didn’t have to pay anything 😊

[flat shale]

It had a check next to it

And there's no way I woulda gotten in without my sat my app is rlly not that strong without it 😭😭

[umbral lance]

how do u do this

and like

[dense perch]

from day 1 you got the portal or was it reflected after sometime?

[umbral lance]

act isnt one of the options

[flat shale]

No I had to add it to the portal

There was a section somewhere of the portal

I think

[civic kernel]

I downloaded it at the sat score page on common app

[cedar dock]

You need to do it through the Collegeboard website!

[civic kernel]

I forgot how I uploaded

[flat shale]

Rlly I didn't..

Like I just checked and I def didn't

[umbral lance]

oh do yk how to do it off of act

i just downloaded a pdf of hte page

[civic kernel]

Nvm I checked my email and I actually sent it through college board officially

I’m trippin

Fuck I spent $14 😔

[flat shale]

Well
Q: If I decide to report my SAT/ACT scores, do you require the official test score report? 
A: You can send us your official score report or, in the meantime, upload an unofficial copy of your SAT and/or ACT scores through the USC Applicant Portal.

I did that

[umbral lance]

it says this

[umbral lance]

what webpage was this on

[flat shale]

The faq

[umbral lance]

nvm found it

[civic kernel]

Just send the score dawg

[next peak]

upload unofficial and send official

[umbral lance]

ngl i don't wanna spend 17 on that

imma just uplaod it

[unreal mica]

yall are gonna have to sent official scores eventually

the idea is that yall cant edit scores when they’re sent directly from collegeboard 💀

[warped bramble]

College board has such an excellent business model

I almost envy them

[civic moat]

oh

so perhaps i shouldnt

[umbral lance]

does this mean that you need to send multople scores in order to be suyperscored

[nova hamlet]

Yes

That’s how it works..

Quite literally

[umbral lance]

also

34E, 35M, 36R, 34S

is that fine?

but i got a 35E and 36M on another one but i dont wanna pay for two

for act

[nova hamlet]

Is ts act

[umbral lance]

ya

nvm i looked up and they have a 32 average

im just submitting one

[flat shale]

Or u could just self report 😭

[umbral lance]

act doesnt have any self identifying info other than name

so it wont work

[sinful flax]

In the case of deferral, do we submit a letter of continued interest? I heard somewhere that they don’t want additional application materials but

[cedar dock]

Unfortunately, USC doesn't accept letters of continued interest, but they do let you send in your mid-year report card!

[pastel walrus]

@unreal mica hi! may I ask how usc reviews applications? is it also on a number scale of 1-5 like other private schools, or is there a special system? just curious lol I tried to google the answer but never found a clear one 😭

[unreal mica]

You won’t find an answer. Honestly, we’ve noticed that if we talk about how we review applicants are more likely to try to “game” the system instead of just showing us who they are. I will say everything you see about a holistic review process is 100% true though

[pastel walrus]

ooh okay interesting thank you sm!

[scarlet matrix]

we dont disclose as to prevent backlash for when we admit people like olivia jade

[scarlet matrix]

or this yeah this is the politically correct answer

[cedar dock]

Or a different O.J.?