Stanford University (2024-2025)

[weary surge]

well technically pdt

[worthy lily]

stanford :3 stanford :3 stanford :3 stanford :3 stanford :3 stanford :3 stanford :3

[weary surge]

go trees or smth

[final sigil]

STANFORD IS OUT(it’s not)

[weary surge]

dont even play

[zenith moth]

ur getting touched

[worthy lily]

i'm going to lick you

[zenith moth]

i was thinking of sending a freaky message but i refrained from doing so

[brisk quail]

Let’s be normal friends

[tender plover]

😭

[zenith moth]

this is a2c vro 🥀

[brisk quail]

Ok be somewhat normal!

Digital footprint fam

[zenith moth]

be so fr

[weary surge]

i feel like i alr got curbstomped by the ivies yesterday so bad ill be at peace w my stanford rejection

[cold vector]

I think my teacher used ai to write my rec

[weary surge]

LMAO i think my counselor almost did

[cold vector]

My essays sucked too

[wild fox]

Hi

[cold vector]

Ugh

[weary surge]

i wrote mine the night they were due dw

[tender plover]

You think that’s bad? I’m pretty sure a teacher of mine used chatgpt to make the whole final last semester (the questions made no sense)

[weary surge]

we're all in this together 😭

[cold vector]

Real

[weary surge]

this is insane

[heady agate]

me too 💔

[zenith moth]

oh my internship advisor used chatgpt to review my project proposal

[heady agate]

my music theory teacher's slides are all made w ai I think we are all cooked

[brisk quail]

This is super normal btw my dad is a professor and he uses chatgpt all the time for his questions because they’re all scenario based

[tender plover]

Yeah well, im pretty sure he forgot he had to give a final

[tender plover]

I mean I get it and it does make sense

[brisk quail]

He uses it so much he bought premium

[tender plover]

But like, cmon. It wasn’t even thought or prompted carefully

[brisk quail]

Yeah I mean if students r using it I’m not shocked profs r

[zenith moth]

if i get into stanford i will draw both berkeley and ucla being impaled by a tree

[tender plover]

Tbh, it is the future so I suppose this is our new reality

Especially as it gets better, chatgpt new image gen is wild

[brisk quail]

Yeah…

[zenith moth]

sobbing

[gilded jewel]

My teachers definitely don't use chatgpt but a good chunk of them are pretty lazy

[zenith moth]

i hate it

[worthy lily]

chat how to pass 3 hours

[heady agate]

the new image gen made looking at ghibli art annoying so it sucks

[gilded jewel]

Like
I remember once finding the answers online to a test I had just finished by clicking on the first result ||when you looked up the unit name|| on Google

Didn't even change the questions

[zenith moth]

the official white house account used the ai ghibli style so it immediately sucks

[heady agate]

upvote

[mossy pawn]

hopefully we all got in

rejected ross

[oak dagger]

REAL

did u get rejected too @shut spruce

[unborn haven]

i bet all my luck from other schools got transferred to stanford

[unreal remnant]

i hope it all added up and was sent to stanford cuz im shit out of luck

im still probably not getting in

[old vector]

Stanford pls let me complete hypsm

[urban glen]

i got in

[lethal dawn]

Why do you even care 😭

[urban glen]

manifesting

[lethal dawn]

Real we're getting in 🔥

[mellow shuttle]

o nah

i’m cooked

😭😭😭

[ocean rune]

.

[wind plinth]

I’m not getting in

Oh my god

It’s so over

[hollow sable]

Tin got into all 8 ivies

[mellow shuttle]

can yall save some schools for me damn

😭😭😭

[earnest turret]

PREACH

ITS OK MY BOY STANNY GOT ME TN

[hollow sable]

Yea

Hoping for Stanford

Waitlisted Harvard

[dark owl]

thats so good wtf 😭

[oak dagger]

i'm wearing my stanford hoodie today

[earnest turret]

congrats on yale!

[hollow sable]

Thank you!

[oak dagger]

hoping for good luck

[hollow sable]

Good luck everyone

[earnest turret]

https://tenor.com/view/good-juju-gif-16922911951109702032

[exotic fractal]

yo if u get stanny can you slide over yale 🙏

[bright glen]

Stand proud

You are ford

https://tenor.com/view/ford-endeavour-ford-endeavour-ford-logo-logo-gif-15268115

[hollow sable]

Yea I gotchu

Congrats on Columbia

[exotic fractal]

thanks king

[zenith moth]

st anford

pls

leland stanford

pls

[earnest turret]

proud to call myselff a stanford '29 in 2 hours!

[wind plinth]

https://www.reddit.com/r/ApplyingToCollege/s/SbCZkDfBOf
Hopecore

[cold vector]

this will be me

🙏

pls

[mellow shuttle]

hope hope hope

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-mocking-patrick-gif-21440473

[ocean rune]

me fr

[keen thicket]

Manifest

[mellow shuttle]

2 hours

[quick urchin]

I’m coping so hard rn

[paper crypt]

are we being normal in here

anyway

caltech >>> stanny

[last scroll]

Is everyone Stanford address still there

[mental silo]

i can only hope

[mental silo]

SO TRUE

[paper crypt]

yes bro stop astrogizing

lol

i wish i could get in here

[earnest turret]

what's the first place ur gonna go once u get to campus?

[paper crypt]

i peaked at caltech

[earnest turret]

thats amazing congrats

[paper crypt]

too hot in pasadena

itll burn down bro

[last scroll]

College confidential is making my bp go up

[paper crypt]

bro

get off college confidential

[brisk quail]

Guys

No astrology

[dark owl]

pre sure its patched

so its

yeah

[last scroll]

WAIT FR

Ong ur giving me hope 😭😭😭

[glossy holly]

Is urs not?

[last scroll]

It’s still there

[glossy holly]

Oh yeah mine too

[urban glen]

oh yea bc they removed it from people's rlly weirdly right

[unreal remnant]

? what does that mean

[timid mortar]

Should the apostrophe for ur 29 be before the 2 not after

[unreal remnant]

like my personal address?

im confused

[last scroll]

Yep under permenanr address

[inland python]

Guys is it in 1 hour 50 min

[unreal remnant]

yes

[inland python]

Okay

Cool

[urban glen]

like some people had the address and got rejected, others the address was gone after they opened their letter and got rejected

[wanton dagger]

Like address of campus?

[unique wharf]

my address is still there

that means rejected?

[zenith moth]

praying for a waitlist 🙏

[unique wharf]

nah ur gonna get in trust

[simple haven]

Why on earth would they remove your address if they accepted you

That doesn't make any sense

[zenith moth]

if i get in or get waitlisted i will draw cursed versions of ellie and kelly

[simple haven]

They would have to send you mail

Using your address

[unique wharf]

ur right im dumb

[zenith moth]

someone please get the reference

i sound stupid

[tender plover]

Eh, fuck waiting. Im gonna go get sushi

[zenith moth]

mood

[earnest turret]

why what happened

[worthy lily]

can they just genuinely release the decisions before i go sigma mode

oh me neither LOL

[earnest turret]

dude on god they literall yhave it done already

jUST GIVE IT TO ME

[worthy lily]

i literally wrote them in like a day and i did them entirely for fun

[worthy lily]

pause

[earnest turret]

😭

[modest snow]

how did ivys go

[paper crypt]

bad

[worn surge]

It doesn't work. I was supposed to be deferred according to it 🤷‍♂️

[modest snow]

define bad

[paper crypt]

rejected harvard princeton penn waitlisted columbia dartmouth

[modest snow]

that’s not bad

[shut spruce]

Is this in 30 min or 1 hour 30 min

[paper crypt]

1h30

[shut spruce]

Oh 🍅🍅🍅🍅

[worn surge]

The portal changed

[unreal remnant]

1h30m

[exotic fractal]

its ok queen you got caltech

[urban glen]

st. anford please

[exotic fractal]

i also got like 4 straight rejections

[modest snow]

yea I need an extra 10

[urban glen]

no not until 7pm

[timber tendon]

hey, are you going to disco tech?

[urban glen]

i haven't gotten in YET

[paper crypt]

yes i am

[unreal remnant]

yall all got into ivies and t5s and im stuck here getting WL'd from purdue and WPI

im cooked

[paper crypt]

oh

[dark owl]

me too bro

[modest snow]

soon

[urban glen]

wait what was ur prediction

[modest snow]

admit

[timber tendon]

that sounds great. I won't be able to make it, so please lmk how that goes

[paper crypt]

duk did you apply early to colleges?

[modest snow]

nah

[urban glen]

heck naw but if i do i'll go crazy

[modest snow]

idk why I have senior role

[paper crypt]

Campus is pretty

[worn surge]

This cycle was weird, don't beat yourself up about it. For example, I waas rejected/waitlisted from most of the UCs

[modest snow]

I lowk should have done cmu early

my best friend is going there so

[paper crypt]

Fr

[timber tendon]

yeah it iss. I was able to go in january and did the campus visit!!

[torn ravine]

stanny comes out at 4pm pst right chat

[paper crypt]

yes

[unreal remnant]

ive been rejected all targets and reaches and only into my safeties and i couldnt even get honors at one of em

[torn ravine]

YALL GÓT THIS IN THE BAGGG

[plain owl]

lets hope 😭 🙏

[zenith moth]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-pup-puppy-doggy-baby-gif-5551796

[modest snow]

Stanford or Caltech

[unreal remnant]

if i dont get stanford which is highly likely i plan on going to uofsc and transferring after a year

[haughty wyvern]

praying that all of yall get these words

[worn cargo]

when does it come out

[urban glen]

wait what does the acceptance letter look like

[unreal remnant]

4 pst 7 est

[urban glen]

i want to be delulu

[modest snow]

😭

[haughty wyvern]

*pdt/edt

[worthy lily]

im so fucking hungry dawg

[tacit field]

is there portal astrology lmfao

[worthy lily]

i just want this to be over so i can eat something tasty to celebrate

[unreal remnant]

no

[worn surge]

no

[tacit field]

apparently for cal it went crazy

everyone at my school that had it confirmed got in lol

[worn surge]

!astrology

[rancid phoenix]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 173 times.

[timber tendon]

I think my friends are hungrier than me lol. They've been asking me to take them out for weeks. I'm just waiting for all decisions in case I get anything else b4 taking them out, or else they'll ask me once again 😭

[earnest turret]

stanford, checking in! we're still besties right??

delulu is the solulu 🙏

[worthy lily]

yawnn... boring...

just reject me already

[plain owl]

if i don't get into stanford undergrad there's med school. 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 if not theres residency 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[tough quarry]

Going to my migraine Botox appt! at least when i get rejected i won't have a headache 😙

[red anchor]

!astrology

[rancid phoenix]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 174 times.

[zenith moth]

stanford admits are the definition of cracked

[tender plover]

The method is just be nonchalant

That’s the key trust trust

[zenith moth]

stanford is literally the most nonchalant school imaginablke

[tender plover]

Dread head ahh school

Someone who stans ford idk

[heady agate]

write idgaf in every supplemental and u instant get accepted

[gilded jewel]

I know we can't do a2c astro, but can we do actual astrology (like, literally based on your birth sign astrology)
It would be funny

[floral jasper]

stanford is chalant af

[tender plover]

Write “ts pmo smh”, instant sensation and they will beg for you to commit

[heady agate]

ong

[tender plover]

You right, same as Australia smh

[zenith moth]

LELAND STANFORD

PLEASE

[worn surge]

now that's offensive

I think you mean New Zealand

[keen thicket]

PLEASE

[zenith moth]

new zealand*

[zenith moth]

zeland 💔

[tender plover]

Oh, yeah I think yall are right

It’s all a government psyop

[worn surge]

they don't exist so it doesn't matter

[zenith moth]

fair

[tender plover]

zazaland

[gilded jewel]

Same actually

[worthy lily]

skibidi toilet ahh school just reject me already 💔

[zenith moth]

https://tenor.com/view/zaza-pachulia-menace-russell-westbrook-dirty-play-stare-down-gif-24974976

[heady agate]

all sags get into Stanford on god

[urban glen]

stanford should let me in

[worthy lily]

i also think stanford should let this sigma in

[waxen tartan]

!cooked

[rancid phoenix]

It’s so over…

@waxen tartan is absolutely doomed.
@waxen tartan feels this server is the place to bring it up time and time again.
@waxen tartan is truly A2Cooked.

Used 884 times.

[zenith moth]

67 minutes chat

[tender plover]

Feels like the calm before the storm

Prelude to Operation Desert Storm type shi

[zenith moth]

be fr

[tender plover]

Yea, I suppose that would have been yesterday

[gilded jewel]

Tbh this is less quiet than the ivy threads 30 mins before

[tender plover]

Oh definitely

[gilded jewel]

There will probably be a lot of activity

Hopefully it won't be a bloodbath like harvard and mit

[tender plover]

The A2C reddit yesterday and today still is laced with agony and many major crashouts

[worthy lily]

gotta add umich rd to this now too

we had 0 acceptances in the first 60 votes

[tender plover]

Damn

Suddenly I feel lucky that I applied EA for umich😭

[plain owl]

i cant say anything i had the worst crashout on the subreddit the other day

[woven remnant]

Was it that bad 😭😭

[tender plover]

No judgement from me, it’s justified

[zenith moth]

lowkey stanford is harder to get into than harvard

they're such a mysterious school

[lethal dawn]

None as bad as that one MIT one 💀

[zenith moth]

sometimes i get a culty vibe

[zenith moth]

i never scroll the a2c sub

[worthy lily]

are you fucking serious 💀💀💀💀

[plain owl]

i have like a month streak on the subreddit

[gilded jewel]

It did end up evening out to like 4% iirc

[lethal dawn]

My ass was not the one 💀

[tender plover]

True I suppose

[heady agate]

I definitely saw more Harvard acceptances in celeb station lol

[gilded jewel]

Yeah it was only hilariously bad during the first 15 mins or so iirc
Most people who got accepted took a while to vote

[woven remnant]

HELP

[heady agate]

Columbia was the same it was a 0 for a solid like 40 mins

[gilded jewel]

MIT was still crazy though, I'm pretty sure it was at like 5/15/80

[last scroll]

MIT was bloodbath

[woven remnant]

How were the reddit crashouts I'm employed

[gilded jewel]

Last year it was like 15/15/70

[celest yew]

Did Stanford come out

[gilded jewel]

1 hour

[celest yew]

Oh ok

[gilded jewel]

There was a really horrifyingly bad MIT one, but I think the dude was mentally ill so I feel bad

[zenith moth]

someone send the link

[gilded jewel]

Other than that.. I mean, business as usual for a2c i guess

Though

[zenith moth]

i wanna see the crashout

[gilded jewel]

More people have been getting rejected this year

[heady agate]

Every '25 senior deserves veteran bonuses

[zenith moth]

someone send a crashout post link

please

iw anna entertain myself till i get rejected

[gilded jewel]

nah man

Think it got deleted anyways

Though it was on subredditdrama

[next vine]

is there any portal astro for stanford 💀

[urban glen]

i'm gonna have a huge crashout if i get rejected

[floral jasper]

sentences that could have been composed any year between 2015 to 2025:

[paper crypt]

no

stop talking

[urban glen]

no

[red anchor]

0 acceptances

[gilded jewel]

More like "the past few decades" tbf

[red anchor]

intl interview for stanford

am i cooked

[next vine]

this year was an actual bloodbath holy

[plain owl]

thank god my crashout wasnt posted in this server

[zenith moth]

insane

[paper crypt]

im fried

stanford my last decision.........

[zenith moth]

dawg

u got

[gilded jewel]

Stanford is the app I'm most confident about, but I'm an international student who needs aid
So that "confident" is "I might get waitlisted or something"

[zenith moth]

caltehc

[earnest turret]

guys i fear i feel cooked

[waxen tartan]

I applied to Stanford on a whim and wrote the essays in one day 😭

[heady agate]

I like my Stanford app a lot but Stanford is stanford and I'm on a rejection streak 💔

[zenith moth]

stanford rejected the most cracked kid from my school

it might be over

[last scroll]

😭😭

[woven remnant]

Wait send it

I'm so curious

[gilded jewel]

It's been deleted

But it's on subredditdrama

[woven remnant]

TWIN

[abstract pollen]

Has anyone been able to enter the Stanford applicant portal? For hours I haven’t been able to open it correctly

[woven remnant]

Applied cuz my bestie did

[simple haven]

You could hope for portal astrology or you could just wait literally only 56 minutes to know for sure

[last scroll]

Try link I sent

I got access denied 😭😭😭😭

[heady agate]

holy portal astrology

it's Berkeley all over again

[jaunty plover]

it probably means nothing, dont start 😭

[modest snow]

it. Prob doesn’t work lmao

[rigid elk]

Access denied

[last scroll]

Yes cuz ur admitted

[zenith moth]

i think it only would work once the acceptance letter is opened

[earnest turret]

fuck rejected ig

[bright glen]

So its 4?

[rigid elk]

!astrology

[rancid phoenix]

The stars have not aligned for you today.

Instead of doing portal astrology, why don't you astrologize your chances of going outside?

Used 175 times.

[last scroll]

Nah I asked a Stanford likely

[modest snow]

also even if it does most ppl r going to get access denied so u might not be able to tell

[worthy lily]

🥱 yawnnnnn

[earnest turret]

it works on college confidential too

[next vine]

ye i got this too

[earnest turret]

ihuuugiheariuhllegaruiaerhgilaehrgiulharelgh

[worthy lily]

try registering

[paper crypt]

she means after you try registering

[thin plank]

Lol

[jaunty plover]

oh hi tut

[brisk quail]

Guys

NO PORTAL ASTROLOGY

[waxen tartan]

lol

[paper crypt]

hi

[heady agate]

one hour before decisions is soooo funny actually

[gilded jewel]

There's less than an hour left and Slate/Technolutions tracks what pages you visit, it's better just to wait .w.

[zenith moth]

she portal on my astrology till i stanford

[waxen tartan]

!bgastro

[rancid phoenix]

https://i.imgur.com/uoDQN2D.png

[last scroll]

If ur admitted it works

[trail sonnet]

Btw the astro works, someone ik was able to access it and he hasnt opened decision yet

[zenith moth]

???

[abstract pollen]

Isn’t it at 3pm pacific?

[worthy lily]

i mean if they rescind people over trying to see decisions early idk if that's the kind of school i want to go to anyway LOL

[abstract pollen]

Like pretty much right now

[paper crypt]

no

[heady agate]

no because 3:07 pm Pacific right now

[paper crypt]

4pm pacific

[abstract pollen]

Ohhhhh

[gilded jewel]

Tbf I don't know if they would? But I wouldn't be surprised if they intentionally try to check for that
No matter what though it's a net negative this close to the decision time

[next vine]

portal astro: wish upon a shooting star

[worthy lily]

anyways guys portal astro just stresses people out

the real letter is cooler

[gilded jewel]

^

[worthy lily]

or less cool i guess

[dapper sierra]

nice bait bro

[gilded jewel]

That's what i' mtrying to say yeah

[trail sonnet]

Nah lmap

[heady agate]

Nothing beats digital confetti

[next vine]

hi shrimp !!

[zenith moth]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-the-cap-cap-laugh-video-reaction-youtuber-gif-18293251

[bright glen]

Greetings

[lethal dawn]

Plalts is right lol

Anyway

[heady agate]

You gotta have the gambler mindset

[waxen tartan]

🌲🌲🌲🌲🌲

[zenith moth]

bhielia8yo shrimp

[trail sonnet]

He swept hypsm

Not lying

[earnest turret]

:(((((((

[jaunty plover]

how can he sweep hypsm if he hasnt opened his decision yet

[worn surge]

guys, take a walk or tryhard at a video game for an hour

[zenith moth]

"swept hypsm"

stanford isnt out

[rain stratus]

mentally preparing myself for rejection lol

[worn surge]

it's better than obsessing in a2c discord

[bright glen]

Chopped chin shouldve sweeped hypsm

[waxen tartan]

Swept hypsm is crazy

[rain stratus]

i just want this to be over

[trail sonnet]

Say what u want lmfap

Astro works

This one at least

[zenith moth]

lmfap 🥀

[next vine]

berk wasnt

[trail sonnet]

Berk worked for me

[floral jasper]

> stanford in bio

[trail sonnet]

And all my friends

We all got the account id, all got in

[bright glen]

Berkeley is cringe they shouldve let me in

[trail sonnet]

Evb that didnt got wl/ rej

[jade hearth]

when do decisions come in

[lethal dawn]

Mate has an insane group of friends

[heady agate]

why argue about astro when shit comes in 50 mins

[bleak stirrup]

berk bark

[trail sonnet]

Did u use the campus solutions method

[timber tendon]

What’s account id?

[next vine]

anyways no point in astro 50 min before

lock in

[trail sonnet]

Idk then cuz ~20 ppl ik did the berk astro and it was acc for all of us

[tender plover]

Real

[trail sonnet]

Ps the stanny astro is legit too if u dont wanna believe it fine decisions gonna be out anw

[keen thicket]

What’s even the speculation

[timber tendon]

What’s the astro?

[trail sonnet]

Idrm for me stanny not my #1 anw

[keen thicket]

If u can log in ur in?

[heady agate]

[keen thicket]

Yeah what is it

[tender plover]

^^

[simple haven]

https://tenor.com/view/sports-sportsmanias-cfb-college-football-tailgate-team-gif-26716635

[next vine]

are we deaduzz 💔

[keen thicket]

What’s the Astro

[heady agate]

I thought I was free after berk came out yesterday

[simple haven]

is this a sign...tenor is working on discor...

[tender plover]

48 mins

[worthy lily]

mraow >:3

[heady agate]

The astrology never ends ....

[dark owl]

is it the tree talk thing

[trail sonnet]

Yea

[floral jasper]

all of this portal astro is useless

[heady agate]

meow

meow meow meow

[tender plover]

Im so fucking pissed. I’ve been waiting on my sushi for over half an hour

[dark owl]

Praying it’s fake

[trail sonnet]

Doubt honestly

[heady agate]

what kinda sushi

[simple haven]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[woven remnant]

^^^ like get a jobbb

[trail sonnet]

Its prob real

[floral jasper]

the only real astrology is called You Open Up Your Decision At 4:00PM Pacific And It Says Congratulations

[trail sonnet]

K

[next vine]

portal astro: if youre a gemini or leo or sag or cap or lib youre in!

[tender plover]

Fr😔

[gilded jewel]

NOOOO

I'M A LEO

[dark owl]

NOO ME TOO

[heady agate]

guys new Stanford astrology!!!!! if u see status update and congratulations it might mean an acceptance

[earnest turret]

YES IM A GEMINI

[heady agate]

Not sure tho astro not accurate

[next vine]

i fixed trust

[heady agate]

Can u edit sag in too

[raven bison]

😭

[arctic hornet]

Im Capricorn 💔 (add it pls)

[next vine]

i gotchu

[arctic hornet]

LES GOOOOOO

[heady agate]

YOOOOO portal Astro work this sag going to stanford

[rain stratus]

yay im a capricorn!

[worthy lily]

libra erasure

[trail ruin]

💀

[gilded jewel]

Yay thanks

[next vine]

wdym

[jaunty plover]

justice for libras

[worthy lily]

justice for libras

[jaunty plover]

whens ur bday

[simple haven]

https://tenor.com/view/finance-stock-market-sell-money-gif-12585744

[worthy lily]

october

🗣️

[vocal quarry]

hold up

i see status update

[jaunty plover]

07?

[vocal quarry]

its datede december 13th tho

[worthy lily]

06 😈

[worthy lily]

W bait

[jaunty plover]

NAUR

[gilded jewel]

By the way

[vocal quarry]

does that mean im in guys

[zenith moth]

unc

[trail ruin]

no baiting pls 💀

[dark owl]

hold up Ik you

[zenith moth]

im nov 2007 lo

[gilded jewel]

To anybody here who's already been through the process - does stanford release a few mins early, or is it always on time

[arctic hornet]

you're like 21 now

[worthy lily]

okay bruh

[vocal quarry]

from where😭

[worthy lily]

i did get in there yes

[shut spruce]

wait wtf its not out

[zenith moth]

my classmates like to call me a baby

[raven bison]

It's so easy to believe it when nobody says what it is

[vocal quarry]

wait

wtf we have mutuals

[worn surge]

on time for ea

[raven bison]

good thing it's banned here holy

[shut spruce]

what time is it out?!

[gilded jewel]

I see, ty

[zenith moth]

bait used to be believable

[dark owl]

Dm

[leaden ember]

last decision 🥲

[gilded jewel]

4 PM PDT / 7 PM EDT / 11 PM UTC, or about 43 mins from now

[shut spruce]

fuck

[weary surge]

same

[worthy lily]

FINAL DECISIONNNN 🗣️

[weary surge]

cannot wait to end on a low

[worthy lily]

REJECT ME SO I CAN MAKE MY PEACE

[next vine]

yoooo

[leaden ember]

how do we have a moot

damn

[trail ruin]

old 😭

[cedar kelp]

.

[worn surge]

<t:1743202800:R>

[zenith moth]

FIVE BIG BOOMS FOR LELAND STANFORD JUNIOR UNIVERSITY

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

[weary surge]

are u in the bay

[zenith moth]

BOOM

[leaden ember]

no

[worthy lily]

stop.

[weary surge]

oh ??

[flint girder]

how did bbno$ even find a2c

[weary surge]

idk then

[zenith moth]

cameo

[trail ruin]

ok :3

[worthy lily]

an a2cer asked him to say that

he was at harvard for some reason and someone there asked him to do it for a video

[next vine]

please shoot me before calling me an a2cer 💔

[flint girder]

next we need bruno mars to give a2c 5 big booms

[bleak stirrup]

calling someone an a2cer is a literal slur irl

[worthy lily]

bored out of my mind i might try to solve that diffeq

oh wait it's just a related rates thing nvm

[trail sonnet]

"OH MY GOD IS THAT PAN FROM APPLYING TO COLLEGE? 🙀 🫵 " when we go to yung lean

[bleak stirrup]

keys

[zenith moth]

afohngfohwoigfoijfojweoihuiuwvohcwojiwjiodoijeoijeojiwijwiowijwiowijoweijoweiowijwojeojwvjipqekweoiw

[trail sonnet]

Ok

[bleak stirrup]

🥀

[trail ruin]

go synthesise a cube or smth

[bleak stirrup]

where did bing go 🙀

[trail sonnet]

I need to assert dominance because i was getting flamed for saying the stanny portal astro was kinda legit

[woven remnant]

wow so powerful

[worthy lily]

cubane is already done

[bleak stirrup]

💔

[trail ruin]

dodecahedron then

[worthy lily]

probably too steric

[bleak stirrup]

is bing is literally a higher rank than mit in new york

[worthy lily]

but there's fullerenes

[trail sonnet]

Ya

[simple haven]

I am a lonesome icosahedron

[bleak stirrup]

hi liberals

[trail sonnet]

Pubic ivy 🔥

[worthy lily]

pubic

[trail ruin]

trap an electron in one then

[bleak stirrup]

im about to eat my daily eggs

[trail sonnet]

Are they brown

[zenith moth]

IM BROWN

[bleak stirrup]

yes 😼

[simple haven]

Who cares, you'll know in 37 minutes

[trail sonnet]

Good

[woven remnant]

my favorite kind of bush 🔥🔥🔥👅👅👅👅

[next vine]

do NOT remind me about brown

[zenith moth]

bro reposted

[lean talon]

Where is it

[trail sonnet]

Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown Brown

[next vine]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-defeated-give-up-gif-5507795813322566763

[dapper sierra]

yay

[bleak stirrup]

yay

[worthy lily]

my first time doing portal astro, does this mean i got accepted?

[zenith moth]

stanford please waitlist me

[vocal quarry]

yes

[zenith moth]

a2ca u got into northwestern

[jaunty plover]

yeah you're in!! congrats! go trees!

[lethal dawn]

Yeah I got the same... see you there!

[waxen tartan]

Congrats!!! 🌲🌲🌲🌲

[worthy lily]

wait... this is true... ❤️

[heady agate]

Yeah I think they have a campus job at wendys for u too

[tall vine]

ok pls don’t be a freak!

[next vine]

"ahh" means "(a)w (h)ell yeah youre application was awesome, you def in fos(h)o!)

[trail sonnet]

Pan got censored what the heck

[bleak stirrup]

gee tech

[trail sonnet]

💔

[red anchor]

if i get into stanford i will text my ex

[bleak stirrup]

😭

💔

[red anchor]

chat what do i text

[heady agate]

Imma remb this

[woven remnant]

hope you get in!

[waxen tartan]

Do it

[tall vine]

you’re not texting your ex I guess

[bleak stirrup]

yo can u come back pls

[bright glen]

Will you be my skibidi sigma again

[red anchor]

yes

[woven remnant]

"heyyy" or "imy wyd"

[red anchor]

great

[worn surge]

take me back I miss you so much

[bleak stirrup]

"happy birthday"

[waxen tartan]

“Hi”

[red anchor]

bet

[heady agate]

heyyyyy with a slutty amount of ys

[next vine]

chat is ucsd a decent school or is it lowk cooked

[raven bison]

so sad that I got rejected

[red anchor]

even if i get waitlisted i'll text my ex

[worn surge]

“I got in, you didn’t. L bozo”

[bright glen]

It is phenomenal

[shrewd rivet]

It would be crazy if stanford clutches me up

[woven remnant]

HAH

[tall vine]

I think you just miss your ex

[bright glen]

But this is the stanford megathread

[zenith moth]

its cooked (i want off waitlist)

[red anchor]

by the way the ex in question still watches all of my stories

[heady agate]

any UC is good

[zenith moth]

ucsd sucks dont go there chat

[bleak stirrup]

if i get in i'll text your ex

[tall vine]

the tension ☺️

[red anchor]

bet

[next vine]

oop my bad

[bright glen]

Stand proud

fart

[red anchor]

im so down bad

[night loom]

i dare one of u guys to get in

[next vine]

if im in ill text this guy's ex too

[worthy lily]

okay i can't let a2c influence my life anymore im gonna shower for the first time in 5 months

[red anchor]

he's hot

i cant

[bleak stirrup]

good luck 🥹

[bright glen]

You werent even here for two months

[red anchor]

and rich

[zenith remnant]

If I get rejected I’m getting wasted tonight if I get in I’m getting wasted tonight good luck all

[bleak stirrup]

think abt me

[arctic hornet]

is this what 21 yr old ppl do

[red anchor]

literally me

[arctic hornet]

jk have fun ❤️

[worthy lily]

zawg i was here since august 🥀

[next vine]

sh*wering in 2025 thought we left that in 2024 fr

[zenith moth]

https://tenor.com/view/ashton-hall-ashton-hall-bath-ashton-hall-water-ashton-hall-fitness-instagram-fitness-gif-11415525075944570645

[bright glen]

I mean you went afk for two months

I noticed a considerable decrease in freakiness

[bleak stirrup]

bro is perceptive

detail oriented

and intelligent

[bright glen]

a2c got too peaceful and half the seniors got banned

[waxen tartan]

How close is the nearest In N Out to Stanford?

[bleak stirrup]

the big ban of 25

[bright glen]

Stanford is its own city bro

[urban glen]

guys new astrology! if your portal says you got in at 4pm PDT, you got in!!

[worn surge]

Nobody leaves campus for anything

[heady agate]

Most important criteria when choosing college

[red anchor]

i will sell my soul for stanford

[next vine]

there is no "in" in the "in n out" of stanford

[zenith moth]

a

[red anchor]

and my firstborn

[night loom]

its a bit more normal now

[zenith moth]

stanford finna reject everyone

[bright glen]

Your firstborn will be born without a soul (ginger) so its worthless to the gods

[zenith moth]

dont they take less than 800 kids rd

[bleak stirrup]

they take 801

[zenith moth]

cuz they take everyone in rea

[bright glen]

The second 3/14 hit, the server got freaky again

[waxen tartan]

Everyone I know who got into Stanford got in rea

[zenith moth]

its over

[heady agate]

I'm gonna be 802 trust

[modest quiver]

its joever

ill be 803!!!

[bleak stirrup]

they'll make it 803 just for you

[vital cairn]

I’m probably the worst applicant Stanford has ever seen in their life

[bright glen]

Im rejected raaaaah

[waxen tartan]

Yeah tea

[upper lotus]

rlly close

[simple haven]

I'll be 804

[worn surge]

The Co2029 discord (unofficial) has 200 people

[zenith moth]

stanford please waitlist me

please waitlist my ass

[bright glen]

Stanford please reject me so i can revel in my 16 rejections

[raven bison]

rejected

so sad

[zenith moth]

tbf half of stanford admits dont use discord

they're too crached

[vital cairn]

Guys Stanford is out?

[bright glen]

Its out?

[gilded jewel]

What

[urban glen]

no it's not out yet

[woven remnant]

28 minutes!

[bright glen]

Thought it was four

[gilded jewel]

I'm pretty sure cracked kids use discord way more than average

[worn surge]

Yeah and that’s crazy

[waxen tartan]

Hogwarts or Stanford what would you choose?

[vital cairn]

Community college

[worn surge]

Two friends who I know thay got in only use iMessage

[bright glen]

Hogwarts is a highschool for kids who dont go to college

[worn surge]

No other social media

[raven bison]

portal astro, don't do it, I'm just joking here

[bright glen]

Harry potter was an actual idiot

He knew like five spells max

[zenith moth]

this is the equivalent of gore

[bright glen]

He started spamming crucio and expelliarmus in the end

[worn surge]

Wonder how many applied this year

[waxen tartan]

Yeah

[earnest turret]

damn thats like 3%

right

[heady agate]

if being chronically offline is a trait of the average Stanford admit what the hell is gonna happen to me who wrote Twitter as one of my most important things 🗿

[earnest turret]

itll prolly be slightly easier

dont do it

its devastating

[ocean rune]

oh

[worn surge]

Chronically offline

[ocean rune]

bye 💀

[lavish night]

😦

[heady agate]

yah typo

[ocean rune]

last hope duke

[waxen tartan]

Yeah probably

[heady agate]

we are never free

[worn surge]

Nobody knows

[wicked escarp]

damn alr

[raven bison]

guys am I doomed to a life of mediocrity if I don't get into HYPSM

[zenith moth]

AJOFJWIOFJIWOJPASJFIOJGNBWOGJEWOFJWGWIOFJPQOEDJPOQFJIOHWOEIGH

a

crashout

[zenith moth]

no

[next vine]

dartmouth is known to have the best undergrad experience out of all the ivies

im sure youll be fine

[raven bison]

I'm joking lol I plan on going to med school

[heady agate]

yeah if you don't have a Harvard degree mcdonalds just rips ur resume on the spot

[raven bison]

I have another chance

[worn surge]

HYPSM is stupid imo. Go to a school thay you like and vibe with

[ocean rune]

i dont wanna hear it from dartmouth

[raven bison]

I got time to make a comeback

[ocean rune]

💀

[night loom]

no dartmouths better

[next vine]

anyways dartmouth verbally shot me 53 times so

[waxen tartan]

Dartmouth is better than some hypsm for undergrad 💀

[dapper sierra]

cap

name one

[waxen tartan]

Depends on the subject

[trail sonnet]

Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Nah

[dapper sierra]

such as

[floral jasper]

Underage Drinking

[waxen tartan]

True

[raven bison]

oh yeah I forgot to mention I plan to become an alcoholic in college

I think I'm set guys

[next vine]

how do i major in beating my children

[floral jasper]

animal house was based on dartmouth

[dapper sierra]

as a European I totally recommend

[raven bison]

I thought you said animal farm for a second

[floral jasper]

fake european 🫵 you would have become an alcoholic in primary school already

[zenith remnant]

Fym in college get started now

[next vine]

holy shit i thought they said animal farm until you texted that

[shut spruce]

college confidential forum hella depressing

[dapper sierra]

I went to the pub today after school does that count

[shut spruce]

bro did portal astro and then said he was gonna commit cuz he didn’t get in

[raven bison]

I saw that, lowkey incredibly sad

[urban glen]

that was depressing

[raven bison]

wait the lowkey and incredibly cancel out

[worn surge]

Who tf uses college confidential

[urban glen]

it's never that serious

[floral jasper]

the rich upper east side 16 year olds in gossip girl after having a tough day at school:

[heady agate]

I can't reply to ur dm lol sorry

I also just saw it

[mellow shuttle]

ikr like omg

i feel so bad for them

[earnest turret]

i saw it that page makes me feel depressed

[dapper sierra]

real bro but nothing in America can beat the pub

[simple haven]

There's one portal astrology method that works 100% of the time. Opening your status update

[jade hearth]

yall got into any ivys yet?

[lethal dawn]

Guys it's legit 20 minutes lol

[heady agate]

LET ME OUTTTTT ITS LESS THAN 20 MIN YO DECISIONS 🗿 🗿

[lethal dawn]

Who needs ivies when you have Stanford 🗣️

[simple haven]

Uzbekistanford

[quick urchin]

no

[violet jay]

i wanted east coast ughhhh

[quick urchin]

only applied to 2 though

[next vine]

ucla is basically an ivy

[broken sandal]

What happened?

[next vine]

youre chillin

[heady agate]

the college confidential guy is so sad cus like. earlier up in the thread they said they got into ucla and Berkeley 🗿

[raven bison]

oh yeah sorry I have them turned off for non friends

my bad

[shut spruce]

THIS COLLEGECONFIDEBTIAL GIRL NEEDS TO CHILL

[hollow quail]

@lavish night People like to deny its existence but most of the time it works

[broken sandal]

What’s the astrology for Stanford

[lethal dawn]

Locked in 🔒

See you guys next month fr

[next vine]

gl everyone !!

if you dont get in they're yield protecting

[heady agate]

Oh mein gott just wait the 17 minutes for decisions

[broken crescent]

if theres confetti it means you're in

[ocean rune]

atp every college is yield protecting me

[woven remnant]

Show

[glossy holly]

Bro doesn't need college

[next vine]

if it says "congratulations" you were rejected :(

[bright glen]

Starnfod

[ocean rune]

🔥

[bright glen]

Stonfard

[simple haven]

I got yield protected by Princeton already 🔥

[ocean rune]

lowk dont know why im stressing stanford is not taking me 💀

[quick urchin]

lmao me too

[glossy holly]

Please St. Anford Community College

[gilded jewel]

Does stanford actually have confetti

[heady agate]

right likee why am I stressing

[final sigil]

I got yield protected b all 6 ivies I applied to

[waxen tartan]

Pretty sure

[ocean rune]

at least duke i got an interview so maybe theres a chance 😭 but im lowk j going to my state school

#itsjoever

[lavish night]

what is it

[quick urchin]

I just bombed a test today so it's either a sign the best of my day will be better or worse

[next vine]

(S)tanford (T)anford (A)nford (N)ford (F)ord (O)rd (R)d (D)

[final sigil]

OMG ITS OUT

[ocean rune]

...

[waxen tartan]

…

[final sigil]

No it’s not I’m lying

[ocean rune]

we know

[next vine]

are we deaduzz 💔

[ocean rune]

ban this guy

😭

[zenith remnant]

fr

[ocean rune]

fraudulent

[flint girder]

Manifest

[waxen tartan]

Goated

[copper bobcat]

🌲🌲

[unborn osprey]

@hridaym muted

Reason: decisions baiting
Duration: 1 hour, 59 minutes and 58 seconds

[wheat gate]

fuck around and find out gang

[ocean rune]

W

[next vine]

gosh diddly darn

[wheat gate]

atp only public execution works 💔

[glossy holly]

Ikr like just put the fries in the bag

[next vine]

mcdonald uni's got a 1% acceptance rate theyre not playin

[glossy holly]

Joblessness is the optimal choice

[wheat gate]

anyway good luck to everyone tho fr

if you guys get in pls remember me when you guys go into vc thank yew

[earnest turret]

even mc donalds doesnt awnt be 💔

[next vine]

how does it feel following sheldon's legacy

[zenith moth]

holy shit cc is crashing out

[wheat gate]

i’ll be a corporate slave @ ur company or smth

[glossy holly]

Bessemer Ventures wants me fr

[heady agate]

When are they not lmfao

[stable lagoon]

What time?

[earnest turret]

12 mins

[limpid perch]

hmm

[heady agate]

12 mins

[flint girder]

🕯️

[heady agate]

On Elon musk soul I'm getting that acceptance in 11 mins

If I get rejected I'm doing the world a service

[glossy holly]

On Peter Thiel’s soul I'm getting that confetti

[crystal vapor]

i’m so excited to get rejected

[glossy holly]

On Herbert Hoover’s grave we’re all gonna get it

[ocean rune]

cant wait for them to end my dream ❤️‍🔥

all good things must end

[mellow shuttle]

is anyone not opening it

i’m not

i’ve accepted my fate

[zenith moth]

UC DVAIS

HERE I COEM

I LOVE COWS

[crystal vapor]

like bro just tell me i didn’t get in alr why even wait

[zenith moth]

GO AGGIES

WOOT WOOT

[heady agate]

GO AGGIES

[quick urchin]

I had a dream about getting into stanford a few months ago and I've had prophetic dreams in the past

[woven remnant]

Why 😭

[quick urchin]

so pls be right

[waxen tartan]

Go aggies!

[woven remnant]

You never know

[ocean rune]

prophet core

[quick urchin]

Once i had a dream about getting a 5% chance drop in a game first try and I did that day

so i must be an oracle or prophet

[ocean rune]

💀

damn bro

you the predictor

[heady agate]

my palm reader said I got in trust

[quick urchin]

if I get in I'll drop out to be a psychic

[heady agate]

real

[next vine]

either way if i get in or not im headed to cali

[ocean rune]

if i get in im buying lottery tickets 🤑

[glossy holly]

VRO SAME

[ocean rune]

spending all my tuition money on tickets

[sturdy plaza]

valid

[unique wharf]

forgot my password now would be a good time to reset it lol

[crystal vapor]

8 minutes till rejection

[sturdy plaza]

manifesting a waitlist

[lilac talon]

If i get rejected go aggies🤙

[gilded jewel]

Anyone else here excited to get into Saint Anford Community College??

[glossy holly]

Why be scared of debt when you can win $100m

[heady agate]

Yeah B4 portal starts crashing out

[ocean rune]

theres no ceiling

[heady agate]

Omg so many future aggies here 💥

[ocean rune]

manifest destiny

(i need thsi to be over)

[broken sandal]

It’s so over 😭😭

[ocean rune]

(#tired)

[lilac talon]

🙏🙏 real

[next vine]

you can only lose 100% of your money. you can WIN a GAJILLION PERCENT of your money

[broken sandal]

Someone convince me usc is good bro

[ocean rune]

lowk traumatized by this app cycle

[ocean rune]

man.

[worn surge]

debt be like

[glossy holly]

I really need to start putting those fries in the bag

[raven bison]

If I get rejected I'll just become wildly successful and do so much good for humanity that everywhere will be like "damn why didn't we take him"

[ocean rune]

i know youre nto complalining abt usc

[broken sandal]

Same bro

[lilac talon]

Nope too costy

[bleak mango]

future me: pay me my $20 i alr know i got rejected

[broken sandal]

Yeah that’s why

[next vine]

debt is a suggestion

[oak dagger]

om at donner w myfriends

im shitting myself

[wheat gate]

rite of passage for all college students

[rancid urchin]

fr

[ocean rune]

wish igot a better ending tho 🖊️

😔

[wheat gate]

sometimes it makes for good character building

[ocean rune]

character arc fr

[broken sandal]

Aight Mr caltech

😭😭😭

[sturdy plaza]

3.7% acceptance rate, lower than mit. COOKED

[next vine]

what they gon do if i mysteriously disappear and show up 15 years later with a new name

[heady agate]

I know they say it every year but I genuinely can't believe next year is gonna top this admissions cycle

[wheat gate]

you’ll be fine gangy

[ocean rune]

lowk acceptance rate doesnt even matter atp

[broken sandal]

Yeah extremely cooked

Fried

[next vine]

NO WAY

[ocean rune]

either htey'll take me or they won't 🗣️

[zenith moth]

YEAHHHHHHHHH WELCOME TO THE HERD

[sturdy plaza]

wym

[unique wharf]

WE GOT THIS

[quick urchin]

its ok bro we have ucla

[wheat gate]

live laugh love college

[ocean rune]

oh yeah before it starts going down

[next vine]

this means its a 50% chance

[mossy pawn]

real

[quick urchin]

nah but Berkeley rejected me so this must be a sign about stanford

[sturdy plaza]

youre confusing possibilities with probabilities

[rancid urchin]

ikr

[heady agate]

GRAAAAGH FK BEARS

[zenith moth]

ucla and berkeley rejected me

[ocean rune]

i mean i wont know if im at the 4% mark or the 50% mark 💀 either its a yes or a no

[ocean rune]

nah

[lean talon]

I feel like MIT applicants would be stronger cus theyre not on the common app but id

[sturdy plaza]

sheldon line

[next vine]

youre confusing whimsy with partypooper

[limpid perch]

🤓

[ocean rune]

exactly

[tender eagle]

I hope my interview was awesome!!!

[unique wharf]

last college decision for me

😔

[quick urchin]

50/50

[raven bison]

I didn't even get an interview so I know the result

[broken sandal]

Wait

[ocean rune]

thats true mit is a struggle bus

[unique wharf]

mine was kinda mid

[zenith moth]

5 minutes chat

[quick urchin]

either I get rejected or I don't

[broken sandal]

For real

[ocean rune]

i liked my interview lowk

but like

[heady agate]

I still have 2 korean schools but they are not letting me in

[broken sandal]

50 50

[ocean rune]

its stafnrdo

[next vine]

do they prescreen?

[vapid citrus]

same almost ready to commit 🔥

[sturdy plaza]

stanford aint like that with interviews

[ocean rune]

even a godly interview doesnt get u in

sooooo

yeah its over