Cornell University (2024-2025)

[bronze egret]

Bro I wish I wasn’t sick I would have gone

I fear I was dying

[tame sandal]

i didnt want to go

[balmy juniper]

hows the breakfast

at the dining halls

[tame sandal]

but my friends begged me

[balmy juniper]

the best one

[bronze egret]

LMAO

[tame sandal]

i like appel

[bronze egret]

Idk I don’t eat breakfast

[balmy juniper]

apple?

[tame sandal]

there are fruit smoothie bowls, bacon, sausage

[bronze egret]

Brunch is good tho

[balmy juniper]

i like some granola and yoghurt

[tame sandal]

dumplings

[tame sandal]

thats in every dining hall

so

[balmy juniper]

is risley like

[bronze egret]

I just don’t have time unfortunately

[tame sandal]

no need to worry

[balmy juniper]

the

almond mom

[bronze egret]

You’ll find that anywhere tho

[balmy juniper]

dining hall

[tame sandal]

no

[balmy juniper]

ive heard

the vegan one

[tame sandal]

its the allergen friendly one

i wouldnt call it almond mom

cuz almond mom implies aesthetic and trendy

[balmy juniper]

i see

[tame sandal]

and healthy

[balmy juniper]

which one is that

also

[tame sandal]

what.

[bronze egret]

None rly

[balmy juniper]

is it worth getting like a bicycle

[tame sandal]

we dont have themed dining halls

😭

[tame sandal]

if u like biking up and down hills then eyah

[rugged walrus]

themed is crazy

[tame sandal]

otherwise no

[bronze egret]

Will u do it a lot

[balmy juniper]

how much is a bicycle there

[bronze egret]

And preference over walking

[balmy juniper]

average normal

[tame sandal]

i dont know

google it

on amazon

😭

[balmy juniper]

itll show me indian prices

[tame sandal]

vpn

😎

[balmy juniper]

Bruh

[bronze egret]

Like 100?

[tame sandal]

images dont send

on school wifi

[bronze egret]

100-150ish

[tame sandal]

so i cbfa

[balmy juniper]

thats not bad bruh

[tame sandal]

the ones i immediately saw were $220

[bronze egret]

Yeah they’re not like expensive??

[tame sandal]

to 450

for mountain bikes

[bronze egret]

Target has them for 130

[tame sandal]

if ur biking in ithaca u want a mountain bike

[balmy juniper]

naw 450 too much

is there a walmart there

[tame sandal]

yeah

[bronze egret]

Yeah

[tame sandal]

RILEY

[balmy juniper]

do it got prime and lunchly 😎

[tame sandal]

I GOT STRANDED AT ITHACA COLLEGE

YESTERDAY

LMFAOO

[bronze egret]

LMFAO

[rugged walrus]

how💀😭

[bronze egret]

WHY WERE U THERE

I HAVE BEEF WITH THIS IC GUY

ASKED ME OUT

AND BRO HAS GF

[tame sandal]

bro i was in downtown getting smth from weggies pharmacy

and i hopped the 15

and

it took me to ithaca college

[bronze egret]

LMFAO

[tame sandal]

by the time i noticed we were deep on campus

and my phone had 1%

and it was blizzarding

[bronze egret]

Should have just stayed

[tame sandal]

so i just fucking stood there

[bronze egret]

Fucked it up

[tame sandal]

for 30 minutes

[balmy juniper]

ill buzz my hair if i get in

[bronze egret]

Bruh I’m so jealous

My talking stage is in dc rn

Cornell paying for his little trip

[balmy juniper]

i thought you wanted to buzz too 💀

[tame sandal]

im so jealous of ppl having 0 work

i need to lock in

[bronze egret]

Lmao def not

I have 6 finals

Dying rn

He does too

Idk how he’s chilling in dc rn

[balmy juniper]

isnt 9th dec the last day of classes

[bronze egret]

Yeah

[balmy juniper]

when do the exams end

[bronze egret]

Finals after

21st is last day but depends on person

[balmy juniper]

i see

[rugged walrus]

bro just knew that

[balmy juniper]

💀 dont ask

[rugged walrus]

bros locked in to the cornell schedule

is this advanced manifestation

[balmy juniper]

i hope so

[tame sandal]

i have 2 lab reports, 4 finals, 4 lab projects and a bunch of cold emails

to begin and end

[balmy juniper]

i found this new app on cornells subreddit

something called beartrak

downloaded it too

shti was so cool

then i deleted it

i was like

[bronze egret]

What now

[balmy juniper]

Nah

what am i doing

[tame sandal]

if bro doesnt get in

thats so awk

[balmy juniper]

its some cornell app

[balmy juniper]

i swear

[bronze egret]

I gotta network too bruh

[rugged walrus]

LMAOO

[bronze egret]

2026 recruitment

[rugged walrus]

just silently deleting it

[bronze egret]

Never heard

[rugged walrus]

nah ur getting in tho

[balmy juniper]

lets hope. i get to downlload it again on friday

i forgot how to spell

ncie

if i get in ill make a new reddit account

im done with my current feed being polluted with college

😭

[rugged walrus]

ok u/iwilldieforcornell pack it up

[balmy juniper]

Oh no thats not me

lmfao

[rugged walrus]

thats what they all say

[balmy juniper]

that guy was from vietnam

didnt his account get deleted?

[tame sandal]

yk what im craving rn

a Maze from macs

😭

[balmy juniper]

im literally from india

[tame sandal]

my lunch tmrw

[rugged walrus]

unfortunately

[balmy juniper]

yeah

DUDE

[bronze egret]

I want my bacon grilled cheese

[balmy juniper]

im gonna put a mini fridge in my dorm and putlike random shit in it

[bronze egret]

At 4:30 tmrw 🙏🏻

[balmy juniper]

what happens if your elike

late to class

[tame sandal]

my friends and i r suiting together this yr

so we split the cost of a fridge

[rugged walrus]

bro💀💀

[tame sandal]

it was like $20

[balmy juniper]

if its from like 5 - 6

and

[bronze egret]

Depends on prof

[tame sandal]

5-6 pm?

[balmy juniper]

you reach at 530

[bronze egret]

Some don’t give a fuck

[tame sandal]

why would u miss a 5-6

😭

[bronze egret]

Some won’t let u in

[balmy juniper]

I dont know

[balmy juniper]

i see

[tame sandal]

whats ur major

[balmy juniper]

engineering

[tame sandal]

oh

they dont give any fucks unless its a small discussion or lab

lectures u can skip

usually

[balmy juniper]

i see

do yall use pen and paper for notes

[tame sandal]

ull see when u get here

[balmy juniper]

or like an ipad

[tame sandal]

ipad

[rugged walrus]

thats the spirit

[bronze egret]

Pen and paper then laptop

Everyone diff tho

[tame sandal]

theres no room on the desk for laptop and ipad and paper

so

i gotta pick one

😭

the classroom desks

[bronze egret]

Statler has nice desks

Not the fake ones

[tame sandal]

statler 185

no

[bronze egret]

The ones with charger outlets 🙏🏻

[balmy juniper]

Have yall done study abroad

[bronze egret]

That’s the aud

One room that doesn’t

[tame sandal]

i wanted to but nahh

[balmy juniper]

does it cost the same

as

[bronze egret]

Yeah I got no time

[tame sandal]

all my lectures r in auditoriums

[balmy juniper]

normal cornell

[tame sandal]

i know no other life

[bronze egret]

Engineer

[tame sandal]

no its a bit more

im not an engineer anymore

[balmy juniper]

Bruh

[tame sandal]

im premed cog sci

[bronze egret]

Study abroad also usually u visit other countries too

Adds up

[bronze egret]

Point stands

[balmy juniper]

no like tuition

tuitions usually cheaper in

europe

[tame sandal]

i siad its a bit more

[balmy juniper]

like its barely anything at all

[tame sandal]

no

that number is on top of what u pay

[bronze egret]

Oh they don’t discount it

[balmy juniper]

thats wild

[bronze egret]

Same for any other uni

[balmy juniper]

100k a year

then

like 10k

💀

[tame sandal]

yeah

[balmy juniper]

naw

[bronze egret]

Study abroad is a privilege

[tame sandal]

poor ppl usually dont go abroad im ngl unless u get a grant

i was gonna do KCL but decided against it

[balmy juniper]

i see

[tame sandal]

cuz ECs n shit

[bronze egret]

I would but I wanted to grad early

I’ll do it in law school

[balmy juniper]

where do you wanna go for law school

[bronze egret]

Cornell 3+3

[balmy juniper]

Whats that

[bronze egret]

If not HLS/Duke/uchi/nw

[balmy juniper]

i see

[bronze egret]

3 year undergrad then cornell law

Skip lsat too

[balmy juniper]

i wanna do hbs regardless of where i go 💀

[bronze egret]

Hbs is good

[balmy juniper]

too hopeful

[bronze egret]

Some of my profs went there

[balmy juniper]

ight man

[gray rover]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 18 hours and 18 minutes until the decision date

[digital nymph]

omg wait twin

[tulip cove]

are they just not gonna change the page

until Dec 12

[balmy juniper]

seems like it

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 17 hours and 54 minutes until the decision date

[balmy juniper]

Bruh

[unreal surge]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 17 hours and 38 minutes until the decision date

[unreal surge]

chat

[balmy juniper]

sup

[unreal surge]

how are we doing

i couldn't sleep last night

like woke up at 2am to 4 am

doing nothing

[unreal surge]

u sleeping?

bill gates is related to ezra cornell ?

[unreal surge]

talk about bloodline...

u applied there?

[balmy juniper]

?tf

[unreal surge]

which college did u then if i may ask

[unreal surge]

crazy right

[balmy juniper]

Thats bs

Cornell was the progenitor of generations of leaders in law, academia, business, politics, and the arts. Descendants of this family include Ezra Cornell, the founder of Cornell University, Presidents Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter, photographer Alice Austen, and Bill Gates, among many others.

💀 💀 💀 💀 NAH WTF

[unreal surge]

i meant from colleges like cas, dyson or ...

[unreal surge]

??

[unreal surge]

u knew before?

[balmy juniper]

i infact did not

[unreal surge]

ohh. same cas..cs and phil

[balmy juniper]

they have a dual major?

[tame sandal]

did u choose cs or phil

on ur app

[tame sandal]

u can double or triple major in anything u want within ur college

[unreal surge]

interesting

[tame sandal]

u just can only apply to one

initially

but u can add anything

[balmy juniper]

My mind cant stop thinking that my singular B in a secondary language in freshman year is going to screw me over

[balmy juniper]

interesting

[tame sandal]

i had a B each year

[balmy juniper]

ill prolly do ORIE and some physics shit

[tame sandal]

its not that deep

[balmy juniper]

....

[tame sandal]

in engineering it is very very hard to double major

[balmy juniper]

n....nin..nineteen?

[balmy juniper]

Ueaj

Yeah

understandably

ill try to do ORIE and the dyson business minor

[tame sandal]

only doable ones are cs +

[balmy juniper]

I always loathed cs folks

imagine i become one of those

bruh

[unreal surge]

nahh just cs and wrote about phil in the essays

[unreal surge]

triple major??? are they mortal like us?

[unreal surge]

c'mon man

[tame sandal]

triple is v possible if u have heavily overlapping things or dont mind overloading/summer or winter classes

v possible in cas

[balmy juniper]

Bro most of them dont have a life

[tame sandal]

unsure abt any other college

[unreal surge]

see, i am nice dude 💀💀

[tame sandal]

i debated tripling

[balmy juniper]

all they yap about is their latest python package optimisation ogoogogagag

[tame sandal]

still am but ehh

not that deep

[balmy juniper]

are you doubling

[unreal surge]

hahaha

[tame sandal]

yeah

cognitive science and information science

[balmy juniper]

what do they teach in info sci

is it like cs or what

[tame sandal]

information science

[unreal surge]

what is life ??? is that the new javascript framework?

[tame sandal]

the concentrations are very broad

theres vbehavioral sci, data sci, uiux, more

[balmy juniper]

that must be CAS right

[unreal surge]

ohh. i see

[tame sandal]

u learn how people interact with teh science

or how the information is communicated and interpreted

stuff like that

[tame sandal]

info sci?

its CAS, COE, CALS

lol

hugeass major

[unreal surge]

????

[balmy juniper]

like individually or does it span across the 3

[tame sandal]

wdym?

whats the difference?

like its offered by all 3 colleges, same way CS is offered by CAS and COE

[unreal surge]

i thought u were graphics major 😦

[tame sandal]

that role is just if u ever made an icon for the server

[balmy juniper]

are cornell students linkedin grinders

[balmy juniper]

like cs is offered individually at coe and cas
are you implying that info sci is offered by coe and cas and cals the same

[tame sandal]

but i am concentrating in uiux so

[balmy juniper]

ok

is it easier to get into CALS than COE

[tame sandal]

there are 15k ppl i cannot possibly generalize this
but if ur tryhard enough to apply to an ivy ur tryhard enough to make one

[tame sandal]

well the cs offered by COE an dCAS is identical

u take the same exact courses and major requirements

the only difference is gen eds

[unreal surge]

makes sense

[tame sandal]

i assume info sci is the same since bio sci is also the same

[balmy juniper]

i see

[tame sandal]

if ur instate yeah

[unreal surge]

so u planning on faang or

[balmy juniper]

im intl

[tame sandal]

if ur speaking mathematically, the acceptance rate is higher

[balmy juniper]

shes premed....

[tame sandal]

for cals than coe

but its inflated by instate

[tame sandal]

im premed my guy

i plan on med school

[unreal surge]

hmmm, why are u doing uiux?

just confused

[tame sandal]

cuz i like uiux

i believe in majoring in stuff u enjoy bc 1. ull enjoy ur classes 2. ull enjoy the work more 3. ull actually retain info better

[unreal surge]

c'mon girl
leave some for us nerds and no lifers lol

[tame sandal]

particularly as a premed

i can understand if someone who enjoys english may not want to major in it

if they arent a premed or have another fallback

[unreal surge]

i see

[tame sandal]

idk i rlly enjoy uiux stuff personally

its fun for me

i was never considering a profession in it tho

[balmy juniper]

what do you sAY ABout minoring in stuff that has no overlap with your current classes

[tame sandal]

but ig if premed implodes

[tame sandal]

its good cuz u learn a larger variety of things (wider knowledge spread)

u shouldnt rlly minor in stuff that ur majoring in

[balmy juniper]

i see

[tame sandal]

they also tend to block that

[unreal surge]

seems like a solid planning

[tame sandal]

cuz its stupid if u r a cs major and minor in info sci

like

ur cs coursework alone would fulfill the minor

[unreal surge]

yeah

[tame sandal]

(tbh i say this while pursuing a psych minor while majoring in cog sci)

[unreal surge]

i don't think they also allow

[balmy juniper]

how difficult is it to transfer from coe to cas

[unreal surge]

at policy level

[tame sandal]

wasnt that hard, just maintain 3.5+ gpa

and make sure u take coursework so u can grad on time in CAS which isnt too hard

[balmy juniper]

how difficult is that

[tame sandal]

cuz CAS is super flexible

[balmy juniper]

what was your intended major when you applied originally

[tame sandal]

not hard esp if u limit the amt of intense classes u take

[tame sandal]

biomed eng

but i knew i wanted to transfer before i even made my fall schedule

[balmy juniper]

what even

[tame sandal]

so i just made my whole freshie yr schedule as though i werent an engineer

it was like all premed stuff

[unreal surge]

so u changed your college

[balmy juniper]

i can just take whatever engienering classes i want if i get in right

[tame sandal]

bro who wants to take math, physics, bio, chem, statics, english

in the same semester

[tame sandal]

nah theres prereqs and sequences

that u should follow

or u will drown

[balmy juniper]

like even if my intended is Engg physics can i take classes for ORIE

[tame sandal]

oh

yeah

that yeah

but u cant just enter and take a lvl 3k

that would be dumb

[balmy juniper]

is there someone to help me decide that sequence

[tame sandal]

unless u know u can handle it

cornell engineering has a handbook

[balmy juniper]

like which class to take andwhen

or am i by myself

[tame sandal]

and in the handbook theres an 8 semester map

[unreal surge]

adivsors

[balmy juniper]

ohhh right yes

[tame sandal]

for each major

also advisors

also u can google 8 sem maps or information for almost any major

or just ask me

im kind of obsessed with schedules

😅

[unreal surge]

yay!

[tame sandal]

yeah

u have to wait a year to transfer colleges

[unreal surge]

wasn't the process difficult

[tame sandal]

so i was eng alll of yr 1

nah u just attend an info session, fill out a form, and write an essay

[unreal surge]

i heard u have hard time trying to change

[unreal surge]

that's it?

[tame sandal]

yeah

the biggest things they look at:

• ur gpa/standing (they dont want ppl who r flunking out of their current college and transferring as a cop out)
• ability to grad on time (would be dumb to accept u if u cant; also some majors have a certain list of coursework that has to be taken before affiliation and you have to be able to do that)

[unreal surge]

not copping out lol

[tame sandal]

like my friend transferred CAS to Nolan as a sophomore but got coditionally accepted

and they said take X and Y classes and get above this grade

then we accept u

[unreal surge]

i see

so if u have the bench mark ( i can call that), u will have easier time changing

[tame sandal]

yeah

my advisor was also super helpful lol

[unreal surge]

what about from cas to eng

[tame sandal]

i mean same thing

i was speaking generally about all internal transfer

[unreal surge]

are they teachers or just staff? advisors

[tame sandal]

but obviously CAS to Eng is considered harder bc Eng has stricter requirements

like for Eng u have to take math

asap

and on sequence

same with physics

and cs

[unreal surge]

i see

[tame sandal]

so with all that it can be harder to make sure ur on track

but if ur tracking it early u should be fine

[tame sandal]

there are diff types of advisors

u have faculty advisors (teachers) and advising deans or academic advisors (staff)

[unreal surge]

for one student?

[balmy juniper]

Do a lot of juniors live off campus

[tame sandal]

when u get ur fac advisor depends on which college u attend but ur academic advisor should always be avail/assigned and u can contact any of them

[tame sandal]

yeah cuz its cheaper and easier

[balmy juniper]

wdym easier

[unreal surge]

that is overwhleming number of advises.... i mean a lot of advisors? do i have to meet them like on constant basis or when i need advise?

[tame sandal]

less bullshit with not being able to stay winters

or summers

and u are guaranteed a room

if u do room lottery u may get stuck with a rlly bad dorm

[balmy juniper]

isnt it further away from campus then

[tame sandal]

or separated from ur friends

[tame sandal]

some are

i will say it is usuallly harder to get to class

but some r fine

im off campus next yr

[balmy juniper]

how much is TCAT soph onwards

[tame sandal]

its $200 per year i think

or semester

if u live on south campus, u can get that reimbursed though

[balmy juniper]

is that a lot or is that reasonable

[tame sandal]

no its only 2

😭

its cuz they specialize in diff things

faculty advisors would be for questions involving ur major or ur academic path

academic advisors can help u with administrative stuff

faculty advisors are also usually more personal

[unreal surge]

but i don't have to meet them right

they don't check up on me randomly right?????

[tame sandal]

its $1.50 per ride if u take when it costs
its free after 6pm on weekdays and allday weekends

it depends on ur classes

and ur laziness

personally i think ive broken even

[balmy juniper]

also

[tame sandal]

def not its college

[balmy juniper]

can i choose my netid

[tame sandal]

no one gives a shit

[balmy juniper]

like can i gave

[email protected]

[tame sandal]

no

[balmy juniper]

instead of

[tame sandal]

no

no

no

[balmy juniper]

namesurnamerandomnumbers@cornell

bruh

[tame sandal]

no

its not name surname

its initials

random numbers

[balmy juniper]

first letters yea

yeah

why 😭

[tame sandal]

like abc134

[balmy juniper]

can i decide those numbers

[tame sandal]

no

[balmy juniper]

make them my bday or some shit

[tame sandal]

no

[balmy juniper]

...

okay

[tame sandal]

ur not special.

[balmy juniper]

what does a cornell id card look like

[tame sandal]

bruh

why

[balmy juniper]

This shit looks so cool

[tame sandal]

if i were 40 iq points dumber id photograph my own and post it no lie

yeah it is that

theres a iridescent cornell logo

its like rainbowish

u can kinda see it in that pic

the circle

[balmy juniper]

whats the other card

[tame sandal]

in the middle

[balmy juniper]

yeah

[tame sandal]

name tag, u dont get that

thats just

a random name tag

[balmy juniper]

what izzat for

[balmy juniper]

bruh

[tame sandal]

its a random name tag

fym bruh

make ur own name tag

[balmy juniper]

do we get like a lanyard or sumn

[tame sandal]

😭

some dorms give them out

especially during orientation week

theres a lot of free shit

but u can buy ur own

[balmy juniper]

oH ABOUT ORIENTATION WEEK i had a question

[tame sandal]

there are good ones that u can literally just slot ur id into

[balmy juniper]

can my parents stay on campus??

like by paying

ofcourse

for that week

[tame sandal]

if ur an engineer or bio major, u are required to register for a 1 credit class ur freshman fall that is basically an advising seminar meets once a week

its annoying but its to help u

[tame sandal]

no, students live on campus

u can have max one guest living with u in ur dorm

[balmy juniper]

ohh

i see

[tame sandal]

they can buy a statler hotel room

if they rlly want to be as close as possible

but theyre expensive and sell out super fast

everything sells out super fast arnd high traffic times

[balmy juniper]

theyd wanna stay for a couple days

ntohing more

[tame sandal]

good for them

[balmy juniper]

just to see around campus

[tame sandal]

bro is counting his ducklings

[balmy juniper]

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

too hopeful

ill stop dreaming now

snap back to reality

[tame sandal]

i like answering questions but i feel like this is going to make everything worse if u get rejected or deferred

[unreal surge]

i tried to that for the past 10 min

and i didn't like being delulu free

i wanna dream with whole heart

and get crashed and feel something

[unreal surge]

once a week? getting advised ?????

oh wait if i'm an engineer or bio major

not for cas people

then i am good

[tame sandal]

yeah

bio is in cas

tho

lol

but yeah

[tame sandal]

when i took it as an engineer, it was like a randomized time slot mine was 9am fridays

lame asf u can only miss 2 the whole semester

but they brought coffee and bagesl

so

its ok

it was just transitional college stuff

its supposed to be helpful,

dont bite them for trying to help

[unreal surge]

so basically u started the day getting advised????

[tame sandal]

its like

they have a topic to cover

whether its adjusting to the college grading scheme

or just introducing a program

its not just u sit down and talk abt ur future for an hour

its a lecture

more so

idk abt the bio one

probably similar

[tame sandal]

whats ur major again?

cs and phil?

why not cog sci :(

[unreal surge]

i feel special! u have good chat memory lol

[unreal surge]

it feels like very science-y yk

[tame sandal]

ah cs and phil is more theory ic

[unreal surge]

yeah

and cog sci feels difficult

or needs memory better than gold fish right

[tame sandal]

i feel like its common sense personally

[cold vine]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 16 hours and 35 minutes until the decision date

[tame sandal]

and like every class i take teaches the same shit lol

cog sci is basically psych

[unreal surge]

neuros are common sense???

[tame sandal]

but it also encompasses levels of philosophy, comp sci, and linguistics and music

[tame sandal]

no the psych shit

we dont have to take neuroanatomy

or neurobiology

as cog sci

u can just take psych classes

and philo

and some comp sci

[unreal surge]

ohh ic

[tame sandal]

like computational psychology

[unreal surge]

so u don't get into the biology of the brain in detail?

[tame sandal]

i like psych bc i like that i can hear a concept and think abt myself and realize that its true for me and then i can understand it

well u can

if u want to

but u dont have to

[unreal surge]

can you access the cornell neuroscience lab or smth like tha

as undergrad

[unreal surge]

ohh. that is reassuring

[tame sandal]

what is that

😭

just cold email for research

not that deep

[unreal surge]

hahah, yk just tryhard applicant lol

[tame sandal]

i got research my freshie fall

which is considered tryhard

its rlly not that deep

[unreal surge]

hmmm

how was the research u did on cog sci

[unreal surge]

i heard they love real tryhards

[tame sandal]

who is they

[unreal surge]

the profs

[tame sandal]

well i like it but there are a shitload of diff labs

no clue probably

[unreal surge]

the talk is: as freshie when u get involved u have more time to stick around

[tame sandal]

yeah

[unreal surge]

ic

[tame sandal]

honestly i wish i went more out of my comfort zone with the labs i chose

i have 2 rn and neither is rlly my thing

i might try to cold email more

but idk maybe i should chill

i just wish i was doing more neurobio stuff

[unreal surge]

not the classical overachiever lol

[tame sandal]

both my labs are psych and one is bird psych like what

[unreal surge]

bird psych???

girl please tell me about it

[tame sandal]

social sensory stuff with zebra finches

cuz they pair bond well

form rlly strong bonds

[unreal surge]

lol yeah and may be more time with bf

[tame sandal]

so its easy to test like lack of stimuli, lack of contact etc and see how it effects mating

[tame sandal]

huh

[unreal surge]

sorry for crossing

my bad was joking

[tame sandal]

💀

[unreal surge]

mating in birds?

[tame sandal]

not the sex

like

the pair bonding

the formation of the bond

and strength of relationship

😭 why u kinky

[unreal surge]

lol

[unreal surge]

not at all

i mean i was thinking about the practicality of the study

i mean the tracking of the birds and stuff

[tame sandal]

we record it

with audio and or video

[unreal surge]

wow

that is cool

[unreal surge]

i wanna know if friendzoning is a thing

[tame sandal]

in birds??

💀

[unreal surge]

yeah

[tame sandal]

i mean probably

but idk if they have a concept of friends

either the female just doesnt respond cuz shes icked

or she likes him fine

[unreal surge]

so there is ick? dayum

[tame sandal]

well yeah if ur a dude and ur mating call is fugly

who is gonna like u

[unreal surge]

cold world

very cold world i wanna study the mental health crisis of dude birds

chat

there anyone there?

[tame sandal]

its 3am for most ppl

so

[unreal surge]

oh ic

[tame sandal]

im watching my show

only weird men trying to rizz me ask me questions like that

im ngl

[unreal surge]

which question

[tame sandal]

this.

[unreal surge]

but ... on my defence... i thought it was night there too...and yk so bed time

[tame sandal]

it is

its 3am here.

im j saying the question made me feel weird

i wasnt accusing u of anything

pls move out of the dms

😭

pls

that is making it worse

i wasnt saying u were rizzing me

omfg

j stop

[gray rover]

LMFAO

what the hell

[unreal surge]

there is someone else in the room shttttttttt

im cooked

everyone i appologize

i admit i was trying to rizz @tame sandal

[gray rover]

💀 💀 💀

[unreal surge]

ikr

[unreal surge]

be my wing pleasseeee

[gray rover]

im good bro 😭

[unreal surge]

c'mon broooo

i will return the favour

the silence is so loud

you guys are boring

so you guys agree?

[tame sandal]

💀 i agree ur odd

let us sleep bruh

[unreal surge]

is that what i get for rizzing you?

[tame sandal]

what the fuck

[unreal surge]

i am heart broken

[quaint sand]

i thought i came to the wrong place just then

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 15 hours and 25 minutes until the decision date

[unreal surge]

lol

i am just trying to be compelling werido

for the love of the community

we all can't be batman yk

we need Jokers

[balmy juniper]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 15 hours and 17 minutes until the decision date

[balmy juniper]

!brown

[pliant thorn]

Brown University ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734120000:F> in your local time
4 days, 11 hours and 17 minutes until the decision date

[balmy juniper]

!penn

!harvard

!yale

[pliant thorn]

Yale SCEA Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734472800:F> in your local time
8 days, 13 hours and 17 minutes until the decision date

[balmy juniper]

!dartmouth

!columbia

[pliant thorn]

Columbia ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734566400:F> in your local time
9 days, 15 hours and 17 minutes until the decision date

[balmy juniper]

which one did i forget is that all

[unreal surge]

!harvard

[tame sandal]

dartmouth, upenn, harvard

princeton

[grave grotto]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 15 hours and 9 minutes until the decision date

[balmy juniper]

!princeton

[balmy juniper]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 13 hours and 57 minutes until the decision date

[unreal surge]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 13 hours and 49 minutes until the decision date

[velvet shard]

Yallll did anyone receive an idoc request

[worldly oar]

no, did you?

[velvet shard]

Nope, my friend was worried thinking it has a correlation between it and admission

Tho im pretty sure it doesnt

[unreal surge]

nothing here too!

[unreal surge]

chat

i started learning new language

[cold vine]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 13 hours and 5 minutes until the decision date

[cold vine]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 12 hours and 59 minutes until the decision date

[velvet shard]

!duke

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 12 hours and 19 minutes until the decision date

[inland thunder]

Stop the spam

I will disable the command if we cannot handle it

[inland thunder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727850377403170819/1315672887411343391/caption.gif?ex=6758435c&is=6756f1dc&hm=4db86cacc2051ad4b41d080d51385299c135f769aba68e968bc900cda8dd96d1&

[fast knot]

!cornell

[pliant thorn]

Cornell ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734048000:F> in your local time
3 days, 10 hours and 24 minutes until the decision date

[fast knot]

omg

[inland thunder]

So it’s getting disabled I see

[unreal surge]

nahhh, please

[inland thunder]

You can use in #🤖-bot-commands

[unreal surge]

just to check

!cornell

[unreal surge]

😢😢😢😢

[inland thunder]

No one said good morning 🙁

[unreal surge]

it is so afternoon here

but good morning

[inland thunder]

Well in Cornell time it’s morning

[unreal surge]

not fair ong

we should see who is more anxious you know

and collectively become more anxious

it is bonding experience for the community 💀

fear bonds us

[unreal surge]

good morning then

!cornell

[inland thunder]

Bro just go in #🤖-bot-commands

Do I need to boot you

[unreal surge]

men used to go to war now i being scared of being removed lol

[unreal surge]

please don't

[inland thunder]

Men used to go to war bc they used to know how to follow directions

[unreal surge]

or should i write about that as morden day oppression

[cold vine]

!cornell

[unreal surge]

there is some oppression here

[unreal surge]

lol

[inland thunder]

Did you know I was born on the anniversary of George Orwell’s classic novel Nineteen Eighty-Four’s publication in the United States

[unreal surge]

i've adhd 👉👈

[unreal surge]

really?

[inland thunder]

Yeah and my initial due date was the day it was first published elsewhere

IIRC

Ik the first is true I just don’t know if I have my due date right

[velvet shard]

Smh right after the warning

[unreal surge]

woowww

[unreal surge]

ikr they said yolo

testing the authority

[velvet shard]

Yeah 😭

[unreal surge]

how many times did u read it?

[unreal surge]

the mass is being punished for the few

[velvet shard]

Dictatorship

[unreal surge]

we have to fight this

right

freedom is never free

@inland thunder please

going into #🤖-bot-commands is a lot of work

classic move

"ignore them"

!cornell

[uncut sundial]

wait why make a new one each year instead of having one dedicated server that is used repeatedly?

a fuck ton

this was me lol

But I still got in because I good fit with the unique opportunities at Cornell

[daring whale]

yoo @uncut sundial whats ur major?

[cold vine]

!cornell

[daring whale]

she disabled the command lol

[merry flower]

How do you know Emory is postponed and not coming out on the 11th?

[tulip cove]

dang we got the email confirming the date

[worldly oar]

finally, yeah

[balmy juniper]

deadass

[rugged walrus]

they announced we up

[balmy juniper]

SHIII

[tulip cove]

it’s not like surprising or anything but

[balmy juniper]

AAAA

This feels way more serioys now

[rugged walrus]

shits getting real

[balmy juniper]

DID THE portal get updated

[bronze egret]

U got it guys

[balmy juniper]

DUDE

I have atleast

8 people

ive promised coffee

if i get in

[bronze egret]

Why 😭

[balmy juniper]

@bronze egret best place to get coffee at in cornell

[balmy juniper]

they helped me out and shit

[bronze egret]

Novicks for places on north

Good chai too

[balmy juniper]

ok

Nah

Not chai

[bronze egret]

Chai is yum

[balmy juniper]

Its probably shit compared to the real stuff

cant lie

[bronze egret]

But Olin libe cafe on central if you’re there

[bronze egret]

Nah

Good boba in ctown too

[balmy juniper]

How far is that from north

[bronze egret]

Olin or the boba

[balmy juniper]

Boba

[bronze egret]

Like 20/25 min walk

There r 3 diff boba places in ctown

All v close together

[balmy juniper]

oh not bad

LETS HOPE I GET TO TRY IT

[tulip cove]

why they still not updating portal bruh

they fr doing it when decisions are out?

[balmy juniper]

how does it matter

[tulip cove]

it dont matter

[balmy juniper]

Prolly

[tulip cove]

but like

i wanna see it

yk

[balmy juniper]

no i do not

all i wanna see is a

congratulations

what college did youapply to

[tulip cove]

originally dyson but i applied CALs

[balmy juniper]

thankgod

one less person to compete with

[tulip cove]

are you doing eng

[balmy juniper]

Yes

Someone told me ed ar last year was 18 - 25%

gave me way too much hope

[fast knot]

I applied to Dyson

[tulip cove]

yeah its like 25% for eng ed

[tulip cove]

but its inflated so

even for ed dyson is 5% 💀

[balmy juniper]

still

25% inflated

deflated will be like

15%

still pretty high

[balmy juniper]

thats wild

[fast knot]

5% is crazy

[balmy juniper]

CAS and AEM are the most competitve right

[fast knot]

last year was about 4%

[balmy juniper]

intl overall ar is 3.2%

💀

[tulip cove]

is it not 2%

oh thats overall

[fast knot]

I mean, it doesn't really mean 4% because not all the applicants are super qualified

[tulip cove]

i meann

[fast knot]

also ED applicants might have a slightly higher chance getting in

[balmy juniper]

thats just cope

[fast knot]

I know most of them have pretty good stats

[tulip cove]

😂

[balmy juniper]

im relying on my full pay status and essays

[tulip cove]

im reling

[balmy juniper]

scores and stats get you only so far

[tulip cove]

on them remembering my name

[fast knot]

I think Essays and Resume are very important especially for Dyson

[tulip cove]

oh did yall submit a resume

[balmy juniper]

i didnt submit a resume lmfao

it was pointless

[tulip cove]

yeah i didnt

[balmy juniper]

regurgitate the same shit i said

[fast knot]

it's not

[balmy juniper]

whats the point

[tulip cove]

unless you have a lot of other stuff to say

[fast knot]

common app only has 10 lists

I added like 10 more in the resume, also elaborating some of my ECs

[balmy juniper]

a resume is supposed to be 1 page

[fast knot]

2 pages

[balmy juniper]

Nah

[fast knot]

1 page is for like work bro

[balmy juniper]

It is best expected for it ot be 1

[fast knot]

2 pages is fine for college admission

[tulip cove]

its not that deep

submitted or not

[balmy juniper]

I didnt have more ecs anyway

like 2 more

not worth an extra doc

[fast knot]

I mean I focused more on elaborating them

[balmy juniper]

i put them in my addnl info

[fast knot]

1 page, 2 pages.... doesn't really matter

[balmy juniper]

@tulip cove what did you put in your adndl info

[fast knot]

it's really a matter of how you emphasized your ECs and elaborated them

[tulip cove]

just my research activity like abstract

[fast knot]

how did yall write the business essay?

[tulip cove]

and just a bit of details for other activities

[fast knot]

those who applied to Dyson

[balmy juniper]

aight yeah same

[fast knot]

I also submitted my research paper in the portal

the optional supplemental material section

[balmy juniper]

my paper will get published in february lmfao

[fast knot]

when did you start working on it?

[tulip cove]

smh i pubslihed in IEEE already

[balmy juniper]

last year

[balmy juniper]

Thats wild

My ecs are decently shiny

nothing special

[fast knot]

did you work on it by your own or participated in any competitions

[balmy juniper]

I know. my recommendations are pure gold

[balmy juniper]

myself

with a mentor

[tulip cove]

i got an emeritus professor emailin them w their cornell email to recommend me

[fast knot]

I won the award for my research but it's not published anywhere

[tulip cove]

idk how ethical that is

[balmy juniper]

You are stacked bro

Like genuinely

Did you work with this emeritus professor

by any chance

[tulip cove]

he just visited my house like for a few years

to work w my dad or smth

didnt do any work tho

[balmy juniper]

Tf did he recommend you for then

[fast knot]

rich kid