#Columbia University (2024-2025)

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clear swallow
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Theres no way he curves down a raw D

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that would be diabolical

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*she mb

sleek ginkgo
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i need a 29%

clear swallow
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okay then ur chilling

sleek ginkgo
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i doubt it

clear swallow
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like u got p1 right right

sleek ginkgo
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i don't know

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i didn't do tan i did polar

clear swallow
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1/(pi(1+y^2))

sleek ginkgo
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it was a cauchy distrib

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i didn't get that

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💀

clear swallow
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oh

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u got 2 right?

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c = 10/3

sleek ginkgo
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yeah probably

clear swallow
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okay bam

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Thats 25%

sleek ginkgo
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he's giving partial cred

clear swallow
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u got 4 part (a) right?

sleek ginkgo
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i don't recall what i put but i think i had the idea there

clear swallow
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f(sqrt(y))/(2sqrt(y))

sleek ginkgo
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no

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yeah i'm kinda fucked

clear swallow
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nah u get partial

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u def will pass

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dont stress about passing

sleek ginkgo
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i mean i had the idea for all of the questions

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like

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the idea was there

clear swallow
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what was the idea

sleek ginkgo
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the entire framework

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i knew what i had to do

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i just didn't do it right

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chose polar instead of tan for the first one

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i think later on i might have gotten a bit right of it

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the second one i'm not even sure if my c was right but the entire way i went about solving it was correct

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the third one i knew the gamma functions

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i set it up i just didn't think i solved right

clear swallow
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wait gamma takes care of t=x+y

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but what abt uh

sleek ginkgo
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and the fourth one i was conceptualizing it and wrote a lot down about ideas

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of the series

clear swallow
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u=x/(x+y)

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u have to jacobian for the joint density right

sleek ginkgo
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i don't recall

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what i did for that

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i think i did some fuckass proof

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where i showed that if you use a transform on a specific variable

clear swallow
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lowkey for this exam i just spanned the jacobian and coordinate transformations

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*spammed

sleek ginkgo
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there's still an extra dependence

sleek ginkgo
clear swallow
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the goal was to prove independence right

sleek ginkgo
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and not even in depth

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yeah

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i took marginal density

clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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you have to take the pdfs and prove they don't factor into the joint

clear swallow
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i have to do the same thing for my physics research so lowkey it helped

clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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i'm not in that field of physics 😭

sleek ginkgo
clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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that's why i just proved there was an additional variable

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you can't factor them out

clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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so they can't be joint

clear swallow
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the joint is f(u,t)=te^-t no

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and the conditional is f(u|t)=1

sleek ginkgo
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i literally had no clue how to do that transform i cannot lie

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i never fully figured out the transforms bit

clear swallow
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yea she was lowk evil for showing jacobian on the last day

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i got so tilted from the last homework problem

sleek ginkgo
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and then said basically that's the entire exam but didn't put in on anywhere other than like 1 hw problem

clear swallow
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yea and the exam review

sleek ginkgo
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or any hard transforms on the exam review

clear swallow
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lowk im glad there was nothing to do with like

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more coordinate transformations

sleek ginkgo
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like oh here's how to do polar here's how to do triangles

clear swallow
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cuz i dont understand half of that shit yet

sleek ginkgo
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like bruh

clear swallow
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the simplex one and the S=X+Y one

sleek ginkgo
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i used s

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for x+y

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instead of a t transform

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so i had some se^-s as my joint density

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j think

clear swallow
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yea

clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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yep

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i think that's what i got

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i'm not sure

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i like crashed out so hard

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after the exam

clear swallow
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so then f(u|t)=1

sleek ginkgo
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i don't remember shit anymore

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i don't want to remember shit unless i fail

clear swallow
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This was sketch but i claimed that therefore f(u) is constant

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Cuz like then f(u) = sum of all f(t)*1 = 1

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so then the two multiply ye

clear swallow
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I think i have just one left

sleek ginkgo
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it's already being shifted 5 points down

IMG_0500.png
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she said an A- would be an 85 i think

clear swallow
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Wait for prob theory?

sleek ginkgo
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yeah

clear swallow
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Oh shit

sleek ginkgo
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that was IF

clear swallow
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wdym by IF

sleek ginkgo
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we did well on the final and the avg was around an 80

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so it might be curved further

clear swallow
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oh dear lord

clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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everyone i talked to

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one person on sidechat

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6 outside

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the exam room

clear swallow
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holy shit

sleek ginkgo
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more people came out saying they couldn't answer most things

clear swallow
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okay maybe my perspective was just skewed

sleek ginkgo
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i think so bruh

clear swallow
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cuz the people i study with alr know this stuff

sleek ginkgo
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i don't think most people were focused on learning the jacobian

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so already a D is a 55

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but i don't know how much further it'll go down

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or maybe the test will get curved up

clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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yeah

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i think so!

clear swallow
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its more like the theory of probability and less application based

sleek ginkgo
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but it didn't fit in my schedule

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it's during physics

clear swallow
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i wanna take it but i need to take modern analysis apparently

sleek ginkgo
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you can take it with hon b

clear swallow
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and i dont have time for that next sem

sleek ginkgo
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hon b subs for analysis I

clear swallow
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oh shit fr?

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wo cao

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okay bet

sleek ginkgo
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usually they say analysis I or hon b

clear swallow
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Yea cuz i wanna learn more abt measure theory and also like martingales and shit

sleek ginkgo
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that's why i can technically take a lot of higher math but i dropped the math major

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lmao

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sigh

clear swallow
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I lowk might drop the cs major

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I hate coding

sleek ginkgo
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real

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i'm picking up the cs minor

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though

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because like

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i think at this point i need some job relevancy

clear swallow
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If I dont do cs tho idrk what I’m gonna do

sleek ginkgo
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this school is so fucked

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one class can kill you for grad school

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one bad prof

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can end your higher ed career

clear swallow
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cuz at that point its like either academia, finance, or bust

clear swallow
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if u make it thru u lowk tuff as shit

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both mentally and like intellectually

sleek ginkgo
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right

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stress culture is so bad

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did you know it isn't as bad as us at any other ivy

clear swallow
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maybe pton

sleek ginkgo
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my columbia therapist told me

clear swallow
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thats abt it

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harvard is lowk just cutthroat

sleek ginkgo
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my columbia therapist is cracked she was vp at morgan stanley

clear swallow
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why cant we have ridiculous grade inflation 😩

sleek ginkgo
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right

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agree

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harvard and yale like the average grade is an A

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columbia you have to fight for a B+

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apparently columbia's grade inflation makes it hard to get less than a C but that's about it

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which isn't even true imo

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i know a ton of people who've failed

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usually chem and math

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physics is good about putting a good faith buffer in intro

clear swallow
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yea at like harvard and whatever if u show up u can usually get a B

sleek ginkgo
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i should've gone to a school with ridiculous grade inflation sigh

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not ridiculous profs

clear swallow
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I always wonder what would happen if i stayed at purdue or went to ucla

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if i went to ucla lowk idk if id get more or less play

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acc lowk less

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by most beauty standards im a mid asian male

sleek ginkgo
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i mean i feel like nyc has high standards too

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dude like half our population here is models

clear swallow
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At least the gender ratio is better for me

sleek ginkgo
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at columbia

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why does everyone here model

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it's crazy

clear swallow
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u right

sleek ginkgo
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everyone here tall as shit

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and hot or rich or both

clear swallow
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i think im decently tall

sleek ginkgo
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and sometimes smart af too

clear swallow
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i am neither hot or rich or smart tho

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one day i will become 2 of the three

sleek ginkgo
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are you into men or women

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oh

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barnard

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is where you find them

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they're called the barnard baddies

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there are

clear swallow
sleek ginkgo
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but they're usually busy models

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lmfao

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man i'm so tired

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boutta get hot pot

clear swallow
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whered u rea

sleek ginkgo
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wait should i just go in person to 108 hot pot

clear swallow
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Oh shit i remember reaing stanford

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I was deferred

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U got this

sleek ginkgo
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did you know if you online order 108 hot pot you get a $5 gift card

clear swallow
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columbia

sleek ginkgo
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we are both at columbia

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lmao

clear swallow
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my college admissions run was lowk diabolical

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i had like zero rejections besides harvard and pron

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*pton

sleek ginkgo
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bro i got into 2 schools total

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💀

clear swallow
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i was waitlisted everywhere

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that was the problem

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💀

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so i told only half the story

sleek ginkgo
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lmfao

clear swallow
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like literally everywhere

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name like any school in the t20

sleek ginkgo
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sigh i only got wl cornell and then didn't submit my wl letter

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but of the 13 schools i applied to i only got into 2

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and one was a guaranteed safety

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the other one just happened to be columbia

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well i was test optional rd

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which sounds insane

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that i got in columbia test optional rd

clear swallow
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yea the schools i got into were columbia ucla purdue

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my application was lowk ass tho

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apply the chill guy meme to what my application was a year ago and you get an understanding of how bad it was

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The good things i had going for me were awards and ecs

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but my essays were not focused at all

sleek ginkgo
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i feel like chatgpt could've written my essays better

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than i did

clear swallow
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i wrote about random shit i found cool or cool shit i did in my life which was not the meta

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apparently every ao wants some sort of theme now

sleek ginkgo
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rly?

clear swallow
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at least when i got my handwritten letter it sounded like it

sleek ginkgo
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dude i was dei like its so bad

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i got a bunch of emails and letters from the rural recruitment committee after i got in

clear swallow
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like if i just wrote about my research i think i wouldve been a lot less stressed

sleek ginkgo
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i felt like shit

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they could've held it off a little longer

onyx chasm
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I want a roar-ee plush

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ITS SO CUTE

proud fulcrum
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im tweaking

plucky kernel
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how we feeling chat

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5h 21 min

proud fulcrum
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dying

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its ok

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its ok

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ive been repeating its ok

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since yesterday

plucky kernel
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we all are 🗣️

sleek frost
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5 hours

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who else SCREAMED

frozen ridge
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5 hours

frozen ridge
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also everyhting is gone now from the portal

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no more faqs lol

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ready to get deferred

sleek frost
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screamed in fear and agony

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me applying to the school that causes extreme distress and anguish

frozen ridge
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oh yeah

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i didn't scream i sighed a relief filled sigh not knowing december would be horror month

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i had conflicting dreams last night about columbia

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one dream i woke up with an acceptance and the next i woke up with deferral

smoky flax
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Hello guys im going to lurk in here for results don’t mind me

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But GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALLLLLL

frozen ridge
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im not going to get in but thanks!!!!!!!!!!

smoky flax
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No u will 🙏

proud fulcrum
frozen ridge
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im not even close to the level of the people in here no matter how rural i am

proud fulcrum
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its ok

smoky flax
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If they even think about rejecting you i will go smack them

proud fulcrum
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even if we dont get in

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its ok

smoky flax
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(I live in a whole ahh different state nowhere near NY)

proud fulcrum
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im ok

frozen ridge
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agreed

proud fulcrum
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im OKAY

frozen ridge
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i think it's whatever yk

proud fulcrum
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yea

frozen ridge
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they already decided this

proud fulcrum
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whatever

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they dont want me

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i dont want them

frozen ridge
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only thing we can do is put our head down and wait

proud fulcrum
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we r good

proud fulcrum
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only option for us

frozen ridge
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i think im realistically going to get deferred

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if not that rejected then

smoky flax
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My mom wants me to apply RD but idk if i want to 💀

frozen ridge
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lol rd is even more bloodbath-y

proud fulcrum
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im going to get rejected

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its ok tho

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ive been brainwashing myself

frozen ridge
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we need to embrace rejection and deference and that's okay

proud fulcrum
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yepp

smoky flax
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REJECTION IS REDRIECTION 🔥

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I cant spell

willow estuary
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my withdraw button and faq disappeared

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did this happen to anyone else

proud fulcrum
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yep

late nimbus
proud fulcrum
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thats normal

mild fable
proud fulcrum
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!columbia

late nimbus
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Columbia will come out <t:1734566400:R>!

mild fable
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!columbia

late nimbus
round creek
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i'm 100% sure im getting deferred

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but still excited

round creek
winter island
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good luck lads

proud fulcrum
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I'm actually sick to my stomach

frail coral
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same

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wishing the best for u

onyx chasm
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aaaaa

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To think one of our packets might be there is crazy

proud fulcrum
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Wait they mail it?

onyx chasm
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only acceptances I believe

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Like the acceptance package

spark summit
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perchance bro @forest snow

proud fulcrum
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Oh

onyx chasm
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char is in 100%

spark summit
# onyx chasm

why does bro look like cpax at first glance 😭🙏

onyx chasm
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LMFOAJFH

frozen ridge
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My admit officer 😭

IMG_3515.png
proud fulcrum
hollow basalt
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i’m dying

frozen ridge
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Me too

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I’ve accepted my rejection/deferral

hollow basalt
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same

proud fulcrum
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I haven't and that's the issue

spark summit
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it’s wahtever

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comes out today

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just roll with tha punches if u dont get in

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take a bit to recuperate and then get back to smashing skulls

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🗣️

proud fulcrum
rare ruin
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i just want to get it over with 😔

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like idc anymore bruh i alr know imma get rejected or deferred

spark summit
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that’s what u Think.

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not you

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everyone else here will get in

rare ruin
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my hands have been sweaty the whole day and i keep shaking bro

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tweaking literally

spark summit
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what r u studying again bro

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char

proud fulcrum
spark summit
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ok just go to yale

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🦦

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u have been sentenced to four years at new haven

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bang the gavel

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and then u do a jd there

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u have been sentenced to 6-7 years in new haven

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godspeed bro

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bro coming out with tha freaky tongue

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keep bro away from the children

hollow basalt
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same

spark summit
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🙏🙏🙏🙏

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it’s ok

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if u guys get rejected from columbia

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that’s a win

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u dont have to take university writing

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😭🙏

hollow basalt
spark summit
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ur fucked that course is apparently annoying af

hollow basalt
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im tweaking out

spark summit
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never met anybody who liked it

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ok but the thing is

proud fulcrum
spark summit
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u come to brown and there’s always at least a few ppl that like every course

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ye

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EVERYONE takes it

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gl lil bro

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it’s the weird version of the initial one

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the other one is mustbewoah

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this one is mustbeweird

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perchance

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the neutral-looking one, in general, is called woahweird

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the normal, excited one is just woah

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U FUCKING SPELL IT LIKE THAT?

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DEATH

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NAH

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REJECTION WITH EXTRA DISHONORS

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they’re gonna send u a special video

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that opens up the same way

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as the acceptance one

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and then it’s going to be like

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‘yeah this is where u wont be stepping foot in. ever. we will shoot u if u even breathe on our campus bro.’

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atp kinda based ye

past quartz
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oh?

spark summit
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tf

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nvm

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fuck ucockago

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imagine these mfs actually wait until like

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june 2025 to release results

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slowass bastards

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maybe advertise to less people to get ur results out faster

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bastards with cringeass admissions system

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fuck uchicago admissions btw

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loserass behavior

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i will never understand why uchicago in particular feels the need to do all that

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oh brown never sent me a letter

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☹️

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they misclicked on me

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and then never fixed it

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oh no just like

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during the app cycle

vivid orbit
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im tweaking out so hard

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2 finals tmr and i haven't studied

spark summit
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i got only dartmouth letters

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💀

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they straight rejected my ass tho so like

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racistahh uni

proud fulcrum
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Same

vivid orbit
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if i get rejected there is no justice in this world

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if i get deferred there is also no justice in this world

sleek frost
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if they defer me that might be heaven

vivid orbit
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therefore to maintain justice they have to accept me 😎

proud fulcrum
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If I don't get in I will be entering my villain arc

spark summit
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if they reject me

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oh

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wait it already happened

proud fulcrum
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Your rejection starting a abg drought

spark summit
sleek frost
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if they reject me i’m sending floods upon nyc

spark summit
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curse of ra

sleek frost
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on everybody’s SOUL columbia university will be ground into a fine powder instantaneously

spark summit
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on everyone’s soul but mine

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ahh claim

sleek frost
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Type shit 💯

spark summit
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shit 💯

vivid orbit
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on yo mama's soul but not mine if i get rejected im going to crash out

sleek frost
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Thank you

spark summit
sleek frost
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on jake gyllenhaals soul if i get rejected columbia university will become but a blip in everyone’s memory

spark summit
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shit

sleek frost
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shit

spark summit
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shit type shit

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GOOOOOOOD

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AUTOREJECT

sleek frost
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waiiiittt

frozen ridge
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This is portal astrology 101

spark summit
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bro i took a fat shit before brown ed and got deferred

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big?

vivid orbit
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chat what the fuck did i just read

spark summit
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this isnt portal astrology bro

frozen ridge
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Get off dc and go take a shower

spark summit
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this is toilet astrology

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this shit is the poop portal

sleek frost
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i’m weak

spark summit
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the poop portal astrology

proud fulcrum
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C = Columbia

spark summit
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the ceramic chair astrology

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the excrement evacuator astrology

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the

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the feces ferry astrology

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i hit that shit.

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literal

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shitting rn btw

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🫡

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no not rly

karmic lake
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Columbia University

spark summit
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i even shit during finals

spark summit
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goooooooooooooooooood

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feel like we did not interact like this irl

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LOL

karmic lake
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is this oblock

spark summit
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close bro this is actually naperville, illinois

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but ppl will claim they live next to oblock anyway so

karmic lake
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those who columbia:

spark summit
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yo motherfucker im a born and raised napervillian

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well until i was 12 at least

karmic lake
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  1. Iowa state 2. Columbia
spark summit
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nah im gonna whip ur ass

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best suburb

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by far

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name one suburb better than naperville

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in ANYWHERE

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wromg

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mb

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i was there for the cicadas

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that shit was nasty

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would actually shudder and tweak when one was too close

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no bro

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i was on a walk once

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and i stepped over a cicada corpse

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sunce like

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they’re everywhere

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so it’s not uncommon

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but then it fucking buzzed

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and i was like

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK

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and fucking mario jumped

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LOL

proud fulcrum
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3 hours

spark summit
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i’ve never screamed and jumped like that before

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there were kids in the neighborhood park too

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i lost so much fuckin aura

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NOOOOOOOOO

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stepped in dogshit the other day too

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:(

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got a C and a B

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life not good lately

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time to jork it to forget

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big strats

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no i cant

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too late

onyx chasm
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🥰

spark summit
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the deadline wa-

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☹️

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bro got fuckin assaulted by a bird

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tf

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TRUE.

onyx chasm
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LMFAOO

spark summit
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I AM NOW A LITERARY ARTS MAJOR

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THEY ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH MY GAME

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MEMOIRS

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ESSAYS

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IM HIM

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THE LEBRON JAMES OF CREATIVE NONFICTION

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true.

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Divulge.

clear lance
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!columbia

onyx chasm
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bro it js said 14 days left like ytd

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Now 2 hrs

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LMAOOO im not ready

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idk if I wanna open my decision right on the clock

frozen ridge
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I’m scared I’ll see status update and then unable to click it

clear lance
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ill open it for you

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send me ur login

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(ill withdraw ur app)

frozen ridge
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you can’t

past quartz
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XD

frozen ridge
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The button is gone

clear lance
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Decisions are already out

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its just waiting till 7

onyx chasm
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and they already sent out the packages

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😭😭😭

past quartz
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asdfghjk

onyx chasm
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there’s so many ed intls this year

frozen ridge
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It’s true

onyx chasm
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I think I’ve met more intls than domestic 😭

frozen ridge
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What if I don’t open it and then just open my mailbox in two days

tacit sun
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rip the band-aid

frozen ridge
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I have this sinking feeling I’m not getting in

onyx chasm
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same!

past quartz
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same;-;

onyx chasm
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I have to finish my rd supplements asap

frozen ridge
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Me too I have JHU on backbitten

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Back burner

past quartz
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working on my rds while waiting for columbia😭

clear lance
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im sure you all got in

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no cappa

onyx chasm
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this is the only Ivy I want, idec if it weren’t an Ivy it’s just the school for me 😔

clear lance
#

im dropping out next week

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i bombed my final its over for me

past quartz
frozen ridge
#

Yin can I take your seat

clear lance
#

yes

past quartz
#

any canadians here🥺

rare ruin
#

I’m tweaking tf out

vivid orbit
rare ruin
#

im gonna dye my hair to cope

vivid orbit
#

ive been tweaking out for the past 3 hours

proud fulcrum
vivid orbit
#

i cant concentrate on studying for finals

proud fulcrum
#

They got a disadvantage unfortunately 😭

plucky kernel
vivid orbit
#

this is longest 7 hours of my life i swear to god

proud fulcrum
#

I haven't started RD

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I won't be starting til I get rejected/deferred

plucky kernel
proud fulcrum
#

Cause like what if I get in and don't have to do it

plucky kernel
#

I actually cannot believe that's it's our turn now after 4 years of hs

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clear lance
#

I miss hs

proud fulcrum
clear lance
#

I graduated 2 years ago

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well almost 2

plucky kernel
clear lance
#

going to my spring semester of sophomore year now

clear lance
#

😂

rare ruin
#

only slight reassurance i have is that my counselor said that it was just me in my grade who Eded 😥😥😥😥 this makes it worse im gonna crash out

plucky kernel
clear lance
#

2/3 went okay

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that last one idk i blanked out

plucky kernel
clear lance
rare ruin
#

HOPING

clear lance
#

I might uncover it because I think I did good on the final

plucky kernel
rare ruin
#

best of luck to everyone i hope everyone gets in

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😛

plucky kernel
clear lance
#

if its not gonna help its gonna stay as p/f

clear lance
plucky kernel
#

do your p/f classes get excluded from your gpa calculation

clear lance
#

yes

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they give you up until the next semester to uncover it

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after that it stays covered

vague pilot
#

Guys I’m genuinely so nervous

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I have this strange feeling I’ve had before but I’m not sure if I’m predicting an acceptance or rejection

bright cosmos
#

schrodinger's decision

frozen ridge
#

I have a raging nosebleed

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From stress

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It’s actually soaking the paper

rare ruin
vague pilot
#

Im running on 2 hours of sleep but my anxiety is making me not sleepy

frail coral
bright cosmos
#

I'll mail it across the continent just let me in

onyx chasm
proud fulcrum
#

yes

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dying

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im dying

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i need to accept my rejection

vague pilot
#

I think I was the only one in my country that applied too

clear lance
#

where are you from

rare ruin
frozen ridge
#

Two more hours breathe

plucky kernel
frozen ridge
#

Yes

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It stopped thirty minutes later

plucky kernel
#

nasal cautery

frozen ridge
#

I have a deviated septum but my mom refused to get it fixed

vague pilot
#

random ahh country

south thunder
#

good luck to you guys❤️

onyx chasm
#

!columbia

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!columbia

plucky kernel
plucky kernel
frozen ridge
#

Sorry it requires a surgery lol

clear lance
#

ur getting in

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trust

plucky kernel
plucky kernel
clear lance
#

yes

earnest shale
#

goooooooooooood luckkk

plucky kernel
stuck bridge
#

Have any other dual degree people heard back yet? I got my acceptance on thursday

proud fulcrum
loud furnace
#

I hope it is, seems unfair for it not to be

plucky kernel
proud fulcrum
#

2 hours what the fawk

onyx chasm
#

If it were intl I would not stand a chance

proud fulcrum
onyx chasm
#

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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don’t bring me to tears

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when I just did my makeup so nice

frozen ridge
#

No makeup

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Just sleep exhaustion

proud fulcrum
#

Don't prove I'm right...

onyx chasm
#

the way I acc did my makeup for the video just in case

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I am not gonna look ran over in any case

winter island
#

!columbia

#

2 hours

quick sentinel
#

2 more hours for all my columbia ed besties out there!!

hollow basalt
#

i’m so cooked bro

plucky kernel
#

the prortal changed again

proud fulcrum
#

I’m tweaking

plucky kernel
hollow basalt
#

hopes r mid rn

proud fulcrum
#

Same

crystal nimbus
#

good luck y'all

proud fulcrum
#

I’m very sure of deferral

vivid orbit
proud fulcrum
#

It looks the same to me

upper magnet
#

good luck columbia people 🥳🥳

plucky kernel
proud fulcrum
#

Bruh

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LMAO my dumbass

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Full name

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It's ok no one saw that

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Let’s hope

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Last thing you need is to get doxxed

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If you saw that no you didn't

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I already forgot de

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Dw

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Too many worries in my head as it is

frozen ridge
#

I said that earlier

earnest shale
#

yes

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😈

#

im here to prey on columbia applicants

proud fulcrum
#

Bruh

earnest shale
#

goooooooooooood luck guys

onyx chasm
#

it was a nice journey yall

proud fulcrum
#

True

onyx chasm
#

loved meeting all of u

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ur all amazing

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and have crazy potential in life 🩵

vague pilot
#

Are there any stats out?

proud fulcrum
#

True anyone in this server would thrive anywhere

earnest shale
#

go lions

vague pilot
#

or is that usually after

frozen ridge
#

After

earnest shale
#

damn theres so much columbia applicants

proud fulcrum
earnest shale
#

honestly not really

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i wasn't even sure if they had a mascort

proud fulcrum
#

Maybe its a sign I shouldn’t go lol

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I’m fake

frozen ridge
#

GO LIONSSSS 🦁

earnest shale
#

go bears

vague pilot
#

Im genuinely unsure why how or when I decided that columbia was my top choice

earnest shale
#

because columbia kids are kind and clever

elfin wraith
#

Wait columbia mascot is bears

earnest shale
#

no

elfin wraith
#

I did not know that

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I thought they were lions

#

Oh

earnest shale
#

theyre lions

elfin wraith
#

They are lions

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😭

clear lance
#

sleep it off

earnest shale
#

cornell is bears i think 😈

elfin wraith
#

So is brown

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And probably 500 other schools

earnest shale
#

bears is overplayed

vague pilot
#

I thought Brown’s mascot was the letter B

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💀

earnest shale
#

bear hunting season

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GOOD LUCK CHAR

onyx chasm
#

GOODLUCK

#

🩵🩵🦁🎉

#

I BELIEVE IN ALL OF YOU AND WE WILL ALL END UP WHERE WE ARE MEANT TO BE!!

#

here, wherever, we will thrive

mild fable
vivid orbit
mild fable
#

Obviously though we all want to get in, not all of us will but we’re definitely all going to end up at a good school, hopefully!

hollow basalt
#

good luck guys we’re gonna all end up somewhere great for college columbia or not

clear swallow
#

Wait is it 6 pm or 7 pm

#

I set my alarm to 5:30 pm so i could wake up in time

plucky kernel
#

7

clear swallow
#

K

plucky kernel
vague pilot
#

Good Luck guys! I hope we all get in. Nonetheless, I am 100% sure all of us will end up at a good school

spiral basalt
plucky kernel
earnest shale
#

51st state

spiral basalt
#

look at the view from my back yard!

plucky kernel
#

bro goes to school on a polar bear's back

spiral basalt
plucky kernel
spiral basalt
#

usually there’s mountains in the back

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but you can’t see em

plucky kernel
#

ok it's a real place nvm

spiral basalt
frozen ridge
#

Your backyard is fucking huge

spiral basalt
#

i’m on a walk rn it’s kinda my backyard kot really 😭😭

earnest shale
#

an entire country in your backyard??

frozen ridge
#

One hour 17

vague pilot
#

nahh no way

earnest shale
#

me tooo!!!!

vague pilot
#

why does time go so fast

earnest shale
spiral basalt
#

yall got itttt

earnest shale
vague pilot
#

It’s one hour before the decision and I’m still dreading my ranking 😭😭

proud fulcrum
#

i just want to

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get over

#

it

vivid orbit
proud fulcrum
#

Goodluck to evryone !

vague pilot
#

well good luck everyone

#

Do we get the view decision button or do we know right after signing in

past quartz
clear swallow
#

i all nightered and slept at 1:30 pm

#

now i have physics at 9am tmrw

past quartz
spiral basalt
past quartz
#

ohh

#

torontonian here

#

snow is basically extinct 💀

plucky kernel
#

if you dont have snow

vivid orbit
plucky kernel
#

I'm telling you guys canada is a psyop

vivid orbit
#

or should i say avg night in the life of bill

cinder hollow
#

What time does it come out?

#

Good luck you guys!

past quartz
plucky kernel
kind nacelle
#

guys only one hour, r u nervous?

plucky kernel
past quartz
#

XD

plucky kernel
rare ruin
kind nacelle
hollow basalt
#

i’m tweakinggggg

#

65 mins

plucky kernel
proud fulcrum
#

1 hour stop it rigjt nowwwww

past quartz
#

AHHHHHH

earnest shale
#

remember guys nyu has an ed 2

proud fulcrum
#

I can't bring myself to do anything else rn

proud fulcrum
plucky kernel
spare summit
#

hallo

plucky kernel
spare summit
#

good lucks :D

earnest shale
#

purdue?

hollow basalt
plucky kernel
#

dw

hollow basalt
#

hopefully 🙏

clear swallow
#

why cant it just come out now bruh

hollow basalt
#

columbia is my happy place

#

id be on top of the world

#

but let’s see in 55 minutes i guess

plucky kernel
hollow basalt
#

they sent all the mail

#

i have an ap stat test tmrw

clear swallow
plucky kernel
sleek frost
#

i feel very scared

earnest shale
#

54 minutes

sleek frost
#

i'm hoping for good results for everyone

#

praying for at least a deferral

hollow basalt
#

i just want an acceptance

#

a rejection would break me a deferral would make me sad

earnest shale
#

a deferral is hell

clear swallow
#

if you guys want to cope afterwards u can play virtual online poker with me

#

gambling takes off the edge

earnest shale
#

is there real money

clear swallow
#

Yes

earnest shale
#

sick

clear swallow
#

Most of its like

#

Underground tho

proud fulcrum
clear swallow
#

Cuz ur not allowed to play for money legally

#

People do it a lot anyways tho

hollow basalt
#

51 mins

#

time lowk flying

#

it was 54 a min ago

clear swallow
#

I’ve spectated “high stakes” games where the buy in’s $1000

hollow basalt
#

(i’m losing it)

clear swallow
#

Technically in a casino thats low stakes

#

But like

earnest shale
#

if you're going to columbia engineering just remember cornell's is better 💔

clear swallow
#

Thats high stakes for me

proud fulcrum
clear swallow
#

It’s 5/10 blinds

proud fulcrum
#

Cornell's in ithaca

#

Cornell is the rd plan though

earnest shale
proud fulcrum
#

If I don't get in

clear swallow
earnest shale
#

class of 29

clear swallow
#

oh nvm

proud fulcrum
earnest shale
#

and im not going anywhere near new york for the next 4 years unfortunately 😔

clear swallow
#

okay i was gonna slander cornell but i wont when theyre still full of hopes and dreams

earnest shale
#

its fine im not going to cornell

spare summit
clear swallow
#

where are u going then

#

tf

earnest shale
#

wellesley

proud fulcrum
#

Praying all the good engineering people did ED to Cornell duke jhu northwestern etc

earnest shale
clear swallow
#

i was in boston like 2.5 weeks ago

#

boston is like clean and not so tall nyc

earnest shale
#

I'll have my schedule all cleared out for you ❤️

clear swallow
#

its actually concerning

#

like wheres the homeless man yelling at me

#

it feels too safe

#

oh like SF SF is a not the best place

earnest shale
livid spruce
#

gl yall

clear swallow
#

the bay area is nice if you overlook cost of living tho

earnest shale
#

yes come to boston monkeylick

fair stratus
#

is columbia dropping today

livid spruce
fair stratus
#

!columbia

wary oreBOT
#
Columbia ED Decision Date

The decision date is <t:1734566400:F> in your local time
46 minutes and 14 seconds until the decision date

clear swallow
#

hills and a homeless problem and a high cost of living

fair stratus
#

o

earnest shale
#

yes

fair stratus
#

gl gang

plucky kernel
clear swallow
earnest shale
proud fulcrum
#

Prayer circle

fair stratus
livid spruce
#

46minutes to yall acceptance

#

thats crazy

clear swallow
livid spruce
#

😍

earnest shale
#

45 minutes

clear swallow
#

hope you get into cal too

fair stratus
#

ty

#

cs final in 4 hours and i am NOT ready troll

clear swallow
#

✨get ready with me for my cs final! ✨

fair stratus
#

except its just me bedrotting and screaming into the void

clear swallow
#

the first thing i do is get out of bed and wash my face with this cleanser i got from the talk tuah podcast

#

then i eat my lunchly and sip on my prime to fuel myself for the exam

livid spruce
#

CONGRATULATIONS

#

WELCOME TO COLUMBIA

#

😍

#

yall after 42 minutes be like:

hollow basalt
#

i just bit my tongue stress eating

#

this may be a sign

sleek frost
#

my heart rate is getting progressively higher

hollow basalt
#

increasing by 5 bpm a min i might die

#

fr oml

sleek frost
#

but nonetheless we must persevere

#

one must imagine sisyphus happy type shit

clear swallow
#

You’ll be fine

proud fulcrum
clear swallow
#

Life goes on

sleek frost
#

YEEESSSSSS

clear swallow
#

Life is painful irregardless

versed finch
#

you also still have all of RDs to cook and get into a good college

proud fulcrum
#

I don't wanna have to do RDs ughhhh

#

I haven't started any

hollow basalt
#

same 😭

#

i’ve only finished nyu for ed 2 in case i get screwed tn

sleek frost
crisp orchid
#

Hi fam

granite iron
#

I'm gonna open my letter, get rejected, and then take a walk outside.

quick sentinel
crisp orchid
proud fulcrum
sleek frost
#

i am once again asking the deferral rate for ed

granite iron
#

95%

quick sentinel
proud fulcrum
fair stratus
granite iron
#

Me too honestly + Commonapp rewrite

proud fulcrum
#

I did 12 for EA/ED

#

In like a week

crisp orchid
fair stratus
#

final in 3.5 hours i need to dip 🙏

proud fulcrum
#

So I'm its possible

#

Ik*

granite iron
#

Guys my essay will sink my app

quick sentinel
proud fulcrum
#

The deadline is the motivation

#

🥰

quick sentinel
#

thats real

proud fulcrum
#

I hope I don't have to do more though

#

My stomachhhhh

granite iron
#

ED rate for Columbia?

vague pilot
#

12%

#

someone said it was 14% this year tho

granite iron
#

Shit

vague pilot
#

hopefully they’re right

#

If I get deferred or rejected I’ll just ed2 northeastern to get all of this anxiety over with