Brown University (2024-2025)

[humble sundial]

hey

vibes are what you make fi it

[frank shoal]

yeah, if theres ppl out there who can have fun in cambridge

you can have fun everywhere!

[humble sundial]

Okay yk what

Clearly i’m not welcome here

and will be headed to the harvard chat

[frank shoal]

: (

[orchid elm]

brown

[winged escarp]

cant spell brown without bron

[dreamy lichen]

No no no

Come back

[frank shoal]

what a wordsmith

[humble sundial]

brown is just so much more wholesome

[dreamy lichen]

This is not the Brown way

[humble sundial]

people are happier there it’s true

[dreamy lichen]

I apologize for flaming your university

[frank shoal]

its time to sing kumbaya and apologize

[frank shoal]

on the other hand all your uncles and aunts will know harvard

you win some you lose some

is there people in america who dont know harvard?

[dreamy lichen]

A few of them

[meager marlin]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
2 minutes and 18 seconds until the decision date

[frank shoal]

@balmy haven did you find any potential roomies yet

i feel like that would take time tho

[jovial totem]

!ivyday

[balmy haven]

it depends on what happens 2 minutes from now actually

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
1 minute and 39 seconds until the decision date

[worldly thicket]

AHHHH

[frank shoal]

oh yeah

[worldly thicket]

gl guys i alr know im getting rejected

[frank shoal]

love the new pfp btw

its so rad

[velvet geyser]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
1 minute and 9 seconds until the decision date

[dreamy lichen]

COUNTDOWN

60

[balmy haven]

I don’t know how to feel about it but everything else in my recent camera roll is traumatizing

[dreamy lichen]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
55 seconds until the decision date

[dreamy lichen]

55

[velvet geyser]

holy

[noble plaza]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
48 seconds until the decision date

[velvet geyser]

fuck

[frank shoal]

damn

ugh the suspenseeee

[dreamy lichen]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
31 seconds until the decision date

[frank shoal]

im gonna leave for a sec

[dreamy lichen]

30

[humble sundial]

good luck everyone

[frank shoal]

27

[humble sundial]

Brown is amazing

[stable pebble]

I GOT IN

[frank shoal]

ok bro

ok

[dreamy lichen]

!ivyday

[viral sierra]

Ivy Day Decision Date

Decisions are out <t:1743116400> in your local time
5 seconds until the decision date

[frank shoal]

lets be deaduzz here

[frank shoal]

can i answer this for fun?

ill say waitlisted

[stable pebble]

i am

[dreamy lichen]

DID YOU GET IN?

[frank shoal]

ITS OITTTTTT

[frank shoal]

FR????

[dreamy lichen]

YOU DID IT???

[winged escarp]

@everyone brown is out!! reply to the poll :)

[stable pebble]

LMAO

i'm a current student

[dreamy lichen]

bruh

[frank shoal]

bruh

[stable pebble]

good luck everyone

[frank shoal]

i hate you highkey

[dreamy lichen]

what year are you

[stable pebble]

soph

[balmy haven]

Cornell website broke

[cyan abyss]

SEE YOU GUYS ON THE OTHER SIDE

[dreamy lichen]

oh wtf

[balmy haven]

How’s it going over here

[stable pebble]

oh mah god

[dreamy lichen]

i’m a sophomore

[winged escarp]

poll is for rd

[stable pebble]

karsten??

like

[frank shoal]

bro who got in

[stable pebble]

phil640 karsten??

[frank shoal]

bruh

[dreamy lichen]

bro. Do I know you

[humble sundial]

go go go go!!

[dreamy lichen]

wait let me guess

[karmic cobalt]

who got in

[dreamy lichen]

don’t tell me your name

[stable pebble]

me

[frank shoal]

memememe

[balmy haven]

LMFAOOO

[karmic cobalt]

WW

[karmic cobalt]

WW

[lunar sphinx]

waitlisted lmao

[frank shoal]

thanks bro

[stable pebble]

we're friends and have a bunch of mutual

[balmy haven]

So dl the ivies actually accept anybody

[karmic cobalt]

what program did you apply to if you dont mind me asking

[karmic cobalt]

what program did you apply to if you dont mind me asking

[dreamy lichen]

It’s okay Brown sucks anyways

I hate it here fr

[lunar sphinx]

I got into dartmouth anyways we chill

[frank shoal]

i got in ed bro

: (

[worldly thicket]

REJECTEDDE

[frank shoal]

damn this is upsetting no one : (

[dreamy lichen]

There you go that’s pretty much Brown too

[formal pulsar]

good luck everyone

[frank shoal]

bro

theres no way wtf is this 😭

lemme check cornell no way

ugh cornell had like 10 ppl

[karmic cobalt]

wait when you do ed you dont select a program/major?

[frank shoal]

i did

i chose public health

[karmic cobalt]

oh cool

im trying to get into plme

[dapper oasis]

what r we looking at

[karmic cobalt]

im a sophmore rn

[dreamy lichen]

Lower standards

[balmy haven]

Ok so circling back maybe roommate

!!

[dreamy lichen]

Let me connect you with some of my friends

[frank shoal]

no one bruh

[frank shoal]

LMFAO

[dreamy lichen]

I know half the program
Unfortunately

[stable pebble]

did you figure out yet

[frank shoal]

i dindt apply to plme and i highkey regret it now

i thought i was so cool before

[balmy haven]

😭

[frank shoal]

not applying

[balmy haven]

THE IVIES REJECTED EVERYONE IG???

[lost jacinth]

rejected '29

[dapper oasis]

peanits

[jolly imp]

rejected woohoo

[dapper oasis]

fuck brown anyway

💔

fuck brown buck frown

[restive stratus]

does the letter have stats?

[winged escarp]

for anyone joining us now pls do the poll

[dapper oasis]

shitass fucking school

dogass stem

[frank shoal]

whose the one

??

[dapper oasis]

humanities curricula are random af

[balmy haven]

No accepts at brown or Harvard yet

[balmy haven]

An current sophomore

[frank shoal]

hey the stem is decent

[dapper oasis]

not

really

[grizzled stone]

It’s been an absolute pleasure being part of this thread. I wish everyone success in whatever field they decide to pursue. 🙏

[flint falcon]

Rejected

[dapper oasis]

learning-wise it's pretty subpar for a t20

[frank shoal]

fr

[frank shoal]

idk career prospects look good

[dapper oasis]

dawg im literally here rn

[frank shoal]

ik that

[dapper oasis]

im literally sitting in my dorm on meeting street

[frank shoal]

aura

[dapper oasis]

negative aura

actually positive aura

i mean

positive wrt other brown dorms

negative wrt other schools' dorms

[frank shoal]

wait which dorm

[dapper oasis]

emwool

the woolley end of it

[frank shoal]

emwool is aura

v dub is cold

i want emwool

i want anything thats not keeney acc

[dreamy lichen]

Emwool is smelly aura

[frank shoal]

if i dont get andrews someones gonna get it ngl

i want andrews

[neat kernel]

GUYS I GOT IN????!!!!!

[spare lotus]

CONGRATS!!!

[winged escarp]

HOLY GOAT!!!

[dapper oasis]

vdub is STRAIGHT ASS

[dapper oasis]

congrats 🦦

[frank shoal]

CONGRATSSSSS

[dapper oasis]

andrews food 🤤🤤

[frank shoal]

bro

[dapper oasis]

andrews bowls my beloved

[frank shoal]

what a win

[vague yew]

OMG CONGRATSSSS

[dapper oasis]

but this motherfuckerass school doesn't run its fucking dining halls during fucking breaks

[frank shoal]

ive heard amazing things about andrews food

[dapper oasis]

so i have to go to the ratty

but i woke up at 5 today

and then had an apponitment at 6

until 6:50

[frozen pulsar]

welcome welcome!

[dapper oasis]

so now i can't fuckkng go

[mellow bronze]

was it a massacre? havent checked yet

[dapper oasis]

because i was free at 7

but if i wanted to go i would have to change and get ready then walk

[spare lotus]

The ratty is nice tho

[frank shoal]

one admit so far ig so 😭

[balmy haven]

Yes

[dapper oasis]

and by the time i would have food it would be fucking 7:20

[frozen pulsar]

just go? still open until 730

[spare lotus]

Coffee milk my beloved

[dapper oasis]

are we deadass

[dapper oasis]

i have to change and shit

[winged escarp]

#1268143598789066865 message rd people pls fill out ❤️

[balmy haven]

@frank shoal my princeton friend got WLed LMAO

[dapper oasis]

im going to get there at 7:25 lil bro

[spare lotus]

I'm not gonna lie we have low standards

[frank shoal]

that doesnt sound horrid ngl

[spare lotus]

Our dining halls are ass 💀

[frozen pulsar]

so?

[frank shoal]

you have time

[frozen pulsar]

plenty of time

[spare lotus]

So when we visited Brown the ratty was a step up

[dreamy lichen]

YOU GOT IN???

[frank shoal]

bro he HAS to get off

it would be so much aura

[dapper oasis]

me when i fucking lie

[kindred mulch]

hello!

[balmy haven]

Yeah

[dapper oasis]

five wholeass minutes goes hard !!

[dreamy lichen]

I hate that my evil twin also has based takes

[frank shoal]

i really really liked ratty food when i went ngl

[balmy haven]

Also your one accept also got Penn

Jsyk

[frank shoal]

people js be hating

[dreamy lichen]

Everyone get on my ass when I say VDub is disgusting

[dapper oasis]

that dining hall is so ass bro

like sometimes it's good

but that's like

[frank shoal]

wait who?

[dapper oasis]

once every 2.5 weeks

[frozen pulsar]

lol so moody - they kick out at 7:50 and since no one's around they might be more lenient

[frank shoal]

wait

[dapper oasis]

they kick out at 7:35 when im there idk what ur talking about

7:40 acutally usually

[frank shoal]

this is 100% your fault and was 150% avoidable ngl 😭

[dapper oasis]

ye but like why is our only dining hall open until 7:30

unlucky

[dreamy lichen]

I think they just kick YOU out at 7:35

They let me stay

[dapper oasis]

shit is ass open like one more dining hall and problem is solved

[frozen pulsar]

in comparison to? i would say ratty is very solidly average if not above

[balmy haven]

The one brown accept also got Penn

[dapper oasis]

ratty is fine but i wouldn't say it's like

[frank shoal]

OH

wait

[dapper oasis]

goated

[frank shoal]

dyk his preference yet

[dapper oasis]

i think andrews is pretty fucking goated

[dreamy lichen]

Yeah but they’ll choose the better school

[dapper oasis]

ratty is like 6/10

[balmy haven]

Probably

[frank shoal]

true

[dreamy lichen]

Ok time to start the Brown recruiting party

[dapper oasis]

if we say 5/10 is okay and not like "that's an F"

[balmy haven]

Surely he picks brown lol its better

[frank shoal]

i thought the ratty was like a solid 7/10

imo

[warped turtle]

bye bye brown thread nice knowing you

[dapper oasis]

deadass

feel like wrt andrews most other dhalls here are ilke

straight ass

[frank shoal]

andrews was a 10/10 easily bro it was so good

[frozen pulsar]

you evidently have never eaten food at penn before

[frank shoal]

and blue room

[dapper oasis]

burrito bowl give me abysmal stomach destruction shit is so fire

[frank shoal]

and ivy room

[dreamy lichen]

They have random sparks of being 9/10 professional quality food

[dapper oasis]

i have a crazy idea for you

penn dining being ass

[frank shoal]

fr we need propaganda

[dapper oasis]

does not mean brown dining is not ass

[neat kernel]

This still feels so unreal

[dapper oasis]

🙂

[frank shoal]

this is a win

[neat kernel]

Brown is my top choice now though

[dapper oasis]

this one might be a hard idea

[dreamy lichen]

And then they have periods of being 3/10 not edible

[dreamy lichen]

WELCOME TO HAPPINESS UNIVERSITY

[boreal knoll]

guys i got in

[frank shoal]

my friend got into brown and yale and doesnt care about the brown im lowk pissed

w them tho im so happy

[frozen pulsar]

lol i've eaten at 10 of the t25 schools and we are above average

[frank shoal]

YESSIRRRRRR

[dreamy lichen]

No you didn’t

[frank shoal]

CONGRATS!!!

[boreal knoll]

last year yeah i did

[frank shoal]

i only ate at harvard yale and brown and i think brown was better than harvard

[dapper oasis]

are we deadass i've been to northwestern harvard uchicago and columbia and im p sure only harvard is ass

[night obsidian]

waitlisted. uhm what do i do with this information

[dapper oasis]

ye ok consensus is harvard food is shit

W

LOL

[frank shoal]

yale was better than brown but it wasnt like a massive gap ngl

[frozen pulsar]

yale's definitely better

[frank shoal]

js like a good amount better

[dapper oasis]

columbia food is fucking insane

shit is fire

[dreamy lichen]

Bro Harvards setup up is so nice I just don’t know why the food tastes so bad

[dapper oasis]

they literally have ilke

columbia just has upgraded jos

[dreamy lichen]

Being able to dine inside your own dorm would be tough af

[dim jay]

I GOT INTO BROWN OMFG

[dapper oasis]

😭

[dreamy lichen]

YOU GOT IN????

[dapper oasis]

they literally have jos but 22 hour instead of 6-2

and the food is directly better

[dim jay]

OMFG I CANT

[frank shoal]

https://tenor.com/view/pewenzoo-gif-15971956280077998744

[dapper oasis]

😭

[winged escarp]

reminder to do the poll!!

[dapper oasis]

congrats 🦦

[frank shoal]

congrats!!!

[dreamy lichen]

WELCOME TO THE BEST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD

[frank shoal]

i LOVE the jinx pfp

so goated

[balmy haven]

CONGRATS!!!

[frank shoal]

fr i wanna meet my goat

bloat@brown guy

ive heard sm things about him bro 😭

[dapper oasis]

we

need to kill him?

honestly?

like

i don't know how this guy isn't getting jumped every fucking day on thayer

gonna keep it a buck

[frank shoal]

LMFAO

"elon is it like this" IM DEAD

[dapper oasis]

galkf;jsgls ioweiopSDG9PFG P9 8GYGY GYFG9P8SFG9P8 SD98PASDF

KILLLLLLLL

🤓 UHMM IS THIS HOW IT'S DONE...?

no shut the fuck up loser

[frank shoal]

"they found my ssn" womp womp 😭

[balmy haven]

Mub I feel like we have just watched a nuclear blast

[frank shoal]

so much yap

[neat kernel]

Guys I still can’t believe this

[frank shoal]

im hiding rn

[neat kernel]

So surreal

[frank shoal]

i havent touched general

how is it

[neat kernel]

I was so sure I was getting into none of them

[merry pebble]

I am brown 2029

[frank shoal]

or any other megathread

[frank shoal]

BRO

DID YOU GET IN

NO WAY

[merry pebble]

yes

YES

[frank shoal]

YESSIRRRRRRR

LETS FUCKING GO

[merry pebble]

only ivy I got 😭 🙏

[native verge]

congratulations!!

[balmy haven]

Maybe I don’t regret early decision bro ts some insane fallout

[balmy haven]

LETS GOOOO CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!

[merry pebble]

IK BROWN GOT ME

[balmy haven]

Which one is your current preference?

[native verge]

congratulations!!!

[frank shoal]

CONGRATSS!!! its a surreal feeling fs

[merry pebble]

thank u 😍

[frank shoal]

only ivy you need*

[dreamy lichen]

ALEX????

[dapper oasis]

lowkey we need to beat the shit out of that guy

ye

[neat kernel]

Definitely Brown, I love Penn and Cornell but Brown

[frank shoal]

yes bro 😭

[dreamy lichen]

DUDE YOU HAVE NO CLUE HOW IT WAS LAST YEAR

[winged escarp]

poll here if anyone hasnt filled it out :)) #1268143598789066865 message

[frank shoal]

you got penn and cornell?

[dapper oasis]

oh was he a fucking menace last year too

[neat kernel]

I will need to visit all three though

[neat kernel]

Yep

[frank shoal]

MY GOAT

[neat kernel]

Waitlisted Dartmouth and Columbia

[frank shoal]

THATS AWESOME

[balmy haven]

so @frank shoal you and I each got one active a2person

[neat kernel]

Thank you so much lol

[dreamy lichen]

HE WAS IN EMWOOL EVERY NIGHT HAVING DEBATES ABOUT LIBERTARIANISM AND AA

[frank shoal]

guys

[neat kernel]

I was so sure I would get rejected after my Notre Dame waitlist and UNC waitlist

[dreamy lichen]

PEOPLE WERE GATHERED AROUND HIM AS HE WAS LECTURING

[frank shoal]

anyone whose really leaning towards brown dm me, ill add you to the (pretty dead) discord

it should be alive now its ivy day

[dreamy lichen]

So happy for you dawg

[frank shoal]

what a win

[neat kernel]

Thank you!

[frank shoal]

i dont need anything more

[dreamy lichen]

Brown one of the best things that’s ever happened to me fr

[neat kernel]

The work was worth it guys

[dapper oasis]

can we fucking kill him

[frank shoal]

its a comeback story

[dapper oasis]

like

[neat kernel]

So real

[dreamy lichen]

Come to ADOCH on 4/11 so I can give you a tour

[dapper oasis]

average yield protection ong

[frank shoal]

frfr

[dapper oasis]

come to adoch on 4/11 so i can detonate the bomb under faunce

💔

[dreamy lichen]

Getting a season Brown tour guide position has a lower acceptance rate than getting into the university

[dapper oasis]

i've been waiting for so long 💔 nobody believed me when i got on the main green 2024-08-28 and yelled "i have a bomb"

[dreamy lichen]

You’re getting deported

[neat kernel]

When is Brown’s admitted students day usually?

[dapper oasis]

thank god get me the fuck out of here

[neat kernel]

Like late April?

[dapper oasis]

sometime in april

mid

april 1X

[dreamy lichen]

4/11/25

[neat kernel]

I’m really hoping it’s not April 12th

[dapper oasis]

2 days

bro whiffed by one day

[neat kernel]

Oh okay, that works

[dapper oasis]

gg

[dreamy lichen]

And then one I think two weeks after

[dapper oasis]

awesome coincidence

isn't it one week

[neat kernel]

Is this for certain?

[dapper oasis]

all i remember is the first adoch i was seeing my grandparents

[dreamy lichen]

I’m pretty sure as I was given a tour shift that day

[dapper oasis]

and the second adoch i was unconscious in leg surgery

LOL

[dreamy lichen]

Come to that ADOCH date and look for a black guy wearing a Brown University Quidditch jersey

Imma get you right

[frank shoal]

WTF

im dying rn why was that so funny

bro im coming on the second adoch

the mid one

[dapper oasis]

bro it's not mid trust me

trust me i was there i was the hill

[frank shoal]

ugh no one interesting is coming

and everyoen ik is doing smth on the first one

not the second

ngl im gonna come, join 3 protests, tickle someone in wriston and leave 🥀

[willow bone]

Don't forget to answer the poll

[dapper oasis]

please bro that wriston quad tickler is so overused

💔

we gotta kill the person who made that joke

i'm convinced it's just one guy spamming it

sureyl

actually is there anything funny on sidechat rn

[frank shoal]

sidechat was funny when spring break started

[dapper oasis]

ah hell yeah "I wish ppl here were more freakkyyy!!! it's spring break, mass orgy on campus, GOD, just SOMETHING"

bro just wanna feel smth in 2025 💔

respect

[frank shoal]

cant wait to take one risd class next sem

[dapper oasis]

r u dual degree?

be warned visa is kinda hard to get into

although i dont know personally

[dreamy lichen]

No RISD is different

[frank shoal]

nah im not dual

[dreamy lichen]

Also VISA 0100 kinda sucks tbh

[frank shoal]

dual seems insane ngl idk how ppl do it

[dreamy lichen]

Unless you’re an artist

RISD classes are 5 hours long so

[dapper oasis]

shartist

is it everyday

or what

[dreamy lichen]

Once weekly

And then you have workshops

[dapper oasis]

oh

g

honestly ire

fire

[frank shoal]

thats manageable

that sounds kinda nice tbh

[dapper oasis]

ok im not gonna lie

one five hour class is not manageable

it sounds more manageable than it is

[dreamy lichen]

To get into a RISD class you just email one of their professors and ask

[dapper oasis]

and then once u try it it's like

g

maybe ur thanos tho

maybe u can do it

[frank shoal]

if you position it well it should be calm

idk

[dapper oasis]

some ppl can do it

[frank shoal]

exp with a friend

[dreamy lichen]

Yeah I can barely manage 80min lectures

[dapper oasis]

but like a 150 minute class explodes my day

i literally can't do 80 min

[frank shoal]

no im the bottom 25% of admits

[dapper oasis]

i can barely do a normal 50 min

i have a problem

unironically

i cant even do 50 min

i can barely do 15 min

maybe i need medication

[dreamy lichen]

I think you need a friend to fuck around with tbh

[dapper oasis]

💀

[dreamy lichen]

I also don’t believe lecture based classes should ever be taught in the 80 min or 150 min blocks

[frank shoal]

this is real dont let em tell you otherwise

[dim jay]

I'M STILL IN SHOCK WTF

[frank shoal]

me for like 2 weeks tbh

[dreamy lichen]

I think CS15 is like that and they only manage it by making the entire curriculum a game and having a stretch break and skits

[frank shoal]

anyone who wants to join the freshman discord here ya go

[dreamy lichen]

I KNOW RIGHT

[frank shoal]

bruh

it got deleted

fuck the mods highkey

[dapper oasis]

i just fucking spilt a droplet of orange juice on my shirt

im gonna die

im unironcally living some like

different dimension's sigma lifestyle

[dreamy lichen]

Aka do I join the frosh discord

[dapper oasis]

woke up at 5

chugged a full jug of orange juice

uhh

probably not unc

[dreamy lichen]

It will help for quidditch recruitment

[dapper oasis]

ur old

💔

we gonna send u to the home soon

[frank shoal]

theres more '28s than freshman prob 😭

its so dead

[dreamy lichen]

Aka we were LITERALLY born within HOURS of each other

[dapper oasis]

you're a fucking boomer

💔

[lunar sphinx]

bro my school is so cracked, 4 harvard, 4 dartmouth, 2 brown, 4 princeton, 10 uchicago

[dapper oasis]

you're an old man

[dreamy lichen]

😭 😭

[frank shoal]

why r u not in pr rn

[dapper oasis]

you smell like a library

old, decaying pages

[frank shoal]

most competitive school this is a win

[dapper oasis]

the immortal passage of time

[dreamy lichen]

Puerto Rico?

I have no money

All of Brown is in Spain for break rn

[balmy haven]

You can only take wins goat

[lunar sphinx]

is there a competition because if so my school wins by several miles

[balmy haven]

I open discord for two purposes: hate men and glaze mub

[dreamy lichen]

Smells like a TKD kid

[lunar sphinx]

we literally have 80 people in the grade

[frank shoal]

i follow 3 sophs and all three are in puerto rico rn

[balmy haven]

No he means brown is the most competitive ivy from your school

😭

[lunar sphinx]

oh fr

[dreamy lichen]

Ok I know some people in PR too

[balmy haven]

LOL

[lunar sphinx]

but I don't know about brown yet

that's ED

not rd

[balmy haven]

Ah

[dreamy lichen]

As well as Barbados

[lunar sphinx]

more to come for rd

[balmy haven]

Ru going Dartmouth?

[dreamy lichen]

I just have no money

[dapper oasis]

type shit

[lunar sphinx]

probably, either dartmouth or williams

gotta decide

[dreamy lichen]

aka I burnt 5k in the last semester

[lunar sphinx]

we had 2 get into MIt this regular cycle

[balmy haven]

Ooh

I mean good choice to have haha

[dapper oasis]

5000 usd???

[lunar sphinx]

so I gotta add those to the library

[dapper oasis]

rich

what the fuck

[lunar sphinx]

absolutely lmao

[dapper oasis]

"i don't have money" get oUT

[frank shoal]

i go to andover bro pls dont start

[lunar sphinx]

GROTON

[dreamy lichen]

@west bane got me into fragrances

[lunar sphinx]

LMAO

[frank shoal]

we have 15 harvard out of a class of 60

[lunar sphinx]

YOU GUYS KICK OUR ASSES

[dreamy lichen]

NOOOOOOO

[frank shoal]

LMFAO WTF

jk

i go to a bumfuck public

[lunar sphinx]

bro dms right now

[dreamy lichen]

Damn it

[balmy haven]

He does NOT

[lunar sphinx]

oh fr

[dreamy lichen]

oh thank god

[frank shoal]

im sorry mr generational wealth

[lunar sphinx]

nvm

lmao

[dreamy lichen]

I was finna be so sad

[dapper oasis]

andover 💔 is that where mr. alex went

[balmy haven]

im crying

[lunar sphinx]

actually no I was a international applicant full aid

I was the first person from my country to get accepted 🤓

[dapper oasis]

i mean i basically go to one of those schools cro... am i disappointing to u big cro .., .

[lunar sphinx]

as if that matters

[frank shoal]

groton bro im not about to hear it

[balmy haven]

Earlier I said that brown must have a type bc you and mub have similar vibes and I was aboutta regret that so bad

[frank shoal]

JK

youre so goated

[lunar sphinx]

I'm sorry gang

[frank shoal]

darty right?

[lunar sphinx]

yeah

[frank shoal]

my goat

[lunar sphinx]

or williams/amherst

we'll find out

[frank shoal]

you got into the 2nd best ivy

[lunar sphinx]

I'll put a collegeresults

[dreamy lichen]

WHAT? I THOUGHT YOU WERE NORMAL

NCSSM?

WHERE ARE YOU FROM AGAIN?

[lunar sphinx]

what's the best 😭

[frank shoal]

yes bro i js blocked you

[frank shoal]

brown????

[dapper oasis]

dude i literally went to a school called "the university of chicago laboratory school"

are we deadass

[lunar sphinx]

fuck I forgot

[frank shoal]

dont ever ask me ts again im gonna be pissed off

[frank shoal]

WAI

[dreamy lichen]

Oh shit you’re from chitown

[lunar sphinx]

my dream school waitlisted me

[frank shoal]

WAIT

NO WAY

😭

BRO

[lunar sphinx]

holy shit the uchicago lab school my goat

[frank shoal]

r u the feedermaxxed kid from reddit

[dapper oasis]

yes hi that's me

[frank shoal]

this is insane

[balmy haven]

LMFAOOO

NO WAY

[frank shoal]

your post lowk made me ed

[dapper oasis]

still don't know how i got rejected from uchicago

[frank shoal]

highkey

[dapper oasis]

gonna keep it a buck

[balmy haven]

Im crying

[lunar sphinx]

happens

[balmy haven]

Full circle shot

[lunar sphinx]

I got waitlisted

[dapper oasis]

that school does insane admissions

[dreamy lichen]

Mub send me freshman server link pls

[frank shoal]

bro im meeting my goat rn

[dapper oasis]

i got an A in their highest level intro math class

and they rejected me

[frank shoal]

give me attention pls

[balmy haven]

advocate of truth just hotter than u idk

[dreamy lichen]

It’s unlikely but give it your all

[dapper oasis]

i was literally the nepo guy

i was litearlly the nepo guy that should make u feel angry

except i did not make ppl feel angry

becaus ei got rejected

maybe the world is healing

🌹

[dapper oasis]

we gonna bomb you at adoch

💔

[frank shoal]

pls do

wow you replied to me

im so happy

[balmy haven]

😭

[dapper oasis]

scro

💔

[night obsidian]

is getting off waitlist realistic

[dapper oasis]

you're going to see me in real life and it's going to be like

ass

[dapper oasis]

one of those things where it's possible but unlikely so you hope for it but never expect it

[balmy haven]

Mub am I the socialization goat

[frank shoal]

no im gonna glaze you

[dapper oasis]

if you're really fucking committed to it though you might throw an email and be like yo i want u do u want me 💔

[frank shoal]

should i bring you your andrews bowl vro

[dapper oasis]

no vro what the fuck vro 💔

let's just get lunch or something scro :broken_shart:

[fading hamlet]

I GOT INTO BROWN FOR CS

[frank shoal]

wow my goat

[dapper oasis]

i need to make more egregious misspellings of "bro"

[frank shoal]

congrats bro

[dapper oasis]

good evening 9ro

[frank shoal]

wow r u

[dreamy lichen]

Aren’t yo a sophomore

[frank shoal]

taking me on a date rn

[formal geyser]

BRO LETS GO I GOT INTO FOR COMPE

[frank shoal]

this is so emotional bro

[dapper oasis]

man i hope i get hit by a truck on thayer

[frank shoal]

no pls dont

my heart

wouldnt take it

[dapper oasis]

we got mfs like this coming into the next year @dreamy lichen

[frank shoal]

dyk i have your reddit post saved vro

[dapper oasis]

🥀

[frank shoal]

[dapper oasis]

are we on god

[frank shoal]

ok bro wow

[dapper oasis]

like

put that shit on ur mom

[frank shoal]

r we like that now

[zinc bluff]

FUCK BROWN

[dapper oasis]

is it actually

[frank shoal]

CONGRATSSSS

[dreamy lichen]

This was how yall acted too

[dapper oasis]

BIG. congrats 🦦

[dapper oasis]

i dont think i ever glazed u like this vro

[dreamy lichen]

WELCOME TO THE HAPPIEST UNIVERSITY ON EARTH

[dapper oasis]

nah wht

i got smth to say abt that

ur not gonna be happy after this mf kills u for not going to fucking quadball

[dreamy lichen]

Glaze is not in your personality

[dapper oasis]

💔

can confirm. i am dead

i glaze ppl

but usually they have to be like

very important to me

so like. unironic glaze

[frank shoal]

ok im lowk offended now

your reddit post is now OFF my favorites

still saved tho ofc

[dapper oasis]

oh

[dreamy lichen]

Aka look what you did

[dapper oasis]

💔

im sorry

[dreamy lichen]

You disgusting racist

[dapper oasis]

yeah that's me

mad?

problem?

we gonna hatecrime you

[frank shoal]

yes

[frank shoal]

wow

[dapper oasis]

minority on minority violence

[frank shoal]

im acc 3 minorities you cant say that

[frank shoal]

3 > 1 get ratiod

[dapper oasis]

good we got three discrimination methods on the way right now

[neat kernel]

How hard is it to double concentrate at Brown?

[dapper oasis]

not too bad

[dreamy lichen]

Which ones

[neat kernel]

I would really like to do two concentrations

[dapper oasis]

but also u can do a single concentration that's like. two

[dreamy lichen]

What concentrations

[neat kernel]

French and Poli Sci

[dapper oasis]

like fucking apma-econ 🤢 is technically "one concentration"

oh

uh

[ocean crown]

rrrrrreeeeeejected

[dapper oasis]

it should be very ok

[dreamy lichen]

Yeah that’s easy I think

[dapper oasis]

the degree reqs on humanities and languages tend to be fine

[neat kernel]

Okay, that’s what I would plan on

[dapper oasis]

any BA is usually chill

[dreamy lichen]

Humanities have low reqs

[dapper oasis]

like 8-12 credits

even math BA is like

a joke honetsly actually math BA is so terrible

grrrr

[west bane]

hi?

[neat kernel]

Guys I can’t believe I can actually go to Brown

This is so unreal

[dreamy lichen]

I blew 5k last sem

I blame you

[dapper oasis]

ye true

[neat kernel]

I remember talking in my APES class this year about how much I would love to go to Brown and it’s just unreal

[dapper oasis]

it'll become real when you get waitlisted from ENGL0930

💔

[dreamy lichen]

Soak it UP

[safe birch]

Any acceptances ?

[dreamy lichen]

You have won life (for now)

Congrats

[neat kernel]

I can’t wait to tell my APES teacher

[dapper oasis]

(for now) is too true

[safe birch]

Congraats bro

[neat kernel]

Her kids went to Penn and Cornell and I got into those two as well lol

[safe birch]

Hope to see you there

[dapper oasis]

make sure u dont end up like me

💔

do ur due diligence tho

research each school's programs in what u want to study

[half quartz]

I got into PLME wtf

[frank shoal]

WOWZERS

[dreamy lichen]

NO WAY

[frank shoal]

thats awesome

[dapper oasis]

don't let the high get in ur way of logical decision-making

[dapper oasis]

ayo wtf

big

[safe birch]

DAMN

[dreamy lichen]

EWWWWWWW

AND CONGRATS

[half quartz]

I KNOW

[dapper oasis]

man what

how are we EWWWing plme

💔

[half quartz]

LIKE WHATT

[frank shoal]

plme is goated

[dapper oasis]

we gonna kill you

[dreamy lichen]

It’s PLME

[dapper oasis]

man fuck you

[dreamy lichen]

CONGRATS THATS AMAZING

[frank shoal]

you not even plme stop glazing vro

[dapper oasis]

SNC that chem0350 immediately

[half quartz]

THANK YOU!!

[dreamy lichen]

But the PLME hazing starts now

[dapper oasis]

that's it im blocking u on reddshit

🥀

[frank shoal]

UGH

[dreamy lichen]

You gotta bully the smart kids

[dapper oasis]

we gonna send u to the shadow realm

[frank shoal]

ITS NOT LETTING ME SEND A LINK

[half quartz]

Oh no what's the hazing

[dreamy lichen]

that’s what you are @half quartz

[frank shoal]

holy shit i apologize pls

[dapper oasis]

idk but the ppl in PLME in my dorm r like

[frank shoal]

dont

[dapper oasis]

scary

[dreamy lichen]

One of the smart ones

[frank shoal]

it means too much to me

[half quartz]

OH

[dapper oasis]

one of them gets in a black bodysuit at like 5 am and runs miles every morning

the other one is a builtass singaporean veteran

💀

[half quartz]

Yes I'm a superior intellectual 🧍‍♂️

[dapper oasis]

im pretty sure they're just thanos

[frank shoal]

dont take anything the other two say seriously they r a bad influence and scared me from applying to brown

aka said hes gonna blow me up : (

[dreamy lichen]

PLME lowkey does all the orientation stuff you could want for you

Built in (mandatory) friend group for 8 years

[half quartz]

Bullies smh

[dapper oasis]

it's true. you gonna perish

come to adoch though!!

:3

[half quartz]

It's crazy i can't believe it

[frank shoal]

yes we do NOT fw the uncs

[dreamy lichen]

SO HAPPY FOR YOU

[dapper oasis]

unc? WE'RE FUCKING NINETEEN?

[dreamy lichen]

WE ARE THE EXACT SAME AGE TO THE DAY

[half quartz]

TY GUYS, I know low-key just appeared into this server from nowhere lol but u guys r so nice

[frank shoal]

damn bro

you can get a license

[dapper oasis]

ah putain fait chier bro we're literally getting called uncs

[frank shoal]

pls stop talking to me

[dapper oasis]

we're not even 20 and we're uncs now

[frank shoal]

the other brown kids r cool asf

not so like chornically online tho

[frank shoal]

holy SHIT youre pushing 20???

[dapper oasis]

we probably gonna be on the same campus for the next 3 years so uh

[frank shoal]

blocked

[dapper oasis]

there is some economically-minded incentive to be a decent person

💔

unless u choose somewhere else

then we gonna send assassins

[dreamy lichen]

Welcome to the happiest university on earth

[dapper oasis]

like honestly if you choose smth over PLME

uh

we gonna assassinate you

[half quartz]

I will show up to ur dorm the same way I showed up into this server and then we will be bffs forever

[dapper oasis]

oh !!

well do say hi if you are so inclined

[dreamy lichen]

Don’t show up to his dorm

It’s stinky

[dapper oasis]

i don't know how you would get in

ok it is stinky

[frank shoal]

it probably smells of valorant

[dapper oasis]

but that's bc of my roommate

[dreamy lichen]

He lives directly on top of a dining hall

[dapper oasis]

he only eats in here

[half quartz]

I'll use the fumes to find my way

[dreamy lichen]

And he does TKD

[dapper oasis]

and so all of his food fucking rots in the trash can

[dreamy lichen]

WHAT???

[dapper oasis]

like

ye

[dreamy lichen]

THATS NASTY

[dapper oasis]

that guy is actually a shut-in

it's absurd

i thought it was me for a month

like i was like oh my god what the fuck

am i stinking up this room?? how??? i'm very clean

[frank shoal]

bro wtf 😭

[dapper oasis]

and then he left for break and i took the trash out

and in one day the smell was gone

and i was like oh my god

it's him

it's fucking him

he's the smellyass

[frank shoal]

ok ntm now

[half quartz]

Ok guys I'm gonna go relish in my plme-iness cya

[dapper oasis]

he's a good guy he's very nice but like

[dreamy lichen]

Pro tip freshmen
Make sure you use that room switch form if you have to

[frank shoal]

the self glaze is insane

[frank shoal]

yeah go celebrate, thats awesome

[dapper oasis]

i literally shower 2 times a day scro

[dreamy lichen]

Go live it up you just won a generational victory

[dapper oasis]

i despise being dirty

i fucking hate being unclean

the thought of perkins is vile

[half quartz]

Gotta go brag to my brother

[dapper oasis]

i dont want to go to perkins

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO PERKINS

[frank shoal]

"feeder-maxxed kid gets into brown" and an illegible reddit post i dont believe you

[dapper oasis]

HELP ME

[dreamy lichen]

I wonder if some of these kids will live in James-Mead

[dapper oasis]

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN PERKINS

[frank shoal]

id tell everyone ik ngl

[dapper oasis]

death sentence

[dreamy lichen]

What did you do for housing app

[frank shoal]

even the president

[warm temple]

how did i even get in..

[frank shoal]

YOURE GOING TO PERKINDS

LMFAOOOOO

IM DEAD

[dapper oasis]

what i did was i got rejected by wellness chen and danoff and then waitlisted by quiet housing

[warm temple]

man i love brown

IN DEO SPERAMUSSSSSSSSS

[frank shoal]

my goat

[dreamy lichen]

No bro me and my homie CC James Mead next year

[warm temple]

genuinely it was my last opened application

reject, reject, reject, waitlist

[dapper oasis]

man i'd jum pif i lived there

ingame ofc

[warm temple]

and it didnt even give me the decision letter

it just said

"Accept offer of admission"

[frank shoal]

guys im lowk tryna make the brown discord mainstream but its not working out

💔

[dreamy lichen]

My goal is to spend $2,000 on residents next year

[dapper oasis]

brown try not to make the portal scuffed challenge

[dreamy lichen]

OF BROWN’S MONEY NOT MINE

[dapper oasis]

yeah i know you'd rather spend ur money on fucking fragrances

than spend it on ur children

bastard

come home and raise ur son

💔

[dreamy lichen]

Same
I had my tabs in the order
Harvard Cornell Penn Brown

[dapper oasis]

i think i did like

penn cornell duke harvard yale princeton columbia penn dartmouth brown

in that order

[dreamy lichen]

I just be impulse buying shi tbh

[dapper oasis]

shotgunmaxxing

🗣️

[dapper oasis]

can u impulse buy me six math textbooks

[dreamy lichen]

Lowkey having a single increase quality of life by 100%

Are you full pay

[dapper oasis]

uh

[dreamy lichen]

Oh no

[dapper oasis]

money is a societal construct

gonna keep it a buck

[dreamy lichen]

What does BCMS stand for

[dapper oasis]

dunno but it's the book service bro

💔

[dreamy lichen]

I smell the full pay on you

[dapper oasis]

all i know is if i had it i would've gotten this fucking 325 usd textbook for free

BRO

THIS MATH TEXTBOOK

IS 325 USD

AND IT' SLIKE

THE SHITTIEST

SMALLETS

WORSTASS FUCKING BOOK OF ALL TIME

[dreamy lichen]

I KNEW IT

[dapper oasis]

I FUCKING HATE WILEY SHITASS FUCKING PUBLISHER

[dreamy lichen]

FEEDER ASS TRUST FUND ASS

[dapper oasis]

I WAITED FOR IT TO GO ON SALE AND GOT IT FOR 190

AND THEN I CHECK AND IT'S 120 NOW

I'M GOING TO FUCKING JUMP

BRO

IT'S 120 USD NOW

120

STILL FUCKING INSANE

BUT LIKE

FUCK

https://tenor.com/9mG3.gif

[dapper oasis]

brother my family was farming crops in korea until like

30 years ago

💔

mfs were fucking rice farmers

[frank shoal]

no fin aid yikes

[dapper oasis]

except unironically

[frank shoal]

we should get all full pays and make em fund my trip to barca

i have like 2 dollars of fin aid

[dapper oasis]

nah i pay the fully pricetag so that my classmates can get winter clothes funds

except

they givel ike

300 bucks or someshit

[frank shoal]

thanks bro

i appreciate it

[dapper oasis]

if im paying you 93000 you'd better give my bro at least 5k of winter clothes

🗣️

fucking assholes

put my boy in patagonia head to toe

[frank shoal]

aka we not talking here bro

so washed

its 2025 everyone in the freshman server

[dapper oasis]

what freshman server

idk if i even want to go ngl

im just playing roblox

i need to study

:(

[frank shoal]

you werent invited ngl

[dapper oasis]

g

[frank shoal]

jk you are invited if you dont block me on reddit

pls

[dapper oasis]

uh unironically i dont rly want to join

[west bane]

you blew…?

[dreamy lichen]

If aka goes to the frosh server our yield rate is dropping ten percent

[dapper oasis]

thank u tho

there's also that, yes

[dreamy lichen]

pause bro